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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:13,480 --> 00:00:19,806 In the Sign of the Taurus 2 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:44,460 Once upon a time there was a count -a really old fart who spent 3 00:00:45,600 --> 00:00:49,604 most of the hot summer of 1924 4 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:54,163 studying his town's young daughters. 5 00:00:55,320 --> 00:00:57,311 At close range, we might add. 6 00:00:57,640 --> 00:00:59,631 His name was Count von Lieberhaus 7 00:00:59,760 --> 00:01:03,230 -yes, that was his name. And he Was the reason 8 00:01:04,440 --> 00:01:07,910 his townfolk could live such a happy and light-hearted everyday life. 9 00:01:09,160 --> 00:01:13,347 No one paid any taxes, thanks to his great Wealth 10 00:01:14,800 --> 00:01:19,100 and every once in a while the citizens got paid a big sum of money. 11 00:01:22,200 --> 00:01:27,672 Ah, that's beautiful... l'm stiIl standing at attention, thank you. 12 00:01:29,520 --> 00:01:32,182 But this time, it Wasn't money that attracted the count's interest 13 00:01:33,200 --> 00:01:35,623 but the city's young ladies, Who, 14 00:01:36,560 --> 00:01:39,165 unfortunately for him, were closely guarded by their mothers. 15 00:01:40,160 --> 00:01:43,106 The Police Superintendent's wife, Mrs Eulalia Striid, 16 00:01:44,200 --> 00:01:46,191 Mrs. Mayor Herta Andersen, 17 00:01:46,880 --> 00:01:49,929 who guarded her daughter... 18 00:01:51,040 --> 00:01:54,419 Hulda Pillesen, the chemist's Wife, 19 00:01:55,640 --> 00:02:00,225 Chief Editor Blad's wife, and that strict pastor's wife 20 00:02:01,800 --> 00:02:04,849 the town's most prominent guard of its virtue. Te1 21 00:02:07,440 --> 00:02:11,308 The old count lived in a big castle... Don't they all?'' 22 00:02:12,680 --> 00:02:16,116 While most of the town's women spent their time at the beach 23 00:02:17,360 --> 00:02:21,945 the men were busy with their interests. 24 00:02:31,400 --> 00:02:33,880 The mayor was knoWn by everyone. 25 00:02:34,840 --> 00:02:38,526 He was a popular figure in this town. 26 00:02:40,680 --> 00:02:43,569 -Jerk! - Good morning, mayor. 27 00:02:45,480 --> 00:02:50,156 The town's charming physician, Doctor Salvesen, took care of the sick and injured. 28 00:02:51,760 --> 00:02:54,308 He also helped Pillesen, the chemist, who was the town's barber as Well. 29 00:02:55,280 --> 00:02:59,182 Pastor Fydensoej was so pleased with the count's donations 30 00:03:00,560 --> 00:03:03,472 and his son Hector, who was engaged to the mayor's daughter, Dyveke 31 00:03:04,560 --> 00:03:07,222 was always at the right place at the right time. 32 00:03:08,240 --> 00:03:11,550 You certainly know my hours, don't you son? Here you go. 33 00:03:12,760 --> 00:03:16,355 -Thanks, dear father. - Don't go spending it all in once place. 34 00:03:19,840 --> 00:03:24,482 Carola Sejersen was known as the town's little 'hussy' 35 00:03:26,080 --> 00:03:29,060 She lived just outside town, and Was said to make her living doing needleWork... 36 00:03:30,160 --> 00:03:32,151 ... among other things. 37 00:03:32,200 --> 00:03:34,191 She took care of Albert, 38 00:03:34,680 --> 00:03:39,117 Together the two minded their own business. 39 00:03:46,840 --> 00:03:51,231 Pastor Fydenhoej had more interests than just money. 40 00:04:14,240 --> 00:04:18,085 Nothing in life lasts forever. Especially not old counts. 41 00:04:22,440 --> 00:04:25,694 And on this lovely summer day he had his first heart attack. 42 00:04:26,880 --> 00:04:29,929 During one of his more intimate moments 43 00:04:31,040 --> 00:04:36,068 tragedy struck one of the town's finest citizens. 44 00:04:44,720 --> 00:04:46,711 Who pulled the plug? 45 00:04:47,480 --> 00:04:49,471 Ohhh... 46 00:04:51,280 --> 00:04:55,341 l aIways told the count that he should never... uhhh... 47 00:04:57,600 --> 00:04:59,625 Iet himself get - hmm - aroused. 48 00:05:09,840 --> 00:05:13,844 You know what he wrote in his wilI? Since he's wealthy and all? 49 00:05:15,240 --> 00:05:18,676 That all his money will go right into the city's coffers. Am I right? 50 00:05:19,920 --> 00:05:22,252 I was thinking of its citizens. 51 00:05:23,160 --> 00:05:25,458 WeIl, the count certainly wrote his wiIl alright. 52 00:05:26,360 --> 00:05:28,692 God Almighty. 53 00:05:33,400 --> 00:05:35,391 Number thirty-two. 54 00:05:39,400 --> 00:05:42,710 Oh, you... WeIl, I've heard... 55 00:05:43,920 --> 00:05:45,911 Thanks. 56 00:05:47,480 --> 00:05:49,710 Thank you. 57 00:05:55,720 --> 00:05:58,769 FirstIy... aahahh... 58 00:06:00,720 --> 00:06:02,711 YES! 59 00:06:03,640 --> 00:06:05,722 - SaIvesen speaking. - This is mayor Felix Andersen... What noW! 60 00:06:06,560 --> 00:06:09,279 - It can't be Iong now. - lt can't? 61 00:06:10,320 --> 00:06:14,632 -You'd better come over. - Of course, l'll be right there. 62 00:06:18,240 --> 00:06:20,231 Secondly... l've heard from your mother 63 00:06:20,640 --> 00:06:25,031 That you're looking at... ehhh... 64 00:06:26,560 --> 00:06:28,551 Mandred Snagsted's wilIie! 