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[gasps, grunts]
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-[roars]
-[grunts]
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PHIL: There it is, Hope.
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The rare and elusive cantaplum.
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Should we succeed
in procuring it,
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this moment will,
without question,
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endure as the single most
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important occurrence
of our lives.
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-We just had a baby.
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-After the birth of Phil Jr.
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-Her name is Dawn!
-I never agreed to that!
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Here's an idea,
why don't we let her decide?
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Hello, female infant.
This is Phil Betterman speaking.
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Oh, you're asleep.
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Well, rise, barely formed
humanoid layabout,
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and stop wasting
precious moments
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of your all-too-fragile life!
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HOPE: Phil!
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-Sorry.
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Now, as soon as
that cantaplum turns red--
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Ah! It's red! It's red!
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-Run, Hope!
-I'm holding Dawn!
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-Ah! Must I do everything?!
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[yells, grunts]
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[dramatic music playing]
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[slow motion] Cantaplum!
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[slow motion laughing]
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[grunts, yelling]
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-[Dawn whining]
-It's okay, Dawn.
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I'm sure your father is fine.
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[Phil yelling, grunts]
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-[groans]
Another full fruit fail.
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But don't worry, dear.
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-I'm not worried.
-Yes, you are.
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But we'll get a cantaplum if
it's the last thing we ever do.
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Isn't that right, Phil Jr.?
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-Dawn! Her name is Dawn!
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-Never!
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-* Let's live wild, the
world's our own *
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* We built this wheel
now it's gunna roll *
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* You know a spark
becomes a fire wherever we go *
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* Whoa-ho-ho *
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* Stuck together,
stuck, stuck together *
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* It's an evolution
for worse or for better *
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* To find some unity *
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* For all humanity *
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* Because we're stuck
together *
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* In one big family tree *
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DAWN: Eep's had a lot
of trouble on this course today.
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One can only imagine
what's going through her head
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as she lines up--
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-Dawn? You mind?
-Sorry.
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-Come on, Eep.
You got this, whatever this is.
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[snoring]
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[all gasp]
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ALL: Aww.
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-And, like my dad's back,
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it appears Eep has buckled
under the pressure.
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-Wait, look!
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[snoring]
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[all cheering]
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-It's in the mouth!
It's in the mouth!
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-Well,
18 holes is a nice round number,
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so I guess we're done playing,
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um,
what are we calling this game?
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-[coughs] Golf.
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-Golf! Best game name ever!
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-Ugh. Beetball. Ugh.
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I need to rinse my mouth out
with pie.
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-So, Thunk and Guy didn't
wanna play [coughs] golf?
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-Nah, they went hunting
with Gran and Sandy.
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[growling]
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-Shh.
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-[crunching]
-Huh?
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-[crunching loudly]
-[animal roars]
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-Not that I'm complaining,
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but I'm shocked Phil
also didn't wanna play.
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I mean,
[coughs] golf was made for him.
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No running, no lifting,
it takes forever--
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-And for some reason,
it makes you feel like you're
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better than other people
when you play it.
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-Phil does love that feeling.
But it's cantaplum season.
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-Canta-whaaa?
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-Cantaplum. It's a fruit.
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And once a year,
Dad makes us go
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into the middle
of the woods with him,
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so he can pick one.
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-Well,
so he can tryto pick one.
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But he never pulls it off.
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-No? Why not?
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-Pfft, 'cause he's Phil. Ha!
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-Betterman Burn!
-[imitates sizzle]
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-Right, and because only
one cantaplum grows at a time,
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and every animal alive
would kill to get it.
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-All that for some fruit?
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There's plenty of fruit
on the farm.
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[munches] Mm, mm. Papaynapple.
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-That's a banana.
-[laughs] Good one!
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[yells] Why'd ya hit
my strawpeary?
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-A cantaplum is no mere fruit,
you intellectual sinkhole.
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It's an edible epiphany.
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I tasted one once
when I was a youth.
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I was doing what any carefree
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and rebellious boy
my age would,
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documenting
the spore propagation
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of varied exotic fungi.
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I parted the foliage
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and found myself witness
to a beastly skirmish.
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But what was the cause
of this savage dispute?
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After one bite,
it all became clear.
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This was a fruit worth
any sacrifice.
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So haunted am I by the memory
of that one blissful bite,
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I refuse to relent
until I once again
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feel the cantaplum's
sweet embrace.
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-[Phil yells, grunts]
-That didn't happen.
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-Of course, it did!
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The cantaplum is real
and it's delicious!
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As are my heartfelt feelings
about it!
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-I believe that part.
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It's the you catching it
part I don't buy.
