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Yeah.
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As far as conferences go, it was boring.
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Nothing to report.
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- Oh, how was Kyle's game?
- Oh, it was amazing.
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Six-zero. Kyle pitched seven innings.
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Coach said it was the
fastest he'd ever thrown.
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No way. Are you kidding me?
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Ugh, I'm sorry I missed it.
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Oh, hey, so I know you
don't want to celebrate,
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but I made a reservation at
Brio's at 7:00 tomorrow night.
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- You did?
- I did.
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That's awesome!
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Anyway, I'm gonna stand
by on the earlier flight.
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Hopefully, I'll be home around lunch.
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Oh, I hope so.
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Okay, babe. I'll see you
when you get here.
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I love you.
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I love you, too. Sleep tight.
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May I help you?
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Good morning, ma'am. Uh, Kenneth Goulet.
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Do you have a moment?
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All I'm saying is that sometimes
the police fall short.
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Now, justice... That's still attainable.
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- Who is this?
- Hi. You must be Kyle.
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- I'm, uh, Kenneth Goulet...
- Please leave.
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Mm.
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Okay.
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I understand you had a full-ride
to play ball at Michigan.
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You decided to stay home. Why was that?
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Look, man, whatever it is you're
selling, we don't want any.
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I know who killed your dad.
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Dad? Wait, have you been up all night?
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I fucked up, son.
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W-w-what is all this?
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- What hap... What's going on here?
- I pissed off the wrong guy.
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Dad, you do that every day.
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We gotta leave. We're leaving Dodge.
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Leave LA? I...
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- No, I-I can't. I can't leave LA.
- Okay.
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You get ready.
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I'm gonna pack the car.
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I'm gonna get new suitcases,
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- you pack Gordon.
- Dad, I'm not leaving LA.
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What the hell happened on
"Laws of Humanity" yesterday?
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Tom, this is not a good time.
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Just tell them I was doing
what I thought was best
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- for my family.
- They loved you.
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They want to bring you back.
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The showrunner told me he had
no idea you were that good.
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He said you gave real pathos to that...
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to that sad old man character.
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And now, they're gonna extend the part,
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give you additional scenes.
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On "Laws of" fucking "Humanity"!
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You know how big that
show is? It's huge!
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Gets like-like a 1.6 in the demo.
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Tom, I'm leaving town.
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What? Why?
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Because I pissed off a
guy I shouldn't have.
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Well, I must say, that's, uh,
that's right on brand for you, Gene.
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You know, I've been your
agent for 30 years,
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and let me tell you something.
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It has not been easy.
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People have told me you're narcissistic,
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self-obsessed, petty, unhinged.
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Their words, not mine.
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Volatile, toxic, abusive, malignant.
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A scrub, a dope, a dummy,
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a loser, a cocksucker,
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a dump truck, a stone-cold buster...
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A bomb? Why can't I just shoot the guy?
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Well, we were going to
have you shoot them,
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- but...
- Them?
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Wait, I thought it was just
one guy, this Fernando.
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It was.
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You know, but then, Dom and
DeLuise over here pointed out
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that if we only kill Fernando,
then, like, a whole contingent
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of just weirdly stunning
Bolivian soldiers
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would come in here and kill all of us.
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So, it's been decided
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that you are going to blow them
all up during their midday meeting,
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which is usually around 5 p.m.
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Now, Cristobal will be
at Pilates at that time,
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so he won't be there.
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- Right, so I'm bombing a house?
- Oh, and how. Peep this.
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Give me your phone.
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You need the Detonate app.
Oh, wait, shit. I need your face.
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Bingo.
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Would you like to receive Detonate
special promotional offers?
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Absolutely. Can it access
to your photos? Yes.
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Location services? Always.
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Can I share personal information
with market research?
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Sure. Why not?
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And you are set.
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"BerkmanGoesBoom."
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Your password is "SuddenlySeymour1985,"
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- but the S's are all dollar signs.
- Thanks.
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So, where's this bomb?
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It's right over there.
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Pick it up!
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I want my speech tonight
not to be corny, you know?
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I want it to be honest
and real, like the show.
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- Right.
- Not some superficial bullshit
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- about how it might be perceived.
