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Original subtitles
The wind in the woods say the self-tune Follow my voice wherever it leads
From mountains through valleys to deep rolling seas
Who instgoodens over the years?
August the 27th.
Hmm, what a week this has been.
Yet again the courageous spirit of wetoads,
um, ustoads.
Um, of the toads has pulled me through,
but it was a jolly, close-run thing,
as Lord Nelson said at the Battle of Agencourt.
And to think that it all started so simply.
I was taking healthy exercise in the grounds of L4,
turning up my stew-like muscles.
When I came across and surprised, a couple of weasels.
Hmm.
Hello.
Ah!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
Did you, uh, want something?
I want a bar dinnapase cream cake.
You shut up, we're not here for cream cake, we're here,
with a message.
A message?
From the chief.
Ah!
He's... he's not... he's not out.
Is he?
Not for years, Mr Toad.
And that's it.
Yes, I suppose it is.
How do you mean?
Well, Mr Toad, ever since you and your friends had him
locked away in that day of prison,
us weasels have been... leaderless.
Have I got a leader?
No... chief.
No, chief!
Ah!
Not that he resents it, Mr Toad, it was.
He often says, a fair cop.
Oh, really?
He respects you, Mr Toad.
And so do we.
Ah!
Mmm!
Oh!
And that's why we come.
We wants you to be our leader.
Yeah!
Want you to be our chief?
Matter of fact, it was the chief's idea.
What you lot need, he says, is a chief.
Yeah!
Yeah, I says, all right, chief.
We don't need a chief, chief.
Chief, chief.
Yeah.
Erm, yes.
And I'll tell you who would be the best chief you could get, he says.
Best chief, Mr Toad, he says.
That... born leader.
My Jew!
He's right, of course.
I am a born leader.
Horskim to be so gracious has to come and visit me, he says.
He says...
Er...
He says...
He says, he's a person to come and I'll tell him what's what.
Who's who?
And hand over the job.
Erm, well...
He will lead you into a new life, he says.
A life free from crime.
A life of honour and honesty.
Mmm.
So, will you be our chief?
Chief.
Chief?
I shall erm.
I shall think about it very seriously.
You may tell the chief that I shall do him in his prison cell and erm, discuss the matter
with him.
Oh, Mr Toad, you have brought us joy and saka.
Saka.
Yeah.
Well, thank you.
Erm, you may go now.
Er, thank you.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Hehehe.
Absolutely idiotic, O. Todie.
I really don't think you ought to visit them.
Of course he shouldn't visit them.
Your behaviour is quite bad enough without consulting with the criminal class.
Oh, well, leave me alone.
Oh, Todie.
No, Todie nothing.
I am Pody K for more of Visiting Aid for Visiting.
You are, as we all know.
Perfectly capable of ending up in one.
Oh, oh.
Oh, cool.
No, poo poo.
You're there.
No.
Oh, oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, sir.
Oh, sir.
Oh, I wouldn't care to be locked in with that.
Oh.
Just remember, sir.
I ain't no gentleman.
Oh, I don't know, Chief.
Oh, well, I do.
There isn't many of me here with a banker as it comes to visit two innocent victims of
injustice like Locky McM
a medic.
No.
No, I suppose not.
Oh, and it's only you as it be so overwhelmingly kind to do our stir time for us.
Oh, it's nothing.
Absolutely.
Oh, what's a stir time?
Oh, it's time in the pizza.
It's time in a nick.
In jail.
Oh, I see.
Oh, how can we?
Stir time.
Oh, time.
Oh, just a minute.
How do you mean do your stir time for you?
What I mean, Mr. Toad is this.
We was here, right?
Yes.
You was outside, right?
Yes.
But now you're inside, right?
Yes.
So you're going to be here?
Yes.
And we're going out.
Oh, I see.
You mean that I'm the...
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and some special curry powder given to me
by my old friend, the Maharaj and the Brancipur.
He was always too hot for me.
Well, except he made things too hot
for those two rascally weasels.
Oh, God!
Ah!
Oh, yeah!
For the moment, Ratty.
For the moment.
Everything, everything, everything!
And they'll be back.
Never fear.
He went on the sea.
He went on the sea.
Oh, yeah!
Ah!
The clever man that ops would, no walnuts to be knew.
But none of them knew half as much as intelligent Mr.
Do.
The animals that hid the arms and tears in torrents of noon.
Who once said there's land ahead of Mr. Do.
The world has held eight heroes as his people's hens and children.
But never a name went down to fame compared with that of Do.
Intelligent Mr. Do.
How do you kiss the do.
Follow my voice wherever it leads from mountains through valleys to deep, raw, and seas.
B Memorial and the Joyful Wing folks of the mir Halo trooplifting.
September the 5th.
Another week of personal triumph.
Hmm. Hmm. I wonder if Tramp has two F's.
Which all grew from a little comment I passed as my friends and I were enjoying a typically
splendid afternoon tea I had provided in the grounds of the hall.
Oh! I've had him!
Really?
Did you speak to?
Yes. Yes, I surely will did.
As I was saying, that this paper is a disgrace.
The time's told? A disgrace?