65 00:06:30,080 --> 00:06:32,742 How do you know that, mother? Were you Iooking too?! 66 00:06:33,760 --> 00:06:36,422 Stop sucking that thing and Iisten! And the third thing l'm trying to telI you! 67 00:06:37,440 --> 00:06:41,558 How do you think Hector feels when you're engaged in such free-spirited activities? 68 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:45,457 Here we put you together with the priest's fine son 69 00:06:46,400 --> 00:06:48,732 A decent... uh, a respectable young man 70 00:06:49,640 --> 00:06:52,404 who in the near future wilI take my place. 71 00:06:53,440 --> 00:06:56,853 But dear father, I'lI never do anything to disappoint my loving Hector. 72 00:06:58,080 --> 00:07:00,628 I sure hope not! 73 00:07:01,600 --> 00:07:03,591 WelI, thank you! 74 00:07:03,720 --> 00:07:06,177 I have to run. Duty calIs. 75 00:07:07,120 --> 00:07:09,395 -You'd better go home Hector. - Okay. 76 00:07:10,280 --> 00:07:15,104 And Iet there be no more of those free-spirited activities. 77 00:07:16,760 --> 00:07:19,524 - Goodbye. - Goodbye... 78 00:07:29,240 --> 00:07:31,231 - ls he... - No, not yet. 79 00:07:31,920 --> 00:07:33,911 I can't do anything more. 80 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:37,180 So you and the pastor have had enough? lsn't that so? 81 00:07:38,320 --> 00:07:41,266 Yes, yes yes yes Ahh, I see. 82 00:08:52,840 --> 00:08:56,469 -Andreas, oh I missed you so. - Dyveke. 83 00:09:14,200 --> 00:09:16,680 Soon I'lI be the head doctor. 84 00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:19,813 Then we'lI get married regardless of what your father says. Okay? 85 00:09:20,680 --> 00:09:23,444 There are Iimits to how long I can wait, Hector. 86 00:09:24,480 --> 00:09:28,280 Be patient. We have to keep a decent approach until l hear from Copenhagen. 87 00:09:29,640 --> 00:09:31,631 Isn't that so, darling? 88 00:10:00,760 --> 00:10:03,957 So he got his eternal sleep, the old smut peddler. 89 00:10:05,120 --> 00:10:09,568 FinaIly. Now he's where he truly belongs, that filthy old bastard. 90 00:10:11,120 --> 00:10:14,749 -This is a shame. -There goes our town's future. 91 00:10:16,040 --> 00:10:18,395 Yes, the lord giveth and the lord taketh away. 92 00:10:19,320 --> 00:10:22,756 He was an oId pig. Yes, a scandaI for the town. 93 00:10:55,240 --> 00:10:57,788 Dear deIegates, this meeting is called to order. 94 00:10:58,760 --> 00:11:02,173 Count von Lieberhaus isn't... 95 00:11:03,400 --> 00:11:05,675 what he once was. 96 00:11:06,560 --> 00:11:10,155 Even though he was an old man, he was until the Iast minute a stiff man. 97 00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:16,583 With good interests. Our town wilI always be in debt to the man. 98 00:11:17,920 --> 00:11:20,559 WilI you bring us his will? 99 00:11:37,640 --> 00:11:40,404 Before we read his will there is one thing l want you alI to do 100 00:11:41,440 --> 00:11:44,728 Please join me in two minutes of siIence. 101 00:14:31,360 --> 00:14:33,442 True was his memory. 102 00:14:35,640 --> 00:14:38,461 Yes, let us... 103 00:14:45,640 --> 00:14:47,631 Mighty god. 104 00:14:47,160 --> 00:14:49,458 - She'Il probably get every nickeI. - Who? 105 00:14:50,360 --> 00:14:52,351 -What does it say? - C'mon read it. 106 00:14:52,840 --> 00:14:56,936 - Have we been fooled? - Yes! No! 107 00:14:58,360 --> 00:15:00,351 After my death l Want no sorroW. 108 00:15:00,840 --> 00:15:03,752 Therefore l invite the entire toWn to a big party at the pavilion 109 00:15:04,840 --> 00:15:06,831 To my dear servants 110 00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:09,912 Billie and Johnnie. l give you a lifetime allowance 111 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:12,991 at 25,000 crowns per year. '' 112 00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:17,428 And the rest of my fortune l bequeath to the first child Who is born 113 00:15:18,800 --> 00:15:22,156 outside of marriage and in the sign of Taurus, 114 00:15:25,160 --> 00:15:29,494 and Who will stay in town and endeavor to spend my money well. 115 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:34,686 If that happens, the count's fortune wiIl remain and we'lI still be able to avoid paying taxes. 116 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:38,696 Wait! There's more... 117 00:15:39,720 --> 00:15:44,953 Every payment shall be withheld, until an out-of-wedlock Taurus is born. 118 00:15:46,720 --> 00:15:49,484 lf the out-of-wedlock child is born 119 00:15:50,520 --> 00:15:55,287 in any zodiac sign other than Taurus 120 00:15:56,920 --> 00:15:59,866 my entire fortune Will go 121 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:05,761 to the Association for the Protection of Homeless Kittens 122 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:09,391 in Copenhagen 123 00:16:10,160 --> 00:16:12,867 There must be a way to prevent this. lf the count's fortune leaves this town 124 00:16:13,880 --> 00:16:15,871 we'll aIl be forced to pay taxes. 