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Did the body just move?

No, brother. Let's go.

Okay, let's go.

It's really shaking.

This doesn't seem right. Place it down.

-What's going on? -It's not moving now.

I've no idea.

Run! Run!

My name is...

Shanmuga Sundaram.

There are people who'd have seen me without clothes...

but nobody would have seen me without my glasses.

My aim is to become a Cinema Director.

Hence I named myself...

Akira.

I'm an expert in story telling.

Just watch me narrate a story.

Just like this...

"Kiruba, give me money. I want to go out"

How was it, sir?

This story is similar to Seven Samurai.

There's affection, emotion, love, betrayal, friendship, lust etc.

There's everything.

Sir this is an emotion.

Fine. Have you narrated this story to anyone before?

To our dear brother Vijay. I just gave a small overview.

Immediately he agr...

Not to the level of 'Thalapathy'.

Did you narrate it to...

He's a rascal, sir! A rascal!

-Relax... relax. -He...

-Spoke ill of my mother, brother! Rascal! -Calm down.

He was caught with a girl and calls it a prank. Rascal!

Have you narrated the story to anybody else?

I met our dear brother Simbu yesterday during the shoot.

I just narrated him the climax. He was stunned!

Really? What was that you narrated him?

He fights and knocks down a thousand henchmen.

The catch is he doesn't have hands. He uses his legs throughout.

Sir, then I wrote a Super Hero story.

I finished writing it. Almost started the shoot.

-Heard the title of it? -No.

-Nenjumudi. -What happened to it?

Well, that Nolan rascal!

He stole my script and made the movie 'The Dark Knight'

-Who? Christopher Nolan? -Yes, sir.

-Stole your story? -Yes, sir.

Fine, forget this story.

Instead, the story you just told about narrating stories...

is really a wonderful comedy story.

Tell me if you have any such story.

Rather than making a movie with 9 songs, 9 stunts and kill the art,

I'd prefer to die, sir!

I'll die if I produce this story of yours!

-I have a story that won't kill you. -Get out!

I am James. I'm an IT guy.

Buddy...

That girl Priya, in the second bay,

two of her shirt buttons are undone.

What will you do if she bends forward in front for you?

If she bends 60 degrees,

I'll RKO her!

If she bends 45 degrees,

I'll put a Stunner on her!

And dang, if she bends 30 degrees,

I'll put Pedigree on her!

Divya!

I am a WWE fan.

Mothers distract their kids by showing moon to feed food.

But my mother used to distract me by showing The Undertaker.

Suckling on the thumb; that's me, Kozhandai Prakasam,

My Instagram, Tik-tok, Smule IDs is - BabyBright.

That's why everybody calls me Baby and my hobby is...

'If you have guts...'

'do not shoot me, instead shoot me!'

"Shall I touch you or shall I hit on you?"

"Shall I touch or shall I hit on you? Shall I? Shall I?"

"Shall I touch or shall I hit on you?"

"Shall I touch or shall I hit on you? Shall I? Shall I?"

I hardly have any work stress.

But in order to beat the stress from doing Tik Tok, singing in Smule,

I log into Incognito mode twice everyday and...

Nobody's there.

Okay.

My name is Gopal

but everybody calls me

Kolaaru (Mr. Impulsive).

My dad and I don't get along because of my weirdness.

So he gave me money and kicked me out of the house.

You doofus! One kick and you'll...

Nighty is my favourite attire,

and so the boys made me the chef of the house.

At times when people on the streets do this, then I show them who I am.

-It's good. You eat. -You also eat.

Now anybody can have it.

My name is Karthik.

I work as a Food Delivery Captain in Sumoto.

I have a nickname.

I am one among those guys, who drives a DIO and calls themselves a racer.

For how much?

-Fill up for 50 rupees. -50 rupees?

Your wallet is loaded.

Can't you fill fuel for more that 50 rupees?

Do you want to pay?

50 rupees worth fuel is fine, Mr. Miser!

I paid an advance for a house with the money I earned.

But I need money for the rent, food and drinks.

That's why I dragged in these four sidekicks,

so I could save some money.

Though we five are five different characters, we are united by...

booze, smoke, tipsiness, the state of being high etc., etc.

Cheers!

Sir, beggar...

Okay.

Sir, a beggar here. I'm an alcoholic. Sir, an educated beggar here.

If you give 10 rupees, I'll bless you. Please sir.

Sir, I'm a helpless human. Please sir.

Oh, thank you. God bless you my child. See you.

He'll cuss my mother. No need.

There's one guy.

Sir, a beggar here.

I'm an alcoholic, sir. I'm an educated drinker.

Sir, if you give 10 rupees, I'll bless you.

Please, sir. Sir, I'm helpless.

Get lost!

Okay!

Sir, a beggar here. Sir, a beggar here.

Move aside!

In the end we had to beg to get some booze, isn't it?

Why don't we do some business?

How about running a tea stall?

It's something only 'Chetas' can do.

How about a Biriyani stall?

Suits only 'Bhais'.

A Paanipoori stall?

Suits only Northerners!

If nothing suits then tell me something that will suit us?

We don't need any kind of auspicious setting to run this business.

No need to perform any rituals to begin with.

No need to clean and maintain the place of business.

Most important thing, no need to hire any staff.

Yet it will yield us returns in Millions!

Now what's that business?

Well, that's...

a bar!

-Damn it! -You fool!

A little drink and are you already high?

-The government runs it here. -True.

But that's from noon to 10 pm.

Let's run the night shift from 10 pm to next day noon.

What do you say?

Also, the boys are looking for places to hang out.

Let's set up a place for them to hang out too.

We'll also serve sides with booze.

We'll charge them a bomb!

-We'll make money... -...and we'll have booze too!

Awesome idea, Akira! Just one message to all groups in our Whatsapp,

and our business will thrive!

Who are these boys going inside at this oddly hours?

Stop.

-Where are you going at this hour? -Boys Bar!

Boys Bar?

"Let's vibe, buddies. Shall we?"

"Come let's vibe. Let's keep vibing"

"Let's vibe, buddies. Shall we?"

"Come let's vibe. Let's keep vibing"

"Let's chill, buddies. Shall we?"

"Let's chill and kill the bad vibes"

"Let's chill, buddies. Shall we?"

"Let's chill and kill the bad vibes"

"If you wanna enjoy for long then keep the sound on"

"Once the voice goes down it's time to calm down"

"When you're down drink some more to get back up"

"So dance till the sun is up and then sneak out carefully"

"Come dear, let's have fun"

"When in trouble, kick it and move"

"Just forget all the burdens in your mind"

"So come buddies, let's keep vibing"

Buy a packet of cigarette and bring it to the 3rd floor.

Keep the change as your tip.

"Mind you! Dare you go against us"

"Do that your bones will break and so will your jaws"

"Come on, baby! Hit it! Dance baby"

"Come on, baby! Hit it!"

"That's not enough! Raise more hell"

"Let's vibe, buddies. Shall we?"

"Come let's vibe. Let's keep vibing"

"Let's chill, buddies. Shall we?"

"Let's chill and kill the bad vibes"

'Shocking news in Chennai'

Sir, many families live here.

We allowed them to live here and now they are running a bar!

'Youths who were residing in an apartment...'

'were, shockingly, running a bar inside their house'

The room's full of smoke!

-Look at their condition. -Get up guys!

The bar's closed.

Come back after 10 pm.

-Hey, get up! -I said, get up!

-You heard me! Get up! -Who are they?

-Sir... sir... please. No! -I am not wearing underwear.

Go! Get out!

What's with the crowd?

Sir... sir.

Sir, I am the secretary.

Few guys tipped me to buy cigarettes.

How dare you run a bar without my knowledge?

If you knew, you'd ask a cut!

Sir,

shall we put them in prison for the crime they have committed?

Shall we?

-What do you all say? -No need. Just ask them to vacate.

Why are you asking them to vacate all of sudden?

Where will I find another tenant who can pay 12,000 rupees rent?

12,000? We'll find you a tenant who can pay 15,000 rupees.

Fine, I took 3 lacs rupees as advance from these boys.

I must repay that. Now who'll arrange that?

We only paid you 1.5 lacs advance.

Why are you saying 3 lacs?

This is called "Making hay while the sun is shining"

Then do one thing.

Instead of 1.5 lacs, give us 2 lacs.

Or else I'll rat you out to the police.

That's unfair.

Taking your advice and making hay while the sun shines.

Sir, we'll give you 3 lacs from our apartment fund.

