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Five new couples met with a first kiss.

- She's a beautiful girl. It was perfect.

- But will any of those kisses lead to love?

- Are you ready to commit?

Seal it with a kiss now.

- Previously... - She is unreal!

- ..the party started fast and furious.

This programme contains some strong language.

- We did have a kiss.

- Girls, you've got company.

- Hi, guys.

- Tomorrow night, you will all attend your first kiss-off. - What?

- New girl Eva was torn...

- You. - Meg. - And you. - Amy.

- I feel like you're quite a funny person.

- THEY LAUGH

- She's fit!

- I'm definitely feeling the chemistry. - Are you feeling it?

I actually have no idea what I'm going to do.

- Naee found herself in hot water.

- You're sexy. It's the vibe.

- I thought you were bare cool.

- Really? - Yeah.

I'm still very interested in you.

- OK. I'm interested in you, too. - Yeah.

Having two girls on the go at the same time,

like, it's nothing foreign to me.

Like, everyone's single in here, right? - OK.

- She's pissed me off.

- And the first kiss-off meant big decisions for the girls.

- Priya and Naee.

Reveal your decision...

..now.

Welcome to I Kissed A Girl.

- Priya and Naee, please step forward.

Naee, you know that Demi has saved her kiss for you.

But it's time for you to both make your decision.

- I'm hoping that Naee will turn around for me,

because we've been matched from the very start.

We've built a relationship

and she knows how I feel about her,

but I'm just going to have to wait and see what happens.

- Please stand back-to-back.

- I'm stuck in two minds right now.

Priya is more like wifey material

and Demi brings out...

..my flirtatious side.

Let's just say that.

- Reveal your decision...

..now.

HEARTBEAT THUMPS

THEY LAUGH

How are you feeling?

- Relieved. - Relieved?

You were nervous? - Yes, definitely.

- Naee, tell me what you like about Priya.

- We instantly clicked when we first met, and I like how

she kind of reads my body language.

She kind of knows how I am,

and she just comforts me all the time.

- You're pretty in sync.

Do you think you'll have the confidence to,

like, communicate more?

- I know I do. - No, no, I'll communicate more.

- OK, there we go. Yeah.

- OK, girls, you know where to go!

Right this way.

OK, now you've all made your decisions,

it's time for Eva to make hers.

NARRATOR: Amy has saved her kiss for Eva.

But if Eva has chosen to kiss another girl,

then they are both leaving the Masseria.

- This decision is like, all of today,

it's basically been on my mind.

I'm actually really, really scared.

- Hello, again. - Hello, again.

- How do you feel?

- Shaky. Yeah, a little bit nervous.

- Eva, all the girls have made their choices.

Please turn and face the girls.

- I'm feeling quite nervous.

It wasn't, you know, like, a straight decision,

like that in my head.

Like, who was I choosing?

- Eva.

Reveal the name of the girl you would like to kiss...

..now.

HEARTBEAT THUMPS

- Amy.

- CHEERING

Amy, you were hanging out to hear your name.

- Yeah. Oh, my God!

Oh, honestly, I was just so nervous, like, so nervous.

- My heart's literally like this.

- Yeah, same!

- Please join the rest of the girls over there.

Demi...

- Hi. - I'm so sorry. - That's OK.

- You know this means you'll be leaving the Masseria.

- Yeah.

- You didn't find love.

But what have you got out of this experience?

- I think I feel a lot more secure in my sexuality.

I don't feel confused. I don't feel shame!

- CHEERING

- I got to get with

a bunch of fit girls.

- Yeah! - I got a cool queer group.

It was really nice!

- Go, girl!

- Honestly, I don't regret anything.

It's all good vibes. I'm a happy girl.

- I felt really bad because I feel like she was counting on me

to save her, and I just, I couldn't, I couldn't.

My heart wasn't with her.

- You've been amazing.

Thank you so, so much.

- Thank you.

- All right, girls, bring it in for Demi.

Show her some love!

- I want big hugs.

- We're coming, we're coming.

- Big hugs!

- I feel confident, I feel confident with how I am,

I feel confident with my place within queerness

and with my sexuality.

Like, I'm a happy girl. I'm really chuffed.

- Come on. You got to tell me all the goss.

- I get to go home with Dannii so who's the real winner?

- Bye! - Bye!

- Love you!

- Love you!

I hope the girlies keep being honest with themselves,

and I hope they keep serving puss

and being filthy.

- That's bye to Demi,

leaving Naee with a little bit of a love triangle to clear up.

- I'm very happy with Priya and I feel like I made the right decision.

I'm looking forward to how we grow in ourselves,

and in our relationship too.

- It was intense, man.

Oh, my goodness.

Did you know she was going to say your name?

- No, I actually didn't, you know.

To hear it, them words actually come out of her mouth,

at that moment of time, I was like, fuck.

- So what now?

- I'll work on my communication with you for sure. - Yeah?

- Like, usually I'm better than this.