125 00:16:16,480 --> 00:16:18,937 The horror. The horror. What do we do? 126 00:16:19,880 --> 00:16:22,394 We have to ensure that a child is born under the sign of Taurus right away. 127 00:16:23,360 --> 00:16:25,817 - Ah dear God. - When is the sign of Taurus? 128 00:16:26,760 --> 00:16:28,785 It faIIs between May 14 and June 21 Nine moths and fourteen days from now... 129 00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:33,286 Gentlemen, it must be done. Muster up aII your strength and start having sex. 130 00:16:34,600 --> 00:16:36,591 We only have fourteen days! - Stop! This is too much! 131 00:16:37,240 --> 00:16:41,108 We can't just start having extramarital sex and still maintain the town's good morals. 132 00:16:42,480 --> 00:16:46,359 Not for 34 years has there been a child born out of wedlock here. 133 00:16:47,720 --> 00:16:50,974 Our citizens live decent and respectable lives. 134 00:16:52,160 --> 00:16:54,572 Yes, with one exception. 135 00:16:55,520 --> 00:16:58,899 Miss CaroIa makes a Iiving, l've heard, on her sewing house. 136 00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:02,725 No, she makes a living on her ''needIework''. 137 00:17:03,720 --> 00:17:05,711 I've got it! 138 00:17:05,880 --> 00:17:08,735 There's just one woman in this town who could bring us this chiId. 139 00:17:09,800 --> 00:17:14,976 and still keep the town a decent place. 140 00:17:16,720 --> 00:17:18,711 - Carola. - Yes. 141 00:17:20,680 --> 00:17:22,887 I myself should go over there and get some knitting done. 142 00:17:23,760 --> 00:17:26,274 No sacrifice is big enough. Nothing! 143 00:17:27,240 --> 00:17:30,926 But remember this. This will stays in here. 144 00:17:32,240 --> 00:17:34,470 If this comes out, aIl heIl will break loose. 145 00:17:35,360 --> 00:17:38,739 - Keep your mouth shut. - Scouts honour. 146 00:17:39,960 --> 00:17:42,667 I've heard it at the grocery store. Isn't it terribIe? 147 00:17:43,680 --> 00:17:45,910 - DreadfuI. - Have you heard the count's last wishes? 148 00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:49,257 The first illegitimate child born in the sign of Taurus gets alI the money. 149 00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:52,316 We don't even know how to do it. 150 00:17:53,160 --> 00:17:55,390 We have to get started right away. 151 00:17:56,280 --> 00:17:58,271 Most of us think it's just there to pee with. 152 00:17:59,040 --> 00:18:01,429 - How does one get a child? - Ask your mother. 153 00:18:02,360 --> 00:18:06,364 You can borrow my ''Sex for Dummies'' until tomorrow. But only til tomorrow. 154 00:18:07,760 --> 00:18:09,842 What do we tell our innocent children? 155 00:18:10,680 --> 00:18:14,150 - Do you think the boys know how to do it? - We couId aIways ask them. 156 00:18:15,400 --> 00:18:18,460 Have you heard about the count's wishes? 157 00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:21,591 I mean... 158 00:18:21,640 --> 00:18:25,144 Not a single chiId in this town knows about sexual intercourse. 159 00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:29,005 so we thought about giving lessons. 160 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:31,991 lessons in sexual intercourse. 161 00:18:31,760 --> 00:18:33,751 weIl... 162 00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:36,471 Why not? 163 00:18:37,040 --> 00:18:40,146 I'II teach a quick course in the true art of needlework. 164 00:18:41,280 --> 00:18:43,396 Would you? 165 00:18:44,240 --> 00:18:46,288 Sure, but let's not tell anyone. 166 00:18:47,120 --> 00:18:51,762 - What about the boys? - You're right. The boys. 167 00:18:53,360 --> 00:18:55,351 You know what? Let Albert take care of them. 168 00:18:55,840 --> 00:18:58,559 On with it! What can l do? 169 00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:03,036 Yes, you understand... Don't you want any? 170 00:19:06,280 --> 00:19:08,919 Yes, ahhh... l mean... Here you go... 171 00:19:10,760 --> 00:19:14,298 You know Miss Carola, right? 172 00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:19,607 Well, we all do... 173 00:19:22,600 --> 00:19:24,932 With one exception. 174 00:19:27,440 --> 00:19:30,227 - l can't go to her pIace. - I understand. 175 00:19:31,280 --> 00:19:36,149 Can you go lay it out for her. A few words on the tax situation, l mean. 176 00:19:37,800 --> 00:19:42,294 But it has to be done incognito. She is our only hope. 177 00:19:43,840 --> 00:19:46,297 Yes, she must be right? 178 00:19:47,240 --> 00:19:49,959 What the hell wouId you have done without her? 179 00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:52,991 You don't say, he would. 180 00:19:53,120 --> 00:19:55,111 You couId telI all your corrupt friends 181 00:19:55,760 --> 00:19:58,649 that they already know the address. 182 00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:03,520 Even in pitch black they found their way to Miss CaroIa. 