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-What?! Why?!
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-Uh, uh, ah! Ugh. Oh, please.
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That throw was aimless
and uncatchable.
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-Was it, though?
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-Sounds like
you could use our help
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if you wanna score
that cantaplum this time, Phil.
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-Yes! That's a way better idea
than failing again.
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-Absolutely not.
-Why?
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-Because it's Phil.
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It's like I always say,
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"No, I don't wanna help Phil."
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-Good, because I don't
want you helping me either.
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-[Phil yelps]
-I said I didn't wanna
help you first!
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-Ah, cursed chronology!
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Hope, Dawn, follow me.
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The cantaplum ripening
is imminent
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and there's much work
to be done.
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-I just hope it's
a quick failure this time.
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-That's the spirit, Mom!
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-Well, now I'm curious
to know if that
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cantaplum juice
is worth the squeeze.
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-How curious?
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-Before we endeavor to procure
a real cantaplum this year,
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I thought we should
do a dry-run.
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Behold, the Betterman Cantaplum
Catch & Keep Course.
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Please hold your applause.
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-Thank you.
-Wait, is that strawberry
tied to a stick
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supposed to be a cantaplum tree?
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-And is it supposed to look sad?
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Don't worry, little tree.
You'll grow.
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Unless you get chopped down.
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-And what about the animals?
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You know, the snarling things
with the claws and the teeth
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that are also trying to get
the cantaplum?
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-Phil Betterman has thought of
everything. As always.
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[clears throat]
My Cantaplum Catch & Keep Course
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is equipped with flawless mobile
replicas of every creature,
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great and small, that we could
possibly encounter.
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Terrifying, isn't it?
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-How much time
you've spent on this?
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Definitely. And while
I appreciate your efforts
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with whatever this is--
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-I just told you
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it's the Cantaplum Catch
& Keep Course!
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-I don't think
it's going to help.
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-[Phil groans]
-But you know what would help?
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-The Croods!
-Nonsense.
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They lack the nimble dexterity
required for the task.
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Now watch as I weave my way
through this gauntlet
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and pluck that plum.
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[yelling, wincing]
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Fine. The Croods--
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[yells] Help!
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-I just think
you're being unreasonable.
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-Yeah, Dad. Getting a cantaplum
sounds like a blast.
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There's adventure, there's
dangerous animals, there's food!
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-Yeah, but there's also Phil.
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And even a little Phil
ruins everything.
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It's like I always say,
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"Even a little Phil
ruins everything."
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-And the bananas.
Tell us the story with those.
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-They taste terrible!
-Then stop eating them.
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-It's, it's not the bananas.
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Everything tastes bad
because Phil told us
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about those stupid cantaplums,
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and now my stupid mouth
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doesn't wanna eat
anything stupid else.
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-Okaaay,
so should we help Phil
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get a cantaplum
like I suggested?
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-What makes you say that?
-You!
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-Right.
I'll bring the road bananas.
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I'm sorry, old friend. So sorry!
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-I think it's nice we're all
doing this together this year.
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-Well, we kinda had to
after Dad and Phil melted down.
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-Enough mindless chatter!
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Keep the air clear
for mission communications only.
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[yells]
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[all gasp]
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My Betterman Back Basket
got stuck on a branch.
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-Ha! You got branched!
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-Why don't you paint
a cave painting?
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It'll last longer!
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-Good call, Phil.
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But I didn't bring
any painting supplies.
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-Ooh! Maybe Dad has
some in his Back Basket!
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-Hey, Dad? Do you have--
-I was being facetious!
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Now get me down!
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-What's in that thing, anyway?
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-Emergency supplies
such as water,
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a Dare-A-Chute,
and Betterman Better Balm,
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a lipid-based compound applied
to one's lips to avoid chapping.
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[obnoxious, sloshy sounds]
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-So gross.
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-To you.
Because you've turned your back
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on your tragic, parched lips.
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-Mm?
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-Now, getting the cantaplum
isn't going to be easy.
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-You'd know, Phil.
'Cause you've failed every time.
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Ha! Cantaplum burn!
Ah! [imitates sizzle]
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-Let's make that
the last time you do that, okay?
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-Do what? You mean this?
Ah! [imitates sizzle]
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[Ugga groans]
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-Ugh, as I was saying,
it's not going to be easy.
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But it can be done.
Because I have a plan.
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-Agh, here it comes. The "plan."
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-Does the plan have a lot
of big words and moving parts?
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-[Hope groans]
-Pay attention!
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The plan has a lot of big words
and moving parts.
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Step one,
when the cantaplum turns red,
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I will launch a diversion
to distract the animals.