- Right.
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- Take this down.
- Yeah.
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Um, "I didn't write, direct, produce,
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- and star in 'Joplin' for the glory."
- Mm-hmm.
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"I do this show for a little girl
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who came from Joplin, Missouri."
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Yeah, and maybe that little
girl's name is Abigail,
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but everybody calls her Thweetie
because her grandma had a lisp,
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and she'd say, like, "Thweetie!
Time to milk the cows!"
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Yeah. And, um, maybe
Abigail lived on a farm,
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so she was really sheltered and
she didn't see a television set
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until she was, like, 14 years old.
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And every night, she
would be like, "Mama,
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"promise me those little people
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aren't gonna come out
of the television set... "
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- Natalie! That little girl is me.
- Yeah, yeah.
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You're Thweetie?
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... cracker-ass, fruity-booty,
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wack as hell, weak sauce,
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fuckhead, fuckface, fucknuts,
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shit nuts, shit fuck, fuck fuck...
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Wait a minute, somebody
called me a fuck fuck?
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Yeah. Rob Reiner, 1994.
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Was the "Ghosts of
Mississippi" audition.
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I specifically said I
don't want feedback.
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But listen, now, you have
the opportunity to be known
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as Gene Cousineau, great actor.
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I'm gonna send you my new address.
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I'm probably gonna be
under another name.
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Go and-and pay for these, will you?
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Gene?
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Joe Mantegna.
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Gene, it's, uh...
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- it-it's Joe Mantegna.
- Shut the fuck up.
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Joe, listen. I've had
a very stressful day,
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so if we don't make a scene here,
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- I would really appreciate it.
- Hey. I'm the one violating
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my restraining order
against you, hotshot.
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The only reason I came
over here was to say...
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good job what you did for that vet.
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What?
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- The "Variety" piece.
- You were in "Variety"?
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"Gene Cousineau, Former Actor,
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Pays it Forward to America's Heroes."
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You didn't have this made
at Knott's Berry Farm
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to fuck with me, did ya?
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I do a lot of work with the vets, too.
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Here's my challenge coin.
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"The casting director from
'Laws of Humanity' told 'Variety'
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"not many acting teachers
have accomplished
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"the extraordinary feat...
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"of saving a soldier's life
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- through acting."
- What?
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"Barry Berkman was
once a wooden soldier.
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"Thanks to Gene Cousineau,
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- he's become a real boy."
- What?
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Look, I'm having dinner
with some friends.
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You should join us.
This Friday, my house...
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and we'll bury that hatchet.
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Oh, and I'll be sure to tell my lawyer
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to remove that restraining order.
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Semper fi, brother.
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Joe Mantegna just
invited you to his house,
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not to brawl with you,
but to break bread.
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I have to go.
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You understand what this means?
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This is the industry-wide amnesia
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- we've been hoping for for so long!
- Tom. I have to go.
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Why? Why is it you have to leave LA?
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If I tell you this,
it could get you killed.
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Not this bullshit again.
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I've explained this to you. It's racist.
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Just because Tony Danza happens
to be an Italian, doesn't mean
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- he's hooked up with the mob.
- This is way worse than Tony Danza.
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My life is in danger.
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The best thing for you is to
stay the hell away from me.
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I want to be a law-and-order
guy as much as the next one.
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I do.
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But when something stinks,
it stinks. Am I wrong?
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It's always been very confusing.
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The police said that Ryan was murdered
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by Chechen gangsters.
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And did that make sense to you then?
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No.
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My investigation says one
of his classmates, Berkman.
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Barry Berkman...
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He pinned it on them.
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Maybe he... he was an
associate at one point.
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He betrayed them. I don't know.
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I do know...
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he sullied your son's good name.
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Your son wanted to be an actor, right?
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Well, this fella's in LA right
now, working as an actor.
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He took your son's life.
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And now, he's living your son's dream.
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_
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That's his address.
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That's where he lives.
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I didn't write, direct,
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produce, and star in
"Joplin" for the glory.
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I do this show for a little girl
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who came from Joplin, Missouri.
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Oh, who's the little girl?
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- Me! Jesus, she's me.
- Go inside.