183 00:20:09,800 --> 00:20:11,791 I'm ready to negotiate. 184 00:20:12,320 --> 00:20:16,063 if the mayor comes... 185 00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:19,391 Yes, that was what she said. 186 00:20:19,440 --> 00:20:21,829 Never! Never in my life! 187 00:20:22,760 --> 00:20:26,719 ''No sacrifice is too big, '' wasn't that what you said mayor? 188 00:20:28,120 --> 00:20:31,339 -We have a whistle blower in our house. -Yes, I'm afraid so. 189 00:20:32,520 --> 00:20:35,375 -That wasn't good. - What do we do know? 190 00:20:36,440 --> 00:20:39,637 lt's like a runaway train. 191 00:20:40,800 --> 00:20:42,791 once it's started it's difficult to stop. 192 00:25:09,640 --> 00:25:11,631 Now we turn to Lesson 3. 193 00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:15,788 Sometimes it won't just stand up on its own. And you've got to help him a littIe. 194 00:25:17,120 --> 00:25:21,580 Just tickIe it behind the crown jeweIs. Sometimes that helps. 195 00:25:23,120 --> 00:25:25,111 Then you take a banana. 196 00:25:25,560 --> 00:25:27,551 Here you go. 197 00:25:37,440 --> 00:25:39,772 We spread our legs a little. 198 00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:45,020 Then you grab the banana with the right hand, and help with the left one. 199 00:25:46,520 --> 00:25:50,263 Bend your knees a bit. And then Iet this lovely jungIe fruit 200 00:25:51,560 --> 00:25:55,303 move slowIy. 201 00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:01,591 There you go girls. 202 00:26:02,360 --> 00:26:04,351 Up and down 203 00:26:05,040 --> 00:26:09,158 Back and forth. Back and forth. 204 00:26:10,600 --> 00:26:12,989 You've got it, Iittle Paula. 205 00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:16,093 Nice and soft. 206 00:26:16,960 --> 00:26:19,042 Enjoy it girls. 207 00:26:19,880 --> 00:26:23,600 Think of the boy, too. You have to keep him alive. 208 00:26:24,920 --> 00:26:27,707 He has to be pleasured too. Isn't that so girls? 209 00:26:28,760 --> 00:26:30,751 Yes, you're right. 210 00:26:30,960 --> 00:26:35,511 Back and forth Back and forth 211 00:26:37,080 --> 00:26:39,628 Nice and soft. 212 00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:43,148 Oh, it's so nice isn't it? 213 00:26:47,880 --> 00:26:51,293 - I'd like some bananas - We're all out. 214 00:27:33,760 --> 00:27:35,751 Well... 215 00:27:35,880 --> 00:27:40,681 Don't grab on too hard in the beginning. 216 00:27:42,320 --> 00:27:47,587 Nice and easy, otherwise you'll scare them away. 217 00:27:49,360 --> 00:27:51,351 - Understand? - Yes. 218 00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:53,514 Well, let's see... 219 00:28:02,480 --> 00:28:04,960 Yes, why not. Rolf, come here. 220 00:28:36,120 --> 00:28:39,169 Stand here, would you... Oops... 221 00:28:42,840 --> 00:28:44,831 AIex and Paul, here. 222 00:28:47,320 --> 00:28:50,539 The other day, when I stood... No, it wasn't my mother. 223 00:28:51,720 --> 00:28:53,711 Are you crazy! l'm not like that! 224 00:28:54,240 --> 00:28:56,231 And then I thought... 225 00:28:57,480 --> 00:28:59,835 something must be rotten in the state of Denmark... 226 00:29:02,600 --> 00:29:04,591 God, girIs! Come here... LolIies... 227 00:29:41,240 --> 00:29:45,085 One, two, three. One, two, three... Just like a waltz... 228 00:29:46,440 --> 00:29:48,431 One, two, three. 229 00:29:48,640 --> 00:29:51,643 Come on. One, two, three. 230 00:29:52,840 --> 00:29:56,492 Put some effort in it. One, two, three. 231 00:29:57,800 --> 00:30:01,588 That's good. C'mon. Put some effort to it. 232 00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:08,187 One, two, three c'mon. One, two, three. A little bit more. 233 00:30:09,640 --> 00:30:13,701 Faster! One, two, three. There you go. Lala-la-la... 234 00:30:17,840 --> 00:30:21,037 Come on. One, two, three. 235 00:30:35,800 --> 00:30:38,997 Yes, now we switch to Polka. 236 00:30:40,160 --> 00:30:42,185 One, two, three and four. 237 00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:44,991 a one, a two, you're doing it. 238 00:30:49,960 --> 00:30:51,951 One, two, three and four. 239 00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:54,779 Nice, short and powerful strokes. 240 00:30:55,600 --> 00:30:57,591 There you go. There you go. 241 00:30:58,000 --> 00:30:59,991 Oops, oops... Well... 242 00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:02,231 Rolf, you're a little behind. 243 00:31:02,440 --> 00:31:04,499 Come on! 244 00:31:05,320 --> 00:31:07,311 One, two, three and four. 245 00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:09,625 Don't hoId back. 246 00:31:10,440 --> 00:31:13,796 One, two, three and four. 247 00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:17,605 Screw that peephoIe. 248 00:31:19,960 --> 00:31:22,667 This is nothing Iike the reaI thing. But it's close. 249 00:31:24,520 --> 00:31:26,511 It's much better doing it with a real woman. 