- Really? - Nah, I swear.

- One thing about me, I'm always going to be very clear with my feelings.

I don't like going back and forth with someone.

I hate not knowing. So hopefully she can do that too.

And we can help each other communicate.

I'm excited to see where this goes now

there aren't, you know...

..distractions.

- Well, I promise you, you have nothing to worry about.

- OK.

Cool. - So...

- Mm.

OK.

- So Naee and Priya are back on track and so is everyone's mood.

- The next time there's a kiss-off,

you need to not wear the lipstick.

- Did you have a doubt that, like, I wouldn't turn around?

- Um... No.

- Confident and we're here for it!

Over to you, Fiorenza.

- Welcome to my humble abode.

I'm feeling good about Meg.

I feel like the physical attraction is there.

But this is my chance to see if, like, the romance

is there, that romantic connection.

- Are you happy? - Yeah.

Got the girl I wanted.

It was nice hearing you say my name.

- Yeah? - Yeah.

- MIMICKING: - "I'm saving my kiss for Fiorenza."

- THEY GIGGLE

- It was a nice kiss.

- I'm definitely happy now. - Yeah.

Yeah? - Yeah!

This has definitely confirmed

how we both feel about each other.

It's nice to be wanted.

It just feels nice.

- You didn't ask me if I wanted to move the beds together.

You're just assuming.

Yeah!

- THEY LAUGH

- Yeah!

- I'm so happy that I'm in a match with Eva.

There is some flirty banter there, so I'm excited to see what comes.

- I'm very pleased with how things turned out.

- Yeah, same, same, same, same.

- I feel like we're both very, like, chilled out. - For sure.

- But both like, affectionate, like, with each other and like,

maybe other people as well and it's like, fine.

- Yeah. - Like, I love having someone that, like,

I almost... Not have to keep up with, but... - I know what you mean.

I know what you mean. It's like banter.

And that's how you know you have stuff in common

when people are like... - Exactly. - ..understand that kind of shit.

- We're really, like, on the same wavelength.

Like, I'm definitely excited when I'm talking to her and like,

I feel like we kind of understand each other.

- With five newly matched couples,

the night closes on a happy Masseria.

- All the couples are coupling.

The couples be coupling, you know, all the beds are together.

It's giving unity.

- SNORING

- So, guys, how did everyone sleep in the new couples?

- I actually slept a lot better.

- Yeah? - But I did take a while to get to sleep because of...

- Because of my snoring?

- LAUGHTER

- It wasn't that bad.

You're exaggerating. I know you're exaggerating.

- I'm actually not.

Priya's snore is like, I don't know.

It comes from the depths of hell.

I heard some kisses as well.

- Oh, yeah. - Yeah, who was kissing?

- It wasn't us. It was them.

- I heard this little...

- Yeah. All night.

- It's always yous as well.

- You can't not kiss just because everyone's around.

So, you know what, lesbian white noise.

You just got to get used to it.

Breakfast! - Breakfast at Tiffany's!

- I woke up this morning and I felt good.

Abbie, she's so beautiful.

And she's just so amazing.

It's crazy.

- I had a good sleep last night.

I think the cuddles from Meg helped a lot.

I feel like the initial attraction and the sexual, like, chemistry

is there, but I really don't know a lot about her.

I'm excited to pull back a couple of layers, see what's underneath it.

- How are you feeling? Are you feeling pretty solid?

- Yeah, I feel good. Like, yeah, I wasn't... - Just sure?

- Yeah, I think so. Yeah. Like, it feels nice, feels good.

- Do you think it could be something that, like other couples, as you get

closer as friends, it's like something else sparks up because,

you know, we haven't really got to know each other.

It's like, oh, fuck, hang on. - Yeah, yeah.

- And I think that happens a lot with lesbians.

I think, like with female friendships, especially when,

you know, you're both queer, there is that, you know,

homoerotic kind of underlying undertones.

- You can be chatting with someone, you'd be like, oh, hold on a second.

- Hold on. - Yeah!

What am I feeling?

- Yeah. - It's like, ooh. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

- And then you start looking at them differently. - Yes!

Especially with girls as well because it's like

I always fall in love with my best friends.

- Ooh, I didn't know that about you.

I'm like, what if I knew it?

- It could be like just one thing that makes it...

- Yeah! - Yeah, yeah.

- NAEE: - I feel like it's defo bound to happen, to be honest, 100%.

- Well, there's plenty of friendships in this Masseria,

so things could get deep.

Speaking of deeper connections, how's that going, Fiorenza?

- It felt like it was just small talk.

I felt like I wasn't even going below surface level.

Like, that's a big thing for me.

I am starting to worry that me and Meg aren't, like, compatible,

but I still want to give it the benefit of the doubt.

- It's hard to believe the kiss-off was only last night,

but with these girls, things can change quick.

- I want to do a little check in with Amy today.

Because we are going at this slow pace,

I want to be able to, like, see what we want

and where things are going.

