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The world does help eight heroes, as his people tell him.

But never a name went down to fame without a term.

But never a man that opted, no war was to be moved, but none of them no harbors got intelligent Mr. Doe.

With never a name went down to fame without a term.

We're never a name went down to fame without a term.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

Hello!

Hello!

You!

Hello, you jacks!

Hello, Toad!

Oh...

Great!

Have a look!

Hello!

Hello!

Hello!

You!

Hey!

Hello, you jacks!

Hello, Toad!

Have a look at that thing!

This is the line, eh?

Such elegant, such smooth, such silent speed!

Not quite as much silence as there was, Toad!

What?

I said it's not as silent as it was.

Hey!

How do you be?

Toad?

What is that contraption?

It's a lazy thing!

Measure!

It's the only thing!

Ha-ha!

A steam-powered canto!

Oh...

Yes, it's a great deal of skill, aren't you?

Oh, yes, it would.

One needs a natural sense of balance and understanding of the river,

and the keen senses of a natural navigator.

Toad!

But as I was saying to the Secretary of the Helly Regatta,

Toad!

There are some people for whom the river is an open book!

Toad!

Ahead of you!

For whom every curve and ripple spells out a meaning,

to whom the river speaks, to whom it says...

Look out!

No, no, no, no!

You're down, Toad!

I got a hicomoga!

Oh!

Who asked?

Help!

Toad!

It's me!

You've got to be safe for a band of new ships!

Oh!

The same me!

You all the fun, Toad!

A me!

No, no, no, no, no, no, me!

Me!

Oh, yes!

Yes, Toad!

Oh, dear!

Poor Mr. Toad!

Indeed, my dear Chief.

Poor!

Poor Mr. Toad!

Oh, well, all I can say is...

And he's lucky I am the shortest champer than I am!

How do you mean, Toad?

Well, you just have to look at the way I reacted to danger back there, honey.

I mean, lots of the people.

Well, you know, ordinary people would have panicked.

Honestly, Toad, anyone would think it was you that saved us.

It was you that needed fishing out of the river.

Who? What, actually?

What?

I didn't need your help, I'm...

I was enjoying myself tremendously.

Man, there will never be anyone quite like that animal.

Oh, no.

Yes, I suppose you're right, measure.

There never will be anyone cool, I'd like me.

Don't be too sure, my friend.

Don't be too sure.

Hello!

Ah!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Watch it, too, any more amok.

Hey!

I was only...

Did you have a good day at the races, Chief?

Yeah.

I had a excellent day at the races.

I can't wait off.

That's nice, Chief, because I, my son, have come up with a winner.

Ha!

Ha!

Go and get the others.

Right, you got shut up.

I've got news for you.

And there's someone here, what I'd like you to meet.

No!

Chief, it's told.

It's told.

Yeah, I'm mistakeable, aren't I?

Now, in many, where wouldn't you?

You know something else.

Mr. Toadier has very hospitably invited us to live with him at O'Dolce.

Yes.

Chief?

Well, what about, you know, Rotten, Mullen?

Badger.

Oh, yeah.

Who?

You know what to worry about, silly old Rotten, silly old, Mullen, and silly, stupid, pompous old fragile.

Just leave them to me.

Oh, she's...

So, when are we moving in, then, Chief?

Just as soon as we've captured Toad.

All right, Chief.

Just...

But, I thought, I mean...

Mr. Toadier, Chief.

You pathetic evil nothing.

Don't!

I'm Toad.

Not...

Not...

Toad.

Most certainly not.

That's not what I was thinking.

Is in bard, bare-boomed toad, actual services.

Here.

Why's he using that funny voice?

Here.

Why's he using that voice?

Hang on.

I didn't say that.

Did I?

Who is this lout?

Who are you calling a lout?

Now, look here, Toad.

He ain't Toad.

He ain't Mr. Bloomin' Toad of Toadall at all, at all.

He's...

Not...

No.

He's going to be...

He's going to be, ain't ya?

You are going to be Mr. Toad...

Of Toadall.

But I don't.

Quite understand, Chief.

Of course you don't.

That's because you've got to put him for a brain, ain't ya?

How is the isn't bard?

He's an hector.

Oh, yeah.

And an even better con man.

