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The World Does Help Me Heroes As His People Said Him But Never A Name Would Down To Fame

Compared With That Of Tome But Never Made That Oxford No War Was To Prolude But None Of Them No Harms About The Intelligent Mystery Tome

With Never A Name Would Down To Fame Compared With That Of Tome

Hahahaha

Ooh

Hello

Hello

Hello You Jacks

Hello Toad

Have Look At That Thing This Is The Line A Soj

Eleventh Such Smooth This Such Silence Be Not Quite As Much Silence As There Was Toad

What I Said It's Not A Silent As It Was

Hey How Do You Be?

Toad What Is That Contraction?

It's A Lady Steve Major It's The Only Thing Haha A Steam Poured Punt

Yes It's A Great Deal Of Skill Mind You Oh Yes It Would One Need A Natural Sensive Balance And

Understanding Of The River And The Keen Senses Of A Natural Navigator

Toad But As I Was Saying To The Secretary Of The Hellery Gatter

Toad There Are Some People For Whom The River Is An Open Book

Toad Ahead Of You For Whom Every Curve And Ripple Spells Out Of Meaning To Whom The River Speaks

To Whom It Says Look Out!

No No No God!

No No No No No!

Hey!

Oh!

Oh!

Help!

Oh!

Oh Steve!

Oh!

No He Saves You With A Band of You Ship!

Oh!

Oh!

Save Me!

You Are The Tunt No!

Me!

No!

No The Band!

No Me!

Me!

No!

No, dear.

Poor Mr. Toad!

Indeed, my dear Chief.

Poor!

Poor Mr. Toad.

Well, all I can say is, and he's lucky I am the shortest champion that I am.

How do you mean Toad?

Well, you just have to look at the way I reacted to danger back behind me.

I mean, lots of the people.

Well, you know, ordinary people would have panicked.

Honestly, Toad, anyone would think it was you that saved us.

It was you that needed fishing out of the river.

Who? What, actually? What?

I didn't need your help, I was.

I was enjoying myself tremendously.

Man, there will never be anyone quite like that animal.

Yes, I suppose you're right, measure.

There never will be anyone who I'd like me.

Don't be too sure, my friend.

Don't be too sure.

Hello?

Hello?

What you doing in my amok?

I was only here.

Did you have a good day at the races, Chief?

Yeah.

I had a excellent day at the races.

I had cabins for the hour, you know.

That's nice, Chief, because I, my son, have come up with a winner.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Go and get the others.

Right, you got shut up.

I've got news for you.

Oh, Mr. E.

And there's someone here.

What I'd like you to meet.

No! No!

Chief, it's told.

It's told.

Yeah, I'm mistakeable, aren't I?

Now, in many, where would you say?

You know something else?

Mr. Toadier has very hospitably invited us to live with him at O'Dawg.

Yes, Mr. Toad!

Chief?

Well, what about, you know, rotten, molen?

Badger.

Oh, yeah.

Who?

You know what to worry about, silly old ref and silly old moon and silly, stupid, pompous old grandeur?

Just leave them to me.

Oh, she's the old old.

So, when are we moving in, then, Chief?

Just as soon as we've captured Toad.

All right, Chief.

Just...

Perhaps.

I thought, I mean, Mr. Toadier, Chief.

You pathetic, even nothing.

Oh, that ain't Toad.

Not...

Not...

Toad.

Most certainly not.

That's not a mistake.

Is it?

Is it?

Is it?

Is it?

Is it?

Is it?

Is it?

Is it?

Is it?

Is it?

Is it?

Is it?

Is it?

Is it?

Is it?

Is it?

Is it?

Not...

Not...

Who are you calling a lout?

Now, look here, Toad.

He ain't Toad.

He ain't Mr. Bloomin' Toad of Toadall at all at all.

Not...

Not...

No.

He's going to be...

He's going to be ain't ya?

Heh heh.

You are going to be Mr. Toad...

Of Toadall.

But I don't quite understand, Chief.

Of course you don't.

That's because you've got to put him for a brain, ain't ya?

How is the isn't bard?

He's an hector.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

I'm not saying...

Yeah.

And an even better con man.