How are you feeling? - I'm feeling good. How are you feeling? - Good.

I wanted to catch up and be like,

where, like, where are you kind of at?

Like what, like, what are you kind of like, thinking?

You can be... You can be honest.

You can be like...

- I'm still in, so I'm enjoying it. - Are you enjoying it? - Yeah, yeah.

I do wish there was a bit more of like

a raw sexual attraction from my part on there.

But the more I'm hanging out with her, the more I am realising

she is a girlie and she is more stem than masc.

I don't know, maybe I'm just looking for a princess

and she's giving prince.

- Obviously you've got the person that you're like most interested in

and most energy off, for me that's you.

- Yeah, yeah. - Do you know what I mean?

But at the same time, like, we've got those people

that we're like, you know, kind of like just talking to them

a little bit, like... - Cheeky flirts, yeah.

- And I think we're very similar in that way.

See, on the outside, I'm always like, why not both?

Say it to everything - condiments, drinks, girls - why not both?

But, like, that doesn't roll in here.

Like in a group setting,

how am I deciding that this person is my favourite?

- Exactly, when you don't know them. No, no, I totally agree.

We are both on the same page about being paired up, but also like

an openness and willingness

to kind of explore what other people are saying as well.

- Keeping your options open in the Masseria.

What could go wrong?

- I don't think I've ever met anyone like you, Amy.

You are a kook.

- Although Eva picked Amy at the kiss-off,

Amy wasn't the only girl she had chemistry with.

- How are you feeling about last night?

- I feel good. - Yeah. - What about you?

- Feel pretty good, you know. - Yeah?

- For the kiss-off, I picked Amy.

But I do feel, like, quite connected to Meg.

- What is your type?

Like, what do you actually go for?

- Well...

- Do you go for femme?

- Yeah. So all the girls that I've been in a relationship with,

I've always been their first girl.

- You go for straight girls?!

- No, no, no, they find me. And they're not straight.

They're not straight because they're not straight.

- "They find me!"

- They do. It's not like I'm going out looking for straight girls.

- Do you not find that difficult,

like, being with some weird girl for their first time?

And then... - Yeah, but not so much in, like, the physical sense.

It's more in actually, like, the mental sense.

Like, it's this, like, thought of, like,

"Oh, my God, they're going to realise I'm a girl in a second."

I've got no boobs. So when they put their head on my chest,

I'm thinking, and it's so bad, I'm like, oh, this is great.

It's probably going to feel similar to like what it is

if it's a guy. It's really weird.

- Really? - Yeah, I think I'm just like... - Aww! - I don't know.

I don't really know how to feel about it.

Straight girls can damage you so much and not even realise.

With my exes, I wouldn't ever really have them,

like, looking at my body and feeling like they wanted me.

I don't know, like, in some of my relationships,

because they've only been with boys,

I was expected to kind of act like a boy.

Do you know what I mean? And then... - Get a bit more masculine?

- Yeah, and it's like... Like, that's not, that's not me.

You know whenever you meet an older lesbian, they're like,

"Stay away from the straight girls!"

I mean, it makes so much sense.

I don't know, I think being here is going to be like

really, really good for that kind of like... - Mm-hm.

- ..being gay thing, like...

Being gay thing! You know that thing?

- Yeah, that thing about being gay!

- Er, yeah.

This is definitely the right place for that gay thing.

- What the fuck?!

- Because in here it's a lesbian roller-coaster

with twists and turns around every corner.

- Yoo-hoo! - Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God!

- What? - Hiya, girls!

- ALL SCREAMING

- Who's this new girl?!

- Oh, my God! - Who wants to have a chat?

Come here, babe, let me see you, let me check you out.

Ooh! You're gorgeous, you are.

You all right, girlies?

It's me, Candy.

I've come to shake up the Masseria.

- Sit down, babe. - Oh, my God.

- SCREAMING

- Damn, the new girl moves fast.

- I mean, I think everybody wants a chunk.

Who wouldn't? Look at me!

Nobody's fucking safe!

Guys, surprise, it was me the whole time!

- I'm so disappointed.

Everyone saw the hair and it was like, new girl.

And then everyone saw the boots and it was like, nah, it's Amy.

- I was like...

Amy brings so much to the Masseria.

She's hilarious.

She's brilliant.

- Watch me walk away.

- I like the new girl. She's racy.

- Get some heart racing.

- She's got a new up dance.

- Yeah...

Made me a bit, like, nervous there.

Amy rocks that blonde wig!

- The girls may have explored the chemistry in their matches,

but when everyone is a possibility,

have they read all the signs in the Masseria?

To help them, Dannii is waiting with their first chemistry test.

ALL: - Oooooh!

- Dannii, Dannii, Dannii, where do I bloody start?

The light was hitting her dress perfectly.

She looked absolutely gorgeous.

- Welcome to your first ever chemistry test.

ALL: - Ohhh!

- So excited for the first chemistry test.

