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X-timestamp-map=local:00:00:00.000,mpegts:9000
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[ thunder crashes ]
[ laughs evilly ]
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[ sawing ]
[ electricity crackles ]
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It's alive!
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[ thunder crashes ]
[ laughs evilly ]
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[ smooch! ]
[ laughs evilly ]
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Prime, we have to get these
People to a hospital now.
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Put them in my trailer.
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Prime?
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Wait, it should be here.
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[ pager buzzing ]
Is that your pager?
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What's going on?
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Ugh, it's this guy I hook up
With sometimes.
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Whenever he calls, he thinks I
Have to drop whatever I'm doing
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And run to him.
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Well, not this time.
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Mm.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, grab my axle.
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Yeah, open my cargo door.
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Yeah.
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Mm.
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Trailer!
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Why do I even pay for that pager
If she's not going to use it?
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Oh, my gosh.
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This is so crazy.
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This is gonna be -- oh,
Shh. Shh. Shh.
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Hey, what are you --
Get off my lawn!
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[ laughs ]
Suck it, apache chief!
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[ tires screech ]
[ grunts ]
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Well, guess this is
Happening.
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Inuk chuk!
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[ grunts ]
[ splat! ]
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Ahh...
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[ suspenseful music plays ]
We're just not ready to go
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Into production.
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We need more tests.
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Guys, guys, we're not
Re-inventing the wheel here.
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We're not?
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Well, then, what the hell did I
Do this for?
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Dad, do you ever get that
Not-so-fresh feeling?
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You mean from the collection
Of smegma around the head of my
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Uncircumcised penis?
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What the hell? No!
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Well, it's natural, son.
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Smegma's the build-up of fatty
Deposits given off by skin
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Cells.
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Oh, dad, stop.
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I'm gonna puke.
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Which congeal around the
Penis glans, like, well...
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Cottage cheese.
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What the fuck is wrong
With you?
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That's why I use "Smeg-away."
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Dad, I meant feeling fresh
And awake in the morning.
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I'm having trouble getting up in
The morning.
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Oh.
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Well, smeg-away is not gonna
Help with that.
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I know!
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You better not tell anyone
About my smelly dick!
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Meet genghis khan, a
Righteous dude from the
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12th century.
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This dude can party
Righteously.
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All in all, genghis khan was
A righteous dude.
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Genghis khan killed
40 million people.
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Uh, I -- okay.
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He's got a sword, and he's
Really good with it, you know,
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Like "Chop chop."
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He rapes thousands of women.
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6% of mongolians are his direct
Descendants because of all the
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Rape.
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Uh, is this, like, gonna
Affect our grade?
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You basically went back in
Time to pound beers with hitler.
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[ audience boos ]
Uh, okay.
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Let's bring out our next guest.
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Dude, dude, unh-unh.
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Oh, those pricks are not
Bumping me.
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This will teach you a lesson
About how much work having a
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Baby really is.
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Hey, look.
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[ splat! ]
And there's your "F."
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Tummi, sit down.
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We're all here to talk about
Your drinking.
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An intervention?
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You got to be kidding.
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We all drink gummiberry juice.
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Only to fight ogres -- not
Whenever we feel like it.
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Look how big your gummibelly has
Gotten.
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L-last week, tummi convinced
Me to juice with him in the
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Middle of the night.
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Ohh.
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He got so hopped up that he
Bounced all over me.
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He popped my berry.
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Why, you son of a bitch!
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Hey, hey, hey, hey.
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I thought we could help you,
Tummi, but you're sick.
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Why?
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Because I want to bang sunni?
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As far as know, none of us are
Related.
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[ all gasp ]
Wait, are we not related?
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Well, we're not technically
Related, but we are like a
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Family.
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What -- what the fuck
Then why haven't we all been
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Boning this entire time?
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Our species is going extinct.
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Get ahold of yourself,
Grammi.
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We're still basically a family.
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And I basically haven't been
Touched in 20 years.
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My cobwebs need dusting.
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Get to it.
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Hya-- oh, wait a minute.
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What did you just say?
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What's that?
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It's look like blue left us
Another clue.
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What is it?
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A shotgun!
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You're right.
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The third clue is a shotgun.
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So, we have a set of teeth, a
Squirrel foaming at the mouth,
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And now a shotgun.
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Hmm.
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I've got it.
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Blue was bitten by a rabid
Squirrel, and now he's begging
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For a mercy killing.
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Hey, there, blue.
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Bark! Bark!
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I've heard your cry for help.
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You boys and girls saw the
Clues, so you know this has
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Nothing to do with rumors that
Blue wants to replace me with
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Some spotlight-stealing son of a
Bitch named joe.