Too kind, Chief.

Con man, Chief.

Exactly.

I've seen him first at the races he was hanging about, and knobs in closure.

Yeah.

Who was he, who was you being?

Oh, um...

The white horn, all tall, syndrome, vard of yah vah.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Yeah.

Oh my goodness.

I...

This is all I've ever heard.

I know it wasn't now, mate.

An absolute full part temper, a winner with a speeder.

Another boss, falling for the moment.

It's being tragic, mate.

Chaching.

Well, for me, Booky, me go watch them too now.

You take him, miserable, blighter.

Solid gold.

Worth a fortune.

Still?

I wonder if, uh, well, um, there you go.

You know, uh, I could like buy the watch off of yah.

I say, what about, uh, getting in half?

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

I mean, you know, it is solid gold, and I need a favor to put on the GG.

Oh, look, better for getting there.

Uh, right.

Yeah, look.

One, one, five.

Well, it's a bargain then.

And here it is.

Oh.

Solid gold, eh?

No, solid brass.

There's nothing inside like you already.

You mean, right, Conda was Cond, something rotten.

After I calmed down a bit, I knew his enemy was born to be partners.

Partners? Chief Weasel and Mr. Toad of Toadle.

You mean him?

I mean him.

But, chief, if he's not told, how?

How do I manage to sound so uncannily like our friend, Mr. Toad?

I am an actor.

I have a natural ear.

And, having had the occasion to study, Mr. Toad, I now feel quite a liberty to say...

I say...

Ha ha ha.

Oh, yeah, you know how it's going to say...

Yes, so, with the assistance of my good friend Isambar, dear, we'll be moving us very soon.

There's rich pickings that Toadle is involved.

So, I believe, chief.

So, I believe.

Ha ha.

Ha ha ha.

Look! Where was his students?

You've been idea of the first place!

I've been a stupid, driven part in me.

Maybe in one job I'm particularly clever.

I don't know, one might have had a little idea.

Hello? Hello, what's there?

Ah, good evening, officer.

Is, erm, something the matter?

Good evening.

Yes, good evening. And if this is anything to do with you, I...

Who? Who is your?

I mean...

You're me.

I mean, you can't be, because I'm me.

I'm... I'm dreaming.

Who must be dreaming?

Listen, dreams. I hope, Mr. Toad.

You!

Oh no! Hey! Help!

You help!

Help! Mr. Toad!

Oh no! Stop me!

No! No!

No! No!

Oh, my gosh!

Oh, my gosh!

So, Chief, on to our new home.

Heh! Heh!

Exactly! He's a molt!

How on you! Oh!

I won't be a minute with the king, Toady.

Hmm? Well, yes, right, hello, chap.

Will you give me the tea pot?

It?

The tea pot?

Where is it?

Usual place, Toad?

Yes. In the sideboard?

No, Toad. In the corner cupboard.

Corner cupboard?

Oh, yes.

Of course!

You don't seem to be altogether yourself, Toad.

You're all right, aren't you?

Fine, thank you, fine.

Our cake.

Only Sponge Cake, I'm afraid.

Oh, my favourite.

Oh, Toad, what nonsense.

What?

Your favourite is cream cake.

You know perfectly well it is.

Mm?

Oh, yes, yes.

Well, I am.

Nice of you to be so polite about it, though.

Ah, yes, well, we toads.

I like that.

Oh, yes.

You are yourself, after all.

Mm-hmm.

By the way, there's an invitation here for you.

Me invitation?

I'm having a little tea party on Saturday, just for close friends.

Ma!

Yeah.

You'll save the Postman's legs.

I should love to come.

It's such a cozy little place.

Well, it suits me.

You're quite right, Mo.

And I think you're just doing here.

Whatever ratty things.

I'm sorry, Toad.

But whatever ratty thinks.

Mm?

Oh, I didn't mean to say that.

It slipped out.

Whatever, do you mean, Toad?

Well, I don't think that he ought to call you a stick in the mud,

even if you don't like boating and traveling.

What?

Mm.

He's quite right, of course, but...

No.

I don't suppose he meant it.

He was probably just in a bad mood.

Mm.

Well, let her go and make the tea.

Do help yourself to cake, Toad.

There's a good chap.

Mm.