Hmm. I have just read the reciting from front to back and back to front and there is no mention of it whatsoever.
No mention of what, sir?
My speech. Your speech? What speech?
My address to the community when I graciously opened the river bank of the annual flower show.
50-7 annual flower show?
Look! I do wish you'd stop interrupting.
Who cares about the Rotnoe show?
Wait, wait! It's my speech that's the important bit.
Oh! And the isn't a word of it. Not a single word.
I am not told overwhelmed with surprise?
Well, aren't you?
Well, I mean the times has never reported anything any of us have said or done, Todie.
Well, of course they haven't reported anything you've said. You've never said anything important.
Oh, that's nice.
No, no, no, no, no. I don't... I don't mean so. But I mean, well...
What do you have? And if you had, well, Tod wouldn't have heard it because he'd have been too busy talking.
Yes, exactly. You see, Mo?
Imagine who's... Oh, I see.
Well, you can mock all you like. It doesn't matter anyway because from now on, things are going to be different.
Oh? How different, Tod?
From now on, my activities... That's to say the activities of those who live around here are going to be reported in the times every week.
But how? I mean, why should we have our names in the paper?
Because, Mo, my friend... It will be my paper.
What? You mean, you're going to buy the times from Lord North, Cliff?
No, no, of course I'm not going to buy the road times.
Who wants to buy a paper that doesn't mention me?
Oh, no.
I'm going to start my own paper.
What? Yes. The riverbank and Wildwood time.
I don't believe it. Mm, yes. But Tod, newspapers have to have an editor.
No. I am the editor.
Not to mention reporters.
I am the reporter.
It is all under control.
There is even going to be an international distribution system in terms of national.
Well, well, well, distribution system. What sort of system?
Distributors? Who? How many?
Distributors? Who?
Billy Rabbit?
Oh, Tod.
Don't ode me. My paper will be famous.
Anyone, my paper mentions, will be famous.
I shall be famous. Just you wait and see.
Very next morning, I was off to London to purchase a little marble.
Ooh, one of the very best printing presses that money can buy.
With my mechanical skills, it took little time to install the bread.
How about toggle?
What's a dressy double toggle?
And connect its electromotor to the generator in the basement.
Ah! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Oh, no, not again. It's hard to blow again.
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Bob and Blue!
Stupid! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
And so it was, with everything running smoothly,
I was ready to begin my life as a publisher and journalist.
Oh, come on, Alfred. Something must have happened.
Nope. What about haystack fires?
Hmm? Haven't been any haystack fires?
Nope.
It's an absolute waste of time.
I said it would be.
You'll never be famous at this rate.
Oh, I...
Didn't you want to be famous?
Nope.
Oh! Oh! Well, together!
I shall terminate the interview.
Good. Good.
And good-bye.
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
It's a rat!
Ah!
Straight from the horse's mouth.
Oh! Oh! He's probably good there.
Hmm. From our agricultural correspondent.
One of the most powerful figures on the agricultural scene today denied
when questioned by our reporter that he had played any part in the burning of local haystacks.
Hmm. Further pressed.
He was reluctant to discuss any suggestion that royalty might be in bow.
Oh! Yes!
Excellent!
That'll get him queuing up to bite.
Oh! Oh!
Hmm.
And the magical beauty of the Taj Mahal.
It would be in...
67 or 68.
I first saw it.
I remember...
That's not how you saw...
...that poor.
Grand Jip-war? That was ten minutes ago.
When there were still three buttered scones on the plate.
Yes, over. Yes. Well, I didn't quite...
You mean to say. You haven't noticed anything I've said since then?
Well, I mean, if you will throw in all these foreign names,
I thought you wanted to write about my days in India.
Well, yes.
And India's a foreign place?
I knew that, Badger.
Badger. Badger.
I told you you're wasting my time.
Oh, badger.
Nearly as much as you're wasting your own river bank times, indeed.
Hmm.
Tude Hall times.
I thought you said it was going to be...
Well, well, well, yes, yes, it was.
I thought toude Hall times was more...
...refined more into the dual.
Tough.
Shuff and nonsense toad.
I should never have encouraged your foolish vanity.
Well...
Really?
We don't need a newspaper to tell us what we know already.
And we don't need toad to get it all wrong anyway.
Well, if that's how you feel, I shan't bother you any longer.
Good.
And when no one's ever heard of you, don't blame me.
Good-bye.
I shall return to my office's offices.
You won't want that last scone, will you?
Thanks.
No!
Badger.
Badger.
There's no denying.
I've got a flab of this stuff.
Woohoo! Wait till that stuff's on the streets!
And I've lived care ever since.
Ever since.
Oh, toad! I don't think you should...
You should...
...
No! I bet the world can't wait to hear about that.
No. Sorry.
No! I suppose I just have to take this little oughta way and...
Look, the magic of the wordsmith around it.
I mean...
I said...
...I should never know if it...
...hey, stop to the table!
I did try to stop you, toad.
It's covered in syrup.
Syrup!
Oh, I say now, look, my notebook, my story.
Sorry toad.
Now what am I going to do?
