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[ thunder crashes ]
[ laughs evilly ]
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[ sawing ]
[ electricity crackles ]
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It's alive!
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[ thunder crashes ]
[ laughs evilly ]
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[ smooch! ]
[ laughs evilly ]
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So, what's my surprise,
Fellas?
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I can't wait.
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Oh shit.
Aw, this is gonna be a great
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Sandwich.
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Not yet.
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Aw, yeah.
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Which way to the free ipads?
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Ah shit.
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You just fucked with the
Wrong jew.
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Aw, yeah.
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Pescetarian, baby.
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What?
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You don't know what that means?
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Well, let me drop some truth on
Your ass right now.
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[ rapping ] ♪ the vegetarian
Lifestyle is healthy as
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Fuck ♪
♪ to my four-legged homeys
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♪ no reason to duck
♪ but you finned fuckers got
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This emcee gunnin' ♪
♪ meat is murder
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♪ but them fish had it comin'
♪ omega-3 fatty acids run deep
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♪ but don't sleep
♪ the price you pay is too
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Steep ♪
♪ I never seen a fish who ain't
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A punk-ass bitch ♪
♪ high mercury
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♪ killin' my brothers and
Shit ♪
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♪ got a hot yacht
♪ that's the stone-cold killer
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♪ make these fish lie still as
Ben stiller ♪
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Hey!
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♪ harpoons in the front
♪ harpoons in the back
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♪ man, that fucking fish mama
♪ she's dressed in black
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♪ every chicken of the sea gonna
Need an escape pod ♪
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♪ watch me turn cape cod into
Rape cod ♪
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♪ my dick, your mouth
♪ gonna make a fine pairing
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Psych!
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♪ that was a fucking red
Herring ♪
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♪ pop, pop, pop
♪ call me your pop, pop, pop
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Pescetarian.
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♪ pop, pop, pop
Steve jobs nigga
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♪ pop, pop, pop
Pescetarian.
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♪ pop, pop, pop
Duchovny.
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♪ pop, pop, pop
Fried fish nigga.
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♪ pop, pop, pop
[ coughing ]
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Fucking fish bone nigga
You okay, man?
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Uh, doc, are you sure this is
Absolutely necessary?
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No.
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I'm sticking my finger up a
Grown man's ass on a
Fucking hunch.
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You forgot the sword of
Omens?
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I'm a cat, panthro.
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I get distracted easily.
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I'm a cat, too, but you don't
See me losing focus every
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Time --
[ bird squawks ]
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Bird! Bird! Bird! Bird!
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All right, let's do this.
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Sword of omens, come to my hand.
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[ gasps ]
Run!
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Hurry up, you stupid sword.
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[ panting ]
Wilykit!
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Geez, it's heavy.
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No!
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Floor it, panthro!
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Finally.
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Wait, there's blood on it.
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Obviously, someone doesn't know
How to respect my nice things.
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Where is my mother?
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I don't know how to tell you
This.
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I'm afraid your mother is a
Zombie!
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Oh, no!
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Oh, yes!
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She just sits in front of those
Soap operas all day!
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So, she's not a real zombie?
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No.
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I used the word in the
Figurative sense.
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Well, that is a relief.
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This week's "Scary movie for
People with heart conditions"
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Will be right back.
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Approved by the
American heart association.
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Maybe it's time to stop,
William.
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No, I can get this.
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I can get this.
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Come on, travis.
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Let's have sex on my roommate's
Bed.
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Oh, man, you're so dirty.
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I'm gonna get...
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Oh! Right there.
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Oh, it's almost as good as...
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, man.
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We're totally having sex!
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Yeah, this is the best!
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Oh, sex feels so good!
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No, no, no, don't stop!
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Oh, right there!
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[ both scream ]
♪ do do do do
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♪ do do do do do do
♪ do do do do
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♪ do do do do do do
♪ friends forever
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♪ jason plus michael
♪ equals best friends forever
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♪ palling around like two
Buddies do ♪
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[ both scream ]
♪ killing slutty girls
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♪ putting pictures in
Scrapbooks ♪
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♪ sharing adventures
♪ having a good time
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Whoo!
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♪ dismembering bodies
♪ and eating some cookies
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Yum!
