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Hey!
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Oh.
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Hello.
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What the hell
is that?!
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Warden moved out,
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finally got my scooter.
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Good for you, Doug.
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On your own a week
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and you've already given up
cleaning and walking.
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So you finally decided
to come home.
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No. I just came
to get some stuff.
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And by the way,
my home is in Manhattan now.
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And you're welcome
to join me.
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Well, you know
what you might want to do?
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You might want
to open a window
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and check
the temperature,
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because it's going
to be a cold day in hell
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before that happens.
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Trust me, I'm all
for opening up a window.
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Ooooooh.
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I get it!
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You're gone. I'm all
by myself and I "smell."
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Ok, where are you going?
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To get the China.
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Oh, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
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My house, my China.
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What do you
need the China for?
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You having a dinner party?
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I'll have
a dinner party.
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I'll have a dinner
party right now!
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You didn't even
know we had China
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until I said something.
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I know we have China.
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Ok. I love our China!
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Oh, you love our China?
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Well, what's the pattern?
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Um... gay!
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Yeah.
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Just stop!
You're being an idiot.
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No!
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You know what?
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I'll just get
some new China.
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Oh, yeah?
Well, good luck!
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Because I already
maxed out the credit cards
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reto-fitting the SUV
for this baby!
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Yeah!
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That's funny. Yeah.
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What the hell?
Holy...
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You've been robbed!
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Whoa, whoa.
Wait, wait.
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What if-what if they're
still in the house?
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I mean...
I can't die tonight.
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I'm wearing
very girlish underwear.
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Hi, baby. Just to let you know,
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I stopped by
and grabbed a few things.
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But don't worry,
I left the China.
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Enjoy your dinner party.
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This is all your fault!
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You know, for making
us bowl 2 extra frames!
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We could've stopped her!
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It's the only sport
I'm good at!
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You had them
put up the bumpers!
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I hardly used them.
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You know what? Why don't
we just go to Cooper's
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and watch
the hockey game there?
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We do that
and she wins!
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Well, she is good.
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Hey!
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Fine! You know what?
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I don't need you guys!
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I don't need her!
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I don't need anybody!
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I was going to
make you panini, too!
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You know what?
More panini for me!
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Afanasenkov takes
the puck in the corner.
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Centers it
to ponikarovsky.
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Ponikarovsky passes
it back to afanasenkov.
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And a whistle...
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High-sticking.
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Hello.
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Dougie!
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Oh! Hey, mom.
What's up?
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Thank God you answered!
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I've been trying
to reach you for days.
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I wanted to tell
you and Carrie
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that we're flying in.
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I had a companion ticket
that was about to expire.
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Anyway, we just landed.
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What?!
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We should be there in
2 shakes of a lamb's tail.
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Mom! Dad! Hey!
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Come have some
cheese and crackers.
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Where the hell's
all your furniture?
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Oh, uh...
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W- we're having
it refurbished.
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All of it?
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Yeah, you know. It's taking
a long time, though, because...
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I've got to be honest,
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I don't even know how they
furbish it in the first place.
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Where's Carrie?
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Oh, Carrie.
Um...
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Bridge.
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She plays bridge?
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No, she's
on the bridge.
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Queensboro,
she's cleaning it.
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It's a community service
thing. It's court ordered.
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What's going
on here, Doug?
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Here's the thing,
uh...
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Carrie, uh...
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She's just got a little
apartment in the city,
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and, uh... I'm kind of staying
here by myself right now.
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It's all good!
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You're separated?
Oh, my God.
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No, no, no.
We're not separated.
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We're just kind of shaking
things up a little bit.
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You know... separately!
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I need water.
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Hey, you were right.
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This seafoam green
really pops!
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I told you!
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Listen, I want
to thank you
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for keeping Doug
at the bowling alley.
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I never could have gotten
the furniture without you.
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Hey, it was not easy.
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I had to tell him that
I needed the bumpers.
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I don't!
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Listen, uh, I know you
and Doug are friends and-
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yeah.
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You guys are all about
"bros before hos," but...
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This ho really
appreciates it.
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Thanks.
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The cotton is soft.
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Ok, well...
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3 cans of comet later,
the kitchen is presentable.
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I'm going to go
upstairs and see
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if the oven cleaner took
care of that toilet situation.
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It's open!
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Hey!
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Look who's here!
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Hi.
Hi!
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Dougie! You remember your
second cousin Virginia?
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Oh, yeah.
