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spe

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get ready they're coming they're coming

quick

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and here we are in the picturesque

Village of s Village what do you think

is remote and please don't leave

anything on Pol Apple honey grab

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[Laughter]

apples let's move it along please we

only have 1 hour this is one give me the

camera take

it years ago fing

around and as you can see they're

closely bound to their age old tradition

and have rejected all attempts there's

no film upgrade their how come you

didn't load it how come I didn't load it

you were getting all the film right says

who the most removed corner of the world

without even a picture cuz a jerk simply

neglected to buy film cuz another jerk

simply never mentioned it hey buddy

you've been yelling and telling me what

to do ever since we got here you got a

problem with your father your dialect is

one of the most difficult to master it's

composed mainly of blott sounds

like and

AA hey mags I wonder how much he wants

for a pair of these mats they have a

simple but highly shopping in the jungle

tourist meaning that you are not that's

different anyway this Village is really

the pits there was somewhere I could go

get a soda what do you want a soda yeah

you expect to get yourself a soda out in

a Boondock where man has barely begun to

invent fire in addition to this

abundance of fruit and fish the area has

all sorts of wild animals however a lot

of these are Untouchable because they

are considered Omens or reincarnations

of various Gods especially iguanas and

snakes you don't suppose they do bags

out of those things why don't you ask

now if you all follow me I'll show you

something you won't

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believe

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unspoiled

corner you pick up your gods in full

color

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huh

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what are you

doing I don't want you anymore cuz you

don't turn me off with that bad where's

Barney Freud in a steam shovel could you

leave that thing at home this is a

cultural event there are lots of people

here who would like to sit and enjoy

anywhere cultural

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caveman okay what's the

schedule first answer ological Museum

then the aquarium after which we go over

to dville couldn't we start with a

discotek you came all this way to go

dancing come on this Burg isn't any fun

it's hot as hell here even the beer is

sweaty man less than an hour we've been

here Butch and you're already I told you

we' have been better off in

palow I know what super idea I don't

want to hear it the boats that we're for

into at the pier there we take off up

River to daru it's hopeless here like we

got to get away from where all the

tourists hang out well push it we should

be up there by let's say say no later

than 6 now don't you think that's a

great idea huh I guess I mean just take

me away but right now I'm famished let's

look for something to

eat easy

huh about right here looks okay doesn't

it all I ask is a humble

hamburger

morning

brother anyone

here

hello would it be possible to get a

little lunch

bartender waiter Mr

D play play come

look maybe they've all gone out to

eat what's the matter the two kids

tourist they want runch I told you I

don't want no snoopers skunking around

here we are out of lunch no lunch no

lunch no lunch got real atmosphere

though doesn't yeah it's uh it's it's

very ah there you are listen how about

some lunch no runch here we go just a a

light lunch okay two two sures no runch

one survey Santa soda not rch ah you run

a rip wrong business here I think it's

split time Butch thank you just the same

adios probably doesn't know what lunch

is in the US we call that discrimination

what did you serve him horse manure

forget it if the little prick of a

Chinese wants to be Prejudice let him

listen the one thing that bugs the

living [ __ ] out of me is getting screwed

around then I suggest you go somewhere

else to get your living [ __ ]

bugged there was no lunch here for

people like you get the picture then why

don't you just beat it man where'd you

learn your slang my friend is a bit

nervous we weren't really hungry anyway

right

Arthur some people really got a

nerve hey you want to learn some more

slang shove

it you see his face be careful you don't

know how Jack he's all hot air some guys

think they can run the wait a minute it

hey they're giving you a little trouble

Mr deay no no no only they got in over

their heads I think the blackhead Boy

show me his finger and said shove it Bo

how crud it

is we

go you can't

us do

anything

that's right come

on it again you don't K around with Mr

depray

Blondie now why don't your preppies go

back to Westchester County

h so long

preppies what's a

preppy five against

two fear as hell with the odds please

next time we would you control your

mouth all right well forgive him this

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once

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at least in Arabia they have camels to