You settle the accounts and ask them to vacate.

Heard that?

You have two days time to vacate the house.

If you run your bar business in between,

I'll beat you to pulp! Get lost!

Look buddy, apartment won't suit us.

Find an independent house. Only that will suit our business.

Exactly.

Dude, you go north. You come with me toward south.

To hell with this flat and its association!

Look, a TOLET sign.

Sir, I see the TOLET board.

Can we come?

Aren't you the guys who ran a bar in an apartment?

Can't rent the house to you!

Fine, to hell with you! Now leave.

"I haven't anything big in my life"

"The good times are over. See you, buddy"

Look, a 'TOLET' board.

-Sir... -No house for bachelors. Leave!

Then put that too on the TOLET board!

"We roamed the streets. We stood disappointed"

Sir...

-Tell me. -We're looking to rent a house.

Family or bachelor?

Bachelors.

No house for bachelors.

Then marry me?

-I'll slipper you! Get lost! -Sorry, sister.

-Sir, we saw 'House for rent' board. -Only for family. Leave!

Buddy, an independent house with 'TOLET' board!

Call that number written on it.

-Greetings, dear. -Sir, we saw the 'TOLET' board.

I'll be there in 10 minutes.

Okay, sir.

-What? -He'll be here in 10 minutes.

Ask our boys to come here.

The house looks big. How much do you think he'll ask? 20K?

I don't think it'll be that much. The house is not in the city.

Now who is this Boomer uncle?

Who is he?

-Were you the guys looking for house? -Yes, sir.

Catch it!

The key!

-Go and check it out. -Sir, aren't you joining us?

-I built this house. -True.

I have seen it enough.

You guys go and check it out thoroughly.

Okay, sir.

Looks good.

-James. -Yes?

Come here.

-What? -Look here.

-Control your excitement. -I call dibs on this room!

The poster says this room is meant for me!

Sir...

the house seems to be furnished.

Are the tenants yet to vacate?

Well, dear...

everybody who lived here, left some of their favourite things.

Just wait and watch.

You will also leave something dear to you.

Because that's how lucky this house is.

Someone left without flushing after taking a dump!

Others have left so many things,

but this mongrel left his shit!

Flush it down!

What are you doing there?

-Undertaker! -My foot!

Let's go to the terrace and check out the rooftop.

This will be the room where we get high.

That one will be AC bar.

-This will be dance floor. -Bathroom?

That's for vomiting and peeing.

-All okay? -Yes, buddy.

So, happy with the house?

-Okay, sir. -We are happy, sir.

Are you willing to rent it out to us?

Look here,

smoking,

-drinking, -Uh-oh!

-chicks... -Sir, not at all.

All that are must!

-Whoa! -After all you're bachelors.

Just enjoy and have fun!

-God, 17 rupees. -That's my brand.

-Sir, how much is the rent? -Rent?

-You all look like my younger brothers. -Brother!

Especially this one with coolers.

I like you very much.

Why didn't you remove? Fine, I'll wear mine.

Just pay me 2 lacs rupees.

He said "Just" 2 lacs rupees. What's the catch?

His coolers doesn't seem to lie.

There's some truth in it.

You may take it back in a year's time.

Oh! He's giving it for lease.

Give me your details.

-We'll get the agreement ready. -Sir...

-we have to move in today. -Yes, sir.

You have already moved in here!

So sweet of you, sir.

Your happiness is my happiness.

You're cute, sir.

Buddy, I thought the milk will boil and overflow.

But it has gone bad.

-Not a good sign. -What do we do now?

You want something to overflow, right? Wait.

Wait, dude.

Buddy... an independent house just for us.

No more issues hereafter.

Our business will flourish.

If our business has to flourish then things can't be like earlier.

-Correct. -We must share responsibilities.

Let these two take care of buying booze and cooking.

You both take care of buying provisions and cleaning chores.

And what will you do, his highness?

Someone has to take care of the accounts, right?

That can be done by all of us together.

You do the dishes.

Don't look there. Come, let's cross this place quickly.

Look at that!

Why did she close the baby's eyes while crossing our house?

Smoking causes cancer.

That's why that mother closed her baby's eyes.

Oh God! The engine turned off.

Now what about that?

Let me think.

'To prevent Corona virus from spreading...'

'the whole nation will go into lockdown for 21 days, starting tonight'

'as declared by the Indian Government'

'The Indian Prime Minister has requested people not to step out of their houses'

I pushed the button yesterday and it's turning on today?

'All the trains and buses are cancelled'

'Also the 10th public exams are postponed'

Why is the volume increasing when I press off?

'Malls, theatres and liquor shops will reamin shut'

Why doesn't it switch off?

I'm filled with joy! Filled with joy!

The liquor shops will be closed for 21 days.

Imagine if we buy booze with all the money we got.

-We make a fortune selling them illegally. -That's the fact!

Then James and I shall go to office

and buy all the necessary stuffs on our way back.

What is it?

There's petrol in the bike but it's not starting.

Fine, come. I'll drop you on my way.

Dude, your bike is punctured.

-Now what? -Shall we book a cab?

Book a cab? Don't we have our own cab here?

Mr. Ola!

Whoa!

-Look at the crowd. -This is a provision store!

Imagine the crowd in liquor store.

-Hey, move! -You jerk! Move!

I said, move!

Watchout! Take out the money!

Quick, give me the booze.

These guys are dangerous!

We made it!

My dear Shanmugham, stay safe.

They are asking us to take medications to prevent corona.

We have the stock of all the necessary medicines needed for Corona.

You take care of your health, mommy.

Aren't you drinking?

Any problem?

-My office gave me 15 days off. -Awesome buddy!

Share me your cigarette. Let's have fun the whole day.

My colleague tested positive for Corona.

They have asked me to quarantine myself.

Hence, I'm thinking how to quarantine myself.

Were you sitting close to that colleague?

No.

-Did you hug him? -No.

Then nothing to worry.

Well, yesterday I just shared a cigarette with him.

-Get out! -Hit him.

You innocent face!

-Why don't you go to your native? -What if my parents get infected?

You're concerned about your parents? What about us? Are we orphans?

Who else do I have expect you friends...

Mr. Running Nose.

I talk from experience.

Only if you quarantine yourself we all can be safe.

You better quarantine inside that room.

Are you planning to finish off the booze without me?

I must get my quota everyday!

You stay inside the room. We'll ensure you get everything.

'Pity state of all booze lovers due to liquor shop shutdown'

(Drunkard blabbing)

-'I'll get Epilepsy if I don't drink.' -'Obviously it's unhealthy.'

'It's a loss for the government and difficult times for us.'

'O God, give us the serenity to accept what cannot be changed,'

'the courage to change the things we can,'

'and the wisdom to know the one from the other'

'What will you if they shut down the liquor shops?'

'I will die, sir!'

'I will die if I don't get booze!'

You had called me?

Buddy,

whiskey, brandy, vodka, rum, gin and beer;

we have got everything! So when are you coming?

You're my God! Just send me the location.

-I'll be there in half an hour. -I'll send.

Brother...

-Brother... -Look, the cops are all over.

It's time to close the shop. Come tomorrow.

I wanna talk to you regarding a business.

What business?

Booze!

Original ones. We have loads of it at our house.

Say the word and we can sell it. 50-50 share. What do you say?

You better get lost or else I'll break your jaws! Get lost!

Here he comes. Reached?

Buddy, they caught me at our street corner.

They punctured my bike tyres.

Buddy, nobody can come out.

People are asking us to deliver it.

If this continues, then everybody will learn to make booze watching YouTube.

We got a friend working in Sumoto.

He's got an E-Pass.

We shall deliver the booze in the name of food delivery.

Awesome idea, buddy.

Nice. It's so soothing to the ears.

Here comes our Sumoto boy.

Welcome buddy.

Here he is, dude.

Come, lets go. The customers are waiting. Let's go and deliver.

Just sit.

What happened?

I lost my job.

You lost... your job?

I once opened a pizza parcel and tasted it.

That old video got leaked now.

They snatched away my tag, ID and the bag.

So buddy, game's over?

And our business is gone forever?

Shut up or I'll kill you.

How can you blatantly lie...

that you stole the food meant for somebody else?

Now who will run this business?

If all of us are jobless then how are we going to survive?

So,

the only person with a job in our house...

is me, right?

Go straight, you'll find a hole.

Jump into it and die. Bullshit, get lost!

What the fish, Akira?

How did I end up in the terrace?

How did he... You! Corona patient!

