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♪♪
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[ Thunder crashes ]
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[ Theme music plays ]
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♪♪
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[ Whirring ]
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♪♪
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Man: It's alive!
[ Thunder rumbles ]
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♪♪
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[ Thunder crashes ]
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♪♪
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Tyrion Lannister,
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if you are found guilty of
poisoning your nephew,
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the king, you will die.
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I demand a trial... by trivia!
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Who will partner with the dwarf?
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I, Oberyn Martell, five-time
Trivia Tuesdays champion
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at Buds 'n' Suds,
shall volunteer.
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You have two minutes
to answer all the questions.
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Tyrion, if you answer
all of them correctly,
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you go free
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with a Generael Elecktricke
washer and dryer set.
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Generael Elecktricke...
imagination at work.
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Your time starts now!
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Sandor Clegane's nickname
for his penis.
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The Hound!
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The finger most people like
in their butt is...
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The little finger!
His real name.
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Petyr Baelish!
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What the Night King says
during sex.
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Shrinkage.
It's cold!
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Looks like you're out of time.
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What?
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Ouchie!
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Ow!
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Ha!
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Blade!
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Ow! All right, Blade,
you didn't kill me,
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so what do you want?
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Glad you asked.
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Blade's Blades
are top-tier knives
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made from 100% stainless steel.
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I'm sorry, you killed my best
friend to sell me knives?
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No, these knives
sell themselves.
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I'm offering you the chance to
get a set of Blade's Blades
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at a price so low...
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not even I can beat it.
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[ Laughs ]
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Blade.
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Listen,
I'm gonna be real with you.
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Being a vampire-hunter
isn't paying the bills, so...
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Prepare to die, Blade.
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Put that gun down.
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You brought a knife
to a gun fight.
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Block, block, block,
block, block!
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Ow.
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Oh, it's not a knife,
it's a Blade's Blade.
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Not a single scratch on it.
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I'll buy two.
Do you take Discover?
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Discover?!
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Yeah, I take Discover.
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Put me in, Coach.
I want to play football.
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Rudy, no.
You are too short!
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Hey!
Stop moving the plastic thing!
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I'm not.
This is scary.
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I wish we never found
that coupon
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for a free "o-wee-gee" board.
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H-E-L-L-O...
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W?
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Did the ghost just spell "hello"
with a "W" on the end?
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Oh, snap!
He doesn't know how to spell?!
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[ Both laugh ]
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Hey... hey, ghost,
what do you want from us?
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D-Y-E.
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What?
Did you just... what?!
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Dye? Like you want us to
dye our hair?
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This ghost is dumb.
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[ Both laugh ]
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You fucking dumb ghost!
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Both: "Hi. I'm not the ghost
you were talking to,
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but I tutor him.
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The only way he'll grow
is if he believes in himself,
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and you guys
aren't helping at all."
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Ah, geez.
And now I feel bad.
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"Now I have to
'murdur' you both."
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He spelled "murder"
with two "U's"!
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Mur-dur!
Dur!
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"I'm-a kill them.
I'm a ghost, dur-dur!"
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Mama says I'm smart!
Whoo!
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Ricola.
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[ Gunfire ]
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Halls, mother-fuckers!
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Ricola...
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Tank, is Neo ready?
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Almost. The martial arts upload
is just about done.
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I know kung fu.
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Good. We have to get back into
the Matrix at once.
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Not yet.
I want to learn how to whistle.
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We don't have time for that.
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I'll be quick.
Plug me back in.
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Neo?
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[ Whistles melodically ]
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Let's go.
Humanity depends on us.
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I want to learn how to scat.
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Why, Neo?!
Plug me back in, Tank.
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♪ Skibbiddy boop, bop,
a-doo-baddoo-doot ♪
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♪ And I turn out the light
We must go, Neo.
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I want to learn how to
make my eyebrows dance.
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Tank, plug me back in.
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Are you ready?
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Once I learn to Hammer dance.
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Please just kill me.
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[ Whistling ]
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♪ Scatting to the left,
and I scat to the right ♪
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♪ A-ba-doo
Impossible.
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♪♪
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♪ Can't shoot this
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He is the One.
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Gross.
What's wrong with your body?
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Well, one day, I swung over
the swing set bars
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and through
an ill-defined chain of events,
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became Inside-Out Boy!
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Pssh!
More like Geek-side-Out Boy.
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[ Laughs ] Cheryl, you should
write for "BoJack."
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Yeah, I should.
Oh!
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Don't listen to them.
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Your differences are
what make you special.
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[ Giggles ]
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Oh, God!
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Don't worry about that.
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When I get an erection,
my penis goes inward!
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But you're right, I'm awesome
because I'm Inside-Out Boy.
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You're welcome!
