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Bad news.
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Yeah, if it's about being
out of mini donuts,
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I'm aware,
and I'm not happy.
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No, you know how I'm supposed
to show those model homes today?
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I've been talking about
it for the last 2 weeks
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so I can finally prove
myself to Mr. Kaufman.
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My boss?
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Ok.
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Anyway,
I totally forgot.
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We're supposed to meet with
Steve, our financial adviser.
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Do you ever listen
to me when I talk?
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Do you? You're really boring,
I gotta tell you.
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Doug, I really need you
to listen to me right now.
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All right, I'll
give it a whirl. Go.
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I need you to take
our tax refund check
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and sit with Steve and
talk about investments.
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Wouldn't I be more useful
doing something I'm good at,
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like soda shopping
or lying down?
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Come on. I need you to take
an interest in our finances.
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Now, there's a bunch
of investments here.
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I'm sure you can find something
you can get excited about, ok?
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Tell Steve I'm sorry
I couldn't make it.
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Who's Steve?
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Our financial guy.
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I'm kidding.
I'm joking around.
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You weren't joking,
were you?
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No, I wasn't.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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I'm supposed to be
showing a model home.
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No, this is it.
Come on in.
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The kids and I are just
watching the 40-year-old virgin.
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It's raunchy, but
doggone, it sure is funny.
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Carrie, good, you're here.
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Uh, Mr. Kaufman.
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Who are these people?
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They're professional actors
pretending to be a family.
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Oh, ok.
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Question answered.
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It's called home staging.
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When potential buyers see a
family living in the house,
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it helps them envision
themselves living here.
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Excuse me, Carrie.
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Hello.
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Oh, damn it.
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All right.
I'll take care of it.
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It's bad news.
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Our mom isn't showing up.
She just booked a c.S.I.
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All right. Well, single
dad. Nothing wrong with that.
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Nothing wrong with the
breakdown of the American family?
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You know, we are really
not here today, are we?
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Carrie...
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You've gotta be the mom.
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
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I am much better at selling.
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Besides, I am way too young to be
playing someone with kids that age.
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I think you can
get away with it.
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Wealth building
annuities.
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That's stupid.
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Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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What are you doing?
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He's saving my place.
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Hey, no back cutsies.
Everybody knows that.
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Believe this guy?
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Unbelievable.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, can I get
an eskimo pie
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and an orange push pop?
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I like the push pop.
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You gotta work to get it.
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A lot of people don't want to
put in the time, but not this guy.
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Hurray for you.
That's 2.50.
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You really, uh,
you really selling this truck?
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Sure am.
My name's Cal.
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Would you, uh...
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Would you say
this is a, uh...
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Good investment?
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Good enough to buy me
a condo in Florida.
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Huh.
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Come on.
I had a really hard day.
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Just keep your
eyes closed. Come on.
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All right, get ready.
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Ok.
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And open 'em.
Ta-da!
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Please tell me there's an ice
cream man using our bathroom.
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Oh, there's
an ice cream man,
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but he's not using
our bathroom.
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He's standing
right here.
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Where I am.
What I'm saying,
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I'm the ice cream man.
I am.
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What?
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I took our refund check
and I bought this truck.
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Doug, you threw away $3,000.
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You told me to invest in
something I'd be excited about.
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Well, guess what?
I'm excited.
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Yeah, I bet
you are excited.
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How much of it
did you eat already?
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None, ok?
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That's rule one
in the ice cream game.
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You don't get high
on your own supply.
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Oh, my God. I think
it's really gonna happen.
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I'm actually gonna
kill you this time.
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Would you stop? I thought
this out, believe me.
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I get done with
my I.P.S. Route at 4:00,
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and then I hit the
streets in this bad boy.
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You don't know anything
about the ice cream business.
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I'm on top of it.
I looked at his books.
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I saw his
profit margin. Huh?
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I got a list
of all his suppliers.
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It's gonna work.
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Yes.
Really?
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Carrie, I'm telling you,
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you're gonna be
proud of me. I swear.
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I don't know, maybe... maybe
this could be your thing.
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This is definitely
my thing.
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Now, come on.
Let's ride this truck
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to an early
retirement, huh?
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Ha ha ha ha ha!
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And you wanted
to marry a doctor.
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Hey, who wants to play
a board game?
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I do, daddy.
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Sounds great.