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What, so you'll just meet us there then?
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Yeah. Well, we're about
to roll, so I gotta...
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- Okay. Well...
- Well?
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You'll make the screening,
though, right?
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- Yeah.
- Okay.
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Okay, love you, Boo Bear. Wish me luck!
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The limo's here! Where's Barry?
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- Oh, his shoot's running late.
- Aw.
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- How do I look?
- Beautiful.
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- I don't look stressed out?
- No, no, no. You look beautiful.
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Can you even imagine back
in Cousineau's class
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when we were doing mirror exercises
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that we would be getting
in a limo on our way
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to your own show's premiere?
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- Oh, I'll see you there, okay?
- What?
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- Thank you!
- Mm-hm.
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What the... ?
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Shit.
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Miss Reed! Miss Reed!
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Hi.
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- Thank you.
- So, rumor has it
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you're not actually from Joplin.
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- What, true? False?
- No, I'm from Joplin!
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It says it on the poster!
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- Wow, we have IndieWire!
- Okay, Sally, you look amazing!
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- Great. Oh, thank you so much.
- How are you feeling tonight?
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Um, you know, they say not
to eat before these things,
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and now I really wish I ate something
'cause I'm kind of hungry,
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but there'll be food later.
I feel good. I feel excited.
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You look good. Who are you wearing?
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- Um, I think it's... Oh, my God.
- Shoshanna!
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Who am I wearing?
Oh, Shoshanna. It's Shoshanna.
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You're so pretty.
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You do not look old enough
to have an abused daughter.
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Oh, thank you for saying that!
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What is your secret?
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Um, well, I wash my face,
and I try to get 9 hours.
249
00:15:55,740 --> 00:15:57,059
Let's get you inside.
250
00:16:02,570 --> 00:16:04,649
Hello. This is Fay.
How can I help you today?
251
00:16:04,649 --> 00:16:07,549
Uh, yeah. My app isn't, uh,
syncing with the Bluetooth
252
00:16:07,559 --> 00:16:09,190
on the device I'm trying to detonate.
253
00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:11,032
Sure. Okay. I can help you with that.
254
00:16:11,039 --> 00:16:13,019
What's your username?
255
00:16:13,039 --> 00:16:14,700
BerkmanGoesBoom.
256
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Capital B, capital G, capital B.
257
00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:19,249
Okay, thank you. Give me one second
258
00:16:19,250 --> 00:16:20,519
while I pull up your account.
259
00:16:21,740 --> 00:16:23,370
Okay. I found you.
260
00:16:23,379 --> 00:16:24,820
First, let's make sure you have
261
00:16:24,840 --> 00:16:27,200
the latest version of Detonate
installed on your phone.
262
00:16:27,220 --> 00:16:28,370
I do.
263
00:16:28,379 --> 00:16:30,600
Okay. Is the Bluetooth on?
264
00:16:31,480 --> 00:16:34,509
- Yes.
- Huh. Okay.
265
00:16:34,519 --> 00:16:36,340
I'm going to put you on a quick hold.
266
00:16:44,179 --> 00:16:46,000
Hey, hey, hey. There he is.
267
00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:50,559
- How was Pilates?
- Good.
268
00:16:50,580 --> 00:16:52,059
Are we still leaving tomorrow?
269
00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:55,279
Well, there are some things
that have come up
270
00:16:55,289 --> 00:16:56,911
that I need to discuss with you.
271
00:16:56,919 --> 00:16:58,279
Okay.
272
00:16:58,299 --> 00:17:01,240
I have to admit, I didn't come to LA
273
00:17:01,250 --> 00:17:03,700
only to run the Chechen operation.
274
00:17:03,710 --> 00:17:06,700
I came because I had a feeling
275
00:17:06,710 --> 00:17:09,589
that you've been disloyal
to my daughter.
276
00:17:10,880 --> 00:17:12,676
Elena means the world to me.
277
00:17:12,680 --> 00:17:13,960
Uh-huh.
278
00:17:17,269 --> 00:17:20,226
I had you followed to
your little love nest.
279
00:17:20,920 --> 00:17:23,104
What are you saying? I don't
know what you're saying.
