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[ thunder crashes ]
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- [ laughs evilly ]
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[ sawing ]
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[ electricity crackles ]
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- it's alive!
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[ thunder crashes ]
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- [ laughs evilly ]
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[ smooch! ]
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[ laughs evilly ]
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- [ inhales sharply ]
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I'll never let go!
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[ crying ]
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Oh, jack, at least you're
Resting in peace now.
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[ lyrical music playing ]
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[ electricity crackles ]
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[ dolphin chittering ]
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[ chittering continues ]
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[ lyrical music continues ]
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[ seals calling ]
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- [ laughs ]
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Revenge, bitch!
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[ singsong voice ] B-b-b-b-blam!
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Victory dance!
Touchdown stance!
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In your pants!
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What -- oh, oh, you're not
The same cow, are you?
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- I guess we all just look
Alike to you.
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[ whirring weakly ]
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[ snorting ]
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[ sighs ]
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[ whirring loudly ]
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- I'll get you next time,
Gadget!
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[ cat screeches ]
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- [ laughing ]
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- [ crying ]
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[ squish! ]
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- is that cat piss
On my chair?!
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Damn it!
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- when you visit a website,
The information is saved
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In files called cookies.
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- cookies!
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[ munching loudly ]
Ow!
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Why you say "Cookies"?!
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[ munching loudly ]
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- aren't you going to stop?
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- [ crying ] I can't!
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[ beeping ]
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- my god, this is a greeting
From another planet!
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This is an historic moment!
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[ beeping ]
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Huh. The textbooks are
Gonna love that one.
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[ beeping ]
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Huh.
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[ beeping ]
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[ beeping ]
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Well, maybe "Hump" means
Something different in
Their language.
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- what do they want, man?!
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- I wish I knew,
Officer rihanna.
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[ clattering ]
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They're humping holes
In the hull!
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- huh. Turns out "Hump" in their
Language means hump.
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[ machine gun cocks ]
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- I don't have any idea how to
Work the gatling gun, child!
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- is, uh, is it over?
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[ ominous music playing ]
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- how on earth do we stop
That thing?
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- I have an idea!
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- rihanna, you're just a
Multi-platinum recording artist.
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How could you possibly help?
- wait a minute.
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We need counterintuitive
Thinking,
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And rihanna has some of
The worst judgment of all time!
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- chris brown beat her, so she
Broke up with him.
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- but then they got back
Together!
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- that's insane!
She's a genius!
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- yeah. [ chuckles nervously ]
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So...
Thanks!
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- we've done as rihanna
Suggested, sir.
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Epcot center is now filled
With nuclear warheads.
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- is that really necessary?
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- trust me, man, only one thing
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Gonna attract a giant,
Humping robot.
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- operation ass crack is a go!
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[ clattering ]
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- whoa, it's really
Chris browning
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The hell out
Of epcot center!
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[ clattering continues ]
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- o-m-g, kirby,
I was such a pig today.
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I ate like 50 pieces of fruit.
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- yoshi, puh-lease!
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I literally inhaled 20 enemies.
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Thank god I exhaled
Most of them.
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- [ gasps ]
Are you still doing that?!
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You promised you wouldn't binge
And purge anymore!
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- cuh-lick!
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Kirby does not need that
Noise today.
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[ vomits ]
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- hey, it's none of my
Business, but, uh,
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You have a problem.
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- [ moaning loudly ]
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- oh, my god! Oh, my god!
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- hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
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Can't I be on top for once?
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- everyone, rest up!
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In the morning, we start
The long trip home
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To confront hopper
And his evil gang.
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[ all cheering ]
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Excuse me.
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Uh, mr. Mayfly,
Can you keep it down?
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We have -- we have a really
Big day tomorrow.
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- oh, really?
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Well, my entire life span
Is three hours,
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So fuck your big day.
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- oh, man, at last!
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I've already been alive
For a half-hour, and
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I need to get
Pregnant, like, now!
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- oh, yeah!
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[ grunting ]
- oh!
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Oh, my god, this is the best sex
Of my whole life!
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[ moaning, laughing ]
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Aah!
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Get it out of me!
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[ screaming ]
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- look, I've got at least
47 good minutes left in me,
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And I'll be damned
If I'm gonna waste 'em!
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- you're a midlife cliché!
- [ moaning ]
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- oh, what was the point
Of it all?!
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Live, reproduce, die!
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- [ crying ]
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- it's a sick joke!
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A sick [chokes]
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- oh! [ moans ]
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- [ sighs ] Finally.
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- whoo! Party time!
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- oh fuck me!
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[ sizzles ]
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[ all murmuring ]
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- my ancestors were samurai.