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Any questions
before I move on to step two?
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-Yes. What's step one?
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[Phil groans]
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-...and that's step one. Again.
Do you get it now, Grug?
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-Completely.
-Excellent.
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Step two,
with the animals' attention
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now on said diversion, I strike.
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Any questions?
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-Actually, can we circle back
to step one?
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Specifically, what is it?
Same question for step two.
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-[groans] Step one.
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And that brings us
to step three.
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The Croods will lead
the savage animal horde astray,
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leaving the Bettermans free
to safely return
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to the farm without incident.
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Any questions before I move on
to the next step?
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[yells]
248
00:10:05,652 --> 00:10:07,112
Step four,
249
00:10:07,153 --> 00:10:10,323
once the cantaplum reaches
the safe confines of the farm,
250
00:10:10,365 --> 00:10:12,492
there's only one thing left
to do with it.
251
00:10:12,534 --> 00:10:14,160
-Yeah, eat it!
-Wrong!
252
00:10:14,202 --> 00:10:17,539
Bury it. And in just
six to nine short moons,
253
00:10:17,580 --> 00:10:21,543
all of us shall partake in
the literal fruit of our labor.
254
00:10:21,584 --> 00:10:26,339
Because fruit. And we'll never
want for cantaplums ever again.
255
00:10:26,381 --> 00:10:27,882
Thanks to me.
256
00:10:27,924 --> 00:10:30,051
-So, we're the bait?
257
00:10:30,093 --> 00:10:31,052
GRUG: Hm?
258
00:10:31,094 --> 00:10:33,054
-No more questions!
-What?!
259
00:10:33,096 --> 00:10:35,348
So you're saying
I won't taste a cantaplum
260
00:10:35,390 --> 00:10:36,850
for six to nine moons?
261
00:10:36,891 --> 00:10:38,768
-Six to nine shortmoons, yes.
262
00:10:38,810 --> 00:10:40,395
-I'm out.
263
00:10:40,770 --> 00:10:43,064
Mm... I'm back in!
264
00:10:43,106 --> 00:10:47,777
-Rest assured, my plan is
foolproof if we all do our part.
265
00:10:47,819 --> 00:10:50,864
Remember,
there's no "can't" in cantaplum.
266
00:10:50,905 --> 00:10:54,743
-Uhh, yeah, there is.
-Lost cause, honey. Let it go.
267
00:10:54,784 --> 00:10:58,329
-Paddle wet left
a.k.a. dry right!
268
00:10:58,371 --> 00:11:00,081
There it is.
269
00:11:00,123 --> 00:11:03,293
Cantaplum,
in all its juicy glory!
270
00:11:03,334 --> 00:11:05,462
-Great! So,
what are we waitin' for?
271
00:11:05,503 --> 00:11:06,921
-[grunting]
-Not yet!
272
00:11:06,963 --> 00:11:09,090
The fruit must turn red
before we pick it
273
00:11:09,132 --> 00:11:11,092
or it will taste like foot.
274
00:11:12,969 --> 00:11:14,637
It's a very demanding fruit.
275
00:11:15,013 --> 00:11:16,389
-Where are all the animals,
Phil?
276
00:11:16,431 --> 00:11:18,141
You said this place
would be crawling with them.
277
00:11:18,183 --> 00:11:21,061
-Ooh, they're here.
Waiting to pounce.
278
00:11:21,102 --> 00:11:23,063
You just have to listen.
279
00:11:23,104 --> 00:11:25,857
-[animal roars]
-That's a bearacuda.
280
00:11:25,899 --> 00:11:28,860
-[animal roars]
-That's a tigerangutan.
281
00:11:28,902 --> 00:11:31,863
-[animal roars]
-That's a scorpulion.
282
00:11:31,905 --> 00:11:33,448
[rumbling]
283
00:11:33,490 --> 00:11:35,283
-And that's a Grugtummy.
284
00:11:35,325 --> 00:11:39,037
-[groans] Grugtummy so hungry!
-Silence!
285
00:11:39,079 --> 00:11:41,456
The ripening is upon us!
286
00:11:41,498 --> 00:11:45,627
Time for step one. [grunts]
287
00:11:45,668 --> 00:11:47,295
-Phil, what is that?
288
00:11:47,337 --> 00:11:51,508
-It's step one! Did any of you
listen to a word I said today?
289
00:11:51,549 --> 00:11:53,968
-ALL: No.
-[groans] Fine!
