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New stream! Viral Hit channel begins

I've never thought of him as a friend.

He said school was much more fun now.

How to Fight, Lesson 2.

No, I have one, too!

My own miracle!

That kick's all you've got.

Overhand hook!

Your new friend who gives you energy whenever you're around him.

Your "friend" wasn't me?

It was Munseong all along?!

This is a work of fiction. It is illegal for minors to drink alcohol or smoke tobacco.

I think we should hire an editor to help the channel grow even more.

Huh? You've done all the editing up to now.

I'm an amateur who learned from watching others. We need a real pro.

However good our core content, it may become routine, or people might get tired of it.

So we need a skilled editor who can keep it exciting.

Sounds like a good idea, but how do we find one?

Post a listing on a job site or something?

Man, you really are an amateur.

Who'd do something that old-school nowadays?

The current trend is...

[Viral Hit Livestream] Looking for a video editor!

...doing this!

You were filming?!

Hello, everyone.

We have news for you all today.

We're looking for an editor to edit our videos!

Awesome lolol

Awesome lolol

Awesome lolol

Looking for an editor now?

Awesome lolol

Looking for an editor now?

Awesome lolol

Looking for an editor now?

This is all thanks to us viewers, right? lol

Awesome lolol

Looking for an editor now?

This is all thanks to us viewers, right? lol

I'd like to get some volunteers during this livestream.

Please write your background in the comments section.

I mean, I'm seriously not expecting much, but...

Wait, did he just belittle us?

Wait, did he just belittle us?

Wait, did he just belittle us?

Don't underestimate our backgrounds!

Wait, did he just belittle us?

Don't underestimate our backgrounds!

Wait, did he just belittle us?

Don't underestimate our backgrounds!

We're a bunch of talented folk

Wait, did he just belittle us?

Don't underestimate our backgrounds!

We're a bunch of talented folk

22yo / Male / Pooped my pants in front of a crush once

28yo / Male / Gets allowance from mom 'cause internet cafés are too expensive

41yo / Male / Divorced wife yesterday. Estranged for 18 years

These people are, uh, quite special in a lot of ways.

22yo / Male / Pooped my pants in front of a crush once

28yo / Male / Gets allowance from mom 'cause internet cafés are too expensive

16yo / Male / Flunked all my exams last semester except for classical literature

22yo / Male / Pooped my pants in front of a crush once

28yo / Male / Gets allowance from mom 'cause internet cafés are too expensive

Hey, none of these guys would make good editors.

Well, obviously. I wasn't expecting this, either.

We can hear you lolol

We can hear you lolol

We can hear you lolol

It's not like you two are much better

We can hear you lolol

It's not like you two are much better

We can hear you lolol

It's not like you two are much better

Truly a band of heroes lol

We can hear you lolol

It's not like you two are much better

Truly a band of heroes lol

We can hear you lolol

It's not like you two are much better

Truly a band of heroes lol

What a bunch of lowlifes. Me included lol

We can hear you lolol

It's not like you two are much better

Truly a band of heroes lol

What a bunch of lowlifes. Me included lol

Uh, does anyone have any experience editing?

If we did, what'd we be doing here?

If we did, what'd we be doing here?

If we did, what'd we be doing here?

Well said

If we did, what'd we be doing here?

Well said

If we did, what'd we be doing here?

Well said

Yup, yup

If we did, what'd we be doing here?

Well said

Yup, yup

Ding

Ahem...

I'm a dab hand at video editing

Ahem... I'm a dab hand at video editing.

Isn't that the guy who does play-by-plays of our streams?

Knew he'd show up

Knew he'd show up

Knew he'd show up

It's the martial arts guru

Knew he'd show up

It's the martial arts guru

Knew he'd show up

It's the martial arts guru

You can edit for real? lol

Knew he'd show up

It's the martial arts guru

You can edit for real? lol

You can edit for real? lol

Ding

How rude! Don't compare me to riffraff like yourselves!

How rude! Don't compare me to riffraff like yourselves!

Not that I doubt you or anything, but can you really edit videos?

...he says doubtingly lol

...he says doubtingly lol

...he says doubtingly lol

lol, your face rn

...he says doubtingly lol

lol, your face rn

...he says doubtingly lol

lol, your face rn

Srsly tho, can you?

...he says doubtingly lol

lol, your face rn

Srsly tho, can you?

What do we do, Hobin?

I mean, since he volunteered, I guess we can at least meet him.

