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[ thunder crashes ]
[ laughs evilly ]
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[ sawing ]
[ electricity crackles ]
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It's alive!
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[ thunder crashes ]
[ laughs evilly ]
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[ smooch! ]
[ laughs evilly ]
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[ banging ]
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You know, lois, krypto might
Need a little snip-snip.
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[ whines ]
Sorry, old buddy.
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Got to do it.
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It's for your own good, krypto!
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It'll reduce the probability of
Perianal adenomas!
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That's ass cancer!
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Sit! Sit!
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[ grunting ]
Oww! Let go of my --
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Those balls are coming off
Whether you like it or not!
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Gonna assume you don't like it.
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There now.
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That wasn't so bad, was it?
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[ zapping ]
[ screams ]
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[ whines ]
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Can I take your order, please?
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Yeah. Can I get a what-what?
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What-what!
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Man, I'm thirsty.
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[ chuckles ]
Watch this.
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Hey, kool-aid!
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Just give it a second.
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Yeah.
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Your imagination is a pretty
Piss-poor solution to my thirst,
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And the kitchen is literally
10 feet away, so...
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You're just like my real dad,
Kool-aid.
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You never show up.
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[ spanish music playing ]
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Dora! Dora!
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Wha-a-a-a-at?!
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It's almost time for your
Quinceañera!
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I need you to run to the store!
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[ sighs loudly ]
Fine!
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Soda, cookies, horchata...
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Barf!
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[ sweetly ] Help me out!
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Which beer has the highest
Alcohol by volume?
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[ ding! ]
Good choice!
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Uh, dora, you're not old
Enough to buy that.
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No shit dora, please, no!
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It's wrong!
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[ chokes ]
Now let's complete this
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Transaction!
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Hey! Stop that kid!
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I need your help again!
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I need everybody to shout,
"Where my motherfucking map
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At?"
[ ding! ]
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Aw, yeah!
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Map, show me where to find my
Friend marcus!
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He's always holding.
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I, uh --
I don't know, dora.
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[ screaming, crying ]
Okay, okay!
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He's at the park on 12th, under
The jungle gym!
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He said he might have some
"X," too.
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You can call me
Dora the x-plorer!
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[ slurring ] Hey!
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I need your help!
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Paulo or maria?
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[ ding! ]
No argument here!
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[ all gasp ]
[ camera shutters clicking ]
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[ laughs ]
Just call me the virginity
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Swiper.
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Swiper, no swiping!
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Swiper, no swiping!
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You're too late!
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Oh, man!
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I wish boots was here to see
Our little girl become a woman!
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Monkeys are cute when they're
Little.
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But boots got big.
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Oh, hello, boots!
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[ growls, screeches ]
Get away!
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My god!
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[ gunshot ]
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Oh, my god!
Dora's on the roof!
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I bet I can fly.
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Do you think I can fly?
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I've never been able to hear
You!!
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It's the show's big lie!!
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Whoo-hoo!
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[ all gasp ]
Aah, she missed the pool.
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Bass with a bass.
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Bass with a bass.
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Bass -- bass with a bass.
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[ creak ]
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[ echoing moans ]
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[ ragtime music playing ]
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[ clarinet plays ]
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[ laughs ]
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That ghost is awesome, dude!
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Play it again!
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So, you're a shirt tale.
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That must be fun.
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Yeah, it's pretty great.
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[ beep ]
And what do you do again?
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Oh, uh, I'm the I.T. Manager
For a furniture supply company.
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We make those things you put on
Table legs so they don't scratch
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The floor.
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Wow, that is really
Interesting.
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[ beep ]
Uh, are you having a good
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Time?
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Yeah! Totally!
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[ beep ]
Can I get you two anything
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Else?
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Oh, um, do you want dessert?
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Ah, no. Nothing, thanks.
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[ beep ]
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I didn't kill my wife!
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I don't care!
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And there's the jump!
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Strong take off.
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He moves from the classic
Forward approach and hurdle
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To the open pike position.
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There's the tuck, the twist,
And...A fairly clean entry,
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Despite the roaring waterfall.
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Let's check with the judges.
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Dr. Richard kimble takes home
A score of 27.
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He's got to be happy about
That.
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But we remind viewers he
Probably killed his wife, and
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If you have any information on
His whereabouts, please call
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The police.
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I am cornholio.
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I need teepee for my bunghole.
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Get the fuck out of here,
Running joke.
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Man, I'm thirsty.
