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All:
Three... Two... One!
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Happy New Year!
Woo!
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Any resolutions,
Dave-Pierre?
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Eh, maybe
get a shrink.
How 'bout you?
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I'm gonna stop
eating carbs,
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be nicer to my Mom,
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become the next
Successor--
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My New Year's resolution
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is to find out
if those titties
of yours
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are as pointy
as your ears.
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You know, I'd normally
find that repulsive,
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but you're actually
inspiring me to like
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make Santa Inc.
safe from predators who
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force women to remain
scared and silent,
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so... thank you.
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(joyful music playing)
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(sirens wailing)
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Santa:
Timmy the Toy Guy would
also make a decent Successor.
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Larson in Chocolate is solid.
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Below 85 degrees at least.
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And Junior wants to put
his nose in the ring.
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-Ha! Nose? Hello?
-(slurping)
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I'm droppin' fuckin'
bombs here, c'mon!
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You really want me
to stop blowing you
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just to acknowledge
that terrible joke?
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-I mean, I will.
-Yeah, some sort
of acknowledgment.
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(sighs)
Okay.
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(laughs)
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Ah, hilarious!
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Was that really
better than me
sucking your dick?
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Ho, ho, ho shit!
Oh, Mrs. Claus.
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How awesome would
I be to have chosen
the first Black Successor,
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and then, the first
woman Successor?
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You know how
firsts of any kind
turn me on.
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Candy's a Jew, too.
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She checks off two boxes:
woman and Jew.
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Holy shit!
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Holy shit!
A woman and a Jew?!
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I'll go from historic to,
like, fuckin' legendary!
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Oh my god! Enough!
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Uh, can I ask what
your problem is?
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We made
a New Year's Eve
resolution
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to improve
our sex life
an hour ago,
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and you've already
blown it off.
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That's categorically insane.
I just nutted.
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-Think we're doin' okay.
-Ugh!
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♪ ♪
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Ah, the North Pole University
interns on their first day.
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Look at those
adorable, excited faces.
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-So, who did you assign to me?
-Fat guy in cargo shorts.
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Candy:
Why not a fat girl
in cargo shorts?
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Assigning you a woman
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just because
she's a woman
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is mad discriminatory.
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Will you relax?
Brent was a man,
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and I couldn't
have dreamed of
a better mentor,
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up until he abandoned me.
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I wonder who's gonna be doing
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the State of the Workshop
speech tonight.
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I wish it could
be me, but I--
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You know, Santa will
probably just step in.
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All right, let's do this.
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Hello, the future!
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-(interns cheering)
-I am Candy Smalls,
acting Head of Operations.
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Let me tell you
about myself.
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As a kid, I was working
in the candy factory
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when Brent discovered me.
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He saw my excitement,
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how fast my hands
wrapped the mints,
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and he taught me
everything he knew.
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Today, you are
about to take
a giant step
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into your future career.
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-And I mean giant.
-(interns laughing)
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-So let's get started!
-(cheering)
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Ooh, she's good.
I felt that in my gut.
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Bravo, Candy!
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And welcome, NPU seniors!
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My old alma mater.
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South Pole U
Football sucks dick!
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Go Mighty Mistletoes!
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-Good morning, Santa!
-Hello, I am the intern
to you, Candy Smalls.
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Uh, my name
is Devin Johnson.
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Great to meet ya,
Devin Johnson.
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Let's get goin'.
I got a meeting
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with the Head of Toys,
and you're comin' with me.
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W-With Timmy
the Toy Guy?
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The dude who put
the "B" in Furby?
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The "X" in Xbox?
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The man who said
on May 3, 1978,
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"This doll's patch
should be
one of cabbage"?
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(shouts):
Let's freakin' go!
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I'm about to meet
the most exciting
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person who ever lived!
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The idea sparked
at the urgent care
waiting room.
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I sprained my hand,
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it's fine,
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and ran into a mole
who had been concussed
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-with a mallet.
-Can we just--
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He told me that moles' lives
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have been destroyed
by the game Whack-A-Mole.
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Yes, I've heard this before.
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So I thought we could protect
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the enchanting species
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with our next big Christmas toy,
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Smash-A-Sloth.
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(game beeping)
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There he goes.
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I just have a thought.
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Never mind,
I'm a loser who sucks.
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Stop it!
Tell me what you're thinkin'.
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And, you know,
never say "I suck"
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before you pitch an idea.
No idea sucks.
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Well, I just think
now moles will be safe,
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but won't sloths
be terrorized?
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Maybe the whack'ed should
be something that deserves it,
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like Whack-A-White Supremacist.
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(phone ring tone):
It's Santa, yay!
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Holy shit fuck.
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Santa just texted me
for the first time ever.
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He wants to see me.
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I should frame this.
No, I should get over there.
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All right, good start, Timmy.
