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NARRATOR: Last week an Night Court,
there was trouble for the Blakes.
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Your Honor, Mrs. Blake returned from work
and found an eviction notice on her door.
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I got a simple policy:
you don't pay, you don't stay.
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I made that up myself.
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We just moved here.
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We don't know anyone.
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Can't you help us?
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And there was trouble fur the Wheelers.
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Your Honor, the Wheelers were found
on a park bench crying.
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They were arrested for vagrancy.
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Will I ever see Disney World now, Daddy?
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Never, sweetheart.
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Never in a million years.
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- This took so long, I'm frightened.
- Oh, don't worry, Mrs. Blake.
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I have a feeling
we're about to see some magic.
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The State finds the defendant
guilty as charged.
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Ta-da.
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Take it easy, kid.
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I'll take it any way I can get it.
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You're a pig!
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Remember that lady and her kid
from last night?
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- Yeah.
- Kid tried to rob a liquor store on Broadway.
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So he got arrested?
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He got shot.
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Uh, Your Honor?
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If it's about the kid, he heard already.
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- The cops gave him a call.
- When?
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Few minutes ago.
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Right before he quit.
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That's right, officer.
He's been missing since last night.
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Let's see, he's tall, he's skinny...
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...he's wearing along black robe
and blue suede shoes.
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Oh, and there's a possibility
he's got a stuffed armadillo with him.
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Hello?
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- We get that a lot with Harry.
- Any word from the hospital, Mac?
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Yeah, I just talked to them.
The kid came through fine.
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- Oh. Oh, thank God.
- Yeah.
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Now the only problem is...
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...the one man that needs to hear that
has vanished into thin air.
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Mac, where is he? It's driving me crazy.
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Well, he's not in Manhattan.
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Bull.
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Are you all right?
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I checked everywhere.
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I checked his apartment, no luck.
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I checked his favorite restaurants...
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...all the magic shops, the toy stores,
the parks, the zoo.
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Is that seaweed on your lapel?
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You swam around the whole island,
didn't you?
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And the last few miles were the hardest.
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I felt like I was pulling a lead weight.
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Bull, what are those little round marks
on the back of your uniform?
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Tentacles?
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That's what they were yelling
from shore.
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MAC:
Uh-huh. Yeah.
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Well, okay, thanks anyway.
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What did you tell them at city hall
when you asked for a replacement judge?
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Well, last night I said Harry had to leave
because his place had a flood.
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Tonight,
I went with a death in the family.
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Mac.
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I know.
this is how Pinocchio got started.
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Well...
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...he's not at the morgue.
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You looked for Judge Stone
at the morgue?
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Yeah, I got a friend who works there.
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As a matter of fact,
I got about a dozen friends who work there.
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We sit around swapping recipes,
we play board games.
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They even gave me a spare locker
to keep my things in.
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You know how some people
like the park?
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Me, I like the morgue.
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Getting to know you.
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Getting to know all about you.
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All rise.
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Criminal Court Part Two
is now in session.
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The honorable--
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[YAWNS]
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--Harrison Kemp presiding .
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You okay?
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Yeah, Mr. Sandman didn't get a chance
to visit me last night.
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Probably afraid to come in.
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- Tonight's docket, sir.
- Thank you.
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[BANGS]
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Ow!
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Oh, I'm sorry, sir.
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That belongs to the judge
who usually presides here.
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Evening.
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Well, if it isn't
Mr. and Mrs. Night of the Living Dead.
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Just so you know,
we're looking for a ride to Florida.
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If we have to, we can split the gas.
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My wife have is willing to sell her hair.
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I've always considered it
just a luxury item.
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So many of us forget that.
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We spent the night at the mission.
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It was the most beautiful place
on the face of the earth.
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They gave us a slice of olive loaf.
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And the entertainment portion
of the evening was a true pleasure.
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Entertainment?
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A man ate live insects for three hours.
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They had to beg us to leave.
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You brush your teeth with your fingers,
don't you?
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First case, Your Honor.
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- Peaple v. Anthony Raga.
