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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,286 --> 00:00:07,685 Whoo 2 00:00:07,754 --> 00:00:08,880 Come on 3 00:00:08,955 --> 00:00:10,217 Whoo 4 00:00:10,290 --> 00:00:11,382 Come on 5 00:00:11,458 --> 00:00:12,891 Whoo 6 00:00:12,959 --> 00:00:13,891 Come on 7 00:00:13,960 --> 00:00:15,018 Whoo 8 00:00:15,095 --> 00:00:16,221 Come on 9 00:00:16,296 --> 00:00:18,696 Who's the man with the master plan? 10 00:00:18,765 --> 00:00:20,926 Who's the man? Who's the man? 11 00:00:21,001 --> 00:00:23,663 Who's the man with the master plan? 12 00:00:23,737 --> 00:00:25,637 Who's the man? Who's the man? 13 00:00:25,706 --> 00:00:27,139 I used to kick it with the thugs 14 00:00:27,207 --> 00:00:28,504 Pushin' drugs in the park 15 00:00:28,575 --> 00:00:29,701 Makin' every mark 16 00:00:29,776 --> 00:00:31,107 That was out after dark 17 00:00:31,178 --> 00:00:32,145 Stick 'em for their loot 18 00:00:32,212 --> 00:00:33,736 Cut 'em up, then I'd dash 19 00:00:33,814 --> 00:00:34,838 And when I had to shoot 20 00:00:34,915 --> 00:00:36,382 I'd nutted up for the cash 21 00:00:36,450 --> 00:00:38,441 Ran down the block with my .45 Glock 22 00:00:38,518 --> 00:00:40,952 Capped off a round, everybody hit the ground 23 00:00:41,021 --> 00:00:43,080 The next thing I heard was a siren 24 00:00:43,156 --> 00:00:45,647 Couldn't turn around, money grip kept firin' 25 00:00:45,726 --> 00:00:48,251 Runnin' for the ride, I can't go inside 26 00:00:48,328 --> 00:00:50,660 I'd rather that I died, I got too much pride 27 00:00:50,731 --> 00:00:53,029 I guess it's just something that you can't understand 28 00:00:53,100 --> 00:00:56,331 My gun's in my hand, tell me who's the man? 29 00:00:56,403 --> 00:00:58,871 Who's the man with the master plan? 30 00:00:58,939 --> 00:01:01,339 Who's the man? Who's the man? 31 00:01:01,408 --> 00:01:04,036 Who's the man with the master plan? 32 00:01:04,111 --> 00:01:06,375 Who's the man? Who's the man? 33 00:01:06,446 --> 00:01:08,914 Who's the man with the master plan? 34 00:01:08,982 --> 00:01:11,382 Who's the man? Who's the man? 35 00:01:11,451 --> 00:01:14,215 Who's the man with the master plan? 36 00:01:14,287 --> 00:01:16,448 Who's the man? Who's the man? 37 00:01:16,523 --> 00:01:18,991 I used to sell yayo back in the day-o 38 00:01:19,059 --> 00:01:21,391 Ran with the gang, had all my homie's slang 39 00:01:21,461 --> 00:01:23,929 Grams to the quarters, I'm takin' all the orders 40 00:01:23,997 --> 00:01:24,929 Makin' all the runs 41 00:01:24,998 --> 00:01:26,295 Rakin' in the funds 42 00:01:26,366 --> 00:01:29,199 I always got my gun, it's that old 6-shooter 43 00:01:29,269 --> 00:01:30,327 I'm the king of the neighborhood 44 00:01:30,404 --> 00:01:31,701 Crazy white peckerwood 45 00:01:31,772 --> 00:01:33,740 People thinkin' Danny lost his mind 46 00:01:33,807 --> 00:01:35,297 It must have been from all the wine, man 47 00:01:35,375 --> 00:01:36,774 And all the hard times 48 00:01:36,843 --> 00:01:39,107 Like chillin' in the park in the dark with the crew 49 00:01:39,179 --> 00:01:41,545 I'm always gettin' high, I saw my man die 50 00:01:41,615 --> 00:01:43,606 Now I got the work and the dough 51 00:01:43,683 --> 00:01:46,516 25 grand and the 5 keys of blow 52 00:01:46,586 --> 00:01:48,611 I got to relocate and start all over 53 00:01:48,688 --> 00:01:51,521 But watch it blow up like a supernova 54 00:01:51,591 --> 00:01:53,491 I keep my game in tight and follow my plan 55 00:01:53,560 --> 00:01:56,688 My gun's in my hand, so tell me who's the man? 56 00:01:56,763 --> 00:01:59,254 Who's the man with the master plan? 57 00:01:59,332 --> 00:02:02,324 10, 20, 30, 40, 50, 60, 70, 80, 90... 58 00:02:02,402 --> 00:02:04,267 1...2... 59 00:02:05,839 --> 00:02:07,670 Morning, Brenda. Wanna get in? 60 00:02:07,741 --> 00:02:09,265 Sorry, I got man business. 61 00:02:09,342 --> 00:02:10,309 Whoo! 62 00:02:10,377 --> 00:02:12,607 Brenda's got man business. 63 00:02:12,679 --> 00:02:13,839 Look at her, man. Yo, check it out. 64 00:02:13,914 --> 00:02:15,006 Check it out. Check it out. 65 00:02:15,081 --> 00:02:17,481 Yo, Brenda, what's up, baby? 66 00:02:17,551 --> 00:02:18,540 Damn! 67 00:02:18,618 --> 00:02:19,778 That was House of Pain 68 00:02:19,853 --> 00:02:20,820 with ''Who's the Man?'' 69 00:02:20,887 --> 00:02:22,184 here on the Kid Capri music show. 70 00:02:22,255 --> 00:02:23,552 It's 55 degrees and sunny 71 00:02:23,623 --> 00:02:25,056 in New York City... 72 00:02:25,125 --> 00:02:26,387 and it's time to open up the airwaves... 73 00:02:26,460 --> 00:02:28,018 and let the audience take over. 74 00:02:28,094 --> 00:02:29,857 Our first caller's from Flatbush, Brooklyn! 75 00:02:29,930 --> 00:02:31,056 You're on the air! 76 00:02:31,131 --> 00:02:32,564 This is Rosanna Rodriguez... 77 00:02:32,632 --> 00:02:34,759 Rivera Ramirez Hernandez de la Cruz... 78 00:02:34,835 --> 00:02:37,702 and I wanna give a shout out to Tito the 40-Ounce King... 79 00:02:37,771 --> 00:02:40,205 and Jose in Riker's lsland. 80 00:02:40,373 --> 00:02:42,034 Don't worry--I'm keeping that coochie warm, baby! 81 00:02:42,108 --> 00:02:44,042 Damn. I bet that coochie's warm. 82 00:02:44,110 --> 00:02:45,577 Yo, this is Deep Jack Jones... 83 00:02:45,645 --> 00:02:46,703 from Patterson, New Jersey... 84 00:02:46,780 --> 00:02:47,747 and I want to give a shout out... 85 00:02:47,814 --> 00:02:48,781 to my girl Judy... 86 00:02:48,849 --> 00:02:49,907 my son Elijah, my brother K-Love... 87 00:02:49,983 --> 00:02:51,109 my sister Wanda, my dog Ziggy... 88 00:02:51,184 --> 00:02:52,151 and my cat Muffy-- 89 00:02:52,219 --> 00:02:53,243 Hey, hey, hey, slow down. 90 00:02:53,320 --> 00:02:55,254 We only have so much time. 91 00:02:55,322 --> 00:02:56,254 You understand, my brother? 92 00:02:56,323 --> 00:02:57,255 Let's get to the next caller. 93 00:02:57,324 --> 00:02:58,256 You're on the air. 94 00:02:58,325 --> 00:02:59,952 Kid, this is Juanita from Strong lsland. 95 00:03:00,026 --> 00:03:01,584 I wanna give a shout out to my man Miguel... 96 00:03:01,661 --> 00:03:03,458 who hasn't come home in 2 nights. 97 00:03:03,530 --> 00:03:04,462 Fuck you, Miguel! 98 00:03:04,531 --> 00:03:05,463 You hear me, motherfucker? 99 00:03:05,532 --> 00:03:06,521 Chill! Chill! 100 00:03:06,600 --> 00:03:08,363 The F.C.C. is gonna shut me down. 101 00:03:08,435 --> 00:03:09,402 You understand what l'm saying? 102 00:03:09,469 --> 00:03:10,436 Yo, check this out. 103 00:03:10,504 --> 00:03:11,630 This is the Kid Capri radio show. 104 00:03:11,705 --> 00:03:13,730 We want y'all to sit back, relax... 105 00:03:13,807 --> 00:03:15,468 and feel the vibe of New York City. 106 00:03:15,542 --> 00:03:16,634 I'm out, but I'll be back... 107 00:03:16,710 --> 00:03:18,041 so chill out. 108 00:03:28,088 --> 00:03:29,680 What do you think about those condos, Albert? 109 00:03:29,756 --> 00:03:31,986 I don't know why they building them condos in Harlem, Nick. 110 00:03:32,058 --> 00:03:34,390 It don't make no sense. 111 00:03:34,461 --> 00:03:36,725 Black man can't live in no condo. 112 00:03:36,796 --> 00:03:37,888 I hear you. 113 00:03:37,964 --> 00:03:39,488 Want some talcum powder for your neck? 114 00:03:41,434 --> 00:03:42,924 I love that talcum powder. 115 00:03:43,003 --> 00:03:45,267 A condo's a good investment. 116 00:03:45,338 --> 00:03:46,566 What you talking about investments? 117 00:03:46,640 --> 00:03:48,232 Give me that $20 you owe me. 118 00:03:48,308 --> 00:03:49,798 What $20? 119 00:03:49,876 --> 00:03:51,241 Look, Gerald, everybody's doing that B-boy thing. 120 00:03:51,311 --> 00:03:53,108 Look like someone took a chainsaw to their head. 121 00:03:53,179 --> 00:03:55,272 Let me hook you up, give you something new... 122 00:03:55,348 --> 00:03:56,280 something fresh! 123 00:03:56,349 --> 00:03:57,976 Yo, fuck good and fresh, man. 124 00:03:58,051 --> 00:03:59,848 Just hook my shit up the regular way: fade. 125 00:03:59,920 --> 00:04:01,945 Fade, fade, fade. That's all everybody want. 126 00:04:02,022 --> 00:04:03,114 Fade, fade, fade. 127 00:04:03,189 --> 00:04:04,178 Fine, it's your head. 128 00:04:04,257 --> 00:04:05,349 Back the fuck up off me, man. 129 00:04:05,425 --> 00:04:06,357 Why you touching me like that for? 130 00:04:06,426 --> 00:04:07,859 You know you like it. 131 00:04:07,928 --> 00:04:09,520 You be my way soon. 132 00:04:09,596 --> 00:04:10,528 Yo, whatever you say. 133 00:04:10,597 --> 00:04:11,529 Save that shit. 134 00:04:11,598 --> 00:04:12,690 That's right. Whatever I say is right. 135 00:04:12,766 --> 00:04:14,131 I'll ride you like... 136 00:04:14,200 --> 00:04:17,363 one of them go-go dancers on ''Soul Train.'' 137 00:04:17,437 --> 00:04:19,905 Lickin' her toes all in my mouth. 138 00:04:19,973 --> 00:04:22,703 Working myself up toward her thighs. 139 00:04:22,776 --> 00:04:24,869 Kissing ever so gently around her gut. 140 00:04:24,945 --> 00:04:28,574 Then I started kissin' on her titties. 141 00:04:28,648 --> 00:04:30,309 Then, you know she's got a big mouth. 142 00:04:30,383 --> 00:04:32,044 She says, um--she says... 143 00:04:32,118 --> 00:04:33,415 ''What you gonna do with my lips?'' 144 00:04:33,486 --> 00:04:34,714 ''I says, I'm gonna put some crazy glue on you... 145 00:04:34,788 --> 00:04:37,484 if you don't shut the fuck up.'' 146 00:04:37,557 --> 00:04:39,286 You need to stop talking all that shit, G. 147 00:04:39,359 --> 00:04:40,553 Hey! Nigger dude... 148 00:04:40,627 --> 00:04:41,889 I'm not talking no shit. 149 00:04:41,962 --> 00:04:45,295 What you laughin' at, Ray, with your ugly ass? 150 00:04:45,365 --> 00:04:46,889 Look like you bit a brick. 151 00:04:46,967 --> 00:04:47,899 He's right. 152 00:04:47,968 --> 00:04:49,993 You through. 153 00:04:50,070 --> 00:04:52,004 What's up, everybody? 154 00:04:52,072 --> 00:04:53,096 Hey, how you doing? 155 00:04:53,173 --> 00:04:54,105 Good, man. What's up, man? 156 00:04:54,174 --> 00:04:55,198 What's up, Roscoe? 157 00:04:55,275 --> 00:04:58,244 What up? What up? What up? What up? 158 00:04:58,311 --> 00:04:59,778 Come on. Get in the chair, man. 159 00:04:59,846 --> 00:05:01,074 Come on, Roscoe, get in the chair, man. 160 00:05:01,147 --> 00:05:02,614 Yeah, Roscoe, get in the chair, man. 161 00:05:02,682 --> 00:05:05,913 Keep your dick fingers off them clippers, man. 162 00:05:05,986 --> 00:05:08,284 Look what you did to my shit the last time I was in here. 163 00:05:08,355 --> 00:05:10,186 That's in! That's the new Hammer! 164 00:05:10,256 --> 00:05:11,348 Fuck, Hammer, man. 165 00:05:11,424 --> 00:05:13,654 My shit is like George Fucking Jefferson, man. 166 00:05:13,727 --> 00:05:15,786 My shit is backed up like traffic, man. 167 00:05:15,862 --> 00:05:16,886 Man, if he don't want his cut... 168 00:05:16,963 --> 00:05:18,021 can I get mine cut now? 169 00:05:18,098 --> 00:05:19,463 You next! 170 00:05:19,532 --> 00:05:20,464 Always next. 171 00:05:20,533 --> 00:05:21,465 Motherfucker, please! 172 00:05:21,534 --> 00:05:22,501 Roscoe, get in the chair! 173 00:05:22,569 --> 00:05:23,695 It's got to be an improvement. 174 00:05:23,770 --> 00:05:24,862 Got to! 175 00:05:24,938 --> 00:05:26,872 Yo, I'll kick both your asses. 176 00:05:28,441 --> 00:05:29,533 And we're moving on up 177 00:05:29,609 --> 00:05:30,633 Movin' up-- 178 00:05:32,812 --> 00:05:35,303 - Weezy-- - We-- 179 00:05:35,382 --> 00:05:36,314 Hello, fellas. 180 00:05:36,383 --> 00:05:37,680 Hey, Nick. 181 00:05:37,751 --> 00:05:38,683 Hey, Frankie. 182 00:05:38,752 --> 00:05:39,684 Who's playing today? 183 00:05:39,753 --> 00:05:40,879 I am! 184 00:05:40,954 --> 00:05:42,080 Holy Mother of Mary. 185 00:05:42,155 --> 00:05:44,350 Let's, uh, just get going here, huh? 186 00:05:44,424 --> 00:05:46,051 Give me my 8-2-1, Frank. 187 00:05:46,126 --> 00:05:47,354 Give me 7-5-4. 188 00:05:47,427 --> 00:05:49,258 1-8-4, and if I don't make my rent, 189 00:05:49,329 --> 00:05:50,956 I'm giving your number to my landlord. 190 00:05:51,031 --> 00:05:52,623 A little snippy there, Mushmouth. 191 00:05:52,699 --> 00:05:54,929 I really--I don't know about your whole attitude. 192 00:05:57,804 --> 00:05:58,736 Get your hands... 193 00:05:58,805 --> 00:06:00,238 - Hey, Big Nick. - Hey. 194 00:06:00,306 --> 00:06:02,001 How long's the wait, man? 195 00:06:02,075 --> 00:06:03,167 No wait at the end, Boogie. 196 00:06:03,243 --> 00:06:04,403 ...for letting me touch his hair. 197 00:06:04,477 --> 00:06:06,775 You the one that fucked his hair up the last time. 198 00:06:06,846 --> 00:06:08,814 Man, I wouldn't let them 2 brothers cut my taxes. 199 00:06:08,882 --> 00:06:09,814 I think I'll wait. 200 00:06:09,883 --> 00:06:10,815 Half price. 201 00:06:10,884 --> 00:06:11,908 Half price, Roscoe. 202 00:06:11,985 --> 00:06:13,612 Hey, Nick, you playing today? 203 00:06:13,687 --> 00:06:15,518 Uh, 4-6-2. I feel lucky, Frankie. 204 00:06:15,588 --> 00:06:17,112 Great. You love 4-6-2. 205 00:06:17,190 --> 00:06:19,420 Hey, Nick, you really know Sugar Ray Leonard? 206 00:06:19,492 --> 00:06:22,290 Yup. I cut his hair right in this chair. 207 00:06:22,362 --> 00:06:23,886 Wow. You know, I grew up with him 208 00:06:23,963 --> 00:06:25,794 on 109th and Amsterdam in the same building. 209 00:06:25,865 --> 00:06:28,333 He grew up in Maryland, Frankie. 210 00:06:28,401 --> 00:06:30,301 A tremendous fighter. 211 00:06:31,404 --> 00:06:34,703 Hey, Nick, why let that white boy in here? 212 00:06:34,774 --> 00:06:37,504 You just mad because he makes more money than you do. 213 00:06:37,577 --> 00:06:39,943 Damn squirrel makes more than he does. 214 00:06:40,013 --> 00:06:41,674 A crippled squirrel. 215 00:06:41,748 --> 00:06:47,050 Uh-oh, Mushmouth Rockefeller, come on, and sit down here. 216 00:06:47,120 --> 00:06:48,144 Can I get a cut? 217 00:06:48,221 --> 00:06:49,347 No wait down at the end. 218 00:06:49,422 --> 00:06:51,720 - My man. - What's up? 219 00:06:55,662 --> 00:06:58,688 Hey, get that there on the other side! 220 00:07:05,505 --> 00:07:08,133 Adrian! Adrian! 221 00:07:08,208 --> 00:07:09,937 All right, homes, you're the victim... 222 00:07:10,009 --> 00:07:12,637 of another Doctor Dré and Ed Lover masterpiece. 223 00:07:12,712 --> 00:07:14,509 Yo, man, what'd you do to my hair, man? 224 00:07:14,581 --> 00:07:16,048 And that'll be 17.50 plus tip. 225 00:07:16,116 --> 00:07:17,674 Yo, man, what did you do to my hair? 226 00:07:17,751 --> 00:07:20,242 Damn! 227 00:07:20,320 --> 00:07:22,584 You better put your head in a bag, man. 228 00:07:22,655 --> 00:07:26,318 I wouldn't let them brothers cut my grass. 229 00:07:26,392 --> 00:07:27,882 Shut up, K.K. See, this is... 230 00:07:27,961 --> 00:07:31,021 that new Wesley Snipes ''New Jack City, Part 6'' shit. 231 00:07:31,097 --> 00:07:33,361 Man, Wesley Snipes after the money ran out! 232 00:07:33,433 --> 00:07:36,129 Oh, Wesley was here yesterday. I gave him his last cut. 233 00:07:36,202 --> 00:07:37,897 When was Wesley Snipes in this chair, man? 234 00:07:37,971 --> 00:07:39,029 When your ass was at White Castle. 235 00:07:39,105 --> 00:07:40,367 Now be quiet. 236 00:07:40,440 --> 00:07:42,101 Come on. Why you gotta be bullshitting everybody, man? 237 00:07:42,175 --> 00:07:43,301 What did you do to my hair, man? 238 00:07:43,376 --> 00:07:44,843 Now, you gotta hold your head at the angle. 239 00:07:44,911 --> 00:07:47,038 Man, see, women are gonna think you're a big Wesley Snipes. 240 00:07:47,113 --> 00:07:49,377 Go, Wesley, go Wesley 241 00:07:49,449 --> 00:07:51,747 Go, go, go Wesley 242 00:07:51,818 --> 00:07:52,750 It's your birthday 243 00:07:52,819 --> 00:07:54,218 Ed Lover, you a liar! 244 00:07:54,287 --> 00:07:55,219 Yo, Brenda. 245 00:07:55,288 --> 00:07:56,846 Shut up, Dré! 246 00:07:56,923 --> 00:07:58,754 You been telling people you're sleeping with me?! 247 00:07:58,825 --> 00:07:59,757 But, Brenda, I ain't-- 248 00:07:59,826 --> 00:08:01,384 Don't ''But, Brenda'' me. 249 00:08:01,461 --> 00:08:03,986 You ain't nothing but a virgin anyway. 250 00:08:04,063 --> 00:08:06,122 Who?! Me?! Ed lover?! 251 00:08:06,199 --> 00:08:08,565 I ain't no virgin. 252 00:08:08,635 --> 00:08:09,761 I ain't! 253 00:08:09,836 --> 00:08:10,860 Oh! 254 00:08:10,937 --> 00:08:12,529 - Damn! - Damn! 255 00:08:12,605 --> 00:08:18,237 Ooh! 256 00:08:18,311 --> 00:08:19,243 Fuck Tyson. 257 00:08:19,312 --> 00:08:20,336 - Mmm! - Mmm! 258 00:08:20,413 --> 00:08:21,380 Fuck him. 259 00:08:21,548 --> 00:08:23,675 So her panties around my neck, right? 260 00:08:23,750 --> 00:08:24,842 Around your neck? 261 00:08:24,918 --> 00:08:26,681 Yeah, yeah, so she said to me, ''Ed, baby... 262 00:08:26,753 --> 00:08:28,015 I want you to take your hand''... 263 00:08:28,087 --> 00:08:29,179 I bet she did. 264 00:08:29,255 --> 00:08:30,552 ''And put it right here... 265 00:08:30,623 --> 00:08:31,920 '''cause you know the way I like it... 266 00:08:31,991 --> 00:08:33,253 when you put your hand right there.'' 267 00:08:33,326 --> 00:08:34,258 Why are you lying to me? 268 00:08:34,327 --> 00:08:36,192 Shut your lying mouth and sweep, boy. 269 00:08:36,262 --> 00:08:37,593 Oh, come on, Nick. 270 00:08:37,664 --> 00:08:40,394 How come we always gotta sweep up after everybody, man? 271 00:08:40,466 --> 00:08:42,161 Yeah, Nick. We've been here for over a year. 272 00:08:42,235 --> 00:08:45,432 Ed, Dré, you know I love you like sons, right? 273 00:08:45,505 --> 00:08:46,665 - Yeah. - Yeah. 274 00:08:46,739 --> 00:08:48,900 We've gone through a whole lot together, haven't we? 275 00:08:48,975 --> 00:08:50,840 True. We've been through a whole lot. 276 00:08:50,910 --> 00:08:52,241 For the last 6 months, all I've been getting... 277 00:08:52,312 --> 00:08:54,906 is complaints about your haircuts. 278 00:08:54,981 --> 00:08:58,041 I ask you to straighten up. You haven't done it. 279 00:08:58,117 --> 00:09:00,551 You 2 are the worst barbers in Harlem. 