I don't know what's going to happen.

I'm sure it's going to ruffle a few feathers.

- Now, you may have explored the chemistry within the match,

but a chemistry test is your opportunity

to explore every connection in the Masseria.

Welcome to...

..Red Flags!

Now on the path to love,

we sometimes have to navigate red flags.

And these are the little signs for you,

the things that give you the ick.

Or maybe it's a trigger, or a complete deal breaker.

- For me, it's definitely not normal

to be surrounded by that many red flags.

I'm usually "Bye" when I see one!

- One by one, I will ask you to come up, choose the red flag,

read what's on it, and then decide

which girl is giving you that red flag vibe.

- Oh, God.

Here we go!

- Am I a red flag?

If you like red flags, then yeah.

If you don't, then no.

- Priya, you are first up.

Whoa, she's coming!

Pick out any red flag you want.

Not the one you're wearing.

- Yeah, take it off! - OK.

What do we have?

- ALL: - Oooh...

- LAUGHTER

Who do you think out of the girls is giving you that red flag vibe?

- Hmm. I did have a bit of trouble with Naee at the start.

- Babes, we just kissed and made up, you know?

Don't you dare pick me.

- But, like, I don't know why,

Fiorenza just gives me plays games vibes.

- Whoa! - I hope

she's not going to play any games with me,

because that would be a bit...

..wouldn't it?

- Well, how do you feel about that, Fiorenza?

- I don't think I play games, I just think I don't take things seriously.

- That's what a game player would say.

- Not, not games.

I feel like I've been so open and honest with everyone.

I don't think I've, like, played a single game in here at all.

- What have we got? Flirts with other people.

Ohh!

- I feel like I'm going to go Eva.

- Oh!

- I am a sucker for a flirt.

Just look you up and down, know what I mean, give you a bit of...

Just can't help myself.

- Ooh! - Always turns up late.

- Cara. - It's cos we're getting ready together.

She is the reason why I'm always late, so

no hard feelings about that.

- ALL: Oooh!

- Turns up hungover to a date.

I don't want to pick you again,

but Fiorenza, like, you give off the vibe that you would do this.

- How many more red flags can they give me?

I can handle my drink, so... But I'll take the flag, I don't mind.

I know it is just a big joke, but, like,

what is everyone actually thinking of me?

- LAUGHTER

Gossips about people.

Red flag for you?

- In a way it can be if it's bad.

I know who does gossip a lot.

Fi.

- Oh! - Ooooh!

- Looks like there's a little bit of trouble in paradise there.

- You're getting singled out here!

- I'm getting so grilled.

I like a wee gossip, but I wouldn't talk shit about people.

I'm starting to get annoyed now.

Like, as much as you want to say, like, oh, I don't care about

what people think of me, because, like, I know who I am,

you're like, well, you actually don't really know me.

- All right, Naee, come on up.

All right, let's see what's on it.

- Ohhh!

- Star sign obsessed.

Naee, is that a red flag for you?

- I'm a tiny bit obsessed with star signs.

- You are? - Like, I would kind of refrain from dating someone

if they were a certain sign.

- Well, I'm a Libra. Is that, like, is that a bad...?

- You guys are all right. You guys are all right.

- Who do you think this would relate to?

Star sign obsessed.

- Priya. - Priya.

- I'm guilty of it.

- Naee got off easy.

- She did.

I know it's an ick for some people, but I don't care.

- Lisha, come on up, Lish!

Find your red flag.

All right, Lisha, what does your flag say?

- Oooh... - Oh!

- Overly clingy.

- That's me.

- Oh! That's you?

- Yeah. - But do you have a problem with it if someone else is?

- No, I love it.

- Is this a red flag for anyone else?

- If I don't fancy them, it's a red flag.

- # Well, who do you think you're talking to? #

- And you think this is you - overly clingy?

- Yeah. - How are you finding this in the Masseria?

Has this come up yet?

- The word clingy hasn't come up.

- It was like a wee counselling session for them.

Like, everyone else was having fun.

They were, like, using it as counselling time.

- Sometimes I'm overly clingy.

- OK. - But then sometimes she's fine with it.

- I just like my own space sometimes.

- I am trying to keep my cool,

but I am honestly fuming inside.

If there was a red flag for giving mixed signals,

Abbie's name would be all over it.

Sometimes she's there and sometimes she's not.

- I don't think that's very fair to say.

So we're definitely going to have to

have a conversation about that later.

- Abbie did not have my back in that game and that is BS.

- That was a bit of fun.

- Oh, I love the drama.

- I learned a lot about you.

I hope you learned about yourself and about each other.

And just remember, opinions are opinions.

What's a red flag for someone

might be a green flag for someone else. OK?

THEY LAUGH

- Yeah.

- Love and kisses.

I'll see you guys later.

Bye! CONTESTANTS: - Bye! - Mwah!

- That's the first chemistry test complete.

And as the girls head back, emotions are running high.