Mm.

Yes!

Mm.

And, um, I'm going to help myself do a lot more.

Wait, wait.

Yes, and you've got her looking really spick and spare.

Ratty.

Mm.

Not bad, is she?

Oh, good thing's such fun.

As I said to badger, I don't think it's a waste of time.

A waste of time?

Did you say badger thinks it's a waste of time?

Well, that's not actually what he said.

No.

No, I thought.

Honestly, tell.

No, no.

No, actually, he said something about, um, childish.

Oh.

What was it?

Selfish.

What?

What he was talking about me at first.

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Seems we're two of a kind, eh?

Yes, evidently.

A waste of time?

Boating.

Badger.

I know, Ratty.

I know.

And I said, well, Ratty, I said, maybe old.

Ah.

Mm.

But the pompous interfering old fool is not.

Are you sure you're not making all this up, though?

Me, he'd up.

Making it up.

I say steady on, Badger.

I mean, I know you think I'm foolish and irresponsible, but I'm not one to come between friends.

Nah, am I?

No.

No, you're not told.

I'll grant you that.

Empty it in.

You may be at times, but never cold hearted.

No, mmm. Pompous interfering old fool.

No.

Ratty.

Ratty.

What happened?

Oh, it's...

It's...

I don't know if you can talk to me.

What's that?

I can hear something.

It's a movie car.

Oh, he's coming here with your forest.

Oh!

Get up there, you stupid!

Stop it!

We're just stupid!

Stop it!

I'm going to go for it.

No!

No!

No!

Oh!

Oh dear, are you all right?

What?

I'm bruised, but I'm all right.

Come on.

Come on, everyone.

Are you all right?

Hello, what's this?

What's this?

Mo will be at home at 4pm this Saturday.

Oh, be at home, will he?

Yes.

And so will I.

Badger's bound to be there.

And after the things he said about me.

No.

I shall steer well clear of that little party.

Great pleasure in enjoying your company for tea.

I...

I feel I would not enjoy their company at all.

I never thought I'd live to see the day when.

There, the truth will out.

My dear old father used to say.

Not one.

But one reply.

I can't understand if they might have written even to refuse.

But must close up the trance, Rit?

Oh, beep, beep, beep.

Oh, beep, beep, beep.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

And then he nearly ran over us, Mr. Mo.

Yes.

Oh, my.

You're quite sure there's no mistake.

Mr. Toad wasn't teasing.

No, Mr. Mo.

Turned you out of the old caravan.

Yes, Mr. Mo.

And now we've got no idea.

And he's nearly wintertime.

Well, perhaps that's it.

Maybe he thinks you need somewhere better for the winter.

Perhaps he means to fix you up in the stables, or a barn, or even Toad Hall.

No, Mr. Mo, he's not.

He said we were together and to stay out.

He said we were a new instance.

And the Becca.

The Becca's crouching.

Oh, oh, oh.

And leave it.

I...no.

Stick in the mud or not.

We'll have to go and see Rat and Badger about this and see what they've got to say.

Yes.

Well, thank you, Billy.

Thank you all for telling us your story.

I know it must be painful and upsetting for you.

Yes, it's all right, Mr. Badger.

Yes, well, help yourselves to cake and lemonade.

Of course, thanks, Mr. Badger.

For lemonade and cake.

It just doesn't seem real.

I mean, Toad's always been a silly, selfish chap, but this is downright vicious.

Well, there it is.

A lot of us seem to have changed.

Yes, yes, we do.

I never imagined that you thought of me.

As a pompous, interfering old fool, Ratty.

But...

What?

I never had...

I told...

told me what you said.

I quite understand.

I quite understand.

It's absolute rubbish.

I never said anything remotely like that.

I've never had anything but the deepest regard and respect for you.

Even when you so clearly disapprove of my boating, my love for the river.

I...disapprove?

Ratty?

I don't disapprove.

I never said that.

Ratty?

What Toad told me that you did?

Toad told me that you despised me as a stick in the mud, Ratty.

What?

Me?

Despise you.

Caught Badger.

What's going on, Badger?

Something's going on.

Oh, my.

Yes, yes.

Something mijially unpleasant.

Wait there.

Oh, it's you three, is it?

Yes, Toad.