280 00:09:02,822 --> 00:09:04,414 What you trying to say, Nick? 281 00:09:04,490 --> 00:09:06,117 I have to let you go. 282 00:09:06,192 --> 00:09:07,750 Fired? Come on, Nick. Come on, Nick. 283 00:09:07,827 --> 00:09:09,761 Ain't nothing happening. Nothing happening. 284 00:09:09,829 --> 00:09:10,921 I'm serious. 285 00:09:10,997 --> 00:09:13,431 You boys have got to find careers for yourselves. 286 00:09:13,499 --> 00:09:15,433 I was just reading in the paper today... 287 00:09:15,501 --> 00:09:16,627 the police force is hiring brothers. 288 00:09:16,703 --> 00:09:17,931 - The police?! - The police?! 289 00:09:18,004 --> 00:09:19,096 Uh-uh, Nick. Uh-uh. 290 00:09:19,172 --> 00:09:20,196 Ain't trying to be the man. 291 00:09:20,273 --> 00:09:21,205 Dré, you trying to be the man? 292 00:09:21,274 --> 00:09:22,935 I am not trying to be the man. 293 00:09:23,009 --> 00:09:23,941 See that, Nick? 294 00:09:24,010 --> 00:09:24,977 Dré don't want to be the man. 295 00:09:25,044 --> 00:09:26,068 I don't want to be the man. 296 00:09:26,145 --> 00:09:28,010 Nobody here wants to be the man, Nick. 297 00:09:28,081 --> 00:09:29,105 Give me one reason. 298 00:09:29,182 --> 00:09:31,241 - Rodney King! - Rodney King! 299 00:09:31,317 --> 00:09:32,375 It's a job, boys. 300 00:09:32,452 --> 00:09:34,283 It's too violent, Nick. Man, we not doing that. 301 00:09:34,354 --> 00:09:36,447 You're always watching karate movies. 302 00:09:36,522 --> 00:09:38,786 Man, those Bruce Lee movies are B.S., man... 303 00:09:38,858 --> 00:09:40,120 but when you the man... 304 00:09:40,193 --> 00:09:42,184 people really shoot at you. 305 00:09:42,262 --> 00:09:43,194 That's right. 306 00:09:43,263 --> 00:09:44,958 Anyway, we got another career. 307 00:09:45,031 --> 00:09:46,328 What is it this week? 308 00:09:46,399 --> 00:09:47,388 We're gonna be nightclub promoters, man. 309 00:09:47,467 --> 00:09:49,458 That'll be real risky for you boys. 310 00:09:49,535 --> 00:09:52,629 See, me and my man--we live right on the edge, man. 311 00:09:52,705 --> 00:09:54,195 I'll tell you what. 312 00:09:54,274 --> 00:09:56,174 If you take the test, you can stay here... 313 00:09:56,242 --> 00:09:57,174 till you find out the results. 314 00:09:57,243 --> 00:09:58,870 If you don't... 315 00:09:58,945 --> 00:10:00,469 I'll fire both your asses right now. 316 00:10:00,546 --> 00:10:02,343 What's wrong with you?! 317 00:10:02,415 --> 00:10:04,144 I saw a rat, Nick. What's up with that? 318 00:10:04,217 --> 00:10:05,582 What you laughing at? 319 00:10:05,652 --> 00:10:07,381 How can you be scared of a little rat... 320 00:10:07,453 --> 00:10:08,385 you big wuss? 321 00:10:08,454 --> 00:10:09,716 Hey, Nick, I can't believe... 322 00:10:09,789 --> 00:10:12,019 he pissed in his pants over a little rat. 323 00:10:12,091 --> 00:10:13,319 You're a wuss, man. 324 00:10:13,393 --> 00:10:14,724 Knock it off, both of you! 325 00:10:14,794 --> 00:10:18,059 If you don't take the test, you won't get paid no more! 326 00:10:18,131 --> 00:10:19,996 That's it! 327 00:10:23,469 --> 00:10:24,697 Yo, man, come on. Get back. 328 00:10:24,771 --> 00:10:27,137 Come on, man, you bad-haired motherfucker. 329 00:10:27,206 --> 00:10:29,731 Go to the end of the line, baby. 330 00:10:29,809 --> 00:10:32,073 One line. One line. 331 00:10:32,145 --> 00:10:36,673 Come on, man, stop holding back. 332 00:10:36,749 --> 00:10:39,183 Brother, chill out, man. 333 00:10:39,252 --> 00:10:40,412 Yo, there ain't no guest list. 334 00:10:40,486 --> 00:10:41,418 So stop talking that. 335 00:10:41,487 --> 00:10:44,217 There ain't no guest list. 336 00:10:44,290 --> 00:10:46,815 Hey, ho 337 00:10:46,893 --> 00:10:47,951 You drew a picture of my morning 338 00:10:48,027 --> 00:10:49,085 But you couldn't make my day 339 00:10:49,162 --> 00:10:50,356 I'm rockin' and you're yawning 340 00:10:50,430 --> 00:10:51,556 But you never look my way 341 00:10:51,631 --> 00:10:52,563 I'm lickin' down you, darlin' 342 00:10:52,632 --> 00:10:53,621 In every single way 343 00:10:53,700 --> 00:10:55,031 Your funny flow is foreign 344 00:10:55,101 --> 00:10:56,568 And a green card's on the way 345 00:10:56,636 --> 00:10:57,762 This ain't got to do with shampoo 346 00:10:57,837 --> 00:10:59,236 But watch your head and shoulders 347 00:10:59,305 --> 00:11:01,364 Brother older bold enough to fold ya, yo, I told ya 348 00:11:01,441 --> 00:11:03,807 A raid afraid of what I made plus played a funky fit 349 00:11:03,876 --> 00:11:05,036 So save ya flips plus tricks 350 00:11:05,111 --> 00:11:06,408 For that music and the monkey bit 351 00:11:06,479 --> 00:11:07,878 Thank you. 352 00:11:07,947 --> 00:11:09,710 Dré needs you upstairs right now. 353 00:11:09,782 --> 00:11:11,249 It's an emergency. Sweatin' his balls off. 354 00:11:11,317 --> 00:11:13,114 All right. Here go the money, Frankie. 355 00:11:13,186 --> 00:11:14,210 Yo, George, I'll be right back. 356 00:11:14,287 --> 00:11:16,517 Frankie, it's $10. No skimming. 357 00:11:16,589 --> 00:11:18,113 I know. $10. 358 00:11:18,191 --> 00:11:19,954 It's $15. 359 00:11:20,026 --> 00:11:20,993 $20. $20. 360 00:11:21,060 --> 00:11:22,618 - I'm sorry. $20. - $20. 361 00:11:22,695 --> 00:11:24,560 20-damn-dollars. Get your ass on in there. 362 00:11:24,630 --> 00:11:26,257 What you looking at, old scarecrow? 363 00:11:26,332 --> 00:11:27,697 Who you calling a scarecrow? 364 00:11:27,767 --> 00:11:30,133 40 for you. 365 00:11:30,203 --> 00:11:32,296 Hey, ho 366 00:11:32,372 --> 00:11:34,840 Hey, ho 367 00:11:34,907 --> 00:11:37,637 Hey, ho 368 00:11:37,710 --> 00:11:40,144 Hey, ho 369 00:11:40,213 --> 00:11:42,044 You heard a lot about a brother gaining mo' ground 370 00:11:42,115 --> 00:11:43,810 Being low down, I do the showdown 371 00:11:43,883 --> 00:11:45,510 With any little ho round 372 00:11:45,585 --> 00:11:46,677 I wanna know who you're believing 373 00:11:46,753 --> 00:11:48,084 Through your funny reasons 374 00:11:48,154 --> 00:11:49,917 Even when I'm sleeping you think I'm cheatin' 375 00:11:49,989 --> 00:11:52,219 You said I know you're Mr. O.P.P. Man 376 00:11:52,291 --> 00:11:54,953 Yo, P.P. Man, won't only see me, man 377 00:11:55,028 --> 00:11:56,757 You should've known that when we hit in the stack 378 00:11:56,829 --> 00:11:59,263 That I was with it a bit, not to consider the rep 379 00:11:59,332 --> 00:12:01,857 I did your partner cause she's hot as a baker 380 00:12:01,934 --> 00:12:02,923 Cause I'm naughty by nature 381 00:12:03,002 --> 00:12:04,526 Not cause I hate ya 382 00:12:04,604 --> 00:12:07,198 You put your heart in a part of a part that spreads apart 383 00:12:07,273 --> 00:12:09,537 Even though I forgave ya when you had a spark 384 00:12:09,609 --> 00:12:11,076 Yo, man, I'm telling y'all... 385 00:12:11,144 --> 00:12:12,168 y'all got that look. 386 00:12:12,245 --> 00:12:14,338 I could make y'all the dopest rappers. 387 00:12:14,414 --> 00:12:17,110 Hype, my man here got crazy contacts. 388 00:12:17,183 --> 00:12:19,014 Motherfucker, please. Motherfucker, please. 389 00:12:19,085 --> 00:12:20,677 Listen, y'all, cockstrong. 390 00:12:20,753 --> 00:12:21,720 When I finish with y'all, 391 00:12:21,788 --> 00:12:23,380 y'all gonna be hotter than Public Enemy... 392 00:12:23,456 --> 00:12:25,981 E.P.M.D., and Vanilla Ice! 393 00:12:26,059 --> 00:12:27,686 And Vanilla Ice. 394 00:12:27,760 --> 00:12:29,022 Motherfucker, please. Motherfucker, please. 395 00:12:29,095 --> 00:12:30,062 Tell 'em. 396 00:12:30,129 --> 00:12:31,118 Ho 397 00:12:31,197 --> 00:12:32,858 Hey, ho 398 00:12:32,932 --> 00:12:35,298 Hey, ho 399 00:12:35,368 --> 00:12:38,030 Hey, ho 400 00:12:38,104 --> 00:12:40,368 Hip-hop hip-hip-hop hip-hip-hop hooray 401 00:12:40,440 --> 00:12:41,566 There's many hungry hip-hoppers 402 00:12:41,641 --> 00:12:43,541 One reason hip-hop's hip top today 403 00:12:43,609 --> 00:12:45,577 Swerve what ya heard cause I ain't bailing hay 404 00:12:45,645 --> 00:12:48,045 Ain't choppin' no crops but still growin' every day 405 00:12:48,114 --> 00:12:49,843 Here's a thunder sound from the wonders found 406 00:12:49,916 --> 00:12:52,077 From the underground town down the hill 407 00:12:52,151 --> 00:12:54,085 Feel how illtown drown smiles to frowns 408 00:12:54,153 --> 00:12:55,313 Snatchin' crowns from clowns 409 00:12:55,388 --> 00:12:56,480 Beat downs are found 410 00:12:56,556 --> 00:12:57,750 Don't know me, don't come around 411 00:12:57,824 --> 00:12:59,416 Tippy tippy pause, tippy tippy pause 412 00:12:59,492 --> 00:13:01,221 Sometimes creepin' up I eat em up 413 00:13:01,294 --> 00:13:02,591 Your style is older than Lou Rawls 414 00:13:02,662 --> 00:13:04,857 Peace to this one and that one and them 415 00:13:04,931 --> 00:13:07,559 That's when I shout out and I didn't miss one friend 416 00:13:07,633 --> 00:13:09,931 Yo, man, Naughty By Nature is ripping shit, man. 417 00:13:10,002 --> 00:13:10,934 How we doing? 418 00:13:11,003 --> 00:13:13,563 Yo, we cleared about 2,000 so far, man. 419 00:13:13,639 --> 00:13:14,697 - We way up. - Aah! 420 00:13:14,774 --> 00:13:16,173 That's 3 months' rent, homeboy. 421 00:13:16,242 --> 00:13:17,709 Yo, man, Nick must have been crazy... 422 00:13:17,777 --> 00:13:19,244 to make us take that police test. 423 00:13:19,312 --> 00:13:20,244 I'm telling you something, man... 424 00:13:20,313 --> 00:13:21,610 Nick's gonna be frickin' surprised... 425 00:13:21,681 --> 00:13:24,411 when he find out we ain't taking nobody's police test. 426 00:13:24,484 --> 00:13:25,416 You understand what I'm saying? 427 00:13:25,485 --> 00:13:27,146 And every hood, G 428 00:13:27,220 --> 00:13:28,312 That's right, my fight is ill 429 00:13:28,387 --> 00:13:30,184 Peace goes to L.O.N.S. and Quest 430 00:13:30,256 --> 00:13:31,848 Nice and Smooth and Cypress Hill 431 00:13:31,924 --> 00:13:32,948 I live and die for hip hop 432 00:13:33,025 --> 00:13:34,322 This is hip hop of today 433 00:13:34,393 --> 00:13:37,191 I give props to hip hop, so hip hop hooray 434 00:13:37,263 --> 00:13:38,560 Ho 435 00:13:38,631 --> 00:13:40,792 Hey, ho 436 00:13:40,867 --> 00:13:43,961 Hey, ho, hey 437 00:13:45,104 --> 00:13:47,971 Everybody get the fuck down on the floor! 438 00:13:51,410 --> 00:13:53,105 Everybody on the motherfucking floor! 439 00:13:53,179 --> 00:13:55,909 Next person that moves is dead in this motherfucker. 440 00:13:55,982 --> 00:13:57,279 All right! Give it up! 441 00:13:57,350 --> 00:13:58,476 Give up all your shit! 442 00:13:58,551 --> 00:14:01,486 Damn it! This ain't no joke. 443 00:14:01,554 --> 00:14:02,885 Don't fuck with me! Give it here! 444 00:14:02,955 --> 00:14:05,617 Put it in the fucking bag! 445 00:14:05,691 --> 00:14:07,625 Give it up! Take it off! 446 00:14:07,693 --> 00:14:09,991 Give it up! Bring it over! 447 00:14:10,062 --> 00:14:11,188 Give me the money, man. 448 00:14:11,264 --> 00:14:13,664 Yo, give me-- yo, give me the money, man! 449 00:14:13,733 --> 00:14:15,963 Real man don't need a gun. 450 00:14:16,035 --> 00:14:16,967 Sucker. 451 00:14:17,036 --> 00:14:18,162 Give me the fucking wallet. 452 00:14:18,237 --> 00:14:19,704 Why don't you get out of my face? 453 00:14:19,772 --> 00:14:21,137 Damn. 454 00:14:21,207 --> 00:14:24,176 Put your fucking head down. What you looking at?! 455 00:14:25,545 --> 00:14:26,807 Name? 456 00:14:26,879 --> 00:14:28,039 Date of birth? 457 00:14:28,114 --> 00:14:29,411 Social security number?! 458 00:14:29,482 --> 00:14:30,744 Why they gotta know all that? 459 00:14:30,816 --> 00:14:32,977 It's what you gotta do on most job applications. 460 00:14:33,052 --> 00:14:34,781 But I don't want the damn job. 461 00:14:34,854 --> 00:14:36,515 You got any other bright ideas? 462 00:14:36,589 --> 00:14:39,080 We're about to be evicted. 463 00:14:39,158 --> 00:14:42,184 Why are you holding on to this piece of property... 464 00:14:42,261 --> 00:14:43,489 like it's your wife? 465 00:14:43,563 --> 00:14:45,497 I got my stake here, Lionel, don't you understand that? 466 00:14:45,565 --> 00:14:47,192 Sell it, man. 467 00:14:47,266 --> 00:14:49,131 It's just a barber shop. 468 00:14:49,202 --> 00:14:50,760 You're being offered a fortune. 469 00:14:50,836 --> 00:14:53,862 You got junkies and dealers in this block. 470 00:14:53,940 --> 00:14:55,703 Later, man. 471 00:14:55,775 --> 00:14:56,742 See you, Nick. 472 00:14:56,809 --> 00:14:57,798 Bye to you, Lionel. 473 00:14:57,877 --> 00:14:59,936 Good night, K.K. Get home safe, son. 474 00:15:00,012 --> 00:15:02,879 Lionel, look at the pictures on my wall here. 475 00:15:02,949 --> 00:15:06,680 Muhammad Ali, Marvin Gaye, Adam Clayton Powell. 476 00:15:06,752 --> 00:15:09,778 I cut Adam Clayton Powell's hair in this chair. 477 00:15:09,855 --> 00:15:12,323 I was so nervous, I almost cut the man. 478 00:15:12,391 --> 00:15:14,655 Just look outside the window. 479 00:15:14,727 --> 00:15:17,719 You got pipeheads and crack dealers... 480 00:15:17,797 --> 00:15:20,129 right out there. 481 00:15:20,199 --> 00:15:22,724 The kids can't play in the street anymore. 482 00:15:22,802 --> 00:15:26,203 Didn't used to be like that, Nicky. 483 00:15:26,272 --> 00:15:29,036 We've got to get all this bad shit outta here. 484 00:15:29,108 --> 00:15:31,406 L.D., how we gonna get the bad shit out with me selling? 485 00:15:31,477 --> 00:15:33,536 We've got to stay here, brother. 486 00:15:33,613 --> 00:15:35,638 The people have got to take responsibility for this mess... 487 00:15:35,715 --> 00:15:37,148 not the government... 488 00:15:37,216 --> 00:15:38,774 and not some outside real estate developer... 489 00:15:38,851 --> 00:15:40,751 like the one you're working for. Here. 490 00:15:42,555 --> 00:15:46,150 Demetrius is not the problem, Nicholas. 491 00:15:46,225 --> 00:15:49,194 He's just a white boy with a lot of money... 492 00:15:49,262 --> 00:15:50,729 and if he wants to invest up here... 493 00:15:50,796 --> 00:15:53,287 I say let's get a taste. 494 00:15:55,768 --> 00:16:00,899 Every man's free to make his own choices, right, L.D.? 495 00:16:02,808 --> 00:16:04,969 Don't forget who you are, brother. 496 00:16:05,044 --> 00:16:07,103 Don't forget who you are. 497 00:16:08,914 --> 00:16:10,814 Ed, Dré, lock up. 498 00:16:10,883 --> 00:16:11,975 All right, Nick. 499 00:16:12,051 --> 00:16:13,211 See you later, Lionel. 500 00:16:13,286 --> 00:16:14,275 Good night. 501 00:16:26,198 --> 00:16:27,995 No show. Give me all. 502 00:16:28,067 --> 00:16:30,763 Get it, yo. Get yours, yo. 503 00:16:30,836 --> 00:16:32,394 Love it, Rashid. 504 00:16:32,471 --> 00:16:34,462 I'm telling you... 505 00:16:34,540 --> 00:16:37,304 don't let me catch you on this block again. 506 00:16:37,376 --> 00:16:39,970 Yo, man, put that gun down, man. What's up with you? 507 00:16:40,046 --> 00:16:42,344 Cool out, man. I know this old fool. 508 00:16:42,415 --> 00:16:45,612 You gonna be sorry you ever pulled a gun on me, old man. 509 00:16:45,685 --> 00:16:47,084 I remember when your mother would bring you... 510 00:16:47,153 --> 00:16:48,245 to my shop for haircuts. 511 00:16:48,321 --> 00:16:49,754 Now you're out here selling stuff to your people. 512 00:16:49,822 --> 00:16:51,687 You got Billy and Rashid out here with you. 513 00:16:51,757 --> 00:16:53,486 You know what you need to do, man? 514 00:16:53,559 --> 00:16:55,754 You need to get that gun the fuck out my face... 515 00:16:55,828 --> 00:16:57,295 because you ain't fittin' to use it, man. 516 00:16:57,363 --> 00:16:58,796 Take Dracula with you. 517 00:16:58,864 --> 00:17:00,957 Yeah, fuck all you motherfuckers. 518 00:17:01,033 --> 00:17:02,796 Fuck you old ass bastards, man. 519 00:17:02,868 --> 00:17:03,926 Yadda, yadda. 520 00:17:04,003 --> 00:17:05,800 Yadda, yadda, yadda. 521 00:17:05,871 --> 00:17:08,499 Yeah, next time we'll rip you a new asshole... 522 00:17:08,574 --> 00:17:10,166 you stupid son of a bitch. 523 00:17:10,242 --> 00:17:11,504 They're breakin' my heart, man. 524 00:17:11,577 --> 00:17:13,010 These kids are breakin' my heart. 525 00:17:13,079 --> 00:17:15,411 I know. Put your gun away now. Put your gun away. 526 00:17:15,481 --> 00:17:18,450 Yeah, it's all right. Let's get out of here. 527 00:17:18,517 --> 00:17:20,576 Let me buy you a drink, man. 528 00:17:23,089 --> 00:17:24,317 Yo, man, you eat some of my chips? 529 00:17:24,390 --> 00:17:26,187 Why you always think about food, man? 530 00:17:26,258 --> 00:17:27,247 I don't always think about food. 531 00:17:27,326 --> 00:17:28,418 I think about other things. 532 00:17:28,494 --> 00:17:29,426 That's all you worried about. 533 00:17:29,495 --> 00:17:30,757 You don't think about nothing else. 534 00:17:30,830 --> 00:17:31,956 I think about some other stuff. 535 00:17:32,031 --> 00:17:33,259 What? 536 00:17:33,332 --> 00:17:36,358 Girls, man: Tall ones, short ones, big ones-- 537 00:17:36,435 --> 00:17:38,665 Please, Dré. Please. 538 00:17:38,738 --> 00:17:40,797 Ed Lover, what's up, man? How you doing? 539 00:17:40,873 --> 00:17:43,865 Yo, Jose, what's up, man? I'm just coolin', man. 540 00:17:43,943 --> 00:17:45,376 - Word. - Who's that? 541 00:17:45,444 --> 00:17:46,809 That's my man, Jose Gomez, man. 542 00:17:46,879 --> 00:17:48,471 We stole a car together when we was 15. 543 00:17:48,547 --> 00:17:49,514 I ain't seen him since. 544 00:17:49,582 --> 00:17:51,641 Hey, yo, Jose, this is my man Dré. 545 00:17:51,717 --> 00:17:53,651 Yo, what's up, Dré? How you doing, man? 546 00:17:53,719 --> 00:17:54,947 Word up, man. 547 00:17:55,020 --> 00:17:57,386 Yeah, Jose, say hi to your sister for me, man. 548 00:17:57,456 --> 00:17:59,981 Yeah, don't even try that. 549 00:18:00,059 --> 00:18:01,720 I am John Boothby. 550 00:18:01,794 --> 00:18:02,988 I'm the proctor. 551 00:18:03,062 --> 00:18:04,086 The what?! 552 00:18:04,163 --> 00:18:05,095 What's a proctor? 553 00:18:05,164 --> 00:18:07,655 This is the standard police exam. 554 00:18:07,733 --> 00:18:09,360 Please answer all the questions... 