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But don't lead with that
innie-erection thing!
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[ Techno-rock music playing ]
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♪♪
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Oh, is that an innie penis?
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Yeah, I want to get in
that innie penis.
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Stick my fingers in
that innie penis.
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Oh, you like that, Daddy?
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[ Cheering ]
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Oh!
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Yeah, I'm the most popular kid
in the whole freakin'...
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Ew! You puked yourself
right-side in.
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So gross.
Get out of here!
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Wait, wait!
I'm Inside-Out Boy!
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Not anymore.
You're just like everyone else
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with an outtie penis.
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[ Crying ]
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Get out of here!
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I got to be special!
I got to!
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I got to be special!
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Oh!
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Here lies Inside-Out Boy,
a freak who became unfreaked,
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turning him into
the dreaded regular freak.
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I'm not a priest.
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Amen.
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[ Screaming ]
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[ Classical music playing ]
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♪♪
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"Zombies on Rollerskates" will
return after these messages.
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St. Francis High School
needed help from above.
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But little did they realize
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they were going to get that
help from below.
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[ Laughs ]
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I'm the nun!
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From "The Conjuring 2"
and "The Nun,"
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Valak is Sister Valak in
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"Sister Act 2:
Back in the Valak."
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♪ Ooh, ooh
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Aaah!
[ Screams ] [ Screams ]
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Ahh.
[ puff - puff - puff ]
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♪ Oh, when the saints
From the diaphragm!
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♪ Go marching in
Come on. Yeah!
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The nun is happy!
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♪♪
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Surprise!
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♪ Oh, when the saints
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I've never been so proud of
children that I didn't murder.
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Throughout
her incredible journey,
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you may even ask yourself
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is Valak saving these
inner-city kids,
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or are these
inner-city kids saving her?
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♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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♪ When the saints
go marching in ♪
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"Sister Act 2:
Back in the Valak."
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It's two hours of this!
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Wait, I don't even
know your name!
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How will I find you?!
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Stop, you left your...
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Valtrex prescription.
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[ Gasps ]
I knew we had a connection!
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Narrator:
Glooey McStickenstuff was just
a mild-mannered bottle of glue
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until one day, a truck carrying
radioactive acid
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crashed into a truck
containing psychic asteroids.
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The resulting exposure to
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radioactive
psychic asteroid acid
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transformed him into the hero
known as Super Glue!
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Oh, no!
Help!
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There's a run in my skirt!
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How will I ever get a promotion
with a shoddy skirt?!
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Oh!
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Have no fright.
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Super Glue will make it right!
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With just a pump of my tube...
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Hmm, sorry.
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Sometimes my tip dries out
and you got to force it.
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[ Groans ]
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Oh, my God!
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There you go.
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Little-known fact...
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super glue can stop
runs in clothing.
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No need to thank me!
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I will not.
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Teflon: Super Glue?!
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More like Super Ew!
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Teflon, my archnemesis.
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You should adhere to the law!
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Your rap sheet is a mile long!
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[ Laughs ] None of those charges
will ever stick to Teflon!
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What happens when
an unstickable force
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comes into contact with
a super-adhesive object?
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Find out next time on...
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Oh. Never mind.
It's trash.
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You...
just get trash.
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Grandma Laurie,
Michael Myers is coming!
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We need to go.
We're safe here, all right?
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I've rigged this house
to be ready for this day.
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The permits were a bitch.
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Hey, turkey butts,
I'm all home alone in here.
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So if you want me,
you better come and get me.
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Marv, look. Some guy is going up
to the house.
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Rats, Harry.
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We got to wait for the kid
to be alone to break in.
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Or we can go rob that house.
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Let's do it!
What could possibly go wrong?
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Bright light!
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Welcome back, Michael!
Gun-cock.
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♪♪
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[ Sizzle ]
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[ Clang! ]
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I wouldn't come down the hall
if I were you.
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You better not follow me
up these stairs.
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Heads up.
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Oh fuck!
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[ Both screaming ]
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This is such a freaky Friday.
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Oh, I wish we could be
trading places!
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This place is full of true lies!
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[ Both scream ]
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Down the stairs,
like a fish called Wanda.
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I shouldn't have eaten that case
of Activia this morning.
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That's not a hiding place.
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It's a trap!
[ Laughs ]
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Marv, I wet myself.
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Me too.
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Now we really are
the Wet Bandits.
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[ Both scream ]
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[ Choking ]
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Ahhhh-ahh-ahhhhhhgh!
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♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk
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♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk
wawk bawk bawk ♪
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♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk
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♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk
wawk bawk bawk ♪
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♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk
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♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk
wawk bawk bawk ♪
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Ba-gawk! Bawk.
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Stupid Monkey.
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