KEMP: Mm-hm.
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Mr. Rego, it says here
you assaulted a waiter with a pool cue.
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- Allegedly assaulted, Your Honor.
- Oh, no, I hit him, all right.
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The defense rests.
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You see, Your Honor...
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...he gave me a bowl of soup
with this giant dead fly in it.
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So I says to him,
“Hey, there's a fly in my soup.“
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And he says,
“So? Get him to split the check.“
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[LAUGHS]
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“Get him to split the check.“
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Give me a hand, will you?
I'm dying up here.
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Your Honor, at that point, the bartender
demanded payment, and a scuffle ensued.
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It was my last buck.
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This clown just cleaned me out
on a game of eight ball.
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- Clown?
- Well, not a real clown.
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It's just kind of a figure of speech.
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I feel like I'm talking to a duffel bag.
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Could you describe this clown, Mr. Rego?
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Yeah, kind of tall and skinny.
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Kind of were along black bathrobe.
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He ran the table on me four times.
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And then he shakes my hand
and zaps me with a joy buzzer.
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- That's Harry.
- What?
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- You said a black bathrobe?
- Yeah.
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- Could it have been a judge's robe?
- I don't know.
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Well, take a look, bozo.
A man's life may depend on it.
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Oh, Your Honor, I am so sorry.
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This is silk, isn't it?
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If I may say, this is the strangest court
I've ever presided over.
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Thank you.
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I find the defendant guilty as charged.
Fifty-dollar fine.
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- Don't hit me.
- Okay, then talk.
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- Was his name Harry?
- Who?
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- The geek who skunked you at eight ball.
- I don't know his name.
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- You saw him at a pool hall?
- Yeah.
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- I looked there.
- Well, I didn't even say which one.
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There must be at least--
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Nine hundred and sixty-two of them.
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Yeah, well.
he's in the one across the street.
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Nine hundred and sixty-three.
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Come on.
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Six in the comer.
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Five in the side.
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Eleven in the come!
off the cockroach stuck to the felt.
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- I brought you your messages, sir.
- Hey, how about a quick game, Mac?
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No, sir. I gotta go back to work.
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- We were hoping you'd come with us, Harry.
- Yeah.
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No, I can't. I gotta practice.
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I'm going back out on the road.
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Sir, I have some great news.
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The bullet only grazed
one of Joey's lungs.
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- That is great news.
- That didn't come out well, did it?
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No, it was you. I loved it.
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Listen, Harry, the point is
that little Tiny Tim is fine.
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- He came out of surgery this morning.
- I know. I was there.
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He woke up, he opened his eyes...
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...called me “pig.“
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Maybe he meant it affectionately.
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Sir, when are you gonna stop
whipping yourself about that kid?
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I'm not whipping myself.
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But there was a very nice couple in
the back mom who offered to do it for me.
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Harry, now, we can't stand here and watch
while you throw your career away.
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Why don't you watch from over there?
The view is better.
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- But, sir, we can't--
- Hey, guys, can you take a hint?
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I quit.
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I am no longer interested
in what goes on up there.
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I will not sit at that bench
and say what the books tell me to say...
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...night after night.
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If you think it's all
fair and equitable, fine.
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As far as I'm concerned, it sucks rocks.
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Case closed.
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You're just gonna play pool
for the rest of your life?
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Sure, hours are the same.
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And besides,
it's something I'm pretty sure I'm good at.
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Pardon me.
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Two ball off the seven,
double-bank into the far comer.
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Good luck with the new gig.
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CHRISTINE:
You coming, Dan?
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You guys go ahead.
I'll be up in a minute.
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Hey, guys. Now, I'm counting on you
to come down here and keep me up to date.
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You know, like.
when we get new presidents and stuff.
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- Great bunch of kids, huh?
DAN: Yeah, right.
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So...
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You're not a judge anymore.
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That's right.
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You twerp.
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I beg your pardon?
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You simp.
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You pathetic, whining, wheezing.
jackassed twig.
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I get the feeling
you're trying to tell me something, Dan.