Don't hold time. We don't have any famous writers. What destroyed. We don't have any. Get your poodle time.
No, no, no, ratty. That's absolutely hopeless.
No, what do you want to?
For goodness sake, I want action-adventure drama!
This is supposed to be a front page picture of a dramatic rescue from a raging torrent.
Not my fault if there isn't a ripple toad.
Well, use your imagination.
I didn't think newspapers were about imagination. I thought they were about the truth.
No, nothing of this, or ratty. No one's going to buy my paper. If all it's got is the toroop.
I see.
Now, try rocking the boat a bit and I'll move a bit closer.
Oh, what, right?
Better, I'll try a bit nearer.
No toad, I don't think he'd rockin' keep rockin'.
But toad. Try lookin' long.
Toad. Oh, that's good. Wonderful. Toad it.
Holy hella now.
Oh, wow!
Oh!
Read all about it. Turn all times. Read all about it.
Famous photographer in the river-rich pubies. Read all about it. Read all about it.
Well, thanks, Moose, to awfully, eh, Chief?
I'll see if I can...
Look something out of it.
Oh, very nice of you, Mr Toad. Very nice.
And now I'm asking you to shoot all the day's events.
Of course. Goodbye. Goodbye, Mr Toad.
Er, goodbye.
Well, I think it'll make a very good story. Very good.
Er, what story is that, Chief?
Well, newspaper owner loses family hair loom.
In daring robbery.
And, Chief?
Is Andalba clump?
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Read all about it. No child, incident, writing, incident. Read all about it.
Get your good old time. Read all about it.
At last.
At last. Ready for page one of...
The Toad all time.
Ready for the launch of the World's Carreist newspaper.
I'll give him a waste of time.
Now.
Ink rollers, ink,
buttoned in place.
Electromotor. Ready to go.
Whoo-hoo!
Then let the Rachies roll!
Ha-ha-ha!
Whoop!
Ha-ha-ha!
Whoop!
Ha-ha-ha!
Whoop!
Ha-ha-ha!
Whoop!
Whoop!
Whoop!
Whoop!
Whoop!
Whoop! Whoop!
Whoop! Whoop!
Whoop!
Ha-ha-ha!
The first!
The very first!
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
Ah!
Yes!
Sime-la-dout!
Neutite!
Serif!
Fights!
Mm-hmm.
Hey!
Sime-la-dout!
What the... Sime-la-dout!
Sime-la-d-shime-y!
Oh, no!
We'd come, ha-ha-ha!
We'd come, oh, dread!
And double dread it has!
It's all back to front!
Ah!
The stupid thing!
Oh!
Stupid, stupid!
Stupid thing!
Whoop!
Whoop!
Ha-ha-ha!
Ha-ha-ha!
No, no, no!
Whoop!
Whoop!
Whoop!
This is sweet, sweet, sweet!
Oh, they're wasting structure, baby!
Oh!
Ah!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Whoop!
Whoop!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Morning, Joe!
Thinking about tomorrow's edition?
I am!
Oh, no, I am not!
Ah!
Still thinking about the first edition, baby?
Thank you, Badger.
I do not wish to discuss it.
Oh, dear me.
Not tired of being a press baton already.
Yes, yes, yes, Badger.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
How kindly go, Eddie?
Oh, dear.
Oh, more company.
Not the river.
Morning, Badger!
Morning, Badger!
Morning!
Hello, Toady!
We've got news for you, Toad.
Oh, Shavov!
Don't you mean off, Shavov?
Hehehehehehehehe!
No, we really have got news!
Yes, looks as if you've achieved your ambition.
What do you mean?
You're in the Times, Todi.
You mean there's an article about toad in the Times?
Hmm? That's right, Badger.
I...I say...isn't it?
Isn't the peerage, is it?
Isn't the house of lords?
Er...not exactly.
No, what did she say? What did she say?
Er...just a minute.
Ah, here we are.
Countries square in publishing fiasco.
I say then.
An attempt by an unheard of publisher...
Er...not...
To produce a rival journal to our own...
Ha ha!
Has ended in disaster.
Oh, what?
Ignorant of printing techniques...
Ignorant?
The entire first edition was printed backwards.
We send our condolences and say colloquially...
Despets jolly good toads.
And say colloquially...
Time next luck better.
Time next luck better.
It's a joke, you see, Toad.
Ohhh.
It's better luck next time for backwards.
Ha ha ha ha ha...
Ohhh.
Alright.
Ohhh!
Oh, dragon and double dragon!
The clever man that opts would no warmest to be knew,
but not a limb no half as much as intelligent Mr. Doe.
The animal said in the army tears in torrents of noon,
who wasn't said there's land ahead Mr. Doe.
The world has held great heroes as his people's hensons.
But never a name went down to fame compared with that of Doe.
Intelligent Mr. Doe, encouraging Mr. Doe.
The wind in the woods says so few too.
Follow my voice where ever it leads from mountains from valleys to deep rolling seas.
The wind in the woods says so few too.
The wind in the woods says so few too.
The wind in the woods says so few too.
The wind in the woods says so few too.
September the 12th.
Oh, what a week! What excitement!