Why don't you get going on
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the new and improved
Devin angle?
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-Okay.
-Oh, wow!
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I was sooo into your speech
to the interns, Candy.
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Help me!
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I was sooo into it.
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You inspired
and you entertained,
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two very important
Santa qualities.
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Did you like when
I held up my shoe?
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That was pure improv.
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I loved it! I was like,
how-wha-whe-wha-what?
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Did she come up
with that last night?
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Write it down
and then find
a way to do it?
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Blew my fuckin' mind.
That's all I can say.
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And that is why
I want you to give
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the State of the Workshop
speech tonight.
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(screams)
Oh my god!
Ah! So honored.
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Just blown away,
but still standing here,
but just blown away.
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I took your words
of wanting to be
Successor to heart.
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Because I am, in fact,
the coolest, dopest Santa ever.
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I'm sorry,
I need to scream more.
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(high-pitched screams)
Oh my god! Oh my god!
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(screams)
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I think it's
exciting, too.
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It's great for the Board
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to see a woman
take the helm.
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Yes, love the optics.
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Love that you're hearing me.
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Loving everything about this.
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I'm, I'm gonna go prepare.
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Just do the same thing
Brent did every year.
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The Board loves it,
and another friendly
word of advice, Candy,
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Don't fuck this up,
or your shot at being Successor
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is fucking doomed!
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(ominous music playing)
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Oh my god, I'm kidding!
Ah! That was so--
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You should've
seen your face!
I totally had you.
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(nervous laughter)
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You've been had, lady.
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Anyway, you'll be great.
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Get me out of here!
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Wow, can you
believe this day?
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-Maybe I'm a good luck charm?
-I'm a good luck charm.
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Snowflakes are
the rabbit's foot
of the North Pole.
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Ooh, somebody's getting
jelly of the new guy.
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Don't worry.
I've got enough love
for both of you.
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-(Jeremy giggles)
-Okay, cancel my lunch
with Cookie and Goldie.
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I need to clear my day,
and prepare for this speech.
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Now, let's start
by checking out
Brent's old tapes.
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I'm there every year,
but I'm always
behind the scenes.
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I'm never up close watching it.
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-(audience cheering)
-(pony neighs)
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Members of the Board,
Santa Claus,
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our beloved press, welcome.
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Only 360 days
until Christmas Eve,
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and this one
is going to be
better than ever.
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Because at Santa Inc.,
the State of the Workshop is
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strong as a reindeer's
petrified shit!
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So here's some early
presents for all of you!
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Woo-hoo!
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Yeah, that's for you.
You deserve it. You deserve it.
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Open it up!
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Jesus, can I really do that?
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No, you need
charisma for this.
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Like Brent and Santa and me.
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Ah! I'm panicking.
Somebody get me
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guacamole and chips,
so I can stress eat.
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(phone ringing)
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Brent?
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How's Seattle?
Hope it's not raining,
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but I'm sure it is,
so get used to being
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slightly wet
all the time,
damp sucka!
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You have a right
to be mad at me.
I'm sorry.
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(cries)
Why'd you leave me?
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It was a last-minute thing.
Okay? I know, I suck.
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Yeah, I'll have
the Amazon Prime Rib,
medium rare.
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Coming right up.
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Anyways, I wanna talk about you,
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Lady Ambition.
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I heard you put
the Successor feelers
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out to Santa,
and you're givin'
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the State of the Workshop
speech tonight?
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How did you know?
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Oh, is Alexa
some kind of like
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illegal surveillance device?
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Hey, this speech
is major exposure.
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Have you watched my old tapes?
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Just did and your
razzle-dazzle is insane.
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I just... I don't
have that in me.
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Oh, fuck off, Candace.
I've seen your karaoke moves.
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Prime rib at prime speed.
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The dips,
the meaningful
eye contact.
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Yeah, I guess my mic skills
have been called magical
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by many of all backgrounds.
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Just believe in yourself
the way I believe in you.
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Say it. Say it. Say it.
Say it. Say it. Say it.
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(shouts):
I believe in myself!
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(laughs)
Okay, this could work.
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And, maybe, I could add my own,
uh, spin to the speech.
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You know, butter up
the Board with some
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-sexy new innovation talk--
-Ugh, God, no!
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Just ride in on the mini pony,
shoot glitter bombs,
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say, "Next Christmas
will be the best ever,"
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then smother them with swag.
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Here comes
the airplane, sir.
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Gotta go. Love ya, kid.
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Shit, she looks calmer.
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A happy Candy means more work.
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That is correct, my friend!
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Now, fasten your seatbelts!
It's gonna be a hell of a show!
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-Ha-cha-cha!
-Yes. Ha-cha-cha!
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-Oi.
-C'mon, everyone!
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Candy and Devin:
Ha-cha-cha!
