All language subtitles for s1-4 ennglengel

My wife, lucy,
was wearing a strap on,

And plowing our neighbor
right in the ass.

Ten years ago, your
breakdown in the booth

And press conference were like
the original viral videos.

The idea that our sex
is actually helping

The frackers win ball games
is-it's ludicrous.

You and i, we're kinda like
boyfriend and girlfriend.

Yeah, i know, jim.

Lucy?

Well, that guy's a quack.
I don't care what he says.

There's nothing wrong
with either of us.

I know.
I've never felt better.

Well, darn it,
i'll keep trying if you will.

jim.

Mm!

There's an unlocked closet
over there.

I knew
there was a reason

I didn't wear
any underwear today.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Sweetheart.

Um...

When i came this morning,
my penis made a noise

Like an old man getting up
off a leather couch, okay?

How about we just slow down
the pace a little bit here?

Uh, jim...

What if --
what if we didn't slow down?

What if we see
how fast we could go?

Where we wake up
every morning

Ready to test the limits
of our own pleasure.

I hear you
loud and clear.

You really
want to be a mommy.

I get it.

Jim, we need to talk.

Darling, we will,
i promise.

Just as soon as i get back
from this road trip

In three weeks, okay?

All right.
We'll talk then.

All right.

Okay.

I love you.

I love you.

Lucy?

What the hell
are you doing here?

I saw a clip of you on tv
calling a home run, and...

I tracked you down.

You just vanished
after the press conference,

And i-i looked
everywhere for you.

I finally had to declare you
legally dead

Just to get a divorce.

You know, i was clinically dead
for three minutes

In a brothel
in macedonia one time.

But those girls,
they're pros.

They -- they keep
those paddles handy.

Mm. Jesus, jim.

I feel terrible
that i hurt you.

Um...Okay.

Well, that's
ancient history.

Really,
water under the bridge.

Uh, my life
is fantastic now.

My broadcasting career is back
on track, as you have seen.

These people,
these are all my friends.

I'm doing good.

Look, there's, uh --
hey, smitty.

And old, uh, doofer.

And hey,
there's old two legs.

Look at that, two legs.
There he is.

My girlfriend.

Julia james.
Look at that.

I saved
the best for last.

Like i do.

Hi. Nice to meet you.

Jules, lucy.
Lucy, jules.

I will give you guys
some privacy.

Okay.

M-my life's good, see?
And -- and --

With a capital "g,"
and that stands for "great."

I'm so glad to hear it.

I-i just -- i actually
came here to apologize.

Well, then, by all means,
do continue.

Well, when i found out
i was omnisexual,

The floodgates opened

And my boundaries
came down so fast.

I just --
i could've handled it better.

Oh, no.

I'm sorry i wasn't honest
with you from the start.

I hear you
loud and clear.

You're sorry for being
such an awful nob-hungry tramp.

Jim, i'm not apologizing
for my sex life.

That's who i am.

I'm apologizing
for keeping it a secret.

I'm apologizing
for hiding my true self

Like it was something
to be ashamed of.

Okay, great.
Apology accepted.

All good.
Thank you.

Really?

Because i still think you're
holding onto a lot of anger,

And i wanted to give you
the chance to unload on me.

Wouldn't be the first time
that happened today.

I can see you're not ready to,
uh, joke about that yet, so...

I can joke about it.

Guys cumming all over you.
Please, that's hilarious.

Hey, i have moved on.
I told you that.

It's not like
you reduced me

To some kind of
emotionally crippled,

Incandescent ball
of hatred or anything.

Come on now.
So...

Yeah!

Well, if you change your mind
and you do want to talk,

I'll be here for a few days
at the marlowe inn.

Room 114.

Okay. All right.

Well -- well, hey, you know,
if you have company,

Do lock the door
this time.

Now i'm the one
who's joking about it.

Ha!

oh, man!

Was that ever
a non-event.

I think it's possible

That you're in a little bit
of denial about this.

Last night you said
you wanted to kill her.

Yeah, well,
i got better.

Funny how life works out,
isn't it?

Hey.

We need to talk
about this.

It's unhealthy to --
to keep your emotions inside.

When i ran
into my ex, i-i --

A lot of feelings
got stirred up,

So i-i wrote him
a letter.

Then what?

You -- you didn't
send it, right?

Of course i sent it.

I frickin' hand delivered it
to his ass

So i could watch him cry
while he read it.

You have a great deal
of anger inside you.

You aware of that?
No, i don't.

The whole point
of what i'm saying

Is that i purged
all the negative emotions

Once and for all.

Mm, i don't know.

Like three months after that,
remember, you locked yourself

In the back room
and you were crying a lot?

And then also your drinking
just really hit next level.

Since then, you've kind of
only been dating guys

You can't have
a future with.

Bingo!
Thank you!

I was wondering why you
were attracted to me.

Now i see it.

No, you're just as dysfunctional
and damaged as i am.

No.
You just --

No, you do better
mask work or something.

You -- you know
what you're doing?

You're deflecting right now.
You're deflecting.

You and i are not
on the same level of damage.