Too kind, Chief.

Con man, Chief.

Exactly.

I've seen him first at the races he was hanging about and knobs in closure.

Yeah.

Who was you being?

Hmm?

Oh, um...

The white horn all told syndrome vard of ya via.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Oh, my gosh.

I give it to me.

It's my hobo.

I know it was in ya night.

An absolute four-part tip for a winner in the 330.

An old boss, barling, was all of the men in thing.

Tragic, mate.

Tragic.

Well, let me book him again.

Watch, Downtonel.

You take him, miserable blighter.

Solid gold.

Worth a fortune.

Heh.

Still...

I wonder if, well, um, heh, heh, you know, uh, I could like buy the watch off of ya eyes.

Hey.

What about, uh, guinea in half?

Oh.

Oh, dear.

I mean, you know, it is solid gold and I need a favor to put on the GG.

Oh, look, better for getting there.

Uh, angle.

Yeah, look.

One, one, five.

Well, it's a bargain then.

And here it is.

Oh.

Solid gold and solid brass.

There's nothing inside like you already.

You mean, right, Conda was Cond, something rotten.

After I calmed down a bit, I knew his enemy was born to be partners.

Partners?

Chief Wiesel and Mr. Toad of Toadall.

You mean him?

I mean him.

But, Chief, if he's not told, how?

How do I manage to sound so uncannily like our friend, Mr. Toad?

I am an actor.

I have a natural ear.

And, having had the occasion to study, Mr. Toad, I now feel quite at liberty to say...

I say...

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...

Yes, I say...

Yes, so with the assistance of my good friend, Izembodia, we'll be moving out very soon.

There's rich pickings at Toadall is about...

So, I believe, Chief.

So, I believe...

Hahahaha!

Hahahaha!

Look! Where was it, stupid stupid idea in the first place?

I mean, a stupid, bad indeed.

Ooh, famous and good job, I am particularly clever. I don't know what might have happened.

Hello? Hello, what's there?

Oh, our good evening, officer. Is, erm, something the matter?

Good evening. Yes, good evening. And if this is anything to do with you, I...

Who? Who? Who is your? I mean...

You're me. I mean, you can't because I'm me. I mean, I'm dreaming.

Who must be dreaming? Lesson dreams. I hope, Mr. Toad. You!

Hey, help! Help! I see! Help! Stop! Stop!

No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! Oh, I'm bossy.

Oh, my God! So, Jim, on to our new home.

Heh! Heh! Exactly! He's a mould!

Our new home.

I won't be a minute with the cake, Toady.

Hmm? Well, yes, right, hello, chap.

Will you give me the tea pot?

Eight? The tea pot.

Where is it?

Where is it?

Usual place, Toad.

Oh, yes. In the sideboard?

No, Toad. In the corner cupboard.

Corner cupboard, hi, yes.

Of course! Ha-ha-ha-ha!

You don't seem to be altogether yourself, Toad. You're all right, aren't you?

I'm fine, thank you, fine. Our cake.

Only Spanish cake, I'm afraid.

My favourite? Oh, Toad, what nonsense.

What? Your favourite is cream cake. You know perfectly well it is.

Mm? Oh, yes, yes, well, I am.

Nice of you to be so polite about it, though.

Ah, yes, well, we, Toads, I like that.

Oh, yes. You are yourself, after all.

Mm-hmm.

By the way, there's an invitation here for you.

The invitation? I'm having a little tea party on Saturday, just for close friends.

Ah.

Here. You'll save the Postman's legs.

I should love to come. It's such a cozy little place.

Well, it suits me.

Quite right, Mo. And I think you're just staying here. Whatever ratty things.

I'm sorry, Toad. Whatever ratty thinks.

Mm? Mm.

Oh, I didn't mean to say that. It slipped out.

Whatever you mean, Toad.

Well, I don't think that he or the call he was sticking the mud, even if you don't like boating and traveling.

What? Mm.

He's quite right, of course, but...

No. I don't suppose he meant it.

He was probably just in a bad mood.

Mm. Well, better go and make the tea.

Do help yourself to cake, Toad. There's a good chap.

Mm. Mm. Yes!