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What the hell am I supposed to do now?
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- You?
- Yes.
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I just get you broken in
to where I can handle you.
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And now I gotta take my chances
with some new judge.
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Oh, I see your point.
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What are the chances
of getting somebody...
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...as naive and as ignorant
as you are again?
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- I don't know, what, 50-, 6040-1 maybe?
- Do you think I'm kidding around here?
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- Dan, I really--
- Why don't you shut your beanie little face?
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You had a couple of bad nights.
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Is that any reason to just quit?
Throw it all away?
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It wasn't a couple of bad nights, Dan.
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A kid got shot.
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Now, you tell me that if I go back,
that's not gonna happen again.
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It will happen again, eventually.
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We can only do
what the law will allow us to do.
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- That's it.
- That ain't good enough.
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I understand you wanna
change water into wine once in a while.
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Cure a few blind men here and there.
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Dan...
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...I can't go back.
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I can't do it.
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It's too hard.
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Maybe it is.
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I wouldn't know.
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Maybe all of those people you helped
when they needed it...
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...they'll make up for the few
that you couldn't.
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I'll give your respects to the downtrodden
and the oppressed.
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I'm sure they'll understand.
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You're not playing fair, Dan.
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You were good, Harry.
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Very good.
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You were impartial, you were fair.
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Patient, compassionate, understanding.
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And I admired you.
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That's really getting below the belt,
isn't it?
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Ciao, baby.
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- He's right, you know.
- What?
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- You were good.
- Mister--?
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- Ray.
- Yeah, Ray, this is not--
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Ray Muntz.
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I was in your courtroom
for sleeping in the park.
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Yeah, you were smiling and making jokes.
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You said that benches weren't good
for my posture.
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I remember.
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Well, you should, it was funny.
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Did I help you?
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No.
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You gave me a fine.
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But you also did something else
I'll never forget.
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You talked to me.
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Well, the other judges,
they just shove your file aside and move on.
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But you, you spent some time with me.
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And that felt nice.
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So I remember too...
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...Your Honor.
248
00:15:13,679 --> 00:15:16,740
I remember it like it was yesterday.
249
00:15:20,453 --> 00:15:23,684
It was yesterday, Mr. Muntz.
250
00:15:24,524 --> 00:15:26,049
Oh.
251
00:15:27,493 --> 00:15:30,827
Where does the time go?
252
00:15:58,558 --> 00:16:01,425
He's been like that an awfully long time.
253
00:16:02,228 --> 00:16:03,593
I'm not gonna disturb him.
254
00:16:03,763 --> 00:16:06,926
The last time I said something,
he nearly hit my head off.
255
00:16:07,099 --> 00:16:09,329
How long are we just gonna stand here?
256
00:16:11,037 --> 00:16:15,565
He does look awfully immobile,
doesn't he?
257
00:16:17,043 --> 00:16:19,171
Well, we gotta do something.
258
00:16:19,345 --> 00:16:22,542
- Excuse me, is there a doctor here?
- Yeah, I'm a doctor.
259
00:16:22,715 --> 00:16:24,342
Sir, could you help us?
260
00:16:24,517 --> 00:16:27,179
Sure. He's dead.
261
00:16:28,387 --> 00:16:31,550
I'd say he's been dead
a good five minutes.
262
00:16:34,260 --> 00:16:38,754
Amazing as it seems,
this happened to us once.
263
00:16:40,233 --> 00:16:43,965
Bob's uncle Teddy
came over for Christmas dinner one year...
264
00:16:44,136 --> 00:16:47,538
...and dropped his head
right into the stuffing.
265
00:16:48,174 --> 00:16:51,633
I never got to open my presents.
266
00:16:51,811 --> 00:16:54,872
You never had any presents, sweetheart.
267
00:16:56,048 --> 00:16:58,380
What about the marble when I was 7?
268
00:16:59,118 --> 00:17:01,815
We had to give that back to Grandma,
darling.
269
00:17:01,988 --> 00:17:05,447
She couldn't wear the eye patch forever.