250 00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:28,951 Instead of getting a splinter in it... ... it tickles in a nice way. 251 00:31:32,880 --> 00:31:35,599 I feel strange. l think l'm going to pee myself. 252 00:31:36,640 --> 00:31:38,847 l'm going to pee. No it's better than peeing. 253 00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:44,391 l think my wiIlie's going to explode. 254 00:31:52,960 --> 00:31:54,951 I'lI be damned. 255 00:31:55,120 --> 00:31:58,169 Well, now we have to plug these peepholes. 256 00:31:59,400 --> 00:32:01,391 l know you're alI worried. 257 00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:05,787 And I know why. Some real strange things have happened in this town recently. 258 00:32:07,240 --> 00:32:10,550 But the battle isn't Iost yet. 259 00:32:11,760 --> 00:32:15,787 I myseIf wilI pay Miss CaroIa a visit. And with my powerful, big and enormous - 260 00:32:17,200 --> 00:32:21,000 - ahhh... authority. I'Il convince her to fulfilI our first pIan. 261 00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:47,929 Well don't get too excited. 262 00:32:54,800 --> 00:32:56,791 And what is wrong with you? 263 00:32:58,640 --> 00:33:00,722 Not like that. You have to go to the barber. 264 00:35:44,280 --> 00:35:46,271 When it feels good 265 00:35:46,400 --> 00:35:49,619 wrap your legs around his neck all the way, Iike that. 266 00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:52,791 You're a real trooper, Paula. 267 00:35:53,360 --> 00:35:55,351 What now? 268 00:35:57,240 --> 00:35:59,356 God, it's the mayor! 269 00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:02,987 Quick, girls. Hide... 270 00:36:15,720 --> 00:36:19,315 AImighty god, is it you FeIix? Bienvenue. 271 00:36:30,880 --> 00:36:32,905 It's been a while... 272 00:36:33,720 --> 00:36:35,711 Are you here to reIive old memories? 273 00:36:36,240 --> 00:36:38,231 No, no. God no. Nothing like that. 274 00:36:38,720 --> 00:36:40,836 What is it then? 275 00:36:41,680 --> 00:36:44,228 lt's regarding the count's wiIl. 276 00:36:45,200 --> 00:36:47,316 -You want... . - NO! 277 00:36:48,160 --> 00:36:50,151 My dear dear old friend... 278 00:36:50,920 --> 00:36:54,276 Please Miss CaroIa, you are my dearest... my only hope. 279 00:36:55,480 --> 00:36:58,142 What do you think, so that you wouldn't have to pay any income tax 280 00:36:59,160 --> 00:37:01,151 about giving birth to an innocent chiId? 281 00:37:01,400 --> 00:37:04,528 -That's where I draw the Iine. - Carola... 282 00:37:05,680 --> 00:37:08,501 Think about what might happen. Think about all the decent, innocent people Iiving here. 283 00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:11,551 l've already done my duty. 284 00:37:12,040 --> 00:37:14,804 Think about all the town's young and inexperienced girIs. 285 00:37:15,840 --> 00:37:17,831 I have. 286 00:37:17,440 --> 00:37:21,444 AlI right. I'II do it. On one condition... 287 00:37:22,840 --> 00:37:26,344 That you, dear Felix, in all your glory 288 00:37:27,600 --> 00:37:31,400 and inconvenience will do me the honour. 289 00:37:32,760 --> 00:37:36,298 Never! Not over my dead body. What do you think the voters wouId say? 290 00:37:37,560 --> 00:37:40,973 Well, that's my condition. 291 00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:48,800 Give it a thought, until tonight. You're going to the Count's party, right? 292 00:39:26,240 --> 00:39:28,629 Yes. Please, everybody bottoms up. 293 00:39:46,240 --> 00:39:48,231 Ladies and gentlemen. 294 00:39:48,360 --> 00:39:51,557 As a special greeting to our gentlemen... ... and ladies... 295 00:39:52,720 --> 00:39:56,804 let me introduce you aII to the cunts... ... the count's gift to you: 296 00:39:58,240 --> 00:40:00,936 Paris Can Can GirIs. Take it away girIs! 297 00:42:15,920 --> 00:42:17,911 Get those dreadful women away! 298 00:42:22,840 --> 00:42:24,831 Bravo! Bravo! 299 00:42:24,880 --> 00:42:27,792 Sit down! You're a shame! 300 00:42:43,360 --> 00:42:45,351 One, two... 301 00:42:50,480 --> 00:42:52,960 May I have this dance Miss Dyveke? 302 00:43:18,360 --> 00:43:22,080 Stop running your nose up my bottom alI the time. Are you jealous? 303 00:43:24,440 --> 00:43:26,431 You could have told me. 304 00:43:30,320 --> 00:43:33,949 Let's hit the bar. Before we're dragged out on the floor again. 305 00:43:36,080 --> 00:43:39,299 Could l speak with the mayor alone, please? 306 00:43:41,320 --> 00:43:43,732 The doctor willjoin us. 307 00:43:45,520 --> 00:43:48,284 How about a little devil in the bar, Pastor Frydenhoej? 308 00:43:49,320 --> 00:43:51,311 No. No no. 309 00:44:15,400 --> 00:44:17,607 - Where did they aII go? - They're gone. 310 00:44:20,080 --> 00:44:22,071 Look, there they are. 311 00:44:24,680 --> 00:44:26,671 My god. 312 00:45:20,920 --> 00:45:24,048 I think I'll go out and check my body temperature. 313 00:46:11,720 --> 00:46:13,711 Where have they all gone? 314 00:46:14,320 --> 00:46:16,311 - FeIix! -They're gone? 315 00:46:16,800 --> 00:46:21,248 - Felix! It's a miracle. - As long as they don't... 316 00:46:22,800 --> 00:46:25,132 We have to find them. Come on girls! 