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[ thunder crashes ]
[ laughs evilly ]
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[ sawing ]
[ electricity crackles ]
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It's alive!
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[ thunder crashes ]
[ laughs evilly ]
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[ smooch! ]
[ laughs evilly ]
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I've been waiting for this
For so long.
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Easy.
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[ moaning loudly ]
If I don't steal
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North korea's nuclear launch
Codes, it could mean
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World war iii.
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Aah!
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Well, well, well...
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Have I caught the great
Kim possible?
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Or am I just...Kim-agining
Things?
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Kim jong-un.
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War is not the answer!
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How do you like my security
System?
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I've made certain...
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Kim-provements.
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[ alligator roars ]
You're a madman!
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You are kim-prisoned.
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Stop mocking my name!
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Kim-itation is the sincerest
Form of flattery.
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Okay, kim.
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So where's your kim-aginary
Wife?
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She's, uh, on vacation,
Kim-becile!
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More like you're kim-potent.
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That's a lie!
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It's kim-mense!
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You're so kim-mature.
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My wife's real.
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Not like your kim-plants!
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What are you kim-plying?
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Natural breasts don't form a
Perfect right angle.
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Geez. These two should just
Bang and get it over with.
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Yeah, he should kim-pregnate
Her.
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You're dead to me, david.
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You can take my life, but you
Can never improve my shitty
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Audio quality!
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[ all shouting ]
Yaaaaaaah!
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This is george.
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He's a monkey in africa.
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He's very curious.
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One day, a man in a yellow hat
Came along.
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George accidentally scratched
The man in the yellow hat.
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But george gave the man such an
Adorable sorry face, he decided
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To take george to live with him
In new york city!
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The man in the yellow hat was
Feeling sick, so george went out
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To explore by himself.
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George was so curious.
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He put his mouth on everything!
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After a few days, george thought
He saw the man in the yellow
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Hat, but it was a different man
In yellow.
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[ horns honking, people
Shouting ]
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Then george saw the biggest bird
He'd ever seen.
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And then it took a poop --
[ gasps ]
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Oh, my god! George, run!
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George, stop being curious for
One freakin' minute!
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Take cover!
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You ever played roulette?
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Occasionally.
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Well, let me give you a word
Of advice -- always bet on
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Black!
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And when black wins, pay your
Taxes.
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Always pay your taxes.
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Don't burn through your
Retirement savings too fast,
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Frank!
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Oh, I'm set for life.
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Oh. 401(k)? Mutual funds?
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I.R.A.?
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Nah, those are for suckers.
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I played it smart.
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Real smart.
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Angie!
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We're gonna be cruising to
Applebee's in matching humvees!
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[ vault door opens ]
This shelf here should buy a
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Gulfstream!
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Is this a joke?
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These are toys.
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These are beanie babies!
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Have you been living under a
Rock?
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I know what beanie babies
Are.
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By 1999, they were worthless.
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I really should have checked
The value more than once every
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16 years.
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Where you going?
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To live with my sister's
Family, and on the way, get an
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Application to be a walmart
Greeter.
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[ door closes ]
[ coughing ]
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[ humming ]
Spare a quarter.
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Damn, y'all!
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Is that a fur coat made out of
Beanie babies?
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Yeah.
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Them things is like gold!
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At least the last time I
Checked.
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You must be the richest pimp in
Town!
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Pimp?
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No! No, no, no, I --
That's right, baby.
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I'm the richest pimp in town!
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[ funk music plays ]
Mess with my hoes, will you?!
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Damn straight you won't!
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Come here!
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Nah, nah, nah!
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This is my block, mother fucker
Oh, hell no!
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Aah-ha!
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I just flew into the
Caribbean on my very own
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Gulfstream jet.
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This is the retirement I always
Dreamed of!
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Thank you, beanie babies!
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Oh, baby.
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Um, son, did you pay for
Those fritos?
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Aah!
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Fucking frank!
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[ dog yelps ]
[ dog yelps ]
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[ sirens wail ]
♪ kiss her face then go for
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Second base ♪
♪ swamps are the place for you
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To get it on ♪
Enjoying your night with ariel?
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Maybe you want to show your
Appreciation to the house?
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Why do you deserve a tip?
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Oh?
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You think a swamp is naturally
Romantic?
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You owe me and my team a little
Taste for setting the mood!
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No way.
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If anything, you are
Cock blocking me right now.
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Ohh! Ow!
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No, no, no!
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I'm just a crab who cuts fools.
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You a fool, eric?