What triumph! What tragedy!
I think I'll cross tragedy out.
It was my fully worth it.
Having been to London to see the scientific wonders at the Victoria and Albert Museum,
I was informing my friends of the Marvels that I see.
And all worked by the force of gravity invented by Isaac Walton.
Newton.
Gravity.
Badger means that it was Isaac Newton who studied the force of gravity.
Isaac Walton wrote about fishing.
No.
Really?
And he didn't invent it.
He discovered it.
Oh, nothing of this short.
Oh, look, he looked.
He dropped an apple off the Eddy Stone lighthouse and it hit James Watt on the egg.
Watt shouted at Scalema and jumped out of the bath and went and made the first line about
while Newton did it in gravity.
Look, it's no laughing matter.
It's all right, Toad. It's a tragedy.
Well, a tragic comedy.
Hey.
Never mind.
It was Galileo who dropped a weight and a feather from the Leaning Tower.
Archimedes shouted eureka.
Watt made steam trains and Thomas Edison invented the light bulb.
Watt came to watch.
Apart from that, you were absolutely right.
Well, he did get a lot of fact, Tim.
All of them wrong.
Anyway, who went to the museum?
You or me?
Heh heh heh heh heh.
Yeah, who's a stupid one?
That, Robert Burt.
He's messed up, looming toad.
He should be easy enough to con.
He is, but he is.
But I have to say, Toad, that I'm very pleased you did.
No. Oh, oh, no.
Somewhere buried inside your folly is the desire to learn.
Yeah.
All the same I wish I'd seen it.
Oh, yes, Moolie.
It was absolutely wonderful.
Together, you know, man and machine will conquer the mysteries of the universe.
As it says in the catalogue.
He precisely, as it says in the catalogue.
No, I just thought of it.
Oh, nothing.
Moolie, the future lies with technology.
My goodness.
Yes, I'm with the engineer.
Oh, yeah.
Just imagine having those things named after you, eh?
Hey?
Like Mr. Bunsen's burner?
Hmm?
The Edison lamp?
Stevenson's a rocket?
Mr. Toad?
Mm, the better, dude.
What's that?
Nothing. Nothing bad, you know.
I was just thinking.
Erm.
So, he has a hand-effectual form his scenery, does he?
Yeah, so it seems, and fame.
Yeah.
He's very keen on being famous.
Yeah.
Well, I think we can put a little scheme together out of that.
So you reckon we can bronze the famous Mr. Toad, do you, sir?
Just you watch me, brother.
Just you watch me.
Well, I don't quite see why you brought Professor...
Mine, Lagan.
Yes, er, brought him here.
Oh, because he was looking for Toad.
Oh, Mr. Toad, because he was looking for you.
He's looking for me.
Oh, the way from Switzerland, oh.
Mm.
Right.
Tell him why, Professor.
Because I am looking for someone with vision.
Someone with imagination.
Hello.
That's me, all right?
Someone for whom the burden of fame would not be too great to bear.
Did I hear you mention fame?
Yes, er, your fame.
Oh.
Oh, er, er, er, do, do, do, do, go on.
I have, you see, the invention, in wench it.
Oh, and in wench it, you rewench it.
You rewench it.
An invention?
In wench it.
Sorry, in wench it, I see.
And it is the most important invention.
I'm fantastic, so machine.
Ooh, altogether.
Man, oont machine, will conquer the mysteries of the universe.
I do.
That's just what the catalog...
Mm.
That's just what I said.
To have a kind, Mr. Toad, you and the Professor.
Really?
Well, men of vision.
Yeah, and imagination.
Oont.
Fame.
Oont.
Fame!
Oont.
Fame!
Yes, sir!
Ooh!
How?
You must not, to anyone, a word be sank.
Who me?
Oh, of course not.
Stum.
All together stum.
Right?
Stum.
Mm.
Oh, er, sorry.
What he means, Mr. Toad, is, er, what he's going to tell you is so secret.
You mustn't tell nobody about it.
Oh, sis.
Especially no badger.
Alright, Tomo, you're absolutely right.
I didn't ever understand.
Er, but go on.
Tell me, tell me what you invented.
The invention I have invented is ein.
Perpetual motion machine.
Perpetual motion machine!
Perpetual motion machine!
Perpetual motion machine?
Yes.
Yah.
Ooh.
Can I see it?
Can I, can I, can I, can I?
Ah, well, now, Mr. Toad, er, that's trouble.
Hm?
Trouble?
Well, it ain't Bill.
What?
Er, it is drawing slowly.
Showing?
Oh, I see.
That is why I looking for you of us.
Erm, erm, because here I can be building it.
Here?
Yes.
The famous birthplace of the famous Toads will be more famous yet.
I see.
It will be the birthplace of the world's first perpetual motion machine.
How does a petua...
Told us, Perpetua.
You mean I would naturally name it after mine, benefit or...
Ooh.
The Toad who provided the laboratory want their money to build it.
Yes.
Yes.
Erm, and we won't tell Badger or Rat or Moon.
Hahaha!
Told us, Perpetua!
When did we start?
Yes, and we shall have to keep an eye on Toad.
