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[screeching]
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[laughing menacingly]
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[screams]
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♪ Scooby scooba-de-doo ♪
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♪ Scooby scooba-de-doo ♪♪
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[screaming]
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[theme music]
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[dramatic music]
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(female #1) 'We're losing him, doctor.'
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What can we do?
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It's a long shot, but I'm going to try..
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...a vertical hold.
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[nurse gasping] He's coming around!
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[wicked laughter] By stealing the show star
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Genuine Hospital will come to its end.
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Ha ha ha!
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Cut, cut, cut! That line wasn't in the script.
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- Huh? - What?
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The Phantom of the Soaps strikes again. Ha ha ha!
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Help! Somebody stop this creep!
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Stop him! He's kidnapped Victoria Sensible!
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The star of my show!
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We go on the air in 15 minutes. What am I gonna do?
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Gee, Uncle Scooby. This is exciting.
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Going to watch a real, live TV show
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like Genuine Hospital.
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Yeah. He he he!
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And I'm gonna take lots of pictures for Daphne
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to use in her article.
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Like, what's so important about a dumb old soap opera, Daphne?
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Well, Shaggy, lately the show has been plagued
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by some kind of a phantom.
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- Rantom? - 'That's right.'
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And I want to get the inside story.
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- Look out, Scoob! Wet floor! - Huh?
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[thump]
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He-e-elp!
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[thud]
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Oh.
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Ha ha ha! Going down? Bye-bye.
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Yikes! He he he! Bye-bye.
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[thud]
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Ra-Ra-Ra..
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What is it, Scoob?
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Uh, watch.
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Ha ha ha!
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Rwaaarr!
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Rantom.
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You saw the Phantom?
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Yeah. Up there.
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Hmm, nobody's here.
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Come on, Scrappy, we'll take a look backstage.
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You guys keep an eye on the set.
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Wow! Look at that, Scoob.
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[slurp] Yummy.
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Let's leave these rubber food props here.
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Yummy! Lunch!
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Yeah, lunch!
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[instrumental music]
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Yeow!
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[thump thump thump]
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Follow that turkey!
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Okay!
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[thump thump]
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I got it!
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What do you guys think you're doing?
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Uh, uh, like we were taking out some fast food. Ha ha ha.
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- Fast. - Huh?
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- Run for it, Scoob! - Yeah!
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Hey! Come back here, you two. That's studio property.
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Yes, I am the star of Genuine Hospital
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assuming that there still is a Genuine Hospital.
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What do you mean?
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Well, things have been pretty weird
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around here lately with the Phantom and all.
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Boy, I hope I get a picture of that Phantom guy.
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If I were you, I'd be very careful.
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Have you seen the Phantom, Mr. Divine?
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- Uh, well, that's my call. - Five minutes to air everybody.
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- I have to run. - Hold it, Mr. Divine.
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- Just one picture. - Huh? Wait.
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[click]
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(Scrappy) 'Thanks, Mr. Divine.'
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Well, oh, dear.. [mumbling]
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[thud]
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Take a look at this, Daphne.
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'I can't wait to show Uncle Scooby and Shaggy.'
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Hmm, I'd sure like to know where those two disappeared to.
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I'd sure like to know where those two disappeared to.
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Huh? Hey, hey, wait a minute! What's going on here?
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Quiet. Can't you see that there are sick people
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in this hospital?
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Yeah. Shh!
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Oh! Sorry.
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He he he.
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- Hold it, you two! - Uh, step on it, Scoob!
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[crash]
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(director) 'What's going on here?'
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Sorry.
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- You? - Who? Me?
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- 'Your face.' - My face?
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It's perfect!
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Huh? Well, yes! It is. He he he.
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Scooby? Ha ha ha! You gotta be kiddin' me. I..
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[mumbling]
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Scoobsie, huh?
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Well, Scoobsie, baby
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I'm gonna make you a star, sweetheart.
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Really? He he he! That's nice!
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Oh, yeah? Well, I'm still going to stop this show.
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Gee, Scrappy. I don't see them anywhere.
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I do. Look, Daphne.
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Alright now, Scoobsie.
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All I want you to do is read the cue cards.
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Wow! Shaggy and Uncle Scooby are TV stars.