290
00:11:54,010 --> 00:11:55,345
Once the cantaplum turns red,
291
00:11:55,387 --> 00:11:57,263
I will use
the Betterman Light Launcher
292
00:11:57,305 --> 00:11:59,974
to illuminate the sky
with a bouquet of color,
293
00:12:00,016 --> 00:12:01,434
thus distracting the animals
294
00:12:01,476 --> 00:12:04,229
and providing me
unimpeded access to the fruit.
295
00:12:04,270 --> 00:12:06,064
-Bad idea.
I should grab the fruit.
296
00:12:06,106 --> 00:12:09,150
-Veer from the plan?
And why would we do that?
297
00:12:09,192 --> 00:12:10,985
-Because you're a little droppy.
298
00:12:11,027 --> 00:12:13,863
-Victory is in my grasp--Ah!
299
00:12:13,905 --> 00:12:16,408
-Phil,
could you bring in the soup?
300
00:12:16,449 --> 00:12:17,659
PHIL: Gladly, dear!
301
00:12:17,701 --> 00:12:19,160
-[Phil grunts, yells]
-[cookware clattering]
302
00:12:19,202 --> 00:12:21,746
These chemicals
are highly volatile,
303
00:12:21,788 --> 00:12:23,623
Dawn, so we just have to--
304
00:12:23,665 --> 00:12:25,375
-[Dawn gasps]
-Run!
305
00:12:25,417 --> 00:12:29,337
It's possible I've let a few,
uh, insignificant things
306
00:12:29,379 --> 00:12:30,588
slip through my fingers.
307
00:12:30,630 --> 00:12:32,841
-You dropped me
on our wedding night, Phil.
308
00:12:32,882 --> 00:12:34,426
Am Iinsignificant?
309
00:12:34,467 --> 00:12:36,011
-Anything but, my dear!
310
00:12:36,052 --> 00:12:38,304
The point is, I would never
drop the cantaplum.
311
00:12:38,346 --> 00:12:39,889
Or my wife again.
312
00:12:39,931 --> 00:12:41,808
Besides, youcertainly
can't carry the cantaplum.
313
00:12:41,850 --> 00:12:43,101
Your caveman brain
314
00:12:43,143 --> 00:12:45,729
doesn't have the ability
to delay gratification.
315
00:12:45,770 --> 00:12:47,230
-Hm?
316
00:12:47,272 --> 00:12:50,942
-You. Are. Impatient.
-Hm?
317
00:12:50,984 --> 00:12:53,236
-[Hope humming]
-Are ya done yet?!
318
00:12:53,278 --> 00:12:54,195
-Grug!
319
00:12:54,654 --> 00:12:56,156
-Done yet?!
-PHIL: Grug!
320
00:12:56,906 --> 00:12:58,825
-Done yet?! Ah!
-Grug!
321
00:12:59,492 --> 00:13:02,203
-Yeah, but that was years ago.
-It was hours ago.
322
00:13:02,245 --> 00:13:04,247
-Uh, we might have
to talk time another time
323
00:13:04,289 --> 00:13:06,916
because the cantaplum
is turning red!
324
00:13:06,958 --> 00:13:09,210
* *
325
00:13:10,962 --> 00:13:12,547
[Phil grunts]
326
00:13:19,971 --> 00:13:21,556
[monkey chatters]
327
00:13:21,598 --> 00:13:24,601
-Time for step two.
328
00:13:24,934 --> 00:13:27,145
[panting, grunts]
329
00:13:29,981 --> 00:13:32,233
[slow motion yelling]
330
00:13:34,652 --> 00:13:36,404
Gah! [grunts]
331
00:13:36,446 --> 00:13:39,574
After all this time,
you're finally--
332
00:13:39,616 --> 00:13:40,742
-Mine!
333
00:13:40,784 --> 00:13:41,659
-Agh!
334
00:13:41,701 --> 00:13:43,078
-Dad, what are you doing?!
335
00:13:43,119 --> 00:13:44,788
-I'm saving the cantaplum!
336
00:13:44,829 --> 00:13:46,915
We can't trust
Phil's fumble fingers!
337
00:13:46,956 --> 00:13:47,916
[Eep, Hope sighing]
338
00:13:47,957 --> 00:13:49,459
-Nor can we trust
that Grugtummy!
339
00:13:49,501 --> 00:13:51,836
-Is this a step?
-Yes, it's the step
340
00:13:51,878 --> 00:13:53,630
where Grug ignores the steps.
341
00:13:53,672 --> 00:13:55,423
-[firework pops]
-Ah!
342
00:13:56,591 --> 00:13:58,051
[growls]
343
00:13:59,302 --> 00:14:01,096
[growling]
344
00:14:01,137 --> 00:14:03,223
-[panting, grunting]
-PHIL: Watch out!