But he's a middle-aged man.

Who cares how old he is? As long as he can edit, it's all good.

I'm worried

Ding

Sheesh. Darned kids these days!

There's no one else?

What if we get, like, super retro vids? lol

Sheesh. Darned kids these days!

Damn. Fine, then.

Please send us your contact info.

If that's what Hobin wants, let's do an interview and decide then.

Did he contact you after that?

Yeah.

He did, but...

There's a slight problem.

Problem?

The greatest present in life you can give

is the bond between two people

For eternal happiness

He's, uh... How do I put this? A little old-fashioned.

Block him.

Hey! We promised him. We can't do that!

So where are we doing this interview?

The old guy said he'd turn up here, uh, at some point...

Jeez. How'd you fail to even confirm the most basic part of this arrangement?

I'm a bit worried, too.

I wonder if he's gonna scold us and say, "Sheesh. Darned kids these days!"

Sheesh.

Bellyaching like anything before you've even met me...

Hard to believe what kids are like these days.

Don't look so astonished.

Let's get crack-a-lacking with this interview, shall we?

Viral Hit

That's Gaeul Lee, the first-year who's famed for her cuteness!

I hear she's not popular in her class, though.

Episode 6

The Devil

Apparently, despite looking so cute, she talks like an old man.

A pleasure to finally make your acquaintances.

They say she grew up abroad and learned the language online.

This girl is the "old man" we were talking to?

C-Come on, chop chop. Let's get this show on the road.

She's actually a little girl! I totally fell for it!

Come now.

It's not polite to point like that.

Ah, I'm so tired. That was one stressful day.

The new hire made a huge error.

I had to give him a good talking-to.

That happens in life sometimes!

Oh? You got me a bouquet of flowers as a present?

I passed a florist and your face flashed up in my thoughts.

They're so magnificent.

Hm? Why doesn't this bouquet have any flowers in it?

Oh, that's because...

Hush, Hobin. Settle down. I'll give you some jerky later.

Snap out of it already!

Are you still listening?

Down, boy. Down, Hobin.

Hm? Uh, what were we talking about?

Oh, right! You edited a video of ours, right?

I went off daydreaming just because we touched hands.

I most certainly did. What do you think?

She's seriously cute!

Wow! You made this?

Viral Hit

Well, it's disheartening for a channel with 150,000 subscribers not to even have an intro.

Viral Hit

Viral Hit

Viral Hit

Viral Hit

Hm, you're right.

Look how small her hands are.

I want a thumb war with her!

Right, it's settled! She's accepted, right?

Don't decide that on your own.

What I need is subtitles with presence and a real eye for detail—

Right, right, got it.

You highlighted the viewer comments you found funny.

One of the best parts about Viral Hit is the funny viewer comments.

It's true what they say about how important editing is.

This is super funny now.

But it's still lacking real punch. I can't decide if I should hire her.

Did you have any issues while editing?

I had some difficulty editing this part.

I can't show you!

Who knew you had such thick hair down there?

I can't show you!

There's stuff on your underwear that might need editing out still.

Stop!

Plus, your butt cheeks—

You're hired! You're hired! You're in!

Good. That's settled, then.

I do have one last question.

With skills like these, you could probably get accepted elsewhere. Why'd you pick us?

That's...

Don't say that!

Don't say that!

Don't say that!

Not a bath!

Don't say that!

Not a bath!

Don't say that!

Not a bath!

Snapper, stop him!

Don't say that!

Not a bath!

Snapper, stop him!

Don't say that!

Not a bath!

Snapper, stop him!

Ya just can't leave this guy alone

I look forward to working with you!

Huh? Um, right.

My thoughts exactly.

Let's have fun!

We found an editor!

We found an editor!

He has time to work on his NewTubu.

Is he just not going to contact me anymore?

If he'd at least answer his phone...

Should we call the police?

Hey, let me see.

Did you see that?

Yeah, it was instant.

He's a high school student, right?

A fight?

Hey, brat!

Did you do this? Did you beat them up?

Aw, I lost.

Hey.

You got 100 yen?

Viral Hit

Viral Hit

Gangbuk High School's Taehun Seong.

A fighter in the new "Max" MMA league.

Or rather, former fighter. He got fired for causing too many problems.

Bad rumors follow him around.

They say everyone at Gangbuk High has been hit by Taehun at least once.

I see. Wow.

But why show me this?

He's been practicing a martial art from a very young age. Can you guess which one?

