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[ thunder crashes ]
[ laughs evilly ]
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[ sawing ]
[ electricity crackles ]
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It's alive!
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[ thunder crashes ]
[ laughs evilly ]
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[ smooch! ]
[ laughs evilly ]
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Is the word "Oink"?
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[ snorts ]
Nobody cares about a movie
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Unless it's got a twist ending!
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He's dead!
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She's got a dick!
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He was chasing himself!
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It was a dream!
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It wasn't a dream!
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He was a midget!
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He was two midgets!
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That's what sells tickets,
Fellas!
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You're suggesting we
Re-release our hits with new
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Twist endings?
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I was just --
Do it.
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Auntie em? Uncle henry?
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Am I back in kansas?
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The good news is, yes.
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The better news is, it's kansas
3,000 years in the future.
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So, how's our patient doing?
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They bought it.
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They'll never guess that I,
Queen saturnax of jupiter, sank
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titanic with my bare hands.
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Uh, what are you talking
About?
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[ roars ]
Jill, stop riding a jet ski
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In my pool!
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Don't yell at me!
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I'm your sister!
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What are you talkin' --
What the hell is going on?
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You're jack, but you're also
Jill because the real jill died
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When she was 8 years old!
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No! That's not true!
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Why does jill look exactly
Like you?!
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No!
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[ babbling ]
Ha ha! Teacher's pet.
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[ barking ]
Hi. We're aberzombie & fitch,
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The world's first -- and best --
Zombie improv group.
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Now, to start, we need someone
To suggest a thing.
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Brains!
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Uh, could we get something
Other than brains?
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Hey, guys!
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We're the characters from the tv
Show "Schoolhouse rock!"
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20 years ago, we taught kids
Basic grammar and math with
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Music, but those kids grew into
Illiterate adults.
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So, we're back with new
Songs since nobody seems to
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Remember the shit we tried to
Teach 20 years ago.
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Remember me?
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I sang "Conjunction junction."
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Let's talk about one way your
Grammar doesn't function.
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♪ apostrophes are really fun
♪ they mean something is owned
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By him or her ♪
Like michael's marker or
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Stephanie's pretty dress.
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Remember that?
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It's really easy.
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So, when you're a waitress at
A local diner and you write
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"Lunch special's" with an
Apostrophe...
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All: take five fucking
Seconds to remember basic
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Grammar, you moronic piece of
Shit.
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Ow.
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Remember me?
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I taught you about numbers in
The song "My hero, zero," yet
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Basic math escapes you.
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♪ plus, minus, times, divide
♪ just have one shred of pride
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I'm a 6-year-old with
Down syndrome, and I understand.
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♪ so when you're struggling
To split a check and your
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Solution is to go high-tech ♪
All: take five fucking
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Seconds to remember basic math,
You moronic piece of shit.
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Aah!
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Oh!
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Errors like this are so
Commonplace.
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It's probably the downfall of
The human race!
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All: ♪ so take five seconds
To remember basic lessons, you
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Moronic piece of shit ♪
Because they're really
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Simple.
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You have got to be fucking
Kidding me.
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[ smooches ]
Oh, she was alive?!
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I want my money back, guys!
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[ sighs ] Is the word "Oink"
Again?
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[ snorts ]
I really need to make some
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Real friends.
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Hey, elroy.
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How was your field trip?
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Great, dad.
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We studied an abandoned ship and
Found a bunch of these.
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Well! A foreboding alien egg!
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Let's burn it until there's
Nothing left but ashes.
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Anyone who doesn't do exactly
That is the lowest form of fool.
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Aw, dad, can't I keep it?
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Well, for the sake of
Entertainment, yeah, sure.
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[ growling ]
Reorge! Rad ralien! Rad ralien!
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Yeah, astro, he is a pretty
Rad alien.
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Ro! Ranger! Ranger!
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Ranger's a great name.
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Good idea, boy.
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Ro! Ro! Ro!
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Settle down!
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Go sniff another dog's butt
Or something.
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Rassrole.
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Now, judy, your father and I
Are worried about how little you
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Eat, so today you're having an
Entire breakfast pill, young
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Lady.