555 00:18:09,435 --> 00:18:11,665 to the best of your abilities, 556 00:18:11,737 --> 00:18:15,229 and don't forget to use your number 2 pencils. 557 00:18:17,443 --> 00:18:18,637 Begin. 558 00:19:05,391 --> 00:19:06,949 - Yo, man. - What's up? 559 00:19:07,026 --> 00:19:08,254 How you finish the test so fast? 560 00:19:08,327 --> 00:19:10,295 I spelled ''abbacadaba'' all the way down. 561 00:19:10,362 --> 00:19:11,294 You did what? 562 00:19:11,363 --> 00:19:14,958 I spelled ''abbacadaba'' all the way down. 563 00:19:15,034 --> 00:19:18,561 My man! Yo, I did the same exact thing, man. 564 00:19:18,637 --> 00:19:20,332 No way we passing that test. 565 00:19:20,406 --> 00:19:21,668 Definitely not. 566 00:19:24,977 --> 00:19:27,969 Look, man, you were not with Lorraine, man. 567 00:19:28,047 --> 00:19:29,674 I'm telling you. Last night at my house... 568 00:19:29,748 --> 00:19:30,976 on the couch, man. 569 00:19:31,050 --> 00:19:31,982 I don't believe you. 570 00:19:32,051 --> 00:19:33,348 - Me and lorraine. - No. 571 00:19:33,419 --> 00:19:34,784 She's all over me, man. I'm telling you. 572 00:19:34,854 --> 00:19:37,049 Yo, I heard y'all 2 wanted to be the man. 573 00:19:37,122 --> 00:19:38,054 What's up with that? 574 00:19:38,123 --> 00:19:39,647 Nah, man, we flunked that test. 575 00:19:39,725 --> 00:19:40,657 Ain't nothing happening. 576 00:19:40,726 --> 00:19:42,489 So why you wanna be the man, anyway? 577 00:19:42,561 --> 00:19:45,758 Why? What do you 2 knuckleheads wanna be? 578 00:19:45,831 --> 00:19:46,763 What you think? 579 00:19:46,832 --> 00:19:47,890 Rappers. Rappers. 580 00:19:47,967 --> 00:19:48,899 Rappers?! 581 00:19:48,968 --> 00:19:51,095 You 2 can't even dress yourselves. 582 00:19:51,170 --> 00:19:53,161 Yeah, suckers! 583 00:19:55,307 --> 00:19:57,468 A bunch of wise-apples, man. 584 00:19:57,543 --> 00:19:59,534 You want apples? 3 for $1.00. 585 00:19:59,612 --> 00:20:01,045 I also got grapes! 586 00:20:01,113 --> 00:20:02,842 Special on tomatoes. 587 00:20:02,915 --> 00:20:04,746 Hey! Where you going?! 588 00:20:04,917 --> 00:20:06,680 Now, look, Lionel. 589 00:20:06,752 --> 00:20:10,085 I hired you to acquire certain properties in Harlem. 590 00:20:10,155 --> 00:20:13,181 I must say I'm very chagrined... 591 00:20:13,259 --> 00:20:14,556 that your friend Nick... 592 00:20:14,627 --> 00:20:18,654 who owns a very important part of that Godforsaken block... 593 00:20:18,731 --> 00:20:21,757 has refused to sell to me. 594 00:20:21,834 --> 00:20:25,702 I can't make any moves until I acquire his property. 595 00:20:25,771 --> 00:20:27,238 I've done everything I possibly-- 596 00:20:27,306 --> 00:20:30,104 No, you haven't! 597 00:20:30,175 --> 00:20:33,474 You must take care of this. 598 00:20:33,546 --> 00:20:35,537 We had a deal. 599 00:20:35,614 --> 00:20:39,141 And if you renege on it... 600 00:20:39,218 --> 00:20:41,482 I'll give your markers back as a gift... 601 00:20:41,554 --> 00:20:44,352 to the guys that you owe that money to. 602 00:20:44,423 --> 00:20:48,860 Now, that would be very unfortunate. 603 00:21:36,442 --> 00:21:37,875 Joey, what happened here? 604 00:21:37,943 --> 00:21:39,706 Building burnt down this afternoon... 605 00:21:39,778 --> 00:21:41,302 and of course the fire department was late... 606 00:21:41,380 --> 00:21:43,109 just like they was last week up the block. 607 00:21:43,182 --> 00:21:45,514 Ain't nobody looking out for us out here, man. 608 00:21:45,584 --> 00:21:46,676 Damn! 609 00:21:46,752 --> 00:21:48,947 Nick, where we gonna live? Where we gonna go, man? 610 00:21:49,021 --> 00:21:50,386 What's the landlord doing about this? 611 00:21:50,456 --> 00:21:51,787 That Demetrius ain't nothin'. 612 00:21:51,857 --> 00:21:53,882 That motherfucker don't give a Goddamn... 613 00:21:53,959 --> 00:21:55,859 about what happens to none of us around here. 614 00:21:55,928 --> 00:21:57,054 He owns this building? 615 00:21:57,129 --> 00:21:58,391 He owns most of the neighborhood. 616 00:22:00,232 --> 00:22:01,460 These people gonna stay in the church tonight. 617 00:22:01,533 --> 00:22:02,795 I'll--I'll let you in. Come on. 618 00:22:02,868 --> 00:22:03,800 Bring your children with me. 619 00:22:03,869 --> 00:22:04,801 We're going with Nick, man. 620 00:22:04,870 --> 00:22:06,303 Come on, let's go with Nick. 621 00:22:06,372 --> 00:22:08,636 Fuck Demetrius. Let's get out of here, man. 622 00:22:08,707 --> 00:22:10,368 Later for this fire department. 623 00:22:12,177 --> 00:22:13,610 Look at Jed Clampett. 624 00:22:13,679 --> 00:22:14,873 The man shoots at a possum... 625 00:22:14,947 --> 00:22:16,141 and strikes oil. 626 00:22:16,215 --> 00:22:17,876 How come that shit don't happen to us? 627 00:22:17,950 --> 00:22:19,247 This ain't Hollywood, man. 628 00:22:19,318 --> 00:22:20,580 This is Homeywood. 629 00:22:20,653 --> 00:22:22,052 I want to be Jed Clampett. 630 00:22:22,121 --> 00:22:23,383 What for? 631 00:22:23,455 --> 00:22:25,753 He's got a phat house in Beverly Hills! 632 00:22:25,824 --> 00:22:27,155 With his granny. 633 00:22:27,226 --> 00:22:28,750 He's got more money than Bill Cosby. 634 00:22:28,827 --> 00:22:30,590 You ever see Jed Clampett with a woman? 635 00:22:30,663 --> 00:22:31,789 He's got a swimming pool. 636 00:22:31,864 --> 00:22:34,196 You can't swim. 637 00:22:34,266 --> 00:22:35,665 Elly May is fly. 638 00:22:35,734 --> 00:22:37,395 You right. Elly May is fly. 639 00:22:37,469 --> 00:22:39,369 But they're related, and if you Jed Clampett... 640 00:22:39,438 --> 00:22:41,565 you got that fool Jethro living with you. 641 00:22:41,640 --> 00:22:43,369 Man, l'd kick his monkey ass out. 642 00:22:43,442 --> 00:22:44,602 But you can't do none of that... 643 00:22:44,677 --> 00:22:45,871 'cause you here with me, Dré. 644 00:22:45,944 --> 00:22:47,502 And you ain't never gonna get rich... 645 00:22:47,579 --> 00:22:50,241 and you ain't moving to Beverly Hills. 646 00:22:50,315 --> 00:22:52,806 Is anything ever gonna happen to us? 647 00:22:54,319 --> 00:22:55,911 Someday, my brother. 648 00:22:55,988 --> 00:22:56,955 That's it? 649 00:22:57,022 --> 00:22:59,183 Life ain't no TV show, Dré. 650 00:22:59,258 --> 00:23:00,987 Look at that fool Jethro, man! 651 00:23:01,060 --> 00:23:02,584 I hate that motherfucker! 652 00:23:02,661 --> 00:23:04,959 Throw his ass out, Jed! Get him out! 653 00:23:05,030 --> 00:23:07,021 We are not going to the police academy... 654 00:23:07,099 --> 00:23:08,031 are we? 655 00:23:08,100 --> 00:23:10,364 Ain't no way that's gonna happen, man. 656 00:23:10,436 --> 00:23:12,427 No way, no how. 657 00:23:12,604 --> 00:23:15,801 You are police officers now! 658 00:23:15,874 --> 00:23:18,502 Being a police officer is about one thing! 659 00:23:18,577 --> 00:23:20,704 Who knows what that is?! 660 00:23:20,779 --> 00:23:22,679 Harassing black people. 661 00:23:24,249 --> 00:23:27,184 It's about order! 662 00:23:27,252 --> 00:23:30,688 We are the people who have to maintain order! 663 00:23:30,756 --> 00:23:33,748 Order in our own lives, and order on the job! 664 00:23:33,826 --> 00:23:36,727 That means you can't go into a fried chicken joint... 665 00:23:36,795 --> 00:23:39,821 and eat the Goddamn party plate anymore! 666 00:23:39,898 --> 00:23:41,525 Is that clear?! 667 00:23:41,600 --> 00:23:42,862 - Why not? - What?! 668 00:23:42,935 --> 00:23:43,993 He said why not? 669 00:23:44,069 --> 00:23:46,367 And if my man likes fried chicken, he can-- 670 00:23:46,438 --> 00:23:48,702 I don't like your attitude, boy! 671 00:23:48,774 --> 00:23:50,571 Boy is a white racist word. 672 00:23:50,642 --> 00:23:52,269 Shut the fuck up, pig! 673 00:23:53,378 --> 00:23:54,868 I know how you got in here... 674 00:23:54,947 --> 00:23:56,505 and I'm gonna be watching you! 675 00:24:01,620 --> 00:24:03,019 Did you see him wrinkle my shirt, man? 676 00:24:03,088 --> 00:24:04,680 Yeah, he fucked up your shirt. 677 00:24:04,757 --> 00:24:06,725 Did you see him wrinkle my shirt, man? 678 00:24:06,792 --> 00:24:08,282 What's wrong with old Mr. Clean? 679 00:24:08,360 --> 00:24:10,590 Black Kojak trying to be better than Baretta. 680 00:24:10,662 --> 00:24:12,596 Freeze! 681 00:24:13,632 --> 00:24:14,690 Oh! 682 00:24:18,470 --> 00:24:20,938 Every once in a while, there are civilian losses. 683 00:24:21,006 --> 00:24:22,439 Try to avoid it. 684 00:24:23,709 --> 00:24:25,802 Next! 685 00:24:25,878 --> 00:24:27,505 Ready... 686 00:24:33,519 --> 00:24:36,488 What the hell?! Get out of here! 687 00:24:36,555 --> 00:24:38,580 Next! 688 00:24:38,657 --> 00:24:39,646 Ready... 689 00:24:45,964 --> 00:24:47,192 Ooh! 690 00:24:47,266 --> 00:24:49,666 Get--get out of here! 691 00:24:49,735 --> 00:24:52,033 You are gonna last about 2 minutes on the street! 692 00:24:52,104 --> 00:24:54,038 Next! 693 00:24:54,106 --> 00:24:55,937 No, no, no, y'all! 694 00:24:56,008 --> 00:24:57,908 You're gonna blow your johnsons off. 695 00:24:57,976 --> 00:25:00,103 Do it police style! 696 00:25:11,790 --> 00:25:12,950 That's uptown style. 697 00:25:13,025 --> 00:25:14,219 Gimme some. 698 00:25:14,293 --> 00:25:15,624 Get back in line! 699 00:25:15,694 --> 00:25:17,059 Ow! 700 00:25:18,397 --> 00:25:20,058 Captain... 701 00:25:20,132 --> 00:25:22,828 they screwed up every drill, every exercise... 702 00:25:22,901 --> 00:25:26,962 and they have no respect for police regulations. 703 00:25:27,039 --> 00:25:28,301 You know, when I was in Vietnam with Nick... 704 00:25:28,373 --> 00:25:29,340 he was just like you 2. 705 00:25:29,408 --> 00:25:31,171 He had no time for regulations... 706 00:25:31,243 --> 00:25:33,268 but he was a helluva lot smarter than you 2 clowns... 707 00:25:33,345 --> 00:25:35,245 and he could get away with it. 708 00:25:35,314 --> 00:25:37,179 You were in 'Nam with Nick? 709 00:25:37,249 --> 00:25:38,614 You don't think you got in here... 710 00:25:38,684 --> 00:25:40,515 by the merit system, do you? 711 00:25:40,586 --> 00:25:44,215 Now get your act together and do what Griles says. 712 00:25:44,289 --> 00:25:46,314 Now get the hell out of here. 713 00:25:46,391 --> 00:25:49,292 - Yes, sir. - Yes, sir. 714 00:25:59,605 --> 00:26:00,537 Take it easy on them, Sergeant. 715 00:26:00,606 --> 00:26:01,937 They're all right. 716 00:26:02,007 --> 00:26:03,998 Yes, sir. 717 00:26:05,944 --> 00:26:06,933 Amen! 718 00:26:07,012 --> 00:26:08,001 Amen! 719 00:26:08,080 --> 00:26:09,570 Amen! 720 00:26:09,648 --> 00:26:11,548 I know God heard us today! 721 00:26:11,617 --> 00:26:12,982 - Mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm. 722 00:26:13,051 --> 00:26:14,541 One of our community leaders... 723 00:26:14,620 --> 00:26:17,453 has asked to speak to you today. 724 00:26:17,522 --> 00:26:18,511 Is it all right? 725 00:26:18,590 --> 00:26:19,852 Yes! 726 00:26:19,925 --> 00:26:20,914 Is it all right? 727 00:26:22,527 --> 00:26:25,223 Let's have an amen for our brother... 728 00:26:25,297 --> 00:26:26,229 Deacon Nick Crawford. 729 00:26:26,298 --> 00:26:28,493 Amen! 730 00:26:28,567 --> 00:26:30,558 Thank you very much. Thank you, brother. 731 00:26:34,306 --> 00:26:36,137 We in the Harlem community... 732 00:26:36,208 --> 00:26:39,541 are faced with the threat of creeping gentrification. 733 00:26:39,611 --> 00:26:41,442 Oh, that's a fancy word. 734 00:26:41,513 --> 00:26:44,004 It means that people move to your block... 735 00:26:44,082 --> 00:26:46,050 and make it nice. 736 00:26:46,118 --> 00:26:47,142 They make it so nice... 737 00:26:47,219 --> 00:26:48,777 you can't afford to live there... 738 00:26:48,854 --> 00:26:51,755 unless you a judge, or something like that. 739 00:26:51,823 --> 00:26:54,383 Now, we have got to let the people behind this... 740 00:26:54,459 --> 00:26:56,654 know what time it is. 741 00:26:57,829 --> 00:27:01,856 We have got to gain control of our neighborhood. 742 00:27:01,934 --> 00:27:04,596 We need to support our own businesses. 743 00:27:04,670 --> 00:27:08,003 We need to own our own homes. 744 00:27:10,809 --> 00:27:14,267 We need to take Harlem back! 745 00:27:15,580 --> 00:27:17,605 Now, I'm gonna lead a demonstration... 746 00:27:17,683 --> 00:27:19,548 to stop these condos... 747 00:27:19,618 --> 00:27:20,778 and I want to see all y'all there! 748 00:27:20,852 --> 00:27:23,446 Give us back our neighborhood! 749 00:27:23,522 --> 00:27:25,114 Don't go on, the strip is good... 750 00:27:25,190 --> 00:27:27,090 Give us back our neighborhood! 751 00:27:27,159 --> 00:27:28,922 Don't go on, the strip is good... 752 00:27:28,994 --> 00:27:30,586 To protest the gentrification of Harlem... 753 00:27:30,662 --> 00:27:32,527 by outside developers. 754 00:27:32,597 --> 00:27:34,030 Our own Ralph McDaniels was on-site... 755 00:27:34,099 --> 00:27:36,533 to interview the organizer of the march Nick Crawford. 756 00:27:36,601 --> 00:27:37,533 Do you really think you'll be able... 757 00:27:37,602 --> 00:27:38,534 to stop Demetrius? 758 00:27:38,603 --> 00:27:39,570 The man has got to be stopped. 759 00:27:39,638 --> 00:27:41,037 He's turning people from their homes. 760 00:27:41,106 --> 00:27:42,300 The people in Harlem have got to stop... 761 00:27:42,374 --> 00:27:43,602 the colonization of their neighborhood. 762 00:27:43,675 --> 00:27:46,644 We have to give ownership back to these people. 763 00:27:46,712 --> 00:27:47,872 You can't keep 'em down on the plantation. 764 00:27:47,946 --> 00:27:48,878 They got to rise up. 765 00:27:48,947 --> 00:27:50,676 He says he's building condos. 766 00:27:50,749 --> 00:27:51,977 I don't see no building going on. 767 00:27:52,050 --> 00:27:53,039 Oh, no, Dré! Look, man! 768 00:27:53,118 --> 00:27:54,745 Nick's on TV! 769 00:27:54,820 --> 00:27:57,584 The big problem in Harlem is Demetrius. 770 00:27:57,656 --> 00:27:58,953 Crawford is a local merchant... 771 00:27:59,024 --> 00:28:00,582 who has owned a barber shop... 772 00:28:00,659 --> 00:28:02,286 You call us, boss? 773 00:28:04,062 --> 00:28:08,260 I need to talk to you about a problem I'm having. 774 00:28:08,533 --> 00:28:11,001 I'm telling you, Redd Foxx is alive. 775 00:28:11,069 --> 00:28:12,593 Man, you crazy! 776 00:28:12,671 --> 00:28:15,663 Redd Foxx ain't alive! 777 00:28:15,741 --> 00:28:17,231 No, he's not dead. 778 00:28:17,309 --> 00:28:18,606 He faked his own death... 779 00:28:18,677 --> 00:28:19,939 so the I.R.S. wouldn't come looking for him. 780 00:28:20,012 --> 00:28:21,479 Oh, God. 781 00:28:21,546 --> 00:28:22,535 Him and Sammy Davis... 782 00:28:22,614 --> 00:28:24,912 are hiding out together out in Las Vegas. 783 00:28:24,983 --> 00:28:27,451 Redd Foxx dead! 784 00:28:27,519 --> 00:28:28,713 Yo, man. 785 00:28:28,787 --> 00:28:30,220 I want my initials on the side of my head. 786 00:28:30,288 --> 00:28:31,516 Oh, no. See, where you been, son? 787 00:28:31,590 --> 00:28:33,114 That was last year. 788 00:28:33,191 --> 00:28:34,988 Why don't you let me style you, baby? 789 00:28:35,060 --> 00:28:37,494 Make you look like Peabo. 790 00:28:38,997 --> 00:28:41,329 - Oh, shit! - What the hell? 791 00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:43,664 What up? 792 00:28:43,735 --> 00:28:45,202 Wait. Wait. Hold up, guys. 793 00:28:45,270 --> 00:28:47,204 Now--now this is fucked up! 794 00:28:47,272 --> 00:28:49,001 Oh, lookee here. Lookee here. 795 00:28:49,074 --> 00:28:51,065 My boys are cops. Well, all right. 796 00:28:51,143 --> 00:28:52,576 Wait. Hold up, man. You mean to tell me... 797 00:28:52,644 --> 00:28:54,009 they gave y'all guns? 798 00:28:54,079 --> 00:28:55,910 Say, who in the fuck... 799 00:28:55,981 --> 00:28:57,915 believe you 2 niggers cops, man? 800 00:28:57,983 --> 00:28:59,678 Look at you--looking like before and after. 801 00:28:59,751 --> 00:29:00,809 I swear to God. 802 00:29:00,886 --> 00:29:02,444 I wish you would try to arrest me. 803 00:29:02,521 --> 00:29:04,318 You'd be wearing 3 shoes. 804 00:29:04,389 --> 00:29:08,189 2 on your feet, and one in your ass. 805 00:29:08,260 --> 00:29:09,318 Back off, man. 806 00:29:09,394 --> 00:29:11,589 I know y'all brothers ain't doing no real work. 807 00:29:11,663 --> 00:29:14,154 I bet y'all writin' parking tickets. 808 00:29:14,232 --> 00:29:16,530 Y'all need to represent... 809 00:29:16,601 --> 00:29:19,263 comin' here with that bullshit, man! 810 00:29:19,337 --> 00:29:20,565 Hold it! 811 00:29:21,740 --> 00:29:23,674 We're here to fight the forces of evil... 812 00:29:23,742 --> 00:29:24,674 to make the streets safe... 813 00:29:24,743 --> 00:29:26,370 for you people to walk on. 814 00:29:26,445 --> 00:29:27,776 So don't fuck with us. 815 00:29:31,516 --> 00:29:32,847 Y'all are police! 816 00:29:32,918 --> 00:29:34,180 It's wonderful! 817 00:29:34,252 --> 00:29:35,719 Come on. Come on. 818 00:29:35,787 --> 00:29:37,118 Come on, man! 819 00:29:37,189 --> 00:29:39,987 What? I love a man in uniform. 820 00:29:55,373 --> 00:29:56,397 You're looking mighty fly... 821 00:29:56,475 --> 00:29:58,568 in that uniform, Officer Dré. 822 00:29:58,643 --> 00:30:01,373 Looking mighty fly yourself, Officer Lover. 823 00:30:01,446 --> 00:30:03,038 Man, this is a trip, Dré. 824 00:30:03,115 --> 00:30:04,582 I never thought we could be cops. 825 00:30:04,649 --> 00:30:05,581 You know we're going to have to do... 826 00:30:05,650 --> 00:30:07,641 a lot of explaining in the street. 827 00:30:07,719 --> 00:30:08,811 Yo! 828 00:30:08,887 --> 00:30:10,445 Isn't that Jawaan's jeep? 829 00:30:10,522 --> 00:30:12,319 Yeah, that's his jeep, man. 830 00:30:12,390 --> 00:30:13,322 I'm going to pull him over... 831 00:30:13,391 --> 00:30:15,382 so I can get my $10 he owes me. 832 00:30:42,387 --> 00:30:44,878 I don't understand, man. What's going on, man? 833 00:30:44,956 --> 00:30:46,321 I'm just here chillin' like. 834 00:30:46,391 --> 00:30:47,415 You see us with our people... 835 00:30:47,492 --> 00:30:48,516 me and my mens-like. 836 00:30:48,593 --> 00:30:50,220 What's going on? Why's we being prohibited? 837 00:30:50,295 --> 00:30:51,819 Jawaan. 