280
00:17:27,519 --> 00:17:30,700
"It's done. Glad you're out of there.
281
00:17:30,720 --> 00:17:33,073
"Are your men suspicious?
282
00:17:33,079 --> 00:17:36,539
"No. I actually think
they are having fun.
283
00:17:36,559 --> 00:17:37,900
"Need to see you.
284
00:17:37,920 --> 00:17:41,240
"Meet at the place,
one hour. Make it two.
285
00:17:41,259 --> 00:17:46,599
"The guys want to go to
Buffalo Wild Wings and try...
286
00:17:46,619 --> 00:17:49,079
all the sauces."
287
00:17:49,089 --> 00:17:50,898
Ever wanted to kaboom?
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Join us in our Virtual Kaboom Room.
289
00:17:53,549 --> 00:17:55,180
Hi. Thanks for waiting. I'm back.
290
00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:57,346
I think I know what the problem is.
291
00:17:58,559 --> 00:18:02,009
You always wanted to be
head of the family one day.
292
00:18:02,019 --> 00:18:03,750
Elena thought you had potential.
293
00:18:03,769 --> 00:18:05,019
I wasn't so sure.
294
00:18:06,150 --> 00:18:08,900
So, I gave you the easy
work, like running LA,
295
00:18:08,920 --> 00:18:11,980
which is the same as running Disneyland.
296
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:15,690
And yet, you still fuck it up.
297
00:18:15,700 --> 00:18:21,659
Why? Because you have
no mental toughness.
298
00:18:21,660 --> 00:18:24,380
So, let's do a test.
299
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I'm gonna give you two choices.
300
00:18:27,759 --> 00:18:29,211
We'll see how you do.
301
00:18:29,220 --> 00:18:32,200
- Is your Wi-Fi on?
- Is my Wi-Fi on...
302
00:18:32,220 --> 00:18:33,880
Yes, it is.
303
00:18:33,900 --> 00:18:36,430
Okay, try turning it
off, see if that helps.
304
00:18:36,450 --> 00:18:37,839
Turn the Wi-Fi off?
305
00:18:37,849 --> 00:18:39,150
One.
306
00:18:40,890 --> 00:18:44,519
I kill you and make my daughter a widow.
307
00:18:44,539 --> 00:18:46,049
Or two.
308
00:18:46,059 --> 00:18:50,390
You take me to your lover, NoHo Hank,
309
00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:52,950
and you shoot him in the head.
310
00:18:56,779 --> 00:18:58,420
Suegro...
311
00:19:02,799 --> 00:19:05,170
you're going to have to kill me.
312
00:19:12,440 --> 00:19:13,799
Well...
313
00:19:15,009 --> 00:19:16,299
must be true love.
314
00:19:19,420 --> 00:19:21,589
Mátalo. Hey!
315
00:19:21,599 --> 00:19:23,670
Turning Wi-Fi off...
316
00:19:28,359 --> 00:19:30,559
All right. Sounds like
we were successful.
317
00:19:30,579 --> 00:19:32,980
Is there anything else I
can help you with today?
318
00:19:32,990 --> 00:19:34,890
Shit...
319
00:19:59,160 --> 00:20:01,960
Ah! Reviews are out!
The en fuego's been lifted!
320
00:20:01,980 --> 00:20:03,559
The embargo's been lifted.
321
00:20:03,569 --> 00:20:05,078
- Let me see that.
- I don't wanna hear it.
322
00:20:05,079 --> 00:20:06,859
- Critics don't matter.
- Sally...
323
00:20:06,869 --> 00:20:09,049
This is from the "New York Times."
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00:20:09,059 --> 00:20:12,000
"A show by women about women for women.
325
00:20:12,019 --> 00:20:14,009
"'Joplin' refreshingly
avoids the pitfalls
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00:20:14,039 --> 00:20:15,250
"of the female-driven dramedy
327
00:20:15,276 --> 00:20:16,940
"by delivering a warts-and-all depiction
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- of self-love."
- Sally...
329
00:20:18,529 --> 00:20:20,449
If critics could do what
I do, they'd be doing it.
330
00:20:20,450 --> 00:20:22,480
Okay, but Sally, your show has a 98
331
00:20:22,500 --> 00:20:23,819
on Rotten Tomatoes.