carry

oil is all this gas really necessary

yeah it's better too much than too

little these things consume a ton oh wow

the Royal yacht does it at least float

there's nothing wrong with this boat and

we can't afford anything else come on

I'm apprehensive get in get in anyway

you know I'm an ace with engines oh yeah

then how come you got fired from the

garage

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n

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isn't the time we saw a few signs of

this

Darrow we should be there any moment not

one crummy house I guess they've

attained zero population

growth did you happen to notice Monkey

Island Slide by during the night could

be who knows I knew it would end up

shit's creek do we have some paddles

stop whining for God's sake you'll see

we'll get there just trust me now what

hey pass me the tank we got to put in

some more gas see better too much than

too little what I tell you you're always

right aren't

you hey man this is NAFTA what do you

mean NAFTA NAFTA NAFTA 5 gallons of

heating fluid I asked him for gas can't

I even trust you to do something that

simple hey calm down I asked him for gas

gas now now we are up shit's creek start

paddling what do you want from me this

was your brilliant idea not mine sure

blame it on me listen I'm fed up with

the way you always 2-year-old [ __ ] off

you're always right well I'm just as

smart smart huh you learn to keep up

your guard you're going to get your head

shoved up your ass try you just wait you

son of

a crocodile get out of the water dummy

there's cocs in the river get out get

out come on you're right there are Crocs

in the

river help me a there's crossing the

river I know get back in the boat come

on swim hurry

faster God you're

slow give me a hand what are you doing

you

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stupid you ruptured me nothing start

rolling good grief look at them

all now I know what it feels like to be

a snack roll roll row your

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boat all right

sir Hey

Arthur I'm tired Arthur could you take

over for a

while pretty lousy shape you're in

you're putting me on we have been

cruising 3 hours on under my

power where the hell are we anyway

you're asking me I wish I'd never heard

of this place I'm tired I'm hungry and

I'm thirsty and I'm about to cry listen

let's turn around and head back rowing

the entire way you're crazy we' never

make it must be 1,000 miles well this

directions taken us no place ah you

finally admit it only it's too late my

man we have passed the point of no

return sh you hear anything no what

should I

hear

what the heck stop roll look

there oh my

God get out of here quick

door working and it's

down you get the feeling sometimes that

God is picking on you well at least he

let me keep my NE app sack to do what

with you get hurt at all n did you

couple of

bruises H let's move out okay what is

this basic training don't be half ass

Butch we're in trouble

here guess it's best if we stick to the

river she run into something such

tactical Brilliance come on move it hey

fre is okay want me to break it for you

come

on don't want you anymore cuz you turn

me off with that that bad bad breath and

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that how long we been walking well I

started when I was two but I wouldn't

mind stopping get out of your mind we

keep going until we got

daylight did you hear what I heard what'

you hear the tread of a huge ant huh or

maybe a gorilla sh I don't hear anything

N I was just a monkey one of those

killer monkeys oh for God's sake it was

a python it was a grizzly bear a leopard

a tiger a wild elephant no a cannibal

yeah it was a

cannibal all right all right I'm sorry

wait up will

you what is it look ah it was a

cannibal walk very slowly Don't Panic

smile

grin

talk to them communicate with them what

subject uh

greetings we tourists the Rapids

destroyed our little dingy you fellas

speak any English you know

blits I don't think they went to high

school they don't look like a soccer

team either go on or for them something

my arm my

leg Yeah try

this you like that keeps away the

vampires no you don't like that how

about you watch go on give it a try like

the astronauts tick talk digital

digital here's a mirror for you huh a

mirror great invention you can pop all

of your zits and see

it he threaten me cool it Fathead show

you scared and we're sure to get

massacred the main thing is to stay calm

just keep cool there's nothing the

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matter what's your problem now well well

hey the lighter it blew their

minds this magic engine of fire my

friend great witch doctor has sacred

power no more fool with flint and stone

one flick gets on oh okay and you're set

to cook the gods proudly present the

disposable lighter was of gas tummy so

this is what Greta Garbo felt like it

does have a certain

effect it's okay bingo bango you can get

up my

yba thank

you ah what a feast huh yeah it could be

worse now if I had a soda I'd really be

set and some Colombian gold and a

beautiful blonde chick like like Bo

Derek yeah that's what I miss most of

all quick L don't despair you never know

what might come

along hey what do you got there

y ah so that's why you natives are not

restless tonight yeah might even be you

know what mind if we split the salad hey

Butch you want some oh man don't be so

dumb that stuff might kill you go on a

bunch of

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Twigs one yeah not bad

boo

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yeah this is nice hey man very