Told you to stay inside the room!

What are you doing in the terrace?

You guys have made this a habit! Wait and watch, you'll get one day!

Now what's with the death threat?

Go to the terrace again and I'll finish you! Better stay inside the room.

(Corona virus prevention announcement)

-Hands off me! -Buddy, I've something important to tell.

I just got a call from the hospital.

I've continuous day and night shift for a week.

After that I must be in quarantine in a hotel for a week.

I think I'll be back only after 15 days.

Buddies,

please don't finish off all the booze before I come back.

Can I have some?

Can I dab some?

Bye guys.

'Unable to beat drug addiction even after great efforts?'

'Do not worry. Here!'

'Addiction Killer.'

'Million of families that are affected due to addiction...'s

You look like you're lost in some thought.

I feel something's wrong in this house.

I think it's because you're sober, buddy.

How about a drink? I think that will fix everything.

You think so?

Why has the quantity reduced from 180 ml to 90 ml?

Shall we drink it?

Baby will be back in two-three days and he'll rip us apart.

To hell with that 'Test tube baby'.

Let's finish the booze, tinkle in the bottle and fill it up.

Baby is back.

He'll ask for booze.

We didn't even tinkle in it!

-Let's sleep. -Yes, let's sleep.

He didn't even mind us.

What?

Disturbance!

Now give me 100 kisses!

Yes! She agreed to it!

I'm in love with you.

What is he up to?

Here! "Open Sesame"

Disturbance!

Buddy, how come Baby is not asking anything about the booze?

Mr. 'Test Tube' Baby, come here.

Wait darling, I'll be back in a second.

What's up?

Something's off about you.

Looks like you've been blowing kisses at the phone. What's the matter?

Well, buddy... There are Corona patients everywhere.

Hence the store room was filled with sanitizer, mask, PPE kit... oh my!

It was so boring. Then one day...

I was playing on the phone.

I wooed this girl from an app in my phone.

I feel so shy.

Wooed a girl from an app? I don't get it.

Let me make it simple for you.

Don't you go shop to shop to pick up delivery?

Similarly,

this is an app for boys and girls to pick up each other.

That's how I got a girl, buddy.

Get lost!

Disturbance! Disturbance all around!

Let me click a close up of my bicep! She'll be impressed.

Baby...

tell me that app's name.

What will you give me if I tell you?

I'll give you a cigarette.

Dumbbell.

Spell it.

Timble.

That's Timble not Dumbbell!

-Give me the cigarette now. -I already have that app!

"As the King's eyes search for the Queen"

"Love is in the air and my heart's flying"

"This is the magic of love"

"Mind-blowing ecstasy!"

"Mind-blowing ecstasy! It's so mind-blowing, hell yeah"

"Mind-blowing ecstasy!"

"Mind-blowing ecstasy! It's so mind-blowing, hell yeah"

"99,998"

"99,999"

"1,00,000"

"1,00,001"

"1,00,002"

"1,00,003"

-"1,00,00...' -What are you doing?

I'm counting the stars.

But I can't see any stars.

Since when?

Since morning.

Since morning?

Continue counting.

"1,00,004"

"1,00,004"

Damn it, the same mouth with which I drank booze...

I am now forced to drink Kabasura Kudineer by those Chinese!

Baby, you were all smiles yesterday.

Why are you all tears today?

I don't what happened but she isn't replying since last night.

She stopped talking to me.

You can feel bad later. Wear your shirt now.

Stop gossiping and get out.

Come again. Get out?

Whole nation is on lockdown.

Cops took away the bikes of those who went to buy booze.

-Where can we go? -I went to buy cigarettes yesterday.

The cops made me kneel down.

Guys, my girlfriend is coming. So please leave.

Your girlfriend?

That 'Test Tube' Baby was blowing kisses till yesterday.

How did you woo a girl overnight?

Tell me the truth. How much are you paying?

I used the same app he recommended.

I installed it last night and got a match.

And I wooed her! So stop talking and please leave.

Don't we have another room. Take that.

Dude, she's coming to meet me. I told her I live alone.

Please leave.

What? You told her that you live alone?

There's a ground nearby. Go there and come after couple of hours.

-Who's that? -Wow, Jasmine flowers.

I guess that's Karthi's girlfriend.

He wooed her yesterday and she agreed to come to house today?

Damn sure she's not the holy type!

Why are you jealous?

He's got the prey and so he can play.

-Try if you can prey. -I don't like to prey.

-But I like to eat. -Shut up!

So when you say you like to eat, won't it be all wet and gooey?

"This cute sparrow is mine"

"It has fell into my lap"

"You have set my heart on fire, baby"

Move!

Whoa, look at the shirt!

Whoa, a men's panty!

Where is my buddy!

Whoa! A lipstick mark.

Looks like this is where the magic happened.

Jasmine flowers. Let me look for more evidence.

There's nothing else.

Open.

It's fully wet.

Oh my God! So he did it?

Mr. Karthik!

Look at him sitting so innocent after doing it all.

Shut your mouth.

Remember; it was a month end and you were broke.

You said your hands were shivering.

I shared my booze with you.

You said you were constipated.

I shared my cigarette.

Once you said you were feeling cold and had fever.

I hugged you so tight that I took over that fever from you.

After I did so much for you,

-you didn't share... -Hold on!

You didn't share that app's name.

Ask the app name directly instead of buttering me up!

Thanks a lot, buddy.

Why is it asking me to pay up if I want to swipe?

Where will I go for money?

30 swipes per day is the limit. You'll have to pay up after that.

Now what do I do, buddy?

Give me some idea.

Nothing can be done from your account until midnight.

Oh! So I can resume after midnight?

Who set the alarm at this hour?

Sorry buddy. I set the alarm for you guys.

In case if my phone didn't go off.

-Get out, you mongrel! -Scavengers!

-What did you do? -Oh, cute?

-Looks like she loves me. -Did you give it to him or not?

"My aim will not miss"

You had your food?

How did this corona monkey reach here?

What happened?

What are you doing here?

I am talking to the crow.

-I am talking to the crow. -Go down you ill-fated jerk.

Do such things again and I'll tie you up. Go to the room.

Which crow was he talking to? I see no crow here.

You have moved here, is it?

I am gonna wear Karthik's lucky shirt and have a blast today.

I can't sustain on the same story for long.

I must write something new.

-He's having fun. What's up kid? -I am the only son to my parents.

I see you making a juice instead of tea.

Is it for everyone?

No! It's fig juice and it's only for me.

Fig juice?

No one should disturb me for the next two hours?

All of you move to the street; I'll stay in the house.

You too?

-Kid! -What is it?

Shall I stand in a corner and hold a light to you?

Won't it be good?

-What did you say? -Oh it's nothing.

Are we filming a porn here?

Get out and get lost! Do it now!

This is not the way to speak to an elder.

Next time, the knife will land on your nose.

Got it? Now get out.

Can I have that fruit?

-That is not for eating. Get out! -Great.

What will he do with the fruit?

Gopal is a crazy nutcase.

Do you think his girlfriend will be a sane woman?

What are those two nutcases doing in the house?

Who cares about the chicken if the meat and stew is tasty.

You are right, buddy.

It's already time, where is she?

Damn it!

What shall I do now?

Let me call her.

It's ringing.

'Greetings, I'm Amitabh Bachchan'

Who is this north Indian?

'...prevent COVID-19 from spreading...'

Again this north Indian guy?

I did not call this guy!

If I call again and the same guy will speak.

Anyway, let me try again.

'Greetings, I'm Amitabh Bachchan'

'Let us all take a vow to dispose the garbage properly'

You are driving me mad!

The number you are trying to call is currently not reachable.

I hate you! You bloody salt!

What if the police catches us now?

We came out even yesterday.

No one bothered us.

Seems like police are jobless these days.

-They are sitting at home. -Yes.

Even thieves are scared to break into houses these days.

-You said police are jobless but look! -Look at those guys riding triples.

Catch them.

Go! Go!. Don't let them escape.

Catch them. Stop!

Madam, don't pull me, my hand is already hurt.

-He has wheezing, we're visiting doctor. -Yet, he smokes cigarette?

How dare you lie to me? Get down!

Madam.