I didn't like the look in his eye.
Dear, not another craze.
Could well be, Mole.
Only needs something new, and a whiff of fame, and he loses whatever bitter sense he has.
For Toad?
For her.
He certainly will be.
The way he throws his money around.
More money, Professor?
I know.
I know.
I'm having a little trouble with their germination valve.
Ah!
Hm.
And also, their garbage spigot.
Oh, yeah.
Look, but I'm giving you hundreds already, Professor.
I know.
Heh heh.
I know.
Oh, listen, Prof.
Maybe we ought to chuck you.
What?
What?
Well, I mean, I know you're almost there, and I know it will make Mr. Toad a new famous, but he can't go on disin' out.
The tin.
No, no, no, they're all right.
I mean, I couldn't stand if I wasn't famous.
Erm, if I thought I'd fail science, man a machine, eh?
Oh, oh!
Do I'll go and get the money?
Hm, hm.
Good old Toad.
I like taking sweets from babies.
Heh heh heh.
And he just said, ha ha.
Ha ha.
Well, to be precise, Ratty.
Ha ha.
Ha ha.
What is he up to?
I wish I knew.
I tried to get more out of him, but honestly, that's all he'd say.
And he's not been outside the hall for days now.
Well, I'll tell you what.
When we finish tea, we'll stroll up to Badgers and keep him in touch.
Oh, yes, Ratty.
Good idea.
Oh, I say, I say, oh, oh, I say.
Get excited, Mr Toad.
But, oh, yes.
Come on, Professor.
Come on.
Did he go in?
Yeah, yeah, I told.
But first, to explain to Vey, what it works.
Veying the way what it works, just get a thing going.
Mr Toad.
The prof's given the best years of his life to live.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
The prof's given the best years of his life to this year.
He has to have a bit of windbagging first.
Oh, all right.
Right for a professor.
So, the Vey it is working is this.
The bows are from the top falling, and making this feel to turn.
The feel is driving the generator, or the electricity from the generator.
This motor is driving.
Yeah.
Yeah.
This motor is driving the bottom wheel, which is driving the belt.
The belt is taking the balls to the top, when they are falling, turning the generator, which
drives the motor, which turns the wheel, which drives the belt, which lifts the bow, which
lifts the bow, which eats wonderful engine triumph.
I am five-concon the mystery.
We've conquered the mission of universe.
I shall be, we shall be famous.
Can he go, can he go, can he go, can he go?
Is, uh, all in place.
All is in place.
Just right.
Then, here we are going.
I'm a-
Two-
One-
Three-
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Here come it!
Here come it!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
It's working!
It's working!
It's working!
Ha ha ha!
Look at it!
Oh, look at it!
Oh, see it, Mr. Tarrou.
Oh, I see it!
I've been hugging a knight hunt for this!
Oh, sir!
Don't!
Whoa!
Oh, I see!
I've off!
Just wait till there, Josh!
He's this!
Yeah!
Ha ha ha!
We've got a few things to clear up here, Mr. Tarrou!
Yes!
Yes, yes!
They will carry on!
Whoo hoo!
Ha ha ha!
Oh, sir!
Oh!
Thank you, Mr. Tarrou!
We will, Mr. Tarrou!
There's a few things to clear up like paintings and silver and gold watches.
That'll write, Mr. Tarrou.
Oh, thank you, Mr.
No means stupid one morning, minute, Tarrou!
Ha ha ha ha!
It is not Staff Ed Nonsense, badger!
It is not Staff Ed Nonsense, and do stop saying it!
Ha!
There, there!
Look at that!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, stop!
You see?
You see?
See?
Nothing!
No, no, it's all right.
I expect the Professors just switched off the motor that drives the belt that lives to...
See, where is the Professor?
It doesn't seem to be anyone else here at all, Tarrou.
Huh?
Oh, anyway, that's what he'll have done.
In case anything goes not that anything can...
I mean, I'll just keep going again and then you'll see...
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
No, really badger!
Just watch!
It's absolutely amazing!
Oh!
Oh!
It's...
That's right!
Ha ha!
Look at that!
Ha ha ha!
Oh!
Oh!
Sorry!
Sorry!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, drag!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No one to blame but yourself, Toad.
You have, as those villains would know how to put it, been bronzed.
I say toad.
Well, didn't you have a silver cut?
In that corner?
Yes, it's no one that...
Oh, where is it?
I can guess, Toad.
Oh, no!
Oh, dear!
A lot of your paintings seem to have gone, too.
I paint...
I show them my paintings, my knighthood!
Knighthood?
Where do we mind?
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Knighthood!
Oh, Toad!
You are a faint, glorious, simpleton.
Oh, badger, what are we going to do?
Yes.
Whatever we think of Toad...
Yeah, what?
We can't let those weasels get away with it.
Indeed, we cannot.
No.
Of course, yes, Ratty.
I was just thinking.
Well, if it did work, it would be worth an awful lot.
Yes, it isn't working.
How do they know it isn't?
Because they built it in the first...
Oh, Ratty.
I think I see what you mean.
I...
Word...
Yes.
What are you all on the bow?