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[ groaning ]
♪ pay the crab before her
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Boobs you grab ♪
♪ or your nuts we'll stab
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♪ and you'll bleed out,
My friend ♪
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[ gulps ]
[ whispering ]
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Pick him up at isengard?!
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That's a three-hour flight!
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He thought you'd say that.
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He said, "You're a bird.
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You can sit in your nest and do
Nothing some other day."
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What?!
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Oh, what an asshole.
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Hey, hate to do this, but he
Wants you to pick up food on the
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Way.
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"Just something quick," he said.
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Something quick?
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What, does he think I'm gonna
Stumble upon a fucking arby's?
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Durin stew is 10 farthings.
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When I asked about money, he
Was like, "Uh...
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I don't think I..."
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[ grumbles ]
Aah!
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Do not trifle with the power
Of the ring!
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There is only one lord of the
Ring, and he does not share
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Power.
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Aah! Damn it, gandalf!
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I think you ruptured a disc!
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We must fly to rivendell on
The quick!
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Screw rivendell!
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I'm gonna go see my
Chiropractor!
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Could you stop at an arby's
On the way?
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And now back to
"Gullah gullah island"!
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This sure is fun,
Binyah binyah!
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Binyah binyah have fun, too!
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[ knock on door ]
I'll get it!
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Hello, sir.
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We're investigating a tip.
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A criminal might be in the area.
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He's robbed a bank and shot
Three policemen.
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Oh, no!
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Well, there's nobody here but
Me, my wife, our three children,
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And our man-sized pet polliwog.
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Binyah binyah!
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Yeah, no, no, no.
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That's a man in a frog suit.
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What? No!
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He's just the giant polliwog we
Rescued!
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Where did you find him?
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Oh, behind an
Amphibious-animal costume shop!
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I'm gonna need him out of
That frog suit by the count of
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Three.
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One...
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Binyah binyah!
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...Two...
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Binyah binyah!
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...Three.
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Aah! No!
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Don't shoot!
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Down on the ground, frog man!
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What's on his skin?!
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Sores, you dumbass!
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From wearing a polliwog costume
For four months straight!
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[ grunts ]
Binyah binyah!
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Binyah binyah!
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Ohh!
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Oh, no. Oh...
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Ah...Ah...
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Ah-choo!
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Eugene!
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I am a time lord.
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I need you to be my companion on
A grand adventure.
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I've waited my whole life for
Something this cool to happen!
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Well, then, step into my
Tardis.
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It's an acronym that stands
For...
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No way!
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The tardis from "Doctor who"!
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I've never seen the show, but I
Feel like I've absorbed the gist
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Of it through nerd osmosis!
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...The fabric of time itself!
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Eugene?
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You look different.
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Well, come on, then!
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Yaaaaaay!
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[ groans ]
Cooooool!
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It's much bigger on the
Inside than the outside.
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I bet that's mind-blowing for
You.
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Uh, not really.
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Snoopy's doghouse does the same
Thing.
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I bet snoopy's doghouse can't
Fly.
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You clearly don't know dick
About snoopy.
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[ sniffs ]
Smells kind of rank in here.
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You ever think about opening a
Window?
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No! Don't!
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You almost killed us both!
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It's kind of a design flaw.
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Snoopy would not approve.
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Shut up about snoopy!
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Wow!
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This soundstage is amazing!
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An easy mistake to make,
Given your limited experience.
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This is the city of flurrjazz.
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These costumes are cool
Considering they probably cost a
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Dollar!
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I mean, a pound, or a ha'penny.
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I don't know british money.
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They are not costumes.
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They are clothes.
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How much did your clothes
Cost?
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Half a penny.
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Ha ha! Knew it.
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Where are we going next?
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Our mission is here on
Flurrjazz!
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You see, on this planet, people
Express joy as fear!
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This is less cool than I
Thought.
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It's a parable for how earth
People have too much stress in
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Their lives!
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[ crowd screaming ]
A dalek!
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My greatest arch-enemy!
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Okay, bollocks to this.
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[ laughs ]
It came back!
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Yeah, it's all yours.
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Go for it.
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My adventure finally begins!
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No, thanks.
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I know. Right?
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By the way, I really need to
Apologize --
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Hey, kids!
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Whoever gets the high score on
"Starfighter" gets to fly to
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Outer space with me!
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Aaaaah!
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♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk
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♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
Bawk bawk ♪
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♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk
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♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
Bawk bawk ♪
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Bawk bawk ♪
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Ba-gawk! Bawk.
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