838 00:30:51,897 --> 00:30:53,296 Oh, shit! 839 00:30:53,365 --> 00:30:55,390 Ed Lover. You the man? 840 00:30:55,467 --> 00:30:57,526 That's right, Jawaan. I'm the man. 841 00:30:57,602 --> 00:30:58,534 Who's the man? 842 00:30:58,603 --> 00:31:00,468 Ed Lover's the man? Damn! 843 00:31:00,539 --> 00:31:01,699 Yo, Jawaan! 844 00:31:01,773 --> 00:31:03,673 Doctor Dré?! 845 00:31:03,742 --> 00:31:05,073 You the man, too? 846 00:31:05,143 --> 00:31:07,043 Oh, that shit is fucked up, kid! 847 00:31:07,112 --> 00:31:09,171 Fucked up! 848 00:31:09,381 --> 00:31:10,370 OK, OK. Listen up. 849 00:31:10,448 --> 00:31:12,382 Listen up. Quiet! 850 00:31:12,450 --> 00:31:14,782 Put the magazines away, now! 851 00:31:14,853 --> 00:31:16,480 You guys are not selling enough... 852 00:31:16,555 --> 00:31:17,783 of these raffle tickets, OK? 853 00:31:17,856 --> 00:31:19,483 Somebody's gonna win this trip to the Poconos. 854 00:31:19,558 --> 00:31:21,082 Get on the stick with this, all right? 855 00:31:21,159 --> 00:31:22,091 OK. 856 00:31:22,160 --> 00:31:23,092 Number one: 857 00:31:23,161 --> 00:31:24,321 - Barnes. - Here. 858 00:31:24,396 --> 00:31:25,624 I want you to go up to 153rd Street. 859 00:31:25,697 --> 00:31:26,664 Keep the gang members away from the old ladies... 860 00:31:26,731 --> 00:31:27,663 all right? 861 00:31:27,732 --> 00:31:28,664 Got it. 862 00:31:28,733 --> 00:31:29,995 - Day! - Here. 863 00:31:30,068 --> 00:31:31,501 I want you to go up to St. Peter's. 864 00:31:31,570 --> 00:31:33,731 Get the crackheads out of the bake sale, all right? 865 00:31:33,805 --> 00:31:35,568 And get that hair out of your face. 866 00:31:35,640 --> 00:31:36,800 Thank you. 867 00:31:36,875 --> 00:31:38,433 All right. Uh... 868 00:31:38,510 --> 00:31:40,341 Uh... Louver? 869 00:31:40,412 --> 00:31:42,744 Lever? 870 00:31:42,814 --> 00:31:44,179 Lover, Sergeant. 871 00:31:47,586 --> 00:31:49,645 Lover. 872 00:31:49,721 --> 00:31:51,882 And, uh... 873 00:31:51,957 --> 00:31:54,118 Dree? 874 00:31:54,192 --> 00:31:55,216 Dru? 875 00:31:55,293 --> 00:31:56,317 Dra? 876 00:31:56,394 --> 00:31:57,486 That's Dré, Sergeant. 877 00:31:57,562 --> 00:31:58,688 Dré... 878 00:31:58,763 --> 00:32:01,527 Doctor...Dré. 879 00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:02,897 Yes, sir. 880 00:32:05,103 --> 00:32:06,195 Everybody else dismissed. 881 00:32:06,271 --> 00:32:08,967 Dree, Larva, up here, now. 882 00:32:23,121 --> 00:32:24,053 Lover. 883 00:32:24,122 --> 00:32:25,089 Yes, sir? 884 00:32:25,156 --> 00:32:26,851 Have a doughnut. 885 00:32:26,925 --> 00:32:29,086 Thank you, Sarge. 886 00:32:29,160 --> 00:32:33,358 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Doc. 887 00:32:33,431 --> 00:32:38,494 Doctor...Dré. 888 00:32:38,570 --> 00:32:41,095 Let me ask you something. You got a stethoscope? 889 00:32:41,172 --> 00:32:43,436 No. Do you, uh-- do you work in a hospital? 890 00:32:43,508 --> 00:32:44,736 - No. - Do you have any patients? 891 00:32:44,809 --> 00:32:46,538 No, no, no. 892 00:32:46,611 --> 00:32:49,409 Did your mother give that name by birth? 893 00:32:49,481 --> 00:32:50,413 No. 894 00:32:50,482 --> 00:32:52,541 You just decided to become a doctor? 895 00:32:52,617 --> 00:32:55,245 Yeah. OK. Uh... 896 00:32:55,320 --> 00:32:58,949 Can I borrow your billy club, please? 897 00:32:59,024 --> 00:32:59,956 Thank you. 898 00:33:00,025 --> 00:33:01,014 Ahem. 899 00:33:03,528 --> 00:33:05,052 Ahem! 900 00:33:05,130 --> 00:33:06,188 Mother-- 901 00:33:13,004 --> 00:33:14,835 Thank you. 902 00:33:14,906 --> 00:33:16,430 You know, my, uh, brother... 903 00:33:16,508 --> 00:33:19,705 went to school for 8 years and took out $350,000... 904 00:33:19,778 --> 00:33:21,109 in federally financed student loans... 905 00:33:21,179 --> 00:33:22,942 that he's paying back at an interest rate of 18%. 906 00:33:23,014 --> 00:33:24,914 So he should be done paying that about... 907 00:33:24,983 --> 00:33:26,814 I don't know--when he's about 75 years old... 908 00:33:26,885 --> 00:33:30,286 just so he can call himself Dr. Cooper! 909 00:33:31,623 --> 00:33:33,648 Excuse me, Sarge... 910 00:33:33,725 --> 00:33:35,386 mind if I have a doughnut? 911 00:33:37,962 --> 00:33:38,929 No... 912 00:33:38,997 --> 00:33:40,589 you may not have a doughnut, OK? 913 00:33:40,665 --> 00:33:42,599 You will never have a doughnut again, ever. 914 00:33:42,667 --> 00:33:44,464 You will never have another doughnut, OK? 915 00:33:44,536 --> 00:33:45,730 Lover can have as many doughnuts as he wants. 916 00:33:45,804 --> 00:33:46,736 He can have a dozen doughnuts. 917 00:33:46,805 --> 00:33:47,794 He can have 2 dozen doughnuts. 918 00:33:47,872 --> 00:33:49,396 He can strap a fag bag full of doughnuts... 919 00:33:49,474 --> 00:33:50,771 around his waist when he goes to work. 920 00:33:50,842 --> 00:33:53,106 He can have a giant doughnut on the top of the squad car, OK? 921 00:33:53,178 --> 00:33:54,770 But you will never have another doughnut. 922 00:33:54,846 --> 00:33:56,279 You can't even say the word ''doughnut.'' 923 00:33:56,348 --> 00:33:57,872 Do you understand? The word ''doughnut''... 924 00:33:57,949 --> 00:33:59,940 is no longer in your vocabulary, OK? 925 00:34:00,018 --> 00:34:01,246 If you meet a guy named Don... 926 00:34:01,319 --> 00:34:03,014 you call him by his last name from now on. 927 00:34:03,088 --> 00:34:05,488 That's the way it works. No bagels. No life savers. 928 00:34:05,557 --> 00:34:07,354 Nothing round with a hole in it! Nothing! 929 00:34:07,425 --> 00:34:10,917 Now...here's the situation. 930 00:34:10,995 --> 00:34:13,327 You guys are the good guys... 931 00:34:13,398 --> 00:34:16,799 and you chase and arrest the bad guys. 932 00:34:16,868 --> 00:34:18,301 What a surprise, huh? 933 00:34:18,370 --> 00:34:19,428 It's a good system. It works. 934 00:34:19,504 --> 00:34:21,529 And here's your assignment: all of Harlem, OK? 935 00:34:21,606 --> 00:34:22,664 From Lennox Ave. to the river. 936 00:34:22,741 --> 00:34:24,174 And I want all crime and all drugs... 937 00:34:24,242 --> 00:34:25,903 stamped out by 6:00 tonight, OK? 938 00:34:25,977 --> 00:34:27,410 You got that, Doc? 939 00:34:27,479 --> 00:34:28,411 Dismissed... 940 00:34:28,480 --> 00:34:31,040 Larva. 941 00:34:34,486 --> 00:34:37,250 Larva? 942 00:34:37,322 --> 00:34:39,415 What kind of doughnuts they got over there, man? 943 00:34:39,491 --> 00:34:42,460 Oh, a whole lot. A wide assortment. 944 00:34:42,527 --> 00:34:43,459 Jelly? 945 00:34:43,528 --> 00:34:47,157 Jelly, eclair, crullers. 946 00:34:47,232 --> 00:34:48,859 Think I can get some? 947 00:34:48,933 --> 00:34:50,867 The long ones with the cream. 948 00:34:50,935 --> 00:34:51,902 Those, too. 949 00:34:51,970 --> 00:34:53,631 Jesus. 950 00:34:55,607 --> 00:34:57,438 This is a piece of junk. 951 00:34:57,509 --> 00:34:58,908 I can't believe they give us... 952 00:34:58,977 --> 00:35:01,070 this big hunk of scrapola, man. 953 00:35:01,146 --> 00:35:03,137 At least we got a car. 954 00:35:03,214 --> 00:35:04,511 What you complaining about? 955 00:35:04,582 --> 00:35:06,015 I think the sergeant dissed you, man. 956 00:35:06,084 --> 00:35:07,016 I don't know. 957 00:35:07,085 --> 00:35:08,347 I think the sergeant kind of likes me. 958 00:35:08,420 --> 00:35:10,183 No, I'm telling you. He dissed you. 959 00:35:10,255 --> 00:35:12,246 Come on. Let's go see Bubba. 960 00:35:12,323 --> 00:35:14,951 Yo, man. Remember that old TV show ''Mod Squad?'' 961 00:35:15,026 --> 00:35:16,050 That was some dope shit, man. 962 00:35:16,127 --> 00:35:17,059 Oh, hell, yeah. 963 00:35:17,128 --> 00:35:19,153 Clarence Williams III was Mack Daddy! 964 00:35:19,230 --> 00:35:20,925 You know, that big Afro-wearin' brother-- 965 00:35:20,999 --> 00:35:22,694 you know he was goin' with Peggy Lipton, right? 966 00:35:22,767 --> 00:35:23,927 The white girl? 967 00:35:24,002 --> 00:35:26,334 The same white girl that got married to Quincy Jones. 968 00:35:26,404 --> 00:35:27,735 She's into that black culture shit... 969 00:35:27,806 --> 00:35:29,740 or some shit like that. You know what I'm saying? 970 00:35:29,808 --> 00:35:31,435 Get up against the wall! 971 00:35:31,509 --> 00:35:33,136 Oh, man! 972 00:35:33,211 --> 00:35:35,577 Man, why the cops always hassling us? 973 00:35:35,647 --> 00:35:37,478 Now, drop your pants around your ankles... 974 00:35:37,549 --> 00:35:40,211 and sing me a tribute to your favorite black woman. 975 00:35:40,285 --> 00:35:42,310 They want to see our butts or something? 976 00:35:42,387 --> 00:35:43,319 Sing! 977 00:35:43,388 --> 00:35:44,685 Super fine 978 00:35:46,791 --> 00:35:48,258 She's got it going on 979 00:35:48,326 --> 00:35:50,157 Something's going wrong 980 00:35:50,228 --> 00:35:51,217 Super fine 981 00:35:51,296 --> 00:35:52,388 Well, boys. 982 00:35:52,464 --> 00:35:53,396 Super fine 983 00:35:53,465 --> 00:35:54,397 You guys sing real good. 984 00:35:54,466 --> 00:35:55,592 Hey, my man, what's up? 985 00:35:55,667 --> 00:35:56,793 Shut up. Yo, Bubba, man. 986 00:35:56,868 --> 00:35:58,233 Can you do some magic to this car? 987 00:35:58,303 --> 00:35:59,736 Yeah... 988 00:35:59,804 --> 00:36:02,830 I always wanted to soup up a police car. 989 00:36:02,907 --> 00:36:03,839 Word up. 990 00:36:03,908 --> 00:36:05,000 I'm telling you, man. 991 00:36:05,076 --> 00:36:06,100 When I get that police car... 992 00:36:06,177 --> 00:36:07,667 I'm going to turn it into a lovemobie. 993 00:36:07,745 --> 00:36:10,213 I want fur pillows, reclining seats-- 994 00:36:10,281 --> 00:36:12,579 Damn! I forgot to tell Bubba about the VCR. 995 00:36:12,650 --> 00:36:13,844 Are you Ed Lover? 996 00:36:13,918 --> 00:36:16,079 The one and only, baby. 997 00:36:16,154 --> 00:36:17,086 Ow. 998 00:36:17,155 --> 00:36:18,918 That's for my sister Lorena... 999 00:36:18,990 --> 00:36:20,685 you ain't bonin'. 1000 00:36:20,758 --> 00:36:22,521 Lover, come here and check this out, man. 1001 00:36:22,594 --> 00:36:24,425 She just knocked the shit out of me. 1002 00:36:24,496 --> 00:36:25,861 You didn't see that? 1003 00:36:25,930 --> 00:36:27,522 Forget that, man. Come over here and check this out, man. 1004 00:36:27,599 --> 00:36:30,534 I don't know nobody named Lorena. 1005 00:36:30,602 --> 00:36:32,433 Oh, OK. 1006 00:36:32,504 --> 00:36:35,405 They've been drilling down here for about 6 months. 1007 00:36:35,473 --> 00:36:37,407 Man, it don't look like they're building... 1008 00:36:37,475 --> 00:36:38,874 any condominiums over here. 1009 00:36:38,943 --> 00:36:41,138 Let's go see what they are building. 1010 00:36:47,218 --> 00:36:49,049 Yo. Pull the stake and bring it in the corner. 1011 00:36:49,120 --> 00:36:50,417 Excuse me. The far corner. 1012 00:36:50,488 --> 00:36:51,420 Excuse me. 1013 00:36:51,489 --> 00:36:52,478 What are you guys doing? 1014 00:36:52,557 --> 00:36:54,218 Just taking soil samples. 1015 00:36:54,292 --> 00:36:56,351 Soil samples? What for? 1016 00:36:56,427 --> 00:36:57,655 Standard procedure, Officer. 1017 00:36:57,729 --> 00:36:59,697 We check the soil before we start construction. 1018 00:36:59,764 --> 00:37:02,995 So it's OK if we borrow one of your soil samples? 1019 00:37:03,067 --> 00:37:04,500 Uh, I don't think that's possible. 1020 00:37:04,569 --> 00:37:05,627 Why not? 1021 00:37:05,703 --> 00:37:07,227 There's enough dirt around here for everybody. 1022 00:37:07,305 --> 00:37:08,738 This is private property. 1023 00:37:08,806 --> 00:37:10,831 Well, how about if we just borrow... 1024 00:37:10,909 --> 00:37:12,604 some of your private property? 1025 00:37:14,412 --> 00:37:15,674 I don't think Mr. Demetrius... 1026 00:37:15,747 --> 00:37:16,975 would like that very much. 1027 00:37:17,048 --> 00:37:20,415 You tell Mr. Demetrius to kiss my ass. 1028 00:37:20,485 --> 00:37:23,852 Come on. We got to go talk to Nick. Come on. Let's go. 1029 00:37:23,922 --> 00:37:25,389 Private property. 1030 00:37:25,456 --> 00:37:27,686 Soil sample. 1031 00:38:34,559 --> 00:38:42,728 Precious Lord 1032 00:38:42,800 --> 00:38:49,569 Take my hand 1033 00:38:49,641 --> 00:38:54,635 Lead me on 1034 00:38:54,712 --> 00:39:00,742 Let me stand 1035 00:39:00,818 --> 00:39:05,255 I am tired 1036 00:39:05,323 --> 00:39:10,386 And I am weak 1037 00:39:10,461 --> 00:39:17,333 But I am worn 1038 00:39:17,402 --> 00:39:18,562 Oh 1039 00:39:19,937 --> 00:39:23,429 Through the storm 1040 00:39:23,508 --> 00:39:29,208 Through the storm and the night 1041 00:39:29,280 --> 00:39:30,212 Oh 1042 00:39:30,281 --> 00:39:33,910 Lead me 1043 00:39:33,985 --> 00:39:40,151 Lead me on to the light 1044 00:39:40,224 --> 00:39:43,159 Take my hand 1045 00:39:43,227 --> 00:39:47,926 Oh, precious Lord 1046 00:39:47,999 --> 00:39:53,437 And oh 1047 00:39:53,504 --> 00:39:54,471 We love you 1048 00:39:54,539 --> 00:39:56,507 Brother Nick, we love you 1049 00:39:56,574 --> 00:39:58,405 We'll always love you 1050 00:39:58,476 --> 00:40:06,110 And that precious Lord 1051 00:40:06,184 --> 00:40:07,412 Oh oh 1052 00:40:07,485 --> 00:40:10,010 Oh, that precious Lord 1053 00:40:10,088 --> 00:40:13,023 We just need you, need you, need you 1054 00:40:13,091 --> 00:40:17,892 Need you, n-n-n-need you 1055 00:40:17,962 --> 00:40:22,922 Oh, precious Lord 1056 00:40:25,837 --> 00:40:26,963 Appreciate that, man. 1057 00:40:27,038 --> 00:40:28,005 I'm sorry. 1058 00:40:28,072 --> 00:40:29,061 Thanks a lot for coming. 1059 00:40:29,140 --> 00:40:30,072 You're welcome. 1060 00:40:30,141 --> 00:40:31,073 Thank you so much. 1061 00:40:31,142 --> 00:40:32,905 Thanks. 1062 00:40:32,977 --> 00:40:33,909 Hey. 1063 00:40:33,978 --> 00:40:35,502 Hey, what's happening, man? 1064 00:40:35,580 --> 00:40:37,309 You guys remember my niece Teesha. 1065 00:40:37,381 --> 00:40:39,372 She was in Europe for the past few years. 1066 00:40:39,450 --> 00:40:41,247 That's definitely home's loss. 1067 00:40:41,319 --> 00:40:42,251 Thank you. 1068 00:40:42,320 --> 00:40:43,514 Teesha. 1069 00:40:43,588 --> 00:40:44,987 Would y'all excuse me for a second? 1070 00:40:45,056 --> 00:40:46,546 I'm sorry to hear about Nick. 1071 00:40:46,624 --> 00:40:48,421 - Sure. - I'll be back. 1072 00:40:48,493 --> 00:40:50,518 Can I have a word with you guys? 1073 00:40:50,595 --> 00:40:53,621 - What's up? - In private. 1074 00:40:58,703 --> 00:41:01,365 I talked with Nick's lawyer this morning. 1075 00:41:01,439 --> 00:41:03,236 You guys have been named in the will. 1076 00:41:03,307 --> 00:41:05,639 He left you the barber shop. 1077 00:41:05,710 --> 00:41:07,905 - The barber shop? - Damn. 1078 00:41:07,979 --> 00:41:09,207 And I know some people that'll pay you... 1079 00:41:09,280 --> 00:41:11,077 a lot of money for that property. 1080 00:41:11,149 --> 00:41:13,617 See, I don't care about money right now, man. 1081 00:41:13,684 --> 00:41:15,879 I just want to find out who killed Nick. 1082 00:41:15,953 --> 00:41:17,511 Maybe it was the same people... 1083 00:41:17,588 --> 00:41:19,453 that's been setting these fires. 1084 00:41:19,524 --> 00:41:21,651 You have any other ideas, Lionel? 1085 00:41:21,726 --> 00:41:24,024 He had a nasty exchange... 1086 00:41:24,095 --> 00:41:26,120 with that crack dealer Chauncey. 1087 00:41:26,197 --> 00:41:27,425 Thanks, Lionel. 1088 00:41:27,498 --> 00:41:28,430 - Thanks Lionel. - See you later. 1089 00:41:28,499 --> 00:41:29,431 Come on, Dré. 1090 00:41:29,500 --> 00:41:31,161 Damn! Chauncey! 1091 00:41:37,441 --> 00:41:38,806 - Bubba. - Yo, B. 1092 00:41:38,876 --> 00:41:40,468 How's the ride? 1093 00:41:40,545 --> 00:41:41,477 It freaks. 1094 00:41:41,546 --> 00:41:42,706 Let's get him. 1095 00:42:17,215 --> 00:42:19,183 Whoever burned this barber shop down... 1096 00:42:19,250 --> 00:42:20,877 knew exactly what they were doing. 1097 00:42:20,952 --> 00:42:22,078 It's going to cost a fortune... 1098 00:42:22,153 --> 00:42:23,848 to put this place back on its feet, man. 1099 00:42:23,921 --> 00:42:26,185 Yeah. Money we ain't got right now, partner. 1100 00:42:26,257 --> 00:42:28,691 Money we ain't never gonna have. 1101 00:42:30,127 --> 00:42:31,059 Shit. 1102 00:42:31,128 --> 00:42:32,891 Hey, yo, Dré, check this out, man. 1103 00:42:32,964 --> 00:42:34,329 What you got there, man? 1104 00:42:34,398 --> 00:42:36,559 This look familiar to you? 1105 00:42:38,636 --> 00:42:40,228 Nick never owned a gun like this. 1106 00:42:40,304 --> 00:42:41,737 This ain't Nick's gun. 1107 00:42:41,806 --> 00:42:43,103 Let's bring it to Fuji. 1108 00:42:46,811 --> 00:42:48,403 Fuji! 1109 00:42:48,479 --> 00:42:50,310 Can you do a test on this thing? 1110 00:42:50,381 --> 00:42:51,507 Test on what? 1111 00:42:51,582 --> 00:42:53,140 - Test on gun. - Gun kill Nick? 1112 00:42:53,217 --> 00:42:54,650 - Do a test. - On the gun. 1113 00:42:54,719 --> 00:42:56,346 - When you want? - Today is good. 1114 00:42:56,420 --> 00:42:58,047 - Today? - On the gun. 1115 00:42:58,122 --> 00:42:59,453 On the gun? 1116 00:42:59,523 --> 00:43:01,582 No need. Gun German. 1117 00:43:01,659 --> 00:43:02,683 Cannot be traced. 1118 00:43:04,562 --> 00:43:05,654 An untraceable German gun? 1119 00:43:05,730 --> 00:43:07,220 - Later, Fuj. - Later, Fuj. 1120 00:43:07,298 --> 00:43:08,230 - Hai. - Hai. 1121 00:43:08,299 --> 00:43:09,288 Hai. 1122 00:43:10,635 --> 00:43:12,865 Eh, Doctor Dré, Ed Lover... 1123 00:43:12,937 --> 00:43:14,632 what a pain in the ass. 1124 00:43:22,413 --> 00:43:24,074 Say, brother... 1125 00:43:24,148 --> 00:43:25,410 say, brother... 1126 00:43:25,483 --> 00:43:27,007 you need to get off that stuff, man. 1127 00:43:27,084 --> 00:43:28,483 That's stunting your growth. 1128 00:43:28,552 --> 00:43:29,644 Damn, Dré, if you're the man... 1129 00:43:29,720 --> 00:43:32,848 I've definitely been on the crack pipe too--whoa! 1130 00:43:35,526 --> 00:43:38,256 Man, Chauncey's not here. 1131 00:43:40,097 --> 00:43:41,291 Wait a minute. 