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[ thunder crashes ]
[ laughs evilly ]
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[ sawing ]
[ electricity crackles ]
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It's alive!
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[ thunder crashes ]
[ laughs evilly ]
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[ smooch! ]
[ laughs evilly ]
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♪ alvin is the cool-munk
♪ he really loves to rock
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♪ together we're the chipmunks
♪ I jerk off in dave's
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So-o-o-ck ♪
Alvin!
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[ screaming ]
This is my jam.
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I swear to god, I'm gonna get
Backstage and blow one of those
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Chipmunks!
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What did you just say?
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Yeah! At least one of them.
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Hopefully all of them.
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But they don't have penises,
Traci.
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They're animatronic.
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Kendra, they're not
Animatronic.
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I think I heard they're mutants.
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They're regular chipmunks that
Got radiated.
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Don't care. Blowing one!
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Whoo!
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Wow.
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One, two, three, four.
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[ knock on door ]
Mr. Seville, I'm new here, so
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I wanted to double-check.
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What's your policy on groupies?
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Groupies?
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Oh, hi -- me, me!
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Wait a minute, are you saying
That human girl is sexually
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Interested in the boys?
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That's disgusting.
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Get her the hell out of here.
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I'm gonna go pray for her soul.
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Wow, a real groupie, just
Like other rock stars have.
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Don't even think about it,
Alvin.
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It's bestiality.
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It's against god's plan.
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Theodore, we're
Four-foot-high chipmunks.
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We're proof that god is dead.
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[ squeak! ]
I'm going to whack me off a
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Piece of that.
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I didn't actually think I'd
Get this far.
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Lucky you.
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Yeah, you smell different
Than I thought.
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Like, less dreamy and more
Gamey.
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Oh, well, uh, I guess we
Don't have to.
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Yeah. Yeah, we do.
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I talked a big game in front of
My friends.
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And [voice breaking] Now this
Has to happen.
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[ sighs ]
Oh, are you crying?
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[ crying ]
I can't find your junk.
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Oh, hang on.
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My genitals retract!
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[ grunts ]
[ pop! ]
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Oh, god. I'm going home now.
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Aww.
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Hope my friends didn't go
Home without me.
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Ye-e-e-e-s!
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This is so much better than
Masturbating!
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And kendra thought you were
Animatronic.
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Nope. Mutated by radiation.
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Yeah!
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High five!
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Yeah!
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This is my jam!
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Both: aww.
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Mom and dad couldn't afford our
Christmas presents because the
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Price of gas is so high.
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But I've been extra good.
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Swear I'm gonna fuck some
Shit up next year.
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Did somebody say "Energy
Crisis"?
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Both: not in those exact
Words, captain america.
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The high cost of energy is
Crippling america, kids.
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Both: but what can we do?
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We can lick this problem if
We all do our part together.
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Turn the dial down to 68
Degrees, and we'll use less
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Heating oil.
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We're not gonna do that.
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My feet get cold.
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Uh, okay. Next tip.
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Electronics still use energy
Even when turned off.
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Make sure to unplug them.
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That sounds exhausting.
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Pass.
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Uh...
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Clothes dryers are 20% of a
Home's energy bill.
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Dry your laundry outdoors, and
Save power.
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I never wait that long.
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Nobody's gonna do that.
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Oh, fine. Fuck you then.
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[ glass shatters ]
[ dog barks ]
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Sorry we couldn't afford
Gifts this year, kids.
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That's okay.
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It's enough that you don't force
Us to live like a bunch of
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Broke-ass hippies.
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All: aww.
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[ shivering ]
My feet are fucking freezing.
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[ lassie barks ]
Lassie, what's wrong, girl?
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[ lassie barks ]
Timmy fell -- oh, wrong verb?
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[ lassie barks ]
Dropped...
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Put...
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Spread...
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[ lassie barks ]
Timmy spread...Peanut butter...
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[ lassie barks ]
On his balls...And you had to --
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Oh, I'm so sorry, lassie.
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[ lassie whines ]
Let's all give a round of
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Applause to 6-year-old
Bosco albert, who's making our
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Flight from atlanta to l.A. All
By himself.
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[ applause ]
Also, it looks like the
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In-flight meal was over three
Weeks old and almost certainly
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Teeming with bacteria.
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Thank you so much.
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[ gurgle! ]
Excuse me, I need to use
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The --
Faa regulations require that
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You stay in your seat with your
Seatbelt fully fastened.
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This isn't happening.
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I'm not gonna make it.
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God forgive me!
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[ fa-a-a-a-rt! ]
Oh, dear, get out of the way!
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[ fa-a-a-a-rt! ]
Ladies and gentlemen, this
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Is your captain, reminding you
That getting out of your seat
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Is against f-- aw, who am I
Kidding?
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I'm out of my seat squatting
Over a coffee pot up here,
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People.
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Do what you have to do.
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[ screams and farting ]
Oh, god!
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[ all farting ]
[ splat! ]
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I told you before, I don't
Get on no damn plane.
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Oh, what's the big deal,
B.A.?
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It's personal.