It's us three.

There are things told that we wish to discuss with you.

No, really.

How interesting.

Is it, um, you know, you're a little bit of a fool.

No, Toad.

I've got some friends in the moment, and since you haven't got any appointment.

A point, Mum?

Yes, it's not convenient for you to call.

Oh, my.

Friends, Toad.

What friends?

Us friends, Mr. Badger.

That's...that's what friends.

Yo.

So it was Weasel's we could hear.

I'm not sure.

I'm not sure.

I'm not sure.

I'm not sure.

I'm not sure.

I'm not sure.

I'm not sure.

Well, they're all full, so it was Weasel's we could hear.

Oh, Toad.

Are they forcing you?

I mean, are they holding you against your will?

There beIOs, too.

Of course they're not forcing me.

I've invited them to share Toad Hall with me.

What?

He fell.

He fell.

He fell.

Oh!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

And the magistrate will have something to say about this.

Oh, poo! To the magistrate?

It's none of his business who I have here.

And it's none of your business either.

But Toad, the magistrate's a...

He most certainly is, Mo.

And you're scoundrel. I have a challenge of mine to...

No, not him. That's not the way.

And if Toad wants these creatures as his friends...

And it's his business.

You're very gracious of you, Begga. I'm sure.

And if you could be so gracious as to take yourselves off my property...

I... All of you? Now?

Begga, just let me...

No, Ratty, no, no. Let us take ourselves off.

Please, please...

We shall not trouble you again. Come Rat, come all.

And that I believe is that.

Not Toad.

Oh my goodness, Badger. But he looked exactly like him.

Talked exactly like him.

Well, yes.

Though there was something about him that made me feel...

Y'all need to see.

He said...

It's none of his business.

None of whose business?

It's just a tratter.

None of the magistrate's business.

I said...

The magistrate will have something to say about this.

Yes, and my word, Chief Bill.

Mrs. Carrington Moss will be...

Oh.

Yes.

None of his business. He did say that.

Yes, well...

He did.

All the same. It must have just been a slip of the...

The...

The teapot.

A slip of the teapot, Mo?

No, no, Ratty. I mean...

He didn't know where the teapot kept.

He came round to tea, you see.

Like he'd been a hundred times before.

And he didn't know where it was kept.

I say...

Mmm...

It was when you told me you thought I was a stick in the...

Oh, my!

Yes.

You see?

By Joe Batcher, I think I'm beginning to...

Another toad.

Yes.

And if that creature is not the real toad,

then where is our friend?

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my goodness me.

Oh, my goodness.

Rosh, it's...

I never want to see another dish.

As long as I live.

Oh, I'll say that toad.

I'll say what I...

Jully, well...

What?

Of course you'd have to try and...

With your eyes closed.

Do you...

Write them?

What?

Well, you were Mr. Toad, so it's only fair, really.

No, yes.

Well, I'm sure he will not go into.

You can do what you like, but I am not.

And that is...

That...

Oh...

Can we really do what we like, Toad?

Yes.

No, all right, all right.

All right, the boat's all right, the boat's all right.

Oh...

Right, it's easy, Tails.

Oh, and then where do I go?

Tails.

It's a cupboard somewhere.

Oh...

No.

It's not that.

But you...

You sit down, she hears me.

She's an age-uniform.

Oh...

Wonder...

Yes.

Why not?

I'm alive, Dummy, before.

I am a master of disguise.

Yeah.

Look at the way I escaped from that deep dark dungeon.

I was that simple, watch a woman, wasn't it?

And if I watch a woman, I'm not a downstairs mate.

Ha ha!

Let me strain the genius of dough!

Come on, Toad, come on, the dishes is waiting.

No, yes!

Sure, Bob!

Mm-hmm.

Mmhm.

Eh, heh, heh, heh.

Eh, heh, heh.

Well, I think we should start to move in on the others.

I'd get rid of that badger character.

Start.

You stand under right in this hole.

Pretty difficult to underate these yokels if you ask me.

I ain't asking you.

And don't get...

here.

We at you.

What?

Oh!

No, it's only a maid.

I did no toad at a maid.

Here you.

Oh, um, yes, sir.

What do you think you're doing?

Oh, I'm doing the dusting.

