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♪♪
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Hi! Welcome to the
"Robot Chicken" holiday --
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Aah!
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[ Train whistle blows ]
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Porter: Thank you for traveling
the North Pole Express,
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famous for its very low rate
of passenger murders.
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You'll never be murdered
on the North Pole Express.
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Don't forget to
tip your porter.
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I almost
missed this train.
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I got on the Polar Express
by mistake.
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They're different trains,
you see.
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I shall sit
over there now.
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So when we're on
the crapper,
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you think it drops out
on to the tracks?
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I shall sit
over there now.
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[ Train whistle blows ]
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So you see,
it's a different train.
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Help!
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What's that?
Geez!
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Santa's dead!
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Oh, what a shame,
suicide.
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Are you crazy?
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He was murdered.
Oh, no.
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There goes
our zero murder rate.
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Jesus!
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Ask and you shall
receive.
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Holy shit!
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There's a killer on board.
We need to get off this train.
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Nobody gets off this train
until the villain is caught.
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Jesus,
can you help us?
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I can, and I will, and I'll even
do it without my magic.
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It would be faster
with your magic.
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Dad,
take away my magic.
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Now,
let's solve this case.
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♪ Do, do, do
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♪ Inspector Jesus
on the case ♪
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Let's see.
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Are you a butler?
Did you do it?
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You don't get be porter
of the year
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three years running
by killing passengers
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unless you kill them
with good service.
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Wink.
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Are you done?Yes, sir, I am.
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Good because you're
an inconsequential
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character anyway.
Everybody out!
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You are contaminating
my crime scene.
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[ Train whistle blows ]
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Is this one of those dinner
murder mystery things?
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Can I be
the sexy maid?
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How about you just be
the suspect?
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What time did you board
the train?
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Well, I got on
two trains.
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Which one did you mean?
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Are those whipping scars?
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Santa whipped you to deliver
presents faster, didn't he?
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That's a motive.
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No, no, no, we all enjoyed
the whipping.
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Hmm.
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Do you want to know
about the drugs?
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I was just about
to ask you that.
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Oh, Santa has been doping us
for years.
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You see, he wants us
bigger and stronger
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'cause there's more
and more people in the world
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which means more presents
and a heavier sleigh.
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You know, I think I'm okay today
if you don't want to --
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[ Growling ]
[ Deep voice ] Oh, yeah, baby.
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[ Normal voice ] You've never
seen what that juice can do.
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That's how
we lost Prancer.
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Aah!
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[ Smooches ]
Yep.
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That's a reason to
kill Santa for sure.
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Steroids cost a fortune,
lots of money moving around,
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and in any crime,
you follow the money.
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Oh, that's right.
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Blame the nutcracker
Jew.
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There's a Jew?
Can I meet him?
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I wouldn't kill Santa.
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He saved my life.
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Nutcrackers
were the Cabbage Patch Kids
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of our time,
but after Woolly Willy
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came out,
it was all over.
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Woman: What did Santa bring you,
honey?
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Firewood.Nutcracker: I felt worthless.
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I was unemployable, but Santa
said my little fist hands
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were perfect
for crunching numbers,
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and he gave me a job.
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A job that can afford
that mink hat,
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that Rolex,
that diamond pentagram?
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It's the Star of David,
and yes, I embezzled a skosh,
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but I made Santa
so much money.
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I mean, who would begrudge
a little for myself?
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And boom goes the motive.
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Santa caught you,
so he had to die. [ Laughs ]
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Solving crimes, typical Jesus,
just like in the Bible.
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What are you, mashugana?
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I wouldn't kill
my cash cow.
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There's a cow?
Can I meet him?
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But we know
you're capable of murder
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because, spoiler alert,
the Jews killed me.
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[ Stigmatas whistling to tune of
"Jingle Bells" ]
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Jews didn't kill Jesus,
Jesus.
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That's racism.
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You're right.
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I'm sorry.
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♪♪
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What are we doing?
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Wasting time.
This crime is unsolvable,
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like Nicole Brown Simpson
and Ron Burgundy.
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Huh, got something to say,
Santa's arch nemesis?
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I never hated Santa.
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I just hate children.
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Ain't that right.Well, of course you do.
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Yep, that's why I got
my tubes tied.
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Santa and I used to be
a comedy team.
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We went by
Fatty and the Kramp.
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We were huge
in the Catskills.
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Hey, Krampus,
what is mistletoe?
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It's not a missile.
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It's not a toe.
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Hey, maybe you beat children
with it.
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[ Crowd booing ][ Laughs ]
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You know what?