Mm. And, um, I'm going to help myself do a lot more.

Mm. Mm.

Yes, and you've got her looking really spick and spanned.

Ratty. Mm. Not bad, is she?

Oh, brooding's such fun.

As I said to badger, I don't think it's a waste of time.

A waste of time?

Did you say badger thinks it's a waste of time?

Well, that's not actually what he said. No.

No, I thought, honestly, tell.

No, no. No, actually, he said something about, um... childish.

Oh.

Was it selfish?

What?

What he was talking about me at first.

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Seems weird to have a kind, eh?

Yes, evidently.

A waste of time, boating, badger.

I know, Ratty.

I know.

And I said, well, Ratty, I said, maybe old.

Ah. Mm.

Eh, but the pompous interfering old fool is not.

Are you sure you're not making all this up, Toad?

Me, he'd up.

Making it up.

I say steady on, badger.

I mean, I know you think I'm foolish and irresponsible, but...

I'm not one to come between friends.

Nah, am I?

Mm. No.

Oh, you're not Toad. I'll go on to that.

Empty it, you may be at times, but never cold-hearted.

No. Mm.

Pompous interfering old fool.

You're... Ratty. Ratty.

Oh, poor Toad.

Who's...

Who's he?

I can't talk to my shoe.

What's that?

I can hear something.

It's a motorcycle.

Oh, he's coming here with your forest.

Oh, get up there, you stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid!

Oh, Rachel!

Oh, no!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh dear, are you all right?

What?

I'm bruised, but... but I'm all right.

Come on.

Come on, everyone, are you all right?

Oh, she's a little bit...

Hello, what's this?

What's this?

Mo will be at home at 4 p.m. this Saturday.

Be at home, will he?

Yes. And so will I.

Badger's bound to be there.

And after the things he said about me.

No.

I shall steer well clear of that little party.

Great pleasure in enjoying your company for tea.

I fear I would not enjoy their company at all.

I never thought I'd live to see the day when.

There, the truth will out.

This is my dear old father used to say.

Not one.

But one reply.

I can't understand it.

They might have written even to refuse, but...

I suppose I'll bet you answer it.

Oh, Mr. Boo.

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

And then he nearly ran over us, Mr. Mo.

Yes.

Oh, my! You're quite sure there's no mistake.

Mr. Toad wasn't teasing.

No, Mr. Boo.

Turned you out of the old caravan.

Yes, Mr. Boo. And now we've got no way to do it.

And he's stealing winter time.

Well, perhaps that's it.

Maybe he thinks you need somewhere better for the winter.

Perhaps he means to fix you up in the stables, or a barn, or even Toad Hall.

No, Mr. Boo. He's not.

He said he were to get out and to stay out.

He said we were a new instance.

And...

And a peckle?

A peckle, sprouts, and...

Oh-hoo!

Believe it.

No.

Stick in the mud or not.

We'll have to go and see Rat and Badger about this and see what they've got to say.

Yes.

Well, thank you, Billy.

Thank you all for telling us your story.

I know it must be painful and upsetting for you.

No, it's... it's all right, Mr. Badger.

Yes. Well, help yourselves to cake and lemonade.

Of course, thanks, Mr. Badger.

For lemonade and cake.

It just doesn't seem real.

I mean, Toad's always been a silly, selfish chap, but this is downright vicious.

Well, there it is.

A lot of us seem to have changed.

Yes.

Yes, we do.

I never imagined that you thought of me as a pompous, interfering old fool, Ratty.

What?

I never had...

Toad?

Told me what you said.

I quite understand. I quite understand.

That's absolute rubbish.

I never said anything remotely like that.

I've never had anything but the deepest regard and respect for you.

Even when you so clearly disapprove of my voting, my love for the river.

I...

disapprove?

Ratty?

I don't disapprove. I never said that.

Ratty?

Toad told me that you did.

Toad told me that you despised me as a stick in the mud, Ratty.

Me?

Despised you.

Caught, Badger.

What's going on, Badger? Something's going on.

Oh, my.

Yes, yes.

Something might be unpleasant.

Ratty?

Oh, it's you three, is it?

Yes, Toad. It's us three.