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[ gun cocks ]
[ growls ]
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[ barks ]
[ muttering ]
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Mommy, I have to go to the
Bathroom.
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Number one or number two?
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Number three!
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Oh, he just wants attention.
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Billy, there's no such thing as
Number --
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[ sneezes ]
[ farts ]
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Finally home to my perfect
Suburban paradise.
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[ horn honks ]
Hey, neighbor, beautiful day,
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Huh?
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Ugh! Hi, earl.
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I see you still have your
Satellite dishes up.
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Yeppers.
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Of course, there's no point now
That the cable's in, but they
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Sure look slick, don't they?
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And the propeller -- any idea
When that will come down?
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[ chuckles ]
Like I can just remove a
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Load-bearing propeller?
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Earl, dinner time.
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Billy-boy, that's my cue.
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See you later.
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Argh!
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[ grunting ]
Yeah, yeah, no.
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Ow, you're overthinking.
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Just put the knob in the hollow
End.
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I know. Just --
Oh, forget it.
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Come on.
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Bill, what's got you so
Distracted?
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Nothing.
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Leave me alone.
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Fine.
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I don't know why I work so hard
To keep up this body if you
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Never want to touch me.
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[ groans ]
Okay, love of my life, I'm
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Off to work.
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Bill! What are you doing!
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Your house, earl.
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It's got to go.
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Sir, I repeat.
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Get out of the bulldozer.
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Green brick, red brick,
Yellow brick -- it's all coming
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Down!
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[ gunfire ]
Calm down, everyone.
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It's over now.
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Uh, chief, you should take a
Look at this.
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[ all gasp ]
Oh, my gosh, it's heads --
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People's heads!
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Uh, so, you know...
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[ laughs nervously ]
What...You...
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[ gunfire ]
That's where all the head
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Pieces went?
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I've been trying to find --
Scotty, you idiot!
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What? It looks cool.
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Uh, sir, just so we're clear,
"The angry beavers" is a kids'
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Cartoon.
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Look at this beautiful
Nature.
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Let's all go cross-country
Skiing.
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[ wolf roars ]
Oh, no -- a wolf.
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Put away your skis.
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Wolves -- their main ingredients
Are legs for speed, jaws for
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Killing, and brains to control
The legs and jaws.
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Say, let's get rid of all the
Wolves.
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There's no downside.
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The upside is cross-country
Skiing.
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Save the wolves, man.
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You'd better clarify that
Point, and right now.
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Wolves control the deer
Population.
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If wolves go extinct, deer would
Run amok.
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Deer contain delicious
Steaks.
00:07:23.509 --> 00:07:27.079 line:79% position:48% size:75%
You're saying you prefer fewer
Steaks instead of more steaks?
00:07:27.146 --> 00:07:29.248 line:79% position:40% size:60%
Well, then the deer have
Nowhere to go.
00:07:29.315 --> 00:07:31.384 line:79% position:10% size:70% align:start
They'll be forced into urban
Environments.
00:07:31.450 --> 00:07:34.287 line:79% position:45% size:68%
You're telling me good news
As if it's bad news.
00:07:34.353 --> 00:07:36.455 line:79% position:10% size:75% align:start
The homeless can hunt them for
Food.
00:07:36.522 --> 00:07:39.625 line:79% position:45% size:68%
Are you telling me you want
Armed homeless roaming the
00:07:39.692 --> 00:07:40.259 line:85% position:20% size:20%
Streets?
00:07:40.326 --> 00:07:41.460 line:85% position:15% size:10%
Aah!
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Those homeless people are
Just gonna pawn those weapons so
00:07:43.362 --> 00:07:44.430 line:85% position:35% size:48%
They can buy drugs.
00:07:44.497 --> 00:07:47.500 line:79% position:45% size:70%
That's why one in every 10
Deer will be a golden-ticket
00:07:47.567 --> 00:07:49.669 line:79% position:10% size:70% align:start
Deer, filled with a cache of
Drugs.
00:07:49.735 --> 00:07:53.673 line:79% position:50% size:73%
So, our choice is, either the
Existence of wolves or armed
00:07:53.739 --> 00:07:57.210 line:79% position:10% size:73% align:start
Homeless people hunting
Crack-cocaine-implanted deer?
00:07:57.276 --> 00:07:58.010 line:85% position:15% size:10%
Aah!
00:07:58.077 --> 00:07:59.812 line:79% position:48% size:73%
Sounds like an easy choice to
Me.
00:07:59.879 --> 00:08:02.181 line:79% position:10% size:80% align:start
[ sighs ]
Then again, I'm just an innocent
00:08:02.248 --> 00:08:03.382 line:85% position:38% size:53%
Voice-over announcer.