"Eight idlis, prawn gravy, ten idlis, dhal sambar"

"spicy gravy is not enough. Chew a betel leaf"

"Eight idlis, prawn gravy, ten idlis, dhal sambar"

"spicy gravy is not enough. Chew a betel leaf"

"Eight idlis, prawn gravy"

"Ten idlis, dhal sambar, spicy gravy is not enough "

"That is that, this is this. Come get it"

"Punch to the right, punch to the left"

"Punch with swag"

"Punch to mock 'em"

"Punch on the mouth"

"Punch on the top"

"Punch on all the spots"

"Punch, punch"

These guys were irresponsibly roaming out during corona time.

To prevent people from stepping out again,

the Tamil Nadu Police Department has made this awareness video.

I really pissed them all off. It's been an hour since they left.

I exaggerated things to them.

Better I set it up like some girl came over here.

I need a lipstick mark. What shall I do now?

Idea!

Look at him. He poses like a underwear model.

Karthi, buddy.

Karthi!

Wake up! Don't you want to know what happened?

I was so happy for you when your girlfriend came.

But you don't even care to ask about me.

We are already bruised.

Please go away.

-Won't you ask? -Oh please!

You want to tell us your adventures, right?

Tell!

Look at the kisses she gave me.

Your girlfriend has such a big mouth?

What were you doing when your girl kissed the wall?

Hey, those are missed kisses.

Lock two nutcases in a room and this is what will happen.

What are you doing up there? Get down.

Partner, are you rehearsing for a suicide scene?

I tried everything that I could.

But nothing worked.

I don't want to live anymore! I am going away! I am going!

The emotion works out very well.

You will become a great actor.

You will definitely make a movie. Get down now.

Do you think that is my concern now?

What is your concern then?

I failed to do what I was meant to do.

You two have found a girlfriend and had fun with them.

I am using this app for two days, but couldn't find any. Help me God!

What were doing for two days? Give me the phone.

You morons! Switch on the fan and go talk outside.

Damn!

-What is it? -Dude, read his texts.

Oh dear!

Instead of messaging like this... No, come here.

The rope and noose are still intact. Hang yourself.

Don't speak like that, Karthi. This is all I know.

Help me guys.

Die you fool.

Whom shall I ask?

Which director would help me?

Mr.Vetri?

He'll make my girlfriend speak cuss words and enjoy it.

Mr. Lokesh?

He will behead my girlfriend without mercy. Bad boy.

Mr. Bala?

He will brutally insult my love life.

Whom shall I ask then?

Who else knows about romance?

Mr. Gautham.

-Yes Mr. Akira? -Mr. Gautham...

I am planning to stage a human drama in a bedroom.

-Wow! -I need your advice.

Okay. Put a stress on your girlfriend's name and say it out.

For instance, let's say your girlfriend's name is Jessie.

Put a stress on it and say Jess-ie, Jess-ie.

-Jessie. -Yes, Jess-ie.

-Jess-ie, is it? -Yes, that's right.

-Gautham. -Yes, I am listening.

How should I commence my love with her? I mean the romance.

-Wear a blue shirt. -Blue? Okay.

Come with me to my house.

-Wear a stylish bracelet in you hand. -A bracelet?

Most importantly, brush your teeth.

Okay, Gautham.

-Bravery triumphs! I'll call you soon. -Good luck!

Look at my house, you will like me.

Damn, I'm running out of time.

Buddy, this oldie Akira...

Do you think his girlfriend will be a young woman?

I bet it is an old lady with an ugly face, just like him.

Why are you always envious of others?

Stop body shamming them and come.

Why is she not here yet? Let me call her.

'Greetings! This Amitabh Bachan'

'Let us unite..'

'and we prevent COVID-19 from spreading...'

'and for that we must...'

'The subscriber you are calling is not reachable'

Not reachable?

Once she's here, how and where should I work on her?

'As people are confined to their homes due to the curfew,'

'spotting a police drone in the air...'

'youngsters playing carrom board in the open erratically fled the spot.'

I got the board. My lungi fell down.

Karthi, where are you? Hey! Hey!

Take my lungi home. It's very costly!

Did it go away?

Is it still there? You guys abandoned me.

That helicopter is still chasing me.

I'm running around in my torn undies.

It is well past the time.

What do I do now?

Let me arrange the room like she visited me.

Or else these puny brats will mock me.

Let's begin.

'Will you cross your husband for me?'. Scene 1, shot 1 and action!

Hi Dear Sweety.

I'm Akira.

'We must not pursue love'

'It will not last'

So fluffy.

'It must happen naturally'

'It must knock us down'

May I kiss, please.

'And drive us crazy'

'It must always be with us'

'That is true love'

I must pull it.

I will kiss and lift you up.

Awesome! Awesome!

Why do you care where I'm taking you!

Guruji, observe Akira's love, not his horniness. Close it!

Please come.

Let's have a low angle shot; I call it 'ecstasy in cotton'.

Awesome.... awesome.

Enough?

No. The perspiration of the hunt has not appeared yet.

Shall I pour some water on myself? I'll kill you.

Run, run, run. You are heavy, baby.

Come, come on, jump. That's too heavy.

Shall we go?

Superb!

Shot okay?

Perfect! Perfect!

Slide down.

Step aside you punk.

Are you tired from the adventure?

Some fresh air for you. Enjoy the fragrance, man.

Stinky fellow!

Sweat on the wall. It is still wet.

-Looks like a grand adventure. -I violated all the 64 ancient arts.

-This old geezer is having all the fun. -Go in, take a look.

Look, he has played with the vessels.

Damn!

Damn!

Cottons everywhere!

A doll? Was it a threesome?

How did he get so lucky?

Plan success.

Why are you crying?

Look what he has done.

Baby, why are you screaming like a old lady now?

Man, either stop crying or tell us the reason for crying.

Dude, my girlfriend is a shy person.

She is hesitating to come here.

All of you have a girlfriend now.

Arrange a get-together tomorrow and call all your girlfriends.

That way, I will also ask my girl to come.

I will also have a happy time.

-Uh-oh! -Why are they quiet?

Why are you all looking blank?

My girl will be here in two minutes like Maggi.

I'll prove it. Shall we have get-together?

-You? -My girl will be here. Confirmed.

No need for me to call. She'll be here tomorrow.

Such was the impact of my shot.

Thanks a lot dude.

I'll take this room tomorrow.

I'll find a way.

Wear this, wear that, why do they keep on pestering us?

Sir!

Step aside.

-You! -Sir?

This area has been declared as a red zone.

No one is allowed to enter the area or exit their houses.

Even if they have an e-pass.

Wear a mask and place barricades on the road. Do it now!

(WARNING) (Corona affected area. Do not enter)

What shall I do now?

Shall I tell that my girlfriend got the Corona?

No, they will lock me inside the room.

Yes, I'll tell that her mom has leprosy.

No! No... They will not let me inside the house.

Yes, the area is declared a red zone.

But still, she came for my sake...

and the police caught her. I'll tell them so.

Awesome. Lock that idea!

Let's go.

-Baby... -Don't talk! I know your real faces now.

I was a fool to believe you all.

Kolaaru, these two guys messed it up.

His girlfriend is in red zone area. She is not able to come out, he says.

And police arrested his girlfriend as soon as she stepped out, he says.

Your girl will be here, right?

What? Why are you blinking?

I shouldn't have believed you guys. I knew that you were all bluffing.

I believed in you guys and asked her to come.

She is unlike you all. She is a gem! She is a pure woman!

What is a pure woman doing in a bachelor room?

That's a fair question.

She goes to college six days a week.

Whom will she visit on the seventh day?

I will thrash you, be quiet.

I invited her here.

I will call her immediately and ask her not to come.

Damn this guy! Give the phone to her.

Give the phone to her.

It's ringing. Attend the call, darling.

Attend the call, sweetie. Attend the call.

It's coming from here.

("Kattipudi Kattupudida" from the movie 'Kushi' playing)

Guys!

Baby, what happened?

What is it? Why are you yelling?

Buddy, my girlfriend's phone is ringing.

If you call someone, it rings.

Buddy, it's ringing in James's room.

You said she's a pure woman.

My girl won't even enter my room without my permission.

I swear she wouldn't have entered James's room. She's a good girl.

She's a very nice...

-You still don't get it? -James abducted your girl!

Thought he'd be with your girl but he's sleeping alone.

His phone is here.

-Call him. -He fooled us all.

'Greetings! This is Amitabh Bachan'

It's ringing buddy.

'...we can prevent COVID-19 from spreading'

But this is not ringing.

I can hear it somewhere around here.

He has bought a new phone just to mess around with us.

If he bought the phone, who opened that door?

-May be the wind. -You son of a...

Lift me up.

Take it.

Pick it up fast.

Kolaaru, shall I show them the kisses you made up?