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Rosemary's here to share some
News with her baby daddy.
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Now, does stan --
It's "Satan."
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Sorry.
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Does satan know why he's here
Today?
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No, lonnie, he has no idea.
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Well', let's bring him out.
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Satan.
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[ applause ]
Thank you.
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Hi, satan, how are you?
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I'm doing great, lonnie,
Amazing.
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I'm here with my beautiful baby
Mama.
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Now, satan, you and rosemary
Have raised little adrian
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Together.
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Happiest years of my life,
Lonnie.
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But we performed a paternity
Test, and I have the results
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Right here.
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Say what?
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Satan, you...Are...
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Not the father.
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[ foosh! ]
How could you?
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What am I gonna tell mee-maw?!
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Coming up...
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Joseph, you are not the
Father of mary's child.
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Ah! I told you.
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I told you that's not my kid.
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That's not my kid.
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Let's meet jesus' real
Father.
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God.
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[ booing ]
Yeah. Hey, hey, hey.
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You don't know me.
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You don't know me.
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Did you just change back from
A werewolf?
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Yeah.
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You've been licking your
Balls, haven't you?
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Well, they don't lick
Themselves.
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Our kids have made a
180-degree change, ms. Poppins.
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How do you do it?
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Oh, let's just say I have my
Secrets.
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Ta-ta!
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Secrets?
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I don't like the sound of that.
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Oh, thank god we bought that
Nanny cam.
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[ clink! ]
A spoonful of sugar will
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Help this go down.
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Did we say she could medicate
The children?
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[ hummi ]
Did she saw a hole in my
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Table?
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This room is a mess.
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Oh, great, and she's also a
Witch.
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Hello, police.
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[ blades whirring ]
Oh, dear.
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Land your umbrella!
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Put your hands over your head!
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Now, just a minute.
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Now, bitch, now!
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Such language.
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A spoonful of sugar will help
This go down.
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She's going for a gun!
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[ gunshot ]
[ laughs ]
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Oh, sometimes a warning shot is
Quite polite.
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Ahhhh!
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But sometimes, you got to grow a
Dick.
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Aah!
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[ pummel! ] [ crash! ]
[ punch! ] [ smack! ]
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[ boom! ]
[ slurring ] Hey, woody.
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I got some wood for you to peck
On.
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[ all laugh ]
Woodpecker!
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Fuck you.
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This school play is so
Boring.
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I was literally daydreaming
About that horrible day I spent
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Fly-fishing with your brother.
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Shh!
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Yeah, baby, I'm killing it
Tonight!
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The sex we're having is
Literally so bad that I'm
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Daydreaming about the time you
Told me about fly-fishing during
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That boring school play.
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What were you just thinking,
Dear?
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What could've made him kill
Himself?
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Think I figured it out.
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I'm knitting a sweater for my
Granddaughter.
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She's part of a human centipede.
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Gentlemen, if we properly
Reconstructed this dna, we're
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About to meet the first dinosaur
To walk the earth in 65 million
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Years.
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[ electricity crackles ]
[ thud! ]
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[ thud! ]
[ thud! ]
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Wow, radical place you got
Here, dude.
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Show me the nearest half-pipe,
'cause I'm a rebel with a
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Totally rude 'tude.
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[ gunshot ]
[ thunk! ]
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Burn it all.
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Burn it all!
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[ unzip! ]
Ahh.
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Hey, what's up?
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Gather 'round, joes.
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Our orders just came though.
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What's cobra up to this time,
Duke?
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No, not cobra.
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Apparently we're being deployed
To afghanistan.
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Hmm. Okay.
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Yo, joe?
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All: yo, joe!
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Who wants to jump on google
And find out what a "Taliban"
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Is?
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Oh, okay.
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I was concerned about your
Colorful unit training my men,
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Duke, until I heard about your
Experience with ruthless
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Terrorist organizations.
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You can count on g.I. Joe to
Keep a low profile, colonel.
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Now if you could just point me
Toward the local petco.
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Seems the flight didn't agree
With our exotic birds.
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Polly, watch the eyes!
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Aah! Ow!
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You simply knock out an
Enemy, throw on his clothes, and
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"Ahoy, matey," you're
Undercover.
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Questions anyone?
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Estevez?
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I'm not estevez, sir.
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I'm hammond.
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Oh, of course. Sorry.
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I meant you, estevez.
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I'm sanderson, sir.
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[ laughs ]
It's so hard to tell you guys
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Apart with your matching
Uniforms.
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Where's estevez?
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00:09:00,806 --> 00:09:03,376
There is no estevez.
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00:09:03,442 --> 00:09:05,745
[ gunshots ]
Son, you shoot like that in
258
00:09:05,811 --> 00:09:08,147
The field, and your enemy could
End up dead.
259
00:09:08,214 --> 00:09:12,118
The idea is to herd them back to
The enemy line, safe and sound.
260
00:09:12,184 --> 00:09:15,021
Hey, this laser rifle's loaded
With bullets.
261
00:09:15,087 --> 00:09:17,290
[ scoffs ]
Amateur hour, guys.
