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All right, let's do it.

Received, 20 William 12.

You're chasing a tanker, heading east.

Reinforcements available.

Air Unit 3 is in the area.

I see it but I can do it myself.

Unit 3 here. Forget it, Tango.

We'll think about it. Retreat.

Hang yourselves! I've been working on this case for three months.

It is not our responsibility. The sheriff and the traffic police are on their way.

Do what you have to do.

And good luck.

Thank you.

Christ!

He is crazy!

Shit!

I'm glad you arrived.

You like them?

Fuck you!

I prefer blondes.

The honor is yours.

- Captain. - What the hell is going on?

I let them do their thing.

You took out the windshield.

- There are two men on the ground. - I noticed.

- It's not our responsibility. - Real.

- What the hell are you up to? - I heard voices.

- And what do they say? - Which is not a truck.

It's a tanker.

No, he's a walking traffic ticket.

Have you checked the first panel?

It's full of petrol.

We checked the whole truck! There's nothing!

And you have gone beyond, Mr Citizen!

I want gun and badge! I want your head!

Who do you think you are?

He thinks he's Rambo.

Rambo...

...it's a girl.

But look, it's snowing!

Who wants to get high?

I'll be damned!

Not bad for a "Mr. Citizen"!

Ray Tango.

He beat us again.

If it's not Tango, it's Cash.

Tango and Cash! Cash and Tango!

These two cops are driving me crazy.

We must do something.

I agree. I'd like to deal with it myself, Mr. Perret.

No, we'll take care of it.

No.

Not like that.

I have something else in mind.

Hey, Cash!

- TANGO STOPS DRUGS - Mr. Armani with the badge!

Cash makes another arrest

He move!

Police!

It's my car!

Take it off!

What is he doing with my car?

Son of a bitch!

What's up? Do you have a headache?

He is crazy!

What did he do to my car?

I believe in perestroika!

Welcome to the United States!

LOS ANGELES POLICE DEPARTMENT WEST DETACHMENT

Tango, I saw your photo in the newspapers.

Ra)', look here.

Extreme luck.

- Catherine is waiting for you in your office. - Very good!

You can't just pick up and leave...

...because it turns you on. It's...

What?

Illogical?

- Absolutely! - It's nothing.

She'll only be gone a month or two.

That's a little too long for a vacation.

It's a dance tour. I just need to get away for a while.

You have everything you need in this city.

Filth, crime and slime.

No thank you. I prefer to go.

Agree. But give me a number so I can track you.

Why don't I call you?

Why don't you call me?

Catherine, if you're feeling stressed, don't run away.

Stay and we'll figure this out together.

Don't make me feel guilty.

I need to be alone for a while, All right?

And I promise I'll be a good girl, Lieutenant.

There she is!

The key word.

"Good".

You're telling me you're going to be good because you know that...

...automatically, I'm thinking you're going to be bad.

- What is a "warranty claim"? - Why?

Your stockbroker on 3.

It's important, don't walk away.

Wait.

The plane leaves.

Catherine, don't go.

Be optimist.

Shit!

Harvey, it's me.

LOS ANGELES POLICE CENTRAL DETACHMENT

- Good thing you had the jacket on. - It almost didn't help with these.

Half-charged lead bullets.

That guy was really a mess.

Look at this stuff.

This shirt cost me $9. Can you find me a new jacket?

Wow, pizza!

Who touched my gun?

The viewfinder is moved.

- Maybe you dropped it. -She didn't fall on me.

Captain!

Did she confess?

No, she doesn't speak English. Our interpreter says he wants a lawyer.

Let me question you.

The guy who just tried to take you out? Not a chance!

Stay away from him, Gabe.

Apparently you don't speak English, do you?

I don't speak Chinese so I'll have to give you a crash course.

But I have a feeling you'll learn very quickly.

Come here. Sit down.

This is the first lesson.

The next ones will be harder.

Who pays you?

I don't know!

Wrong answer. She tries again.

I think he's one of Quan's men.

I don't know his name. I swear!

Look at this stuff, flathead.

You already speak it perfectly.

- What happen? - English for beginners.

Your miserable lawyer will be very late so...

Do you want to confide something to me?

Think carefully.

A deal. Tonight.

AI number 4942...

...of Front Street. At 9:00.

Very good.

Compliments.

Not a bad first lesson. Don't forget to wash your hands.

There will be a nice raid tonight, at 4942 Front Street.

- Is it reliable? - Yes. A wiretap.

- Fantastic. - What is this all about?

The downtown clown against the Beverly Hills slum.

- These things make news. - I don't understand you.

You make a lot of money and dress like a banker. Why do you do this?

For action.

Sound American action.

If you really want to face death, you could always get married.