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Ha-cha-no.
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All right, Jeremy,
play the mini pony
one more time.
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Then you can finish
filling the swag bags.
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No, no more!
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I did not write
a college thesis
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on racism in
the Bismarck Empire
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so I could play
a mini pony.
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I'll be the pony.
Of course, I'll be--
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It's an honor to be the pony,
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and really just
to be in this room.
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And I wanna hear
more about Brent, too.
246
00:09:32,446 --> 00:09:35,533
His efficiency is
the stuff of legends.
247
00:09:35,616 --> 00:09:37,410
I know.
Every year when
Brent was in charge,
248
00:09:37,493 --> 00:09:40,663
the sled went
.6% faster than
the year before.
249
00:09:40,746 --> 00:09:43,666
Guess who finally banged
Donner last night?
250
00:09:43,749 --> 00:09:45,835
Not y'all! Holla!
251
00:09:45,918 --> 00:09:48,004
Goldie, I thought we
canceled our lunch.
252
00:09:48,087 --> 00:09:51,757
Oh, hello there.
I love me a lumber-jock
in cargo shorts.
253
00:09:51,841 --> 00:09:53,843
What is your name, sweetie?
254
00:09:54,260 --> 00:09:56,262
The streets call me Devin...
255
00:09:56,804 --> 00:09:58,681
but you can
call me Baby.
256
00:09:58,764 --> 00:10:01,183
Girl, look what I stole
from under Donner's bed.
257
00:10:01,267 --> 00:10:02,810
Devin:
Christmas Spirit bars?
258
00:10:02,893 --> 00:10:05,730
Those are only for
the reindeer A-Team.
Very, very rare.
259
00:10:05,813 --> 00:10:08,357
I know.
I had one this morning,
and they're good as fuck.
260
00:10:08,441 --> 00:10:09,692
But I'm gonna
sell the rest
261
00:10:09,775 --> 00:10:11,027
since my health
insurance sucks.
262
00:10:11,110 --> 00:10:12,361
Oh shit!
This is my song!
263
00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:15,197
-What song?
-The beat of the Tejano music.
264
00:10:15,281 --> 00:10:17,908
(sings)
Tejano-jano-jano music.
265
00:10:17,992 --> 00:10:21,120
-There's no music.
-Come here, baby!
266
00:10:21,203 --> 00:10:22,705
(vocalizing)
267
00:10:22,788 --> 00:10:25,207
Okay, no stripping
in my office, please.
268
00:10:25,291 --> 00:10:27,752
I need them cargo shorts
all up on my body.
269
00:10:27,835 --> 00:10:30,046
Uh, I think you need
some air, Goldie.
270
00:10:30,129 --> 00:10:32,173
I'll be five minutes, max.
271
00:10:32,256 --> 00:10:34,467
The A-Team reindeer
get everything!
272
00:10:34,550 --> 00:10:37,219
Energy bars,
a month-long
January retreat!
273
00:10:37,303 --> 00:10:39,180
It's really fucked up!
274
00:10:39,263 --> 00:10:40,848
What is with these
mood swings today?
275
00:10:40,931 --> 00:10:42,808
You were salsa dancing
three minutes ago,
276
00:10:42,892 --> 00:10:44,685
and now you're
in a rage spiral--
277
00:10:45,603 --> 00:10:47,104
You destroyed my lunch,
278
00:10:47,188 --> 00:10:48,981
you token elf cunt!
279
00:10:49,065 --> 00:10:50,399
Uh, wow.
280
00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:52,568
Every word
of that sentence
is unacceptable
281
00:10:52,651 --> 00:10:53,944
in an evolved society.
282
00:10:54,028 --> 00:10:56,864
Yo' face is unacceptable
in an evolved society.
283
00:10:56,947 --> 00:10:58,741
Now I'll be late.
He hates it when we're late!
284
00:10:58,824 --> 00:11:01,577
Apologize to my friend,
you dick!
285
00:11:01,660 --> 00:11:03,371
Yes, I'm a dick
with a massive dick.
286
00:11:03,454 --> 00:11:06,332
And you'll never get yo'
pathetic B-Team paws on it.
287
00:11:06,415 --> 00:11:08,334
-(yells)
-Whoa, not the nose!
288
00:11:08,417 --> 00:11:10,544
(yelling)
289
00:11:10,628 --> 00:11:12,380
Hey BFFs, aren't
we having lunch?
290
00:11:12,463 --> 00:11:13,255
What's the hold up?
291
00:11:13,339 --> 00:11:14,340
Help me, Cookie!
292
00:11:14,423 --> 00:11:16,425
Goldie's fucking
losing it!
293
00:11:16,842 --> 00:11:19,804
-Stop!
-My nose is insured
for a billion dollars,
294
00:11:19,887 --> 00:11:21,472
-you shit-eating whore.