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♪ talking about crushes and
Then killing those crushes ♪
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♪ jason voorhees and
Michael myers ♪
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♪ best friends
♪ forever
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Die! Die! Die!
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[ crying ]
♪ do do do do
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♪ do do do do do do
You act like you don't have
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Feeling, but I bet deep down you
Want to care, don't you?
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Tell me you want to care.
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Tell me.
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Tell me you want to care.
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Oh, yeah! That's it!
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Oh!
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Oh! Oh! Oh!
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You need a credit-card number?
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Okay. It's 438 --
Have you ever seen a kitten
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Sneeze?
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[ laughs ] It's very cute.
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Don't blink, or you might miss
It.
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Any second now, that kitten is
Going --
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[ roars ]
The "Scary movie for people
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With heart conditions" was a lie
From the very start!
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Good luck calling 911 with your
Heart completely stopped, you
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Dumb assholes!
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Cull the wheat from the chaff!
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You never know when the mood
For bear sex will strike.
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But when it does, be ready with
Bear-alis, the roofie formulated
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Specially for bears.
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Bear-alis is the only animal
Tranquilizer pill proven to work
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Fast and last a long time so you
Can fuck that bear right
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Away.
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And then, after you've had time
To re-boner, go for the deuce.
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Ask your doctor about bear-alis.
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You never know when the mood for
Bear sex will strike.
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When it does, be ready with
Bear-alis brand roofies for
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Bears.
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If you tell anyone, I will
Fucking kill you.
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So, goofy, did your parents
Take it okay when you told them
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You and clarabelle are together?
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Well, of course, minnie.
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Why wouldn't they?
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Because she's a cow and
You're a dog!
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It's u-- it's unnatural!
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Someone finally said it!
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But, gawrsh, guys.
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T-there isn't anybody like me
Out there.
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Well, there's pluto.
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I'm gonna pretend I didn't
Hear that.
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I move we vote to ban
Mixed-species couples from the
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Mickey mouse clubhouse.
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Do I have a second?
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I second!
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No! You can't legislate love!
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Oh, really?
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Two confirmed bachelors who've
Cohabitated their entire lives
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Have liberal social ethics?
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[ laughing ] Shocker.
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We're brothers.
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We're cousins.
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[ chuckles ]
Get your story straight, fellas.
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Just a reminder -- I'm
Actually human under all this,
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So belle and I are cool, right,
Guys?
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Guys?
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[ gavel bangs ]
All right, enough, enough.
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All in favor?
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[ all shout "Aye" ]
The motion passes.
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Everyone, please stop
Fighting!
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I, walt disney, created you to
Spread happiness, not bigotry.
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He sho did.
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Just look at me -- uncle remus.
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You tells them, massa disney.
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Well, I guess it's back to
The grave.
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Disney out.
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[ all gasp ]
10 years have passed since
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The third world war.
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The most valuable resources in
This terrible new world -- food,
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Water, gasoline.
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But for those forgotten holidays
Struggling to survive, the most
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Valuable resource is children!
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[ gasps ]
Daddy, it's a turkey on a
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Motorcycle!
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Be quiet!
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Keep your heads down!
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[ tires screeching ]
That man's suit looks like
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The flag we burned for warmth!
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It looks so fun!
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Daddy! Daddy, can we stop?
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Be quiet! Don't look at them!
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How much for the little
Girl?!
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[ tires screech ]
[ gobbling ]
00:08:37.183 --> 00:08:40.186 line:79% position:48% size:73%
How about a little fireworks,
Scarecrows?!
00:08:40.253 --> 00:08:42.255 line:85% position:43% size:63%
[ sighs ] That was awful.
00:08:46.926 --> 00:08:47.393 line:85% position:23% size:20%
Oh, boy!
00:08:47.460 --> 00:08:48.928 line:85% position:38% size:50%
Again! Again! Again!
00:08:48.995 --> 00:08:50.029 line:85% position:23% size:18%
Idiots!
00:08:50.096 --> 00:08:52.131 line:85% position:40% size:58%
We raised three idiots!
00:08:52.198 --> 00:08:54.133 line:85% position:38% size:48%
My sack is so full.