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We played mouse trap
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at Uncle Freddy's funeral.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
Sure.
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Anyway, I'll
put on some coffee,
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while you kids catch up.
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Well, the toilet's
bubbling.
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I think that's
a good sign.
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Aren't you Howard
and Judy's daughter?
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I put Bailey's
in the coffee!
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Get this party started, as the kids say.
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Joe, could I talk
to you in the kitchen?
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What the "h" "e"
double hockey sticks
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are you doing?
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Oh, open your eyes!
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Their marriage is over.
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We don't find him somebody,
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he's going to move
back in with us.
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So you set him up
with his cousin?!
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What do you want?
A 3 headed grandchild?
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They can adopt!
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Like that Madonna-
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will you stop it!
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Look, Carrie and I
are going to deal
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with our own problems
by ourselves, ok?
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You're darn tootin'
you will.
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You know what
you're going to do?
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You and Carrie are going
to go talk to father biskup.
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He'll straighten
you out.
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Mom, I-I'm-
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don't you mom me!
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You are going, mister.
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Hey! Thanks for
painting the bedroom.
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And that mural
in the bathroom
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is amazing.
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Oh, you-you like it?
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I love it! You made me
look really busty.
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Well, um... I'm going to go
out and pick up some more paint
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and... maybe something for
the top of your curio shelf.
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What curio shelf?
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The one I bought you
at the great indoors.
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Aww, you're the best.
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You're not taking
the furniture back!
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Don't want it.
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Just open the door.
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I just want
to talk to you.
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Wipe your wheels.
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They're clean.
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So, this is it, huh?
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Yep. This is the place
you promised you'd live.
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Why is there a picture of
Joan Collins on your wall?
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Ok.
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If you're not here
to tell me you're moving in,
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I got things I gotta do.
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Ok, here's the deal.
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My mom found out about us
bein'... whatever we are.
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All right, and she says she's not
going to go back down to Florida
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unless we go see
father biskup.
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And this is my problem
because...
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Because she's right
downstairs in the car.
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What?!
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Crap!
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And as soon as I
press this button,
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her giant, old lady cell
phone is going to ring,
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and as soon as she figures
out how to answer it,
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she's going
to be up here, Carrie.
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So, you
gotta ask yourself.
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What's it gonna be?
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All right!
We'll see father biskup.
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Good.
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But just to be clear,
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it's only to get your
mother off our backs, right?
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We're just going
through the motions.
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Deal.
Deal.
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Oh...
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And I'm taking back
the panini grill.
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No, you are not
taking back the-
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eeeeeee.
Fine! Fine!
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Where the hell
were you?
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I waited outside the
podiatrist's office for 2 hours.
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Sorry, I got
caught up.
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What the hell is that?
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It's a little, uh,
somethin' somethin'
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for a pretty special lady. Who?
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I can't say,
it's complicated.
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God, you're annoying.
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What's your problem?
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I've had a rough
afternoon, all right?
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You know, I sat with you,
when you had your corn shaved.
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Look, things are moving pretty
fast between me and Ms. x.
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And we may be taking our
relationship to the next level.
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What do you mean?
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I may be moving out.
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I'm sorry I couldn't
give you anymore notice.
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Don't be sorry. Roommates
are a dime a dozen.
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But know this,
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you walk out that door,
you're dead to me.
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I'm like an assassin.
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I never look back.
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Well, it was, uh,
good being your roommate.
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And uh, you know
I- I gotta...
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A lot of stuff to do. So
I'll, uh... see you later.
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Yeah, whatever.
Take it easy.
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Doug, Carrie, welcome.
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Now, I understand,
from Doug's mother
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that you two have hit a little
rough patch in your relationship.
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Well, in my experience,
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no matter how difficult
things may seem at the moment,
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there's usually an answer.
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Sometimes, where you
least expect it.
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Well, you've been very helpful. Yeah.
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Thank you so much.
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Wait, wait, wait.
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Doug, Carrie,
I'm not quite done.
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Now, Carrie,
I understand your father
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has moved out
to get married.
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Yeah.
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Well, sometimes
the departure
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of a family member
from the household
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creates a void
in your life.
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00:12:45,116 --> 00:12:46,833
That's a lot
to chew on.
263
00:12:46,901 --> 00:12:48,869
Yeah.
264
00:12:48,936 --> 00:12:51,705
Void where prohibited.
Ok, thank you very much.
265
00:12:51,772 --> 00:12:54,207
You know,
I moved back a baptism
266
00:12:54,275 --> 00:12:56,242
to make time
for you two today.
