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[ moaning ]
>> silence!
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You two.
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You have been here for hours,
Having sex with tons of ladies
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In masks.
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Yet it seems you do not have
Permission to be here.
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[ gasping ]
>> hi.
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Uh, I'm seth.
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>> hi, I'm matt.
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>> why are you here?
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>> we heard this was the place
To get "Robot chicken"
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Un-canceled.
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>> but when we got here,
Everyone was fucking so we were
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Like, "Oh, okay, I guess we'll
Just start fucking these
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People."
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>> we almost felt obligated to
Start fucking
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>> quiet!
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In addition to hosting elaborate
Orgies, we do un-cancel
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Television shows.
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>> awesome!
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Can we get our show un-canceled?
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>> yes -- if you know the
Password.
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>> both: fidelio.
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>> that is correct.
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Congratulations.
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"Robot chicken" is back on the
Air.
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>> both: thank you, sir.
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>> now, what is the password to
Leave?
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>> both: fidelio?
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>> the password to leave is
Different.
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>> oh, right. Fidelio.
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>> I just told you the password
To leave --
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>> fidelio?
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>> no!
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Again, I told you --
>> fidelio?
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>> you're missing what I --
>> fidelio?
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>> please understand that
"Fidelio" is not the password.
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If you say "Fidelio," that will
Be incorrect.
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Do you understand this basic
Concept?
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>> yeah, of course.
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>> sure, sure, sure.
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>> now, what is the password to
Leave?
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>> fidelio?
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>> fuck it. Kill them.
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>> just like saigon, 1983.
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>> with a dash of -- wait, when
Were you in saigon?
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>> duck!
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>> aw, no, he touched my dick.
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>> your dick touched my hand.
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I totally touched his dick.
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>> [ sighs ] Fuck it.
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>> fuck it.
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>> aah, didn't think that
Through.
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[ guns click ]
[ energy charging ]
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[ ting! ]
>> please, have mercy.
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>> sure thing.
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How about we give you to the
Count of...
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>> both: fidelio?
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[ thunder crashes ]
>> [ laughs evilly ]
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[ sawing ]
[ electricity crackles ]
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>> it's alive!
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[ thunder crashes ]
>> [ laughs evilly ]
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[ smooches ]
[ laughs evilly ]
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[ smooches ]
[ laughs evilly ]
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[ smooches ]
[ laughs evilly ]
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>> the half-pound smurf burger.
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Only at gargl's jr.
>> all: we make holes in teeth!
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We make holes in teeth!
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>> hey, maybe we should
Communicate with the humans.
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What do we get out of making all
Of these cavities, anyway?
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>> both: we make holes in teeth!
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We make holes in teeth!
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[ elevator bell dings ]
>> wait, your stinger's caught!
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Our one method of self defense
Is also fatal to us.
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[ sobbing ] Does god hate bees?
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[ choral music ]
>> that's right.
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Fuck you, bees.
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>> fuck me?
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N-n-no. Fuck you!
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[ whooshes ]
>> [ belches ]
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[ slurring ] What the fuck!??
This is not my house.
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>> it's a centaur from narnia.
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[ retches ]
>> I'm horny.
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You 18?
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>> no, sir.
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>> [ groans ] Damn it!
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[ cellphone dials ]
Becky?
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Hey, come over.
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I want to sex someone.
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[ click ]
Hello?
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Mermaid hoe bag!
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Did you just call me "Gay"?
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>> no, I didn't say anything.
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>> my parents' divorce messed me
Up, man.
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It messed my head up bad!
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[ sobbing ]
I want chipotle.
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[ whooshes ]
>> lock that shit.
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>> no, bro.
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No, no, come on, bro.
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No, bro!
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[ sobbing ] No!
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>> the dog's arthritis gives him
Constant pain.
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We'll have to put him down.
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>> what?
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>> you do know that the
Life span of a cat is longer
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Than a dog, right?
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W-with all due respect, you
Really should have seen this
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Coming.
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>> [ roars ]
♪ dino riders, awesome bosses of
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Early earth ♪
♪ they trained dinosaurs and
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Made them walking weapons ♪
♪ what's cooler that that?
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♪ dino riders, there's a blaster
On that t-rex's head ♪
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♪ that is so damn rad
♪ that brontosaurus is a troop
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Transporter ♪
♪ bow to the motherfuckin'
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Dino riders! ♪
♪ oh, my god, that looks like a
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Work camp ♪
♪ I think the dino riders use
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Forced labor to make their
Stuff ♪
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♪ dear lord in heaven, these
Dino riders are repeatedly
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Tasing a man ♪
♪ that is definitely a work
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Camp ♪
♪ what the fuck?! The
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Dino riders just fed that t-rex
A child ♪
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>> hey, at least we don't have
Sex with the dinosaurs.