Is it a proposal?

Gabriel Cash.

How many million dollars? How many?

How many this time?

Oh God!

Ray Tango!

He loves to dance.

Enter at a waltz pace, steals all my drugs...

...and then he walks away at a tango pace.

That's enough.

Too much television...

...can damage your eyesight.

Now do you understand why we can't kill them?

No.

I do not understand.

It would be much quicker.

It's easier.

Faster...

...and easier.

This is how you make a cake.

Either you clean a toilet or you shop via...

...postal catalogue.

But that's not how you run a multimillion-dollar company like ours.

Mr. Quan.

In the eastern part of the city...

...in your area...

...Gabriel Cash...

...it cost me 60 million dollars...

...counting guns, drugs and other deals. West...

...Mr. Lopez...

...Ray Tango"-

...cost me even more.

Two little mice...

...and so much damage.

If we kill him, we risk bringing the entire police force on us.

They are already heroes.

Why make martyrs of them?

Instead of killing them...

...we'll play a game.

A match that only we can win.

In two weeks...

...I will receive the largest shipment of weapons that...

...we have ever managed.

And by that date...

."Tango".

...and Cash...

...they will be calm and safe...

...behind the bars.

Aren't they beautiful?

What is it, man? Do you want to get killed?

The opposite, you mean.

If I pull the trigger, your throat will hang from that wall.

You pull that trigger and I'll shoot and break you in two.

You are crazy? You can't do anything to me with that gun.

Not with this one.

You know me, right?

You're the second best cop in town.

I heard it said about you myself.

- Forget my case. - Your case?

I've been working on it for 3 months.

Then you're really stupid. I've been working on it for 30 minutes and I've already reached you.

- Don't interfere. - Nice tie!

What do you want to do?

I'll go in first. Cover me on three.

One.

- Two. - Three.

Cretin!

Who win?

He's my turn.

Do not move!

Don't move your hands.

His hands aren't going anywhere.

The honor is yours.

He has a microphone.

There is something wrong.

- You should be a cop. - Did you expect this?

No, I didn't expect it and I didn't expect you either.

Why does he have a microphone on him?

I don't know. Best wishes with the confession! And you know what? This case is yours...

...so I disappear. Hi sweetie.

Drop your weapons!

- Stop! - We are policemen!

Wait! We are on the same team! Read this, dammit!

I'll blow both our brains out!

- No problem. - You convinced me.

It's hysterical.

- I'd like a receipt for that. - Me too.

We can talk about it.

That's my gun.

What is he doing here?

It was in my locker.

It's not your gun anymore!

It's a test.

- What's your gun doing here? - They stole it from me.

Do you want to tell me what you did?

I don't know this man. I didn't arrive with him.

So, with your permission, I would leave. Hi handsome.

You will not have arrived with him, but you will go with him.

Is a mistake.

You will pay dearly for this.

Take these bastards away!

Right away!

- You bring bad luck. - I hope you have a good lawyer.

Perret says to use this tape.

TANGO AND CASH ARRESTED FOR MURDER!

- Did Tango kill a federal agent? - Nothing to say.

Was Cash there too?

Nothing to say.

What evidence do they have?

They have a .38O with Cash's fingerprints on it.

They think it's the murder weapon. Ballistics are being verified.

They were at the crime scene and no one else was seen coming or going.

What else?

The tape is ready.

Which tape?

FBI HOME AFFAIRS - Show us the money. We are in a hurry.

- They're in the suitcase.

- Open it. - There are all.

- Count them, if you want. - YES, we want to.

Where's the stuff?

Right here. Directly from the power plant depot.

I love dealing with cops.

It confirms the low opinion I have of human nature.

In that case, You'll love this one to death.

Lieutenants Ray Tango and Gabriel Cash, two highly decorated agents...

...will be tried today...

...for murdering an officer during a drug bust.

Tango and Cash insist...

...in claiming to have been framed by criminal figures...

...a retaliation with the aim of getting them out of the way.

Various experts will testify on behalf of the prosecution.

Mr. Skinner, she listened to the tapes.

Can you give us your opinion on their authenticity?

I have no reason to believe they are not genuine.

How did you review this tape?

I obtained samples of the defendants' voices...

...and I compared them to those on the tape with an oscilloscope.

They corresponded.

When will this story end, remind me to rip out his tongue.

With a tow truck.

Authenticated tape When I arrived at the

location, I saw the two defendants, the guns...

...the money, the drugs and the body.

When they arrived...

...I thought, the plan was now ruined.

I was going to fix everything...

...when they killed him.

When this is all over, remind me to go see this guy.

I'll bring the electric saw.

I'll bring the beers.

Detective Cash jumped me.