267
00:12:56,310 --> 00:12:58,845
I thought you were here
for spiritual guidance.
268
00:13:00,348 --> 00:13:03,616
Well, the truth is,
father, um...
269
00:13:03,685 --> 00:13:05,852
We were going for more
270
00:13:05,920 --> 00:13:08,388
of the appearance
of spiritual guidance.
271
00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:09,189
Pardon me?
272
00:13:09,324 --> 00:13:11,642
Uh, the thing is,
father, uh...
273
00:13:11,710 --> 00:13:14,378
We're going to take care
of our problem by ourselves,
274
00:13:14,446 --> 00:13:16,747
but uh, we came to you
because, uh...
275
00:13:16,814 --> 00:13:19,015
Well, we'd like you
to get my mom off our backs.
276
00:13:19,083 --> 00:13:20,534
Oh, how wonderful.
277
00:13:20,601 --> 00:13:24,371
And what can I do to help
you deceive your mother?
278
00:13:24,439 --> 00:13:27,791
Oh! I mean, she's
in the car right now.
279
00:13:27,858 --> 00:13:30,493
So, uh, maybe you
could, uh,
280
00:13:30,561 --> 00:13:32,762
I don't know,
I'm just spitballin' here,
281
00:13:32,830 --> 00:13:34,665
uh, walk us out with your arms
around us? Or something like that.
282
00:13:34,732 --> 00:13:35,832
Yes! Yes!
283
00:13:35,900 --> 00:13:37,167
With a look on your face
284
00:13:37,234 --> 00:13:38,669
like "I did the best I can
do." You know what I mean?
285
00:13:38,736 --> 00:13:40,036
Yeah, that would be great.
286
00:13:40,104 --> 00:13:43,223
I don't want to do
your job for you.
287
00:13:43,291 --> 00:13:45,492
All right. If we're going to do this,
288
00:13:45,560 --> 00:13:46,894
let's get it over with.
289
00:13:46,961 --> 00:13:48,328
All right!
Thank you, father!
290
00:13:48,396 --> 00:13:49,963
You're a lifesaver.
Absolutely.
291
00:13:50,030 --> 00:13:51,331
Hey, don't be surprised if
there's a little something extra
292
00:13:51,399 --> 00:13:53,200
in your, uh,
collection plate on Sunday.
293
00:13:53,268 --> 00:13:54,534
You know what I'm saying?
294
00:13:56,220 --> 00:13:59,139
I'll see you on Sunday though.
295
00:14:00,341 --> 00:14:02,042
Sorry to keep
you waiting.
296
00:14:02,110 --> 00:14:03,077
Just be another minute.
297
00:14:03,144 --> 00:14:04,244
Oh, that's ok, father.
298
00:14:04,312 --> 00:14:06,379
Oh! Hi, Suzy!
Hey, Carrie!
299
00:14:06,447 --> 00:14:07,848
I work with her.
How are you?
300
00:14:07,916 --> 00:14:11,018
Good! Look at you, you lost
the baby weight already.
301
00:14:11,086 --> 00:14:12,285
I know,
and here it is!
302
00:14:12,353 --> 00:14:14,421
Aw, let me see.
What's his name?
303
00:14:14,488 --> 00:14:16,673
He's cute.
Aww!
304
00:14:16,741 --> 00:14:18,942
You know,
I just remembered,
305
00:14:19,010 --> 00:14:20,294
uh, Russ, suzanna?
306
00:14:20,361 --> 00:14:23,196
I need you inside to sign
a few more baptism papers.
307
00:14:23,264 --> 00:14:25,132
Right now? I was
about to feed the baby.
308
00:14:25,199 --> 00:14:27,968
Oh, I'm sure Carrie
would be happy to do it.
309
00:14:28,035 --> 00:14:29,502
You don't mind,
do you?
310
00:14:29,570 --> 00:14:31,104
We'll be right
in here if you need us.
311
00:14:31,172 --> 00:14:32,522
Sure, go ahead!
312
00:14:32,590 --> 00:14:33,890
All right.
Thank you.
313
00:14:33,958 --> 00:14:36,259
Yeah, no problem.
314
00:14:36,327 --> 00:14:40,080
Uh, father b, he's a...
He's a good egg, isn't he?
315
00:14:40,148 --> 00:14:42,282
Yeah, he just likes to hear
himself talk though, right?
316
00:14:42,349 --> 00:14:44,717
I know. What was with
that whole void thing?