I think Toad, that Ratty might have saved the day.
The world is quite astounding.
The king is over, Lord.
And Mr. Toad's invention is going to make him Lord.
Oh, Toady, it's wonderful, but also...
My word...
Are we putting a brain face on things?
Ah, Keith! Hello!
What a shame about Darren Wenson.
Hey?
No, you're...
Shame?
How do you mean?
We're off to London, you know.
London?
Who are you on a bat?
We're off to London to tell the Prime Minister about the perpetual motion machine.
We're all going to be rich.
Yes, and a famous buddy joke work.
Doesn't work, Chief Wiesel?
Who's been spreading that about?
Oh, now it doesn't work.
I don't see why we should go to London to tell them about something that doesn't work.
Well, we must be going.
Come on.
No, no.
Wait a minute, let the test not be iced tea.
Tell us more.
Don't you think it sounds good?
Lord Toad?
Lord Toad.
Lord Toad.
Patron and owner of the Todus Perpetuum Perpetual Motion Machine.
Todus pep.
Ear.
That's my invention.
But you are bound indeed.
And Toad supplied all the money for it.
We want our invention.
No, well, I'm offie.
Sorry, but...
It's ours.
I don't know.
I don't think.
You don't know.
I thought you said it had never worked.
I can't understand it.
I must have done it right.
But it's worth if it does work.
Thousands.
Hundreds of thousands.
Look, I'm sure we can come to some arrangement.
Well, arrangement?
Well, do a deal.
I don't think so.
Absolutely not.
I've got money.
Mr. Toad's money.
And Mr. Toad's painting.
And my silver.
Well, you can have all that.
And all the money.
And all my money.
And all his money.
And...
Oh, well.
Oh, well.
Oh, no.
I'm starting again.
I'll try again.
To rye again.
It's no use trying again.
We've been bronzed.
Brunzed.
Brunzed.
Brunzed.
Brunzed.
Brunzed.
Brunzed.
Brunzed.
Brunzed.
I'm gonna kill you, Burt.
I'm gonna kill you!
Cape!
James!
Cape!
I'm gonna kill you, Burt!
I'm gonna tell you.
I'll tag you in with him!
west...
I'm gonna hit him in touch.
Oh!
Gee!
Ahhh!
Looks tougher.
We're there yet
And our
fork with a
lip and amnestyPoké
Boy, Oh, they love you.
They loveai.
Death is with me.
2, 2, 3.
New, four.
PelawsON.
Mr. Stone.
The animals that hid in the arms, it is in Torranceville,
who wanted to have their land ahead, Mr. Stone.
The world has held eight heroes, as his people said to him,
but never a name went down to fame compared with that of Toe,
Intelligent Mr. Stone, encouraging Mr. Stone.
October the 5th.
I do not expect to sleep ever again.
Such were the horrors I have so bravely endured this last week,
and to think that it was all because of my friends and my hospitality,
not to mention my jolly good idea.
And so, as I turned my back on Kathmandu,
I took one last lingering look at the grandeur of the Himalayas,
and three weeks later, as we sailed from Bombay Harbour,
said farewell to India forever.
Oh, badger that was quite wonderful.
It was smashing.
Yes, smashing, Mr. Badger.
Yes.
What do you say, Toad?
That's it, yes.
No, but yes, it was awfully good.
I have seen it all before, of course.
It's always new to me.
I suppose I should have brought some of my photographic creations.
Oh, yes, Mr. Toad.
Yes, you see.
They're really funny.
Yes, what? How do you mean, Billy?
People with no head and very funny things, and finger-breaths.
Yes, yes, yes, yes. All right.
Oh, do let him go, aren't Toad?
No, it's time he was going home to bed, poor little chap.
And fate toad's right, Ratty.
Going on for half past eight?
What time will your man par back from your grannies?
About eight o'clock, Mr. Badger. How about...
Oh, well, but nothing, Billy.
Mr. Toad is right.
No.
This time.
Hey?
Better get your coat and hat.
Oh, yes, Mr. Badger.
No, no, it's time we had a proper entertainment.
How do you mean toad?
No, I mean his. I mean a swari.
A swari?
Goodness me.
Yes, which I will organize at Toad Hall.
Yes, yes, a proper entertainment with the games and music and lots of you.
No, no, not lots of me.
Well, a bit of me. I mean, say...
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
It's all right, Toad. Ratty is teasing you.
Well, anyway, I will on Friday night.
Oh, but that's less than a week away.
Is it?
It will be wonderfully organized by then.
Well, I'm ready, Mr. Badger.
Good. Good.
Now, who's going to see him home through the Wildwood?
I will.
You sure, Toad?
Sure.
How do you mean...
I better come as well. Good heavens, Rat. Why?
There's nothing in the Wildwood.
Frightens me.
The steam traction engine did, Mr. Toad.
Yet with the steam traction engine isn't there anymore.
Look at you.
It's Charlie Well did not.
Honestly.
Come on Billy, I'll see you home all right.
Well, have a car.
Have a care of what?
Well, foot pads, hooligans, weasels, weasels.
Weasels?
Yes.