Your lord ship, if you please, sir.

Oh, what's your name, then?

Um, you see this, sir?

He'd if, eh?

It's nice.

You work for Mr. Toad.

Oh, yes, sir.

And a lovely, handsome, clever person.

Here it's, sir.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

All right then.

Go on.

Get on with it.

Yes, yes, sir.

Thank you, sir.

Just a minute.

Are you talking to me?

Um, yes.

Um, yes, sir.

Um, that's a lovely pair of shoes you're wearing.

It's just not Mr. Toad's.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

The bastard gave him to me.

It's so kind and generous, sir.

Oh, yes, yes, isn't he?

And what about the trousers?

The, uh, uh, the echita, the techita.

Wow, he gave us as well, sir.

Or a cart of, uh, ary, as the most awful coat legs like.

Oh, really?

Oh, really?

Yes.

Oh, really?

Yes.

Oh, yes, oh, yes, oh, yes, oh, yes, oh, yes, oh, yes, oh, yes, oh, yes.

Yeah, it's a pity he couldn't have given you something to hide the ugly face of yours.

Ugly?

Who are you calling out?

Ugly?

I'll go and polish the door lockers, sir.

No, you won't miss that, Toad.

Toad?

But I, I, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,

eh, anything, anything, anything, anything, anything, anything, anything, anything.

Oh.

Hold on.

Yeah, that'd be it.

If you wanted me to go and meet along, you're not gonna need him to stay in the Within

until I make sure that's fine and close the door lockers, and then to keep on asking

me if I want to open here to make sure that when we get to know each other in fact that

Hey.

What is it, Ratty?

What's she doing there?

She?

Oh, that little downstairs maid.

He used to work for Toad.

I worked.

She's pulling away.

Very bulging out of that.

Hang on.

What is it?

It's not a maid.

It's...

No, he can't be.

Oh, Ratty.

Oh.

It's Toad.

Oh my.

Excellent.

Excellent.

Yeah.

You're good, Anosha.

What is that?

He's a delightful, um...

Noshup.

I must compliment you on your, uh...

Kitchen stop.

Oh, yeah.

He's a little treasure, ain't you?

Yeah.

She looks a little weary.

Mmm.

Yeah.

Don't she though?

Yeah, I'll tell you what, Edith.

You can go to bed now.

Just as soon as you've done the washing up.

I see.

What is that?

Oh, no.

Beast.

Absolute beast.

We've got to get him out.

And soon.

And the weasels.

And this other toad.

My word, yes.

Scoundrel at first.

We've got to get ourselves into Toad Hall.

Mmm.

And not through the front door, though.

Is the tunnel?

Exactly.

And who better to lead us through it than you, Mo?

We'll still have to get near to the hall, though, Badger.

Yes.

I think a...

Diversion will be needed.

Right.

Nearly time to go.

Billy, Ernest.

Yes, Mr. Raffy.

You know what to do?

Yes, yes, Mr. Raffy.

We're doing the greatest does...

Does it...

Divers?

Diversion, Billy.

Yes, I know, I know.

Yes, well, off you go.

And do take care.

Yes, Mr. Mole.

Don't worry, Mr. Mole.

Bye, Mr. Mole.

Don't worry, Mr. Mole.

I do hope they'll be all right.

Oh, listen to those villains just listen to their noise.

Billy knows Mr. Raffy nice.

He want to be on the stage.

Yeah.

He checked up on Toad.

Yes, Chief.

Half an hour ago.

Well, check up on him again.

Yes, Chief.

I'll do it.

Well, then I'll be sure it's done by someone with a grain of intelligence.

Yes.

Oh.

Besides, I want to see if there's a 75 clarity in our hosts.

Coosie, a little bedrock.

Oh, yeah.

Helping yourself to the best, oh, yeah.

Sweet to the sweet, Chief.

Sweet to the sweet?

Yeah.

Yeah.

And you don't keep that blooming noise down.

That's it.

The youngsters have done it.

Come on, somebody.

Hey, hey, hey.

Get off her and that way.

Go on.

Quick.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

I've here got them.

What was they firing?

There wasn't far enough in each with great reps and bangers.

What?

Fireworks.

Flipping kids.

All I see is the two-model gothier, sooner.

Ouch.