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I gotta get a picture of this.
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Ten seconds, everybody. Nine, eight, seven.
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Hey, Uncle Scooby, smile.
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Huh? Yikes!
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In three, two. You're up.
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No, Scooby! Not the window. Help!
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Uh-oh!
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[comical music]
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Oops.
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Hey, watch it. What are you trying to do
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put me in the hospital?
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Wait a minute. That's not in the script.
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[instrumental music]
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Hey!
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Nurse, how's the new patient?
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Uh, it looks like he's got ryphoid rever.
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- What? - Uh, ryphoid rever.
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What did she say?
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I think, she said
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"He swallowed a beaver."
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That's horrible!
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Not swallowed a beaver!
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She said I've got typhoid fever!
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- She did? - What a relief.
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Yeah! Phew!
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He he he!
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Huh? What page are they on?
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This will wash out Genuine Hospital. Ha ha ha!
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Or maybe she said I've got typhoon fever.
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[comical music]
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Scrappy, look up there on the catwalks.
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That must be the Phantom.
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He can't do that to my Uncle Scooby.
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Let's get him!
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- Where is he? Where is he? - He's disappeared.
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[dramatic music]
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[squeaking]
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Uh, nurse, I think my fever is broken now.
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- Could you adjust my bed? - Okay.
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Yikes!
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Yeow!
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Whoa!
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Gangway!
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Uh-oh.
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Help, Scrappy!
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[thud]
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Like enough's enough, Scoob!
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- Let's get outta here. - Yeah!
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Aha!
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Yeow!
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What is this? Halloween Hospital?
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Maybe, I can blow this show off the air.
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Uh, nurse. Is the window open? I'm feeling a draft.
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Me too.
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How about a hurricane, saps?
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Is this the latest way to give oxygen?
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Yeah. Roxygen!
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(together) Yikes!
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[thud]
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We've got to stop the Phantom.
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I'll clobber that guy. Ta dadada ta daaa!
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Scrappy, no!
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(Scrappy) 'Ta dadada ta daaa!'
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Ha ha ha!
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Whee! I'm flying!
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[wind gusting]
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[water gushing]
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[comical music]
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Scrubbing up for surgery, nurse?
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Huh? Oh, yeah! Rubbing for surgery. He he he!
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Now where is that phantom?
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He's got to be some..
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[muffled cries]
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Puppy power!
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Whoa!
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Yikes!
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Hey!
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[water gushing]
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Ha ha ha! You'll never catch me!
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Whoa!
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[splat]
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Uh, like, is there a doctor in the house?
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We're off the air. I'll have you all thrown in jail.
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Well, that's the only place we haven't been thrown lately, sir.
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- Yeah! - Oh, you, you--
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Just a minute, Mr. Director.
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Wouldn't you rather throw the Phantom in jail?
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Well, yes. But how?
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Ha ha ha! You'll never catch me.
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Yikes! Ph-Ph-Phantom.
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It's him!
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[thud]
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Excuse me while I slip away with your new leading lady.
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Ha ha ha.
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(Scooby) 'Raggy, help! Help!'
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Like, I'm comin', Scoob!
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[screech]
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- Whoops! - Yikes!
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[thud thud]
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Scoob, you captured the Phantom!
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I did? Yeah, I did!
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And there's Victoria Sensible. My missing star.
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And there's your other big star. Danny Divine.
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Okay, okay! So you caught me.
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I was going to be taken out of the show
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so I tried to ruin everything.
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How'd you know it was him, Daphne?
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The photo you took, Scrappy.
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He was wearing his unusual ring.
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I saw the same ring on the finger of the Phantom
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when he attacked me.
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Like, that's what I call a photo finish. Ha ha ha.
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Wow! I helped solve the crime.
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J.J., the phones are ringing off the hook.
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Scoobsie is a star!
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(as himself) I am?
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(feminine voice) I mean, I am!
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[water gurgling]
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[boom]
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Oh, no! Look out!
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Scoobsie, you're a dog.
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Well, I never.
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Uh, well, what I mean is, for a dog, Scoobsie
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you're a real doll!
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Aw, shucks! He he he!
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Scooby-Dooby-Doo!
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[theme music]
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