262
00:09:17,356 --> 00:09:20,893
Intel is suggesting the
Insurgents are massing here,
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00:09:20,960 --> 00:09:22,028
Here, and here.
264
00:09:22,094 --> 00:09:24,363
'scuse me, colonel, but
Shouldn't we be more concerned
265
00:09:24,430 --> 00:09:25,932
With the enemy's weather
Dominator?
266
00:09:25,998 --> 00:09:27,600
It's about a million degrees
Outside.
267
00:09:27,667 --> 00:09:28,834
It's the desert.
268
00:09:28,901 --> 00:09:31,003
Well, then, some other kind
Of dominator -- sand dominator,
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00:09:31,070 --> 00:09:31,404
Maybe.
270
00:09:31,470 --> 00:09:32,138
I don't know.
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00:09:32,204 --> 00:09:33,239
Just spitballing here.
272
00:09:33,306 --> 00:09:34,974
Sir, the insurgents are
Moving.
273
00:09:35,040 --> 00:09:36,742
All right, send out a
Division.
274
00:09:36,809 --> 00:09:40,046
Y-o-o-o-o jo-o-o-e!
275
00:09:40,112 --> 00:09:43,516
[ sighs ]
Send out a division to...
276
00:09:43,582 --> 00:09:44,784
All right, this is it.
277
00:09:44,850 --> 00:09:47,920
Remember, keep your heads, and
Everything will be just --
278
00:09:47,987 --> 00:09:48,854
They're shooting at us!
279
00:09:48,921 --> 00:09:50,523
Oh, my god, they're actually
Shooting at us!
280
00:09:50,589 --> 00:09:51,123
Aah!
281
00:09:51,190 --> 00:09:52,625
Get out of the chopper!
282
00:09:52,692 --> 00:09:58,230
Aah! [ splat! ]
Move, move, move.
283
00:09:58,297 --> 00:09:59,932
Does anyone else feel like a
Dumbass right now?
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00:09:59,999 --> 00:10:05,104
[ rapid gunfire ]
Yo-o-o-o joe!
285
00:10:05,171 --> 00:10:06,739
Oh, no!
286
00:10:06,806 --> 00:10:07,807
Great job, team.
287
00:10:07,873 --> 00:10:11,377
Those insurgents won't know what
Hit them.
288
00:10:11,444 --> 00:10:12,578
Great job, team.
289
00:10:12,645 --> 00:10:15,314
Those insurgents didn't know
What hit them.
290
00:10:15,381 --> 00:10:17,116
All right, troops you got
Them now.
291
00:10:17,183 --> 00:10:17,717
Herd him.
292
00:10:17,783 --> 00:10:18,818
Herd him back to the line.
293
00:10:18,884 --> 00:10:19,752
Good job, team.
294
00:10:19,819 --> 00:10:21,787
He'll be turning tail any
Second.
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00:10:21,854 --> 00:10:24,090
[ blam! ]
Oh, it's a fucking meat
296
00:10:24,156 --> 00:10:25,358
Grinder.
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00:10:25,424 --> 00:10:28,728
Who will protect the world from
Cobra after we've yo'd our last
298
00:10:28,794 --> 00:10:29,462
Joe?
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00:10:29,528 --> 00:10:31,964
[ laughs ]
Look at those fools.
300
00:10:32,031 --> 00:10:36,535
I knew the joes couldn't handle
The rigors of actual combat.
301
00:10:36,602 --> 00:10:38,204
[ explosions, gunfire ]
What the fuck was that?
302
00:10:38,270 --> 00:10:39,171
We're in there!
303
00:10:39,238 --> 00:10:40,206
Go, go, go, go, go!
304
00:10:40,272 --> 00:10:43,242
What the fuck
Bitch, protect your commander.
305
00:10:43,309 --> 00:10:45,978
You win this day, seal team 6.
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00:10:46,045 --> 00:10:47,480
But next time.
307
00:10:47,546 --> 00:10:50,583
[ gunshot ]
Good job, every--
308
00:10:50,649 --> 00:10:53,085
[ farts ]
Good job, good --
309
00:10:53,152 --> 00:10:58,257
[ farting ]
Good job, everyone.
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00:10:58,324 --> 00:11:00,426
♪ ba-bock, bock, bock
♪ ba-bock, bock, bock
311
00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:02,595
♪ ba-bock, bock, bock-a bock-a
♪ bock, bock, bock
312
00:11:02,661 --> 00:11:04,663
♪ ba-bock, bock, bock
♪ ba-bock, bock, bock
313
00:11:04,730 --> 00:11:06,832
♪ ba-bock, bock, bock-a bock-a
♪ bock, bock, bock
314
00:11:06,899 --> 00:11:08,868
♪ ba-bock, bock, bock
♪ ba-bock, bock, bock
315
00:11:08,934 --> 00:11:11,103
♪ ba-bock, bock, bock-a bock-a
♪ bock, bock, bock
316
00:11:11,170 --> 00:11:12,338
Ba-bock!
317
00:11:12,405 --> 00:11:15,141
Bock.
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00:11:17,176 --> 00:11:18,677
[ splash! ]
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