270
00:17:09,729 --> 00:17:12,061
I guess we're gonna have to call
for another judge?
271
00:17:12,231 --> 00:17:13,790
Well, what about this one?
272
00:17:13,966 --> 00:17:16,731
Put him in the hall,
somebody will pick him up eventually.
273
00:17:16,903 --> 00:17:19,929
Why does this junk
always have to be dumped on me?
274
00:17:20,106 --> 00:17:23,565
Now, this could take hours.
And I get tickets to the Jets game tonight.
275
00:17:23,743 --> 00:17:28,078
- You get tickets?
- Yeah, a pair on the 50-yard line.
276
00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:33,978
I would kill for a single in the end zone.
277
00:17:34,153 --> 00:17:35,951
Our grief appears to be inconsolable.
278
00:17:36,122 --> 00:17:38,819
Oh, ain't no use in hanging around here.
279
00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:42,751
Wait a minute!
280
00:17:45,831 --> 00:17:49,563
Paragraph six, section 27 of the New York
City municipal code clearly states...
281
00:17:49,735 --> 00:17:53,330
...that no session of criminal or civil court
may be recessed or dismissed...
282
00:17:53,506 --> 00:17:56,874
...unless so ordered by the magistrate
presiding over said session.
283
00:17:57,577 --> 00:17:59,375
Bull...
284
00:18:05,284 --> 00:18:09,380
...the man is dead.
285
00:18:15,995 --> 00:18:18,589
Drive safely, everybody.
286
00:18:19,799 --> 00:18:20,960
Yeah, hi.
287
00:18:21,133 --> 00:18:25,001
Yeah, this is Mac Robinson
of Arraignment Court Two.
288
00:18:25,171 --> 00:18:27,765
It looks like we're gonna need
a replacement judge...
289
00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:31,308
...to replace our replacement judge.
290
00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:35,206
I know it's the third in 24 hours.
291
00:18:35,715 --> 00:18:37,547
You're kidding.
292
00:18:37,817 --> 00:18:39,945
We set a record.
293
00:18:41,087 --> 00:18:42,816
Hi, guys.
294
00:18:44,090 --> 00:18:46,923
Let me put you on hold for a sec.
295
00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:49,924
How's it going?
296
00:18:51,030 --> 00:18:53,055
I went home. I got washed up.
297
00:18:53,599 --> 00:18:56,000
[SPEAKS IN ITALIAN]
298
00:18:58,771 --> 00:19:03,208
Well, it's nice
to see everything's the way I left it.
299
00:19:03,376 --> 00:19:06,835
Except, of course,
for the dead guy on my bench.
300
00:19:07,947 --> 00:19:09,574
That would be Judge Kemp.
301
00:19:09,949 --> 00:19:13,886
Yeah, well, he's got my gavel
and he won't let go of it.
302
00:19:15,888 --> 00:19:18,016
And I guess I'll be needing it.
303
00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:22,560
I said, I guess I'll be needing it.
304
00:19:24,530 --> 00:19:26,726
I've decided to come back to work.
305
00:19:36,075 --> 00:19:38,009
I'm real sorry I shouted at everybody.
306
00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:42,341
And I'm sorry I acted like a two-legged,
Iobotomized jackass.
307
00:19:44,450 --> 00:19:46,350
I think we could buy that one.
308
00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:47,918
Apology accepted.
309
00:19:48,087 --> 00:19:50,613
- Oh, welcome back, Harry.
- We're glad to have you back.
310
00:19:50,790 --> 00:19:52,588
Guys, I am sorry.
311
00:19:53,426 --> 00:19:56,327
I guess it is as simple
as taking the good with the bad.
312
00:19:56,495 --> 00:19:59,055
No matter how bad the bad gets.
313
00:19:59,231 --> 00:20:01,097
If you're sure you wanna be a judge...
314
00:20:01,434 --> 00:20:03,266
I am sure.
315
00:20:03,736 --> 00:20:07,195
At least I know I'm not the best pool player
in the world.