-Goldie: Nuh-uh!
295
00:11:21,555 --> 00:11:23,933
That motherfucka did
not just slut shame me!
296
00:11:24,016 --> 00:11:25,142
Get back here!
297
00:11:25,851 --> 00:11:27,603
Candy:
Goldie, let me down!
298
00:11:27,686 --> 00:11:29,605
I need to get Brent's
sequined turtleneck
299
00:11:29,688 --> 00:11:31,148
tailored for my speech!
300
00:11:33,567 --> 00:11:35,444
-(intense music playing)
-(horn honking)
301
00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:37,321
-Hey!
-(tires screeching)
302
00:11:40,866 --> 00:11:43,369
-Ah!
-Ahh!
303
00:11:47,373 --> 00:11:49,125
Whoa!
304
00:11:50,876 --> 00:11:51,877
Ahh!
305
00:11:52,878 --> 00:11:56,298
Whoa! Junior!
Awesome!
306
00:11:57,007 --> 00:11:59,635
Hey, watch it,
you random bitch!
307
00:11:59,718 --> 00:12:03,055
♪ ♪
308
00:12:05,599 --> 00:12:06,934
Goldie:
Where'd he go?
309
00:12:07,017 --> 00:12:08,477
You guys saw
him too, right?
310
00:12:08,894 --> 00:12:10,104
Is this real?
311
00:12:10,187 --> 00:12:13,023
Goldie, honey,
you're having
a bit of an episode,
312
00:12:13,107 --> 00:12:16,277
but Cookie's going to help
you through this, okay?
313
00:12:16,735 --> 00:12:18,237
Get your shit together!
314
00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:20,322
-Ow!
-(grunting)
315
00:12:20,406 --> 00:12:22,575
It's so weird when
you guys do this.
316
00:12:23,242 --> 00:12:28,330
-(grunting)
-(yelling)
317
00:12:30,082 --> 00:12:31,584
Cookie:
Jump into the tree!
318
00:12:31,667 --> 00:12:34,920
I know it seems
counterintuitive,
but do it!
319
00:12:35,796 --> 00:12:37,256
(grunting)
320
00:12:38,257 --> 00:12:41,677
(sighs)
I really don't have
time for this.
321
00:12:41,760 --> 00:12:42,845
(grunts)
322
00:12:42,928 --> 00:12:45,890
Whoa!
323
00:12:45,973 --> 00:12:47,224
Ahh!
324
00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:52,271
Ew, gross.
The fancy chute
was misleading.
325
00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:56,025
Eh, maybe they
got a deal.
Good for them.
326
00:12:56,108 --> 00:12:58,402
Ugh, there's not even
cell service down here.
327
00:12:58,486 --> 00:13:00,696
Ugh, I'm committing
career suicide!
328
00:13:00,779 --> 00:13:04,825
Don't be dramatic,
or there'll be no room
for me to be dramatic.
329
00:13:04,909 --> 00:13:06,785
It's my dominant
character trait!
330
00:13:06,869 --> 00:13:10,372
You get bossy and screechy,
and I get dramatic!
331
00:13:10,456 --> 00:13:12,041
That is a very
fucked-up world view,
332
00:13:12,124 --> 00:13:13,542
but let's table that for now
333
00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:15,211
'cause we need
to get out of here.
334
00:13:15,294 --> 00:13:18,047
♪ ♪
335
00:13:26,138 --> 00:13:28,432
-Dasher?
-You'll go down in history?
336
00:13:28,516 --> 00:13:31,060
No, I'll go down in history!
337
00:13:31,143 --> 00:13:34,688
Like Jesus, motherfuckers!
(laughs)
338
00:13:34,772 --> 00:13:37,191
(softly):
The secret is
low and slow.
339
00:13:37,274 --> 00:13:40,277
-Blitzen?
-That's how you make
scrambled eggs, ooh.
340
00:13:40,361 --> 00:13:41,612
Low and slow.
341
00:13:41,695 --> 00:13:43,280
You have to keep stirrin' it,
342
00:13:43,364 --> 00:13:45,074
much like a risotto.
343
00:13:45,741 --> 00:13:46,909
What is going on here?
344
00:13:46,992 --> 00:13:48,744
The A-Team is supposed
to be at their annual
345
00:13:48,827 --> 00:13:50,287
January retreat.
346
00:13:56,335 --> 00:13:58,003
The hell? God!
347
00:13:58,087 --> 00:13:59,380
Cookie, do you
have a wet wipe?
348
00:13:59,463 --> 00:14:01,298
I should because
I am constantly
349
00:14:01,382 --> 00:14:02,883
covered in vomit
or red wine,
350
00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:04,218
but you know
why I don't?
351
00:14:04,301 --> 00:14:05,761
Because I'm a horrible mother,
352
00:14:05,844 --> 00:14:07,596
-and a sloppy drunk.