I'm just done with this.
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Ah, we stayed friends.
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♪ It always hurts
to sleigh goodbye ♪
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[ Yodeling ]Oh, flood!
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[ Brakes screeching ]
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Aah!
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♪ Avalanche won't stop
Detective Jesus ♪
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♪ Avalanche can't stop
Inspector Jesus ♪
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Oh, trapped, huh?
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Oh, I'm going to enjoy
watching you meat puppets
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devour Santa's corpse.
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To get rid of
the evidence!
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Santa deserves it for
what he did to my people.
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The North Pole did not
always belong to Santa.
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My people once roamed the land
by the thousands
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before the
Iron Sleigh arrived.
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The white-bearded man
promised to share the land,
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but we were displaced.
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Our noseless faces
were defiled with carrots,
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our pristine bald heads
covered with top hats.
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It was a nightmare.
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Wow,
your flashback sucked.
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Oh, does genocide
bum you out?
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So you killed Santa
to avenge your people.
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Doesn't matter
anymore.
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In 10 years, the North Pole
will be lost to us both.
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Oh, here we go with
the global warming bullshit.
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Inconsequential character
my ass.
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I am the goddamn hero
of this story.
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Eh, you're a "C" plot
at best.
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Wait a minute.
Where there's crumbs,
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there's crimes every time.
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Inspector Jesus!
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Not so fast,
Ginger Spice.
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Earlier, I saw crumbs
outside Santa's door.
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That puts you
at the scene.
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I was with him
last night.
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Last I checked, crumbing's
not a crime, baby Jesus.
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But adultery is.Um, it is not.
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It's not?It is not.
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Well, it's not cool.
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You wanted him
all for yourself,
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but he wouldn't leave his wife,
so you killed him.
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I was fulfilling my dream
of singing my heart
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out for strangers when Big Red
walked into my life.
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♪ Remember to grease my pan
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♪ Give me
all of your loving ♪
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♪ Because you're
my number-one man ♪
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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You've got
a secret ingredient, kid,
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but it takes more than talent
to bake a star.
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B-d-d-d-d-d!
[ Chuckles ]
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Finally, the world
would hear my music.
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[ Hip-hop music plays ][ Rapping ] ♪ NPFL
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♪ North Pole For Life
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♪ DJ on the mike,
Clause ♪
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♪ On the ones and twos
North Pole Productions, bitch ♪
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♪ Don't forget about Dre
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But creative differences
ruined everything.
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Young man: Extra, extra!
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Santa's album sells zero copies,
also 9/11!
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So you killed him?I loved him.
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Loved?
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Okay,
he was repulsive.
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His balls were like chestnuts
roasted over an open fire,
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and his dick
wasn't even
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♪ Five inches long
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Gross.
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How do I know
you didn't kill him?
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You with your big, strong arms.
Do you work out?
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I do CrossFit.
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[ All groan ]Nailed it!
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Sorry, doll, you're not
the first to be compelled
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by the power of Christ.
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You know,
it could've been Jesus.
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Santa was his father.
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What?
He was not my father.
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I thought Jesus
was Santa's son, too.
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I'm not Santa's kid.
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I'm God's kid.
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Okay, I'm going to let you
fuckin' idiots work this out
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and go look for some
more clues by myself.
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Solving crimes!
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[ Train whistle blows ]
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[ Clanging ]Ow!
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What -- what the fuck?
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[ Clanging ]My feet!
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Who the fuck is doing this?
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[ Squeaking ]
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Real mature, guys.
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CrossFit!
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♪ Inspector Jesus chasing
the killer ♪
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♪ Don't need magic
to catch him ♪
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Jesus!
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Surprised I'm not dead,
Peppermint?
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Well, it's not the first time
I've been "double crossed."
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-That's offensive.
-Nailed it twice.
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I knew if I went off
by myself,
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the real killer would make
a move, and so she has.
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I didn't do it.
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Oh, God.
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Peppermint is the killer,
and Jesus for the win.
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She hated Santa!
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She told me it was hell
in that toy factory --
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no safety regulations,
no bathroom breaks,
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no casual Fridays.
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It got so bad Santa
had to install suicide nets.
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Thought you'd take a break, huh?
Well, back to work.
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Nutcracker:
She tried to unionize, but Santa
hired a strike-busting Bumble,
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and Bumbles bounce your head
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against the curve
if you unionize.
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I'm not going down
for this.
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The truth is --
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[ Gunshot ]
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[ Slow-motion scream ]
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Who did that?
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Don't look at me,
baby.