345
00:14:04,015 --> 00:14:05,975
[all scream]
346
00:14:07,519 --> 00:14:10,689
-And now, we're on the step
where we save Phil and Grug.
347
00:14:10,730 --> 00:14:13,358
-From the animals
and each other.
348
00:14:13,400 --> 00:14:15,318
-Phil was right.
You do look tasty.
349
00:14:15,360 --> 00:14:18,071
But don't worry, Plummy,
Grug's gonna get you home.
350
00:14:18,113 --> 00:14:19,489
PHIL: No, Phil is!
351
00:14:20,573 --> 00:14:22,242
-Agh! Round things!
352
00:14:22,283 --> 00:14:24,953
-And that's your plum-uppance!
Ha!
353
00:14:24,994 --> 00:14:26,287
[growls]
354
00:14:26,329 --> 00:14:29,958
Ah, ah, ah, ah! Come on, hands,
defy expectations!
355
00:14:29,999 --> 00:14:33,753
-Ah!
-Canta very much!
356
00:14:33,795 --> 00:14:36,089
-"Canta very much"? How lazy!
357
00:14:36,131 --> 00:14:40,218
-Mmm! Aw, who am I kiddin'?
I'm eatin' this thing!
358
00:14:40,260 --> 00:14:44,097
Ahh--Ooh! [screams]
Get it off, get it off!
359
00:14:44,139 --> 00:14:47,642
-Don't call it a comeback.
'Cause it's a plum-back!
360
00:14:47,684 --> 00:14:50,186
[yelling, grunts]
361
00:14:50,228 --> 00:14:54,816
Ah, ah, ah, ah! Ah!
Gotcha! Sticky fingers! [laughs]
362
00:14:54,858 --> 00:14:56,151
Gah! [yells]
363
00:14:56,192 --> 00:14:59,487
[grunts] Get me out!
I've been rock-rolled!
364
00:14:59,529 --> 00:15:02,365
-[laughs]
Got yer plum and takin' it!
365
00:15:02,407 --> 00:15:05,368
-Seriously?!
You're not even trying now!
366
00:15:05,869 --> 00:15:06,911
[yells]
367
00:15:07,287 --> 00:15:09,164
[grunts] Plum and get it! See?
368
00:15:09,205 --> 00:15:11,166
Decent wordplay's not that hard!
369
00:15:11,207 --> 00:15:13,501
-[yells]
-[loud thud]
370
00:15:13,543 --> 00:15:15,295
-Hole in one Phil! Ha!
371
00:15:15,336 --> 00:15:17,839
PHIL: No!
What does that even mean?!
372
00:15:17,881 --> 00:15:19,674
[panting]
373
00:15:19,883 --> 00:15:21,259
[grunting]
374
00:15:21,301 --> 00:15:23,928
-Ah! Quicksand!
-Ha!
375
00:15:23,970 --> 00:15:25,638
Plum's up! Yes!
376
00:15:25,680 --> 00:15:29,184
I'm the GOAT,
but I'm not agoat!
377
00:15:29,225 --> 00:15:31,478
[laughing, yells]
378
00:15:31,519 --> 00:15:34,981
Gah! A dead end.
Not to fear, fruit friend!
379
00:15:35,023 --> 00:15:38,860
Nothing can deter Phil Betterman
from his delicious destiny!
380
00:15:38,902 --> 00:15:40,195
-[Grug yells]
-[Phil yells, grunts]
381
00:15:40,236 --> 00:15:43,198
-Outhouse? Try inhouse! Ha!
382
00:15:43,239 --> 00:15:44,407
-Complete gibberish.
383
00:15:44,449 --> 00:15:46,534
You're actually
getting worse at witticisms.
384
00:15:46,576 --> 00:15:49,079
-Whatever.
Just fork over the cantaplum.
385
00:15:49,120 --> 00:15:52,248
-Ah. Better. But not much.
Also, never!
386
00:15:52,290 --> 00:15:55,585
I'll cling to this cantaplum
like an unwanted memory!
387
00:15:56,211 --> 00:15:58,380
[Phil yelling]
388
00:15:59,089 --> 00:16:01,883
-Gah!
What are you made of, glue?!
389
00:16:01,925 --> 00:16:03,468
Drop it! Drop it!
390
00:16:03,510 --> 00:16:07,180
-No! I'll prolong this forever
like an awkward conversation!
391
00:16:07,222 --> 00:16:09,432
[Phil yelling]
392
00:16:10,183 --> 00:16:12,811
-Oh, good. They're working
things out on their own.
393
00:16:12,852 --> 00:16:14,396
[shouts] Grug, put Phil down!
394
00:16:14,437 --> 00:16:16,272
-No!