nice are you out of your mind hey what

the hell is that stuff huh what's he

eating want B spit it out man spit it

out that's B get out it's one of the

most potent drugs in the world it's

relaxing thank you boo you're my

friend

thank

you H it's over the face they want to

take us in yeah that but we're not

sleepy not me anyway really I'm not not

at

all where is he taking me I'm not t bu

tell him we always stay up late tell him

we're regular night hour hey don't go

away be right back yeah huh in

here hey there and who are you Boo's

granny ah a little tooth decay always

brush twice a day hey Bingo boo is this

where I

flop I guess

so yes ah I get a massage huh a real

massage well that's great granny far out

well you got a B of body

on well W you really got great hands

Sous hey what the heck are you

doing pun

help oh my

God help I B your grand the get him away

from me oh what do you

mean look I don't feel like it you want

a banana nice

banana it's just never going to work man

you I mean what do you think I am a g

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boy was she all that bad even worse it

was only a quick lay I'd love to see

your

reaction made old builds about here

happy look at him I hope these people

get it over with fast I hate long

ceremonies what guess what what sorry we

didn't pick Goa uh Goa is a nice place

what's that it's a bird it's a plane no

it's not the plane a rescue plane ARS

are coming to our rescue here come on

you're here this way this way down

here didn't I tell you trust the

American Consulate yeah it's great to be

American they're about to land in just a

few moments we'll be free men once again

glor Glory

Hallelujah Glory Glory Hallelujah

Glory Glory hallelu his truth is

Maring this looks

n hello everyone out let up a portion

and rupes is waiting for

us in there

kids okay let's move

out

took off you here where's he

going the mother he's leaving we got

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company man why

him St what an unexpected

surprise Bou boys what are you doing

there or tied up done Daisy no let me

have another guest whom those brutal

Savages wanted to offer you to their

gods bads stops go on on

thanks small world huh I'm very

crowded why are you two here anyway no

reason wonderlust wonderlust eh you

wander around with lust and awful lot

like into Ming Restaurant true STS they

wanted here to beat us to the rues yeah

and their approach is really very

ethical

yes you'll make a men for that now what

do you know a BS of bees

ehh tell me who is your boss de F bitten

Chinese somebody must have told you the

rubies here Mister you've got it all

wrong we came here on a package tour not

for you want me to air condition the

inside of your skull okay play time is

over cards on the table first of all the

rubies yes there are reason for coming

here but we're outnumbered you guys can

waste us whenever you want like you call

it but you know what I would call it a

gross era me go we're extremely familiar

with this area and uh no Chinese we're

working alone right Butch now the

proposal I've got um in mind is a real

winner first of all we take you to the

rubies and whatever we dig up you guys

get 80 and we get 20 that's a fair split

don't you think all you have to do is

accept if you ask me m d pray there are

a couple of frauds think it over okay

it's a deal but I swear this is a

trick m and s De pre what do you think

about this for a set of rubies just do

as I say right hello you steeping it now

what the hell do you expect us to do I

don't know

okay all right get to

work you can at least give them

something to drink mine your own peas

and bees when they're out in the river

panning for rubies be lots of water to

drink you have such a tender heart

you're remind me of my brother Alice

Alice I'll bet he's a sweet guy gay is

he no he's a

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murderer here suck a little hind

tit

remarkable I guess your mother didn't

wean you too

good just sweet dpre Philip can you hear

me over there I hear you miss dpre but

your is terrible over I practice it

every day listen we have a good lead on

the rues but unfortunately most of the

natives ran away so we have only women

and children to do the work did you send

off my dentur oh there she'll be chewing

again in a week when you filled your

pockets give me a whistle and I'll

flying to pick you up okay over it won't

be for a while we'll need about a week

of panic before we put together a load

yeah over and

out

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you know something Mr depre no I don't