- # It's a quarter life crisis

# All of my vices... #

- Where d'you want to go?

- Just over here.

Lisha's put two and two together

and come up with bloody 70.

I just want to have a one on one conversation away from everyone,

so we can talk on a level and just, like, patch things out.

I think you have it in your head that I think you being clingy

is a red flag when it's not.

It's just something I'm not used to. It's just getting used to it.

- Like, tell me, then, cos I'm scared.

If I go up to you now, I'm like, "Oh, is she going to back away?"

- I'm sorry you feel that way. - No, it's not,

it's obviously not your fault.

Being clingy is not a red flag.

It's a green flag,

if you like that person.

- Literally really attracted to you, obviously.

And we click. And I think it's just that overwhelming-ness of, like,

I love being around you.

- OK. - And I don't mean to give you mixed signals

because I really like you.

- OK, babe.

Are you OK?

- Yeah. - Come and cuddle.

- Yeah. - Come here.

- I definitely feel like tonight I've reassured Lisha,

so I hope she feels a bit more secure.

My intention is never to upset someone or hurt them,

so, yeah, I'm very relieved.

How are you, Fi?

- Huh? - Listen, mate, you look so sad.

Is there anything I can do? - You do look really sad.

- No, I'm fine. - Are you sure?

- I think that it's, like, the first time I've felt a bit sensitive.

- Oh, really? - Oh, OK. - Yeah.

Getting the red flags,

it made me feel like

maybe I've came across in a way

that's, like, not actually who I am.

Like, maybe they've, like, misunderstood me a bit.

- I'm sorry. If I was in your position,

I think I would be feeling the exact same -

singled out. - I don't see you as a red flag, though. I honestly don't.

Say, with the games thing,

I think playing games is, like, you being bantering

and I'm like, "That's a green flag to me

"because you're literally so funny."

- Yeah. - I don't think Fiorenza's game playing.

She's too genuine, I think.

I don't think she could try

to play a game if she wanted to.

- Do not worry that you're feeling upset

at things you wouldn't normally.

- Everybody loves you, babes.

You know that. Genuinely. - No, honestly.

- Oh, come on.

- # And you're losing your focus

# And you feel... #

- We love you.

- Aw. I mean, I feel a bit better after a wee cry.

Amy made me feel better about it.

Thanks.

She is good to chat to

and she's, like, someone that I can be vulnerable with.

- # It's OK not to be OK

# Oh-oh-oh...

# It's OK not to be OK... #

THEY GASP

- Oh!

- Fourth, open.

And fifth. - No!

- Yeah?

- # It's OK not to be OK. #

- How's your night been?

- I feel like it's not been...

- Tumultuous. - That was the perfect word.

Thank you. - That's OK. - We finish each other's sentences.

- Me and Fiorenza really get along, and I know I've said this before.

- Oh, I can't deal with these fucking rules.

Who's next?

Who the fuck is next?

Nobody's safe around you.

If you're about to, are you literally about to tell me...

- No. - What... - I'm just saying, though.

I don't have a thing for Fiorenza, but I'm just saying.

- Actually, Georgia's quite nice, too. Like...

- You know, I'm just saying.

It's a classic Amy move where she,

you know, starts

getting crushes for her friends.

Um, no.

- OK. - But...

- But yes. - But yes.

No. But more in that, like...

..it's interesting that Fiorenza is masc, like, so masc.

You know how I'm trying to get out of me box?

- "Out me box." Yeah. - This box that I'm in, yeah.

I kind of, like, look at Fiorenza and it's like,

she's got this feminine energy.

- It's, she is, like, something different.

- She is, isn't she? - Who would you...

She's just not... - She doesn't fit in the masc box.

Even though she looks... - She doesn't fit in any box. What category is

she? Because she goes about going, "Ah!" - Yeah, that's what I mean.

- "Hey, girls!" - But it's also how she, how she carries herself,

but she's also... - But I love that for her

because I love that she can just be so authentic.

She doesn't feel the need... - No. Exactly. Exactly.

And that's why I'm thinking, like... - She'd be perfect for you.

- Not perfect for me, but...

- I know I've said that about every single person so far, but...

I don't think Amy knows where her head's at.

Like, she is just turning her head left, right and centre.

Like, I don't know why I'm shocked any more.

Would that be something you want to explore?

- It's not something I'm, like, looking to explore yet.

But it's just like... - You're saying that could be...

- Just kind of had that revelation. - About fancying her?

- I didn't say I fancy her.

- OK. OK.

- I didn't say it. - I didn't say I fancy her,

but I do, I'm going to say that now.

- # Girls like sex... #

- As Amy gets the butterflies, over in the bedroom,

Fiorenza is laying things down with her match, Meg.

- You OK? - Yeah.

I just want to make sure you're OK. - Yeah.

- FIORENZA CLEARS THROAT - Yeah? - I don't know if you've felt

like I've been distant towards you a bit?

- Mm-hm. - Yeah.