-Wait! Shh!
353
00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:11,725
Reindeer:
...one was too many,
and 1,000 was never enough.
354
00:14:12,518 --> 00:14:14,853
I found that
at the end
of the rainbow
355
00:14:14,937 --> 00:14:17,231
was just a gutter
filled with prostitutes.
356
00:14:17,314 --> 00:14:19,900
Will you shut these babies up?
I don't belong here.
357
00:14:19,984 --> 00:14:22,319
Is that you,
or your nose talking?
358
00:14:22,403 --> 00:14:24,446
One and the same.
I've always been different,
359
00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:26,407
but the good kind,
a special different.
360
00:14:26,490 --> 00:14:29,451
It's in our differences where
we find our commonalities.
361
00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:32,454
Your nose is to you
what Prancer the Third's
362
00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:34,623
prolapsed anus is to him.
363
00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:39,295
I've learned that
my anus is what makes
me beautiful and unique.
364
00:14:39,378 --> 00:14:41,130
Oh my god,
I think this is a rehab.
365
00:14:41,213 --> 00:14:42,840
Dr. Almonds:
You carry a heavy
burden, Junior.
366
00:14:42,923 --> 00:14:45,676
Trying to live up
to your legendary father.
367
00:14:45,759 --> 00:14:49,722
Just let go
and be you.
368
00:14:49,805 --> 00:14:53,017
(cries)
Y-You're right. You're right.
369
00:14:53,100 --> 00:14:55,352
(cries)
370
00:14:55,436 --> 00:14:57,313
Every time I make
my nose change color,
371
00:14:57,396 --> 00:14:59,857
it's just me cryin' out,
"Look at me, Daddy!
372
00:14:59,940 --> 00:15:02,151
Love me, Daddy!
Love me!"
373
00:15:02,234 --> 00:15:05,362
And the sad part is,
that asshole resents
me for it.
374
00:15:05,446 --> 00:15:08,824
He'd love me more
if I had just been
some no-nosed loser.
375
00:15:08,907 --> 00:15:11,827
I love you all.
(cries)
376
00:15:11,910 --> 00:15:14,413
That's insane.
I know every
inch of Santa Inc.,
377
00:15:14,496 --> 00:15:17,499
every inch of the North Pole.
I've never heard of this place.
378
00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:19,877
-Checking in?
-Ahh!
379
00:15:24,381 --> 00:15:26,216
(sighs)
That was stupid, ah!
380
00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:28,510
Should we have left
the office without Candy?
381
00:15:28,594 --> 00:15:30,262
Bad intern! Bad intern!
382
00:15:30,346 --> 00:15:32,806
I don't know.
I left her multiple messages.
383
00:15:33,557 --> 00:15:36,352
Well, one.
Somewhere between
one and none.
384
00:15:36,435 --> 00:15:40,689
-Now start unloading the swag.
-Holy shit! It's the Board!
385
00:15:41,398 --> 00:15:43,359
Cardinal Stryker, Mayor Foster,
386
00:15:43,442 --> 00:15:46,195
Frederick Arthur, the CEO
of North Pole Enterprises!
387
00:15:46,278 --> 00:15:48,864
They're the real power.
Santa may run the company,
388
00:15:48,947 --> 00:15:52,368
but they get the final word
over every major decision.
389
00:15:52,993 --> 00:15:54,411
Press:
Santa! Santa, over here!
390
00:15:54,495 --> 00:15:56,747
Wow, Mrs. Claus.
391
00:15:56,830 --> 00:15:59,458
She's even sexier than
on my advent calendar.
392
00:15:59,541 --> 00:16:04,046
Stop drooling.
We need to get ready for Candy.
Where is she anyway?
393
00:16:04,129 --> 00:16:06,799
-(banging)
-Candy (shouts): Let me out!
394
00:16:06,882 --> 00:16:08,676
I have a speech to give!
395
00:16:08,759 --> 00:16:13,222
Do you know who I am?!
I am a very high-level
executive at Santa Inc.!
396
00:16:13,305 --> 00:16:15,641
I know that's all true,
but in this context,
397
00:16:15,724 --> 00:16:17,726
you just sound
delusional.
398
00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:18,977
Here you are.
399
00:16:19,061 --> 00:16:20,771
I've been expecting you
now that you're in charge
400
00:16:20,854 --> 00:16:22,314
of day-to-day operations.
401
00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:24,149
Tell me,
where you surprised
when you discovered
402
00:16:24,233 --> 00:16:26,527
the Christmas Spirit bars
were actually meth?
403
00:16:26,610 --> 00:16:28,487
-I know I was.
-Crystal meth?!
404
00:16:28,570 --> 00:16:29,738
I'm on crystal meth?!
405
00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:31,615
Oh, so you didn't know.