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How about you, honey?
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I'm ok. Thanks.
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All right. You guys
pick out a game.
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I'm gonna make us
some popcorn.
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Ok.
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Uh, you know, Carrie,
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we were hired to act
like a family here.
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And mom is reading
a magazine,
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and then she's gonna go
outside and have a cigarette.
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Oh, let's play monopoly.
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Nah. I want
outburst.
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I don't wanna play outburst.
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Because you suck
at it, dumbass.
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Hey, the casting director said
you weren't allowed to curse.
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Well, if you weren't a
dumbass, I wouldn't have to.
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You quit it. Brace-face.
Ok, quit it.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
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I just read the same
sentence 5 times,
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and I still don't know how
Heidi Klum lost the baby weight.
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Now quit the yapping.
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But he cursed at me.
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Ok, listen...
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Charlotte, yes.
Charlotte.
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He's only doing that
to push your buttons,
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so stop letting it
bother you,
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and... boy...
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Kenny.
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Kenny will stop
doing it, all right?
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Now here's how
it's gonna go down.
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You're gonna play monopoly... but-
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you're gonna play monopoly.
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Yeah, that's right. That's
for the dumbass comment.
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Hey! And if you
want to roll your eyes,
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you can roll 'em
right up those stairs,
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'cause I ain't having that
down here, buddy.
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Ok, you come
with the house?
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I'm sorry. What?
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If you can handle
my kids
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the way you handled
those two,
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I'd come in at over
asking price.
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Ah, thank you.
You're welcome.
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Oh, all right.
I'll play.
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All right. You got a
fudgesicle, some gummy rolls,
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and a bomb pop.
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Now, you're not
driving, are you?
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Ice cream and comedy.
Tell your friends.
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All right, man, step up.
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I'll have a vanilla
drumstick, please.
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Excuse me.
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Drumstick?
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Oh, yeah. That's the guy
that usually has this spot.
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Oh?
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Yeah, well, you know, you
snooze, you lose, right?
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Hey, it's me. You're
probably not home yet.
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Just wanted to let you know
I reeled in about $500 today
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and a hello kitty
notebook.
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Susie was
a little low on cash.
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All right.
See you later.
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Oh, you wanna go?
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Let's go.
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Dammit!
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What's happening?
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Fresh baked cookies.
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Wow.
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Those smell great.
187
00:10:12,090 --> 00:10:13,758
Hey, how'd you do
on that science test?
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85.
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70.
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All right.
Go hit the books, buddy.
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When you get
those grades up,
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we'll talk about
getting you that dirt bike.
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Hey, char-char.
You want some cookies, babe?
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Ok. Sure.
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Hey, you.
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Is everything ok?
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I don't know.
198
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There's this really cute boy in school.
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Michael?
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Yeah.
201
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But he likes
Donna pisani.
202
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Well, just make him
like you instead.
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How?
204
00:10:47,760 --> 00:10:50,262
Well, you just start a nasty
rumor about the other girl.
205
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You know, she's a skank
or she's poor.
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Could be anything really.
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And before you know it, you'll
be wearing his varsity jacket.
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Really?
209
00:11:02,959 --> 00:11:04,960
Yeah. How do you think
I landed your dad?
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00:11:08,731 --> 00:11:12,751
Bob, I think it's time to
take somebody bra shopping.
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Oh, my God.
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00:11:13,953 --> 00:11:15,754
Aw, come on.
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00:11:17,923 --> 00:11:19,858
Yahtzee!
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Here you go.
Candy necklace, huh?
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Who's that for,
your girlfriend?
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No, it's for me.
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Hey, that's ok, too.
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All right, I gotta take
a little bathroom break,
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so who wants to watch
the truck?
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00:12:36,985 --> 00:12:39,152
Yeah, ain't gonna
happen.
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Bones, you.
Get up there.
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Sheesh!
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Oh, good.
You're home.
224
00:13:17,892 --> 00:13:20,226
Hey, what do we have
weapon-wise?
225
00:13:22,096 --> 00:13:24,598
I don't know. Listen,
I want to talk to you.
226
00:13:24,665 --> 00:13:25,732
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
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You know how
I've been working
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at this model home
the last couple days?
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Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
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Well... oh, my God.
231
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I'm kind of embarrassed
to even say it out loud.
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Wiffleball bat. What the
hell am I gonna do with that?