the more I think about it the more I get

itchy at the idea those two brats

messing in our deal you want to scratch

H mhm immedi to show us where to find

some R

bees but I sh quiet got

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hurry the catches were hamburgers come

on get

going it's over there man this thing

must weigh a ton would you rather become

a hamburger not much we don't have to

walk around the world we just have to

haul up in the jungle somewhere and try

to make radio contact with the police

ready come on let's

move you

coming you picked out a route doesn't

matter as long as we go somewhere that

way stay with me 100 yards and oh no

good evening hi boys where are you

going off to hold up some place in the

jungle but why are you taking the radio

um we uh we want to uh to call the

police ah well before you die would you

put it down did did did you say die yeah

cannibal

where run run oh you really H

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him I'll never make it think hamburger

I'll make it wee we shoulde we what is

going on the kids C the radar and

disappeared into the jungle L get off

the give

up that way who's next

one

darling hurry minute the radio

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hey forget it forget it

run there go stop where

you up F

Faster come

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there over here

quick

an

hey what's going on we're in a giant

venus fly trap we're being gobbled by a

plant idiot

a shut up I hear

voices just a few you sure you saw them

head this way yeah they're as good as in

the you wouldn't interrupt me all the Mr

look well the important thing is they

abandon get a reward no let me decide

who gets the rewards and who does and

what an a madest bunch of guys okay back

to the Village forget the kids without

the radio they are completely helpless

we let the wild animals eat them well

perhaps a giant vus fly

trap y perfect a born actress HH y

brilliant a fierce some one now okay y

outstanding you've got it all over B

what's her name what else can you do for

the folks back

home

oh that's

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fabulous

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again a what a screen presence huh

Butch now I know what it feels like to

dis

SM who is it wise little punk wa till I

get a hold of

you

hey you got company huh no but save us

nice nice

pad he's certainly got a nasty look in

his eye

but off please Mr

elephant what do you say to an elephant

fch help me please miss don't let my

friend be crushed to a

pulp help look where exceptionally nice

fellows really not bad good guys um I

know wait right there I'll show you uh

here you see this I throw away machine

you know hurt by it no yeah what do

something Mo

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Moy

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Now you listen honey down idiot act

surval don't you read this in the jungle

books good

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graef what are you called what's your

name Banu hey she talks words yeah she's

a senior Bingo Bongo she knows a foreign

tongue Miss uh uh I want to know to know

your name you know I'll give you one

okay what was the name of of Mrs Tarzan

um uh

Jane you Jane I Tarzan um that is to say

I Butch huh that's right and I'm Lassie

don't confuse

her what do you

want hey she swiped my

t-shirt the lady there what's her name

huh SAA ah there you go

yeah could you ask her to give the shirt

back and then keep her away from me hey

Sea damn it give me my

t-shirt need one pry can hey Tarzan I

mean Jane you got something to eat um

you know to eat put in food even you got

eat anony anony quick before I

faint well it's not uh sirloin but uh

you're very

sweet

good Banana's

here you I'll skin you

alive what's all

areas Hey Arthur Freud runs n Freud

sucks oh Lise have you found those twoo

no just tracks down by the river sir

down by the river so is the Tred to

cross over the chances are they have

been devoured by those crocodiles

marvelous we've already wasted too much

time over those two pimple

nooses why can't you boys just call me

boss M do pray the river is a veritable

Treasure

House it's quite a

simple this is it Gentlemen let's go I

want to

investigate i' I've told you don't ever

interrupt me when I

talk hey buddy not bad for a tree hut I

like a tree hut only much bigger a place

you sleep in a whole bunch of tree Huts

piled one on top of the other huh is

what we live in right ether no I live in

the middle of grenwich Village in a

greasy little room about half the size

of this it's very

chic may I see two what is

it ah

you are a virgin I'll tell you all about

it I'm an authority now this is what we

call kissing that is when a man and a

woman like each other it's how they show

affection I'll show you the principles

of it watch watch closely

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now AR that shameful get the picture on