406
00:16:31,699 --> 00:16:33,450
Whoopsie.
407
00:16:33,534 --> 00:16:35,786
Frederick Arthur:
Where's this girl
of yours, Nick?
408
00:16:35,869 --> 00:16:37,579
She better be
worth the wait.
409
00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:40,124
Candy's the greatest,
but you know women,
410
00:16:40,207 --> 00:16:41,500
fashionably late.
411
00:16:41,583 --> 00:16:43,877
Did I ever tell you guys
about Sting's chimney?
412
00:16:43,961 --> 00:16:47,005
A hollowed-out
elephant tusk.
Very smooth ride.
413
00:16:47,089 --> 00:16:48,757
They never should've
outlawed ivory.
414
00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:51,885
(whispers):
Yo, Jingle Jim!
Where the fuck is Candy?
415
00:16:51,969 --> 00:16:53,595
Find her, you fucking dick.
416
00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:55,097
Well, the A-Team
eats the bars
417
00:16:55,180 --> 00:16:57,516
for maximum speed
on Christmas Eve.
418
00:16:57,599 --> 00:17:00,227
Then, every January,
they come here to sober up.
419
00:17:00,310 --> 00:17:02,479
Brent's been doin' this
for over a decade.
420
00:17:02,563 --> 00:17:03,772
There's no way that's true.
421
00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:06,400
Brent makes me
matzo ball soup
when I'm sick.
422
00:17:06,483 --> 00:17:08,861
The man is a mensch,
he's not a drug dealer!
423
00:17:08,944 --> 00:17:10,362
Think about it.
How do you think
424
00:17:10,446 --> 00:17:12,448
Brent was able to beat
delivery time records
425
00:17:12,531 --> 00:17:13,657
year after year.
426
00:17:13,741 --> 00:17:15,909
Whose job depended
on efficiency?
427
00:17:15,993 --> 00:17:18,620
Who got all
of the accolades,
and bonuses?
428
00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:20,664
Private island-sized bonuses.
429
00:17:20,748 --> 00:17:24,001
Brent told me he bought
that island with family money.
430
00:17:24,084 --> 00:17:27,296
Shit, my Brent is... evil?
431
00:17:27,379 --> 00:17:29,840
I guess it all makes sense
if I think about it.
432
00:17:29,923 --> 00:17:32,760
He did
a Men of Efficiency
Calendar for god sakes,
433
00:17:32,843 --> 00:17:34,052
and every month was him.
434
00:17:34,136 --> 00:17:36,555
Forget Brent.
Focus on your
own goals and mine.
435
00:17:36,638 --> 00:17:38,307
Make your speech,
become a Successor,
436
00:17:38,390 --> 00:17:40,184
get me off that bench,
and then--
437
00:17:41,059 --> 00:17:43,854
She's right.
I need to get to
the State of the Workshop.
438
00:17:43,937 --> 00:17:46,565
I'll take care
of Goldie. Just go.
439
00:17:46,648 --> 00:17:48,984
(upbeat music playing)
440
00:17:51,695 --> 00:17:52,905
Oh, shit!
Am I fucked?
441
00:17:52,988 --> 00:17:54,323
You're just
a few minutes behind,
442
00:17:54,406 --> 00:17:57,117
but before you go on,
I have something I wanna say.
443
00:17:57,201 --> 00:17:58,494
You'll be great up there
444
00:17:58,577 --> 00:18:00,537
because you're
great at your job,
445
00:18:00,621 --> 00:18:02,456
and a good person.
446
00:18:02,539 --> 00:18:04,958
The way you had my back
at the toy factory?
447
00:18:05,042 --> 00:18:06,418
No one's ever done that for me.
448
00:18:06,502 --> 00:18:10,172
Not my Mom, Dad, siblings,
or dentist, who's also my uncle.
449
00:18:10,255 --> 00:18:13,300
Thank you, Candy,
for believing in me.
450
00:18:15,886 --> 00:18:19,932
Brent:
Candy, it's Brent.
I believe in you.
451
00:18:20,015 --> 00:18:22,976
But I also believe
in the power of meth.
452
00:18:23,310 --> 00:18:25,187
Candy! Finally!
453
00:18:25,270 --> 00:18:26,438
Pony is ready.
454
00:18:26,522 --> 00:18:27,523
Now after
the glitter bombs,
455
00:18:27,606 --> 00:18:29,566
Devin and I will
wheel out the swag--
456
00:18:29,650 --> 00:18:30,734
The plan's changed.
457
00:18:30,818 --> 00:18:32,444
I don't need
to throw glitter bombs,
458
00:18:32,528 --> 00:18:34,905
or ride in on some
dumb mini pony.
459
00:18:34,988 --> 00:18:37,616
I happen to have
a PhD, Madam!