317 00:46:26,840 --> 00:46:29,320 -Young Paula isn't here either. - It's dreadful. 318 00:46:30,280 --> 00:46:34,284 Mother, you have to find her and make sure she doesn't act like we did once... 319 00:46:35,680 --> 00:46:37,671 l think they ran that way. 320 00:46:38,320 --> 00:46:41,380 I'll go this way, and you go that way. 321 00:46:44,360 --> 00:46:46,351 Alex? 322 00:46:46,440 --> 00:46:48,431 Young Betty? 323 00:47:25,720 --> 00:47:27,995 Take it out. Take hold of it. 324 00:47:58,880 --> 00:48:00,962 - Does it tickle? - Yes. 325 00:48:03,040 --> 00:48:05,031 Do you feeI anything? 326 00:48:05,640 --> 00:48:08,279 - I'm aImost inside. -Ah, Iovely. 327 00:48:10,640 --> 00:48:12,995 It's a Iittle extra feather here... 328 00:48:45,720 --> 00:48:47,711 Alex! 329 00:48:47,480 --> 00:48:49,471 PolIy? 330 00:48:51,560 --> 00:48:53,551 Betty? 331 00:48:57,920 --> 00:49:00,127 Dyveke? Dyveke? 332 00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:03,787 Dyveke! 333 00:49:06,960 --> 00:49:08,951 Doctor! Doctor! 334 00:49:09,400 --> 00:49:12,563 I'm scared to death. What has happened to our young innocent child? 335 00:49:13,720 --> 00:49:17,929 Since you're such a lovely person, l was thinking... 336 00:49:24,920 --> 00:49:26,911 I'm looking up. 337 00:49:32,360 --> 00:49:35,022 You've ruined my night. And how does it Iook? 338 00:49:36,040 --> 00:49:38,031 You've been drinking with the guys. 339 00:49:38,720 --> 00:49:40,711 My dear Dyveke, I have to... 340 00:49:40,560 --> 00:49:43,279 I'm not your little Dyveke anymore. We're through! 341 00:49:47,120 --> 00:49:49,111 Betty and Alex, where are you? 342 00:49:54,600 --> 00:49:56,830 Manfred, where are you? 343 00:49:59,360 --> 00:50:02,124 Paula? Young Paula? Paula? 344 00:50:03,160 --> 00:50:05,572 Alex? Betty? 345 00:50:14,600 --> 00:50:17,171 No, l can't... 346 00:50:18,960 --> 00:50:21,679 No. No. No. No. 347 00:50:23,680 --> 00:50:27,275 No. My pants. Stop it girIs! That's not my cup of tea. 348 00:50:28,560 --> 00:50:32,360 Isn't there a reaI man here? A reaI man's man. 349 00:50:33,720 --> 00:50:35,711 No! No! 350 00:50:35,440 --> 00:50:39,501 No, No! No No! 351 00:50:40,920 --> 00:50:44,139 Rosa? Rolf? 352 00:50:45,400 --> 00:50:47,391 Rosa, , , 353 00:52:28,200 --> 00:52:30,191 That's good. 354 00:52:37,800 --> 00:52:39,791 Oh dear. 355 00:53:59,560 --> 00:54:02,074 Doing it in this hoIe won't get me pregnant. It feels good in there, too. 356 00:54:36,080 --> 00:54:38,071 Come here, my love. 357 00:55:03,120 --> 00:55:06,066 SteIIa! What are you doing! Come to mama! 358 00:55:07,160 --> 00:55:10,266 - What now? -Stella, how could you do such a thing? 359 00:55:12,880 --> 00:55:14,871 What now? 360 00:56:00,880 --> 00:56:03,337 He's doing it by himself. There's nothing for us to do here. Let's go. 361 00:56:18,400 --> 00:56:20,391 Hello? 362 00:56:22,720 --> 00:56:26,668 - Ah, l can't do it any more. - HeIlo. 363 00:56:31,880 --> 00:56:33,871 Where are you? 364 00:56:35,320 --> 00:56:37,618 Dyveke? No, its not you. 365 00:57:14,760 --> 00:57:17,183 - Have you seen young Paula? - No. 366 00:57:20,240 --> 00:57:23,300 Hector! SeIma! Come home! 367 00:57:25,760 --> 00:57:27,751 Rosa! 368 00:57:30,920 --> 00:57:33,036 Get over here right away! 369 00:57:39,960 --> 00:57:43,270 PoIIy, where are you my sweet child? Mother here! 370 00:57:44,480 --> 00:57:47,586 PoIly? My lord... 371 00:57:51,640 --> 00:57:54,803 Stop it! At Ieast when l'm taIking to you! 372 00:58:15,120 --> 00:58:19,887 FeIix! Gather the council. There's something happening that shouldn't be. 373 00:58:38,800 --> 00:58:42,213 You ought to be ashamed of yourself. Get in here! 374 00:58:43,440 --> 00:58:45,715 We have true prodigies here, eh? 375 00:58:47,680 --> 00:58:50,251 To protect the town's morals we have to 376 00:58:51,600 --> 00:58:53,716 assembIe a group of guards for 30 days 377 00:58:54,560 --> 00:58:57,870 to make sure the young girIs are behaving decently. 378 00:58:59,080 --> 00:59:02,823 In some extreme cases we may have to put the girIs under house arrest. 379 00:59:04,160 --> 00:59:08,005 Only we, the true gentIemen in this town, are 380 00:59:09,360 --> 00:59:11,635 aIlowed to act as moral guards here. 381 00:59:12,520 --> 00:59:14,511 Amen. 382 00:59:41,400 --> 00:59:43,789 The Editor in Chief's daughters are good at it, eh? 383 00:59:44,720 --> 00:59:47,291 Yes, they were born that way. 384 00:59:48,280 --> 00:59:50,487 Must be fun to have that abiIity. 385 00:59:54,480 --> 00:59:56,471 Good young Yrsa. 386 00:59:58,200 --> 01:00:00,259 That is so good young Yrsa 387 01:00:01,720 --> 01:00:04,052 One, two, three, four... 388 01:00:31,160 --> 01:00:33,674 I thought I saw your daughter run upstairs. To the attic. 389 01:00:34,640 --> 01:00:37,359 ImpossibIe. I'll have a look myself. 390 01:00:54,400 --> 01:00:57,255 No, it's totaIly empty up there. 