There are things told.

There's nothing left to do with it.

I'm not a fool.

I'm not a fool.

I'm not a fool.

I'm not a fool.

I'm not a fool.

I'm not a fool.

I'm a fool.

I'm not a fool.

I'm a fool.

I'm not a fool.

I'm not a fool.

I'm a fool.

That we wish to discuss with you.

No, really.

How interesting.

Is it all right if we come in, Toad?

Well, since you ask, no, it's not.

Oh, Toad, Toad.

I've got some friends in the moment, and since you haven't got an appointment.

A point?

Yes, it's not convenient for you to call.

Oh, my.

Friends, Toad?

What, friends?

Ask friends, Mr. Badger.

That's... that's what, friends.

Oh, so it was weasel's we could hear.

Oh, Toad, are they forcing you?

I mean, are they holding you against your will?

Debbie says stupid mode of course, they're not forcing me.

I've invited them to share Toad Hall with me.

What?

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

And the magistrate will have something to say about this.

Oh, poo.

To the magistrate?

It's none of his business who I have here.

And it's none of your business either.

But Toad, the magistrate's a he.

Most certainly is, Mo.

And you scoundrel.

I've a chalet of mine to-

No, not him.

That's not the way.

And if Toad wants these creatures as his friends, and it's his business.

You're very gracious of you, Beger.

I'm sure.

And if you could be so gracious as to take yourselves off my property, I'm all of you.

Now, Beger, just let me-

No, Rat in all, no.

Let us take ourselves off.

We shall not trouble you again.

Come Rat.

Oh.

Hmm.

And that.

I believe is that.

Oh, not Toad.

Oh, my goodness, Beger.

But he looked exactly like him.

Talked exactly like him.

Well, yes.

Though there was something about him that made me feel uneasy.

He said it's none of his business.

None of whose business?

It's just it, Rat.

None of the magistrate's business.

I said, the magistrate will have something to say about this.

Yes, and my word, she will.

Mrs. Carrington Moss will be-

Oh.

Yes.

None of his business.

He did say that.

Yes, Mole.

He did.

All the same.

It must have been a slip of the-

The teapot.

A slip of the teapot, Mole.

No, no, Rat.

I mean, he didn't know where the teapot's kept.

He came round to tea, you see, like he'd been a hundred times before.

And he didn't know where it was kept.

I say.

Mm-hmm.

It was when he told me you thought I was a stick in the-

Oh, my.

Yes.

You see?

By Joe Badger, I think I'm beginning to.

Another Toad.

Yes.

Yes.

And if that creature is not the real Toad, then where is our friend?

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my goodness me.

I'm fine.

What is- Who?

I never want to see another dish, as long as I live.

Oh, I'll say that, Mr. Toad.

I'll say what I truly will.

What?

Because you'd have to dry them with your eyes closed.

Do you dry them?

Well, you wet them, Mr. Toad, so it's only fair, really.

Well, I'm jolly.

Well, not going to.

You can do what you like, but I'm not.

And that is that.

Oh, can we really do what we like, Toad?

Yes.

No, all right, all right.

Oh, guys, I'm all right, I'm all right.

Mm-hmm.

Right, a dety towel.

Oh, yeah.

Where do I get a dety towel?

A dety towel.

A dety towel.

There must be a cupboard somewhere.

Oh, no.

Pfft.

Pfft.

Nothing.

Bye, you.

This is downstairs.

It's beautiful.

Oh, oh.

Wonder.

Yes.

Why not?

I knew I'd done it before.

I am a master of disguise.

Yeah.

Look at the way I escaped from that deep dark dungeon.

I was that simple, was it woman, wasn't it?

And if I was a woman, why not?

I'm not a downstairs man.

Ha ha ha.

Who can restrain the genius of dough?

Come on, Toad.

Come on, the dishes is waiting.

No, yes.

Sorry.

Mm-hmm.

Hee hee hee hee.

Hee hee hee.

Hee hee hee.

Hee hee hee.

Ha ha.

Well, I think we could start to move in on the others.

I'd get rid of that badger character for the start.

You stand under right in this hole.

Pretty difficult to underate these yokels if you ask me.