Darling, we are both
sprinting to outrun

God's sniper rifle,
knowing that if we turn around,

We're gonna
stumble and die.

No.
Yeah.

No.
Yeah.

That is not what i'm doing.
I am normal and healthy.

Mm.
And you --

Please. Then why are you
with me, huh?

Because i'm slumming.

So, uh, how are you
handling lucy being in town?

Like i keep telling everybody,
i'm fine.

Really?
Mm-hmm.

'cause, um,
word around town

Is she's at some hotel
taking in all comers.

That's the word around --

That's just common
knowledge, huh?
Yeah.

look, this obsession

That you and jules
have with lucy, i'm serious,

It -- it says more about you
than it does me, okay?

I mean, physician,
heal thyself.

Frackers up at bat now.
Here comes the payoff pitch.

Folks, the frackers have
not beaten the butler barons

In their last 15
straight meetings.

Boy, that -- that's got to stick
in your craw, doesn't it?

You know, they say the air
is actually different

Over there in butler.

Sure, it's because
there's less sulfur,

But it's also because of
an actual air of superiority.

Driving around
in their chevy impalas,

Eating at their
nicer applebee's.

It's like they think

They're better than we are
or something.

they act like

They're genetically
superior to us,

Like they're some kind
of a master race.

Gosh, where have i heard
that before?

Folks, true story.

Back in the days
of the mill strikes

When your grandfathers

And your
great-great-grandfathers

Carried picket signs,

It was folks from butler who
scabbed and stole those jobs,

And i mean right out
from under your ancestors.

Butler is a bad, bad place.

Jim.
Jim, that's not true.

Shut up.
It feels true.

All right, uribe up now.

Come on, uribe!

Little dribbler
up the left side.

Throw comes up the line...

Oh, the humanity!
Oh, my god!

Not since pearl harbor
has america seen

Such unprovoked aggression,
people!

First they take
our women...'s college,

Then they poison
our children, probably,

And now they attack
a veteran who served

Three full tours of duty
in the major leagues.

People, we have run out
of cheeks to turn, people!

We're fresh out of them!

All right,
time for the 4th.

Morristown, morristown.
Do we have any dignity left?

Well, the answer to that

Lies in the hands
of a japanese millionaire

Who may not speak
any english,

But he speaks
the language of baseball.

And he knows exactly
what to say next.

Say it, say it,
say it, say it.

Let's go, baby!

Whoo-hoo-hoo!

Uribe!
Get his ass!

Justice!

Sweet justice has finally
come to morristown!

Hallelujah, baby!

Whoo!
Now, that's baseball!

Whoo!

Morris!

Town!

Morris!

Town!

Okay, there's a very ugly vibe
in this crowd.

Are you not
worried at all?

Oh, what's to be worried?

It's a stadium full
of enthusiastic

And knowledgeable
baseball --

I'm gonna kill someone today!
It's gonna be awesome!

Lucy?

Oh, i hope you
don't mind.

I always love listening
to you call a game.

No, no.

I hope you and your cadre
of sexual weirdos

Really enjoy the game.

I'll tell you what,
it should be a real humdinger.

We didn't get a chance
to meet properly earlier.

I'm lucy.

His, uh, horrible monster
of an ex-wife.

I'm jules, his current
drunk of a girlfriend.

Good to meet you.

Thanks again
for those tickets.

My pleasure.

Have fun.

Let's have
some hot dogs, guys!

So, you sent them
tickets?

Did you do that to help jim
or to cause a riot?

Mm.

Yes.

Testing, one, two,
nine, people --

One, two, nine.

It looks like
yesterday's hijinks

Really boosted attendance,
so hello, all you fight fans,

And welcome
to morristown stadium

For the second frame
in a four-game series

Between your morristown
frackers and the butler barons.

Oh, boy, did the frackers
beat up on those barons

Pretty good yesterday,
didn't they?

I mean, literally.

You know, though,

As a completely
impartial observer,

I think i do understand
the frackers' anger.

You see,
i was in butler recently,

And you know
what i saw there, folks?

I saw a man,
and he was beating a dog.

He was beating it
on a public street corner.

Just pounding it.

While a mother
and her infant child

Just watched
all of that and smiled.

they just laughed.

I-i was so confused.

I don't know, i guess
it's just the kind of town

That butler is, huh?

I mean,
who's been to butler, right?

Who's with me on this?

Butler.
I mean, really.

Then after that
disturbing sight,

I went to get some gas,
and inside the station

Right next to the register,
there was a sign.

It said, "take a penny,
leave a penny."

So, if you think you smelled
the rot of communism, people,

Well, that's just
the red wind

Blowing in
from the township of butler.

Butler, butler, butler!

They truly are
our eternal enemy

In a war
that will still be fought

Long after we've left
this earth, people!

Long afterwards!

Frackers
want to thank you all

For coming out
to 50-cent-beer day.

Remind you all to please,
please drink responsibly.

Ooh! Oh, my!

Here we go again!

It has begun, people!

Oh, daddy!

Hey! Hey, buddy.

You were right
about butler.

Oh, my ex-wife
is from there,

And sometimes
she would surprise me

In the shower just to laugh
at my naked body.