00:08:03.449 --> 00:08:07.320 line:79% position:13% size:75% align:start
I have no dog in this fight --
No, none whatsoever.
00:08:07.386 --> 00:08:08.254 line:79% position:43% size:63%
[ ding! ]
And for you, scarecrow, a
00:08:12.291 --> 00:08:12.892 line:85% position:18% size:15%
Brain.
00:08:12.959 --> 00:08:14.427 line:85% position:35% size:43%
Devry university?
00:08:14.493 --> 00:08:18.197 line:79% position:43% size:65%
If you want to call me an
Asshole, do it to my face.
00:08:18.264 --> 00:08:19.799 line:85% position:35% size:45%
You're an asshole.
00:08:22.068 --> 00:08:23.269 line:85% position:40% size:53%
Stick around, scotty.
00:08:23.336 --> 00:08:24.637 line:85% position:50% size:73%
I might need to lay down a...
00:08:24.704 --> 00:08:25.471 line:85% position:28% size:35%
Captain's log.
00:08:25.538 --> 00:08:27.373 line:85% position:28% size:28%
Gross, sir.
00:08:27.440 --> 00:08:31.210 line:79% position:10% size:73% align:start
Aah, that's a class-four piss
Hydra from hell.
00:08:31.277 --> 00:08:33.379 line:79% position:50% size:70%
I should...Probably get that
Looked at.
00:08:33.446 --> 00:08:35.615 line:79% position:50% size:65%
You have stage-three space
Herpes, jim.
00:08:35.681 --> 00:08:38.517 line:79% position:48% size:73%
Have you been having sex with
The aliens we've discovered?
00:08:38.584 --> 00:08:40.353 line:79% position:50% size:65%
There wasn't much sleeping
Going on.
00:08:40.419 --> 00:08:40.887 line:85% position:18% size:13%
Wait.
00:08:40.953 --> 00:08:41.721 line:85% position:38% size:55%
You said "Having sex."
00:08:41.787 --> 00:08:43.089 line:79% position:10% size:78% align:start
Too bad -- that would have been
Funny.
00:08:43.155 --> 00:08:43.823 line:85% position:30% size:33%
Damn it, jim.
00:08:43.890 --> 00:08:45.091 line:85% position:50% size:78%
What about the prime directive?
00:08:45.157 --> 00:08:47.460 line:79% position:48% size:75%
Did I forget to tell you
About the prime directive, big
00:08:47.526 --> 00:08:48.261 line:85% position:15% size:10%
Guy?
00:08:48.327 --> 00:08:49.662 line:79% position:10% size:63% align:start
[ laughs ]
Oh, wow, I'm getting some
00:08:49.729 --> 00:08:50.930 line:85% position:50% size:65%
Vibrant colors down there.
00:08:50.997 --> 00:08:53.232 line:79% position:10% size:50% align:start
[ sniffs ]
Ohh, that is...Ripe.
00:08:53.299 --> 00:08:56.836 line:79% position:48% size:75%
You've been spreading a
Virulent std across the entire
00:08:56.903 --> 00:08:57.503 line:85% position:20% size:18%
Galaxy.
00:08:57.570 --> 00:09:01.440 line:85% position:50% size:70%
I...Have a lot to put right.
00:09:01.507 --> 00:09:03.209 line:79% position:10% size:65% align:start
Then again, we live in the
23rd century.
00:09:03.276 --> 00:09:03.943 line:85% position:30% size:38%
Problem solved.
00:09:04.010 --> 00:09:05.211 line:85% position:30% size:33%
Damn it, jim.
00:09:05.278 --> 00:09:08.147 line:79% position:50% size:80%
You've got to notify every alien
You slept with in the past five
00:09:08.214 --> 00:09:08.648 line:85% position:18% size:15%
Years.
00:09:08.714 --> 00:09:09.582 line:85% position:30% size:35%
Captain's log.
00:09:09.649 --> 00:09:11.217 line:79% position:10% size:75% align:start
Stardate -- I'm not talking to
Bones anymore.
00:09:11.284 --> 00:09:13.586 line:85% position:40% size:58%
He's a real...Buzzkill.
00:09:13.653 --> 00:09:15.922 line:79% position:10% size:78% align:start
Relax, it's not like it's space
Aids.
00:09:15.988 --> 00:09:18.624 line:79% position:10% size:80% align:start
Scotty, here are the coordinates
Of every place my wang made
00:09:18.691 --> 00:09:19.325 line:85% position:20% size:20%
Contact.