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But, look, I know it's not
real and I'm just pretending,
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but I'm actually
starting to enjoy it.
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I like being a mom.
236
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I like having a husband who
tucks his shirt in, you know?
237
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I like having a skylight
over the sink.
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Doing dishes...
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It's a joy.
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I know I'm not crazy.
I'm not.
241
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But it's just that it's
getting harder and harder
242
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not to fall into
this fantasy and-
243
00:14:03,704 --> 00:14:04,905
what are you doing?
244
00:14:04,973 --> 00:14:07,574
I'm kicking ass
and taking names.
245
00:14:07,642 --> 00:14:11,411
Doug, I am trying
to talk to you here.
246
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I'm happy in the model home,
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happier than I am here.
248
00:14:15,182 --> 00:14:17,250
I'm falling in love
with my fake family.
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Quick, get down!
250
00:14:23,924 --> 00:14:26,443
What is going on?
251
00:14:26,510 --> 00:14:30,280
I'm being stalked
by Mr. soft serve.
252
00:14:30,348 --> 00:14:31,080
What?
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00:14:31,148 --> 00:14:32,015
Don't worry.
254
00:14:32,083 --> 00:14:33,600
He's got
the upper hand now,
255
00:14:33,668 --> 00:14:35,269
but I'm thinking on it,
256
00:14:35,336 --> 00:14:37,771
and soon the hunter's
gonna become the hunted.
257
00:14:37,839 --> 00:14:39,406
Yeah.
258
00:14:40,858 --> 00:14:42,926
Doug?
259
00:14:42,993 --> 00:14:45,828
I need you to give me
a reason to stay.
260
00:14:49,617 --> 00:14:52,119
I gotta pee again.
261
00:14:52,187 --> 00:14:53,086
Keep low.
262
00:15:21,532 --> 00:15:23,266
Ok.
263
00:15:23,334 --> 00:15:25,568
Next time, check
for the big open door.
264
00:17:10,908 --> 00:17:12,625
There they are.
265
00:17:12,693 --> 00:17:14,660
Oh.
266
00:17:14,728 --> 00:17:15,862
Hey, Carrie.
267
00:17:15,929 --> 00:17:17,197
Hey, fun idea.
268
00:17:17,264 --> 00:17:20,316
Today at lunch, let's all
get matching shirts.
269
00:17:22,853 --> 00:17:25,822
Actually, I already
have lunch plans.
270
00:17:25,889 --> 00:17:27,490
Oh. Well, change 'em, baby.
Come on.
271
00:17:27,558 --> 00:17:29,960
We have to spend time
as a family.
272
00:17:30,027 --> 00:17:32,863
Before you know it, you guys are
gonna be out of the house and...
273
00:17:32,930 --> 00:17:35,632
Stop, stop, stop, stop,
stop, stop, stop.
274
00:17:37,018 --> 00:17:38,351
Hey, save some room,
275
00:17:38,419 --> 00:17:41,821
'cause I'm making
blueberry muffins.
276
00:17:44,091 --> 00:17:45,491
Bob...
277
00:17:45,559 --> 00:17:48,028
Who's that woman?
278
00:17:48,095 --> 00:17:51,498
Uh, this is Cheryl.
279
00:17:51,566 --> 00:17:55,602
Casting sent her over,
so you're off the hook.
280
00:17:55,670 --> 00:17:56,920
What?
281
00:17:56,988 --> 00:17:58,554
Hey, Carrie.
282
00:17:58,623 --> 00:18:00,857
Oh, Mr. Kaufman.
283
00:18:00,925 --> 00:18:02,175
I guess they sent over
another mom,
284
00:18:02,243 --> 00:18:04,544
but you know what?
Actually, I'm fine doing it.
285
00:18:04,612 --> 00:18:05,578
That's all right,
Carrie.
286
00:18:05,646 --> 00:18:08,748
I came to take you
back to the office.
287
00:18:08,816 --> 00:18:11,601
Mr. Kaufman,
I'm not a quitter.
288
00:18:11,669 --> 00:18:13,402
Hon, why don't you
give me back the apron.
289
00:18:13,470 --> 00:18:14,888
Oh, that's ok.
290
00:18:14,955 --> 00:18:17,490
No. Give it back to me
or I'm gonna take you down.
291
00:18:18,876 --> 00:18:21,210
Yes? Carrie, I really think...