Ouch.

Do I say you'll get to hurry up?

Oh, I don't.

All right, I'm doing my best.

Yes, but I've been tied up in here for days.

Won't be a minute now, Toad.

You've been a minute already.

Toad, stop complaining.

Stop complaining.

What is it, Red?

Someone coming.

Oh, my goodness.

Back here.

Behind the wine racks.

Quickly.

Yes.

Yes.

Hey, no.

Wait about me.

Don't leave me, I say.

Toad?

Oh, it's you.

What are you up to?

Up to?

What am I up to?

Can I be up to?

I'm tied in my own cellar by you beastly rodders.

Oh, shut up, Toad.

What I'm interested in is your very fine 75-clarid.

Oh, do I need my very fine 75-clarid?

Ha ha ha ha.

You, you, rotta.

Oh, let me see.

Um, hmm.

Yes, it should be somewhere, um...

Yeah.

Oh, oh.

For a chap, the vine seems to have gone to his head.

Yes, that's him.

That's Isambard.

His name's Isambard Beerbo Toad.

He is an actor and he is also a villain.

It's a jolly good job we'd see you first, Toad.

Or we'd have thought he was you.

He's the absolute image.

You do be the nothing of a short road.

Look, look, look, look.

Much closer.

He's just nothing like my nose.

Yes.

Thank you, Toad.

Let's get the rest of these ropes on time before anyone else turns up.

Yes, I'm so very lutely.

And let's get out of here.

Um... yes.

Um, yes.

No, we're about to badger.

Hmm.

What you think, dog?

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Thank you, Mo.

Free.

Free at last.

Oh, now quick.

Come on.

Yeah, that, I know, was our intention.

Was.

It's my intention, don't you worry not to come on.

But we have just had an amazing stroke of luck.

Oh, good.

Right now.

Come on.

And we would be fools not to use it to the fall.

Badger.

Do stop talking.

I want to get out of here.

Just a minute, Toad.

Let's hear what Badger has to say.

Oh.

No.

Just this.

If Isambard can become Toad,

then Toad can become Isambard.

Yes.

What are you talking about?

You mean joining with the Weasel?

Exactly.

A spy in the enemy camp.

By you, Badger.

You've got something there.

Who's going to?

He's gone mad.

Look, Toad, you can't just run.

If this wretch doesn't return with his bottle of claret,

the Chief Weasel is going to come look in for him.

My bottle of claret.

What about it?

Then he'll know that you've escaped.

The game will be up and he'll fortify Toad Hall

against your inevitable attempt to regain it from him.

Yes, but...

but I can't stay here.

Of course not, Toad.

Hey?

Oh, who?

He's going to stay here while you take his place upstairs.

I'll take his place up.

While I take it...

Dress in his clothes.

With him tied up in yours.

I won't do it.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

It's the best way, Toady.

You'll be all right.

Fat Lord, you know about it.

I'll never know the difference.

All you have to do is to pretend to be him pretending to be you.

Oh, me pretending to be him pretending to be you.

Oh, he's that boy I have to do.

That.

And see what you can learn of those villains' plans.

Badger, it's him.

And soon you can go to bed.

And in the morning, you can pretend to leave for London.

And why are you leaving for London?

It's...

It's my silly old aunt.

On her deathbed.

So I hear her, and she's rich as gristle.

Oh, yeah.

Yes.

So, my dear chap,

I thought I'd pop along be carefully nice to the poor old zone.

And persuade her to leave me lots of the...

Clinking stuff.

Oh, yeah.

You can persuade her to leave us all some.

Oh!

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.

Yes!

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.

Mm-hmm.

Well, better make a start, don't you know?

Wouldn't want to get there too late, would I?

If you see what I mean.

Too late.

Oh, yeah.

Oh yeah!

Haha!

Too late!

Yeah!

Haha!

Too late!

Get it out!

Yes, poor simple souls!

They think I'm in London!

Oh, brilliant!

Oh no!

I'll do mine if I have another cream cake!

They kept me off in a sort of cream cake!

The Toad!

I thought you were supposed to be telling us about some plan you'd brilliantly own.

Mmm!

Who's that?

Oh gosh, yes!

They're going to blow you up!

Those are what?

What?

That's what they said!