Mm-hmm.
Well, are you going home yourselves?
Yes, Toady.
I have to be up early tomorrow.
Well, in that case, you can come with me.
Then you and Rat needn't worry about the weasels.
What a noble chap you are toad.
I don't know.
Oh, well, I'm not sure myself.
We'll see you on Friday night then.
Friday night?
The Sware.
Oh, yes.
Friday night.
Oh, oh, oh.
Well, good night, Badger.
Good night, Toad.
I'd believe.
Good night.
And thank you, Mr. Badger.
I've had a smashing time.
Come on, Billy.
Yes, Mr. Toad.
Mm-hmm.
I say you are coming on you.
It's a book, Toad.
A book with three words.
Title has three words.
Right.
First word then, Toad.
I know.
You're not supposed to speak, Toad.
No, no, no.
I'm not supposed to speak.
Oh, shit.
Church, nothing.
How could I tell you that I know I'm not supposed to speak if I can't speak?
Oh, dear.
Can we just have the first word, Toad?
Well, I can't remember what to do for the...
You hold one hand like that and the other like that.
I can let a T.
Ah.
The.
What is the first word, the?
Well, I haven't done it yet.
Honestly, that's it.
Shh.
Look, if you're going to spend all night going...
I'm jolly well not going to play.
Oh, right, Toad.
I'll need for tantrums.
Tantrums?
May we have the first word.
Mm.
Oh, right.
They.
They.
Oh.
Second word.
No, third word.
Ah.
The third word is two.
The second word is three.
Cool.
I thought you'd never...
Shh.
Oh.
Mm.
Third word.
Word in two parts.
First part.
Mm.
Ah.
Gum.
Fire.
The three fire.
From the most?
Musket.
Musket.
The three musket here.
Wait.
Wait a minute.
Look, I haven't done the ears bit yet.
What we've guessed.
Yes, and you've jolly well spoiled it.
Mm.
I had a really clever idea for that.
I was going to do this.
Oh, my word, Toad.
That was a clever idea.
Yes.
I...
I hope you're not being funny.
Toad, how could you think it?
Right.
Who's next?
Oh, we won't play Shoraj anymore.
We've had enough of it.
You mean you've had enough of it.
Well, suppose to be having fun.
But we are having fun, Toad.
Huh.
Put all my effort into organizing my little squaré.
And now no one's enjoying it.
Nonsense, Toad.
I was enjoying Shoraj's enormously.
Oh, poo, Shoraj's.
Errr.
No, no, no, no, I know.
A-ha!
A much better than all that Charlie Shoraj's nonsense.
Nindid.
Yes, Badger indeed.
It is.
Ha ha ha!
Sticky retail on the donkey.
A really intellectual game.
Ha ha ha.
What?
Nothing, Toad.
Hmm.
Anyway, I've got the donkey pinned up over here.
Now, what happens is that your blindfolded spun around and then you happened...
Yes, yes, Toad.
We know how to play it.
Hmm.
No, do you?
I played it when I was five.
Hmm.
Hmm, really?
Well, I expect this is a modern version.
So, who's going first?
Er, oh, all right then.
I will.
Hey, I was going to say I would.
You asked and most said he would.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Oh, all right then.
You have first go.
This is the blindfold, Toad.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Yes.
Right, Mole.
I couldn't.
There.
We're going to turn you round now, Mole.
Yes, all right.
Oh, oh, oh.
Right, Mole.
Off you go.
Yeah.
Come, come, come, come.
Oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh.
Mm-hmm.
Welcome.
Ooh, ooh.
Oh, oh.
Hey, Mole.
Hi, Mole.
Ooh, oh.
Oh, oh.
You spucked it.
I think it's a...
Yeah.
I say Mole no need to destroy the family.
Oh, you know.
Ooh.
Oh, oh, oh.
I will have trouble with the blessing of worm.
Oh, dear.
Oh, Toad, I am sorry.
Oh, it's all right, old chap.
It's just that you know sense of direction, you see.
No, I suppose not.
No, look, I'll have a go.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Right.
Now, Mole, turn you round.
Ooh.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh.
Right, Toad.
Off you go.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh.
It's not over there.
It takes Toad.
Oh, oh, oh.
You can't catch me.
Toad.
Oh, oh, oh.
Ooh, oh, oh.
And the donkey is just a dog.
Yeah.
Well, one of them is...
No, Toad.
No, Toad, sell out for it.
Yeah, no, oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, oh.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
I say you, Rogers.
Rogers?
Why are we Rogers?
Well, standing a jello shooter are in my way.
Toad, we didn't.
Ooh, is he up here though?
You can't put me off though.
Oh, oh.
Not that way, Toad.
Oh, yes.
Oh, oh, oh.
Toad, look out.
Toad.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh.
He's fine now.
Oh, oh, oh.
It's Toad.
It's Toad.
Right.
Yeah, go.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh.
Toad.
Oh, oh, oh.
Toad.
And it's perfectly simple.
You draw a card and it'll have one of our names on it.
If it's someone else's name,
you do it with a little impression of them.
If it's your own name,
you pass the card on to the person
on your left for them to do it.