316
00:20:07,373 --> 00:20:10,502
You should see me
when I have my own cue.
317
00:20:10,810 --> 00:20:14,838
Come on, let's go and see
if we can retrieve his gavel.
318
00:20:16,949 --> 00:20:20,044
- Your Honor--
- Miss Sullivan.
319
00:20:32,198 --> 00:20:36,362
I've really come to appreciate
these little chats of ours.
320
00:20:37,503 --> 00:20:41,804
- Glad to have you back, sir.
- The feeling's mutual, Mr. Robinson.
321
00:20:42,374 --> 00:20:44,843
I'm real glad you guys were there.
322
00:20:45,010 --> 00:20:46,739
Especially him.
323
00:20:49,548 --> 00:20:50,777
Dan?
324
00:20:51,350 --> 00:20:55,014
That man is the reason I'm standing here.
325
00:20:55,187 --> 00:20:56,450
He made me want this job...
326
00:20:56,622 --> 00:21:00,616
...more than anything I've ever wanted
in my entire life.
327
00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:03,319
Dan Fielding?
328
00:21:04,764 --> 00:21:06,732
Would you excuse us, Mac?
329
00:21:06,899 --> 00:21:08,833
Yeah. Yes, sir.
330
00:21:09,001 --> 00:21:12,494
- I'll just go tidy up your room a little bit.
- All right.
331
00:21:21,847 --> 00:21:23,474
It's good to see you, Harry.
332
00:21:24,150 --> 00:21:26,346
I owe you big, counselor.
333
00:21:27,153 --> 00:21:29,053
It was an honor, sir.
334
00:21:29,455 --> 00:21:31,981
No, I mean it, Dan.
335
00:21:32,158 --> 00:21:34,957
From the bottom of my heart...
336
00:21:35,628 --> 00:21:37,653
...to the tip...
337
00:21:38,063 --> 00:21:41,328
...of my beanie little face.
338
00:21:43,803 --> 00:21:46,329
[DAN YELLS]
339
00:21:48,874 --> 00:21:52,640
All I had to do
was tell him what I was gonna do.
340
00:21:59,185 --> 00:22:00,675
Hi.
341
00:22:02,421 --> 00:22:04,253
Cat still got your tongue?
342
00:22:05,424 --> 00:22:06,755
That happens to me sometimes.
343
00:22:06,926 --> 00:22:09,623
I just have so much to say,
I can't say anything, I guess.
344
00:22:09,795 --> 00:22:11,627
I know the feeling.
345
00:22:11,797 --> 00:22:15,233
You mind if I ask you
what it was you were gonna say?
346
00:22:15,868 --> 00:22:17,632
Welcome back.
347
00:22:18,204 --> 00:22:21,640
I can see why that would be tough
to put into words.
348
00:22:23,509 --> 00:22:25,910
You are very good up there.
349
00:22:26,078 --> 00:22:28,445
And big hearts are hard to find
these days.
350
00:22:29,448 --> 00:22:33,783
Well, I may be a pig,
but I'm a concerned pig.
351
00:22:35,654 --> 00:22:39,921
You know, sir, if you're gonna feel sorry
for every person that comes in here...
352
00:22:40,092 --> 00:22:42,959
-...you're not gonna last very long.
- Yeah.
353
00:22:43,562 --> 00:22:45,860
I am beginning to understand that.
354
00:22:46,031 --> 00:22:48,295
I haven't been up there
as long as you have...
355
00:22:48,467 --> 00:22:51,300
...but I have managed
to develop a detachment from my work...
356
00:22:51,470 --> 00:22:53,768
...and there's no reason
why you can't too.
357
00:22:53,939 --> 00:22:57,102
Ready any time you are, Miss Sullivan.
358
00:23:00,079 --> 00:23:02,241
Are you sure we ain't putting you out?
359
00:23:02,414 --> 00:23:05,748
We'd be thrilled to sleep in your trunk.
360
00:23:12,258 --> 00:23:15,626
You're breeding them for pets,
aren't you?
361
00:23:56,068 --> 00:23:58,059
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