They're going to blow up your homes, yours and mowland and also ratties!

Oh my goodness, sir!

Well, they've dug holes underneath your homes!

And they're going to fill them with explosives!

And blow them up!

And blow them up!

And you'll have no homes, and you'll have to go away and won't bother them anymore!

Mmm!

Oh, I'm Friday!

Friday!

The day after tomorrow!

Just enough time to organize our defenses!

But...

Yes, Badger!

But we mustn't do anything to arouse their suspicions!

Now then must happen that will make them change their plans!

Like what, Badger?

Like, for instance, is on bard failing to return!

But is it bards tied up in the cellar?

No, toad, you are tied up in the cellar!

And is them bards is about to return!

Er...

I didn't quite...

Oh...

You're not suggesty!

Oh, no, no!

I won't do it!

I am not going back there!

I won't! I won't!

I won't!

And then they hit me over the head and tied me up!

Will you listen?

I am listening!

I am listening, Mr Toad!

If you're isn't bad!

Who was I drinking that nice bottle of your claret with?

His claret! His claret!

With toad you idiot!

That's not a very nice way to talk to the chief! Not very nice!

No, that's right!

You!

Shut up!

So where's Toad now?

How do I know where he is?

You've let him escape! You halfwit!

You'll never see him again!

Er...

Wait a minute...

I don't know, I mean...

How could I have a lump on my head if I hadn't been knocked out?

That's very true, Chief! Very true!

No...

Oh, yeah...

Yeah, I suppose it might be...

Yeah, if that...

Toad, strip me or blow him up and all!

If you ever find him, now get these ropes off!

Now!

What's going on?

It's him! It's Toad! Grab him!

What's Toad on about now?

Hey...

Erm...

Well...

He says you're Toad and...

He is his involved.

I'm Toad!

Mm...

Mm...

Mm...

By Jove, yes, I enjoy where I am!

Mm...

Mm...

Mm...

Mm...

But I've got a lump on my head!

Yes!

Sorry about that, Toad, but you were being very rude to me!

Rude to you!

I'll kill you!

Hey, hey, hey, watch it!

Watch it!

Er...

If you're Ismbard, you'll know what I've been to London for!

Mm...

Won't you?

Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

That's right!

So what's he been to London for then?

I don't know what he's been to London for!

No!

Well, there you are then!

I've been to see my poor old, er...

Well, Richard!

Ha ha ha ha!

Yeah!

Richard, I'm Tiana, deathbed!

Fools! Fools!

I haven't got an auntie!

Nuh-huh!

Well, in that case, you can't be Ismbard!

Can you?

But...

But...

Ha ha!

There, you, Burbrane!

You don't expect us to believe that you never have come back here!

If you'd escaped, do ya?

Hey! That biggie's coward on the riverbank!

I say, steady on!

Steady on!

Ha ha ha ha!

Steady on!

Ha ha ha ha!

Oh, you're doing my treat, Mr. Ismbard!

Mm...

Mind you, Mr. Toad does you quite nice, Ismbard?

Yeah, he had a spool he did!

But I am Ismbard!

Yes, I know you are!

That's right!

Ha ha ha!

And Cancer is lovely bread and water for a couple of days!

Right, Chief.

Very nice, Chief.

Idiots! Fools!

Ha!

Carry on!

You pay for this! Fools!

Ha ha ha!

Yeah, good job you came back when you did!

Nearly had me believing him!

Mm-hmm!

Mm-hmm!

Tch, tch, tch, tch!

He's been off spilling the beans about half-lands

that he has as well as a shot!

Mm-hmm!

Loasting! All of the plans working out!

Oh, by the way...

Perfect. Just perfect.

All three tunnels is dug,

and there's two of the blokes to each tunnel with enough of the stuff

to blow out the answers of Parliament!

Oh, good, good!

Mm-hmm!

Oh!

And then we all goes out together to see messes,

homeless, blooming badger, rat and mole,

off the territory!

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight,

and then we'll go to the next one!

Oh, no!

Oh, no!

Oh, no!

Oh, no!

Oh, no!

Oh, no!

Oh, no!

Oh, no!

Seven, eight, nine, ten!

Oh, no!

Should've gone off.

You're...

...for the minute.

I'll blow it.