He put a chair on my chest and sat on it.

I couldn't find a piano.

This wretch speaks English!

That flathead understands!

Flathead?

What would you call him?

Tango and Cash's lawyers leave the courtroom...

...and their mood can only be described as somber.

They fight a very tough battle...

...if not impossible.

Ray, someone set you up for good. Maybe you should negotiate a deal.

Can you guarantee me a minimum security prison?

Absolutely. This will be the deal.

Is Cash's lawyer advising him myself?

If he's smart, he'll do it.

I want to talk to Cash.

I have to prepare my deposition, I'd like to start.

What do you want?

First, I wanted to tell you that I don't like your race.

And what breed is it?

You're an exhibitionist, in search of glory.

This hurts.

Let me know when you're done criticizing.

I finished.

- My lawyer wants to negotiate. - Mine too. 18 months.

In that luxury prison.

The gym opens at 5 in the morning. You can start pumping yourself soon.

- Who framed us? - I don't know.

I have many admirers. And you?

A couple.

Listen. If we decide to negotiate, I do it together.

What you mean is that your lawyer wants to negotiate but you...

...you don't want this exhibitionist leading the negotiations, right?

- Right. - How generous!

- I'll do the talking. - No, I'll do it myself.

Not a chance. You'll mess everything up.

When is your birthday? When were you born?

- Why? - Day and month.

- Do you want to read my horoscope? - Give me the month.

- May. - February.

I have seniority rights. I'll do the talking.

August 16th.

I have read your data. It's the day you broke your shell. August 16th.

I have seniority rights.

Everyone standing.

The hearing is open.

The Honorable Judge McCormack presides.

Sit down.

Your Honor.

The defendants want to change their position.

Order!

Very good, lawyer. How do they declare themselves?

Your Honor, Can I approach the counter?

Go ahead, Mr. Tango.

Don't worry.

Your Honor, I was a cop for 12 years.

I believe he is the best institution in the country.

They accused me of being too aggressive with criminals.

If this is a sin...

...then I'm guilty.

I've always worked with the best cops.

You are.

They do hard work.

I just hope that, with this process, the whole department...

...is not judged on the basis of what has emerged.

Thank you.

Not bad.

He has more to add, Mr. Cash?

- Yes. - No!

Mr. Tango spoke very eloquently.

I wish I could be as forgiving.

But I can't because...

...this story...

...it sucks!

She's a one-of-a-kind piece of shit!

Your Honor!

Order!

Order!

Please sit down, Mr. Cash.

Your Honor, the defendants do not contest the indictment...

...of manslaughter.

Are you part of a deal?

Yes. The prosecution recommends a sentence...

...of no more than 18 months in a minimum security penitentiary.

Mr. Cash, Mr. Tango, is this your will?

Yes, sir.

The court accepts this agreement.

The defense and the prosecution will have to present the appropriate documents.

The session is suspended.

GUILTY! 18 months for Tango & Cash

Now that Tango and Cash are behind bars...

...you don't have to worry anymore.

What is it, gentlemen? Don't share my enthusiasm.

Mr. Perret, excuse me...

...but I can't appreciate these games he keeps playing.

Excuse the question, Mr. Perret...

...but What will happen in 18 months, When will they get out of prison?

Use your imagination.

What makes you think... what will come of it?

And now go about your business.

I have a feeling this is going to be a big year for us.

Ever heard of shock absorbers?

Welcome to Club Fed.

Permanent holidays!

End of the journey. Out.

You! This way.

Now what do you have to say, genius?

I don't think there's a golf course here.

Make yourself at Home Sweet Home, guys.

There must be a mistake, right?

My panties are going down my throat.

What, they're not there? They were on the bus!

I'm already trying to track them down.

They got them off the bus near Victorville.

We have to find them.

The underpants problem is solved.

I noticed. You can stop holding your belly in.

Someone paid the prison board. That's why we're here!

They are corrupt too, like everyone else in this story.

I'll tell you something. The one who framed us has a lot of connections.

Do you think it's Quan?

Thank you.

No, wait! I understand!

It was Lopez!

It was Lopez! Follow me for a moment.

Lopez hires a guy who pretends to kill me...

...and who says he was hired by Quan.

He feeds me false information about the sale.

Lopez believes that no matter what happens, I will blame Quan.

Lopez has always been behind it, and now I understand it.

What do you think?

That with your intelligence, you are an unarmed but dangerous man.

Since you're so smart, tell me who it was, Sherlock Holmes.

- I don't know yet. - You don't know shit!

What are you doing?

Take it easy.

He soap.

And don't overestimate yourself...

...small pistol.

I don't know you very well.

Don't worry. One day the other will fall too.

Excellent. Keep talking, tripod!