1132 00:43:50,675 --> 00:43:52,233 Baby, you should be up outta here. 1133 00:43:52,310 --> 00:43:54,244 Yeah. Don't be... 1134 00:43:54,312 --> 00:43:56,246 Baby, I got money. You buggin'. 1135 00:43:56,314 --> 00:43:58,145 Excuse me. 1136 00:44:01,385 --> 00:44:03,250 What's up...Chauncey? 1137 00:44:03,321 --> 00:44:05,551 Name's Nighttrain, all right, nigger? 1138 00:44:05,623 --> 00:44:07,318 Your name is Chauncey? 1139 00:44:07,391 --> 00:44:09,086 Vanessa, shut the fuck up. 1140 00:44:09,160 --> 00:44:10,627 What is this, man? 1141 00:44:10,695 --> 00:44:12,128 Halloween or some shit? 1142 00:44:12,196 --> 00:44:14,426 Your eyes do not deceive you, brother. 1143 00:44:14,498 --> 00:44:15,430 Say, man, you know anything... 1144 00:44:15,499 --> 00:44:16,932 about Nick's murder, man? 1145 00:44:17,001 --> 00:44:18,400 I know something about it. 1146 00:44:18,469 --> 00:44:19,561 I know homeboy got smoked... 1147 00:44:19,637 --> 00:44:20,695 but I ain't got shit to do with it. 1148 00:44:20,771 --> 00:44:21,760 I ain't got no beef with him, man. 1149 00:44:21,839 --> 00:44:22,931 Yo, man! What's up, huh? 1150 00:44:23,007 --> 00:44:24,872 Mmm-mmm. 1151 00:44:27,144 --> 00:44:28,236 Oh, shit! 1152 00:44:28,312 --> 00:44:30,576 Who's going to pay for my fucking booze, pig? 1153 00:44:30,648 --> 00:44:31,615 Mind yours! 1154 00:44:31,682 --> 00:44:33,206 Where'd you get the piece from, Chauncey?! 1155 00:44:33,284 --> 00:44:35,275 My name is Nighttrain, fool! 1156 00:44:35,353 --> 00:44:36,285 Yo, man! 1157 00:44:36,354 --> 00:44:37,286 Where'd you get the gun from, man! 1158 00:44:37,355 --> 00:44:38,822 It fell off a fucking truck, all right? 1159 00:44:38,889 --> 00:44:42,052 Come on, man! What's up here? 1160 00:44:42,126 --> 00:44:43,616 Ooh... 1161 00:44:43,694 --> 00:44:46,822 Oh, OK. Uh-huh. 1162 00:44:46,897 --> 00:44:49,127 Now I got you on gun charges and drug charges. 1163 00:44:49,200 --> 00:44:50,963 You tell me a story. 1164 00:44:51,035 --> 00:44:52,059 Look, man... 1165 00:44:52,136 --> 00:44:53,797 you need to just cool the fuck out on me, man. 1166 00:44:53,871 --> 00:44:55,600 You need to be talking to Lorenzo Martin-- 1167 00:44:55,673 --> 00:44:57,368 315 West 137 Street-- 1168 00:44:57,441 --> 00:45:00,035 but I ain't no motherfucking snitch. 1169 00:45:01,612 --> 00:45:03,341 You ain't heard that from me, man. 1170 00:45:03,414 --> 00:45:04,676 What you lookin' at? 1171 00:45:13,858 --> 00:45:16,725 Anybody want to go for a swim? 1172 00:45:16,794 --> 00:45:19,524 Y'all folks have a nice day. 1173 00:45:19,597 --> 00:45:20,529 Let's go, Dré. 1174 00:45:20,598 --> 00:45:21,860 Later, Chauncey. 1175 00:45:21,932 --> 00:45:23,160 Nighttrain. 1176 00:45:23,234 --> 00:45:24,599 Nighttrain, man! 1177 00:45:24,668 --> 00:45:26,067 Nighttrain! 1178 00:45:26,137 --> 00:45:27,069 You... 1179 00:45:27,138 --> 00:45:30,107 don't even try. 1180 00:45:33,778 --> 00:45:36,042 It don't look like Lorenzo lives there. 1181 00:45:36,113 --> 00:45:38,707 I think Chauncey played us like a B-side, man. 1182 00:45:38,783 --> 00:45:40,216 I told you he was frontin'. 1183 00:45:40,284 --> 00:45:41,842 You didn't say nothing, Dré. 1184 00:45:41,919 --> 00:45:44,649 Ed, look, man, you don't listen to nobody, man. 1185 00:45:44,722 --> 00:45:47,384 All you do is lie about all the women that you ain't got. 1186 00:45:47,458 --> 00:45:49,358 Please, man, OK? 1187 00:45:49,427 --> 00:45:51,691 Central, this is car 2899. 1188 00:45:51,762 --> 00:45:53,957 l need an address on a Chauncey Jackson... 1189 00:45:54,031 --> 00:45:56,465 A.K.A.: Nighttrain. Over. 1190 00:46:04,875 --> 00:46:06,308 Yeah, I think this is Chauncey's house. 1191 00:46:06,377 --> 00:46:07,708 Gotta be, man. It's gotta be. 1192 00:46:07,778 --> 00:46:08,938 Knock on the door. 1193 00:46:09,013 --> 00:46:11,846 Open the door, Chauncey. It's Ed and Dré. Knock again. 1194 00:46:11,916 --> 00:46:13,679 Chauncey, we going to count to 3... 1195 00:46:13,751 --> 00:46:15,184 then I'm going to kick in the door... 1196 00:46:15,252 --> 00:46:16,947 then we're going to kick in your ass. 1197 00:46:17,021 --> 00:46:19,148 One... 1198 00:46:19,223 --> 00:46:20,918 Ready? 1199 00:46:26,330 --> 00:46:29,299 Yaaahhhhh! 1200 00:46:29,366 --> 00:46:30,924 Damn, Dré. 1201 00:46:31,001 --> 00:46:32,969 Somebody talked to that motherfucker already. 1202 00:46:33,037 --> 00:46:34,732 Could have cut himself shaving. 1203 00:46:34,805 --> 00:46:37,433 Shit. He's dead as a motherfucker, man. 1204 00:46:37,508 --> 00:46:39,203 What were you 2 guys doing here? 1205 00:46:39,276 --> 00:46:41,141 We thought he knew something about the Nick Crawford murder. 1206 00:46:41,212 --> 00:46:43,544 So you were functioning as detectives? 1207 00:46:43,614 --> 00:46:44,672 No, not really. 1208 00:46:44,748 --> 00:46:45,680 Look, we each got our own... 1209 00:46:45,749 --> 00:46:47,239 responsibilities on the force, fellas. 1210 00:46:47,318 --> 00:46:48,580 Who's your sergeant? 1211 00:46:48,652 --> 00:46:49,641 Sergeant Cooper. 1212 00:46:49,720 --> 00:46:51,210 Look, guys, you let the real detectives... 1213 00:46:51,288 --> 00:46:52,812 handle this, all right? 1214 00:46:52,890 --> 00:46:54,585 Y'all guys just get out of here. 1215 00:46:54,658 --> 00:46:55,625 Beat it! 1216 00:46:55,693 --> 00:46:57,627 Big Laurel and Hardy look-alikes... 1217 00:46:57,695 --> 00:46:58,719 wannabe detectives. 1218 00:46:58,796 --> 00:47:00,229 Now what are we going to do? 1219 00:47:00,297 --> 00:47:01,662 Get the results of the dirt... 1220 00:47:01,732 --> 00:47:02,824 we took to the lab. 1221 00:47:02,900 --> 00:47:03,867 You gave him the dirt, right? 1222 00:47:03,934 --> 00:47:05,299 You were supposed to give him the dirt. 1223 00:47:05,369 --> 00:47:06,495 No, no, no, man. 1224 00:47:06,570 --> 00:47:08,162 You were supposed to give him the dirt. Trust me. 1225 00:47:08,239 --> 00:47:09,501 Damn it, Dré! 1226 00:47:09,573 --> 00:47:11,507 I never had the dirt, OK? 1227 00:47:15,246 --> 00:47:17,578 Those guys look like Run D.M.C. 1228 00:47:17,848 --> 00:47:20,043 Oh, that's good. Come on, baby. 1229 00:47:20,117 --> 00:47:22,608 There. That's it. That's it. 1230 00:47:22,686 --> 00:47:24,620 Fuji! 1231 00:47:24,688 --> 00:47:26,019 Fuji, my man. 1232 00:47:26,090 --> 00:47:27,057 Gun untraceable. 1233 00:47:27,124 --> 00:47:28,182 Yeah, Fuji, we know. 1234 00:47:28,259 --> 00:47:29,658 We want you to check out that soil sample... 1235 00:47:29,727 --> 00:47:30,751 and let us know what's in it. 1236 00:47:30,828 --> 00:47:31,760 Drugs in soil? 1237 00:47:31,829 --> 00:47:33,421 - You tell us. - Tell you what? 1238 00:47:33,497 --> 00:47:34,964 - Something in soil. - What in soil? 1239 00:47:35,032 --> 00:47:36,158 You tell us. 1240 00:47:36,233 --> 00:47:38,531 Need police geologist. 1241 00:47:38,602 --> 00:47:39,591 Who's the geologist? 1242 00:47:39,670 --> 00:47:40,602 I call Bernstein. 1243 00:47:40,671 --> 00:47:41,603 - Go call Bernstein. - Hai. 1244 00:47:41,672 --> 00:47:42,661 - Hai. - Hai. 1245 00:47:43,674 --> 00:47:45,039 Good morning, men. 1246 00:47:45,109 --> 00:47:46,303 Good morning, Captain. 1247 00:47:46,377 --> 00:47:47,708 Sergeant Cooper tells me... 1248 00:47:47,778 --> 00:47:49,473 that you two have been playing detective. 1249 00:47:49,547 --> 00:47:50,673 Yes, sir. We're investigating-- 1250 00:47:50,748 --> 00:47:52,010 Excuse me. 1251 00:47:52,082 --> 00:47:54,107 You're patrolmen. 1252 00:47:55,119 --> 00:47:56,051 And l want you to understand... 1253 00:47:56,120 --> 00:47:57,212 in no uncertain terms... 1254 00:47:57,288 --> 00:47:59,222 that you are not to investigate... 1255 00:47:59,290 --> 00:48:01,485 Nick Crawford's murder or anyone else's. 1256 00:48:01,559 --> 00:48:02,583 Is that clear? 1257 00:48:02,660 --> 00:48:04,491 - Yes, sir. - Yeah. 1258 00:48:04,562 --> 00:48:06,120 Somebody new is being put on the case today. 1259 00:48:06,197 --> 00:48:07,357 I think he's a friend of yours. 1260 00:48:07,431 --> 00:48:08,728 Come in, Detective. 1261 00:48:10,167 --> 00:48:12,499 - Griles?! - Detective? 1262 00:48:12,570 --> 00:48:14,162 Got promoted. 1263 00:48:14,238 --> 00:48:16,604 Now Griles is going to head the case... 1264 00:48:16,674 --> 00:48:18,403 and I don't want you 2 near it. 1265 00:48:18,475 --> 00:48:19,407 Capisce? 1266 00:48:19,476 --> 00:48:21,171 - Yes, sir. - Yes, sir. 1267 00:48:21,245 --> 00:48:24,373 Ok, good. Dismissed. 1268 00:48:26,150 --> 00:48:28,550 Yo, Griles. 1269 00:48:28,619 --> 00:48:29,847 Griles. 1270 00:48:29,920 --> 00:48:30,852 Yo, Griles. 1271 00:48:30,921 --> 00:48:32,320 Lorenzo Martin, man, this guy, man... 1272 00:48:32,389 --> 00:48:34,254 he's selling this type of gun, man. 1273 00:48:34,325 --> 00:48:35,815 Hey, look! 1274 00:48:35,893 --> 00:48:37,360 I don't want your help... 1275 00:48:37,428 --> 00:48:39,191 and I don't need your help. 1276 00:48:39,263 --> 00:48:40,389 Now you 2 dickheads... 1277 00:48:40,464 --> 00:48:42,762 are lucky you're even on the force! 1278 00:48:42,833 --> 00:48:44,130 Now you stay away from me... 1279 00:48:44,201 --> 00:48:45,429 and away from this case! 1280 00:48:45,502 --> 00:48:46,764 Hey, look! 1281 00:48:46,837 --> 00:48:48,702 This is no ''Police Academy'' bullshit... 1282 00:48:48,772 --> 00:48:50,535 you can just clown your way through! 1283 00:48:50,608 --> 00:48:52,041 Now you stay away from me... 1284 00:48:52,109 --> 00:48:53,770 and away from this case! 1285 00:48:53,844 --> 00:48:55,402 You got it?! 1286 00:48:55,479 --> 00:48:57,777 Fuckin' dickheads! 1287 00:48:58,782 --> 00:49:00,613 Why it be all that, man? 1288 00:49:00,684 --> 00:49:01,742 Dickheads. 1289 00:49:01,819 --> 00:49:03,446 We're doing the best we can. 1290 00:49:03,520 --> 00:49:05,886 Isaac Hayes lookalike. 1291 00:49:05,956 --> 00:49:07,719 All right, people, quiet down. 1292 00:49:07,791 --> 00:49:09,691 Quiet down. Pipe down. 1293 00:49:09,760 --> 00:49:10,692 They got George back. 1294 00:49:10,761 --> 00:49:12,251 They got pitching. They got the whole-- 1295 00:49:12,329 --> 00:49:14,490 Hertzog! What the fuck? 1296 00:49:14,565 --> 00:49:16,658 Why is it every time I start a meeting... 1297 00:49:16,734 --> 00:49:17,666 everybody else shuts up... 1298 00:49:17,735 --> 00:49:18,667 you keep talking? 1299 00:49:18,736 --> 00:49:20,363 Shut the fuck up. 1300 00:49:20,437 --> 00:49:21,369 Yes, sir. 1301 00:49:21,438 --> 00:49:23,633 Thank you. OK... 1302 00:49:23,707 --> 00:49:25,732 the first order of business... 1303 00:49:25,809 --> 00:49:29,267 Barnes and Day, 37 collars this week. 1304 00:49:29,346 --> 00:49:30,813 Not bad. 1305 00:49:34,018 --> 00:49:36,316 Well, look who came to join the party. 1306 00:49:36,387 --> 00:49:39,982 Doctor Dree and his partner Mr. Lurver. 1307 00:49:40,057 --> 00:49:40,989 What'd you guys get? 1308 00:49:41,058 --> 00:49:42,491 You got 2 collars this week. 1309 00:49:42,559 --> 00:49:45,892 Pretty sure they're the ones on your shirts. 1310 00:49:45,963 --> 00:49:47,931 I'm sorry. My mistake. My mistake. Uh... 1311 00:49:47,998 --> 00:49:49,226 I forgot the dead guy you apprehended... 1312 00:49:49,300 --> 00:49:50,824 on your day off. 1313 00:49:50,901 --> 00:49:52,698 Tell you what. Everybody dismissed... 1314 00:49:52,770 --> 00:49:55,000 except for...guess who. 1315 00:49:55,072 --> 00:49:57,199 Doctor Dré. 1316 00:49:57,274 --> 00:49:58,866 Let's go. 1317 00:50:10,287 --> 00:50:11,720 Sergeant Cooper? 1318 00:50:11,789 --> 00:50:13,017 What is it, Lover? 1319 00:50:14,325 --> 00:50:15,314 May I have a doughnut? 1320 00:50:15,392 --> 00:50:17,952 You can have as many doughnuts as you want. 1321 00:50:18,028 --> 00:50:20,258 Thanks, Sarge. 1322 00:50:34,878 --> 00:50:36,846 Hi. 1323 00:50:36,914 --> 00:50:41,078 Don't even think about it. 1324 00:50:41,151 --> 00:50:42,743 I'm glad you dropped by. 1325 00:50:43,821 --> 00:50:45,220 Little change in precinct policy. 1326 00:50:45,289 --> 00:50:46,381 As of today, 1327 00:50:46,457 --> 00:50:49,324 I will be known as President Cooper. 1328 00:50:49,393 --> 00:50:51,327 I'm not going to get paid or anything. 1329 00:50:51,395 --> 00:50:53,260 I'm not going to debate or go on the ''Larry King Live'' show. 1330 00:50:53,330 --> 00:50:55,423 No--I'm just going to be President Cooper. 1331 00:50:55,499 --> 00:50:56,693 As a matter of fact... 1332 00:50:56,767 --> 00:50:58,428 Monday, Wednesday, Friday, I'll be President Cooper... 1333 00:50:58,502 --> 00:51:00,834 and Tuesday and Thursday, I think I'll be... 1334 00:51:00,904 --> 00:51:01,768 King Cooper! 1335 00:51:01,839 --> 00:51:03,363 Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! 1336 00:51:03,440 --> 00:51:04,737 And you know why? 1337 00:51:04,808 --> 00:51:06,070 Because I... 1338 00:51:06,143 --> 00:51:07,371 feel like it! 1339 00:51:07,444 --> 00:51:08,638 I just want to be a king, and now l've decided... 1340 00:51:08,712 --> 00:51:10,270 I'm going to call myself king-- so I'm a king! 1341 00:51:10,347 --> 00:51:12,372 I'm a king. King Cooper. That's me. 1342 00:51:12,449 --> 00:51:13,973 King Cooper... 1343 00:51:14,051 --> 00:51:15,075 we want to be assigned to... 1344 00:51:15,152 --> 00:51:16,642 the Nick Crawford murder case. 1345 00:51:16,720 --> 00:51:18,483 That's right. We got a-- 1346 00:51:18,555 --> 00:51:19,886 We felt like-- 1347 00:51:21,191 --> 00:51:22,317 But-- 1348 00:51:25,596 --> 00:51:27,257 I got a better idea. 1349 00:51:27,331 --> 00:51:29,424 Tony Como. 1350 00:51:29,500 --> 00:51:31,024 - Tony ''Clams''? - Mm-hmm. 1351 00:51:31,101 --> 00:51:32,568 - The wise guy? - That's right. 1352 00:51:32,636 --> 00:51:34,001 He's supposed to be testifying... 1353 00:51:34,071 --> 00:51:35,629 as a government witness in a case over in Brooklyn... 1354 00:51:35,706 --> 00:51:37,867 but his gall bladder acted up, so now... 1355 00:51:37,941 --> 00:51:39,374 there's apparently a hit out on him. 1356 00:51:39,443 --> 00:51:40,842 We got a 24-hour surveillance thing going on... 1357 00:51:40,911 --> 00:51:42,003 and you guys are going to go over... 1358 00:51:42,079 --> 00:51:43,103 and relieve the 2 officers on duty... 1359 00:51:43,180 --> 00:51:46,775 and take over for the next 24 hours, OK? 1360 00:51:46,850 --> 00:51:48,442 But King Cooper, we just feel that-- 1361 00:51:51,755 --> 00:51:53,689 See you later, King Cooper. 1362 00:51:53,757 --> 00:51:55,281 By the way, uh, Lover. 1363 00:51:55,359 --> 00:51:56,383 Yeah? 1364 00:51:56,460 --> 00:51:57,449 How's that doughnut? 1365 00:51:57,528 --> 00:52:02,090 Mmm. It's good. 1366 00:52:07,371 --> 00:52:09,896 And there's a whole big box... 1367 00:52:09,973 --> 00:52:12,771 of chocolate doughnuts sitting over on that table. 1368 00:52:28,025 --> 00:52:30,391 Hey, Clams, where are the ashtrays around here? 1369 00:52:30,461 --> 00:52:32,486 What do you think this is, a hotel? 1370 00:52:32,563 --> 00:52:34,292 This is a hospital. I'm sick over here. 1371 00:52:34,364 --> 00:52:35,388 Relax. Your gall bladder's... 1372 00:52:35,466 --> 00:52:36,990 going to explode, for Christ's sake. 1373 00:52:37,067 --> 00:52:38,625 Do me a favor. Get rid of that cigarette. 1374 00:52:38,702 --> 00:52:39,669 There. You happy? 1375 00:52:39,736 --> 00:52:40,964 Hey! That's my water, for Christ's sakes! 1376 00:52:41,038 --> 00:52:41,970 What did you want me to do? 1377 00:52:42,039 --> 00:52:43,006 Stick it up in your ass? 1378 00:52:43,073 --> 00:52:44,438 You know, you're driving me fucking crazy. 1379 00:52:44,508 --> 00:52:45,998 You're supposed to be over here taking care of me. 1380 00:52:46,076 --> 00:52:47,703 Hey, I'm not your fucking nursemaid. 1381 00:52:47,778 --> 00:52:49,473 Hi, Tony. We're your replacements. 1382 00:52:49,546 --> 00:52:52,037 I'm Officer Dré. This is Officer Lover. 1383 00:52:52,115 --> 00:52:53,275 We're here to protect you. 1384 00:52:53,350 --> 00:52:54,612 What's this? Abbott and Costello? 1385 00:52:54,685 --> 00:52:56,915 You mean Amos and Andy, don't you? 1386 00:52:56,987 --> 00:52:58,386 Who sent these moulies in here? 1387 00:52:58,455 --> 00:52:59,387 How the fuck do l know? 1388 00:52:59,456 --> 00:53:00,582 I don't work here. 1389 00:53:00,657 --> 00:53:02,557 We'll be right outside. 1390 00:53:04,161 --> 00:53:05,355 Vito, do me a favor, huh? 1391 00:53:05,429 --> 00:53:07,329 Get rid of these guys. 1392 00:53:07,397 --> 00:53:09,365 Yo, Dré, man, what's a moulie? 1393 00:53:09,433 --> 00:53:11,128 You're supposed to be taking care of me. 1394 00:53:11,201 --> 00:53:12,133 I think it's an uncomplimentary... 1395 00:53:12,202 --> 00:53:13,169 description of a brother. 1396 00:53:13,237 --> 00:53:14,727 Who the fuck are you? 1397 00:53:14,805 --> 00:53:17,933 Damn, man. This day is not going well at all. 1398 00:53:21,111 --> 00:53:22,510 I'm out. 1399 00:53:22,579 --> 00:53:23,944 I'll call. 1400 00:53:26,950 --> 00:53:28,941 Where'd that third ace come from? 1401 00:53:29,019 --> 00:53:30,884 I palmed it. 1402 00:53:30,954 --> 00:53:33,946 Bad, man. That's bad. 1403 00:53:36,260 --> 00:53:38,228 Hello? 1404 00:53:38,295 --> 00:53:39,990 Dré, what's up? 1405 00:53:41,598 --> 00:53:43,065 Bellevue? 1406 00:53:43,133 --> 00:53:44,794 All right. 1407 00:53:46,403 --> 00:53:48,200 Fellas, Frankie's outta here. 1408 00:53:48,272 --> 00:53:50,206 I gotta go bail out my homies. 1409 00:53:50,274 --> 00:53:52,504 Yo, why you always hang with those pigs, man? 1410 00:53:52,576 --> 00:53:54,510 Steve, I told you, when I was the only white kid... 1411 00:53:54,578 --> 00:53:56,170 growing up on 114th street... 1412 00:53:56,246 --> 00:53:58,237 them 2 are the only ones that ever had my back. 1413 00:53:58,315 --> 00:54:00,340 What the fuck are you talking about, man? 1414 00:54:00,417 --> 00:54:02,078 You grew up on 120th street. 1415 00:54:02,152 --> 00:54:04,177 That's not the point, Billy, really. 1416 00:54:04,254 --> 00:54:06,085 It's about friendship-- 1417 00:54:06,156 --> 00:54:08,351 men with other men, playing cards. 