After the challenge, like, I was feeling a bit sensitive,

and I feel like it was a bit of a...

..build-up from today.

Like, just the way, like, I was feeling. - OK.

- You were trying to, like, see if I was OK and stuff,

and I didn't even feel like I wanted to, like...

..confide in you a bit. - OK.

- I didn't feel like I wanted to be...

..like, vulnerable. - Mm-hm.

Do you feel like you don't want to be with me?

- I don't know. I feel like today, like, throughout the day.

I was, like,

I was thinking, like, we've only went surface level.

But I feel like it wasn't, like, naturally happening.

- Why do you think that is?

- I feel like obviously there's a big attraction there.

- Mm-hm. - But...

..part of me is thinking, like, if it was going to go deeper

than surface level, wouldn't it have, like, went deeper already?

- It takes time, though.

- I know it takes time.

But then when I felt like I was, like, feeling upset,

I didn't want to take the comfort from you.

And that almost, like, kind of was a sign to me a bit.

- OK.

- MEG INHALES SHARPLY

- I don't know what to say.

Everyone just wants to be wanted.

I just don't get it.

I can never...

- TEARFULLY: - I'm never that girl.

- MEG SNIFFS

- I always feel like I'm always either too much for someone

or never enough.

- BREATHES SHAKILY

- I just can't get the balance right. - MEG SNIFFS

- Like, she's got the biggest heart.

Like, she is so enough

for, like, the right person.

But it's just, it's just not me.

- # Well, I wish that my mouth didn't smile when I think of you

# Oh, why'd you leave me with the good stuff, baby?

# And forget about the mess we made?

# Oh, I wish that my mouth didn't smile when I think of you... #

- As shit as it is, like, it's one of them where

we'll just sleep on it and get on with it.

- Night, girls!

- # It's a million times harder when I don't hate you

# When I don't hate you. #

MUSIC: Heart of Glass by Blondie

# Once I had a love and it was a gas

# Soon turned out had a heart of glass... #

- Anyone else going to have a cup of coffee?

There were a few, you know, cuddles,

a few, a few kisses last night.

It's nice.

But I feel like something's going to happen today.

I feel it. My lesbian senses are tingling.

- With the girls unaware of last night's break-up,

undercover action is this morning's tea.

- Got a bit frisky last night.

- PG? Like, just keeping it kissing or...

- I think it was, like, 12, hon.

It was like, see, these are the covers, right?

OK, these are the covers.

Like, my leg was, like, up like this.

And, like, it was like that.

And then, you know, and then, like, she,

and then she did, like, the knee thing.

- The knee thing? - The knee thing.

And like, it looked like, I can imagine

cos it was like a lot of, like, you know, like, that grinding.

Every lesbian knows what the knee thing is.

Trust me.

- I wouldn't know what you mean, Priya.

While some couples are heating up, others have gone cold.

- How are you feeling today? Are you good?

- Yeah. - Yeah.

- Are you sure?

- I ended it with Meg.

- Why? - Closed the book.

- Really? - Wow. - I feel I'm such a romantic person,

but I'm not feeling, like, romance. - Hm. - Yeah.

- Damn, you've broken two hearts already.

- Nice, girl. - Oof!

- Damn.

- Oh, but I'm just like, I can't fake it.

- Yeah. - No, I can't either. - No, don't.

- How are you feeling?

- A bit shit. - What's up? - I'm not going to lie.

- MEG SNIFFS

- What's wrong? - Yeah.

I was speaking to Fi.

- Yeah? - And she's sad that basically she feels like she can't,

you know, be vulnerable with me.

- Yeah.

- Like, what...

- Listen, listen.

Come here. It's not... - It's like something within me.

It's like... - It's not to do with you in that sense, OK?

It's not in your control.

- You know when you feel...

- MUMBLES INDISTINCTLY

- It's like, I'm not upset about Fi.

I'm upset about, like,

I feel like it's my fault.

I'm always like, "Is there something I could have done better?"

Sometimes you just give your best and it's never...

Sometimes it's just never enough.

- I don't want you to feel like it's you.

D'you know what I mean? - Hm.

- I love being able to be there for Meg,

and I don't know why.

Like, I just want to look after her,

be the reason that, you know, she doesn't cry.

I don't know, I can't really explain it that well, to be honest.

There's certain people in here that I find it really easy

to get to know and, like... - Mm-hm.

- It's not the conversations that we have.

It's just, like, those feelings are there that I just randomly feel

like I can't talk to you about those things.

So it's like... - It's why I felt like I could speak to you.

- With you, I'm attracted to you, like, very much. - Mm-hm.

Eva gives off a German Shepherd type of energy.

Like, I find her so intimidating.

But deep down, I know for a fact she's probably so loving.

- You know, like, when you've got, like, a best friend, right?

- Yeah. - And you really, really kind of care what's going on,

like, how they're feeling? - Mm-hm.

- Like, I've got that at the same time, so... - Yeah.