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>> speak for yourself, bro.
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>> jafar, why are you so evil?
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>> well, iago, since every other
Disney villain got a song to
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Explain themselves, I'll tell
You.
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♪ I...Was...
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...Molested ♪
>> cut!
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>> s-snake.
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>> [ chuckling ] Oh, yes.
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That's my pet snake.
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>> I hate snakes.
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Why did it have to be snakes?
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>> I hate sssome dude's ballsss.
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Why did it have to be some
Dude's ballsss?
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>> graduating seniors of
Hogwarts, as the sorting hat
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Placed you into your houses, now
The guidance counselor hat will
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Send you off into the world.
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>> all right, let's make this
Fast.
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I'm parked in a loading zone.
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[ scoffs ]
Who gets a c-minus in quidditch?
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Here's what I see for you, kid.
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Two years of online college, and
Then [echoing] Living at home
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Well into your 30s.
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Damn, you grew up hot.
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Whoa!
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You know what they say --
Fuck a hufflepuff, marry a
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Gryffindor.
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All right, here's the deal, hon.
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[ echoing ] Cpk hostess/escort
On weekends.
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Harry potter?
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Dude, honestly, you nailed it.
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Get out of here and win at life
While you [echoing] Drown in
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Poontang!
>> if he's drowning in poontang,
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Sign me up for lifeguard duty.
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>> if I'm going down with the
Titanic, I'm going to die in my
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Motorcar, like a gentleman of
Wealth and dist-- I just sat
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In jizz!
>> chow time, boys.
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Come and get it.
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>> hey, cooky, where'd you get
This picante sauce?
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>> new york city.
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>> together: new york city?!
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[ indistinct shouting ]
>> [ screams ]
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[ hisses ]
>> I don't know why a 7-year-old
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Would need to deep fry a turkey,
But know you know how.
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>> both: and knowing is half the
Battle.
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♪ g.I. Joe
>> and the emmy for best psa by
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A paramilitary organization goes
To...G.I. Joe, for "Don't be a
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Turkey on thanksgiving."
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>> look at them, destro.
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The joes churn out pedestrian
Advice to dead-eyed children,
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And the public eats it up!
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"Hey, kids, don't play with
Fallen electrical lines."
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Reads like a dispatch from the
No-shit clinic.
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>> I'll get the nerve gas.
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>> no, you fool.
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We'll beat them at their own
Game.
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We'll create our own psas!
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Okay, okay, let's just throw
Some ideas out there.
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This is a safe, creative place.
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Dr. Mindbender, go.
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>> well, I thought our psa could
Communicate an idea
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Non-verbally.
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I've discovered that painting
Directly on celluloid creates a
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Sort of "Tone poem."
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>> holy shit, that's sounds
Terrible.
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I'm sorry -- safe place -- but
Holy shit, that was fucking
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Dumb.
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Next!
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>> oh, I forgot you guys were in
Here writing.
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I was just looking for a hammer
To hang my degree in screen
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Writing from aberdeen.
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Anything I can do for you while
I'm in here?
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Destro?
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>> she's actually really funny,
You guys.
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>> hey, you lost me at "She's."
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Fuck it!
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We're doing it without a script.
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>> dr. Mindbender, you found
Four young children for our
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Psas.
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>> uh...Yes.
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That is what these kidnapped
Children are for.
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>> okay, storm shadow, these two
Children will be running with
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Scissors.
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Now, this upsets you, and you --
>> why?
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>> it's dangerous to run with
Scissors.
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>> I run with katana.
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Is that not dangerous?
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>> wow, I hadn't thought of
That.
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Excellent point, storm shadow.
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Get this piece of shit off my
Set.
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>> [ giggles ]
[ thuds ] [ grunts ]
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>> well, cobra commander, looks
Like I owe you an apology.
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>> so, remember, only take
Supplies if you'll use them for
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Post-office business.
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Any other use is a felony.
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>> now I'm aware.
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>> and awareness is the second
50% of the conflict in question.
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Somebody say fucking "Cut."
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>> and I think you'll find it's
Not hard to read when you take
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The time to ssssssssssssssssound
It out.
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[ both giggle ]
Oh, yesss, I've got a sssmall
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Ssspeech impediment.
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[ both laugh ]
>> it'sss not funny!
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[ both scream ]
[ both grunt ]
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>> shut...It...Down.
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>> and the emmy for best psa by
A paramilitary organization goes
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To...G.I. Joe, for "Don't star
In a cobra psa."
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>> what?
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>> pop the nerve gas!
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>> ♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk
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♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
Bawk bawk ♪
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♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk
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♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
Bawk bawk ♪
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♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk
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♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
Bawk bawk ♪
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Ba-gawk! Bawk.
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