As you wish, Minnie!

I forgot...

...I bet they throw us among the other prisoners.

They never put policemen among prisoners.

They never put cops around prisoners, right?

Cash, I'll set your shitty intestines on fire!

I'll shove sugar up your ass!

Shit, I locked up almost all of them.

Tango, you'll be my little whore!

I'll kick your ass!

You know what I hate?

- Waste. - Curse!

I forgot to bring the sausages.

I don't think rehab works here, do you?

In reality they are just misunderstood.

Cops!

Bring them to me!

Bring them to me!

Cops! Cops!

Bring them here!

Come here!

I want to talk to you.

Hey, asshole.

When I get out of here, I'll give you a new ass.

Do you know Captain Fracassa here?

Yes! I liked you a lot in Conan the Barbarian!

If you need me, Me and my ass will be around here.

Dirty pig! It's over for you!

I think you will be very popular here.

It's funny but I don't see your fan club around here.

That toilet is mine!

And what should I use?

I don't give a shit! Just don't use that.

All right, buddy. It will be better to clarify things immediately.

That's yours!

Would you mind stopping?

Thank you.

I appreciate it.

You do not scare me.

Do you see this?

I killed him.

Congratulations.

He was my best friend.

Crazy people aren't afraid of anyone.

Look at this stuff!

Sugar increased. I can not believe it!

Let's dance, Tango!

Come on, Cash!

Put it in the bag!

Kill him!

Kill me, asshole!

You're dead, Tango!

DIRTY LAUNDRY

Did they catch you?

What do you say?

Let me guess.

The welcoming committee.

That or a surprise party.

Do not move.

We will convince them with words.

I don't think they want to have a chat.

Let's not panic.

The infamous...

...Cash and Tango.

Disgraced and imprisoned.

What a shameful fall!

Who are you?

Consider me someone who...

...don't like you very much.

It's not a surprise party!

Shit! That's the guy I followed that night.

Don't panic.

Tango the little whore! You're really cute, aren't you?

Panic!

Do you want me to change this pretty face for you?

- No. - And you?

You first.

Don't panic.

I will cut your throat, I'll rip your tongue out of your hole...

...and I'll tie it around your neck as a tie.

- He's the one wearing the tie. - How brave!

Do you want to cut my throat? Go ahead!

Do you want to take my head off?

You can go bowling there if you want! Just don't let him do it!

I don't want to be killed...

...from this fucking Englishman!

I want to be killed by a fucking American!

Wanker!

Put it away for now.

Just for now.

There are other friends of theirs who want to say goodbye to them first.

What are you doing?

- I'll take my time. - For what?

I don't know yet.

Shit, it's Conan.

- Now we will be PSD. - What does PSD mean?

You will see.

Real, tough cops!

You don't seem so tough now.

Right, asshole?

He talks to you.

This pig and his cop friends...

...they broke my ribs, the legs and jaw.

Did you break that jaw there?

He deserved it.

Why did you do that?

Why? I was having a bad day!

Like now?

Don't panic!

Rats in a maze...

...men...

...in cage.

Bet, people! Which of the two will survive?

Who is brave?

Who fries first?

Cook, you bastard!

Tango, do you have a family?

YES. And you?

I only have alimony to pay. All there.

First Mr. Cash.

No, don't do it.

Cash!

Cash!

Fuck you.

Tango?

Fry, Tango.

Take them down!

Get off the scaffolding!

Seal this place!

Shit!

You fight this one. I'm a little tired.

You look terrible, Cash.

Matt, is that really you?

Yes I am.

How happy I am to see you!

My arm!

- Who is? - I'm Matt Sokowski, the deputy editor.

He was my boss when I started.

You're really in deep shit.

Really?

Who framed you?

We just met him.

If this fanatic wants us dead, why doesn't he shoot us in the head?

Why does he want to play like this?

Maybe he's bored at night.

-How did he get in? - Anything can happen here.

All you need is money. We have the best guards on the market!

If you have money, you can get whatever you want.

If they throw you back among the prisoners, someone will take you out.

In my opinion you have only one choice: escape.

Escape?

I take a teaspoon and start digging...

...and you start gnawing on the bars. She's bullshit!

What's wrong with him?

He's a little irritated. She misses her wardrobe.

What do we do?

Look, I've come up with a plan.

Can we trust it?

We have known each other for 15 years.

- Think about our lawyers. - And to the judge.

And he looks how we ended up. This time you'll have to trust me.

Now that's a risky proposition.

I have a gift for you.

You're amazing!

Yes, I miss my wardrobe.

This is the ventilation system.

You will enter it from the service shaft in the Courtyard.

This ventilation shaft leads beyond the wall.