-I'll handle this, Ugga.
395
00:16:16,314 --> 00:16:19,275
[shouts] Phil!
Stop being so clingy!
396
00:16:19,526 --> 00:16:20,860
-[Ugga grunts]
-GRUG, PHIL: Ow!
397
00:16:20,902 --> 00:16:23,446
-Dad! Phil!
You don't need to fight!
398
00:16:23,488 --> 00:16:25,740
-Or whatever you call that.
399
00:16:25,782 --> 00:16:27,617
-If you're saying
we should work together,
400
00:16:27,659 --> 00:16:28,743
that's not gonna happen!
401
00:16:28,785 --> 00:16:30,578
-It most certainly won't!
402
00:16:30,620 --> 00:16:32,455
-Dad,
you don't have to work together.
403
00:16:32,497 --> 00:16:34,833
You just have to stop
working against each other.
404
00:16:34,874 --> 00:16:36,209
-We have the cantaplum.
405
00:16:36,251 --> 00:16:38,878
Now, let's just get it back
to the farm.
406
00:16:38,920 --> 00:16:41,131
-Now.
Before the animals catch up.
407
00:16:41,172 --> 00:16:42,924
-Perhaps we could declare
a fruit truce
408
00:16:42,966 --> 00:16:43,925
for the greater good.
409
00:16:43,967 --> 00:16:46,428
[long sigh]
410
00:16:48,638 --> 00:16:50,098
-I guess.
411
00:16:50,140 --> 00:16:51,891
But who's gonna carry
the cantaplum?
412
00:16:51,933 --> 00:16:54,102
-I will.
'Cause I'm not one of you.
413
00:16:54,144 --> 00:16:56,271
-Very well.
Because it's not Grug.
414
00:16:56,312 --> 00:16:59,190
-And also
very well 'cause it's not Phil.
415
00:16:59,232 --> 00:17:01,401
So, cough up the cantaplum,
Phil.
416
00:17:01,443 --> 00:17:04,112
I'llgive it to Eep,
so youdon't drop it.
417
00:17:04,154 --> 00:17:05,363
-No! I'llgive it to Eep,
418
00:17:05,405 --> 00:17:08,324
-so youdon't eat it!
-[grunting]
419
00:17:09,951 --> 00:17:11,161
BOTH: No!
420
00:17:11,828 --> 00:17:13,955
[both gasp, growl]
421
00:17:13,997 --> 00:17:16,708
-I'm jumping!
-Plum plunge!
422
00:17:16,750 --> 00:17:20,128
-Gah! They were so close
to setting a good example.
423
00:17:20,170 --> 00:17:21,171
-Yep.
424
00:17:21,504 --> 00:17:23,423
So, you guys wanna grab lunch?
-Mom.
425
00:17:23,465 --> 00:17:26,051
- Afterwe rescue them,
of course.
426
00:17:26,092 --> 00:17:27,469
[both yelling]
427
00:17:27,510 --> 00:17:30,138
-Great! Now we're gonna
smash into the ground!
428
00:17:30,180 --> 00:17:31,973
-Just deploy your Dare-A-Chute!
-Hm?
429
00:17:32,015 --> 00:17:33,475
-Ooh! [grunts]
430
00:17:33,516 --> 00:17:35,685
-Dare-A-Chute?!
But I didn't bring a--
431
00:17:35,727 --> 00:17:39,230
-[grunting]
-Oof, uh, yah, gah, another yah!
432
00:17:39,272 --> 00:17:41,316
[yells, grunts]
433
00:17:41,566 --> 00:17:43,193
[Phil grunts]
434
00:17:43,234 --> 00:17:45,195
-Whew. Rough landing for me.
435
00:17:45,236 --> 00:17:47,822
-[wincing]
Rough landing for you?!
436
00:17:47,864 --> 00:17:50,825
-Wait, where's the cantaplum?
Where did it go?!
437
00:17:50,867 --> 00:17:53,370
-Relax, Phil.
It's around here somewhere.
438
00:17:53,411 --> 00:17:55,497
-No, it's not,
you walking mouth!
439
00:17:55,538 --> 00:17:58,083
It's gone! Gone forever! Wait!
440
00:17:58,124 --> 00:18:00,710
It must be in that cave!
And it's all mine!
441
00:18:00,752 --> 00:18:02,087
-No, it's mine!
442
00:18:02,128 --> 00:18:04,506
Breaking every bone in my body
didn't slow me down.
443
00:18:04,547 --> 00:18:07,384
-[bones cracking]
-[wincing]
444
00:18:09,886 --> 00:18:11,429
[lips smacking]
445
00:18:11,471 --> 00:18:14,307
-W-Wh-What's that noise? Phil?