00:08:54.200 --> 00:08:57.770 line:79% position:10% size:75% align:start
Would you care to slurp up its
Contents?
00:08:57.837 --> 00:08:59.805 line:85% position:28% size:28%
Yay! Candy!
00:08:59.872 --> 00:09:04.176 line:79% position:13% size:43% align:start
[ laughs evilly ]
[ screams ]
00:09:04.243 --> 00:09:07.246 line:79% position:10% size:78% align:start
Now, you know I couldn't let
That cactus put a prick in you,
00:09:07.313 --> 00:09:07.880 line:85% position:15% size:10%
Kid!
00:09:07.947 --> 00:09:09.382 line:85% position:33% size:38%
That's his job.
00:09:09.448 --> 00:09:11.918 line:85% position:45% size:63%
Geez. That guy is creepy.
00:09:11.984 --> 00:09:13.119 line:85% position:23% size:20%
Hang on!
00:09:13.185 --> 00:09:26.532 line:79% position:40% size:60%
[ tires screech ]
Hey, where is arbor day?
00:09:26.599 --> 00:09:27.566 line:85% position:20% size:13%
Gaah!
00:09:27.633 --> 00:09:29.402 line:85% position:50% size:73%
I've had enough of this shit.
00:09:36.042 --> 00:09:38.945 line:79% position:13% size:48% align:start
I think we made it.
Dear?
00:09:39.011 --> 00:09:41.480 line:85% position:40% size:58%
What the hell is that?!
00:09:41.547 --> 00:09:44.216 line:85% position:28% size:28%
Ho! Ho! Ho!
00:09:47.086 --> 00:09:48.521 line:79% position:38% size:53%
[ engine turns over ]
Honey?
00:09:48.587 --> 00:09:49.755 line:85% position:45% size:63%
Dad, what are you doing?!
00:09:49.822 --> 00:09:51.757 line:79% position:43% size:63%
I'm gonna spread a little
Christmas cheer.
00:09:51.824 --> 00:09:54.060 line:85% position:45% size:70%
All over the fucking desert.
00:09:54.126 --> 00:09:58.764 line:85% position:18% size:13%
Yaah!
00:09:58.831 --> 00:10:00.700 line:85% position:28% size:28%
He is real!
00:10:00.766 --> 00:10:04.437 line:79% position:10% size:60% align:start
[ gasps ]
I love you, santa claus!
00:10:04.503 --> 00:10:06.906 line:79% position:38% size:53%
It was a feeling that
Santa claus had long
00:10:06.973 --> 00:10:13.179 line:79% position:10% size:65% align:start
Forgotten -- the love of a
Child.
00:10:13.245 --> 00:10:15.781 line:79% position:10% size:75% align:start
They didn't need to kidnap the
Children.
00:10:15.848 --> 00:10:18.417 line:79% position:10% size:68% align:start
They just needed a place in
Their hearts.
00:10:18.484 --> 00:10:23.823 line:85% position:28% size:28%
Ho! Ho! Ho!
00:10:23.889 --> 00:10:28.861 line:79% position:50% size:78%
The lesson from this tale of
Woe -- always keep the holidays
00:10:28.928 --> 00:10:30.596 line:85% position:35% size:50%
Alive in your heart.
00:10:30.663 --> 00:10:35.201 line:79% position:45% size:70%
Or just remember that turkey
Riding a motorcycle, because
00:10:35.267 --> 00:10:38.137 line:85% position:48% size:73%
That was pretty fucking cool.
00:10:38.204 --> 00:10:40.539 line:10% position:35% size:48%
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk
00:10:40.606 --> 00:10:42.675 line:10% position:10% size:78% align:start
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
Bawk bawk ♪
00:10:42.742 --> 00:10:44.810 line:10% position:35% size:48%
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk
00:10:44.877 --> 00:10:46.979 line:10% position:10% size:78% align:start
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
Bawk bawk ♪
00:10:47.046 --> 00:10:49.115 line:10% position:35% size:48%
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk
00:10:49.181 --> 00:10:51.317 line:10% position:10% size:78% align:start
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
Bawk bawk ♪
00:10:51.384 --> 00:10:53.386 line:10% position:28% size:35%
Ba-gawk! Bawk.
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