Must've gone out.

Go and see.

Me?

Oh, you got it, you little!

Yeah, I'll let it, so you go, first, fair!

Oh, God!

Oh!

Harry, what you doing?

Yep, we're up!

Ah!

Oh!

Oh, that's all right then, Ratty.

I wonder how the others got on.

Erm, me?

Evil to those who evil think.

My dear old father used to say.

Well, now, as soon as I hear that otter and the others have coped with things at my land,

I think we'd better have some explosions,

and I wouldn't like to disappoint those villains at Stone Hall.

Oh!

Erm, done it.

No.

I should be master of Toad Hall, and I will be.

I should I have to lie and cheat my way through like when...

...mucked.

Look, Tizzy.

I'll su-box that.

Come on, come on, what are they doing?

Erm...

Erm...

I've done it!

Badger Rat and Mole!

I've blown their ohms to bits!

I've won!

Ha ha ha, I've won!

Congratulations, Chief.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, right.

Now you come out and have us up.

We're gonna make sure there's nothing left of everyone that will lose,

and then we're gonna throw them out forever.

Right, Chief. Very nice, Chief.

Right. Me and the lads will see them know off.

You make sure as Toad's locked up safe and sound, and keep an eye on the place.

Yes, I'll just meet myself at home.

Ha ha ha ha!

Yeah, I was a good one.

That's a good one, it's about!

Ha ha ha ha ha!

We're ready, Chief.

All right, I'm coming.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, I hope the others are all right.

Yeah, OK.

Right, Chief, you're coming again, aren't we going?

Yes, Chief. Go in. You certainly are.

You and me, Chief, and me.

Me too.

In fact, quite a company on this.

Oh, I think.

Now, Chief, inside, if you will...

And you're...

...stomping...

Oh, dear, what... you've loved you.

If you please, Chief.

There you are, Toad.

And still in one piece, I see...

Oh, no, it's... it's him, but he's...

Oh, no, no, no, no, listen to him.

He's trying to trick you.

He's trying to escape.

I'm Toad, but how?

How did you get out?

How?

Badger, Mo, quick, don't listen to him.

Look, will you stop that?

I'm Toad.

Oh, no, you're not.

There'll only ever be one Toad, and that's me.

Oh, Badger, which one is Toad?

I'm not sure, Mo.

I'm not sure.

Now, is him, Bad?

How dare you call me that?

You find out. You action, you find out.

Come on, Toad.

Come on.

Come on.

Oh, wait!

Oh!

You're impostor!

Can you make it?

Let's go!

Let's go!

Let's go!

Oh!

Oh, God!

Oh, God!

Oh, God!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Shampa!

Boo-foh!

So told, it's you.

I will never be anyone quite like you.

I still can't fathom out how you knew which code was which badger.

Shampa!

The Toad family motto.

What Toad said before he passed out.

Shampa or a proof-of.

Always a toad.

I doubt that his bird well versed as he was would have known that.

And then of course he fainted.

Only ours.

What a thing.

Fainted.

I didn't faint.

No, well I'm never quite right badger I did faint.

Good heavens toad. You feel all right.

This business with his and Bart has taught me an awful lot.

I know, Toad.

And there is much to think about.

That evil pair all but succeeded in their intent.

All but robbed us of a way of life.

All but badger.

But they can't do much harm for a prison cell.

True ratty.

True.

I fancy they will not be trouble in us again.

Friends.

Badgers.

Rats and molds.

Lend me I yes.

I come to praise Caesar, not to.

I come to very Caesar.

Not I am.

Oh my that one anyway.

Oh this is more me.

Yes.

All the worlds are still.

And all the men and women merely plans.

They have their exits.

Whoop whoop whoop.

Help.

Help.

Badger.

Whoop whoop.

Ready.

Oh Toad.

Oh Toad.

Oh Trat.

And there is double threat.

Ha ha.

But never made that Oxford.

There was to be there.

But none of them know half as much intelligence as the town.

The animals that hid in the armpiters in Torus knew.

Who was it Ted?

There is land ahead.

Oh Toad.

Oh Toad has held eight heroes.

Has his people sent him.

But never a name went down to fame compared with that of Toad.

Intelligent mystery to.

Oh you missed the town.