I ain't asking you.

And don't get...

You.

Me except.

What?

Oh.

No, it's only a maid.

I did no Toad at a maid.

Here you.

Oh.

Um.

Yes, sir.

What do you think you're doing?

Oh.

I'm doing the dusting.

Your lordship if you please, sir.

Oh.

What's your name, then?

Um.

You see this, sir?

Heed if, eh.

It's nice.

You work for Mr. Toad.

Oh, yes, sir.

And a lovely, handsome, clever person.

Yes, sir.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

All right then.

Go on.

Get on with it.

Yes, yes, sir.

Thank you, sir.

Uh.

Just a minute.

Edith.

Are you talking to me?

Um.

Yes, sir.

Um.

That's a lovely pair of shoes you're wearing.

It's just like Mr. Toad's.

Oh, yes.

Uh.

Yes.

The bastard gave him to me.

It's her kind of generous, sir.

Oh, yes.

He is, isn't he?

And what about the, uh.

Shouses.

The, uh.

Uh-huh.

The echatur.

That's echatur.

Well, he gave me those as well, sir.

On account of, um, uh, SD Boost awful code legs like.

Oh, really?

Oh, I need kind.

Oh, yes, sir.

Yeah, yes, sir.

Oh, yes, oh, yes, sir.

Yeah.

It's a pity he couldn't have given you something to hide the ugly face of yours.

Ugly?

Who are you calling her?

Ugly?

I'm all good.

Polish the door lockers, sir.

No, you won't, Mr. Toad.

Mr. Toad.

Toad?

But, uh, I, uh, uh.

Oh, dread, oh, double dread.

Hey.

Chief, he's told easy.

Easy, huh, and he no thanks to you.

I take him back, and then sit around, lock him up.

No, no, wait, wait, wait, wait.

I've got a better idea.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I think I've got a little job for, er, er, er, er, er.

Edith.

Can you see anything, Ratty? Give me a moment, Mole. I haven't focused the thing yet.

Hey! Mm-hmm. What is it, Ratty? What's she doing there? She... Oh, that little downstairs maid.

It used to work for Toad. Now, it worked, she's put on weight. Very bulging out of that...

Hang on. What is it? It's not the maid.

The maid. It's... No, it can't be. Oh, Ratty. Oh, it's Toad. Oh, my.

Excellent,

Excellent.

Yeah, yeah. Good old Noshap, wouldn't I?

He's a delightful, um, Noshap. I must compliment you on your kitchen stuff.

Oh, yeah. He's a little treasure, ain't she?

Yeah. She looks a little weary, isn't she? Mm-hmm. Yeah, don't she, though?

Yeah, I'll tell you what, Edith. You can go to bed now. Just as soon as you're done

to washing up.

Aha, ha, ha, ha. I say... What is...

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Beast! Absolute beast!

We've got to get him out, and soon, and the weasels, and this other Toad.

My word, yes. Scoundrel, at first. We've got to get ourselves into Toad Hall.

Mm, and not through the front door, though.

Is the tunnel?

Exactly. And who better to lead us through it than you, Mo?

We'll still have to get near to the hall, though, Badger.

Yes. I think diversion will be needed.

Right. Nearly time to go. Billy?

Oh, mister. Yes, Mr. Rat? You know what to do.

Yes, yes, Mr. Rat. We're doing to create a does... does a... does a... does a...

diversion, Billy. Yes, I know, I know.

Yes, well, off you go. And do take care.

Yes, Mr. Mole. Don't worry, Mr. Mole. Bye, Mr. Mole.

Oh, don't worry, Mr. Mole. I do hope they'll be all right.

Oh, listen to those villains just listen to the noise.

Well, he knows, Mr. Isn't Bad, very nice. He walked to me on the stage.

Yes. He checked up on Toad. Yes, Chief, half an hour ago.

Well, check up on him again. Yes, Chief. I'll do it.

Then I'll be sure it's done by someone with a grain of intelligence.

Yes. Besides, I want to see if there's a 75 clarinet in our hosts.

Cozy, a little bedrock. Oh, yes. Helping you shout the best, oh, yes.