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Ranger slept on my face all
Night, and when I woke up, he
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Was dead!
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It makes me so sad, I feel like
My heart is gonna rip out of
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My --
Ggggrrrhhh!
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Wow! You really are sad!
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Stop him, george!
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Looks like we need a strong
Female role model to handle this
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Problem.
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You might want to stable that
High horse, jane.
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I'm getting some mixed signals
Here.
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Aw, dang it.
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[ roars ]
It must have had an
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Inexplicably short growth span!
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On the bright side, it sure
Does move this story forward at
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A snappy pace.
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Hurry up!
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I've only got three whacks left!
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[ screaming ]
Tall, dark, and mysterious?
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Oh, what a dreamboat!
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Get away from her, you bitch!
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[ roars ]
[ screams ]
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Phew. It's over.
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Reah. Rhew!
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Rrraaarrrrggghh!
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You know that's scary exactly
Once.
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[ panting, grunting ]
Happy arbor day, susan.
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Oh, no. Here comes bow tie.
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[ as steve urkel ] Did I do
That?
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"And then
Little red riding hood and her
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Grandmother lived happily ever
After.
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The end."
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[ yawns ]
What a great story!
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[ yawns ]
Ugh!
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Why is our uncle such a nerd?
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Let's put his hand in warm water
And make him pee his pants.
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Or we could cut out the
Middleman and just pee on him!
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Oh, a forest. Neat!
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I bet I'm little red riding hood
Just like in the story!
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Wait a minute!
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Oh, my gosh! This is way better!
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♪ la la la la
♪ on my way
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♪ granny's house
It's her!
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Little red riding hood!
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I'll get to grandmother's house
First, just like in the story!
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Fairy-tale home invasion, bitch!
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[ laughs ]
Where the fuck am I going?
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Thanks, mr. Squirrel!
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Say, how does a squirrel afford
An ipad?
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[ chittering ]
The forest creatures sold
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Their drilling rights?
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Wow.
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[ up-tempo dance music plays ]
Wow!
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[ doorbell rings ]
Ooh, this is a pretty piss-poor
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Disguise.
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She's never gonna believe I'm
Her granddaughter.
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A wolf?
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I ordered a teenage girl.
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Oh, well. Get in here.
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Um, so, okay.
00:08:07.486 --> 00:08:09.889 line:79% position:10% size:78% align:start
If you just hide in the closet,
Then we can --
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No, no.
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I don't have time for any role
Play.
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I have drinks with the girls at
6:00.
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Let's just do this.
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Oh, my gosh.
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You look like a mole rat
Sculpted out of a leather shoe!
00:08:20.433 --> 00:08:23.302 line:79% position:48% size:73%
Your pillow talk leaves a lot
To be desired.
00:08:23.369 --> 00:08:25.671 line:79% position:10% size:75% align:start
Now, shut up and get in there,
Wolf!
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Aah!
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Hello? Granny?
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It's red, from beau soleil.
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[ sobbing ] I want my
Virginity back.
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[ thunder crashes ]
Ew.
00:08:37.950 --> 00:08:40.653 line:79% position:13% size:73% align:start
Does that rain look yellow to
Anybody else?
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Oh! Uh!
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Oh, you little scamps.
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You did the "Bowl of warm water"
Trick on me.
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Uh, yep. We sure did.
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Uh, where's the bowl?
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Gee, let me guess.
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Is the word "Oink"?
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[ squeals ]
The word was "Farm,"
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Motherfucker!
[ squealing ]
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Hey, glad you could make the
Dress rehearsal.
00:09:02.909 --> 00:09:04.143 line:85% position:43% size:60%
Well, it better be good.
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Another debacle like
"Spider-man: turn off the dark"
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And we're ruined!
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Well, I know you're gonna
Love "Avengers...Musictacular
00:09:09.916 --> 00:09:10.683 line:85% position:33% size:43%
Tap-stravaganza."
00:09:10.750 --> 00:09:11.851 line:85% position:43% size:58%
Wait. It's called what?