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Watch this.
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Hey, kool-aid!
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[ door opens ]
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Hey, kids! I'm silk!
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I'm just like milk, except
Soy-based, to prevent nasty
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Lactose diarrhea!
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Oh, hey, silk!
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I'd love a tall, cool glass
Of get the fuck out of here!
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B-but --
Leave!
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But --
Go!
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But I --
Split!
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Aw!
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[ groaning ]
Oh, come on!
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I'm sorry!
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We can still cuddle, right?
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Ready!
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Aim!
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Fire!
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[ boom ]
[ gurgling ] Ready!
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Aim!
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Fire!
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[ boom ]
Let's never do that again!
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Plot a course for "Get us
The fuck out of here."
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There once was a bird with a
Very happy life.
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He had a nice nest, a nice car,
Hot wife.
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But one day he gave his bedroom
Door a push, to see a bird in
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Her hand and two in the bush.
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The next day at his job as a
Bird on "The wire," he showed up
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Too late, and his boss said,
"You're fired!"
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On his drive home, on the radio
Feed...
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The fat pigs on wall street
Have all the seed!
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And on the tv, more menacing
Words.
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This land's for the pigs, not
For the birds.
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His nest repossessed, to his
Family, a stranger, he felt a
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New feeling.
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Could this be...Anger?
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He found other birds with
Ruffled up feathers, and said,
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"If you're mad as hell, then
Let's flock together!"
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They loaded him into a gigantic
Sling aimed at the palace of the
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Evil pig king.
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He sailed towards the tyrants,
Blocking the sun!
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The bird revolution had finally
Begun!
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[ squawks ]
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Aw, dang it.
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[ slurping ]
Yeah.
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[ grunting ]
[ crackling, muffled yelp ]
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Oh.
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Oh, man.
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[ laughs ]
That's hilarious!
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Hey, did you ever see
"A christmas story"?
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[ muffled, indistinct
Speaking ]
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Oh, man!
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The water main broke!
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This wet t-shirt contest is
Canceled!
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Not so fast!
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Hey, kool-aid!
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Oh, yeah!
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You kids made a responsible,
Non-alcoholic choice!
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Hey! Hey!
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What are you doing?!
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Oh fuck!
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Kool-aid stains, you dumb mother
Fuckers!
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This is my grandmother's
T-shirt!
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Thomas the tank engine was
Huffing and puffing, when
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Suddenly --
Bust my buffers!
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This isn't the way to the
Whistling woods!
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No, it ain't, pal!
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Unless the mayor of sodor gives
Me 100 million bucks, we're
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Gonna drive this dynamite right
Into knapford station!
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Uh, we've got a problem.
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Get me sir topham hatt.
201
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And you...
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[ giggles ]
You come back later.
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You know my schedule, dear.
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Okay, people.
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This is what we trained for.
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[ laughs ]
So immature.
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Can we all just stay on track?
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[ laughs ]
Let's just get this bastard!
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[ train whistle blows ]
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Move, move, move!
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[ train whistle blows ]
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Hello, percy!
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Hello, thomas!
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Wonderful weather for a
Hijacking, isn't it?
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Shut your steam hole and get
Closer!
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I love being really useful!
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You'll never take me alive,
Sir topham hatt!
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[ screams ]
Missed me!
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[ screams ]
Your blows are harmless!
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My internal organs!
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[ screams ]
Just finish me, you pussies!
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[ engine revs ]
Conductor to skywolf.
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Request pickup.
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Copy that. I'm on my way.
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Harold the helicopter?
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You're a part of this?
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That's right.
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I'm tired of taking a back seat
To a bunch of steam trains.
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I can fucking fly!
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So long, topham!
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[ cackles ]
Aah!
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What cruel god would give a
Train a face?!
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Pump those pistons, you
Steam-powered son of a bitch!
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Topham! Help me!
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I'll turn myself in, I swear.
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Just pull me up!
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End of the line, fuckhead.
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[ screams ]
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Thank you, everyone!
Knapford station is safe!
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You're quite welcome, mayor!
241
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And how did you dispose of
The dynamite?
242
00:10:19,885 --> 00:10:21,687
Uhhhh...
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Whew!
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I've got a lot of work to do!
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Toot-toot!
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♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk
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♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
Bawk bawk ♪
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♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk
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♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
Bawk bawk ♪
250
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♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk
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♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
Bawk bawk ♪
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Ba-gawk! Bawk.
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