292
00:18:21,278 --> 00:18:24,080
No. Mr. Kaufman,
this is not fair to Bob,
293
00:18:24,148 --> 00:18:25,915
especially
Charlotte and Kenny,
294
00:18:25,983 --> 00:18:27,450
to change moms like this.
295
00:18:27,518 --> 00:18:28,284
I mean, you don't
have to be Oprah
296
00:18:28,352 --> 00:18:30,920
to know that's
gonna mess 'em up.
297
00:18:32,707 --> 00:18:34,440
The truth is...
298
00:18:34,508 --> 00:18:36,843
You're being replaced
because
299
00:18:36,961 --> 00:18:39,463
they complained
about you.
300
00:18:40,297 --> 00:18:41,415
What?
301
00:18:41,482 --> 00:18:43,483
I'll wait for you
in the car.
302
00:18:46,787 --> 00:18:48,355
So you did this?
303
00:18:48,423 --> 00:18:49,890
It's just...
304
00:18:49,957 --> 00:18:53,226
You made us feel
a little uncomfortable,
305
00:18:53,294 --> 00:18:58,398
you know, with the kisses
and the family naps.
306
00:19:00,768 --> 00:19:02,368
And you guys
are ok with this?
307
00:19:02,436 --> 00:19:04,938
I mean, you want her to
be the mom and not me?
308
00:19:05,005 --> 00:19:06,606
Uh-huh.
309
00:19:06,673 --> 00:19:10,676
You were cool until you
kind of went all nutbar.
310
00:19:10,744 --> 00:19:12,461
Did I go nutbar,
Kenny? Really?
311
00:19:12,529 --> 00:19:13,663
Because you didn't think
I went nutbar
312
00:19:13,731 --> 00:19:15,531
when I got that
splinter out for you.
313
00:19:15,599 --> 00:19:17,217
And you had no problem
with the nutbar
314
00:19:17,284 --> 00:19:19,219
when I was doing
your math homework.
315
00:19:19,286 --> 00:19:22,472
I got
a check minus minus.
316
00:19:22,540 --> 00:19:24,891
That is not the point, ok?
317
00:19:24,959 --> 00:19:27,393
The point is everything
I did I did with love.
318
00:19:27,462 --> 00:19:28,962
And this is the thanks I
get? Well, that's fine, ok?
319
00:19:29,029 --> 00:19:30,997
If this is what you want,
then forget it, ok?
320
00:19:31,065 --> 00:19:32,131
No more cookies,
no more advice,
321
00:19:32,199 --> 00:19:34,334
and no more of this.
322
00:19:34,401 --> 00:19:37,471
Yeah, Bob, you didn't think I
caught you enjoying that view?
323
00:19:37,538 --> 00:19:39,606
Because I did.
324
00:19:39,674 --> 00:19:41,223
Carrie...
325
00:19:41,291 --> 00:19:43,392
I'm gay.
326
00:19:49,350 --> 00:19:51,701
How much more
am I supposed to take?
327
00:19:54,555 --> 00:19:56,823
I can only give you $1,200.
328
00:19:56,891 --> 00:19:59,125
But I paid you 3,000.
329
00:20:00,644 --> 00:20:01,678
Fine.
330
00:20:05,516 --> 00:20:06,783
Hey, kid.
331
00:20:06,850 --> 00:20:08,551
Yeah?
332
00:20:08,619 --> 00:20:10,170
Catch.
333
00:20:12,006 --> 00:20:13,573
Thanks.
334
00:20:19,563 --> 00:20:21,397
Hey, this truck
really for sale?
335
00:20:21,465 --> 00:20:22,648
Sure is.
336
00:20:22,716 --> 00:20:25,685
My name is Cal.
Pleased to meet you.
337
00:20:25,752 --> 00:20:27,787
You know, it's a great
little investment.
338
00:20:27,855 --> 00:20:30,323
It got me
a condo in Florida.
339
00:20:30,391 --> 00:20:31,924
A condo? Nice.
340
00:20:39,750 --> 00:20:41,785
Fresh baked cookies.
341
00:20:41,852 --> 00:20:44,136
So sweet. Mmm.
342
00:20:47,124 --> 00:20:48,808
You still wanna play
monopoly?
343
00:20:48,876 --> 00:20:50,543
I'm gonna go
have a cigarette.
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