But hey,
you made baseball fun again!

This is from me.

Great.
Yes.

Thanks a lot, hat man.

Baseball?
What baseball?

The game was a forfeit.

Hey, i-i hope you didn't lose
too much at the gate there.

Actually, the fans
that didn't get arrested

Drank their asses off.

I've got four garbage bags
full of dough

Back at the stadium.

Your rage is so contagious,

I might be able to pay
my loan off early.

Delighted
i can be of help.

But you mean more to me
than a 45% spike in revenue,

So i'm not gonna let you
call another game

Until you figure out
your lucy shit.

Aah!

Ka-plop, ka-plop, ka-plop!
There he is!

Our ringleader!

You made us proud to be
from morristown again.

Oh.
Anyway, we got you
a little something

As a way of saying thanks.

Come on.
Hey!

Move it!

Make way for the king!

Move it! Move it!
All right.

Move your big ass!

Ta-da!

Jesus --

Is that
their third-base coach?

Who gives a shit?

We caught his ass trying
to get over the outfield fence.

But he's all yours now.

What you want to do
with him?

Let him go.

What?

Dale,
let him go, please.

All right, boys,
let him go.

Geez.

Get your ass
back to butler.

See, this is why people
think baseball's boring.

[whip cracking,
handcuffs clicking]

Jim. What is it?

Um...Look,
i'm still angry.

I'm -- i'm pretty angry.

But i think
i'm ready to talk about it.

[whip cracks,
handcuffs clicking]

Um, well, should we go
inside your, uh...

Yeah.
I don't think so.

No, of course
we should not do that.

Guys, we're gonna need
to take a hard five.

There's gatorade and bananas
in the cooler.

Need to hydrate!

I'm so glad
that you are ready to talk.

Look, just know
you're not gonna get

What you want out of this,
all right?

This is not gonna end
in hugs and forgiveness.

Say what you
came here to say.

When i walked
into our house that day,

You broke me
into a million pieces.

And ever since then,

I've been trying
to put myself back together,

But i just --
i can't do it. Okay?

I'm like a plate
that got dropped.

You try to glue it
back together,

But some pieces, they're just --
they're gone.

I will never be
whole again, ever.

All right?

I think one of those
missing pieces

Has got to be forgiveness,
lucy, because try as i might,

I just --
i cannot forgive you.

I will never forgive you.

All that i have left for you now
is hatred, okay?

Just know,
wherever you are out there,

Whatever the hell it is
you're doing,

I'll be out there, too.

I'm just a burning ember
of hatred

Directed right at you,
okay?

You're my true north.

My hatred
will always find you.

Great.

Really great.

Okay.
What does that mean, "great"?

I am so glad that you
finally got to tell your truth,

But i don't need
your forgiveness.

For such a long time,
i thought the only thing

That could make me happy
was being the woman

That you wanted me to be,
but then you outed me,

And i was forced to become
the person i wanted to be.

And each day, i get to be
more and more myself,

And it is sublime.

Sublime? Really?
That's it?

I mean,
you got to be kidding me.

Okay, so, you get to live
happily ever after

As the biggest frickin' dom
since deluise,

And i just eat shit
for the rest of my days?

I mean, come on!

I hope you find a way
to be content, jim.

Do you?

Oh, and, um,
don't wear your slippers

In front
of your girlfriend.

They make you look
like a dink.

Uh, don't wear
my slippers?

Have you seen
what you're wearing?

Pbht!

[country music playing
on radio]

So, that must've helped.

Get some -- some closure?

Brock-- brockmire?
Where are you going?

Butler!

Well, it looks like
the butler fans

Have shown up in force
here today.

Wow.

This could get ugly.

oh.

All right,
let's not have a riot, people.

Calm it down.

Oh, man.

People.

People! Hey!

People!
Hey, look up here and listen!

What is this even about,
people?

I mean, exactly
what are we fighting over?

Because let's be honest,

There's no difference
between butler and morristown

Or any of these towns.

Y'all have the same
crappy fast-food restaurants,

The same empty main streets

Lined with boarded-up
storefronts.

They're scraped-out husks,

Victims of the unbridled
capitalism

That made a lie
out of the american dream.

So let's not make baseball
out to be any more important

Than it really is.

It's just a diversion
that keeps us from pondering

Our own personal hells.

So, what do you say, folks?

How about we kill
another three hours

On our slow and painful
march to the grave?

All right, top of the 1st.

Should have a good one here
this afternoon.

Jim. Jim.

You have to see this.

Check this out.

So, when everything
went crazy the other day,

I recorded the whole thing
on my phone.

All right.

This is your baptism, people.

Bathe in the blood

Of the people
who have wronged you

And come out cleansed
on the other side!

All your enemies,
they're down on that field.

Carlo, moe green, barzini!

Tattaglia is a pimp and never
could've out-boxed santino!

Your ex-wives, with their lying
eyes and their spread thighs!

All right, so maybe
this was about lucy.

I believe i ultimately
admitted that.

Well, i uploaded this
yesterday.

Look.
Half a million hits.

You're famous again!

Every punch you land is gonna
echo throughout all eternity!