Oh, yes.
Now I see.
Oh, I've had rather a shock, you know.
You sure you want to play?
Oh, rather.
What, with my accountability?
Hmm.
Take more than a fall down a flight of stairs to me.
What?
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Ooh.
All right.
Mole.
You start.
Oh, dear.
I don't think I'll be very good at this.
Just aren't.
No.
Hmm.
Hmm.
They're not in.
Um.
Right.
Uh.
Ah.
Oh, man.
I don't think I could live without it.
Hmm.
I couldn't ever leave it.
Ah.
Uh-huh.
I love every ripple.
Every.
Ratti.
It's me.
Ha-ha.
The river.
Yeah.
Well, that was easy.
Is that why you didn't get it?
Yes.
Thank you, Ratti.
Thank you.
Right.
Ratti.
You to go?
Well, I thought he was me.
No.
Oh, say.
All right.
Uh-huh.
Ah.
Phew.
I say.
Ha-ha.
You rotters.
Ha-ha.
You rotters.
It's the only thing.
Poop-poop.
Ha-ha.
Ha-ha.
Ha-ha.
Ha-ha.
Ha-ha.
Ha-ha.
Ha-ha.
Well, well, well, who is it then?
Who is it?
Who is it?
Ha-ha.
Ha-ha.
Come on.
Come on.
Tell me.
You.
Me.
Who I say.
Ha-ha.
Not.
Oh, it makes me sound silly.
Excellent, Ratti.
No.
Ratti.
Ha-ha.
Well, if that's your attitude, I'm not going to play him.
That's that.
And don't bother to turn up.
Yeah, again.
Surely, sorry I ever invited you and I'm going to my room and going to my room.
And goodbye forever.
So there.
Oh, Toad.
It's only a bit of fun.
Well, poo to the fun.
Poo to the silly game and poo to you.
Now, that was just like Toad.
Oh, dear.
Oh, my goodness me.
Hmm.
Ratti not.
Me at all.
Stupid, stupid, stupid.
Hmm.
I shall not speak to them again.
Hmm.
No.
Not ever.
Shh.
Shh.
She rods.
She's okay.
You don't care.
You don't.
You don't.
I'm not sure.
It is.
Oh, please.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, dear.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, my goodness.
Hmm.
Hey.
Are you all right, Badger?
I mean, what?
Look.
Look here.
What's going on?
Oh.
Oh, honey.
Badger?
I say, what am I doing here?
Moo.
Well, well, well.
If it ain't missed a blooming.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
It's a blooming tone.
Badger?
Oh.
It's a lot of my Rolls Royce, Mr. Tone.
You're right.
It's mine.
Oh, yeah.
That's not very nice, Mr. Tone.
Hey.
What?
Yeah.
Mr. Tone's suggesting I've stuck with this owner.
Not very nice.
Not very nice.
What's he done with the donkey?
Littie.
What donkey?
Why are you talking like that?
I swapped you the rounds for the donkey.
I hope you're looking after him.
Yeah, that's my donkey's title.
Where's the rest of him?
Yeah, but I...
Oh, it's Chief.
They are me.
Oh, my goodness.
No, Chief.
Why have you got Mel's voice?
Meli, he's got...
Hello, Mr. Ted.
Meli, who has Meli?
Oh.
Oh, oh, oh, there's a glorious creature.
Oh.
Badger.
What have you done with the three musketeers?
Three musket.
Oh, how am I supposed to manage without the ripples towed?
Raji, they're the only thing.
Do I say do stop it?
Oh.
Hold.
Hold.
Hold.
Hold.
Hold.
Hold.
Toad.
Whatever's the matter.
Toad?
No, no, Meli, Meli, I haven't got the donkey.
What?
God's a fine rat's ripples.
Three musketeers must have a minute in me badge, honestly.
Oh, Toad, Toad, whatever's the matter.
Badger?
Is he little Badger?
Of course it's Badger.
Are you all right, Toad?
No.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Badger.
You must have dropped off.
Turopped off?
You've been having a nightmare?
Nightmare.
Oh.
Haven't swapped the rose.
Hey?
Haven't lost the donkey?
What?
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
It's a little um, it's a little joke.
Mm.
I came to tell you we're leaving.
Leaving.
Leaving.
Yes.
I'm sorry your swari had to end this way, but...
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, you can't leave.
You musk at me, really.
I thought you were never going to see us again, Toad.
I know, I know.
I'm sorry.
Please stay, please don't leave me.
I don't want to be.
I don't want to be on my own.
Oh.
Oh, please.
Oh, well.
Of course we will, Toad.
We understand.
Mm.
Yes.
We'll stay.
Oh, thank you.
Thank you.
Oh, Toad.
And Rachie?
Yes, Toad.
You know when you were being me.
Yes.
I didn't really sound like that, do I?
Oh, Toad.
Oh, Toad.
Oh, Toad!
The Never Bad Dad of the
He said there's land ahead, Mr. Town!
The world has held eight heroes, as his people said again.
We've never a name went down to fame, compared with that of Toad.
Intelligent Mr. Toad!
Incarriaging Mr. Toad!