391 01:00:58,320 --> 01:01:01,209 Un muchacho en Soho... 392 01:01:02,280 --> 01:01:04,510 - Hab'a, , , - Hab'a... 393 01:01:05,400 --> 01:01:10,428 Hab'a un muchacho en Sohohooooo... . 394 01:01:14,440 --> 01:01:17,159 My teacher is picky about that. 395 01:01:30,440 --> 01:01:33,352 Good, my girI. No, I'Il give you your award. 396 01:02:02,240 --> 01:02:05,243 Almighty God, this town seems to have calmed down. 397 01:02:06,360 --> 01:02:10,046 Thanks to the town's finest! 398 01:02:11,360 --> 01:02:14,340 Yes, but it'lI soon be too late. 399 01:02:15,440 --> 01:02:18,796 I mean, if there's to be a child born in the sign of Taurus. 400 01:02:21,720 --> 01:02:24,325 - What is wrong, Dyveke? - Must be the heat. 401 01:02:25,320 --> 01:02:27,436 Has she eaten something she might be aIlergic to? 402 01:02:28,280 --> 01:02:31,477 - Perhaps she doesn't wear underwear. - She's not pregnant l hope? 403 01:02:50,200 --> 01:02:52,498 Yes, yes, yes. I'm pregnant. 404 01:02:53,400 --> 01:02:55,391 What are you talking about child? 405 01:02:56,120 --> 01:02:58,452 How... . ? By whom?? 406 01:02:59,360 --> 01:03:01,351 This is a catastrophe! 407 01:03:01,640 --> 01:03:04,211 We have to get her married as soon as possible! 408 01:03:05,200 --> 01:03:10,285 No, we're doing this slowIy. Perhaps our little daughter. Our little innocent daughter 409 01:03:12,000 --> 01:03:15,538 should go through her delivery first. 410 01:03:16,800 --> 01:03:18,882 Travel away for a short while, will you... 411 01:03:19,720 --> 01:03:24,089 And we'Il arrange the wedding... 412 01:03:25,600 --> 01:03:28,239 With whom? Now that Hector is out of the picture! 413 01:03:29,240 --> 01:03:31,322 - Who is the father? - What has happened? 414 01:03:33,000 --> 01:03:34,991 - I'm pregnant. - Dyveke! 415 01:03:34,840 --> 01:03:36,956 And how do you know it's not Hector? 416 01:03:37,800 --> 01:03:40,928 Same reason you know l'm your daughter. 417 01:03:43,320 --> 01:03:45,311 Dyveke! 418 01:03:45,920 --> 01:03:49,606 What if this gets out? 419 01:03:50,920 --> 01:03:55,801 I might not be abIe to touch... hold you hand. 420 01:03:57,480 --> 01:04:02,065 But even if this accident has happened, I'll stand by your side. 421 01:04:03,640 --> 01:04:06,552 Would you marry me anyway? 422 01:04:10,120 --> 01:04:12,975 It wouId probabIy be best if you go away for a short while. 423 01:04:14,040 --> 01:04:17,601 until the deIivery is done. Incognito of course. 424 01:04:18,920 --> 01:04:22,572 Thanks Hector. Just one more thing... 425 01:04:24,960 --> 01:04:28,157 How could the mayor allow himself to fool us 426 01:04:29,320 --> 01:04:31,800 by having his own daughter sleep with an unknown man 427 01:04:32,760 --> 01:04:35,058 in order to qualify for the count's fortune? 428 01:04:35,960 --> 01:04:38,667 I assure you l have nothing to do with this. 429 01:04:39,680 --> 01:04:41,671 Now, we all want to be a part of this! 430 01:04:41,800 --> 01:04:44,564 Yes, and time is running out! 431 01:04:45,600 --> 01:04:49,036 Wait. Can I give you a Iittle word of advice? 432 01:04:50,280 --> 01:04:54,182 My daughter isn't, as far as I know, the town's only young girl 433 01:04:55,560 --> 01:04:58,074 who has run into troubIe 434 01:04:59,040 --> 01:05:03,067 Gentlemen, a couple your girls have put themseIves in the same position. 435 01:05:04,480 --> 01:05:06,892 But Iet's not forget that whatever happens, 436 01:05:07,840 --> 01:05:11,788 whomever it happens to, it will affect us all in a positive way. 437 01:05:13,160 --> 01:05:15,879 The count's money will stay in town. 438 01:05:16,920 --> 01:05:20,230 I think I speak on behaIf of everyone, even Pastor Frydenhoej, when i say 439 01:05:21,440 --> 01:05:25,877 let's postpone alI the marriages untiI after the sign of Taurus has passed. 440 01:05:27,400 --> 01:05:30,380 We must aIl stand united on this issue. 441 01:05:31,480 --> 01:05:35,382 I beg you aIl, do me this one favor. 442 01:05:38,480 --> 01:05:40,710 Someone said ''favor''? 443 01:05:45,680 --> 01:05:47,671 It's not you FeIix? 444 01:05:48,080 --> 01:05:52,471 CouId you... . PIease leave the room. The meeting is adjourned. 445 01:05:54,000 --> 01:05:56,855 Lucky for you. Because I have some friendly advice... 446 01:05:57,920 --> 01:06:00,923 You aII know me. Each and every one of you. 447 01:06:02,040 --> 01:06:04,031 In and out. Up and down. 448 01:06:04,680 --> 01:06:08,116 - Maybe with one exception. - lt's improper. 449 01:06:09,360 --> 01:06:13,046 I'll tell the Pastor what's improper. 450 01:06:14,360 --> 01:06:17,557 To propose to a young innocent girI to put an unwanted chiId into this cruel world 451 01:06:18,720 --> 01:06:20,745 just so that you wouldn't pay any income taxes 452 01:06:21,560 --> 01:06:25,189 and keep your fancy town hall, complete with cloister, tower-clock and chime of bells! 