460
00:18:37,699 --> 00:18:40,577
-But Brent always--
-Brent was Brent,
and I am me.
461
00:18:40,661 --> 00:18:41,954
Donate all
the swag bags to
462
00:18:42,037 --> 00:18:44,081
the Home for Retired
Elf Coal Miners.
463
00:18:44,164 --> 00:18:46,291
I need to do
this my way.
464
00:18:47,084 --> 00:18:49,378
-(audience cheering)
-Woo!
465
00:18:52,756 --> 00:18:57,052
Everyone!
Welcome to our esteemed
Board Members of Santa Inc.,
466
00:18:57,135 --> 00:19:00,764
to Santa Claus,
members of the press,
and special guests,
467
00:19:00,848 --> 00:19:04,518
and a spy from President's Day!
Security, please remove him.
468
00:19:04,601 --> 00:19:07,396
I am Candy Smalls,
and this is the annual
469
00:19:07,479 --> 00:19:09,398
State of the Workshop.
470
00:19:12,484 --> 00:19:16,405
Now I wanted a chance to talk
about the future of Santa Inc.,
471
00:19:16,488 --> 00:19:18,574
and the changes
that need to be made.
472
00:19:18,657 --> 00:19:21,076
It was Santa Claus
the Fifth who wrote,
473
00:19:21,159 --> 00:19:24,079
"Do one thing every day
that scares you."
474
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:26,707
I couldn't agree more
because change is hard,
475
00:19:26,790 --> 00:19:29,918
but we can do it
in an honest
and efficient way...
476
00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:33,088
Our reindeer are
strong and capable.
477
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:35,424
With the help
of auto-reindeer
on the sleigh,
478
00:19:35,507 --> 00:19:39,052
and the use
of B-Team alternates
to prevent burnout,
479
00:19:39,136 --> 00:19:42,931
I am confident we can achieve
record times every year.
480
00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:47,227
One day, one day, one day--
481
00:19:48,353 --> 00:19:49,771
(softly):
Uh, fuck.
482
00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:51,231
Excuse me one minute.
483
00:19:51,315 --> 00:19:52,608
What the fuck?
484
00:19:52,691 --> 00:19:54,192
Fuck me!
The Board is bored.
485
00:19:54,276 --> 00:19:55,444
This is a nightmare.
486
00:19:55,527 --> 00:19:58,780
We need to perk them
up and fast, but how?
487
00:19:58,864 --> 00:19:59,656
(gasps)
488
00:20:00,073 --> 00:20:01,158
Hey, let's give everyone
489
00:20:01,241 --> 00:20:03,118
a little piece
of the Christmas Spirit bars,
490
00:20:03,201 --> 00:20:04,620
just a tiny piece.
491
00:20:04,703 --> 00:20:06,788
Yeah, it'll perk
them up because...
492
00:20:06,872 --> 00:20:09,333
I-- because it's, it's sugar!
493
00:20:09,416 --> 00:20:11,001
All right, good talk.
494
00:20:11,084 --> 00:20:14,671
Okay, some more ideas
to achieve maximum efficiency.
495
00:20:14,755 --> 00:20:17,549
Dismantle the naughty
versus nice system.
496
00:20:17,633 --> 00:20:22,012
Coal is heavy, and makes
the sleigh go .7% slower.
497
00:20:22,095 --> 00:20:25,557
One of the many benefits...
from the coal mine shutdown
498
00:20:25,641 --> 00:20:28,727
can be used on a more
comprehensive health insurance
499
00:20:28,810 --> 00:20:30,812
which will create
happier workers,
500
00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:34,191
and we all know
happier workers
are faster workers.
501
00:20:34,274 --> 00:20:37,194
Healthy efficiency, people.
It's possible.
502
00:20:37,277 --> 00:20:40,030
Just give us our
free shit already, toots!
503
00:20:40,113 --> 00:20:41,865
Me likey swag!
504
00:20:41,949 --> 00:20:43,200
Oh, no swag bags this year.
505
00:20:43,283 --> 00:20:45,118
They're too crass
and materialistic.
506
00:20:45,202 --> 00:20:47,913
(shouts):
So is Christmas,
you asshole!
507
00:20:47,996 --> 00:20:49,164
Boring!
508
00:20:49,247 --> 00:20:50,666
Board Member:
Shut your lady face!
509
00:20:50,749 --> 00:20:52,960
Jeremy:
Everyone, look up here!
510
00:20:53,043 --> 00:20:54,169
She needs a diversion.
511
00:20:54,252 --> 00:20:56,004
Jeremy to the rescue!
512
00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:57,673
Float, float, float.
513
00:20:58,465 --> 00:21:00,175
Somebody has a gun!
514
00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:02,844
(all shouting)
515
00:21:04,054 --> 00:21:05,514
That did not go as planned.