the mouth huh okay you do it to me now

okay right here you'll see you'll love

it

one you sneaky calculating son of two I

don't believe

three come on what the hell are you

doing I asked you to kiss me what's this

dummy got to do with it he's a complete

another waste of time can't you see how

ugly is look at that scunny bu that

pimply nose those watery eyes ah he's

awful kiss me kiss me on the mouth okay

right here one

two three there back piece oh God she

actually kissed me get out of here you

filthy little primate look at that crap

on my shirt it'll never clean off keep

it

fungu Ang hang who angul no it's fangul

hey get out of

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here SM did I hurt her feelings

hey are you all right oh listen you know

it isn't over yet honey sure is strange

isn't it how long do you think she's

been here that's anybody's guess the

mystery is how she got here to start

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withu hey pound cake he's not

moving I told right in there and PNY AA

thund maybe he can swi all right there

told you not

to oh man imagine we're going to rake in

200 Grand with this reportage hey wait a

minute wait a minute let me get a better

angle let's Hustle come on little sneak

you did it again okay bring this out

let's go get in the water let's go

daruna daruna look you've had your turn

okay it's mine now mine give it here

how's it going didn't fall for the

banana nice little SAA huh it's up to

you give it here don't break it just let

me have it let me have it come on give

it here please I won't hurt you I won't

do anything you get your hands on it

quick it's going to end up with five

shades of poop on it like my t-shirt hey

hey come back here give me my cassette

plate give it back where are

you

ah there you are you give it back or

I'll break your

neck I get my hands on

you all right nice girl be nice give a

kiss out there to Uncle

bu where are you get down here you get

down from that tree see God damn it get

down here I swear to God I'll bust

you come back

here where are

you if you ruin Barney fry steam shovel

come on

down what

the

incredible what the heck is a chopper

doing out

here Hey Arthur look at this hi

sir wait

oops can't you get your recorder eh well

I'll be a son of

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a I think the rotor's okay yeah but the

rest is a

wreck a purse yeah log book

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1969 my my name is Anne Wilson and I'm

dying I've come down with

malaria Harry was flying us to paga and

we brought along Susan somehow we got

off course tried to make it to Doula but

then ran out of fuel and we had to land

Harry sit out through the jungle but

hasn't returned in 4 days my condition

is growing critical and my baby girl

just turned three

today it's easy to take death to accept

it because it's what God has decreed for

me if only she wouldn't see me die Susan

Susan God protect my

baby think about it a three-year-old

baby girl stranded in a hostile jungle

how'd she ever managed to survive she

must have done pretty well look what she

grew up into name's

Susan know what I just thought if we had

some fuel we could try to patch her up

and get her in the air again yeah but

who's going to give you the fuel and

plus after all these years the battery

is dead how do you charge it there's a

battery in the village we could use the

one in the radio mhm the pra's hung out

a sign batteries to be lent come on get

off it it's a pipe

dream listen I want to get out of here

in pipe dream or bust I will yeah let's

go back to the tree hut maybe Susan's

home by now hey I wonder how she'll

react when she finds out her name is

Susan just a minute I want to go take a

look at the motor a come on forget it

it's just a heap of

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metal Arthur don't be ridiculous you're

not Igor

Sikorski what you out of your mind honey

that hurt hey wait he's a friend he's

your buddy it's time you were taught a

lesson I'm going to give you such a

spanking wait a minute Jane

Susan your name is

Susan Susan

you

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remember you're supposed to be working

so where you been huh where you been I

asked you a question answer me I'm

picking flowers

playing Cowboys and Indians well you

better not sneak off again cuz the next

time I'm going to bust your arms and

legs and you won't be playing Cowboys or

picking Indians for a long long

time a Barbie doll the real life jungle

model golly wait till I take you to miss

you D pre he can play house with you and

everything get up Hi aat H I'm free you

stick your head out again you'll get a

hole in the buttocks ready Arthur is he

hiding in there too nah he's over there

and you're going to get clubbed I know

you've seen that gag somewhere in the

movies and because you think I'm

done Susan Susan it's not too bad he

only nicked her we better get out of

here before talard wakes up well the

Treehouse is the safest place let's go

help me pick her up okay I probably

heard that shot all the way in the

village

easy

thank

[Applause]