I can turn off a fan and leave this door open.

I'll assign you a work shift and leave what you need in front of the vent.

This seems faster.

- No, it's longer. - We will follow plan A.

Come on, I'll take you to the infirmary.

Why your plan A?

Because it's much better than yours, which by the way you don't even have.

Not yet, but I will have it.

My companion in pain.

Sokowski assigned us to the garbage. Let's go.

Hooray! Let's run, let's run!

That's all set up for now. Force.

Negative.

I'm not coming.

Did your brain melt last night?

Look, I don't particularly like being PSD.

- What is this PSD? - "Battered, scarred and destroyed.

" I don't trust Sokowski!

He's a cop, for God's sake!

Who's this?

And my boyfriend, Slinky.

Come on, Slinky.

Let's see how the market goes.

You're just an unfortunate being, mistrustful and fucking misfit!

I love you too.

I'm not coming back to get you.

You're making a mistake.

Nobody asked you. I hope you make it, Cash.

Come on, you're late!

I wish you and Cousin It...

...to be very happy together...

...and to raise a beautiful litter.

You're half an hour late, asshole!

I'm doing my best, boss.

Matt!

Here it is!

Let's go!

Get out of the way!

- What are you doing here? - I felt alone.

I can't keep it anymore!

Shit!

Come on, Cash!

This way!

Move!

Your friend Matt has set a trap for you!

You're really stupid!

Matt is dead.

They slit his throat from ear to ear.

Ponytail!

By this way.

You will like it. It's the best ride in the park.

This way!

- Do you know where you're going? - Absolutely.

- Are you sure you know? - I know exactly where I'm going!

So get off your ass and get there!

Force!

- Is this the only way? - No.

We can go back. Let's go!

This way!

- Are you sure it's this way? - Very sure!

Force! Sector 4!

Don't touch those wires.

Thank you.

- Do you know what? - What?

I'm bored of electricity!

Complaints, complaints!

- And now what? - No problem.

Let's jump, grab those cables, we slide down and we are free.

Is that your plan?

We will fry.

You don't know anything about electricity, do you?

If you only touch a wire and don't touch the ground, you won't get an electric shock.

Right?

I don't know.

Me neither.

I owe you one from before.

So you can go first.

- You should always give me one. - I knew you would say that.

If I don't make it, will you try it myself?

It depends on how it goes for you.

What's up?

Come on, dog!

Come on, dog! Down!

Do you want more?

Come on, Tango!

Move!

Bark, puppy!

But how funny.

Christ! What did you do, did you stop for a coffee and brioche?

I hate croissants.

Come on, we have to get out of here.

- It was nice being inside with you. - Especially in the shower.

If things get hot...

...go to a place called Cleopatra. Ask for Catherine.

- You'll know where to find me, okay? - Understood!

I owe you one, I really do.

Quan and Lopez on one.

Pass them to me.

Gentlemen, I already heard about the escape.

Mr. Perret...

...this story is very disturbing.

We are threatened by two maniacs.

I think it's time to do something.

There he thinks again. This will be the cause of his downfall.

Try to control your fear of him.

These men are two escaped murderers.

They won't last long out there.

Mr. Perret, we can't leave this to the police. I insist...

Don't insist!

Pushy people make me angry.

Everything is under control.

Erase your tracks.

You are beautiful!

Tango and Cash escape

I hope they are well.

Attention, fire test begins.

LOS ANGELES POLICE DEPARTMENT RESEARCH AND DEVELOPMENT

Owen.

Gabe! I knew you would come here.

How did you manage to escape?

Do you have something to change me?

We have the same taste in clothing.

Do you need a special weapon?

I need a gun, a nice big gun.

Are those okay?

Perfect.

We even have the same taste in weapons!

Look at my new invention for the protection of retirement homes.

Well, you know... Gun boots work great.

See you soon, friend.

Knock Knock.

From what you eat, you don't seem very interested in calorie counting.

Are you too busy counting the money you received to set us up?

I didn't set you up.

Am I judging you unfairly?

Of course yes! I had nothing to do with it.

You have nothing to do with it.

Can we be honest?

You look terribly anemic.

You need... some iron in your diet.

I know you exchanged those weapons...

...and I know you planted the murder weapon at the scene. It is not true?

- They paid me. - Who?

I don't know.

You guys at the FBI are brains. Think, think, think!

An Englishman with red hair.

And a ponytail.

"You will pay dearly for this."

Do you remember? You told me. But you will be the one to pay dearly.

It does not matter. They want me dead. My life isn't worth shit.

It is true. But I need you myself.

Slam me in! I'll tell you what I know. We will help each other!

I hope they paid you well, Wyler.

Do you want a piece of it?