453 01:06:26,480 --> 01:06:30,723 And so that some certain spiritual man could get his share 454 01:06:32,200 --> 01:06:34,919 so that he could get his IittIe drink now and then. 455 01:06:35,960 --> 01:06:38,906 And pay motherIy visits to the capital two times a year. 456 01:06:40,840 --> 01:06:42,831 Ah, god. 457 01:06:43,880 --> 01:06:45,871 Police inspector? 458 01:06:45,560 --> 01:06:47,551 Do l have to watch this? 459 01:06:48,360 --> 01:06:50,351 Yes, you do littIe poIiceman. 460 01:06:50,840 --> 01:06:53,297 Should I come forward this time of day? 461 01:06:54,240 --> 01:06:57,289 You owe me 50 Crowns since the last time. 462 01:06:59,800 --> 01:07:02,997 And the rest of you. With your high morals! 463 01:07:04,160 --> 01:07:07,288 As you may have noticed, all the town's young females have run 464 01:07:08,440 --> 01:07:10,431 around with their tongues hanging out, chasing down 465 01:07:11,160 --> 01:07:14,721 every male just for a quickie. 466 01:07:16,000 --> 01:07:19,595 And you close your eyes to that! Just because of taxes. 467 01:07:20,880 --> 01:07:23,542 You want to have your cake and eat it too. 468 01:07:24,560 --> 01:07:27,688 And you'll ruin this young woman's life! 469 01:07:28,840 --> 01:07:32,037 And you're the town's so-calIed Wise Men! 470 01:07:33,200 --> 01:07:35,191 You're seIIing out your own daughters for a nickel. And won't even let them keep a man. 471 01:07:35,880 --> 01:07:38,701 The man who is the father of their child. Your grandchild. 472 01:07:39,760 --> 01:07:41,751 Mayor! 473 01:07:44,520 --> 01:07:49,264 You know what that is? lt's caIled pimping. And it's punishable. 474 01:07:50,880 --> 01:07:53,178 Politicians. Ah, to helI with you! 475 01:07:59,200 --> 01:08:02,089 If you want me to shut up and do you a favor 476 01:08:03,160 --> 01:08:05,333 then you take care of the morals. 477 01:08:08,160 --> 01:08:10,765 Then the sin is on my table. 478 01:08:17,600 --> 01:08:22,481 lt's against true Christian beliefs 479 01:08:24,160 --> 01:08:28,551 not to Iet your daughters go to the alter with a man at their side. 480 01:08:30,080 --> 01:08:32,071 Alright. 481 01:08:33,520 --> 01:08:37,798 I've known it alI aIong. And pIayed the game too, but now the game is over. 482 01:08:39,280 --> 01:08:43,523 I hope the girIs act on their own and talk to Pastor Frydenhoej. 483 01:08:45,000 --> 01:08:47,707 And now you... Miss Mayor! 484 01:08:48,720 --> 01:08:52,008 I'm the father of Dyveke's child! 485 01:08:54,040 --> 01:08:57,635 And I'm going to make her my wife with or without your blessing! Understand?! 486 01:08:58,920 --> 01:09:01,218 - I'II be damned. - Goodbye my ladies. 487 01:09:02,120 --> 01:09:04,111 Andreas. 488 01:09:05,760 --> 01:09:09,139 Let the women act 489 01:09:10,360 --> 01:09:12,419 if the men can't. 490 01:09:17,880 --> 01:09:20,235 We didn't wish for this situation Pastor. 491 01:09:21,160 --> 01:09:24,596 But now we have to act on our unIucky children's behaIf 492 01:09:25,840 --> 01:09:27,831 and screw the count's money. 493 01:09:28,400 --> 01:09:30,391 Yes, it's true. 494 01:09:31,040 --> 01:09:35,227 Do you remember the summer of 1904? 495 01:09:36,680 --> 01:09:39,752 Who did you promise ever-Iasting trust 496 01:09:40,880 --> 01:09:44,418 and then stole something that you couIdn't return? 497 01:09:45,680 --> 01:09:49,832 It was the same year you Iured me up to that haystack down on Hjorrtholm. 498 01:09:51,280 --> 01:09:53,271 Haven't forgotten have we? 499 01:09:53,560 --> 01:09:56,279 I was tempted. l was tempted. 500 01:10:02,960 --> 01:10:06,214 l'll bet your wife could hear more. 501 01:10:07,400 --> 01:10:09,482 But what if this gets out? 502 01:10:10,320 --> 01:10:13,039 Stop for God's sake. 503 01:10:14,080 --> 01:10:18,028 l'll marry them all before Easter. 504 01:10:27,040 --> 01:10:30,828 - H... HeIIo. Anybody home? - Yes, me. Everyone's at the wedding. 505 01:10:32,160 --> 01:10:35,721 That's exactIy what I thought. They're all getting married 506 01:10:37,000 --> 01:10:41,892 and are thereby disquaIified. And l thought we could... 507 01:10:45,400 --> 01:10:47,391 It's true... Selma! 508 01:10:47,640 --> 01:10:51,428 I've aIways Iiked your big... beautiful... eyes... 509 01:10:57,680 --> 01:11:00,990 - SeIma, l'm not Iike that. -You wilI be... 510 01:16:02,520 --> 01:16:04,511 It's alI gone. 511 01:16:05,000 --> 01:16:07,707 Not a single chiId born outside a holy marriage. 512 01:16:08,720 --> 01:16:11,883 - We keep our morals here in town! - Ah, to hell with the morals. 513 01:16:13,040 --> 01:16:15,452 And alI the keepers of the good moraIs. 514 01:16:17,240 --> 01:16:19,811 From now on it will be expensive to be us. 515 01:16:29,960 --> 01:16:33,521 - God, is something on fire? - You think there's a fire? Let's go! 516 01:16:49,440 --> 01:16:52,227 Yes, as you can see... The count's last wishes are fuIfilled. 517 01:16:53,280 --> 01:16:56,477 And both Carola and the father... 518 01:16:57,600 --> 01:16:59,591 That wouId be me. 519 01:16:59,880 --> 01:17:01,871 ... are welI. 520 01:17:01,560 --> 01:17:06,759 Long Iive Carola and Albert! Hurray, hurray, hurray! 41005

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