you it's all

right there all gone feels better now

huh WEA don't do that listen I don't

think we're safe here anymore those guys

are going to search the whole area well

what about her injury she can't move yet

where' we go

anyhow what's it mean that's not the

village hey what don't move sit back

samala s

she could be saying we should head that

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way trying to go have those guys get

here even faster I will really have to

make tracks come on grab your

stuff the jungle

Express well the important thing is to

get out of here come

on we need all the head star we can get

come Ono come

on totally naked fly F flying along from

Vine to vine until she landed on your

head huh are you sure you are not

mistaking this abbor ape girl for a

monkey on your back ah very funny I'd

like to see what you would have done I

wouldn't allow you to punch me like me

just imagine yeah I can imagine but I'd

rather not you can make cracks till

you're dead I saw her and she's real

Fred have you hit the battle again I

believe you should practice a tiny bit

of moderation I'm telling you m dpre i

saw shut up I'll pound you

the story is starting to get a mtic

nerve and I'm terribly upset at your

lousy news that those squirts have still

not been eaten yet I'm going to give you

one other chance to kill them if not

you'll be on a diet until you disappear

but I even shot right at her then learn

some

Marksmanship real drag is it with only

women and children our whole has been

poor I only wish I knew what has become

of that coverly bunch of cannibals that

constant wump wump sound is starting to

drive me nuts gang we must swing into

action do you think you can swing Miss

pre is right you're a study in aptitude

I know say to tell me something how come

you're such a lousy shot it's a question

of

end but my cooking's right

on sting

much great you're a good patient know

that Susan

suan yeah your named Susan you

remember Susan that's right this's a

song we got with a refrain Oh Susanna oh

don't you cry for me I come from Alabama

with my banjo on my

knee

Susan

but aai friends yeah that's right we're

friends

well we we better better go to sleep

now good night Susan say it wish me good

night um good night go

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on oh well some other time

okay hey there Dr Livingston did you

save the patient look be nice you want

some news guess what you just came out

with all of a sudden she goes Susan

Butch and then friends oh how moving gee

and when are you going to get around to

more interesting things you always have

to be so incredibly callous I mean what

if you had nobody in the world

HH I know something Susan's coming with

us when we leave here yeah sure I

already booked us three places on the

first flight out listen she might have

relative somewhere in America can you

imagine the look in their eyes when she

starts breaking up the house with her

Boomerang you're impossible

man good

night it's getting awfully stuffy in

here come on don't be a jerk stay yeah I

want a full report

though can't win them

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all I can't win any

in the words of the famous great white

Hunter

[ __ ] guess this will

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do uh you're pretty you know

that it feels a bit humid in here

shall we

smooch good

night but good

night good night

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you

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wow

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oh

you see that

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sick you all right I think

you can play on my team anytime honey it

weren't for you I knew that sooner or

later he'd end up in the

[ __ ] in the [ __ ] this smells more

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like you want to know something this is

oil petrolum petroleum you know what

that means getting home buddy cuz we got

gas get in

we're going home but we're going home

wow a tree H hey Mr dpre I bet it's the

ape girl secret hide was shut up I'll go

take a

look oh a treeart like I always

wanted hey Mr Dee it's got to be the

aprils look at the

bananas it's got to eh and would you

also say this is the kind of magazine

and AP girl reads those boys are around

here some place and we've got to find

Dam it look what I found want to see

it Pigeon Blood a glob of Pigeon Blood

how gross idiot this is a ruby I was

referring to its color it's one of the

purest rubies that my mon has ever Satan

so those puppy nits did have something

they don't want to share let's wait for

them here when they come to make them

see I'll say this for him those kids St

know how to build a tree

hut idiot can't you say you're too fat

to go swinging around that rope you

ruined a wonderful treeh house I was

going to play there for hours don't

unload your fault with me this set is it

the only thing for you is to go on a

strict diet you big load but sir give me

a couple of years and I'll set the house

up again well get it start looking for

my fancy German

moner

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and you're going to get aviation fuel