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- samurai us
An onion volcano, pal!
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He is a samurai.
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- I just need to use
The bathroom.
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Uh, is there, like,
A toilet in here,
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Or am I supposed to use
This giant fucking litter box?
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- oh, is this, like,
An improv thing?
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You know I hate improv.
- no, it'll be fun.
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Thousands of us are gonna
Show up at the same time!
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- this better be as cool
As you're making it seem.
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- I'll telling you,
You are gonna love
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Being part of a flash
Mob.
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- so hip!
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- sticking it
To conformity, yeah!
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- look how shocked
The normals are!
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[ all screaming ]
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- [ laughs ]
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- this is the best one I've had
In years.
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- well, it was not me!
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- [ warbling ]
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- pluto, do you feel you've
Been rehabilitated?
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- this room must be huge!
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[ indistinct moaning ]
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- you were right to lock up
Cheetara and wilykit,
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Thundercats.
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They are under the spell
Of estrus!
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- an evil spell?
Mumm-ra!
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- it means they're in heat,
Lion-o.
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- no one is to unlock that door
Until the spell has passed!
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- whew! Okay, okay,
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Just got to keep
Our minds off it.
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Let's see what's on the old
Sword today.
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[ electronic warbling ]
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- [ moaning ]
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- don't do this, lion-o.
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Put down the sword.
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Put it -- oh, that's so hot!
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- lion-o, what are
You looking at?!
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- uh, nothing!
I'm checking on mumm-ra!
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- I really hope
That's not true.
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- oh, you're right!
I can't control myself!
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- no one can!
I'm doing this!
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- wait, thundercats, think!
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If you do this,
You'll just be animals,
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Mindlessly gratifying
Your impulses!
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- yeah, we're fine with that.
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- cool, I was just checking,
Obviously.
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We're going in there.
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- ah, sorry, thundercats.
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You'll have to do
Rock-paper-scissors
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For sloppy seconds.
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Snarf! Snarf!
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Fucking gross!
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- once we wrap up
The gladstone account,
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We're gonna need
Another cpa.
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- sounds great.
What's your number again?
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- 324-762...
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- uh-huh.
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Oh, oh, son of a bitch.
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I accidently set --
I'm so embarrassed.
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You should leave.
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- hey, happens all the time.
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[ electronic whirring ]
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- for six months,
I couldn't sleep.
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I was living in a dream house,
But I couldn't dream.
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I kept wondering how I got here.
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When did I start caring about
The dinner-to-dessert tabletop,
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The matching pink home
Exercise set,
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The fashion fairy-tale
Glitterizer?
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- oh, I have a crazy day today.
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I'm delivering a baby
At the hospital,
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Then swinging by nasa
For the launch,
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Then racing to aerobics.
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- I was just
A secondary feature
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In her girl-power,
Have-it-all world.
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I was an accessory.
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We all felt it.
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Allan sherwood and I just
Gave it a name.
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- the first rule of
Fight club --
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You do not talk about
Fight club!
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The second rule of fight club --
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You do not talk about
Fight club!
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Yeah, you think the first
Two rules
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Don't need to be identical,
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But then there's
People like you!
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Anyway, the third rule is,
No shoes, no shirts,
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Including hawaiians.
- both: aw.
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- and absolutely no
Swiss-yodeling outfits!
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Fourth rule -- hitting
The crotch is okay
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'cause let's face it,
We're all smooth down there.
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Okay, let's fight!
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[ all cheering ]
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- your first night
Of fight club,
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Your ass was a wad of
Play-doh.
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By the end of that week,
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You looked like you were cut
Out of molded plastic.
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Fight club became the reason
We stayed in shape,
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Trimmed our nails,
Did our hair.
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- wait, wait!
Is my hair okay?!
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- yeah, it hasn't even moved.
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- all right, cool, cool.
Let's go.
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[ all cheering ]
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- it was our place to finally
Get it all out
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And let it all go.
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- I hate that you
Pick out my clothes!
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I hate that the mortgage for the
Dream house is in your name!
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I hate never getting to drive
The corvette!
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I hate you, I hate you,
I hate you!
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- [ vomits ]
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- at fight club, we all got
Our lives back.
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'cause our new nihilist world
View taught us
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To stop caring about
That which did not matter.
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- can you believe we used
To buy into that bullshit?
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[ all scoffing, chuckling ]
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[ indistinct shouting ]
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- ♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk
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♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
Bawk bawk ♪
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♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk
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♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
Bawk bawk ♪
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00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:50,449
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk
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♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
Bawk bawk ♪
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Ba-gawk! Bawk.
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