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[ whimsical music plays ]
>> even on cloudy days,
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Pastryville always had a ray of
Sunshine, and her name was
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Granny gramcrackers.
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Remember when she knit your
Favorite scarf,
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Black cherry pie?
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>> I wear it every day,
Raspberry parfait.
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>> and, fudge turnover, remember
When she fixed your leaky roof?
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>> she got heatstroke and fell
Into the hedges.
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>> while you watched
"Tango & cash" on netflix!
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>> yes.
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While I watched "Tango & cash"
On netflix.
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>> and, buttermilk biscuits, I
Remember when granny drove you
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All the way to the big city
To get --
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>> no. Nope. Mnh-mnh.
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>> ...Your tonsils out?
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>> yeah -- your unborn tonsils.
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>> [ clears throat ]
Now...Then...If there are no
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More speakers...
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Great!
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Then, in conclusion --
[ speed-metal music plays ]
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W-we were just wrapping up here,
Bitch pudding.
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[ feedback ]
>> I remember granny.
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[ voice breaking ] I remember
Her smile.
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I remember how much she loved
Baking sugar cookies.
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>> all: ahh!
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>> but most of all, I remember
Her rank-ass old-lady farts.
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[ all gasp ]
>> oh, god.
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>> this bitch had no sense of
Smell, no sense of hearing, so
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All day long, she was like
"Pbht!" "Pbht!" "Pbht!" "Pbht!"
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"Pbht!" "Pbhhhhhht--"
>> okay. [ chuckles nervously ]
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That's enough --
>> and when you're a hundred
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Years old, I guess panties are
Just an afterthought.
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I mean, raise your hand if you
Never saw granny airing out the
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Ark of the covenant.
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[ mourners gasp ]
I hop granny is in heaven,
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But she had a gambling
Addiction, so satan might be
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Doing her up the butt.
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[ mourners gasp ]
Knock twice if satan's doing
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You up the butt, granny.
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[ old-lady voice ] I love it up
The butt from satan, everybody!
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[ normal voice ] You rule,
Granny!
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[ laughs evilly ]
[ thumping ]
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[ mourners gasp ]
Ha ha!
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Now hit my fucking theme
Song!
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[ heavy-metal music plays ]
[ mourners gasp, murmur ]
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>> [ clears throat ]
Now, then --
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>> ♪ dunh-duh-duh-dunnnnnnh
Bitch puddin'.
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Blam!
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[ video-game music plays ]
[ cackling ]
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Yeah, suck it.
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>> you have saved my village!
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Aah!
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>> you mean my village.
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[ thunder crashing ]
Aw!
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Unh!
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[ groggily ] Augh. Where...?
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>> [ folksy voice ] Oh, sounds
Like my cargo just woke up!
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>> hey!
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You're that damn bird that
Delivers our mail.
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>> you bet your feathers.
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But tonight, I'm gettin' paid to
Make a special delivery.
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Neither rain nor sleet nor snow
Will keep your ass out of that
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Volcano.
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[ laughs ]
Adios, bitch...Pudding.
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Glurk! Ooh! Aah!
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>> you flying turd!
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Who hired you?
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>> [ choking ] You kill me, we
Both die.
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>> good point, jizz cloth.
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But, on the other hand...
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>> ow!
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!
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>> ohhhhhhhh!
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Fucking fuck fuck fuck
Fuck fuck fuck
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Ow! Ow!
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Fucking fuck fuck!
Ow! Oh! Ow! Oh!
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Fuck fuck fuck fuck
Fuck fuck
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Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!
Fuck fuck fuckity fuck
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Fuck
Oh fuck fuck
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Motherfuckin'
Motherfucker!
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Ow! Ow!
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Fuck me!
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Oh, god!
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Fucker fucking
Shit ow!
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Fuck
Ohhh!
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Fuuuuuuuuuck
[ magical music plays ]
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>> who is she?
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>> grandpappy will know.
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>> please, stop talking.
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Your voice is irritating as
Shit!
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>> how rude!
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>> well, she's not wrong.
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>> who is that?
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>> welcome to schlorptown,
Stranger!
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We are the schlorps.
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And my name is
Grandpappy schlorp.
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>> are you in charge of this
Shithole?
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>> you see anyone else with a
Beard around here?
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>> we should schlorp the "Get to
Know you" song!
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[ laughter ]
>> no.
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[ peppy music plays ]
>> all: ♪ if you get to know me,
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Then I'll get to know you ♪
♪ once you're in my group,
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You're a friend
Through-and-through ♪
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>> ♪ I'm fishing pole schlorp,
And I catch all the fish ♪
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>> ♪ I'm basketball schlorp
♪ watch this!
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>> all: swish!
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>> ♪ I'm I.B.S. Schlorp
♪ you'll find me in the stalls
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>> ♪ I'm wintertime schlorp
♪ I'm sweating off my balls
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>> ♪ I'm the schlorp who come
From china ♪
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>> ♪ I'm the schlorp with a
Vagina ♪
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>> ♪ I'm the schlorp who plays
Kazoo ♪
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>> ♪ I'm the schlorp who
Knows kung fu ♪
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So sorry!