out of that well it won't be the purest

in the world but for the chopper should

work okay Arthur no good black water IND

Maya because Arthur has

gone you want to keep making jokes go

ahead but when I get that thing up in

the air don't expect to be on it sorry

maybe that will get you your fuel but a

battery out of a swamp still expect the

prey to lend you his look you want us to

get out of this whole butcher don't you

yeah I guess the battery is's a tough

nut sure I know but one way or the other

I'll get us one okay D pre has the

weapons but we got the human waves your

brains have started softening the Army

wouldn't even take it when you try to

enlist the number one priority is the

helicopter and when the hell did you

ever repair even one engine like that

you never fixed my bicycle yeah sure

when I fly over you don't cry

mhm hey let me your ears Susan come here

help me explain my

plan

p is

platoon mhm almost right and now for the

next military exercise you ready now

over here you watching over here is a

very evil white man now

listen one whistle you hit the dirt two

whistles you crawl on your belly toward

the enemy three

whistles you're jumping now have you all

got that is that clear all right now

let's try it now everybody go for

perfect you

ready I really don't know about you

guys we're beginning to get somewhere

young lady now let's check out this

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engine S I need that put that down

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where the hell you think you're going

this is no time to play

sea

SAA

SAA we've been walking in circles for 2

hours you should be happy you're

[ __ ] excess fat it Dickens as as two

D thinks they couldn't have strayed too

far away from the Tre Hut maybe they

decided to hide somewhere else yeah I

bet that girl knows this jungle like a

book I really wish you would stop it

with your St after the ape girl but the

ape girl exists we had a close encounter

you sh your mouth to a pound you shut up

guess the truth is I really don't like

monkeys I hate them in

fact

ouch what you B me me me I'm the nuggin

with the monkey rench how could you do

that I mean a coconut I don't understand

or a banana but a monkey wrench in the

middle of the Jungle are you drinking

again Mr you play what do you mean I

would too late I'm going to pound you

that's what you eat today you look like

an inate

girl

mother yeah right

uncore

Marina

botch

Bina

b

b hey there in the Blue Lagoon get ready

for some Endless

Love ready or

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not here I am as the night

go the night

go everybody's going to L to

me I'll me without

f as the night goes

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on do your

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DJ

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that's controls now let's check the tank

for

holes

we're go for takeoff SAA as soon as we

have enough

gas two final

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adjustments where the hell is

it thank you SAA you a real

buddy

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mea but tell these pigmies to lay off of

me B

guo the helicopter's set to go all we

have to do is let's figure out a way to

get a hold how about my Marines

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huh five men here and three more here

covering the river and the Catapult over

on the east side and the other troops

stationed in the back and we close in

and of course they have nowhere to go

now suppose just a second they rush you

with their automatics you figure your

Line's going to resist yeah but we have

two ton Barney's gun don't we a for

Pete's sake look count me out huh I'll

find a way to get the battery if you

want to be killed you're free to do

so give that here CA that's bad for you

SAA not only is it bad it also happens

to be the only one I have

left well save me a puff at

least how's it going

boys okay yeah we're getting

there how come this

less hey where'd the gas go it's almost

empty

but but where are

you but what's wrong where's the fuel I

want every bit of it back what are you

talking about look I'm in no mood for

joking I know precisely what was the

level in the can only you could have

taken it all the weapons that my men

have got are are a bit cruel food why

the gas Fireballs for the Catapult like

you know in the film where Samson has to

pull you're asking for it you know that

touch another drop and I'll murder you

Arthur you're worse than my mother you

just shut up who says you're

jealous Butch that wasn't very nice yeah

but it did the trick and you know what

else when I've conquered the village if

you'd like your battery you're going to

beg to get it yeah well I'm saying it's

going to be gone by

then first com for a

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Ser C I said stay home okay as long as

you be here and keep

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quiet

damn it man that's where they got the

radio I said keep

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quiet hello phis no Philip just sweet to

play please come in over what's on your

mind Mr D

over hey look Philip our production

schedule is delayed a bit you stay put

there at the pace we'll get in touch

with you in 3 or 4 days are we over just

fine your mama send you a big toothy

kiss over

now

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stay

still now what's he doing oh no go on to

pray take a

walk SE damn

it

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the safety catching those things cause