- For me that's, like, wild

because I don't really have, like,

the two of them at the same time. - Mm-hm.

- It's like, I don't know.

I don't know. But...

I forgot the question, if I'm honest.

- I don't even think I asked you anything.

I think you just came out with something.

- That's worse.

That's even worse.

Forget I said that. I thought there was a question.

- Is there anyone you're feeling here or are you, like,

just waiting for a new girlie?

- Well... - Oh, yeah. Put the weights back down.

- THEY LAUGH

- I'm going to sit on the pouffe.

Let's get comfortable, girls.

- I was like... I'll sit down as well.

- Do you want a cushion? - Yeah.

- Gather round.

- Honestly...

- This is cute.

- Even, like, I feel like when I'm talking with Amy, like,

it's always so, like, flirty.

- Yeah. - I actually, like, we actually just laugh so much, right?

I'm like, I'm like, it's a friendship we've built, right?

- Yeah. - And, like, I don't know if I want to...

- Ruin the friendship. - ..cross that path.

And sometimes I'm like, because I didn't see,

she's not my initial type at all. - Yeah.

- She's not someone that I'd go for.

But then as time's went on, I'm like, I really like her personality.

- Mm-hm. I didn't actually realise how quick people could move on,

onto the next girl, onto the next girl,

onto the next girl.

- I feel a bit weird about going there with her

because it has built up a friendship. - Yeah.

You don't want to feel like, overthinking it. - Yeah.

And I don't want it to be awkward. - No, no. But you're not going to

know until... - D'you know what I mean? Because I've never had that

where you have a friend and then it turns into something else.

- Yeah. - And I feel like when that happens, it can be weird.

- It can be weird, but it can also be, like, the best ones.

- Just, like, try it out. - Yeah.

- I've got to see where, the vibe of where she's at.

- Hm. - Yeah.

- The Masseria is definitely giving "you whore" lesbian vibes.

Like, quick to move on.

Like, yeah.

Typical lesbian shit.

- # I get so sick of myself... #

- What do you mean, these girls move quick?

Meg's been dumped by Fiorenza,

who likes Amy,

who's with Eva,

who still likes Meg.

Simple.

The only thing that really complicates things is girl code.

- I think I do need to kind of speak to Meg and let her know

that maybe I do have a little crush on Fiorenza,

so she doesn't be, like, completely blindsided by that.

- Hello, beautiful.

- I would so much rather not hurt any feelings.

I just kind of wanted to, like, have a quick chat with you,

because obviously, like, I do have, like, a weird crush

on Fiorenza and obviously, like...

- That's fine. - ..you're, but, like, do you know what I mean?

Like, you're my girl and, like,

I don't want to... - That's fine cos I've got a bit of a crush on Eva.

- Ah!

Oh!

That couldn't have gone any better.

It's giving wives farm. It's giving sister wives.

- # If you let 'em touch you, touch you, touch you, touch you, touch you

# Yeah? The way I used to, used to, used to, used to... #

- I think I would like to, like,

maybe touch base

on feelings with Amy.

- Hello. - Fancy seeing you here.

- I know. What the hell?

How are you?

- I'm all right. - Are you all right?

- I feel like I do want to explore it a bit, but it's also, like...

- SHE CHUCKLES

- I don't know. It's hard to, like, navigate a friendship

into something more.

Like, I don't know how to go about it.

I like this bikini.

So is it a bikini or is it actually, like...?

- It does make me look super pale.

- Wait. It's not, like, even swimsuit material.

- Well, it is. - What, are you getting in the pool?

- Well, maybe.

- Maybe?

So what are you feeling about Eva?

- We, like, get along really well and we are really friendly,

but I just wish there was more of that, like, sexual attraction.

- Yeah. - I want to, like, it's not that,

like, "Oh, I want to, like, climb on her"

or, like, I notice her presence when she's not in the room.

D'you know what I mean? - Yeah.

- You know when you're sat around and you're, like, thinking,

"When are they going to come back in the room?"

Do you get that?

- How, d'you get that with someone?

- Mm...

No.

I get it with you sometimes.

- Really? - Yeah.

- # That's just the way you make me feel... #

- Fiorenza, she has this, like, absolutely gorgeous smile

and, like, she has this, like, twinkle in her eye.

D'you know what I mean? And she always kind of, like, she's always,

like, kicking her legs like she's a little girlie. It's so adorable.

- You always come and find me. Is that what it is?

- Yeah, I come find you. - Try to look for me?

- Yeah. - See what I'm up to? - Yeah.

- You've got, like, a hair.

- Was that a move?

- THEY LAUGH

- Maybe. - Oh.

Oh! - I feel like, I feel like that, too.

- I just think it's cos you met me.

I don't know, we really get along. D'you know what I mean? - Yeah.

I think I would want to kiss Amy.

I know I'd, I know I'd want to kiss Amy.

- God, I look awful.

- You do not look awful.