332
00:20:23,829 --> 00:20:25,577
And "Pam!" only has 27!
333
00:20:25,579 --> 00:20:29,289
I'm constantly in awe of her work ethic,
334
00:20:29,299 --> 00:20:31,869
her empathy, and her brutal honesty,
335
00:20:31,880 --> 00:20:33,500
especially with herself.
336
00:20:33,519 --> 00:20:36,950
Um, I'm new to the business,
but I feel incredibly lucky
337
00:20:36,960 --> 00:20:38,559
to have not only such a great part,
338
00:20:38,579 --> 00:20:39,799
but a really great mentor.
339
00:20:39,819 --> 00:20:42,761
So, here she is, the creator
and star of "Joplin,"
340
00:20:42,769 --> 00:20:44,719
Sally Reed.
341
00:20:49,859 --> 00:20:51,680
Thank you, Katie.
342
00:20:51,700 --> 00:20:55,279
Working with you has truly been one
of the most rewarding experiences
343
00:20:55,299 --> 00:20:56,769
of my career.
344
00:20:56,779 --> 00:20:59,119
You make me want to be a better actor.
345
00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:04,019
Wow.
346
00:21:04,029 --> 00:21:06,450
Okay. Good evening.
347
00:21:09,210 --> 00:21:12,200
I-I didn't write, direct, produce,
348
00:21:12,220 --> 00:21:15,869
and star in "Joplin" for the glory.
349
00:21:15,880 --> 00:21:19,250
I-I do this show for a little girl
350
00:21:19,259 --> 00:21:22,460
who came from Joplin... um...
351
00:21:22,470 --> 00:21:25,420
Missouri, and, um, ahem,
352
00:21:25,430 --> 00:21:29,259
she so badly needed to hear this story,
353
00:21:29,279 --> 00:21:33,440
to know that she wasn't alone.
354
00:21:33,460 --> 00:21:36,380
Um, and, um...
355
00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:41,839
uh, if-if... if there is another
little girl out there today
356
00:21:41,859 --> 00:21:45,619
who also needs to hear it,
then I have done my job as a...
357
00:21:45,640 --> 00:21:48,440
um... uh... uh...
358
00:21:48,460 --> 00:21:50,900
I'm sorry. Um...
359
00:21:50,920 --> 00:21:55,429
Someone just told me that we
got a 98 on Rotten Tomatoes,
360
00:21:55,430 --> 00:21:57,711
and it really only just hit me now.
361
00:22:03,390 --> 00:22:05,428
I, um, I...
362
00:22:05,430 --> 00:22:07,950
You know, if you believe
your best review,
363
00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:09,199
you've gotta believe your worst.
364
00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:11,660
So after I got called "unforgivable"
365
00:22:11,680 --> 00:22:12,920
in the "Pasadena Star,"
366
00:22:12,940 --> 00:22:15,849
I vowed never to read
another review, but 98?
367
00:22:19,279 --> 00:22:20,480
Wow!
368
00:22:23,099 --> 00:22:25,410
Ninety-fucking-eight!
369
00:23:13,079 --> 00:23:15,500
Um, I just...
370
00:23:15,519 --> 00:23:17,700
I just want to thank...
371
00:23:17,710 --> 00:23:21,559
all the incredible people in my life
372
00:23:21,579 --> 00:23:23,619
who got me here.
373
00:23:23,640 --> 00:23:26,839
Um, my, my, my, my, um... my teacher!
374
00:23:26,859 --> 00:23:30,637
Um, and mentor, um,
Mr. Gene M. Cousineau,
375
00:23:30,640 --> 00:23:33,630
who, he taught me to be fearless,
376
00:23:33,650 --> 00:23:37,390
and, um, my incredible
agent, um, Lindsay!
377
00:23:37,400 --> 00:23:39,819
Um, she-she has been just a true...
378
00:23:39,829 --> 00:23:42,559
You've been a true fierce
advocate of my work.
379
00:23:42,579 --> 00:23:45,980
And, um, uh, to my-my boyfriend, Barry.
380
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:48,068
Thank you for being
an amazing boyfriend.