1418 00:54:09,893 --> 00:54:11,190 Man, we got things to do. 1419 00:54:11,261 --> 00:54:12,694 We can't stand around all day 1420 00:54:12,763 --> 00:54:14,196 guarding this racist piece of shit. 1421 00:54:14,264 --> 00:54:16,198 One more word from the pasta king here... 1422 00:54:16,266 --> 00:54:18,200 I'm deflating all his tires. I can't stand it. 1423 00:54:18,268 --> 00:54:20,862 Nuh-huh-huh. Fuckin' day, man. 1424 00:54:20,938 --> 00:54:22,599 Fellas, sorry I'm late. 1425 00:54:22,673 --> 00:54:24,072 It was that 2 train. The power went out. 1426 00:54:24,141 --> 00:54:25,938 In the dark, somebody starting touching my balls! 1427 00:54:26,009 --> 00:54:28,534 The lights come on, I look at this guy in a silk shirt-- 1428 00:54:28,612 --> 00:54:30,546 Frankie, Frankie. We got Tony Como in the room. 1429 00:54:30,614 --> 00:54:32,548 Tony Clams? I love that guy! 1430 00:54:32,616 --> 00:54:33,878 Good, 'cause you're guarding him. 1431 00:54:33,951 --> 00:54:35,714 Tell him you're a cop. We gotta go out for a while. 1432 00:54:35,786 --> 00:54:36,878 It's about Nick. Cool? 1433 00:54:36,954 --> 00:54:38,888 Cool, yeah. Can I borrow your hat to look legit? 1434 00:54:38,956 --> 00:54:40,048 Thanks, Frankie. 1435 00:54:40,123 --> 00:54:41,454 Gotta be realistic, fellas. 1436 00:54:43,093 --> 00:54:44,720 Hi, how are ya? Detective O'Hearn. 1437 00:54:44,795 --> 00:54:46,023 From the 2-3. 1438 00:54:46,096 --> 00:54:47,688 Tony. Tony, how are ya? 1439 00:54:47,764 --> 00:54:48,890 Who are you? 1440 00:54:48,966 --> 00:54:50,399 Detective O'Hearn from the 2-3. 1441 00:54:50,467 --> 00:54:51,764 Oh, good. A white cop. 1442 00:55:03,981 --> 00:55:05,005 Hello, officers. 1443 00:55:05,082 --> 00:55:07,346 Hi. Is Mr. Demetrius available? 1444 00:55:07,417 --> 00:55:09,351 I'm sorry. He's in a conference. 1445 00:55:09,419 --> 00:55:12,252 Well, tell him the police are here. 1446 00:55:14,992 --> 00:55:17,119 This one is gonna be real popular. 1447 00:55:17,194 --> 00:55:19,128 They'll be in the next issue of ''Vogue.'' 1448 00:55:19,196 --> 00:55:20,185 Teesha? 1449 00:55:20,263 --> 00:55:23,699 Ed, Dré, what are y'all doing here? 1450 00:55:23,767 --> 00:55:25,234 You know each other? 1451 00:55:25,302 --> 00:55:26,234 Yeah. 1452 00:55:26,303 --> 00:55:27,702 From the same neighborhood. 1453 00:55:27,771 --> 00:55:30,171 Well, what can l do to help you gentlemen? 1454 00:55:30,240 --> 00:55:32,902 You seem pretty interested in Harlem, Mr. Demetrius. 1455 00:55:32,976 --> 00:55:34,568 Well, it's a great neighborhood... 1456 00:55:34,645 --> 00:55:36,078 and I believe it's coming back. 1457 00:55:36,146 --> 00:55:37,511 Did you know a Nick Crawford? 1458 00:55:37,581 --> 00:55:40,277 He was that unfortunate barber... 1459 00:55:40,350 --> 00:55:42,477 who was killed by the drug dealers. 1460 00:55:42,552 --> 00:55:45,419 I understand he was a model citizen. 1461 00:55:45,489 --> 00:55:47,047 So this is a map of Harlem, huh? 1462 00:55:47,124 --> 00:55:48,887 All these buildings on this block... 1463 00:55:48,959 --> 00:55:50,085 are coded red. 1464 00:55:50,160 --> 00:55:52,287 Except for one the barbershop is in. 1465 00:55:52,362 --> 00:55:54,227 Why is that? 1466 00:55:54,297 --> 00:55:56,231 Here, let me show you. 1467 00:55:57,934 --> 00:56:00,562 All the red ones are the ones that I own. 1468 00:56:00,637 --> 00:56:01,831 I'm developing those properties... 1469 00:56:01,905 --> 00:56:03,600 into condominiums. 1470 00:56:03,674 --> 00:56:05,005 Well, what's that drillin'... 1471 00:56:05,075 --> 00:56:06,838 you doing uptown? 1472 00:56:06,910 --> 00:56:09,435 My engineers are collecting geological samples. 1473 00:56:09,513 --> 00:56:11,674 It's what one does when one builds. 1474 00:56:11,748 --> 00:56:13,682 How come you ain't done no building in Harlem? 1475 00:56:13,750 --> 00:56:15,183 All that drillin', no building. 1476 00:56:15,252 --> 00:56:16,810 Don't make sense to me! 1477 00:56:16,887 --> 00:56:19,822 Because it takes time to get the necessary information. 1478 00:56:19,890 --> 00:56:24,691 One spends a lot of money to put up a building. 1479 00:56:24,761 --> 00:56:27,559 If the preliminary steps aren't handled carefully... 1480 00:56:27,631 --> 00:56:29,531 you can imagine the results. 1481 00:56:29,599 --> 00:56:32,124 Would you care for some coffee or tea? 1482 00:56:32,202 --> 00:56:33,533 You buying up all the property... 1483 00:56:33,603 --> 00:56:34,797 around the barber shop. 1484 00:56:34,871 --> 00:56:36,202 Nick is leading demonstrations... 1485 00:56:36,273 --> 00:56:37,365 to try to stop you. 1486 00:56:37,441 --> 00:56:38,806 Somebody tries to buy the property... 1487 00:56:38,875 --> 00:56:42,709 but he won't sell. Bang! He's dead. 1488 00:56:42,779 --> 00:56:44,508 Dré, you smell something? 1489 00:56:44,581 --> 00:56:46,014 I smell bullshit. 1490 00:56:46,083 --> 00:56:47,209 I knew it! 1491 00:56:47,284 --> 00:56:49,980 I knew it smelled like bullshit in here! 1492 00:56:50,053 --> 00:56:51,213 If you're implying... 1493 00:56:51,288 --> 00:56:53,222 that I had anything to do with that murder... 1494 00:56:53,290 --> 00:56:54,222 I can assure you... 1495 00:56:54,291 --> 00:56:55,656 I do not do business like that. 1496 00:56:55,726 --> 00:56:57,626 Now, if there's anything else l can do... 1497 00:56:57,694 --> 00:56:59,059 to help you gentlemen... 1498 00:56:59,129 --> 00:57:01,154 No. Thanks for your time. 1499 00:57:06,136 --> 00:57:08,468 You know, I cannot believe you 2 just did that-- 1500 00:57:08,538 --> 00:57:10,472 Save the drama for your mama. 1501 00:57:10,540 --> 00:57:12,235 I ain't tryin' to hear. 1502 00:57:16,079 --> 00:57:17,671 What's up with you and Demetrius? 1503 00:57:17,748 --> 00:57:20,342 We are business partners. My uncle introduced us. 1504 00:57:20,417 --> 00:57:21,509 Lionel? 1505 00:57:21,585 --> 00:57:23,519 Yes, Lionel. He's backing my design company. 1506 00:57:23,587 --> 00:57:25,953 And by the way, we're having our first fashion show... 1507 00:57:26,022 --> 00:57:27,182 in a couple of days. 1508 00:57:27,257 --> 00:57:29,191 I would appreciate it if y'all did not show up. 1509 00:57:29,259 --> 00:57:31,159 Cool. But I'm telling you, he's dirty. 1510 00:57:31,228 --> 00:57:32,525 What do you think he's doing? 1511 00:57:32,596 --> 00:57:34,530 I don't know, but whatever it is, it ain't cool. 1512 00:57:34,598 --> 00:57:36,190 I'm a pretty good judge of character... 1513 00:57:36,266 --> 00:57:38,029 and if I thought the man was dirty, 1514 00:57:38,101 --> 00:57:39,625 I wouldn't be doin' business with him. 1515 00:57:44,841 --> 00:57:46,809 Frank. It's Ed. 1516 00:57:46,877 --> 00:57:48,401 Everything cool? 1517 00:57:48,478 --> 00:57:50,639 No. He's gettin' to be a royal pain in the balls... 1518 00:57:50,714 --> 00:57:51,806 for one thing. 1519 00:57:51,882 --> 00:57:54,214 Yo, Frankie, man. Yo, gimme 4 on 615. 1520 00:57:54,284 --> 00:57:56,878 Sure. Can you get me some of those catheters? 1521 00:57:56,953 --> 00:57:58,614 All right. Thanks. 1522 00:57:58,688 --> 00:58:00,315 It's impossible. I can't! 1523 00:58:00,390 --> 00:58:01,721 Hey, Detective. 1524 00:58:03,727 --> 00:58:05,194 I can for a couple of hours. 1525 00:58:05,262 --> 00:58:07,992 I didn't--no, I can. Yes. 1526 00:58:08,064 --> 00:58:09,531 OK. 2 hours. 1527 00:58:09,599 --> 00:58:10,725 Good-bye. 1528 00:58:15,806 --> 00:58:16,738 You know what? 1529 00:58:16,807 --> 00:58:17,831 Maybe Teesha was right, man. 1530 00:58:17,908 --> 00:58:19,671 Why would Demetrius have Nick killed? 1531 00:58:19,743 --> 00:58:21,176 I know she's fine, Dré... 1532 00:58:21,244 --> 00:58:23,508 but don't let your johnson run your life, all right? 1533 00:58:23,580 --> 00:58:25,480 Who else got a motive? 1534 00:58:25,549 --> 00:58:26,573 What the-- 1535 00:58:33,657 --> 00:58:35,989 Do you guys know what happened today at 4:36? 1536 00:58:36,059 --> 00:58:37,526 Do you have any idea what happened today at 4:36? 1537 00:58:37,594 --> 00:58:38,526 No, you don't. Let me tell ya. 1538 00:58:38,595 --> 00:58:39,527 Tony Clams got shot. 1539 00:58:39,596 --> 00:58:40,688 He got fuckin' shot! 1540 00:58:40,764 --> 00:58:41,958 Only by the Grace of God is he still alive! 1541 00:58:42,032 --> 00:58:43,021 You guys were supposed to watch him! 1542 00:58:43,099 --> 00:58:44,361 You fucked me! 1543 00:58:44,434 --> 00:58:46,368 You might as well kiss me, 'cause you're fucking me! 1544 00:58:46,436 --> 00:58:48,199 Where were you guys? Where the-- 1545 00:58:48,271 --> 00:58:50,000 Is that jelly... 1546 00:58:50,073 --> 00:58:51,540 that I smell? 1547 00:58:51,608 --> 00:58:54,406 Bavarian cream? 1548 00:58:55,946 --> 00:58:57,106 Bagels? 1549 00:58:58,882 --> 00:59:01,077 Gimme the club. 1550 00:59:18,635 --> 00:59:21,695 You guys are on foot patrol... 1551 00:59:21,771 --> 00:59:23,238 for the rest of your lives! 1552 00:59:23,306 --> 00:59:24,603 Do you understand that? Foot patrol. 1553 00:59:24,674 --> 00:59:26,164 Capital ''f,'' small ''o'', small ''o''... 1554 00:59:26,243 --> 00:59:27,175 little tiny ''t.'' 1555 00:59:27,244 --> 00:59:28,336 Did you ever see a little tiny ''t''? 1556 00:59:28,411 --> 00:59:29,503 It's like a little curlicue-- 1557 00:59:29,579 --> 00:59:31,206 little-- 1558 00:59:33,917 --> 00:59:34,975 Tell me... 1559 00:59:35,051 --> 00:59:36,518 that...you're...not... 1560 00:59:36,586 --> 00:59:40,454 touching my fucking badge! 1561 00:59:48,231 --> 00:59:49,664 He lost it. 1562 00:59:51,434 --> 00:59:54,198 The sergeant lost it. 1563 00:59:54,271 --> 00:59:55,602 Let's get outta here. 1564 00:59:59,743 --> 01:00:01,870 Yeah. I went to that Michael Bolton concert last night. 1565 01:00:01,945 --> 01:00:03,537 Oh! He's such an accomplished performer. 1566 01:00:03,613 --> 01:00:05,740 I was really impressed. 1567 01:00:05,815 --> 01:00:07,248 014 to 183 Amsterdam right away. 1568 01:00:07,317 --> 01:00:08,511 That's us. Let's hit it. Let's go. 1569 01:00:08,585 --> 01:00:11,076 Whoa! Whoa! What is that? 1570 01:00:11,154 --> 01:00:12,086 Stop it! 1571 01:00:12,155 --> 01:00:13,452 I can't! 1572 01:00:17,494 --> 01:00:19,621 Go, go, go, go! 1573 01:00:25,802 --> 01:00:28,600 Yo, man, I don't understand. You guys fucked up! 1574 01:00:28,672 --> 01:00:29,934 You oughta be cops... 1575 01:00:30,006 --> 01:00:31,906 like Leon Spinks shoulda won a beauty contest... 1576 01:00:31,975 --> 01:00:33,237 and that nigger ugly! 1577 01:00:33,310 --> 01:00:34,902 Now, Leon's a good brother. 1578 01:00:34,978 --> 01:00:37,811 Now, Biz Markie-- that's a ugly motherfucker! 1579 01:00:39,015 --> 01:00:40,846 Bullshit. Yo, yo, I--I need a refill. 1580 01:00:40,917 --> 01:00:42,612 Who's comin' back with me to the store? 1581 01:00:42,686 --> 01:00:43,744 Oh, man! 1582 01:00:43,820 --> 01:00:45,583 Why the fuck you keep drinkin' that shit, man? 1583 01:00:45,655 --> 01:00:47,919 Your insides'll be fucked up like your ugly-ass face. 1584 01:00:47,991 --> 01:00:49,288 I just-- 1585 01:00:49,359 --> 01:00:51,384 Forty, you're so messed up all the time... 1586 01:00:51,461 --> 01:00:52,928 you don't remember nothin' no way! 1587 01:00:52,996 --> 01:00:53,928 That's fucked up-- 1588 01:00:53,997 --> 01:00:55,259 Shut the fuck up, man. 1589 01:00:55,332 --> 01:00:57,732 Sound like you have a dick in your mouth, man. 1590 01:00:57,801 --> 01:01:00,861 You don't make no Goddamn sense. 1591 01:01:00,937 --> 01:01:02,336 Hey, fair ladies. 1592 01:01:02,405 --> 01:01:04,635 Hey. What up, light skin? 1593 01:01:04,708 --> 01:01:07,074 Hey, I'm sorry about Tony Clams. 1594 01:01:07,143 --> 01:01:08,235 Where the fuck were you? 1595 01:01:08,311 --> 01:01:09,243 Yolanda showed up. 1596 01:01:09,312 --> 01:01:11,041 What do you mean, Yolanda showed up? 1597 01:01:11,114 --> 01:01:12,945 We oughta kick your ass, Frankie. 1598 01:01:13,016 --> 01:01:14,950 You almost got us busted off the force! 1599 01:01:15,018 --> 01:01:16,542 Hey, I did you guys a favor... 1600 01:01:16,619 --> 01:01:18,052 and they tried to arrest me! 1601 01:01:18,121 --> 01:01:19,053 It's unbelievable. 1602 01:01:19,122 --> 01:01:20,919 I was in the smoking lounge 5 minutes. 1603 01:01:20,991 --> 01:01:23,926 Some wise guy comes in and-- boo-yah--pops Tony Clams... 1604 01:01:23,994 --> 01:01:25,188 and it's my fault? 1605 01:01:25,261 --> 01:01:26,751 I don't wanna hear that shit, Frankie. 1606 01:01:26,830 --> 01:01:28,229 You supposed to be my friend, man. 1607 01:01:28,298 --> 01:01:30,528 And you supposed to be guardin' that racist piece of shit... 1608 01:01:30,600 --> 01:01:32,625 and you doin' the wild thing with Yolanda. 1609 01:01:32,702 --> 01:01:35,000 Lorenzo! 1610 01:01:35,071 --> 01:01:36,003 Get that motherfucker! 1611 01:01:36,072 --> 01:01:38,666 Come on! Hurry up, man! 1612 01:01:38,742 --> 01:01:41,233 He knows who killed Nick! 1613 01:01:41,311 --> 01:01:42,835 Come on! 1614 01:02:07,537 --> 01:02:08,469 There he goes! 1615 01:02:08,538 --> 01:02:09,903 Y'all go that way! 1616 01:02:09,973 --> 01:02:11,304 Get that motherfucker! 1617 01:03:17,173 --> 01:03:18,367 Don't move. 1618 01:03:18,441 --> 01:03:19,635 You fucked up, Ed Lover... 1619 01:03:19,709 --> 01:03:20,937 Tryin' to be the man. 1620 01:03:21,010 --> 01:03:22,602 Fuck you, Lorenzo. 1621 01:03:22,679 --> 01:03:24,306 Say good-bye, Mr. Man. 1622 01:03:29,752 --> 01:03:32,152 So, Lorenzo, you're in the gun business? 1623 01:03:32,222 --> 01:03:33,587 Naw, man, I'm retired, man. 1624 01:03:33,656 --> 01:03:35,055 Where'd you get the gun? 1625 01:03:35,125 --> 01:03:36,387 I don't remember. 1626 01:03:36,459 --> 01:03:38,723 Think I should let Frankie refresh your fucking memory? 1627 01:03:38,795 --> 01:03:40,126 Yo, what about my rights? 1628 01:03:40,196 --> 01:03:42,528 You got the rights to get your ass thrown in the East River... 1629 01:03:42,599 --> 01:03:44,396 if you don't start answerin' my questions! 1630 01:03:44,467 --> 01:03:45,900 All right. All right. I don't know the guy. 1631 01:03:45,969 --> 01:03:48,062 All I know is he's bringing them in from Germany. 1632 01:03:48,138 --> 01:03:49,503 Can I go now? 1633 01:03:49,572 --> 01:03:50,561 You ain't goin' nowhere! 1634 01:03:50,640 --> 01:03:52,471 Does anybody have any cab fare? 1635 01:04:00,016 --> 01:04:01,847 Yo, man, did you have to take a cab, man? 1636 01:04:01,918 --> 01:04:03,180 Man, I got there, didn't I? 1637 01:04:03,253 --> 01:04:04,686 After Frankie saved my ass, man. 1638 01:04:04,754 --> 01:04:06,381 Me and you are supposed to be-- 1639 01:04:06,456 --> 01:04:07,388 Look at Flavor, man! 1640 01:04:07,457 --> 01:04:09,652 Yo, Dré, get me outta here, man. 1641 01:04:09,726 --> 01:04:11,694 I can't do nothin' for you, man! 1642 01:04:11,761 --> 01:04:13,695 Hey, Griles, what's up with the case, man? 1643 01:04:13,763 --> 01:04:14,855 We're makin' progress. 1644 01:04:14,931 --> 01:04:16,694 When you gonna go talk to Demetrius, man? 1645 01:04:16,766 --> 01:04:18,028 What's he gotta do with it? 1646 01:04:18,101 --> 01:04:19,363 He know what's goin' on. 1647 01:04:19,435 --> 01:04:20,697 Oh, yeah? Tell me, Sherlock. 1648 01:04:20,770 --> 01:04:21,862 What be goin' on? 1649 01:04:21,938 --> 01:04:23,030 We don't know exactly-- 1650 01:04:23,106 --> 01:04:24,801 Yeah, yeah. Great. I'll go arrest him. 1651 01:04:24,874 --> 01:04:26,136 Beat it! 1652 01:04:28,778 --> 01:04:30,040 Hey, Griles... 1653 01:04:30,113 --> 01:04:32,047 I want you to keep your eye on those 2. 1654 01:04:32,115 --> 01:04:33,377 Yes, sir. 1655 01:04:35,084 --> 01:04:36,608 Oh, yes... 1656 01:04:36,686 --> 01:04:39,314 uh, maybe once more... 1657 01:04:39,389 --> 01:04:40,720 how's...it look? 1658 01:04:40,790 --> 01:04:43,122 I have no idea what you're doing. 1659 01:04:43,193 --> 01:04:45,218 Perfect! 1660 01:04:46,229 --> 01:04:47,218 Fuji! 1661 01:04:50,133 --> 01:04:51,395 Ed, Dré... 1662 01:04:51,467 --> 01:04:52,661 this is Bernstein. 1663 01:04:52,735 --> 01:04:54,396 - Hi, Bernstein. - Hey. 1664 01:04:54,470 --> 01:04:55,732 Where'd you guys get this sample? 1665 01:04:55,805 --> 01:04:57,204 Uptown. Guys were drilling. 1666 01:04:57,273 --> 01:04:59,036 Have any idea what they might be lookin' for? 1667 01:04:59,108 --> 01:05:01,201 - This is peat. - Who's Pete?! 1668 01:05:01,277 --> 01:05:02,539 Peat's a substance. 1669 01:05:02,612 --> 01:05:03,544 Found in bogs. 1670 01:05:03,613 --> 01:05:05,376 - Found in swamps. - What else? 1671 01:05:05,448 --> 01:05:06,415 We have leaves. 1672 01:05:06,482 --> 01:05:07,414 Like from a tree? 1673 01:05:07,483 --> 01:05:09,508 Yes. From trees. 1674 01:05:09,586 --> 01:05:11,144 - That it? - No, not it. 1675 01:05:11,221 --> 01:05:13,018 The layer above the peat, the leaves... 1676 01:05:13,089 --> 01:05:14,488 is made up of sand. 1677 01:05:14,557 --> 01:05:15,546 Sand from the beach? 1678 01:05:15,625 --> 01:05:17,456 Precisely. 1679 01:05:17,527 --> 01:05:19,085 Peat, leaves, sand? 1680 01:05:19,162 --> 01:05:21,027 There's a geological profile the drillers look for... 1681 01:05:21,097 --> 01:05:22,655 when they're trying to find oil. 1682 01:05:22,732 --> 01:05:25,064 Oil. Like what Jed Clampett got? 1683 01:05:25,134 --> 01:05:27,864 You trying to tell me there's oil in Harlem? 1684 01:05:27,937 --> 01:05:29,097 Possibly. 1685 01:05:29,172 --> 01:05:30,764 Demetrius is lookin' for oil! 1686 01:05:30,840 --> 01:05:32,740 It's very unlikely. 1687 01:05:32,809 --> 01:05:35,175 I mean, they never found oil around here before. 1688 01:05:35,245 --> 01:05:37,372 That's why he smoked Nick. 1689 01:05:37,447 --> 01:05:38,414 - Hai! - Hai! 1690 01:05:38,481 --> 01:05:39,948 Hello. 1691 01:05:45,822 --> 01:05:46,914 - Ed. - What's up, Dré? 1692 01:05:46,990 --> 01:05:49,049 Man, what makes a beautiful girl like that... 1693 01:05:49,125 --> 01:05:52,788 wanna go out with a short, slimy sauerkraut-suckin'... 