Holy guacamole! You turned beetroot into lipstick?

Look how he fooled us.

What's up, Shanmuga Sundaram?

Shall I show the shot that you created?

Are you okay with it, Akira?

You old geezer!

Look what he did to that doll!

-What's up, Karthi? -God!

You too?

Shall I show your video next?

So a girl really came for him?

I am coming from corporation office. How many you stay here?

Does anybody have cold, cough, fever or any such sickness?

Are you okay?

Five of us stay here and we are not sick.

Okay. In order to prevent COVID attack...

you must drink Kabasura Kudineer every day.

Can I have some water?

Wait, I'll bring some.

It's not water, it's juice.

Thanks.

Can I have your phone number?

Sorry.

We all are going to die?

It's a ghost!!!

James...

This is not the time to play wrestling.

Move aside, will you?

It hurts, man.

Let me go.

Let me go, James.

James...

Everyone, get out of there.

Run! Run!

Come on! Out!

That's the Undertaker style!

Who is he?

Knock him down!

That's Stone Cold style!

Stop it, James.

I'd better play the referee.

One.

Two.

And three. You are the winner!

See what I'll do to you! I'll kill you!

You are done for...

I haven't slept for three days. My head is spinning.

If anyone causes any trouble today, I will bash them!

-Oh God! -Run! Run, faster.

-Man! -Sir?

Who are they? Why are they running so fast?

Who is this creep, dressed up in a girl's nighty?

Who are you guys?

Sir, there is a ghost in our house.

I'll thrash you all!

Stop your ghost stories and get out of here.

Sir, it is hitting us with hammer.

-We cannot go. -Shall I hit you with my baton now?

Come on, hit them.

Careful, the path looks big.

-Sorry, sir. -Chase them away.

You are roaming around in a red zone area? Go back in.

-I'll rip you apart! -Get back.

-Get back in. -Will you get in or not?

Pelt stones at them!

Go back inside!

He is coming from out there.

I am scared, Buddy.

Not there?

He's coming closer.

Why are you guys scared? My quarantine period is over.

-I am free of corona. -Who the hell cares about corona now?

Why is the house messed up?

-Why are your clothes torn? -Damn you.

Who dare break into the house and beat you up?

I would have thrashed them if you had woke me up.

It was he who thrashed us.

Well, buddy.

-We slipped and fell down. -Fell down?

-All the four of you? -Yes.

Kolaaru, I am hungry. Can you prepare something?

No, not me.

Go, go do something.

-I am hungry too. -I'm the only son in my family.

Buddy, I am starving from last night.

-Go in. -Come on, go inside.

You! Selling me out, are you?

Hope he doesn't lay the Smack down on me.

What's wrong with him?

Alright. Whatever.

What is happening? He looks totally normal.

I have seen it in a movie.

If we look through the legs, we can find out if he is a ghost or not.

Okay, go take a look.

What are you doing here? Get lost.

I didn't see any ghost, I saw something more terrible than that.

He's not wearing underwear.

Fool!

When I said through the legs, I did not mean his legs.

I'll show you how to do it.

Spread your legs in 'V' shape, hold your head still...

bend down and look at the ghost.

Buddy, the head is in place of the legs.

It's a ghost.

God!

What happened to you guys?

Can't I walk freely without wearing underwear during this corona time?

Here he comes.

What's with the new formality? Just sit.

Sit guys.

It's okay, you please sit.

You guys are acting kind of weird from the morning. I wonder why?

Stop acting crazy, guys. It's just the phone.

The phone?

Whatever!

'I do not care if you love him!'

'I do not care if you sleep with him!'

'I do not care if you carry his baby!'

'But you will only marry me!'

What a genuine human being!

This is true love.

So, are you people not interested in love?

No, we don't need it sir.

You can go ahead and become the initial for someone else's kid.

Hey, Kolaaru.

I am starving, bring it fast.

Bring it fast, Kolaaru. His reactions are changing.

You might break the cooker, you fool.

"Awesomme radio presents, 'A raw bash up with mash up'"

"A superhit night show, just for you"

What on earth is this? Were you cooking this all this time?

You ugly moron.

What's with the stupid colour lens?

Kolaaru...

Why are you grunting?

Can't you hear me?

Why are you acting weird?

Buddies, if I remain patient anymore,

my mustache and masculinity will become meaningless.

I am going to thrash him and if anyone tries to stop me,

then there will be a murder here!

He's a prophet.

He predicted his own death.

Let me go.

God! Save me guys.

Okay, he's showing me things around! Help me, guys!

Shot okay.

Call him! Call him at once!

Yes, darling.

Are you doing good?

How can we be good in a ghost occupied haunted house?

You hid everything and rented this house to us. You have cheated us.

Return our money back. If not, there will be consequences.

-Didn't you read the agreement? -Yes we did.

Read the fourth point in the second page again.

Where is the agreement?

Claiming the presence of ghosts in the premises, we will not vacate this house.

If we still vacate the house, we will not ask for the money we paid.

Show that.

He cheated us.

Why does this look smaller than the other points?

Not reading the agreement carefully was your fault.

If you manage to stay alive after 11 months,

come and collect your money. Bye, my darlings.

Sir... sir...

I have seen this scene in a movie before.

Why didn't you say it before?

How could I have known that he had also seen the scene?

To hell with you.

-Shall we move out of this house? -What?

Move out? Does money come to you so easy?

I paid the lease amount with the hard-earned money I made from driving.

I will not move out without the money. You can leave if you want.

Problems are nothing new to us.

Let's face off with the ghost.

Whatever problem may arise,

but we must not move out of this house without getting the money.

Got it?

I swear this on my Guruji.

-Dad, it's me. Shanmuga Sundaram. -Tell me.

I am very scared, dad. I'm coming home, dad.

-For what? -I can't live here anymore, dad.

Don't you step into our village during this Corona time.

People are pelting stones at anybody coming here from Chennai.

Even I beat up and chased away two guys.

Don't make me beat you too.

You could've gone for second show movie instead of conceiving me! Hang up now!

One more minute in this house and I might die.

I better escape from here.

Thank God! No one noticed.

Thank God.

-Come here. -Damn!

-It's the police. What do I do now? -Come here!

Where to?

-Sir... -What?

There is a ghost in our house.

-A ghost? -Yes, sir.

Sir, we caught someone here.

Go, tell it to our boss.

Go, tell our boss. Go!

Why are you loitering here?

Sir, there is a ghost haunting me in the house.

I cannot stay in there.

Is it?

-Did you hear it, head constable? -Yes.

He said the same thing to me.

I'll deal you later.

Why is everyone saying the same ghost story?

Sir, I have come alone. Only me.

So, who are they?

Go, our boss is calling.

Why are you lifting it too often?

-Damn you guys. -Move aside.

-Head constable. -Sir?

Drop these guys at their house...

and guard their house entrance.

I am canceling all your other duties; hereafter your duty is at their house.

-Take them. -Okay sir. Guys, walk!

-Go. -Get inside the house.

You spoke like some hero yesterday.

You even swore on your Guruji and now you chickened out?

I didn't run away.

It was him who ran away.

No, he was the one who ran away first.

Buddy, my stomach is churning.

I'll talk to you later.

Buddy, I stepped out to check where they were going.

Then why were you carrying a bag, you eloping wretch?

Eloping wretch? Whom did you just call an eloping wretch?

Your sister is an eloping wretch!

Didn't she elope with the milkman?

Hey! Talk all you want about me.

Do not drag my mother or my sister!

You want me to talk a about you?

You are a stupid..., free-booze craving, horny pig.

Why are you berating me alone?

You see this guy? Do you know about him?

He was born to a second wife. Berate him too.

Why are you meddling with me? My mom was married legally.

That may be true, but people call you the concubine's son.

Concubine? If you say it again, I will break your jaw!

You will break his jaw?

I am the one who must be breaking all your jaws!

Shall we fight it out?

Yes, we shall.

Let's do it in a grand manner!

Let's do it!

This time I'll safeguard it well.

Hey, I am back!

Weapons are not allowed.

Red card for you, get out.

You give me a red card? I don't need this to fight.

There is no water.

Buddy, there is no water.

Guys, switch on the motor.

Get lost.

There is a bloody war going on here.

This horny dog is watching porn without even realizing it's on loudspeaker.

Buddy, open the door. Open the door.

Baby!

-Break it. -You are done today.

Baby, what's with the blood?

I told you not to be in bathroom the whole time. Look, what you've done!