317
00:14:44,786 --> 00:14:47,254
I know.
Like what void?
318
00:14:52,059 --> 00:14:55,329
What? You d
- you don't think the baby's our void.
319
00:14:55,396 --> 00:14:57,297
Do you, Doug?
320
00:14:57,365 --> 00:14:59,199
I mean, we've
been down this road.
321
00:14:59,267 --> 00:15:02,002
I
- I... we tried to get pregnant. We can't.
322
00:15:02,069 --> 00:15:05,472
Yeah, but, you know,
we could adopt.
323
00:15:05,540 --> 00:15:06,740
My father said that
324
00:15:06,807 --> 00:15:09,843
when he tried to set me
up with my second cousin.
325
00:15:11,212 --> 00:15:13,446
Look, I never stopped
wanting to have a baby, ok?
326
00:15:13,514 --> 00:15:14,614
What about you?
327
00:15:14,682 --> 00:15:17,434
Are you kidding me?
I'll take this one!
328
00:15:17,502 --> 00:15:20,504
He's already wrapped and fed.
Let's get out of here.
329
00:15:22,440 --> 00:15:23,740
What are
we talking about?
330
00:15:23,807 --> 00:15:26,576
We can't adopt. We're not
even living in the same place.
331
00:15:28,629 --> 00:15:30,063
But we could be.
332
00:15:30,131 --> 00:15:32,298
Oh, and I guess
you're thinking
333
00:15:32,366 --> 00:15:34,167
that I'm the one who
should give in, right?
334
00:15:34,235 --> 00:15:36,870
I'm just saying, look,
you know, I mean a baby...
335
00:15:36,938 --> 00:15:40,373
Should have a yard where
there's fresh air, and you know.
336
00:15:40,441 --> 00:15:42,726
Uh, it can't get fresh
air on a fire escape?
337
00:15:47,248 --> 00:15:49,383
Fine.
338
00:15:49,450 --> 00:15:53,186
I'll give up
the apartment.
339
00:15:53,254 --> 00:15:56,389
But you know,
if we adopt a baby,
340
00:15:56,457 --> 00:15:57,758
I'm going to have to
quit my job for a while.
341
00:15:57,825 --> 00:15:58,892
You know what
that means, right?
342
00:15:58,960 --> 00:16:02,211
Um, yeah, you're
going to be around a lot.
343
00:16:04,048 --> 00:16:05,916
No, it means you're
going to have to get a job
344
00:16:05,983 --> 00:16:07,584
that pays a lot more.
Oh, come on Carrie.
345
00:16:07,652 --> 00:16:09,286
We're not going to go into
this stupid sales thing again.
346
00:16:09,353 --> 00:16:13,189
Doug, your Uncle said you could
make double what you're making now.
347
00:16:13,257 --> 00:16:15,642
It's just that
I've been at I.P.S...
348
00:16:15,710 --> 00:16:17,377
Longer than anybody
without a promotion.
349
00:16:17,445 --> 00:16:20,581
I mean, I'm right
where I want to be.
350
00:16:20,648 --> 00:16:22,182
Look, I know it's scary.
351
00:16:22,250 --> 00:16:24,918
But we're both taking
a leap of faith here.
352
00:16:24,985 --> 00:16:27,254
So let me just
get this straight.
353
00:16:28,356 --> 00:16:30,657
You're going to
get rid of the apartment,
354
00:16:30,725 --> 00:16:33,126
I'm going to get a new job,
355
00:16:33,194 --> 00:16:36,463
and we're both
going to get a baby.
356
00:16:36,531 --> 00:16:40,233
That's the deal
that's on the table.
357
00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:42,068
I'm in.
358
00:16:43,304 --> 00:16:44,905
Me too.
359
00:16:49,861 --> 00:16:54,164
Ok, um...
I'm not pointing fingers,
360
00:16:54,232 --> 00:16:57,201
but someone
peed on my hand.
361
00:17:01,956 --> 00:17:02,922
Hey, babe.
362
00:17:02,990 --> 00:17:03,957
Hey.
363
00:17:04,024 --> 00:17:05,125
Where's the scooter?
364
00:17:05,192 --> 00:17:07,026
Totaled it.
365
00:17:10,030 --> 00:17:12,865
By the way,
our mailman's suing us.
366
00:17:12,933 --> 00:17:16,102
So, all
the paperwork in?