1694 01:05:52,862 --> 01:05:54,727 short and slimy motherfucker like that? 1695 01:05:54,797 --> 01:05:56,230 I'm-a go ask. 1696 01:05:56,299 --> 01:05:58,824 Hold it. Aren't we supposed to lay back a little bit? 1697 01:05:58,901 --> 01:06:00,732 I'm gonna throw him off his game, man. 1698 01:06:00,803 --> 01:06:03,135 Looks like we got company, y'all. 1699 01:06:05,675 --> 01:06:07,540 Oh, man! It's Griles! 1700 01:06:07,610 --> 01:06:10,078 Yo, Fab, you got any ideas, man? 1701 01:06:10,146 --> 01:06:11,340 Plenty, baby. 1702 01:06:11,414 --> 01:06:13,405 I got you covered like a rug on this one. 1703 01:06:13,483 --> 01:06:14,575 Watch this. 1704 01:06:14,651 --> 01:06:15,845 Come back, Daddy. 1705 01:06:15,918 --> 01:06:17,078 Baby, I'll be back. 1706 01:06:25,461 --> 01:06:27,019 Ooh, Daddy, you're home! 1707 01:06:27,096 --> 01:06:28,688 You lookin' good tonight, girl. 1708 01:06:28,765 --> 01:06:30,027 Mm. How you been? 1709 01:06:30,099 --> 01:06:31,361 Everything's cool. Looky here, baby... 1710 01:06:31,434 --> 01:06:34,460 you see that kid in that car back over there? 1711 01:06:34,537 --> 01:06:35,936 Yeah, I see him. 1712 01:06:36,005 --> 01:06:37,529 I want you to go over there... 1713 01:06:37,607 --> 01:06:39,336 and I want you to rock his world. 1714 01:06:39,409 --> 01:06:40,876 - You hear me? - Yes, Daddy. 1715 01:06:40,943 --> 01:06:42,843 I want you to make him scream. 1716 01:06:42,912 --> 01:06:44,209 Anything for you, Daddy. 1717 01:06:44,280 --> 01:06:45,508 Yeah. Handle it, girl. 1718 01:06:45,581 --> 01:06:48,379 You look pretty hungry back there, baby. 1719 01:06:48,451 --> 01:06:50,351 Why don't you call me... 1720 01:06:50,420 --> 01:06:52,354 when you're ready for dessert, big boy? Rrr! 1721 01:07:07,236 --> 01:07:09,431 That's what I'm talkin' about! 1722 01:07:09,505 --> 01:07:11,097 What's he got that I don't got? 1723 01:07:11,174 --> 01:07:12,198 I'm-a go ask. 1724 01:07:12,275 --> 01:07:13,503 Hold that. 1725 01:07:13,576 --> 01:07:15,771 You got soda all on my jacket. 1726 01:07:15,845 --> 01:07:18,541 I got half a burger and soda on my jacket. 1727 01:07:18,614 --> 01:07:20,275 Why am I gonna do that? 1728 01:07:48,411 --> 01:07:49,969 I'm suspending you 2 from the force... 1729 01:07:50,046 --> 01:07:51,308 effective immediately. 1730 01:07:51,381 --> 01:07:52,814 But, Captain, we got a suspect and a motive... 1731 01:07:52,882 --> 01:07:53,974 in the Nick Crawford murder case. 1732 01:07:54,050 --> 01:07:55,039 We think there might be... 1733 01:07:55,118 --> 01:07:56,107 oil in the hood, Captain. 1734 01:07:56,185 --> 01:07:57,311 Oil? 1735 01:07:57,387 --> 01:07:58,581 That's why Demetrius is buying up all the property. 1736 01:07:58,654 --> 01:07:59,848 You see, Nick Crawford was sitting... 1737 01:07:59,922 --> 01:08:01,549 on the last piece of property on the block. 1738 01:08:01,624 --> 01:08:04,115 And that's why Demetrius had him killed. 1739 01:08:04,193 --> 01:08:06,627 So, wait a minute. What you're telling me... 1740 01:08:06,696 --> 01:08:08,095 is that one of the most successful... 1741 01:08:08,164 --> 01:08:10,257 real estate developers in this city... 1742 01:08:10,333 --> 01:08:12,062 is digging for oil in Harlem? 1743 01:08:12,135 --> 01:08:13,159 - Yeah! - Yeah! 1744 01:08:13,236 --> 01:08:14,294 Listen to me. 1745 01:08:14,370 --> 01:08:16,133 There is oil in Saudi Arabia... 1746 01:08:16,205 --> 01:08:17,297 not Harlem. 1747 01:08:17,373 --> 01:08:19,170 There is oil in Venezuela. 1748 01:08:19,242 --> 01:08:21,972 There is no oil on 125th Street! 1749 01:08:22,044 --> 01:08:23,033 Am I clear? 1750 01:08:23,112 --> 01:08:24,079 But, Captain, if you-- 1751 01:08:24,147 --> 01:08:25,808 You're lucky that Mr. Demetrius... 1752 01:08:25,882 --> 01:08:27,315 is not pressing charges. 1753 01:08:27,383 --> 01:08:29,578 Now, clean out your lockers and get out of here! 1754 01:08:35,291 --> 01:08:36,952 Hey, Mel, I need some more tape. 1755 01:08:39,862 --> 01:08:40,920 Sue, we gotta get those-- 1756 01:08:40,997 --> 01:08:42,396 Is Teesha around? 1757 01:08:42,465 --> 01:08:43,489 Uh, yeah, she's in the back. 1758 01:08:43,566 --> 01:08:44,658 Thanks a lot. 1759 01:08:44,734 --> 01:08:46,531 Hey, Mel, that tape! 1760 01:08:49,505 --> 01:08:51,598 Ok. You got it? 1761 01:08:51,674 --> 01:08:53,574 - Yeah. - All right, good. 1762 01:08:53,643 --> 01:08:55,110 Yeah, these shoes are much... 1763 01:08:55,178 --> 01:08:56,440 much better. 1764 01:08:58,114 --> 01:09:00,048 Does it have to be so tight? 1765 01:09:00,116 --> 01:09:01,105 Yes, it does. 1766 01:09:01,184 --> 01:09:02,378 Child, for the money you getting paid... 1767 01:09:02,452 --> 01:09:03,714 we can strangle you. 1768 01:09:03,786 --> 01:09:06,482 OK. We'll loosen it after the show, Kelly. 1769 01:09:06,556 --> 01:09:08,023 Don't worry about it. 1770 01:09:08,090 --> 01:09:09,114 Hey, yo, Teesha. 1771 01:09:09,192 --> 01:09:10,921 Can we speak to you for a minute, please? 1772 01:09:10,993 --> 01:09:13,154 Come on, y'all, I can't talk to y'all right now. 1773 01:09:13,229 --> 01:09:14,787 I've got work to do here. 1774 01:09:14,864 --> 01:09:17,856 My first show in New York is tonight. 1775 01:09:17,934 --> 01:09:19,424 It's kind of important. 1776 01:09:19,502 --> 01:09:22,266 All right. Dana, come here. 1777 01:09:22,338 --> 01:09:24,135 Something's wrong in here. Could you-- 1778 01:09:24,207 --> 01:09:27,608 I don't know what it is. Just fix it, please. 1779 01:09:28,744 --> 01:09:30,211 Outfit is really fly. 1780 01:09:30,279 --> 01:09:32,679 It's a new fabric. Imported, thank you. 1781 01:09:32,748 --> 01:09:35,012 Now look, y'all, we all from the same neighborhood... 1782 01:09:35,084 --> 01:09:36,574 and I really want to help y'all out. 1783 01:09:36,652 --> 01:09:37,710 Don't get me wrong. 1784 01:09:37,787 --> 01:09:40,483 But this is my shit happening here tonight, OK? 1785 01:09:40,556 --> 01:09:42,956 And I'm not gonna let y'all mess this up for me. 1786 01:09:43,025 --> 01:09:43,957 Check this out. 1787 01:09:44,026 --> 01:09:45,015 We're not here to mess nothing up. 1788 01:09:45,094 --> 01:09:46,026 We're here to find... 1789 01:09:46,095 --> 01:09:47,187 a little bit more about Mr. Demetrius. 1790 01:09:47,263 --> 01:09:48,753 Well, what do you want to know about him? 1791 01:09:48,831 --> 01:09:50,196 He's my financial backer... 1792 01:09:50,266 --> 01:09:52,131 and he imports this new fiber for me. 1793 01:09:52,201 --> 01:09:53,168 From Germany? 1794 01:09:53,236 --> 01:09:54,703 How'd you know that? 1795 01:09:54,770 --> 01:09:55,998 Where's the warehouse? 1796 01:09:56,072 --> 01:09:57,369 In Brooklyn. Why? 1797 01:09:57,440 --> 01:09:59,032 Don't worry about it. We got it. 1798 01:09:59,108 --> 01:10:01,133 Whatever. I got work to do. I'll see y'all later. 1799 01:10:01,210 --> 01:10:02,336 Save that drama though. Word up. 1800 01:10:04,947 --> 01:10:06,847 Ed Lover. 1801 01:10:06,916 --> 01:10:08,110 What's up, Sherise? 1802 01:10:08,184 --> 01:10:10,379 There she is, baby. 1803 01:10:10,453 --> 01:10:11,977 Baby, y'all look so good. 1804 01:10:12,054 --> 01:10:13,112 What the hell you doing... 1805 01:10:13,189 --> 01:10:14,884 telling people I'm sleeping with you? 1806 01:10:14,957 --> 01:10:16,424 - Sherise-- - Un-uh! Un-uh! 1807 01:10:16,492 --> 01:10:18,187 Yo, I'm telling you, Ed Lover... 1808 01:10:18,261 --> 01:10:20,058 don't fuck with me! 1809 01:10:20,129 --> 01:10:23,621 Ow! Sherise? Sherise! I didn't-- 1810 01:10:24,967 --> 01:10:27,060 3 times this week. Third one. 1811 01:10:27,136 --> 01:10:29,730 She smacked me right in my fucking band-aid, too. 1812 01:10:29,805 --> 01:10:30,897 Come on. 1813 01:10:30,973 --> 01:10:32,907 I swear to God, man. 1814 01:10:32,975 --> 01:10:34,408 How you gonna smack a man with a band-aid on? 1815 01:10:36,679 --> 01:10:37,611 Man, I hope we ain't down here... 1816 01:10:37,680 --> 01:10:38,977 wasting our time, man. 1817 01:10:39,048 --> 01:10:40,242 Man, I feel we're getting real close now. 1818 01:10:40,316 --> 01:10:41,248 We're gonna find something down here... 1819 01:10:41,317 --> 01:10:42,750 and nail him on it. 1820 01:10:42,818 --> 01:10:44,649 I hope so, man. Yo, man, yo, Teesha likes me. 1821 01:10:44,720 --> 01:10:45,778 What?! What Teesha want... 1822 01:10:45,855 --> 01:10:46,787 with somebody like you, man? 1823 01:10:46,856 --> 01:10:47,982 She likes me. 1824 01:10:48,057 --> 01:10:49,388 Why does every girl in the world... 1825 01:10:49,458 --> 01:10:50,823 gotta like you, man? 1826 01:10:50,893 --> 01:10:52,520 They don't have to. They just do, man. 1827 01:10:52,595 --> 01:10:53,562 So you're bugging. 1828 01:10:53,629 --> 01:10:54,561 No, no, you bugging. 1829 01:10:54,630 --> 01:10:55,619 You bugging. 1830 01:10:55,698 --> 01:10:57,325 Yo, I'm not bugging, man. You're bugging. 1831 01:11:09,278 --> 01:11:11,143 Man, it's dark in here. 1832 01:11:11,213 --> 01:11:12,737 That because it's nighttime, man. 1833 01:11:12,815 --> 01:11:14,442 Stop wasting time. Come on. 1834 01:11:14,517 --> 01:11:16,075 Yo, what's the number we're looking for? 1835 01:11:16,152 --> 01:11:18,382 3 and 4. 1836 01:11:20,156 --> 01:11:22,522 Ok. There's 3, there's 4. 1837 01:11:22,592 --> 01:11:24,560 It's over here. Bingo. 1838 01:11:24,627 --> 01:11:26,424 God, please. 1839 01:11:27,964 --> 01:11:29,431 Let's get to work. 1840 01:11:35,304 --> 01:11:37,238 There ain't nothing in these crates... 1841 01:11:37,306 --> 01:11:38,796 except this damn fabric. 1842 01:11:38,874 --> 01:11:40,239 Keep looking, man. You'll find something. 1843 01:11:40,309 --> 01:11:42,106 There's gotta be something in here. 1844 01:11:47,617 --> 01:11:49,778 Damn. Thing's tight. 1845 01:11:52,021 --> 01:11:53,181 Crazy. 1846 01:11:54,590 --> 01:11:57,115 I can't believe this. 1847 01:11:57,193 --> 01:11:59,423 How do you get this open? 1848 01:11:59,495 --> 01:12:01,929 Damn, the thing's locked up tight, too. 1849 01:12:01,998 --> 01:12:04,193 Wait a minute. Look what we got here. 1850 01:12:08,604 --> 01:12:10,367 Mm. Smart enough to put Teesha's name... 1851 01:12:10,439 --> 01:12:11,872 all over the crates, too. 1852 01:12:11,941 --> 01:12:13,408 We're gonna nail his ass. 1853 01:12:13,476 --> 01:12:14,966 We got him, kid. Got him. 1854 01:12:15,044 --> 01:12:17,103 Drop it! 1855 01:12:17,179 --> 01:12:19,010 Call the boss. 1856 01:12:19,081 --> 01:12:20,742 Aw, come on, fellas. 1857 01:12:20,816 --> 01:12:22,113 You know the bad guys are gonna lose. 1858 01:12:22,184 --> 01:12:23,412 That's word up. 1859 01:12:23,486 --> 01:12:24,783 Just like in ''The Magnificent Seven.'' 1860 01:12:24,854 --> 01:12:25,821 Yep. I like that movie. 1861 01:12:25,888 --> 01:12:27,287 Or Bill Cosby and Sidney Poitier... 1862 01:12:27,356 --> 01:12:28,516 in ''Uptown Saturday Night.'' 1863 01:12:28,591 --> 01:12:30,320 I like that. 1864 01:12:30,393 --> 01:12:31,690 Shut up! 1865 01:12:31,761 --> 01:12:33,729 Demetrius. 1866 01:12:33,796 --> 01:12:35,263 Yeah, boss. 1867 01:12:35,331 --> 01:12:37,424 Yeah, we got 'em. 1868 01:12:37,500 --> 01:12:41,027 No. That won't be a problem. 1869 01:12:41,103 --> 01:12:42,070 Can I place a call-- 1870 01:12:42,138 --> 01:12:43,127 Shut up! 1871 01:12:44,907 --> 01:12:47,967 Say good night, boys. 1872 01:12:48,044 --> 01:12:49,568 Don't do it! 1873 01:12:53,416 --> 01:12:54,405 You guys all right? 1874 01:12:54,483 --> 01:12:55,472 Yeah. 1875 01:12:55,551 --> 01:12:56,882 What took you so damn long? 1876 01:12:56,952 --> 01:12:58,010 Proper police procedure. 1877 01:12:58,087 --> 01:12:59,884 Griles. 1878 01:12:59,955 --> 01:13:01,252 What are you guys doing here? 1879 01:13:01,323 --> 01:13:02,585 Demetrius is smuggling guns. 1880 01:13:02,658 --> 01:13:04,023 This warehouse is full of them. 1881 01:13:04,093 --> 01:13:05,355 You got a search warrant? 1882 01:13:05,428 --> 01:13:06,486 Griles, we ain't cops no more. 1883 01:13:06,562 --> 01:13:08,029 Who gives a damn about a search warrant? 1884 01:13:08,097 --> 01:13:10,122 Can we please go pick up Mr. Demetrius? 1885 01:13:33,622 --> 01:13:35,419 These shoes are killing me. 1886 01:13:35,491 --> 01:13:37,925 Go ahead, Kelly. Just keep complaining. 1887 01:13:37,993 --> 01:13:39,858 You'll be modeling post office uniforms... 1888 01:13:39,929 --> 01:13:42,159 I'm telling you. Get up there! 1889 01:13:42,231 --> 01:13:43,994 All you do is complain. 1890 01:13:50,406 --> 01:13:52,806 What's happening, baby? Didn't I see you... 1891 01:13:52,875 --> 01:13:55,105 on the cover of ''Essence Magazine?'' 1892 01:13:55,177 --> 01:13:57,475 Oh, shit. I know you ain't trying to dis me... 1893 01:13:57,546 --> 01:13:59,639 with that bright-ass orange carpet on your head. 1894 01:13:59,715 --> 01:14:03,776 Fuck you! Shit! Hey, yeah. 1895 01:14:03,853 --> 01:14:06,117 Hey! What's happening, baby? 1896 01:14:06,188 --> 01:14:07,246 Didn't I see you... 1897 01:14:07,323 --> 01:14:09,188 on the cover of ''Essence Magazine?'' 1898 01:14:21,604 --> 01:14:23,162 What have you been telling people... 1899 01:14:23,239 --> 01:14:26,037 about my business affairs, Lionel? 1900 01:14:26,108 --> 01:14:27,735 I don't know what you're talking about. 1901 01:14:27,810 --> 01:14:29,971 Don't bother prevaricating. 1902 01:14:30,045 --> 01:14:32,878 Those 2 moronic police officer friends of yours... 1903 01:14:32,948 --> 01:14:35,781 have gotten in my way for the last time. 1904 01:14:35,851 --> 01:14:38,183 They've finally been taken care of. 1905 01:14:38,254 --> 01:14:41,052 And you can be taken care of, too. 1906 01:14:41,123 --> 01:14:43,887 Don't threaten me, Demetrius. 1907 01:14:43,959 --> 01:14:46,689 I don't have to threaten you, Lionel. 1908 01:14:58,674 --> 01:15:01,700 Sashay, sashay, sashay! 1909 01:15:04,146 --> 01:15:05,579 Yo, Lamar. 1910 01:15:05,648 --> 01:15:07,115 Oh, Doctor Dré, Ed Lover, how y'all doing? 1911 01:15:07,183 --> 01:15:08,741 Lamar, where's Demetrius at? 1912 01:15:08,818 --> 01:15:10,911 Oh, he's over there in a fabulous suit. 1913 01:15:10,986 --> 01:15:12,283 6 buttons, buttery leather shoes-- 1914 01:15:12,354 --> 01:15:14,345 All right, thanks, Lamar. 1915 01:15:14,423 --> 01:15:16,482 All right, y'all. Bye. 1916 01:15:31,774 --> 01:15:33,207 Demetrius, where you going? 1917 01:15:33,275 --> 01:15:34,435 I'm sorry. Something came up. 1918 01:15:34,510 --> 01:15:35,499 I have to go. 1919 01:15:35,578 --> 01:15:36,704 Oh, you can't leave now! 1920 01:15:36,779 --> 01:15:38,542 The show is great, but I have to go. 1921 01:15:38,614 --> 01:15:40,809 Come on, Demetrius, don't go! 1922 01:15:40,883 --> 01:15:42,874 Freeze! 1923 01:15:42,952 --> 01:15:45,352 You're under arrest. 1924 01:15:45,421 --> 01:15:47,355 Your chief is gonna be awfully upset... 1925 01:15:47,423 --> 01:15:48,788 when he hears how I've been treated. 1926 01:15:48,858 --> 01:15:50,120 First, he's gonna hear about those guns... 1927 01:15:50,192 --> 01:15:52,023 you running through Teesha's warehouse. 1928 01:15:52,094 --> 01:15:53,459 And then we're gonna pin Nick's murder... 1929 01:15:53,529 --> 01:15:55,497 - to your ass. - That's absurd. 1930 01:15:55,564 --> 01:15:57,691 If there's any guns in Ms. Braxton's warehouse... 1931 01:15:57,766 --> 01:15:59,324 I know nothing about it. 1932 01:15:59,401 --> 01:16:01,494 And as far as Nick Crawford goes... 1933 01:16:01,570 --> 01:16:02,901 I never murdered anyone. 1934 01:16:02,972 --> 01:16:04,701 If you didn't, then who did? 1935 01:16:06,442 --> 01:16:09,240 You ever read the bible? 1936 01:16:09,311 --> 01:16:10,972 The book of ''Daniel'' says, 1937 01:16:11,046 --> 01:16:14,743 ''Every man's sword shall be against his brother.'' 1938 01:16:14,817 --> 01:16:18,082 Man, what the hell are you talking about? 1939 01:16:32,668 --> 01:16:33,999 Hello, yes. This is Lionel Douglas. 1940 01:16:34,069 --> 01:16:36,230 I want to book a flight for Jamaica. 1941 01:16:36,305 --> 01:16:38,170 Yes, tonight, yes, yes. 1942 01:16:38,240 --> 01:16:40,731 You already have my credit card number there. 1943 01:16:40,809 --> 01:16:43,277 Yes. 1944 01:16:43,345 --> 01:16:45,609 Come on, come on, come on. 1945 01:16:45,681 --> 01:16:48,707 Lionel Douglas. Right, that's it, yes. 1946 01:16:48,784 --> 01:16:50,445 OK, that's tonight, right? 1947 01:16:50,519 --> 01:16:52,612 OK. I'll be there. Thank you. 1948 01:16:56,358 --> 01:16:59,122 Why'd you go to work for Demetrius, Lionel? 1949 01:16:59,194 --> 01:17:01,355 What are you doing in my house?! 1950 01:17:01,430 --> 01:17:03,990 We had a talk with him tonight. 1951 01:17:04,066 --> 01:17:05,658 I smoothed over... 1952 01:17:05,734 --> 01:17:07,497 some uptown feathers for the man. 1953 01:17:07,569 --> 01:17:08,934 There's nothing wrong with that. 1954 01:17:09,004 --> 01:17:11,370 What's in Jamaica, man? 1955 01:17:11,440 --> 01:17:12,668 Vacation. 1956 01:17:12,741 --> 01:17:14,606 Kind of a spur of the moment thing, huh? 1957 01:17:14,677 --> 01:17:16,668 Yes, Ed. 1958 01:17:16,745 --> 01:17:19,509 What else were you doing for Demetrius? 1959 01:17:19,581 --> 01:17:21,310 I told you. 1960 01:17:21,383 --> 01:17:22,645 Nothing else? 1961 01:17:22,718 --> 01:17:26,245 What's your point, Ed? 1962 01:17:26,322 --> 01:17:27,584 This is my point. 1963 01:17:27,656 --> 01:17:28,714 We found a warehouse full of guns... 1964 01:17:28,791 --> 01:17:31,351 out in Brooklyn, and maybe you know about that. 1965 01:17:31,427 --> 01:17:33,987 And maybe you know who killed Nick. 1966 01:17:34,063 --> 01:17:36,327 I don't know anything about warehouse guns... 1967 01:17:36,398 --> 01:17:39,458 or who put that bullet in Nick. 1968 01:17:42,004 --> 01:17:44,529 Bullet? 1969 01:17:44,606 --> 01:17:47,734 Everybody thinks Nick was killed in an explosion. 1970 01:17:47,810 --> 01:17:51,109 The police didn't say nothing about no bullet. 1971 01:17:51,180 --> 01:17:52,909 How'd you know he got shot, Lionel? 1972 01:17:52,982 --> 01:17:54,210 Where you there? 1973 01:18:00,122 --> 01:18:02,147 Why'd you kill Nick, man? 1974 01:18:05,227 --> 01:18:06,956 I tried to save Nick. 1975 01:18:07,029 --> 01:18:09,520 I said, ''Nicky... 