00:09:19.392 --> 00:09:20.860 line:79% position:33% size:45%
[ gasps ]
Me mother's house?
00:09:20.927 --> 00:09:23.429 line:79% position:43% size:65%
I wouldn't kiss her on the
Mouth from now on.
00:09:23.496 --> 00:09:25.031 line:85% position:25% size:30%
Or the butt.
00:09:25.097 --> 00:09:26.866 line:79% position:48% size:73%
You want to slide those knobs
There, or you want me to keep
00:09:26.933 --> 00:09:28.634 line:85% position:18% size:15%
Going?
00:09:28.701 --> 00:09:32.438 line:79% position:10% size:78% align:start
So, the chances are slim, but
I'd get tested just to be safe.
00:09:32.505 --> 00:09:33.639 line:85% position:35% size:43%
I'm just a slave.
00:09:33.706 --> 00:09:36.275 line:79% position:10% size:78% align:start
The fact that you took the time
To tell me really touches my
00:09:36.342 --> 00:09:36.976 line:85% position:18% size:15%
Heart.
00:09:37.043 --> 00:09:39.845 line:85% position:50% size:73%
Just like you...Touched mine.
00:09:39.912 --> 00:09:40.980 line:85% position:35% size:45%
Hey, I heard that.
00:09:41.047 --> 00:09:42.415 line:85% position:50% size:70%
Chuck, this one's got a bug.
00:09:42.481 --> 00:09:43.916 line:85% position:48% size:73%
Throw her in the incinerator.
00:09:43.983 --> 00:09:47.753 line:79% position:50% size:78%
So, remember that...Game I
Taught you -- the...Naked game?
00:09:47.820 --> 00:09:50.122 line:85% position:45% size:65%
You never told me who won.
00:09:50.189 --> 00:09:52.625 line:85% position:30% size:33%
We both lost.
00:09:52.692 --> 00:09:53.926 line:85% position:30% size:40%
Hello, the gorn.
00:09:53.993 --> 00:09:57.029 line:79% position:10% size:80% align:start
I know we promised never to talk
About our epic battle and how
00:09:57.096 --> 00:10:00.066 line:79% position:10% size:78% align:start
Our hands, clenched in anger,
Found themselves intertwined in
00:10:00.132 --> 00:10:03.436 line:79% position:10% size:78% align:start
Passion, but I might have given
You...Herpes.
00:10:03.502 --> 00:10:11.477 line:79% position:13% size:25% align:start
No shit
[ grunts ]
00:10:11.544 --> 00:10:13.879 line:79% position:10% size:25% align:start
[ grunts ]
Oh. Oh.
00:10:13.946 --> 00:10:14.647 line:85% position:20% size:18%
Really.
00:10:14.714 --> 00:10:15.781 line:85% position:18% size:13%
Yeah.
00:10:15.848 --> 00:10:16.615 line:85% position:30% size:33%
Damn it, jim.
00:10:16.682 --> 00:10:17.717 line:85% position:38% size:55%
Keep it in your pants.
00:10:17.783 --> 00:10:19.618 line:79% position:50% size:68%
Bones, you're a doctor, not
My mom.
00:10:19.685 --> 00:10:21.854 line:79% position:10% size:78% align:start
Everyone's been notified, so no
Harm, no foul.
00:10:21.921 --> 00:10:23.956 line:79% position:45% size:70%
Scotty's parents are getting
A divorce.
00:10:24.023 --> 00:10:26.926 line:79% position:50% size:78%
Yes, it's all tied up in a
Nice little bow, except for one
00:10:26.993 --> 00:10:27.560 line:85% position:18% size:15%
Thing.
00:10:27.626 --> 00:10:30.396 line:85% position:45% size:70%
Who gave the herpes...To me?
00:10:30.463 --> 00:10:31.197 line:85% position:25% size:23%
Hey, man.
00:10:31.263 --> 00:10:32.832 line:85% position:30% size:38%
We got to talk.
00:10:33.032 --> 00:10:35.034 line:15% position:35% size:48%
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk
00:10:35.101 --> 00:10:37.169 line:15% position:10% size:78% align:start
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
Bawk bawk ♪
00:10:37.236 --> 00:10:39.305 line:15% position:35% size:48%
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk
00:10:39.372 --> 00:10:41.474 line:15% position:10% size:78% align:start
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
Bawk bawk ♪
00:10:41.540 --> 00:10:43.609 line:15% position:35% size:48%
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk
00:10:43.676 --> 00:10:45.811 line:15% position:10% size:78% align:start
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
Bawk bawk ♪
00:10:45.878 --> 00:10:47.747 line:15% position:28% size:35%
Ba-gawk! Bawk.
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