-But it will only cause heavy breathing. -It's not that.

Look at the blood in my hands.

The ghost beat me up.

-Ghost? -The ghost hit you?

You are a God-gifted child; did that ghost hit you? I will crush it.

No, no, don't go. Don't go!

When I first opened the tap, air gushed out, then it was blood.

The ghost grabbed my neck, lifted me up,

and banged my head on the wall again and again.

Don't go. There is a ghost inside.

Stay here everyone. Do not go inside.

Karthi...

Do you want a beedi?

I have seen 148 horror movies till now.

In 70 of those movies, the characters did the exact same thing.

What is that?

That is...

If we ask the ghost about its desire and fulfill it, the ghost will leave.

-Simple. -What was your father's desire?

He desired for me to excel in studies and get a good job.

-Did it happen? -No.

Your mom?

She desired for me to get married and give her two cute grand kids.

-Did it happen? -No.

What did you desire?

The same as my mom.

So, you have never fulfilled anyone's desire.

Yet, you plan to fulfill the ghost's desire.

Got it. See you.

What happened in the remaining 78 movies?

In the remaining 78 movies...

Exorcism!

They used sorcery to fend off the ghost.

Find the perfect man for that job.

I will.

The ghost in this house is not a normal spirit.

James beating us down and throwing us in the air.

It is a wrestling ghost!

Kolaaru beating up James.

It looked like a wife beating up her abusive husband.

I am not sure about the ghost which beat up Baby now.

Yes.

So, how many ghosts we have in the house?

One ghost.

But it has multiple personality disorder.

Keep your movie brain aside.

Find a priest who is good at fending off ghosts.

I will find him.

I will find him and come back.

Greeting! This is your Soimuttai Saint.

Greetings, boss.

Do you have a ghost haunting everyone in your house?

Follow my instructions exactly and the ghost will run away.

He's an awesome priest.

The one who has not been possessed by a ghost yet, please come forward.

It's you both.

If there are more than one of you,

then I request the bravest of them all to come forward.

Go on!

Just go on.

It's nothing, darling. Just go.

Don't you dance in the centre during songs? Now, go.

My scar!

If you step forward...

and decide to back out of it,

You will bleed from all your nine holes...

and die horribly.

Bleed from all the nine holes?

Why man?

Weirdo!

The most important aspect of this ritual is...

that you must do this ritual naked.

Please, no!

Damn, you guys sold me out!

Hey! Where are you all leaving?

To the shop, to buy some stuffs, sir.

To the shop? Did you forget what the inspector said?

None of you must step out. You are in house arrest.

What are you going to buy? Do you have a list?

Give that to me.

Candle, kumkum, turmeric, country chicken...

Chicken?

The meat shops will be closed.

How are the restaurants getting meat then?

You can get it but it will cost more.

-We will pay it. -Alright then, give it to me.

-How much do we have? -Give everything, I'll buy it.

Give it to him.

You must stay put here.

-Sir... -What now?

-We want the chicken alive. -Alright.

Don the flower on the chicken.

Draw a star with the kumkum.

Light a candle over it.

Is anybody there?

No one here, come.

In the middle on the night, stripped bare naked,

with a lamp in one hand,

you must offer prayers to the moon.

I am standing naked here, please hurry up and save us.

Sir, look over there.

Some guy is holding a lamp and standing naked.

-What is happening there? -I don't know, sir.

We are far better.

We are happy here while our wives are at home.

They have gone mad staying at home for long.

"O' moon, come and save us"

Here, hack it.

You must hack the chicken

and sprinkle its blood all around the house.

'Om Soimutta Saint'

Catch it.

Get back to your positions.

Come this way, come.

Not you Karthi. You stand there.

What did Soimuttai Saint say?

People attacked by the ghost must not touch the ritual materials.

Oh yes.

What is it, Karthi? Why are you waiting?

You sold me out, didn't you? Go catch the chicken.

What are you looking at?

Go on, sir.

-Catch it. -Hurry up.

'Youtube celebrity and fake Godman Soimuttai Saint'

'was found dead in his house bleeding from all his nine holes.'

'His mysterious death has caused a panic among the people.'

God!

-What was that noise? -Go, go.

Karthi!

Karthi!

-Where has he gone? -Karthi...

Why is there blood all over the wall?

What is it?

Where is Karthi?

What's happening?

Let's check outside.

Why is he doing yoga in the air?

God!

Man, it's a ghost!

Why are you guys lying on the floor?

Why are you floating in the air?

Oh God!

("Kattipudi Kattupudida" from the movie 'Kushi' playing)

Sir, did you hear that?

They are watching midnight masala on high volume.

-Shall we join them? -Yes, sir.

These guys are causing a lot of nuisance every day.

Let's turn it off. Come.

Shall we watch before turning it off?

You'll lose your job, okay?

-Sorry, sir. -Go.

Who is over there?

Let me go.

Let me go. Please!

Let me go.

I don't know what is happening to me. Tie me somewhere.

Please guys, tie me somewhere before I get possessed.

Please guys.

Uh-oh! He has transformed.

Sir, seems like a Titanic scene is playing inside.

Are you so horny from missing your wife?

Sorry, sir.

Come.

The lights are flickering.

Looks like a girl.

-The sound is coming from there. Come! -Let's check.

Where did they get her during this corona time?

Push! Push!

Push. Push him, guys.

Damn!

Sir, please move, I will also take a look.

Sir?

The have brought in a girl.

Almost there. Push, push, that's it.

Guess it's a gang-bang.

Push! Push!

Push him inside! Lock the door.

To save, we must break the door.

-Break the door. -Do it yourself, sir.

Get lost you...

Hands up!

Hands down for you alone.

-Thanks a lot, sir. -Shit, cover it up.

To hell with your thanks.

Where is that chick? I mean where is that girl?

The girl?

Save me!

Save me! Let me go!

Head constable, the girl is inside. Save her.

Break the door!

We worked very hard to push it in.

-Don't do it. -Is it so?

Yes, sir.

-What are you doing? -Preparing to cover her with my shirt.

That don't seem to be your intention. Break the door down!

Don't do it, sir. It is not a girl, it's a ghost.

I will verify if it's a girl or a ghost.

Sir, please, don't do it.

-What are you waiting for? Break the door! -Move aside!

What is happening? Are you guys acting?

Are you also acting along with them?

Sir, don't do it!

With all due respect, step aside.

Watch me!

Don't do it, sir.

Don't go in, sir.

God damn!

No, no, I cannot take it.

I cannot take it anymore.

God! It ripped me apart!

-Didn't we warn you, sir? -Yes we did.

I told you, sir.

How were you surviving with this ghost all these days?

Now you understand our problem, sir?

I'll get you the contact of the previous tenant who lived here.

Meet him and find a way to escape. Let's run out of here.

Please don't go, sir. Don't go!

-Mom... -It's okay if there's a ghost,

but still your dad tells you not to come here.

-Did he really say that? -Yes.

-Do you know what? -Tell me.

Dad has a mistress.

-I'm myself a mistress to him! -What?

Hang up now!

'The Tamil Nadu government has announced relaxed curfew...'

'for three days in some parts of Chennai.'

-Who do you want? -Ask him.

Sir...

We are coming from number 18, Anbu Nagar.

Aren't you Mr. Krishna?

-Come on, guys. -Come.

There.

You are a gang of five, right?

What I am about to say is not something new.

But it might come as a shocker to you.

Just few days after you moved into that house,

only one of your bikes might have worked.

The next morning, the house would be clean by itself.

Nobody would cross your house in a normal way.

They would cover the children's eyes when they cross.

Bikes would automatically stop.

The rider would fled in haste.

The TV?

It will switch on and off on its own.

None of you could switch it on or off.

That's not all.

You would have chased behind a woman in desperation.

But she'd have never turned up.

Am I right?

Your bad time started back then.

You five would have never left the house together ever.

In fact,

even now, only you three have come to meet me.

The ghost would've possessed each of you in a different manner.

It will possess only when you are alone.

Going by my calculation...

one of you has not been possessed yet.

If that had happened...

you would have not come here to meet me.

One of you might have surely died.

You describe the events in our house exactly as they happened.

We have seen it before and you are experiencing it now.

What our previous tenants saw was what we experienced.

Sir, just like we have come to meet you now

did you meet with your previous tenants?

Their advice should have helped you escape.

If you can tell it to us, we will also escape.

Our previous tenants were not alive.

They were also a gang of five.

When they found out that a ghost was in that house...

they tried to escape the house.