516
00:21:07,516 --> 00:21:09,101
(car alarm blaring)
517
00:21:09,184 --> 00:21:11,603
-Ah!
-(commotion)
518
00:21:11,687 --> 00:21:13,480
(neighing)
519
00:21:16,233 --> 00:21:18,151
Jesus! This is
a fucking coup!
520
00:21:18,235 --> 00:21:19,861
Why didn't you just
follow Brent's playbook?
521
00:21:19,945 --> 00:21:21,405
Seriously? Seriously?
522
00:21:21,488 --> 00:21:25,492
This was your shot
to impress the Board,
and you fuckin' blew it.
523
00:21:25,575 --> 00:21:28,161
I am not Brent,
and if you want to
know the truth Santa,
524
00:21:28,245 --> 00:21:32,040
Brent wasn't...
Brent... Brent wasn't--
525
00:21:32,124 --> 00:21:34,418
He wasn't what?!
Speak!
526
00:21:34,501 --> 00:21:38,463
-Honestly, you bored
the fuck out of everyone.
-Ahh!
527
00:21:38,547 --> 00:21:41,341
I thought you had
the entertainer bug in you.
It doesn't matter.
528
00:21:41,425 --> 00:21:43,760
It's so key
to being a Successor,
and you don't have it.
529
00:21:43,844 --> 00:21:45,721
Ugh, well then maybe
you should witness
530
00:21:45,804 --> 00:21:48,056
my karaoke skills, bitch!
531
00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:49,558
I'm sorry.
I just think there
needs to be
532
00:21:49,641 --> 00:21:51,560
some changes
around here.
Like now.
533
00:21:51,643 --> 00:21:53,228
Don't talk to me
about change.
534
00:21:53,311 --> 00:21:56,940
I chose the first
Black Successor.
Capital "B."
535
00:21:57,024 --> 00:21:59,651
Now that was some change
you can fuckin' believe in.
536
00:21:59,735 --> 00:22:00,736
Well done, Candy.
537
00:22:00,819 --> 00:22:02,237
I always thought
Brent's addresses
538
00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:04,406
were more like
trips to the circus.
539
00:22:04,489 --> 00:22:07,117
While yours was like
a Holocaust documentary.
540
00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:09,786
You had my heart
and my head.
541
00:22:09,870 --> 00:22:11,329
That was exactly
what I was going for.
542
00:22:11,413 --> 00:22:13,290
I feel like you get me,
like if you wanted to get--
543
00:22:13,373 --> 00:22:14,583
I would love to get
coffee with you,
544
00:22:14,666 --> 00:22:15,792
or just pick your brain.
545
00:22:15,876 --> 00:22:17,544
(blows raspberry)
All right, that's it.
546
00:22:17,627 --> 00:22:18,587
Let's go.
547
00:22:18,670 --> 00:22:20,756
Jingle Jim:
I'm gonna melt ya down,
548
00:22:20,839 --> 00:22:25,302
drink ya like a shot of vodka,
and piss you into the gutter!
549
00:22:27,054 --> 00:22:28,180
Cookie:
There you are.
550
00:22:28,555 --> 00:22:31,099
Ugh, I fucking blew it, Cookie.
551
00:22:31,183 --> 00:22:33,518
-Now what am I gonna do?
-Cookie: The obvious.
552
00:22:33,602 --> 00:22:37,314
Get black-out drunk,
and show the world what
you're really made of.
553
00:22:39,608 --> 00:22:43,028
Candy:
♪ Every storm
runs out of rain ♪
554
00:22:43,111 --> 00:22:47,282
♪ Just like every life
is not all pain ♪
555
00:22:47,365 --> 00:22:51,286
♪ So try to burn me
with deceit and lies ♪
556
00:22:51,369 --> 00:22:56,124
♪ Because in the end,
like a phoenix ♪
557
00:22:56,208 --> 00:22:59,127
♪ I'll rise ♪
558
00:22:59,211 --> 00:23:02,297
(cheers and applause)
559
00:23:04,674 --> 00:23:07,302
♪ ♪
560
00:23:18,855 --> 00:23:22,984
♪ Every storm
runs out of rain ♪
561
00:23:23,068 --> 00:23:28,115
♪ Just like every life
is not all pain ♪
562
00:23:28,198 --> 00:23:33,370
♪ So try to burn me
with deceit and lies ♪
563
00:23:33,453 --> 00:23:35,747
♪ 'Cause in the end ♪
564
00:23:35,831 --> 00:23:39,793
♪ Like a phoenix ♪
565
00:23:39,876 --> 00:23:44,297
♪ I'll rise ♪
566
00:23:50,804 --> 00:23:53,014
♪ In the end ♪
567
00:23:53,098 --> 00:23:56,852
♪ Like a phoenix ♪
568
00:23:56,935 --> 00:24:01,690
♪ I'll rise ♪
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