- I'm so excited for what's to come now.

Like, maybe later on in the day,

maybe when the sun goes down,

me and Fiorenza can have a little chat, get the mood lighting going.

- # It's just the way you make me feel... #

- So Amy finally seems to be on the right path.

And it's not only Amy and Fiorenza that's causing a buzz

around the Masseria.

- Did anyone actually bring a vibrator?

- No. - Eva, why do I feel like you brought something?

- I brought two things. - Oh. - Oh.

- ALL: Whey!

THEY LAUGH

- Oh, sure. Something else, mate.

- No, girls, I actually meant everything's about to change

with the arrival of housekeeper Sara.

- # The boys want to be her

# The girls want to be her... #

- WHOOPING

- Every time she comes in, I look like shit.

- How are you? - Are you well?

Cos you're looking well.

- She is gorgeous.

Every time she walks in, we're all like wee schoolgirls.

We're like, "Haha!"

No-one knows what to say.

- Come with me, please. - Woo! - Thank you so much.

- With pleasure, babe. With pleasure.

I'd follow you wherever, girl.

Sara is absolutely beautiful.

Like, it's nice to see her,

but then I feel a bit scared when she walks in

because I know there's going to be news.

- Dannii's on her way.

- GASPING

- So can you head to the front of the Masseria?

- Like... - Oh... - She'll be there waiting for you.

- Oh, my God.

- I'm shitting myself.

- Guys, what the fuck's going to happen?

- I'm just excited. I feel like there's a buzz in the air.

We're just waiting for that wee drama to hit.

- EXCITABLE MURMURING

- What is it?

- I mean, I walked around that corner expecting to see Dannii,

but I just seen three large columns.

Like, what?

- Communication, adventure, sexual chemistry. - Oh...

- Right, OK. - No... - Oh, gosh.

- AMY GASPS

- # And I begin to wonder

# Don't you know that it's really making me crazy? #

- CHEERING

Hi. - Like a Sicilian lemon.

- LAUGHTER

- Ooh. - With legs. - Yeah.

Oh, my God. The dress, the hair.

Dannii is just beautiful every single time.

- Buongiorno. How you doing?

WHOOPING

- She is unreal.

Like, she has been carved by the gods.

- OK, let's get down to business.

- I'm waiting for the pot to be stirred.

What is next to come?

- We all have different needs in a relationship.

But in the whirlwind of the Masseria,

I hope you've taken time out to stop and think,

"What do I need?"

Here we have three pillars of a relationship -

sexual chemistry,

adventure and communication.

So I want you to take a moment and think

which pillar you need most

in a relationship.

This is a personal choice.

Go and stand by the pillar you need most.

- # Regret and want no more

# Get up... #

- If you're wanting to get to know someone,

the adventure and communication, like, they are important,

but, like, if you don't have the sexual chemistry,

it's just a friendship.

- I love a bit of adventure,

I love a bit of substance, bit of spice.

Bit of nonsense, d'you know what I mean?

- Naee, you've chosen communication.

Why is that so important to you?

- Um, because I feel like it's something

that has always lacked in my relationships.

And I feel like communication is very important

in every aspect of human interaction.

- Georgia, sexual chemistry.

You were boom! Straight over.

THEY CHUCKLE

Why is that the most important?

- Sexual chemistry, I don't have that with a lot of people,

so I think I need sexual chemistry to actually, like,

take it past being friends.

- I feel like the other two you can kind of work on.

Like, you can build up communication actively

and you can also make sure you're putting stuff in place

to keep things adventurous, but sexual chemistry is something

that you either have or you don't.

- Abbie, adventure. What is the adventure for you?

- I get bored easily, so I need someone

to keep me on my toes and just explore the world with.

- Well, girls, now you've all made your choice,

I have something to tell you.

I didn't choose these pillars.

They were chosen...

..by three new girls...

THEY GASP THEY EXCLAIM

- No...

- Oh, my God.

- ..who are about to enter

the Masseria...

EXCITABLE SQUEALING

..right now. - Shut up.

- Oh, my God!

- Girls!

Woohoo!

- # Hello, Daddy, hello, Mom

# I'm your ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch, cherry bomb... #

- Oh, my fucking God.

What the hell?!

- Next time on I Kissed A Girl...

Hey, girls. Welcome to the Masseria.

- The shock of my life. There was three new girls.

- I hope you enjoy your dates this evening.

- No. Me and Fi are just getting close.

- She's my type to a T.

- GIGGLES

- You've forgotten about me.

I think I've just got a rejection thing, you know? Classic.

- I think she's into me.

- I'm not flirting with her.

- You're all over her.

- Abbie, do you think Lisha's good at communicating?

- There's been a few bumps.

- You just need to think if this is what you want.

It's just really hard.

- Anyone left unkissed

will be leaving the Masseria.

- Relationships are all about trust.

And once that trust is broken,

there's no going back.

- MUSIC: We Could Be the One by Dannii Minogue