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>> all: ♪ so, how about it,
Stranger ♪
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♪ tell us all about you
>> ♪ shut the fuck u-u-up!
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[ discordant note plays ]
[ stomach growls ]
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>> oh, god!
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I'm not gonna make it.
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I'm not gonna make it.
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I'm not gonna make it.
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[ farts, squirts ]
Aw. I didn't make it.
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>> ow, you old bastard!
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>> there you go. Good as new.
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Ah, schlorpette.
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Is that the schlorp nut soup for
Our guest?
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>> yes, but this is the last of
Our schlorp nuts.
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They're all gone.
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>> aww.
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The last of the schlorp nuts.
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And with winter on its way...
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>> [ slurps ]
This tastes like moose dick!
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[ bowl shatters ]
I got to go home!
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Some asshole tried to kill me,
So that asshole's gonna get my
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Boot up his asshole.
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>> with the schlorp nuts gone,
Our village faces starvation.
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You see, the nuts were stolen by
The evil squirrel wizard on
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One tree hill.
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>> [ scoffs ]
>> it was called that before the
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Show.
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>> this squirrel sounds like a
Pussy.
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>> then perhaps we can make a
Deal.
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>> bring our nuts home and we
Help get your butt home.
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>> [ moans loudly ]
>> who dares disturb the sa--
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>> blam!
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Haungh, haungh, hungh!
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Lick my taco, squirrel wizard.
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Give those dicks their nuts
Back!
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>> bitch pudding!
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That's not the squirrel wizard!
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>> huh? Who the hell is it?
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>> trevor? Trevor?!
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Oh, my god! Trevor!
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>> his life partner.
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>> yuh-oh.
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>> rrrrrrrrrrah!
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>> aaaaaah!
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>> squirrel alert!
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Squirrel alert!
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>> rrrrrrrrrgh!
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>> ohh!
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>> suck on this!
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Suck on this!
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Suck on this!
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>> ow! Ooh! Ow!
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>> can't stay. Gotta go. Blam.
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>> stay and fight, coward!
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>> ai! Ai! Ai! Ai! Ai!
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>> whew. Safe.
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>> [ gurgles ]
>> oh, shit!
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They're getting massacred.
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Who cares about those purple
Peckers?
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They never should have trusted
Me.
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Or...
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Or help me?
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>> and at that moment,
Bitch pudding's heart grew
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Three sizes bigger.
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Uh, metaphorically.
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You know, you'll just have to
Take my word for it.
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>> die, you miserable schlorps!
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And when you meet god, slap that
Motherfucker in the face,
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Because existence is nothing but
His cruel joke on all of us!
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>> sorry, spunk sponge!
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The schlorps are under my
Protection!
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>> [ coughs ]
>> uh...Starting now!
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[ action music plays ]
>> ooh!
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>> blick!
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>> oh!
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[ neck cracks ]
>> aah, trevor!
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Punch! Punch!
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>> ba-ba-ba-blam!
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>> unh!
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[ sobbing ] Trevor!
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My fuzzy little angel!
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Just do it! End me!
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Use any death spell you choose!
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Just say the magic words and end
My pain!
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>> abracadabra.
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>> agh!
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>> eat shit.
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>> my schlorps...
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Gone. All gone.
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>> as your champion, a eulogy is
Probably in order.
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[ clears throat ]
What can be said --
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Ow!
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[ airplane engine whirs ]
>> huh? Where? What?
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>> on behalf of "Fuck you
Airlines," go fuck yourself.
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>> aaaaaaaaagh!
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>> oooooh!
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Unh! Unh! Unh!
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I-I...
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I'm...Home.
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What the fuck?!
>> toss bitch pudding in the
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Volcano and win a prize!
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>> volcano-fried bitch pudding
On a stick.
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>> I hate you, bitch puddin'!
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[ bell dings ]
>> they were all in on it!
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The whole town tried to kill
Me?!
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>> ♪ she made our lives a living
Hell ♪
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♪ so nasty and so mean
♪ and when bitch pudding hit the
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Lava ♪
♪ you should have heard her
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Scream ♪
>> the first annual
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"Bitch pudding is dead" festival
Has been a rousing success!
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For generations to come,
We will --
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[ sniffs ]
Hey, guys, do you smell smoke?
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[ people murmuring ]
[ all screaming ]
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>> oh, shit!
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>> the door won't open!
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[ pounding on door ]
>> aaaaaaah!
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All together, now.
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>> all: one! Two! Three!
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Oh! Oh!
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[ dramatic music plays ]
>> blam.
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[ all screaming ]
>> [ moaning ]
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>> remember when I said I'd
Shoot you last?
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>> I have absolutely no memory
Of that.
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>> must have been a fantasy I
Had when I was masturbating.
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>> fuck you, bitch pudding.
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[ heavy-metal music plays ]
>> so that's my story.
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I probably should have done a
Voiceover through the whole
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Thing, but I didn't feel like
It.
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Now, the only question is...
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What does the future hold?
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>> bitch pudding.
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You have become a part of a
Larger universe.
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[ action music plays ]
>> ♪ dunh-duh-duh-dunnnnnnh
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Blam!
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>> what a bitch.
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