for a professional

touch I know what you sit down and let

me try it over again okay Ambush me over

again being a little too optimistic

don't you think

Ste I ready to you again eh I think I

better teach

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you off not your

see got

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impress your throat you

hurt safy isself you play baseball if I

should you could try to hit it but I

doubt you was that that fact is I'm a

golfer

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four

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CH s playing ham were

you good thing you didn't open

this get out of here come on SAA come

Ona I'm

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going he is a pre is you the pre you

look like somebody flattened you don't

be silly I was taking a sunbath why did

you get that among the bushes done by

the River Bank oh a nice break this

little traitor is going to lead us

straight to their base camp so funny

with my eye start looking for my

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monacle

well here goes

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nothing get back go

on projectiles a catapult

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Voom

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this nice neighbor we should have all

the rupes we need in a day or two back

to the Village move it what are you on

get get back go on up in

the you're I'm frozen you

start come on turn

start

it's no good I'm not going to stay here

though I'm not going to

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stay she's running

Butch Butch I did it she works

what's

wrong tell me what is it what's wrong

they captured Susan and the

others listen to me a second it works

like a dream I started the rotors I can

get it to fly you know what that means

to us Butch going home those rats won't

stop at anything for evil gain they

might even kill her I won't let

them look they're just after rubies and

if you fight them now you've got no hope

at all okay so I mean let's be

reasonable you fly away if you want you

always were selfish man

do you have to kill yourself to show

you're a

hero this I'm going to have to do

something I hate to do say I'm sorry ah

and I'm going to rub it in I told you so

I told you you should have seen the way

she swings Along on them Vines like a

human hang

glider um how about how about a sample

of your your style didn't you hear him

give us a sample of what you can

do you'll bring out the worst in us let

me have for 5 minutes I want to welcome

her to the 20th

century and who better to be welcomed by

than the French me this Savage breast

must be soed as a poet as swellow as

your leader I'm afraid of my

job what do we care my let them eat

cake rats go down Fred Fred come here

once he Miss Dee that was nearly

instantaneous shut up we got that poor

little radio now how do we call Philip

to fly in and pick us

up hey D pre Fatso come on out and

fight let's tie her up waiting for

you there your Savage beasts we have to

wait my what's the matter you guys

chicken come on out and take your

medicine de pre how come it's here

see if you guys can catch me come

on two ofies you demanded Peppers that

part Al

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Al he

is now we have

trapped

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he's run out of ammunition still you are

I have you in my sight go get him don't

Mo us C your brains all over the sa

blow

blow say like air nuclear better to be a

retreat get out of my head

hold it right there drop your gun and

turn

around you still think I'm a complete

dummy don't you I hate you there's

someone over there he's going to throw a

coconut at you you're liar here it comes

oh

no

okay in these woods every bush is a

cannibal I didn't mean

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it

I can't stand

snakes

rats he's getting away come

on hold it stay there or I put bullet

through her forehead isn't that evil

drop your

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weapons let her go

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okay

how

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embarrassing you pay for

this

humiliation

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okay well Hawkeye I'd say your career as

a bad is on the way well I'm hoping that

some a director is going to shoot a sequ

yeah only without you your French

acction is enough to ruin any film I

practice every day you do

that so long bingo bango I'll send

granny some

toothpaste

sure hey Butch time to

go so long Colonel keep up the West

Point tradition ah y an honor guard

salute Gee let's go

Susan start pulling

H

harder come on

shid I'm afraid come on afraid you won't

hurt you get in come on man we got very

little fuel come on don't hurry up Butch

I'm going to have to take off come we

got to go get in come on get in get

in

rat wait till I tell my Wy flying the

friendly Skies of tsunami I can even me

to

rat rat

rat

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rat my French accent is just as good as

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yours r

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a

Glory Glory

Hallelujah Glory

Glory

hey hey who the heck invited you along

SAA oh

man you're not thinking I'm taking you

home are you when not married I mean

you're not my type I'm going to have to

go to the

zoo hey what's that you got there let me

see SE do two PR rubies you swipe them

this sort of changes things are you free

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tonight

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how's your English New York New York if

only she could show Bingo

Bongo hey your AE girl is Tak I got my

own hey CA you wait for me back at the

hotel and if you promise to be good

we'll take you to Radio City

tonight

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oh

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