SOUND LABORATORY 88:8

Who is she?

What is he doing here?

Who the hell does he think he is?

Excuse me!

Who do you work for?

He is soundproof, how nice. So they won't hear me force the truth out of you.

You have all my greatest hits.

And those of Tango.

You've put together a really nice compilation.

He said he would kill me.

- Who? -He didn't tell me his name.

I swear to God!

And you were even able to authenticate your own work!

I am the greatest expert.

Not for long if you keep using this junk!

What do you say? This stuff is the best!

What do you want to know?

- How did they contact you? - By phone.

- How did they get the tape? - By mail.

I don't know the address.

But I recorded the conversation.

- I can make you hear it. - Very good!

Captain Schroeder, please.

She has to be there. Can you check?

Tell him his favorite stockbroker is back in town.

Entry costs 5 dollars.

- Is Catherine there? - Who?

I do not know her.

Is Catherine here tonight?

There are many Catherines here.

Joe! Chopsticks!

- Where's my beer? - You're distracting me. She's coming right away.

Cover that exit. You come with me.

What are you doing?

Stop there.

- Very good, Kiki. - Wait a moment.

I'm Catherine.

Only one person calls me that.

Ray Tango told me you could help me find him.

I haven't seen him lately.

There's a real cop convention out there.

Is there anywhere else we can talk?

Is Ray okay?

Only if I can get out of here.

In the alley.

They watch over him.

Any other ideas?

Hey, Elvis!

What size do you wear?

Stopped.

Let's take a look.

There is something wrong?

Come on, Lynn!

Hey, redhead.

Aerobics instructor, right?

Hands off my property.

How about a triangle?

Lesbians on two wheels.

So you knew who I was the whole time, right?

I understood. The press has been talking a lot about you lately.

I bet.

They set us up well!

I know. Ray couldn't have done all the things they accuse him of.

I'm not so sure about you.

My God! How did you do this to yourself?

Sliding on a high voltage cable among the pines, at 70 km per hour...

...tends to misplace a couple of discs.

Maybe we can get him back.

- As? - Are you joking?

Another six or seven hours of this and I'll be on the mend.

What's with you and Ray?

What do you mean?

I am trying to say. You love him? Do you hate it?

Neither?

I love.

Really?

Of course. He loves me too. He just has a weird way of showing it.

Do you two see each other often?

He comes and goes as he pleases.

How reckless!

But I live my life.

Good for you.

Further down.

KM'?

Further down?

Harder.

I'm going to move it very slowly.

- Do not stop. - I can go on all night.

Try it.

Faster.

More and more?

- Deeper. - Hate!

-I feel she's coming in! - Harder!

He's almost in!

Hate! He's totally in!

Hey, wretch!

Captain?

Do you receive all your guests like this?

Excuse me.

Stopped! Throw the duck!

Tango?

Great detective work! Way to keep everything under control, Cash!

- What are you doing? - Yes, it's nice to see you again.

You almost took out the captain.

At least I saw it! What were you doing?

I was preparing to take action.

- By the way, your girlfriend... - My sister!

My what?

She is my sister.

Your sister... But it's beautiful! I didn't mean that.

I know what you must have thought.

I have never deliberately hit anyone in my life.

But you... I'll plant you in the lawn with a hammer.

Who do you think you are? Don't know how to use a doorbell?

You put your finger on it and push.

Isn't this 125 Orange Greve Street?

Yes, it's my house, I live there. I have rights where I live!

It is my roof, my home and I let you dwell here.

I pay the rent!

- Is delayed. - Check the mail!

In Tango's defense, I have to say that he has been to prison.

Sorry, I think my tights are exploring unknown lands.

Very unknown.

Tell me something, seriously.

What were you doing on the couch with the "queen for a day"?

None of your business.

Catherine...

She was blessed with brains and beauty. How do you explain it?

I don't.

Cigarette?

Okay, that's enough!

It doesn't take us in, does it?

No, but I can only keep the department away for 24 hours.

The feds are looking for you!

You slip into something a little more... masculine.

You throw Donald Duck and go prove your innocence.

I've already started.

What is that?

The tape that will prove our innocence.

With the compliments of the counterfeiter.

Skinner?

Already. And what do you do?

3:45.

Start here.

We've identified the warehouse worm.

Ponytail?

His name is Requin.

Look for it. The address is up there.

You have 24 hours to find the guy who set you up.

- Starting from when? - From 5 minutes ago.

Honestly...

...what were you doing on the couch with the Elephant Man?

Please.

Enter the house. Change your clothes.

One day you will be a very ugly bride.

Is it a proposal?

- The blue one is beautiful. - And it's blue!

Forgive me for my behavior tonight.

I want you to be well.