381
00:23:48,069 --> 00:23:50,019
You support and sustain me,
382
00:23:50,029 --> 00:23:51,358
and I couldn't do this without you,
383
00:23:51,359 --> 00:23:53,779
and I love you so much.
I love you so much.
384
00:23:53,789 --> 00:23:55,740
Um, who else?
385
00:23:55,759 --> 00:23:58,500
God! Oh, my God, I almost
forgot to thank God.
386
00:23:58,519 --> 00:23:59,959
Thank you so much.
387
00:23:59,960 --> 00:24:02,450
And, um... Oh, my God,
they're playing me off!
388
00:24:02,460 --> 00:24:04,630
I-I didn't think they
did that at premieres!
389
00:24:10,680 --> 00:24:12,900
He was in Fernando's house
when the bomb went off.
390
00:24:13,849 --> 00:24:17,059
- But he-he's all right.
- Oh, my God. Oh, my God!
391
00:24:17,079 --> 00:24:20,438
Oh, baby. Oh, my God.
392
00:24:20,440 --> 00:24:22,960
Oh, God... Shh...
393
00:24:22,980 --> 00:24:25,680
I got you. Come on. Come on.
394
00:24:27,369 --> 00:24:30,920
Barry, thank you. Thank you so much.
395
00:24:30,940 --> 00:24:34,069
Come here. Come on. I got you.
396
00:24:35,119 --> 00:24:36,619
I got you.
397
00:25:06,109 --> 00:25:08,180
- You killed that.
- You killed that.
398
00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:09,309
We killed that!
399
00:25:09,319 --> 00:25:10,819
We killed it!
400
00:25:10,839 --> 00:25:13,440
Oh, my God, I need a drink.
Where is the bar in this place?
401
00:25:13,450 --> 00:25:14,900
Oh, that was amazing! Oh, my God!
402
00:25:14,910 --> 00:25:17,079
This woman was crying so
hard, I couldn't believe it.
403
00:25:17,099 --> 00:25:18,338
She had to take out a pack of tissues,
404
00:25:18,339 --> 00:25:19,900
- and her boyfriend...
- He's, um...
405
00:25:19,910 --> 00:25:21,838
I mean, I didn't expect that!
I knew people would like it,
406
00:25:21,839 --> 00:25:25,720
- but, I mean, come on...
- Sally, you're dating a violent guy.
407
00:25:25,740 --> 00:25:27,880
- What?
- Um...
408
00:25:29,259 --> 00:25:30,819
I'm sorry. Um...
409
00:25:31,759 --> 00:25:36,339
Um, B-Barry is a violent guy, and...
410
00:25:36,349 --> 00:25:40,980
and the way he... he spoke to you
the other day was, like, awful.
411
00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:42,819
It was really scary.
412
00:25:42,839 --> 00:25:45,480
- He was in a mood.
- I just, um...
413
00:25:46,279 --> 00:25:49,599
That was just really bad.
That was really bad. And...
414
00:25:50,700 --> 00:25:52,430
I don't know. I just...
415
00:25:54,240 --> 00:25:58,326
You're just a really
amazing person, and...
416
00:25:58,329 --> 00:26:02,248
I don't wanna see you get hurt, so...
417
00:26:05,079 --> 00:26:06,700
Oh, my God, look, look.
418
00:26:07,839 --> 00:26:09,420
Excuse me, I don't mean to bother you.
419
00:26:09,440 --> 00:26:12,240
- You were wonderful.
- Hi... Such good work.
420
00:26:16,700 --> 00:26:18,440
Leo!
421
00:26:18,460 --> 00:26:21,130
I packed the car. We gotta get going.
422
00:26:21,140 --> 00:26:24,019
Yeah, Dad, just give us a second.
423
00:26:24,039 --> 00:26:26,359
We got to get Gordon's shoes on.
424
00:26:28,220 --> 00:26:29,339
Please...
425
00:26:30,640 --> 00:26:32,400
don't hurt them.
426
00:26:35,819 --> 00:26:37,500
I'm sorry I took you hostage.
427
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:41,029
And to make up for it...
428
00:26:43,299 --> 00:26:47,200
I took a job. That money's Leo's.