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[ Train whistle blows ]
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Porter, please tell
the authorities
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to be waiting
at the next station.
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I, Jesus Christ,
without using any magic,
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have solved the crime.
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You know
who the killer is?
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What did I just say?
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You said, "Porter, please
tell the authorities -- "
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All: Shut up, Comet!
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Let me show you what happened in
our most exciting flashback yet.
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[ Knock on door ]Santa's door wasn't forced
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because he opened
it himself for friends.
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[ Laughs ] Hello.
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Stab! For the pole.
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-For the pole.
-For the pole.
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[Bleep] Carrot.For the pole.
255
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[ Groans ]For the -- for the --
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for the pole.
257
00:09:00,332 --> 00:09:01,748
There we go.
258
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For the pole.
259
00:09:04,233 --> 00:09:05,510
[ Gagging ]
260
00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:08,617
You can't prove
any of it.
261
00:09:08,651 --> 00:09:10,273
I can prove any of it.
262
00:09:10,308 --> 00:09:12,413
Krampus, your ukulele
was out of tune,
263
00:09:12,448 --> 00:09:15,175
exactly the way it would be
if you stabbed someone with it.
264
00:09:15,209 --> 00:09:17,453
Snowball, you're melting
due to global warming,
265
00:09:17,487 --> 00:09:20,421
and there was a small puddle
of water near the body.
266
00:09:20,456 --> 00:09:22,423
Nutsy, you're a Jew.Hey!
267
00:09:22,458 --> 00:09:25,288
Ginger, I believe
this belongs to you.
268
00:09:25,323 --> 00:09:26,669
Oh, fuck.
269
00:09:26,704 --> 00:09:27,877
Ooh, what about me?
270
00:09:27,912 --> 00:09:30,052
You've got tiny bits of entrails
on your antlers.
271
00:09:30,086 --> 00:09:31,605
Yay, I'm implicated!
272
00:09:31,640 --> 00:09:33,676
And Peppermint,
she's dead.
273
00:09:33,711 --> 00:09:36,610
So now we know all the reasons
they wanted to kill Santa.
274
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Yes.
All: No!
275
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No?The truth is we were all
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in a fantasy football
league together.
277
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Santa was checking
his naughty and nice list
278
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to guess which players
could be suspended,
279
00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:47,310
thereby
predicting the spread.
280
00:09:47,345 --> 00:09:49,312
He cheated,
and he deserved to die.
281
00:09:49,347 --> 00:09:52,868
So he died for
the greatest sin of all,
282
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giving a shit
about fake football.
283
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But without you, Jesus,
we go free.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Ow!
287
00:10:11,714 --> 00:10:13,336
Oh, fuck!
288
00:10:13,371 --> 00:10:15,649
Jesus magic,
I'm back, baby!
289
00:10:15,684 --> 00:10:20,827
I hope that you enjoyed your
time on the North Pole Express.
290
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It was all right.
291
00:10:21,862 --> 00:10:23,277
Three and a half fishes,
I'd say.
292
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[ Groans ]
293
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Wow, suicide.
294
00:10:27,212 --> 00:10:29,111
Ow, ow, these pinch!
295
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Another murder mystery
solved by
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♪ Inspector Jesus,
solving crimes ♪
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♪ Boo-yah
298
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You did it,
my friend.
299
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Cheese and crackers,
you're alive?
300
00:10:38,085 --> 00:10:40,432
I was in the locomotive
the whole time,
301
00:10:40,467 --> 00:10:42,365
pulling a train,
if you know what I mean.
302
00:10:42,400 --> 00:10:44,057
Comet: You know
there are two trains?
303
00:10:44,091 --> 00:10:46,162
Then whose body
was in your cabin?
304
00:10:46,197 --> 00:10:47,854
Tim Allen.
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Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho![ Laughs ]
306
00:10:50,822 --> 00:10:53,929
Hello, Tim? Tim Allen?[ Grunts confusedly ]
307
00:10:53,963 --> 00:10:55,862
Ah, yeah, that bit
is going strong.
308
00:10:55,896 --> 00:10:58,347
Who would have thought?[ Laugh-grunts ]
309
00:10:58,381 --> 00:11:00,142
Moving on, do you want to
help me with something, Tim?
310
00:11:00,176 --> 00:11:01,315
[ Grunts questioningly ]
311
00:11:01,350 --> 00:11:03,145
Don't worry, Tim.
This will be the safest ride
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00:11:03,179 --> 00:11:04,871
you've ever taken,
and just in case,
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00:11:04,905 --> 00:11:07,356
I took out a billion-dollar
life-insurance policy.
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