446
00:18:14,349 --> 00:18:15,934
[gasps] Gorgwatch?!
447
00:18:15,975 --> 00:18:18,853
-Mmm, mmm.
-Ah! [groans]
448
00:18:20,188 --> 00:18:22,315
-Relax, Grug.
It's only the sound
449
00:18:22,357 --> 00:18:24,109
of responsible
mouth maintenance.
450
00:18:24,150 --> 00:18:25,694
I must tend to
my baby-soft lips,
451
00:18:25,735 --> 00:18:27,821
so they don't become chapped
and chafed.
452
00:18:27,862 --> 00:18:31,324
Such is the burden
of tender, smoochable lips.
453
00:18:31,908 --> 00:18:33,076
-Ew.
454
00:18:33,118 --> 00:18:35,954
[gasps] The cantaplum!
I found it!
455
00:18:35,995 --> 00:18:38,039
-Stay back! I'll carry it!
456
00:18:38,081 --> 00:18:42,627
You see? My grip is as sure as--
Agh... I did that on purpose.
457
00:18:42,669 --> 00:18:45,130
[grunts] Hold on. [grunts]
458
00:18:45,171 --> 00:18:46,965
You're embarrassing me, hands!
459
00:18:47,007 --> 00:18:49,009
-That's it! I'm carrying it!
460
00:18:49,050 --> 00:18:52,262
Your hands are too weak
for fruit this important,
461
00:18:52,303 --> 00:18:53,638
and beautiful,
462
00:18:53,680 --> 00:18:57,183
-and delicious--
-Grug, no! Ah!
463
00:18:57,225 --> 00:18:58,435
-Hm?
464
00:18:58,476 --> 00:19:00,603
Well, I guess we were
right about each other.
465
00:19:00,645 --> 00:19:03,565
-Indeed. Our flaws have
generated a shared conundrum
466
00:19:03,606 --> 00:19:06,359
with only one logical solution.
467
00:19:06,693 --> 00:19:08,445
-We switch heads?
-How would that help?!
468
00:19:08,486 --> 00:19:10,363
[Hope grunting]
469
00:19:10,655 --> 00:19:13,700
-Those are Phil's footprints,
and Grug's?
470
00:19:13,742 --> 00:19:16,494
Or a badgerilla's.
Is there a difference?
471
00:19:16,536 --> 00:19:17,370
-[animal roars]
-[gasps]
472
00:19:17,412 --> 00:19:18,747
-We're about to find out.
473
00:19:18,788 --> 00:19:20,790
Those animals
are getting closer.
474
00:19:20,832 --> 00:19:21,750
We need to move.
475
00:19:21,791 --> 00:19:24,085
-[growling]
-[all scream]
476
00:19:24,127 --> 00:19:25,962
-Something else is in there,
too!
477
00:19:26,004 --> 00:19:27,297
[growling]
478
00:19:27,339 --> 00:19:30,050
-And it's going to eat us
just like it ate them!
479
00:19:30,091 --> 00:19:32,052
[all screaming]
480
00:19:32,093 --> 00:19:33,803
[growling]
481
00:19:33,845 --> 00:19:34,971
-Grug?
-Phil?
482
00:19:35,013 --> 00:19:36,181
-They're okay!
483
00:19:36,222 --> 00:19:38,350
-And doing pigatorback rides
for some reason.
484
00:19:38,391 --> 00:19:39,893
[growling]
485
00:19:39,934 --> 00:19:41,227
- Arethey okay?
486
00:19:41,269 --> 00:19:46,566
-We're better than okay,
'cause we've got this! Ha!
487
00:19:46,608 --> 00:19:48,860
-Unfortunately,
between Grug's compulsion
488
00:19:48,902 --> 00:19:52,530
to put everything in his mouth,
and my fumble fingers,
489
00:19:52,572 --> 00:19:54,699
this arrangement
is the only way
490
00:19:54,741 --> 00:19:57,035
to safely transport
the cantaplum
491
00:19:57,077 --> 00:19:59,579
-back to the farm.
-Sure. Or I can hold it.
492
00:19:59,621 --> 00:20:00,747
-GRUG: Hm?
-[animal roars]
493
00:20:00,789 --> 00:20:02,415
-[all gasp]
-Glad that's settled
494
00:20:02,457 --> 00:20:04,417
so we can [shouts] run!
495
00:20:04,459 --> 00:20:08,296
-Giddy up, Grug! Hyah!
-I'm a man, not a ride!