00:09:11.918 --> 00:09:15.621 line:79% position:48% size:75%
You say this super-soldier
Serum will make him run, jump,
00:09:15.688 --> 00:09:18.291 line:79% position:25% size:28%
Fight --
♪ and dance
00:09:23.663 --> 00:09:26.232 line:79% position:50% size:68%
I've never seen anyone hoof
It like that!
00:09:26.299 --> 00:09:30.636 line:85% position:50% size:70%
He's hoofin' it for america!
00:09:30.703 --> 00:09:35.374 line:79% position:43% size:65%
♪ they say only fools ever
Dance in the rain ♪
00:09:35.441 --> 00:09:39.612 line:79% position:38% size:55%
♪ but thor-tunately...
♪ you're with with the
00:09:39.679 --> 00:09:43.249 line:79% position:10% size:58% align:start
Thunder go-o-o-o-d ♪
♪ I'm not a blunder god
00:09:43.316 --> 00:09:45.584 line:79% position:13% size:75% align:start
[ thunder crashes ]
♪ come home and slumber, broad
00:09:45.651 --> 00:09:52.959 line:79% position:45% size:63%
♪ render us asunder, god
♪ I spin a web of fantasy
00:09:53.025 --> 00:09:55.261 line:79% position:10% size:68% align:start
♪ through tight dresses and
Whispered talk ♪
00:09:55.328 --> 00:09:59.999 line:79% position:10% size:80% align:start
♪ but my web isn't strong enough
To catch myself ♪
00:10:00.066 --> 00:10:03.536 line:79% position:50% size:68%
♪ a hawk
♪ I soared above the people
00:10:03.602 --> 00:10:05.972 line:79% position:10% size:63% align:start
♪ my arrows pierced their
Bones ♪
00:10:06.038 --> 00:10:11.911 line:79% position:10% size:80% align:start
♪ but the only arrow I won't use
Is the one that cupid owns ♪
00:10:11.978 --> 00:10:14.947 line:79% position:50% size:68%
You know, in south america,
They have spiders that eat
00:10:15.014 --> 00:10:17.416 line:85% position:18% size:15%
Birds.
00:10:17.483 --> 00:10:19.485 line:79% position:28% size:33%
♪ I shall win
♪ I shall win
00:10:19.552 --> 00:10:22.521 line:79% position:40% size:60%
♪ then you're gonna sulk
♪ no, you won't
00:10:22.588 --> 00:10:29.228 line:79% position:13% size:75% align:start
♪ no, you won't
♪ 'cause we have a hu-u-u-u-lk
00:10:29.295 --> 00:10:30.830 line:79% position:33% size:45%
♪ they have a hulk
♪ they have a hulk
00:10:30.896 --> 00:10:33.933 line:79% position:10% size:45% align:start
♪ did you hear?
♪ they have a hulk
00:10:34.000 --> 00:10:37.570 line:79% position:10% size:70% align:start
♪ one hulk to beat an army
♪ one hulk to smash them all
00:10:37.636 --> 00:10:40.840 line:79% position:13% size:63% align:start
[ screams ]
Uh, we're insured, right?
00:10:40.906 --> 00:10:42.208 line:85% position:35% size:45%
Yes, soup to nuts.
00:10:42.274 --> 00:10:43.676 line:85% position:38% size:50%
I need an ambulance!
00:10:43.743 --> 00:10:45.011 line:85% position:35% size:45%
Somebody call 911!
00:10:45.077 --> 00:10:48.714 line:85% position:50% size:73%
I can't feel my fucking legs!
00:10:48.914 --> 00:10:51.250 line:15% position:35% size:48%
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk
00:10:51.317 --> 00:10:53.386 line:15% position:10% size:78% align:start
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
Bawk bawk ♪
00:10:53.452 --> 00:10:55.521 line:15% position:35% size:48%
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk
00:10:55.588 --> 00:10:57.690 line:15% position:10% size:78% align:start
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
Bawk bawk ♪
00:10:57.757 --> 00:10:59.825 line:15% position:35% size:48%
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk
00:10:59.892 --> 00:11:02.028 line:15% position:10% size:78% align:start
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
Bawk bawk ♪
00:11:02.094 --> 00:11:03.963 line:15% position:28% size:35%
Ba-gawk! Bawk.
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