Sweet to the sweet, Chief. Sweet to the sweet? Yeah.

And you, okay, that blimmy nice dad.

That's it. The youngsters have done it.

Done so much. Get off her and that way.

Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on.

I've got them. What was they firing?

They wasn't for enough, in each, with rip-wraps and bangers.

What? Fireworks. Flipping kegs.

Who I'm seeing in these, the two might have gone get sooner.

Ouch. Ouch.

Oh, I say you'll get to hurry up. Oh, I told. All right, I'm doing my best.

Yes, but I've been tied up in here for days.

Won't be a minute now, Toad. You've been a minute already.

Toad, stop complaining.

What is it, Red? Someone coming. Oh, my goodness.

Back here. Behind the wine racks. Quickly.

Yes, yes. Hey, no. Wait about me. Don't leave me. I say.

Toad? Oh, it's you. What are you up to? Up to? What am I up to?

Or can I be up to? Tied in my own cellar by you beastly rodders.

Oh, shut up, Toad.

What I'm interested in is your very fine 75 claret.

Oh, do I mean my very fine 75 claret?

You, you, rotta.

Oh, then let me see.

Hmm. Yes, it should be somewhere.

Yeah. What?

Oh.

Oh, what? For a chap.

The vine seems to have gone to his head.

Yes, that's him. That's Isambard. His name is Isambard Beabone Toad.

He is an actor and he is also a villain.

It's a jolly good job we've seen you first, Toad.

Or we'd have thought he was you. He's the absolute image.

I should have used nothing of a short bowl. Look, look, look.

Much cause of these just, just nothing like my nose.

Yes. Thank you, Toad.

Let's get the rest of these ropes untied before anyone else turns up.

Yes, that's so very lutely. And let's get out of here.

Erm, yes.

Erm, yes.

No, Erm, about it, Badger.

Oh, but you think not.

Oh. Oh.

Thank you, Mel. Free. Free at last.

Oh, now quick, come on.

Yeah, that I know was our intention.

Was.

Was?

It's my intention, don't you worry now. Come on.

But we have just had an amazing stroke of luck.

Oh, good. Right now. Come on.

And we would be fools not to use it to the full.

Badger, do stop talking. I want to get that off here.

Just a minute, Toad. Let's hear what Badger has to say.

Oh, no.

Just this. If Isambard can become Toad,

then Toad can become Isambard.

Yes. What are you talking about?

You mean joining with the Weasel.

Exactly. A spy in the enemy camp.

By you, Badger.

You've got something there.

Who's going to? He's gone mad.

Look, Toad, you can't just run.

If this wretch doesn't return with his bottle of claret,

the Chief Weasel is going to come looking for him.

My bottle of claret. What about it?

Then he'll know that you've escaped.

The game will be up and he'll fortify Toad Hall

against your inevitable attempt to regain it from him.

Yes, but...

I can't stay here.

Of course not, Toad.

Hey? Oh, he's going to stay here

while you take his place upstairs.

I take his place up.

While I take it...

Dress in his clothes.

With him tied up in yours.

I won't do it.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

It's the best way, Toady.

You'll be all right.

Fat Lord, you know about it.

I'll never know the difference.

All you have to do is to pretend to be him pretending to be you.

Oh, me, he's telling me him to pretend to be you.

Oh, he's that all I have to do.

That.

And see what you can learn of those villains' plans.

Badger, it's him.

Soon you can go to bed.

And in the morning, you can pretend to leave for London.

And why are you leaving for London?

It's...

It's my silly old aunt.

On her deathbed.

So I hear her, and she's rich as gristle.

Oh, yeah.

Yes.

So, my dear chap, I thought I'd pop along

be fairly nice to the Bororo Zoo and persuade her

to leave me lots of the hunk linking stuff.

Oh, yeah.

You can persuade her to leave us all some and all.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Yes.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Well, better make us start, don't you know.

Wouldn't want to get there too late, would I?

If you see what I mean...

Too late.

Oh, yeah.

Ha ha.

Too late.

Yeah.

Ha ha ha.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Yes.

Poor simple sounds.

They think I'm in London.

Oh, brilliant tea.

Oh no.