367
00:17:16,170 --> 00:17:17,453
Yep, once they
give us the green light,
368
00:17:17,522 --> 00:17:21,290
we hop on a plane to China, and
14 hours later, we're parents.
369
00:17:22,694 --> 00:17:25,962
Hey, I won't even have
to gain the 60 pounds.
370
00:17:26,030 --> 00:17:29,166
Yeah, I can't
make that promise.
371
00:17:29,234 --> 00:17:32,468
So, how you, uh, doing
giving up this place, huh?
372
00:17:32,536 --> 00:17:33,804
I'm fine.
373
00:17:33,872 --> 00:17:35,839
You know, we're both
making sacrifices.
374
00:17:35,907 --> 00:17:37,607
Yeah. Oh, hey.
375
00:17:37,675 --> 00:17:39,209
You want me to drop
these off with the super?
376
00:17:39,277 --> 00:17:40,127
Ah, no.
I'll do it tonight.
377
00:17:40,194 --> 00:17:41,611
Ok.
378
00:17:41,679 --> 00:17:45,398
Hey, since this is your
last night in Manhattan,
379
00:17:45,466 --> 00:17:46,466
you want to, uh...
380
00:17:46,534 --> 00:17:50,403
Enjoy a New York minute?
381
00:17:52,306 --> 00:17:54,641
Uh, sure.
382
00:17:54,709 --> 00:17:57,393
Should we roll out
the bubble wrap?
383
00:17:57,461 --> 00:17:58,662
I don't think so.
384
00:17:58,730 --> 00:18:00,831
Once I get going, it's going
to sound like a gun fight.
385
00:18:26,341 --> 00:18:29,842
Hey, Mike. Good job
on the Raymond-Jack account.
386
00:18:29,910 --> 00:18:30,643
Thanks.
387
00:18:30,711 --> 00:18:32,529
Yeah!
388
00:18:35,499 --> 00:18:37,600
Hey, Doug! So how's
your first week going?
389
00:18:37,668 --> 00:18:38,768
Great so far.
390
00:18:38,836 --> 00:18:40,103
I mean, everyone's
been really nice,
391
00:18:40,170 --> 00:18:41,971
and Gary invited me
to lunch at chili's.
392
00:18:42,039 --> 00:18:43,773
Oh, yeah?
Stay away from Gary.
393
00:18:43,841 --> 00:18:45,042
He'll pretend
to be your friend
394
00:18:45,109 --> 00:18:46,376
and then bad-mouth
you to everyone.
395
00:18:46,444 --> 00:18:50,780
Actually, I was pretty
psyched about going to chili's.
396
00:18:50,848 --> 00:18:52,783
Hey, it's your funeral.
397
00:18:52,850 --> 00:18:54,951
Personally,
I'd fire the douche.
398
00:18:55,019 --> 00:18:56,219
But he's my top salesman.
399
00:18:56,287 --> 00:18:57,754
So, uh, anyway,
how you doin' Doug?
400
00:18:57,821 --> 00:18:59,389
You sell any
office furniture today?
401
00:18:59,457 --> 00:19:01,341
Well, yeah, I-I
might have a few leads.
402
00:19:01,409 --> 00:19:04,611
A c.P.A. In paramus
might want to buy a chair.
403
00:19:04,679 --> 00:19:07,831
Ok, I don't want to hear
about "a guy" and "a chair,"
404
00:19:07,898 --> 00:19:11,301
I want to hear about a
floor, a division, a company!
405
00:19:11,368 --> 00:19:13,036
This is a commission
business, Doug.
406
00:19:13,104 --> 00:19:15,538
You wanna make money?
Huh? Gary money?
407
00:19:15,606 --> 00:19:19,159
You get out there,
and you sell chairs!
408
00:19:19,226 --> 00:19:20,326
Capeesh?
409
00:19:20,394 --> 00:19:22,562
Yes. Yes, sir.
410
00:19:31,272 --> 00:19:35,124
Dinelli office furnishings, first
in lumbar support. Doug heffernan.
411
00:19:35,192 --> 00:19:36,259
Have you checked
412
00:19:36,327 --> 00:19:39,796
your apartment in Manhattan?
413
00:19:39,864 --> 00:19:41,264
Who-who is this?
414
00:19:41,332 --> 00:19:44,233
Just check your apartment.
415
00:19:44,301 --> 00:19:45,702
Ok, we got rid
of our apart-
416
00:19:45,770 --> 00:19:47,671
who-who-who
the hell is this?
417
00:19:55,345 --> 00:19:58,081
Dear God,
what have I done?
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