496
00:20:08,338 --> 00:20:10,924
[Grug whinnies]
497
00:20:10,965 --> 00:20:13,009
[all panting]
498
00:20:15,095 --> 00:20:17,097
-[roars]
-Ah, turn dry left!
499
00:20:17,722 --> 00:20:19,474
[grunts]
500
00:20:19,516 --> 00:20:22,102
[yells] Turn dry right!
501
00:20:22,143 --> 00:20:23,770
-[roars]
-[grunts]
502
00:20:27,607 --> 00:20:30,110
Hi-ho, Grug! Away!
503
00:20:30,819 --> 00:20:32,862
[all yelling]
504
00:20:35,365 --> 00:20:37,450
I can't keep this up!
505
00:20:37,492 --> 00:20:39,577
-What?
You're not even running! I am!
506
00:20:39,619 --> 00:20:41,246
-We're not gonna make it!
507
00:20:41,287 --> 00:20:44,416
I guess there is
a can't in cantaplum!
508
00:20:44,457 --> 00:20:46,793
-There was always
a can't in cantaplum!
509
00:20:46,835 --> 00:20:49,671
-Yeah,
but there's no can't in Grug!
510
00:20:49,713 --> 00:20:52,340
-Or Ugga!
-Or Dawn!
511
00:20:52,382 --> 00:20:53,550
-Or--
-Okay!
512
00:20:53,591 --> 00:20:55,343
Can't isn't in any of our names!
513
00:20:55,385 --> 00:20:56,261
We get it!
514
00:20:56,302 --> 00:20:58,471
[all panting]
515
00:20:59,431 --> 00:21:01,641
[all yelling]
516
00:21:03,101 --> 00:21:04,728
[heavy breathing]
517
00:21:05,603 --> 00:21:08,064
-We made it!
-Yeah, until the gate breaks!
518
00:21:08,106 --> 00:21:12,777
-Well, you did it.
You actually got a cantaplum.
519
00:21:12,819 --> 00:21:14,654
-Or the rest of us got one
in spite of you two
520
00:21:14,696 --> 00:21:16,906
doing everything
imaginable to sabotage that.
521
00:21:16,948 --> 00:21:20,160
-You're right, Ugga.
We do make a pretty good team.
522
00:21:20,201 --> 00:21:23,788
-All except Grug.
-Or I make a good team at least.
523
00:21:23,830 --> 00:21:25,540
-[sighs]
-But enough accolades.
524
00:21:25,582 --> 00:21:26,958
The sooner we plant
this treasure,
525
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:28,626
the sooner we begin
the long wait
526
00:21:28,668 --> 00:21:31,379
to enjoy its eventual bounty,
nature permitting.
527
00:21:31,421 --> 00:21:33,631
-Or we could just eat it now.
528
00:21:33,673 --> 00:21:35,675
-Yeah, after all that,
I think we've earned it.
529
00:21:35,717 --> 00:21:37,635
-I call first bite!
-Second! And third!
530
00:21:37,677 --> 00:21:40,555
-No! We have the cantaplum
because of me
531
00:21:40,597 --> 00:21:43,308
and I say we plant it
to reap its rewards
532
00:21:43,350 --> 00:21:45,977
for years to come! Now dig!
533
00:21:46,019 --> 00:21:47,520
-Gah! Fine.
534
00:21:47,562 --> 00:21:50,398
-Stupid circle of life.
-Mm.
535
00:21:50,440 --> 00:21:51,691
[grunts]
536
00:21:57,364 --> 00:22:00,575
[ambient nature sounds]
537
00:22:01,201 --> 00:22:03,495
[giggling]
538
00:22:03,536 --> 00:22:05,080
-Huh?
-Mm-mm.
539
00:22:05,121 --> 00:22:06,164
[growls]
540
00:22:08,625 --> 00:22:10,710
-[both gasp]
-BOTH: Mm-mm.
541
00:22:12,504 --> 00:22:14,798
-[both gasp]
-ALL: Mm-mm.
542
00:22:15,548 --> 00:22:17,509
[all snoring]
543
00:22:17,550 --> 00:22:20,220
[classical music playing]
544
00:22:20,261 --> 00:22:22,305
[animal chittering]
545
00:22:31,064 --> 00:22:33,775
PHIL: It's gone!
The cantaplum is gone!
546
00:22:33,817 --> 00:22:35,110
Grug, open your mouth!
547
00:22:35,151 --> 00:22:37,112
GRUG:
Phil, it's not in my--[yelling]
548
00:22:37,153 --> 00:22:39,364
PHIL: I know it's
in here somewhere
549
00:22:39,406 --> 00:22:41,282
and I'm going to find it!
550
00:22:41,324 --> 00:22:43,576
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