I am fine.

I can not believe! How did you manage to escape?

Cash had a friend on the inside.

Sorry, I didn't want to come here but I didn't know where to go.

Ray, you're my brother. Where do you want to go?

- To the North Pole perhaps? - seriously, what are you going to do?

Maybe you should give up.

Talk to the press.

- How's your career going at the club? - You are strong!

You've got a sadistic madman on your tail and you're worried about my career?

I'm not worried.

But if you need money, I could buy you some shares or something.

The interest is 7.25%.

It's good money.

You help me too much.

No it is not true.

I work so much I never get to see you.

Don't feel guilty.

I love you.

Put it there.

Back, all the way!

I have to go. I can't put you in danger.

What you mean?

The rubbish and scum I have to deal with.

Here I am!

You see?

Let's go.

See you soon.

- Can I talk to you for a moment? - No.

I wanted to say that I was having a lot of fun...

...and then Captain Fantastic, here, he appeared and broke down the door.

Once this matter is resolved, could we go out together again?

Yes, I would like.

We could go to the stadium...

Can I talk to you?

I don't think my sister is your type.

Easy, friend.

Force.

I was waiting for you.

Ponytails are not in fashion at the moment. How are you, Cash?

Things are getting better and better.

- There's a party on the roof. - Can I invite this potato head?

It wouldn't be a party without him.

Plan A.

Nice party!

Thank you. Requin, isn't that a spectacular sight?

Who pulls your strings, puppet?

Go shit! I don't care about plan A!

I like it here. The view is beautiful up here!

What he said?

Plan A: failed.

Wait. Give me a name, Death's Breath, or you will return to London in a coffin!

Go fuck yourself, asshole! You're not worth anything!

Let me go!

Do it!

Plan A: failed.

Bad! Let's move on to plan B.

Do you have one?

Hiroshima. You understand?

Is this plan B?

Can we talk?

Not now, I'm busy.

Just a second. Please.

Isn't that a little too drastic?

What?

Blowing someone's head off with a grenade is a little too much.

You have your methods, I have mine.

I'm glad you didn't speak.

He'll talk if I shoot him in the leg.

I don't want the leg, I want everything!

Maybe he doesn't know anything.

- I don't care! - What?

You're a cop!

I was! But now we are two fugitives because of this beggar.

It's the showdown!

That's enough!

I heard about you.

They say you're crazy.

I didn't believe that sadism bullshit...

...but you are serious!

If you don't want to get hurt, step back...

...Peter.

Whatever you want, psychopath.

It's your fault, friend. He's lost control and I can't stop him.

But I have nothing to do with this stuff.

I'm leaving!

Goodbye!

I'll vote for you as "psychopath of the year", you bastard!

You look really shitty with a ponytail.

No sorry. Bye bye, little bird.

Hello, darling!

I do not want to hear it.

Perret! Look for Yves Perret!

Who the hell is he?

That guy with me in prison.

-Where is he? - In the desert, Ryko airfield.

Do you think it's true?

I don't know. But it's not raining and there's a puddle.

That's disgusting.

You fell for it and it's the oldest trick in the world. Bad cop...

And worst cop!

Did you sleep with him?

Crazy stuff!

Have you done the numbers?

I was so drunk I don't remember.

Come on, worst cop, it's late.

My Contribution to Birth Control.

Curse!

It was fake!

- And my sister? - This is a free country.

- So? - Everyone is free.

And your sister is very, very free.

I kill you.

Let's see'.

OMG!

Double armor and bulletproof coating.

A 120 mm cannon, on the driver's side.

Transfer case with separate twist.

It reaches 100 km per hour in 5.5 seconds and does 400 m in just over 10.

What is that?

That's one hell of a vehicle. Will you join me?

- At that time? - I'm impressed.

- Are you very impressed? - Very.

Does he have any gray matter or what? Owen beats! Victory!

This will go through a brick wall.

- We're OK. - Oh yes. We're OK.

Do you realize how much ammunition we have here?

This is a very violent work of art!

Who has the pink slip? Satan?

Why don't you take a look inside?

Didn't he invent your explosive bazooka boots?

Owen has milliseconds of genius.

Things?

A super-thruster. It is nitrate oxide.

What does it mean?

Who cares? We'll take it.

No you can not. It is a unique example, a prototype.

Trust me, Owen. We won't even give him a scratch.

We have the helmet.

Do I crash it?

Search Perret on the computer and let me know.

All right. We see What can I find out about him.

Is Owen a relative of yours?

Perhaps.

Ryko airfield was abandoned 10 years ago.

It is now private property. They are building on it...

...but the main building is 1.

5 km from the perimeter.

Thanks, Owen.

He seems calm.