And do you mind if I have another cream cake?

They kept me off any thought of cream cake.

Doctor, who'd...

I thought you were supposed to be telling us about some plan

you'd brilliantly uncovered.

Mmm.

Oh, gosh, yes.

They're going to blow you up.

Plus, up what?

That's what they said.

They're going to blow up your homes.

Yours and mouland and also retis.

Oh my goodness, so.

Well, they've dug holes underneath your homes.

And they're going to fill them with explosives and blow them up.

And you'll have no homes and you'll have to go away and won't bother them anymore.

Mmm.

Oh, I'm Friday.

Friday.

The day after tomorrow.

Just enough time to organize our defenses.

But...

Yes, Badger.

But we mustn't do anything to arouse their suspicions.

Nothing must happen that will make them change their plans.

Like what, Badger?

Like, for instance, Isambard failing to return.

But is it bad tied up in the cellar?

No, Toad.

You are tied up in the cellar.

And Isambard is about to return.

Er, I don't quite...

Oh.

You're not suggesty.

Oh, no, no, I won't do it.

I am not going back there.

I won't. I won't.

I won't.

And then they hit me over the head and tied me up.

Will you listen?

I am listening. I am listening, Mr. Toad.

Oh.

And if you're Isambard, who was I drinking that nice bottle of your claret with?

His claret. His claret.

With told you idiot.

Yeah. That's not a very nice way to talk to the chief. Not very nice.

Oh, that's right. And you.

Shut up.

Oh.

So where's Toad now?

How do I know where he is?

You've let him escape you half with.

You'll never see him again.

Er, wait a minute.

Well, I don't know. I mean, how could I have a lump on my head if I hadn't been knocked out?

Oh. That's very true, chief. Very true.

No.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah. I suppose it might be.

Yeah. If that...

The Toads trick me, I'll blow him up.

No.

If you ever find him, now get these ropes off.

Now! What's going on?

It's him. It's Toad. Grab him.

What's Toad on about now?

Hey. Um, well, he says you're Toad and he's his import.

I'm Toad.

Mm. Mm. Mm.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

By a Jew. Yes. I joy will have.

Mm.

Hehehehe. But I've got a lump on my head.

Yes. Sorry about that, Toad.

But you were being very rude to me.

Rude, to you. I'll kill you.

Hey, hey, hey, watch it. Watch it.

If you're Ismbard, you'll know what I've been to London for.

Mm. Won't you?

Hey, wait a minute. Wait a minute. That's right.

So, what's he been to London for then?

I don't know what he's been to London for.

No. Oh. Oh.

Well, there you are then.

I've been to see my poor old, well, Richard.

Hehehehehe. Yeah.

Richard, I'm the owner of Deathbed.

Fools? Fools? I haven't got an auntie.

Mm-hmm. Well, in that case, you can't be Ismbard. Can you?

But... but ha ha. There, you, Burbrane.

You don't expect us to believe that you'd ever have come back here if you'd escaped to you.

Hey? The biggest cow I don't know, Riverbank.

I say, steady on. Steady on. Hehehehe.

Oh, you're doing my treat, Mr. Ismbard.

Mm. Mind you, Mr. Toad does you quite nice, Ismbard?

Yeah. He had a spool he did. But I am Ismbard.

Yes, I know you are. That's right.

And cancer is lovely bread and water for a couple of days.

Right, Chief. Very nice, Chief.

Idiots! Fools!

Ah, carry on! You pay for this! Fools!

Ah, yeah. Good job you came back when you did.

Nearly had me believing him. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

He'd have been off spilling the beans about airplanes that he had was like a shot.

Mm-hmm. Closhing.

How are the plans working out? Oh, by the way.

Perfect. Just perfect.

All three tunnels is dug, and it's two of the blokes to each tunnel with enough of the stuff to blow up the answers about them.

Oh, good, good. Mm-hmm.

Oh. And then we all goes out together to see Messers, homeless, blooming bezier, wrecking mould off the territory.

One sim for all.

Two. Three. Four.

Five. Six. Seven. Eight. Nine. Ten.

Hello. Should have gone off.

You'll... Give it a minute.