Hm... He's super fast, so maybe boxing?

It's actually taekwondo!

What a bunch of idiots those Gangbuk High guys must be!

Who gets beaten up by a guy using taekwondo?

Again, what does this have to do with me?

Is taekwondo really that weak?

Against taekwondo, all you have to do is watch out for kicks.

The moment they go for a kick, grab 'em and sweep their legs.

Even I could easily climb to the top of Gangbuk High.

Hey! Sheesh. Darned kids these days!

"Taekwondo's useless in a real fight."

That's the opinion of a total amateur!

The style unsuited to street fights is "sport taekwondo."

"Combat taekwondo" is completely different.

In sport taekwondo, you win by scoring points within a limited amount of time.

Combat taekwondo is a striking martial art that aims to knock your opponent out.

Someone conducted an experiment.

Several expert martial artists were invited to measure the power and speed of their kicks.

Muay Thai.

Maximum speed: 209 km/h.

Maximum Speed

Power: 635 kg.

Power

Capoeira.

Maximum speed: 160 km/h.

Maximum Speed

Power: 816 kg.

Power

And what about taekwondo?

Maximum speed: 219 km/h.

Maximum Speed

Power: 1,043 kg!

Power

Seriously?! That's on a whole other level!

I get it. Taekwondo's great.

So what does this guy have to do with me?

Oh, it's not a big deal, but remember how our channel's about fighting bullies?

Well, yeah...

Taehun's your next opponent.

Ah, I see!

Wait, don't be stupid!

A viewer gave us all the info.

Wow, taekwondo really is strong, isn't it?

Taekwondo's world-famous now.

Many MMA fighters around the world use taekwondo techniques.

What's your opinion on taekwondo?

Because of its flashy techniques, it leaves a lot of openings.

But there's one move that's an exception to that.

So a sort of "special super move"?

Yes, taekwondo is good.

Taekwondo has a super move that even pro fighters fear.

It's fast, powerful, and accurate.

I'll grab him and throw him!

A clean hit is a surefire knockout.

The only move where you can turn your back to the enemy...

The back kick!

So I just have to avoid getting grabbed?

It's great people are giving us info, but...

this isn't some regular thug.

He's a pro fighter!

What am I supposed to do against a monster like that?!

Can't we just do an eating challenge or something?!

C'mon, are you gonna betray your viewers?

That back kick can be fatal when it's clean!

At that point, I didn't know...

that a surefire strategy to win was so close at hand.

Today, let's talk about the devil of Gangbuk High.

He's a total psychopath, feared by the entire school.

Man, I wanna be rich.

That's Taehun Seong.

He used to be a famous taekwondo practitioner, but for some reason, he quit.

Hey, you guys want me to be rich, too, right?

Oh, sure we do.

I see. In that case...

Let's swap shoes.

He always got what he wanted.

Even if it was a rare pair of sneakers only available overseas.

Did someone rat on him 'cause

he took their shoes?

Did someone rat on him 'cause

he took their shoes?

Did someone rat on him 'cause

he took their shoes?

Wouldn't he know who squealed?

Did someone rat on him 'cause

he took their shoes?

Wouldn't he know who squealed?

Did someone rat on him 'cause

he took their shoes?

Wouldn't he know who squealed?

"Swap" shoes? Yikes lol

Did someone rat on him 'cause

he took their shoes?

Wouldn't he know who squealed?

"Swap" shoes? Yikes lol

That's just like any other common thug, you say?

But this is...

You only say that because you don't know a thing.

The real reason people call him the devil is because...

he takes your friends hostage.

Gakuto won't swap shoes with me.

Let's swap.

Taehun doesn't really want the things he takes.

I actually really wanted your shoes.

His real goal is to make people watch their friends get beat up,

filling their hearts with powerlessness and shame.

I can't read any further.

How do I fight this guy?

You asked us for info

You asked us for info

He's worse than Pakgo. He's a total sadist.

You scared?

You asked us for info

You scared?

You asked us for info

You scared?

Where'd your chutzpah go?

You asked us for info

You asked us for info

You scared?

Where'd your chutzpah go?

Of course I'm scared!

Scared?

Scared?

Scared?

You scared?

Scared?

You scared?

He can kick higher than my head!

You just gonna let the informant's courage

go to waste?

You just gonna let the informant's courage

go to waste?

You just gonna let the informant's courage

go to waste?

And that's how a precious life was lost...

You just gonna let the informant's courage

go to waste?