It's crazy.

A beautiful madness. Don't you have the feeling that blood will flow?

It could happen.

If one of us doesn't make it, I want you to know...

...that you are the best cop I've ever worked with.

I want you to know something, Ray.

If you can't make it and I can...

...I'll go out with your sister.

I have nothing against you, you know.

But I don't want her to get that phone call at 2 in the morning...

...in which they tell her that something has happened to you.

I don't want him to live like this.

Nothing will happen to me. I'm lucky.

I promise you one thing. I'll stay away from her...

...until you give me your blessing. What do you say?

In that case...

...never.

As I thought.

Let's get to work. There is something on the computer.

Information on Perret.

- We're on site. - In front of a serious gate.

- Is this place fortified? - I do not know.

Be extremely cautious.

Listen to it, Cash.

Yes, mommy.

OMG!

Very discreet!

We're in!

Let's get out of here!

Force.

Where we are? It looks like a damn quarry!

Force!

To the right!

Left!

I'm trying!

Very discreet!

Where did you learn to drive?

From Stevie Wonder.

- We caught fire! - It's frying!

- It's a dead end street! - We are in a labyrinth!

We are trapped!

He's playing with us!

Shit!

Force!

Take those sons of bitches!

- Do you want the good news or the bad news? - The ugly one.

We have little petrol.

And the good one?

We have little petrol.

This sells used cars!

Take them!

Very good! That should be the last one!

Winning team!

- Behind you! - What is that?

He is not here to welcome us!

Jump!

What noise is that?

Don't worry. Just a couple of bumps!

Let's leave!

Give me a gun!

Are you hiding something from me?

Why are you bigger?

Genetics... little gun.

Why don't you guys talk to me anymore? Say something.

Perret must be there.

By force. It is the only building left standing.

Do you think he'll give up?

Probably not.

Remember...

...be extremely cautious.

What a beautiful collection!

Games for children.

No more "I owe you one." We're even.

- Why? - I just saved your life.

We'll talk about it later.

Let them come, Mr. Perret.

We are ready.

Bombs for girls.

Area destruction sequence...

...now activated.

Someone activated a bomb.

Who knows who.

- How do we block it? - Let's take Perret.

A little game for me too.

We only have 11 minutes.

The Raiders did 3 goals in 11 minutes.

Already! But they asked 3 time out.

Charger.

Careful!

Are you OK?

-Yes, he went out. - You are lucky.

They shot me other times. I have never felt lucky.

Stop complaining.

- Right side. - Understood.

- So much for the pastime! - We're on television!

Let's leave.

Not yet. The game has just begun.

This way.

Let her go!

All right, Requin.

Is it me you want? Here I am, I'm yours.

You are both mine now.

Two for the price of one.

The cute one over there he wants to dump one on me.

Throw the fucking machine gun or I'll throw the little sister here!

Throw it away, Cash.

I can hit him.

Drop that damn weapon!

If I throw it...

...we'll both die and you know.

If you don't throw it away, we'll all blow up.

Do you recognize plan B?

She likes me.

He might even lose his mind over me. Do you understand what I mean?

You don't know my friend.

He can't wait to crack your skull!

It is not true?

Well, darling...

...I want you to look at me...

...while I make your sister enjoy, very slowly.

But I only have a few minutes to tear you into little pieces!

We never talked about plan C, asshole.

Do you think it's fake?

PSD. And bad.

Let's find Catherine.

When He who keeps the accounts writes next to your names, he will mark...

...not victory or defeat...

...but how did you play the game.

What bullshit!

This match cost me dearly!

I'll blast it to the ozone.

Which one, though?

I know.

I leave you with this reflection.

All you need is a gun.

I got it.

Me too.

Let's take him alive.

Knees on three.

One...

- I have bad aim. - Me too.

Cash, block the door!

Move!

- Is fine? - Yes.

How did you know which one?

The ring, right?

No, the monogram.

It was backwards.

- The ring what? - It was on the wrong hand.

Are we smart or what? Let's get out of here.

20 seconds, Cash.

There's a lot more pollution in the air tonight and it's called Perret.

Kiki, are you okay?

I am fine, I'm just worried about you.

Thank you. I'll probably lose my arm for saving him.

Catherine, please, it's just a scratch.

Cash, you weren't concentrating and you tripped.

Was I not focused? That shot was meant for you!

With everything I've done for you... How ungrateful!

Made for me?

This is not the time to argue.

She can't accept being number two.

It's a difficult notion to digest.

Keep dreaming! You keep your version, I have the truth.

Why don't you just admit that you work well together?

Say what you want, Ray...

...but I have earned the right to date your sister.

You will have to pass over my corpse.

Done deal.

Heroes again...