But it enraged the ghost and it killed them all.

-Killed them? -After that...

no one was able to retrieve their bodies from the house.

We were not able to collect any details beyond that.

But how did you manage to escape from that house?

One guy from our gang refused to leave the house until he got his money.

We left him in the house and moved out of it.

Something he saw in the bathroom has scared the bejesus out of him.

He died of cardiac arrest.

He was 24 years old.

Heart attack when he was taking a dump.

You flushed the poop of a dead man.

If a 24 year old has succumbed to heart attack,

then what was that he saw, that took his life?

What could it be?

Basically we sacrificed one among us.

You might think that we have escaped from it.

But we didn't.

We are dying everyday of guilt, thinking of about our dead friend.

We left a friend to die.

Sir, what should we do now?

I'll tell you what you shouldn't do.

Don't stay alone in any room.

Buddy, it's time.

Such a cruel life!

Come out, guys.

Darling.

This is Baby.

It is my time to poop now.

To make you come out,

shall I tell you an inspirational story?

Akira, if you come out now you will not be alone.

You'll be known as the great one who helped a man with dysentery

Can you hear me, Akira? Come out.

You fool!

No matter how much you shout, they can't hear it.

-Sit! Shit! It's a hit! -We've got a message.

Come soon. Urgent!

We have got a reply.

Why is it in yellow colour?

Find the next tenant for the house,

and get out of there.

'Look at the posture he's sitting in, like an innocent beggar.'

'Madam, he is acting.'

'Let him out and see his activities. Look, he's laughing.'

This damn thing keeps turning on and disturbs us. Turn it off!

Turn off? I will break it today.

Wait.. wait!

That's the house owner's TV! Just leave it!

Yes, uncle.

Is it?

Are you coming here? Come, I'll share the location.

Your uncle?

He has come down from U.S due to the lock down.

He is very rich now.

Let us pin this house on him and escape from here.

But he is your uncle.

He is a stupid fellow!

I am back!

To the Tamil soil that gave me life and to my motherland,

my gratitude and greetings.

Yesterday's search is history.

Tomorrow's search is...

science.

-I'll whack this alien head. -Wait up.

Dude, who in the hell is he?

Told you. He's a mad man.

You are a world renowned scientist.

What are you going to do in this city?

The people here are my friends and relatives.

I will work with them and make their life much, much better.

Confirm! He's mad.

-Shall we see the house? -Yes, come in.

Welcome uncle.

North facing.

Best!

Wow!

"Best uncle! Best!"

North-east kitchen.

Best! Best!

"Best uncle! Best!"

Teak wood antique piece.

Best! Best! Best!

South-east master bedroom.

Best! Best! Best!

I like the house a lot.

How much is the advance?

Shall I tell him?

If you can pay 2 lacs now, we will vacate the house immediately.

Why should you vacate the house?

My company has asked me to work from home.

The rest of them are jobless.

Our parents in our native are missing us a lot.

So, we've decided to go back to our native.

That's a valid point.

But there is a minor problem.

According to the bank rules,

I can add your account and send the money only tomorrow.

What's this?

Sir.

Can you break it into smaller amounts and send it to the four of us?

No, I can't.

Income Tax problem.

IT, my foot.

This is corona time.

Since the hotels are closed, I'll spend the night here.

Oh dear!

Are you okay with that?

-What is it? -I'll be back.

-Wait for me, uncle. -Is he going to the loo?

He went to set up the room for you.

Oh? Funny.

Lord! By grace of your noble heart, this clown has arrived as our slave.

Lord! By your merciful heart, bless that he doesn't have to pee or poop tonight.

Lord! By your kind heart, bless that the ghost does not possess this bum.

Lord! I take your hands. Lord! Don't let go of my hands.

Lord is God! Trust in him!

What if he wants to poop tonight?

Forgive me! Forgive me!

Doubt! Doubt!

Doubt is the tool of Satan! Doubt is the chariot of Satan!

Doubt is the son of Satan himself!

Lord! The mistakes I have done knowingly or unknowingly, relieve me from them.

Here I come, uncle.

-I cannot take it. -What is it, uncle?

Why are you loitering like a pregnant cat?

I only have suits with me.

Nothing suits this climate.

Do you want a nighty?

A nighty?

You jerk! What do you know about nighty?

Wear it once.

You will feel like you are floating.

"I realized how wonderful it feels"

-How is it? -Awesome.

-Give. -Wait, I'll give.

You've had enough.

Won't you let me have even the end of the beedi alone? Wait.

Give me a beedi.

Guys.

I though you were OG guys.

But you seem to be useless guys.

Won't you booze?

Uncle.

Not only us, no one in Tamil Nadu is boozing.

They closed all the shops following the lockdown.

Don't worry, I have.

Dude!

Enjoy guys.

Been so long since we drank!

Whoa! Wow! Unbelievable!

Wrong! Totally wrong!

How can one drink in that glass?

Look at this.

Drinking from this glass...

will remove all the bad stuff from the booze.

Legend Raj's research...

is top notch!

When it come to partying with friends,

"It's on another level, on another level"

Uncle.

You are a famous scientist in the U.S.

And you came alone?

You could have brought two chicks like Hansika and Tamannaah with you.

But how?

I spent all my time in studies.

I didn't find time to love.

If I find the time for it,

I will show my skills in love too.

Do you want a Tamil girl or a foreign girl?

I will marry only a pure Tamil girl.

Why don't you find a good girl for me?

That is the only job we haven't done yet.

Coming.

What are they up to?

Why is he following him like Hutch dog?

Oh!

Modern love, is it?

I support LGBTQ.

Where's the lighter?

Hey, where's the lighter?

Damn it, guys.

Are you shocked, uncle?

What is it?

I am support.

They finished up so soon?

Feels like my stomach is churning.

Why is he holding his stomach?

Hey! Look over there.

Uh-oh, his stomach is upset I guess.

He is getting up.

Go with him.

-What? -Go with him.

Why is he following me?

Could he be...?

Why is he giving me a horny look?

Listen, I am support LGBTQ.

But I am straight.

Sir...

My six pack body frame and my phone case might given you a false notion.

But I am not such a guy. Only woman, not man.

Listen to me, sir.

I knew it when you asked me to wear nighty,

that you will try to...

Sir.

Problems will arise.

I know it'll arise if he comes behind me.

Please understand, sir.

I asked you to find a girl for me; not him.

He's trapped.

Why did the lights go off?

A red tone?

There it goes!

Poor guy.

I feel sorry for him.

Uncle.

He'll step out now.

Why did it turn off?

Uncle... uncle.

People remove boxers in toilet, why is he removing the wig?

Thank you.

What happened, uncle?

Something beyond science has happened.

East, west, north, south; everything is a waste.

Wrong, this house is totally wrong.

Totally wrong!

I must discuss this with priest 'Naai Saamiyar'.

-Move! -Give me my nighty.

Get lost!

Karthi, help me.

The one who has not been possessed yet,

make sure the ghost doesn't possess him.

Pull me back. Pull me back, guys.

Stop the show off and pull harder.

You guys saved me from that ghost, by a whisker! Do you love me so much?

Love you, my foot!

If it possesses you, it'll take our lives! Get lost!

"O' God, I fell in a trap"

"O' God, what a vexed life it is"

"O' God, I am locked in mess"

"O' God, please fix this somehow"

"I whining here, O' buddy"

"Unable to escape, I'm crying my heart out"

"I deep down in crap and I'm suffering"

"This seems to be a never ending game"

"O' God, I fell in a trap"

"O' God, what a painful life"

Dude,

I've got an excellent idea.

Why don't we run away from this house?

Oh God! A million thanks to you and your idea.

-But why? -I don't have the guts. Ask him why.

Why?

The count of those who tried to run away and died is more than we can count!

I don't even want to get started on it. Try your luck.

-What about you? -Go to the next person.

No way, I'm not in for it.

Then forget it, I dropped the idea.

Then why did you ask us, you crazy?

Just timepass, dude.

It's full of worms!

-Who are these guys? -No idea.

Dude, this is the priest my uncle was talking about.

He is 'Naai Saamiyar'

He is here on the orders of your uncle Legend Raj.

Shall I enter the house?

-Sure. -Move!

Is he looking for a place to pee?

Who in the hell is this fellow?

The way he's sniffiing, I don't think he's here to chase the ghost away.

Instead he looks like he's here to drink the left over booze my uncle got.

See that? He turned away because the bottles are empty.

Priest, the batheroom's inside.

Hey!