429
00:26:47,210 --> 00:26:49,400
- Where did you get it?
- Don't worry about it.
430
00:26:49,420 --> 00:26:50,700
It's yours. Take it.
431
00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:53,670
And after today,
432
00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:55,509
you never have to see me again.
433
00:26:57,220 --> 00:26:59,596
So my family is safe?
434
00:27:01,680 --> 00:27:04,018
- Thanks for everything, Mr. Cousineau.
- Dad!
435
00:27:12,680 --> 00:27:13,900
Where'd you get that?
436
00:27:18,640 --> 00:27:19,960
Leo...
437
00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:24,049
we're going to, uh...
438
00:27:26,250 --> 00:27:28,509
stay right here in Los Angeles.
439
00:27:30,130 --> 00:27:33,119
- It was kind of crazy.
- It was crazy. I didn't know...
440
00:27:33,130 --> 00:27:36,119
Okay. Um, Barry is...
441
00:27:36,130 --> 00:27:37,619
- Oh. Okay.
- Yeah.
442
00:27:37,640 --> 00:27:39,798
- I'll call you later. I'll call you.
- You were great. You were great.
443
00:27:39,799 --> 00:27:41,269
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
444
00:27:45,779 --> 00:27:46,799
Hey.
445
00:27:48,150 --> 00:27:49,188
I missed it.
446
00:27:49,190 --> 00:27:51,981
- Yeah, you did.
- Fuck. I'm sorry.
447
00:27:51,990 --> 00:27:53,999
- You look great.
- Thanks.
448
00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:57,819
- How did it go?
- Honestly...
449
00:27:57,839 --> 00:28:02,451
It was... the greatest night of my life.
450
00:28:03,460 --> 00:28:05,159
- That's great.
- Mm.
451
00:28:05,160 --> 00:28:06,599
Hey, I'm sorry.
452
00:28:06,619 --> 00:28:08,249
Barry, we're done.
453
00:28:09,579 --> 00:28:11,259
What, because I missed the premiere?
454
00:28:11,279 --> 00:28:13,500
The way you yelled at me
455
00:28:13,509 --> 00:28:16,339
the other day at the office,
456
00:28:16,359 --> 00:28:17,900
I...
457
00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:20,839
it sent me to a place I
never want to go again.
458
00:28:20,849 --> 00:28:22,960
This relationship isn't good for me.
459
00:28:22,970 --> 00:28:25,720
Wait, are you serious? I had a bad day.
460
00:28:25,740 --> 00:28:27,589
What, I can't have a bad day?
461
00:28:27,599 --> 00:28:29,144
I'm gonna stay at Natalie's,
462
00:28:29,150 --> 00:28:31,680
- so I need you to go to the apartment...
- No. No.
463
00:28:31,700 --> 00:28:34,398
- ... and pack up your stuff and move out.
- No. No, no, no. No. Hey.
464
00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:38,279
S-Sally! Sally!
465
00:28:53,920 --> 00:28:56,369
I can't believe we're doing this.
466
00:28:56,380 --> 00:28:57,579
I know.
467
00:28:58,259 --> 00:29:01,500
But, you know, it's like the guy said.
468
00:29:01,509 --> 00:29:04,299
The cops aren't doing anything, Mom.
469
00:29:04,309 --> 00:29:05,960
It's just...
470
00:29:05,970 --> 00:29:08,017
I don't-I don't see any other way.
471
00:29:08,019 --> 00:29:10,619
I just never thought I
was this kind of person.
472
00:29:12,809 --> 00:29:16,066
Th-this will bring us peace.
473
00:29:17,059 --> 00:29:18,903
Do you promise?
474
00:29:18,920 --> 00:29:21,240
I promise, Mom.
475
00:29:23,940 --> 00:29:25,789
And-and...
476
00:29:27,039 --> 00:29:29,700
I-I can do this alone, okay?
477
00:29:37,799 --> 00:29:39,539
It's gotta be both of us.
478
00:29:44,890 --> 00:29:46,555
Yeah, I think we'll take the Glock.
479
00:29:49,349 --> 00:29:50,509
Sweet.
480
00:29:52,039 --> 00:29:56,638
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