I'll blow it.

It must have gone out.

Come and see. Me? Oh, you got it.

Yeah, I'll let it. So you go, first, fair.

Oh, boy.

Here, what you doing?

Yep, we're up.

Oh, that's all right then, Ratty. I wonder how the others got on.

Me? Evil to those who evil think is my dear old father used to say.

Well, now, as soon as I hear that otter and the others have coped with things at Merland, I think we'd better have some explosions.

And I wouldn't like to disappoint those villains at Don Hall.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

I should be master of toadhall, and I will be. I should I have to lie and cheat my way through life when...

Mucked.

Locked, is it?

I will soon fix that.

Come on, come on. What are they doing?

Hey, hey, hey.

I've done it.

But you're right and mow. I've blown their homes to bits.

I've won. I won.

Congratulations, chief.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Right.

Now, you come round the others up. We're going to make sure there's nothing left of their rotten little owls, and then we're going to throw them out forever.

Right, chief. Very nice, chief.

Right. Me and the lads will see them know off. You make sure as toads locked up safe and sound and keep an eye on a place.

Yes, I'll just meet myself at home.

Yeah, that was a good one. That's a good one, it's a bawd.

We're ready, chief. All right, I'm coming.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, I hope the others are all right.

Right, chief. Come on, gay lot. We're going...

Yes, chief. Go in. You certainly are.

You and me, chief and me.

Me too. In fact, quite a company of us.

All right.

Now, chief, inside, if you will, and you're...

Time to go.

Be a wok. You laughed you.

If you please, chief.

Ah. There you are, too.

And still in one piece, as he...

Begga, it's in bard. He's...

Moo. Oh, dear.

Oh, no. Don't listen to him. He's trying to trick you. He's trying to escape. I'm toad, but how?

How did you get out? How?

Begga, Moo, quick. Don't listen to him. Look, will you stop that?

I'm toad. Oh, no, you're not.

There'll only ever be one toad, and that's me.

Oh, Begga, which one is toad? I'm not sure, Moo. I'm not sure.

Now, is him, bud?

Oh, dear. You call me that?

You finder. You have to. You founder.

Come on, toad.

Come on. Toad. Oh, wait a turn.

Help! Help!

Oh!

Help me! Can't keep...

Help me!

Help me!

Ah!

Oh, you're in Pudto!

Oh, can he move?

Ah! He can't move!

Oh, yeah!

Oh!

Oh!

Help!

Let's go!

Oh!

Oh, oh...

Oh!

Oh, ah, ah...

Shampa!

Boo-fo!

Oh!

So told.

It's you.

I will never be anyone quite like you.

I still can't fathom out how you knew which toad was which badger.

Semper, wolf.

The toad family motto. What toad said before he passed out.

Semper, goofo.

Always a toad.

I doubt that his bird well versed as he was would have known that.

And then of course he fainted.

Only our toad would have fainted.

Fainted?

Phew! I didn't faint!

No! Just... well, I'm...

You know you're quite right, badger, I did faint.

Good heavens toad. You feel all right.

This business with his embaath has taught me an awful lot.

I know, toad. And there is much to think about.

That evil pair all but succeeded in their intent.

All but robbed us of a way of life.

All but badger.

But they can't do much harm for a prison cell.

True, ratty. True.

I fancy they will not be troubling us again.

Friends!

Badgers!

Rattymoles!

Lend me I.S.

That's absolutely...

I come to pray Caesar, not you.

I come to bury Caesar, not...

Um...

Oh, not that one anyway.

Oh, this is more me.

Yes.

All the worlds are stage,

and all the men and women merely play.

They have the exits.

Oh, help!

Help! Help! Help!

Badger!

Oh, it's ready!

Oh, toad.

Oh, ratty!

The double-dret!

Ha ha!

The clever man that Oxford knew all was to be new.

But none of them know half as much as intelligent Mr. Toad.

The animal said in the armpit is in torrents node.

Who was it said there's land ahead?

Mr. Toad!

The world has held eight heroes, as his people said for you.

But never a name went down to fame compared with that of Toad.

Intelligent Mr. Toad!

The carriagic Mr. Toad!