Wherever he lifts his leg, it means the presence of ghost is more there.

Do you need me to do anything?

-Place this lemon in that place. -Give it.

Why did he scream?

Not there but the places where he lifts his leg.

Why did power go off?

All of you step outside!

Nobody must step inside even if you hear me screaming.

This ghost is very dangerous.

It'll go to any extent to confuse us.

So don't come inside unless I tell you to.

I'll come out myself. Out!

No light or sound effects.

-Is this priest for real? -Shut up!

No sound - that means he's dead.

By now...

The power is back on.

Our priest has captured the ghost.

Get a bottle and a funnel, quick!

Come on.

Make it fast.

This bottle?

Don't you have any other bottle?

Beer bottle, whiskey bottle, wine bottle, rum bottle

We have many such bottles. Which one do you prefer?

Any bottle apart from liquor bottles?

Even to fill provisions we use these.

Jerks! Fine, open it.

Open it!

-Close it at once. -Close it.

Listen, many have died in this house.

This spirit is behind all their deaths.

I've captured the spirit and locked it.

Do not open this at any cost.

This bottle must be opened only under a streaming water body.

If you open it in open air then game over!

This spirit and the spirits of those killed by it, will kill you all and me!

Be careful. So dissolve it in a streaming water body before midnight.

Hold the bag carefully.

Today marks the end of the evil spirit that had caught us.

First we'll dispose it in sea, then fill the bag with booze.

Booze? Where can we get it?

I have got the information.

-It's been sold in city outskirts. -Yes, buddy.

Why's there no water?

Nobody turned on the motor?

I only bath once in a blue moon.

Buddy, look!

Buddy, cops! Don't stop!

Stop! Stop the bike!

Come here. Stop the bike.

Turn off the engine.

Where are you roaming during this lockdown?

-Sir... -Well, that...

No mask, no helmet and on top, triples on a bike!

Get down all of you!

Where are you three going?

Sir, he is a doctor.

An emergency in his hospital. So we are going to drop him.

He is a doctor and you want me to believe that?

Please believe it, sir.

Why are you wearing a cooling glass in the dark?

It is dark outside the specs and bright inside it.

Are you even a doctor for real?

Yes, sir.

Tell me the name of four medicine.

Crocin, Anacin, Cetzine, Metacin.

-It's a sin that you all were born! -I know, sir.

-What's in the bag? -Sir... in the bag...

Stethoscope, PPE kit and mask. That's all and nothing else, sir.

Yes, sir. Nothing else.

-Give the bag to me. -No, sir. We have sterilized it.

It's not allowed.

-Here. -Not advisable. Against the rules.

Give the bag. I'll take care of it.

-Give it! I said, give me the bag! -Please, no.

-Sir, please. Sir... sir... -I'll lay one slap! Give it!

-Sir, please. No... sir... -I'll give one slap!

-Sir, please... no, sir... -Please don't open it, sir.

Oh God!

-Sir, liquor! -Sir...

Sir, it's not liquor. Please listen to us.

Please, let us go, sir.

-Sir... sir... -I said, let go! Let go!

-I said, let go! -Sir!

How dare you try to break such a quality liquor during lockdown!

-Sir, that is not liquor. -Yes, sir.

What do you even know about the greatness of this brand of liquor?

You can only differentiate between foreign and local liquors, isn't it?

But the only local brand of liquor ruling the foreign market is this.

The rich drink costly brand and the poor drinks local brand.

But the only brand that the rich and poor drinks...

is only this one!

-Oh! Cringe. -The liquour is the symbol of equality.

Do you know how long it takes to prepare this liquor?

Sir, it'll take an hour to drink it but I don't how long to prepare it.

Seven years!

Oh, fine.

The first time this liquor hit the market was in 1954.

So when did they start preparing it?

-2000 and.. No wait... -1954 - 7 *...

Stop calculating with your fingers! It was 1947!

Correct, sir.

The first thing we did as soon as we got independence from Britishers,

was inventing a Rum brand of our own.

History?

But we keep drinking imported booze like JD, Absolut, Red label, Black label.

But do you have any idea how many foreigners come here to drink this?

Any idea how many foreigners have applied citizenship to be here for this?

For this brand of liquor, sir?

So many Kingpins - Ringfishers came here to bring this brand down.

But this brand screwed them all royally!

Yes sir!

Buddy, I'm scared.

Sir, if you open this bottle, then forget Kingpins - Ringfishers...

everyone will be screwed royally.

Quiet!

-This is National drink of India! -That's not liquor at all, sir.

-Sir, please no. -Sir, please don't open!

I told its history so that I can open it up!

-Sir! No! -Sir, do not open it!

Sir, it'll become a huge problem!

Why is there no water?

Let me go and check the tank.

First call up the guys and alert them.

Call them.

-Oh my God! -Why are you shocked?

-Now why are you getting shocked? -Buddy!

("Kattipudi Kattupudida" from the movie 'Kushi' playing)

Game over, dude.

At least we must stay safe. Drive carefully.

Who turned on the mixer?

Baby!

(Random channels playing)

Kolaaru...

Dude, stop kidding. I am scared.

Go slow!

Karthik, why are your hands off the accelerator?

It's driving on its own!

My hands are off the accelerator but it's speeding up!

Oh God... brightness... my glasses... where's my specs?

Graveyard!

-Buddy! -Buddy.

Thank God, you all are here.

Buddy, we haven't died yet.

-Then why are they burying us? -Who brought us to this graveyard?

Buddies, be happy that we are at the graveyard.

Why be happy about being at graveyard?

Buddy...

we five have somehow escaped from that house!

-True. -That too alive.

-Right? -Yes, we've escaped.

Finally we escaped from there.

Buddy...

Buddy, look booze!

-No. -Booze.

Just wait and watch.

You will also leave something dear to you.

Booze is the reason for our current predicament.

Starting today we will quit drinking!

-What? -We'll quit, buddy.

You are advising? That's new.

-Let's quit drinking. -Let's quit drinking?

Now promise that you all will quit drinking.

I now understand why our house owner said that!

The ghost has given us a chance to live again.

And for that we must quit drinking.

Kolaaru, make the promise!

-Kolaaru, no. Don't do it. No! No! -I quit!

You also make the promise.

Just do it.

-Starting today we are not drunkards. -Yes!

Come.

Buddy, we are all teetotalers from today.

Now that calls for a celebration.

Buddy, how about celebrating it with a drink?

I am okay with that.

Buddy, these glasses and liquor bottle look familiar, isn't it?

Show me.

-Dude, remember my uncle gave us these. -Hold this.

He left our house, didn't find any place and he ended up staying here!

-I wonder what research he did here. -Take that!

Don't scold him. Look he left us grapes, fruits and what not. Bring them.

Cheers!

-We are back to the same house! -How are back here again?

'Five youths, who lived in the same house in Siruseri, Chennai...'

'were found dead under mysterious circumstances'

"Doesn't matter how much you keep drinking"

"You must learn to reform"

"Let's drive from Velachery to Pondicherry"

"If anyone tries to stop us then break their head"

"The boys"

"The boys"

"Hit it"

"Let's drive from Velachery to Pondicherry"

"If anyone tries to stop us then break their head"

"Let's drink and fly high"

"Let's forget our woes and be reborn"

"Let's stay calm and keep smiling, buddy"

"When time comes, we must explode!"

"Come on boys, let's shine"

"The boys"

"The boys"

"The boys"

"The boys"

"Bring the beat down"

"Hardcore!"

"Groove to the beat. Bend your hips and groove to the beat"

"Dance till sun rise and keep drinking like a fish"

"Keep drinking like a fish"

"Dance till sun rise and keep drinking like a fish"

"Come on, dear Take a chill pill"

"Just have fun. So come on, dear"

"Keep the sorrow at bay"

"Drink as much as you can. So, come on!"

"Velachery... Velachery... Velachery to Pondicherry"

"Let's drive from Velachery to Pondicherry"

"If anyone tries to stop us then break their head"

"Let's drink and fly high"

"Let's forget our woes and be reborn"

"Let's stay calm and keep smiling, buddy"

"When time comes, we must explode!"

"Come on boys, let's shine"

"The boys"

"The boys"

"The boys"

"The boys"

"The boys!"

Hey, Boys!

I sang because you requested me to.

Why are you drinking and wasting your lives?

You must prosper.

You and your family must prosper.

Whole nations must prosper and so must our people.

May God bless you all with prosperity.

Everything went well. All of you be at the party tonight.

"The boys"