And that's how a precious life was lost...

You just gonna let the informant's courage

go to waste?

And that's how a precious life was lost...

Hobin's name is going on his will

You just gonna let the informant's courage

go to waste?

And that's how a precious life was lost...

Hobin's name is going on his will

Ya can't break a promise to your viewers.

I said I'd fight thugs.

I never said I'd go toe to toe with a pro martial artist!

Yo, Hobin!

Yo, Hobin!

Yo, Hobin!

You beat Pakgo. You'll be fine

Yo, Hobin!

You beat Pakgo. You'll be fine

Yo, Hobin!

You beat Pakgo. You'll be fine

Show us your miracle punch again

Yo, Hobin!

You beat Pakgo. You'll be fine

Show us your miracle punch again

Boy, just the presence of that no-good varmint is enough to enrage me!

I'll personally beat him to a pulp!

Take it easy, Gaeul.

I can't find even the smallest reason to fight.

After all, the premise of fighting a total stranger based on a tip

from another total stranger makes zero sense.

Man, I wanna be rich.

Hey. Are you Taehun?

How dare you hit my friends. Don't even think you'll—

Ichiro! You okay?

Is that taekwondo?

Hey, you got 100 yen? I wanna hit the arcade.

Hah. Seems you know a thing or two about sports, and it's gone to your head.

Watch out! He used to be a fighter!

A fighter? Is that what you call a guy who does a sport that's all about form and stuff?

That ain't no real martial art.

Taekwondo is child's play.

The moment I grab you, it's over!

What? He's too fast.

His kicks! He's really good!

Another? Is it a roundhouse this time?

I'll block it and retaliate!

Ya gotta be kidding. He's taking Takao down without breaking a sweat!

Hey... Stop...

I apologize. So...

You got 100 yen?

I'll give you 100 yen.

Not you.

I'm asking you.

Yeah, I'll give you 100 yen.

So please forgive us.

Hey, you got 10,000 yen? I wanna hit the arcade.

Okay, okay! Just take it! So please...

Then, what about a million yen?

Oh, dear. Your friend doesn't have a million yen.

I'm... I'm sorry...

That's Taehun? He's an even bigger psychopath than the rumors say!

I've never seen someone beat up the friends of the guy who started the fight before!

I'm sorry!

We should stay away from this guy.

But we did promise our viewers...

I'm sorry, so please stop!

Safe!

When he suddenly looked my way, I thought I was a goner.

Idiot. So he caught you, huh? But why'd you bring me into it?

I have to be more careful in the future.

Yeah.

It's great that you're a hard worker, but you've gotta be careful.

We're done for.

Who are you? Why were you filming me?

Well, you see, your taekwondo moves were just so cool.

Oh, is that so?

Good one, Snapper. What a smooth talker!

He can talk us out of this!

It's not like I've decided to actually fight this monster yet.

Besides, there's no reason why I should fight him at all.

I'm not some hero driven by justice.

My body can't take on every fight that comes knocking.

We have to run, no matter what.

Are you all right?!

I won't let you harm my seniors, you scoundrel!

Gaeul? Uh-oh!

Given her personality, she might pick a fight with anyone,

and that could result in an emergency like last time with Bomi!

Taehun?

Damn you, you thug.

She's in the same category as me!

Idiot! Why'd you come here, too?

If you hit me, I'll call my dad...

Gaeul seems scared, too. Let's do our best to escape.

Anyway, you wanted to get me on video, right?

Yes, yes.

Right, right.

We'll delete the video right away. So yeah, anyway, excuse us.

You're "Viral Hit," right?

I thought you came here to fight me.

I heard you guys were talking about beating the crap out of me.

I also heard you make a ton of money. Good timing.

Gimme your NewTubu.

That's just like any other common thug, you say?

You only say that because you don't know a thing.

The real reason people call him the devil is because...

he takes your friends hostage.

Taehun doesn't really want the things he takes.

His real goal is to make people watch their friends get beat up, filling their hearts with...

powerlessness and shame.

Gimme your NewTubu.

You got 100 yen?

Does this guy think humans are toys or something?

Don't you have any pride whatsoever?

Does it still hurt?

I wanted... to show off.

You can have my friends and my channel subscribers.

How to beat a taekwondo fighter in a fight as a regular person

"How to beat a taekwondo fighter in a fight as a regular person!"

Is it 'cause you think you'll lose if you fight me a month from now?

Try me.