1976 01:18:09,598 --> 01:18:12,396 sell the property.'' 1977 01:18:12,468 --> 01:18:13,992 But he wouldn't listen. 1978 01:18:14,069 --> 01:18:16,936 What was I supposed to do? 1979 01:18:19,174 --> 01:18:22,166 That shit don't make no difference, man. 1980 01:18:22,244 --> 01:18:24,041 Nick loved you. 1981 01:18:24,113 --> 01:18:27,082 You killed your best friend... 1982 01:18:27,149 --> 01:18:29,447 you sorry motherfucker! 1983 01:18:29,518 --> 01:18:33,010 Just shut up! Just shut up! 1984 01:18:33,088 --> 01:18:34,350 Demetrius was setting me up. 1985 01:18:34,423 --> 01:18:36,254 He was gonna ruin me... 1986 01:18:36,325 --> 01:18:40,193 and I couldn't let that happen. 1987 01:18:40,262 --> 01:18:42,196 I'm on my way now... 1988 01:18:42,264 --> 01:18:45,756 to take care of Mr. Demetrius. 1989 01:18:45,834 --> 01:18:46,823 But now, I have to... 1990 01:18:46,902 --> 01:18:50,463 take care of you first, Ed. 1991 01:18:50,539 --> 01:18:52,700 I am sorry, Ed. 1992 01:18:54,777 --> 01:18:57,473 Not as sorry as I am. 1993 01:18:57,546 --> 01:18:58,570 You all right, man? 1994 01:18:58,647 --> 01:18:59,978 Yeah, I'm straight, man. 1995 01:19:00,049 --> 01:19:02,142 Son of a-- 1996 01:19:02,418 --> 01:19:03,180 Well, boys... 1997 01:19:03,252 --> 01:19:04,719 Demetrius and Lionel are behind bars. 1998 01:19:04,787 --> 01:19:06,778 I still don't know why anyone would want to kill Nick. 1999 01:19:06,855 --> 01:19:08,322 There's a lot of sick people in this world. 2000 01:19:08,390 --> 01:19:10,654 The important thing is that you guys were right. 2001 01:19:10,726 --> 01:19:14,423 How'd you like to rejoin the department? 2002 01:19:14,496 --> 01:19:16,794 No, I don't think so. 2003 01:19:16,865 --> 01:19:17,957 Not even if I made you... 2004 01:19:18,033 --> 01:19:19,864 the youngest detectives on the force? 2005 01:19:21,036 --> 01:19:22,333 - Nope. - No, I don't think so. 2006 01:19:22,404 --> 01:19:23,803 We're not cut out for police work, man. 2007 01:19:23,872 --> 01:19:24,839 Nah, too violent. 2008 01:19:24,907 --> 01:19:25,874 Well, what are you guys gonna do? 2009 01:19:25,941 --> 01:19:27,431 I mean, it's not like you found oil. 2010 01:19:27,509 --> 01:19:28,999 You guys need jobs. 2011 01:19:29,078 --> 01:19:30,136 We'll think of something. 2012 01:19:30,212 --> 01:19:31,270 You know us. 2013 01:19:45,761 --> 01:19:47,023 Yo, check this out. 2014 01:19:47,096 --> 01:19:48,188 I'm going to the store... 2015 01:19:48,263 --> 01:19:49,457 to get us some more 40 ouncers... 2016 01:19:49,531 --> 01:19:51,328 so we can all celebrate. 2017 01:19:51,400 --> 01:19:52,867 Forty... 2018 01:19:52,935 --> 01:19:55,267 Go grab a beam, man. 2019 01:20:04,113 --> 01:20:06,638 Hey, George, help Mickey with that beam, man. 2020 01:20:06,715 --> 01:20:07,704 All right. 2021 01:20:19,194 --> 01:20:21,094 Yo, Dré. Check this out, man. 2022 01:20:32,374 --> 01:20:34,706 I miss Nick, man. 2023 01:20:34,776 --> 01:20:36,266 So do I, man. 2024 01:20:39,381 --> 01:20:41,781 Oh. Oh, y'all just got men working in here. 2025 01:20:41,850 --> 01:20:43,010 Where's all the women at? 2026 01:20:43,085 --> 01:20:44,017 What's up, Teesha? 2027 01:20:44,086 --> 01:20:45,075 How y'all doin'? 2028 01:20:45,154 --> 01:20:46,519 Sorry how everything turned out. 2029 01:20:46,588 --> 01:20:48,818 Yeah, well, you know, life goes on. 2030 01:20:48,891 --> 01:20:50,586 Hey, we could always use another barber. 2031 01:20:50,659 --> 01:20:53,025 No, got a job. Thank you. 2032 01:20:59,168 --> 01:21:01,830 Dré, where the hell you get that cannon from, man? 2033 01:21:01,904 --> 01:21:03,428 I hate rats, man. 2034 01:21:06,275 --> 01:21:08,766 Yo, what's that black stuff? 2035 01:21:24,426 --> 01:21:25,552 I worked for 3 hours for this shit. 2036 01:21:25,627 --> 01:21:27,219 I'm telling you, this new Spike Lee joint... 2037 01:21:27,296 --> 01:21:28,320 they're ''Crooklyn,'' man. 2038 01:21:28,397 --> 01:21:30,160 Ed told me this is the new Arsenio. 2039 01:21:30,232 --> 01:21:31,790 - Arsenio who? - Arsenio Hall. 2040 01:21:31,867 --> 01:21:34,097 Nah, Dré told me this is Arsenio Hall cut. 2041 01:21:34,169 --> 01:21:36,103 It's the ''New Jack City, Part 7.'' 2042 01:21:36,171 --> 01:21:37,103 See, I know Wesley. 2043 01:21:37,172 --> 01:21:38,139 He wouldn't go out like that. 2044 01:21:38,207 --> 01:21:39,299 This original Shabba Ranks? 2045 01:21:39,374 --> 01:21:42,070 I got your Shabba Ranks, Buster. 2046 01:21:42,144 --> 01:21:43,406 See you later. Yo, Dré, 2047 01:21:43,478 --> 01:21:44,911 I thought once we struck oil, man... 2048 01:21:44,980 --> 01:21:46,277 we wouldn't have to work here no more. 2049 01:21:46,348 --> 01:21:47,280 I know, man. I thought... 2050 01:21:47,349 --> 01:21:48,316 things were gonna get better... 2051 01:21:48,383 --> 01:21:49,315 being rich and wealthy now-- 2052 01:21:49,384 --> 01:21:50,351 We'd be laying on beaches... 2053 01:21:50,419 --> 01:21:51,477 with girls with little bikinis. 2054 01:21:51,553 --> 01:21:52,542 Know what I'm saying? 2055 01:21:52,621 --> 01:21:54,088 Third time in 2 days... 2056 01:21:54,156 --> 01:21:55,487 you cut my hair, man. 2057 01:21:55,557 --> 01:21:57,616 I can't help it. We ain't got no customers. 2058 01:21:57,693 --> 01:21:59,251 They got all the damn customers. Look at 'em. 2059 01:21:59,328 --> 01:22:01,387 Yeah, Dré and his Fat Albert ass. 2060 01:22:01,463 --> 01:22:02,794 Man, like he stink! 2061 01:22:02,864 --> 01:22:03,888 - Mmm! - Mmm! 2062 01:22:03,966 --> 01:22:06,093 And the world's coming to an end. 2063 01:22:06,168 --> 01:22:08,227 - Mm-hmm! - Mm-hmm! 2064 01:22:08,303 --> 01:22:10,965 Hey, guys, can I get a cut? 2065 01:22:12,407 --> 01:22:14,170 Whoo 2066 01:22:14,243 --> 01:22:15,210 Come on 2067 01:22:15,277 --> 01:22:16,301 Whoo 2068 01:22:16,378 --> 01:22:17,504 Come on 2069 01:22:17,579 --> 01:22:19,979 Who's the man with the master plan? 2070 01:22:20,048 --> 01:22:22,209 Who's the man? Who's the man? 2071 01:22:22,284 --> 01:22:23,876 Who's the man with the master plan? 2072 01:22:23,952 --> 01:22:24,919 Hey, how you guys been? 2073 01:22:24,987 --> 01:22:26,386 Just great, Sarge. 2074 01:22:26,455 --> 01:22:28,218 Can you hold your head to the side, Sarge? 2075 01:22:28,290 --> 01:22:29,655 That looks great, Sarge. 2076 01:22:29,725 --> 01:22:30,987 You know, if you had a pony tail... 2077 01:22:31,059 --> 01:22:31,991 everything would be just right. 2078 01:22:32,060 --> 01:22:32,992 Oh, is that right? 2079 01:22:33,061 --> 01:22:34,688 Ow, ow! What are you doing? 2080 01:22:34,763 --> 01:22:35,695 Nothing. Don't worry about it, Sarge. 2081 01:22:35,764 --> 01:22:36,731 I got this. 2082 01:22:36,798 --> 01:22:38,322 We professionals. Remember? 2083 01:22:38,400 --> 01:22:39,367 I'll take that. 2084 01:22:39,434 --> 01:22:40,366 Ouch! Ow. 2085 01:22:40,435 --> 01:22:41,367 Move your head to the left, Sarge. 2086 01:22:41,436 --> 01:22:42,528 What's that thing for? 2087 01:22:42,604 --> 01:22:44,265 Don't worry about that. These won't hurt at all. 2088 01:22:44,339 --> 01:22:46,967 Professionals. We're professionals. 2089 01:22:47,042 --> 01:22:48,270 Put your head down, please. Down. 2090 01:22:48,343 --> 01:22:49,935 This is what we did before we were police offices. 2091 01:22:50,012 --> 01:22:51,104 Couldn't you use the mirrors? Ow, ow. 2092 01:22:51,179 --> 01:22:53,079 Oh, we will be using mirrors before it's done. 2093 01:22:53,148 --> 01:22:54,706 How's things down at the precinct, Sarge? 2094 01:22:54,783 --> 01:22:55,875 Good. 2095 01:22:55,951 --> 01:22:57,179 Ok. Down there. 2096 01:22:57,252 --> 01:22:58,742 Could you hold your head down to the side, please, sir? 2097 01:22:58,820 --> 01:23:00,788 You know, you really are bashful... 2098 01:23:00,856 --> 01:23:02,517 I'm not paying for this. 2099 01:23:02,591 --> 01:23:05,082 Could you just kind of turn your head this way! 2100 01:23:05,160 --> 01:23:07,355 Ow! 2101 01:23:07,429 --> 01:23:08,862 I used to kick it with the thugs 2102 01:23:08,930 --> 01:23:10,227 Pushin' drugs in the park 2103 01:23:10,299 --> 01:23:11,425 Makin' every mark 2104 01:23:11,500 --> 01:23:12,831 That was out after dark 2105 01:23:12,901 --> 01:23:13,868 Stick 'em for their loot 2106 01:23:13,935 --> 01:23:15,459 Cut 'em up, then l'd dash 2107 01:23:15,537 --> 01:23:16,561 And when I had to shoot 2108 01:23:16,638 --> 01:23:17,866 I'd nutted up for the cash 2109 01:23:17,939 --> 01:23:19,930 Ran down the block with my .45 Glock 2110 01:23:20,008 --> 01:23:22,442 Capped off a round, everybody hit the ground 2111 01:23:22,511 --> 01:23:24,570 The next thing I heard was a siren 2112 01:23:24,646 --> 01:23:27,137 Couldn't turn around, money grip kept firin' 2113 01:23:27,215 --> 01:23:29,740 Runnin' for the ride, I can't go inside 2114 01:23:29,818 --> 01:23:32,150 I'd rather that I died, I got too much pride 2115 01:23:32,220 --> 01:23:34,518 I guess it's just something that you can't understand 2116 01:23:34,589 --> 01:23:37,820 My gun's in my hand, tell me who's the man? 2117 01:23:37,893 --> 01:23:40,361 Who's the man with the master plan? 2118 01:23:40,429 --> 01:23:42,897 Who's the man? Who's the man? 2119 01:23:42,964 --> 01:23:45,592 Who's the man with the master plan? 2120 01:23:45,667 --> 01:23:47,931 Who's the man? Who's the man? 2121 01:23:48,003 --> 01:23:50,471 Who's the man with the master plan? 2122 01:23:50,539 --> 01:23:52,939 Who's the man? Who's the man? 2123 01:23:53,008 --> 01:23:55,772 Who's the man with the master plan? 2124 01:23:55,844 --> 01:23:57,971 Who's the man? Who's the man? 2125 01:23:58,046 --> 01:24:00,241 Mic check, here I go again, check me out 2126 01:24:00,315 --> 01:24:01,247 Bust the flavor 2127 01:24:01,316 --> 01:24:02,248 Hey 2128 01:24:02,317 --> 01:24:04,046 You know my clout, rough and rugged 2129 01:24:04,119 --> 01:24:05,848 Funk's the contact I hit you with 2130 01:24:05,921 --> 01:24:08,355 To make your head split, trip, and do a backflip 2131 01:24:08,423 --> 01:24:10,914 I swing it hard-core, like an orangutan 2132 01:24:10,992 --> 01:24:12,926 I bring it wicked, and freak the funk slang 2133 01:24:12,994 --> 01:24:14,188 Like, goddamn 2134 01:24:14,262 --> 01:24:15,889 Yeah, dude, gnarly, fuckin'-a 2135 01:24:15,964 --> 01:24:17,898 I don't Play-Doh, my nickname ain't Clay 2136 01:24:17,966 --> 01:24:19,058 Hittin' switches 2137 01:24:19,134 --> 01:24:20,999 Off and on, off and on, it's on 2138 01:24:21,069 --> 01:24:23,264 Off and on, off and on, it's on 2139 01:24:23,338 --> 01:24:25,499 Off and on, off and on, it's on 2140 01:24:25,574 --> 01:24:27,769 Off and on, off and on, it's on 2141 01:24:27,843 --> 01:24:28,969 Hittin' switches 2142 01:24:29,044 --> 01:24:30,944 Off and on, off and on, it's on 2143 01:24:31,012 --> 01:24:32,946 Off and on, off and on, it's on 2144 01:24:33,014 --> 01:24:35,812 Off and on, off and on, it's on 2145 01:24:35,884 --> 01:24:37,749 Off and on, off and on, it's on 2146 01:24:37,819 --> 01:24:38,945 What's the law? 2147 01:24:39,020 --> 01:24:40,214 Pimp or die 2148 01:24:40,288 --> 01:24:41,312 What's the law? 2149 01:24:41,390 --> 01:24:42,584 Pimp or die 2150 01:24:42,657 --> 01:24:43,783 What's the law? 2151 01:24:43,859 --> 01:24:45,053 Pimp or die 2152 01:24:45,127 --> 01:24:46,059 What's the law? 2153 01:24:46,128 --> 01:24:47,390 Pimp or die 2154 01:24:47,462 --> 01:24:49,487 To my niggas uptown, gotta pimp or die 2155 01:24:49,564 --> 01:24:51,896 To my niggas downtown, gotta pimp or die 2156 01:24:51,967 --> 01:24:54,561 To my niggas crosstown, gotta pimp or die 2157 01:24:54,636 --> 01:24:57,434 To my niggas round town, gotta pimp or die 2158 01:24:57,506 --> 01:24:58,871 I just jump in my cab 2159 01:24:58,940 --> 01:25:00,339 Drive up the ave 2160 01:25:00,409 --> 01:25:02,969 Talkin' on my cellular, huh, I'm too cool to laugh 2161 01:25:03,044 --> 01:25:04,739 I'm the man, that's how I get down 2162 01:25:04,813 --> 01:25:06,280 I follow through, knock the boots 2163 01:25:06,348 --> 01:25:07,940 And then I got the stiff change 2164 01:25:08,016 --> 01:25:10,041 Ease up, what's that all about? 2165 01:25:10,118 --> 01:25:12,279 Why you wanna try to play 3rd Eye out? 2166 01:25:12,354 --> 01:25:15,118 Ease up, what's that all about? 2167 01:25:15,190 --> 01:25:17,818 Why you wanna try to play 3rd Eye out? 2168 01:25:17,893 --> 01:25:19,360 Somebody said my shit ain't hip 2169 01:25:19,428 --> 01:25:20,554 What's up with that? 2170 01:25:20,629 --> 01:25:21,926 Somebody said my shit ain't phat 2171 01:25:21,997 --> 01:25:23,123 Do you believe that? 2172 01:25:23,198 --> 01:25:24,597 Somebody said my shit ain't hip 2173 01:25:24,666 --> 01:25:25,758 What's up with that? 2174 01:25:25,834 --> 01:25:27,199 Somebody said my shit ain't phat 2175 01:25:27,269 --> 01:25:29,430 Well, that's OK, that's OK, you know me 2176 01:25:29,504 --> 01:25:31,699 I been on some bad shit, checkin' who oughta pay 2177 01:25:31,773 --> 01:25:33,900 Step quick, 3rd Eye's protected, G 2178 01:25:33,975 --> 01:25:36,000 Don't even sleep, my gangsta ghetto party 2179 01:25:36,077 --> 01:25:37,374 Enclosed by the cops 2180 01:25:37,446 --> 01:25:38,936 So go ahead with that, you're dead with that 2181 01:25:39,014 --> 01:25:41,414 Trouble's coming, ease up when I freeze up 2182 01:25:41,483 --> 01:25:43,007 Into mes, I'll be makin' Gs 2183 01:25:43,084 --> 01:25:44,676 I'm a bad boy, I'm makin' a move, boy 2184 01:25:44,753 --> 01:25:46,414 I paid my dues, boy, I was doin' bigs 2185 01:25:46,488 --> 01:25:47,978 While y'all was still kids at school 2186 01:25:48,056 --> 01:25:50,820 Ease up, what's that all about? 2187 01:25:50,892 --> 01:25:53,122 Why you wanna try to play 3rd Eye out? 2188 01:25:53,195 --> 01:25:55,857 Ease up, what's that all about? 2189 01:25:55,931 --> 01:25:58,456 Why you wanna try to play 3rd eye out? 2190 01:25:58,533 --> 01:26:02,902 Hey, baby 2191 01:26:02,971 --> 01:26:04,996 Ho 2192 01:26:05,073 --> 01:26:07,837 She, she 2193 01:26:07,909 --> 01:26:10,537 Do you wanna pump? Do you wanna pump with me? 2194 01:26:10,612 --> 01:26:12,910 Do you wanna pump? Do you wanna pump with me? 2195 01:26:12,981 --> 01:26:15,313 Do you wanna pump? Do you wanna pump with me? 2196 01:26:15,383 --> 01:26:17,647 Do you wanna pump? Show me with your body 2197 01:26:17,719 --> 01:26:19,687 If you don't wanna get sexy, babe 2198 01:26:19,754 --> 01:26:22,552 If you don't wanna get nasty 2199 01:26:22,624 --> 01:26:24,683 Maybe we can compromise 2200 01:26:24,759 --> 01:26:27,193 And both get a little bit freaky 2201 01:26:27,262 --> 01:26:28,194 Slide 2202 01:26:28,263 --> 01:26:29,457 Right over here 2203 01:26:29,531 --> 01:26:32,159 And let me rub that body 2204 01:26:32,234 --> 01:26:34,464 Maybe you would like it, girl 2205 01:26:34,536 --> 01:26:36,766 It might get you in the mood, gee, yeah 2206 01:26:36,838 --> 01:26:39,272 Let's go through the motions, baby 2207 01:26:39,341 --> 01:26:41,502 Let's go through the motions, baby 2208 01:26:41,576 --> 01:26:44,067 Let's go through the motions, baby 2209 01:26:44,145 --> 01:26:46,204 Every night and every day 2210 01:26:46,281 --> 01:26:48,772 Let's go through the motions, baby 2211 01:26:48,850 --> 01:26:50,977 Yeah-eah-eah-eah-eah 2212 01:26:51,052 --> 01:26:53,543 Let's go through the motions, baby 2213 01:26:53,622 --> 01:26:55,954 Gee-ee-ee 2214 01:26:56,024 --> 01:26:57,013 Jodeci, sing 2215 01:26:57,092 --> 01:26:59,526 It won't be long 2216 01:26:59,594 --> 01:27:00,891 We can go home 2217 01:27:00,962 --> 01:27:03,863 If you wanna go home 2218 01:27:03,932 --> 01:27:06,628 I say it won't, I'll say it again 2219 01:27:06,701 --> 01:27:08,828 It won't be long 2220 01:27:08,904 --> 01:27:11,372 If you wanna moan 2221 01:27:11,439 --> 01:27:13,839 'Cause you look so sexy, baby 2222 01:27:13,909 --> 01:27:15,672 You really turn me on 2223 01:27:15,744 --> 01:27:17,371 Oh oh oh 2224 01:27:17,445 --> 01:27:21,779 Loving you 2225 01:27:21,850 --> 01:27:24,318 I'm so glad to have you 2226 01:27:27,289 --> 01:27:28,381 Loving you 2227 01:27:28,456 --> 01:27:31,186 Hey, yeah 2228 01:27:31,259 --> 01:27:33,693 And I'm so glad to have you 2229 01:27:35,163 --> 01:27:37,654 Hey, cutie, if it's your style 2230 01:27:37,732 --> 01:27:40,166 Come stay with me a while 2231 01:27:40,235 --> 01:27:44,331 And hypnotize me with your sexy ways 2232 01:27:44,406 --> 01:27:47,204 And, baby, it is no surprise 2233 01:27:47,275 --> 01:27:49,869 How you've come into my life 2234 01:27:49,945 --> 01:27:51,936 And changed my way of thinking 2235 01:27:52,013 --> 01:27:54,481 I believe in love this time 2236 01:27:54,549 --> 01:27:57,245 And I'm lovin' you, baby 2237 01:27:57,319 --> 01:27:59,310 In your arms I want to be 2238 01:27:59,387 --> 01:28:01,855 Ooh, this time, I realize 2239 01:28:01,923 --> 01:28:04,323 That I want you here with me 2240 01:28:04,392 --> 01:28:06,758 And I'm lovin' you, baby 2241 01:28:06,828 --> 01:28:09,194 And you're all I want, so stay 2242 01:28:09,264 --> 01:28:12,859 I have never had a lover love this way 2243 01:28:12,934 --> 01:28:14,333 I, I, I, I 2244 01:28:14,402 --> 01:28:16,131 Ooh, boy 2245 01:28:16,204 --> 01:28:18,729 In your arms I want to be 2246 01:28:18,807 --> 01:28:21,332 Ooh, this time I realize 2247 01:28:21,409 --> 01:28:23,673 That I want you here with me 2248 01:28:23,745 --> 01:28:25,872 And I'm lovin' you, baby 2249 01:28:25,947 --> 01:28:28,507 And you're all I want, so stay 2250 01:28:28,583 --> 01:28:32,212 I have never had a lover love this way 2251 01:28:32,287 --> 01:28:33,982 I, I, I, I 2252 01:28:34,055 --> 01:28:36,546 Come and stay with me, where you ought to be 2253 01:28:36,625 --> 01:28:38,923 You will see how true love can be 2254 01:28:38,994 --> 01:28:42,361 If you stay with me, I will make you happy 2255 01:28:42,430 --> 01:28:43,692 I want you 2256 01:28:43,765 --> 01:28:46,529 Come and stay with me, and I will love... 156291