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[ static ]
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>> hello?
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[ sniffs ]
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Oh, my.
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It smells like this room has not
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Been cleaned for five whole
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Seasons...
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Of a television show.
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[ static continues ]
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[ clucks ]
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[ gasps ]
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Oh! Hello, chicken!
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Oh, your chair so dirty.
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If I clean, you no run away,
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Okay?
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[ clucks ]
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you promise?
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[ clucks ]
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[ squawking ]
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I like you, chicken.
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[ squawks ]
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[ flies buzzing ]
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[ clucking ]
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[ wind whistling ]
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>> oh, man! I just realized
They'll probably
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Show the "Sex and the city 3"
Trailer!
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Why are you so excited?
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I tried to drag you to the last
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One, and you almost broke up
With me.
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The last one flopped pretty
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Bad, so the studio's making the
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Third one more guy-friendly.
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[ film projector clicking ]
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well, the lack of testes was
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Making me testy, but this boring
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Event just took a sperm for the
Better.
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[ all laugh ]
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[ laughter ]
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Huh?
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Hey, everyone!
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This chick is giving me some...
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Ah, you know what?
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It's too easy.
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Joke withdrawn, everyone.
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Joke withdrawn.
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"The detective said
Samantha's collar was rigged to
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Blow as soon as she made a sex
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Pun, so it couldn't have been on
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Her for more than 60 seconds."
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[ cellphone rings ]
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carrie, come to miranda's,
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Quick!
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The collar was rigged to blow
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As soon as she tasted tuna.
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But ironically, she was making
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An actual tuna-fish sandwich.
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Mr. Big, someone is killing
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My friends!
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You've got to help us!
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Carrie, I have two secrets.
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First, my real name isn't
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Alexander big.
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My second secret... Is this.
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[ shing! ]
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out of the way, gaybies!
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Hyah! Hyah!
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>> aah!
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>> ha ha!
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>> aah!
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Big? I feel so strange.
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Your brain is getting used to
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Your new body, miss bradshaw.
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Uhh, what shall I do with her
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Old body?
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[ flies buzzing ]
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donate it to science.
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Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
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"Sex and the city 3"!
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Shut up!
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The katherine heigl movie is
Starting.
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[ sighs ]
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"Sex and the city 3"!
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"Sex and the city 3"!
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>> shhhh!
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[ pitter! Pitter! Pitter!
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[ Pitter! Pitter! ]
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hey, hey, hey!
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I avoid starvation for
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Another day!
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[ clang! ]
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sorry, yogi, but if you steal
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One more basket, it's my job.
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You'll never catch me!
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I live the life of the free!
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Not this time, yogi.
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Ho chi hacharu!
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Quite the surprise, but try
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this on for size!
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Hey, hey, hey!
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♪ Go, go, power forest
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Rangers! ♪
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♪ Go, go, power forest
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Rangers! ♪
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Raaaaaaaah!
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♪ Go, go, power forest
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Rangers! ♪
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♪ Go, go, power forest
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Rangers! ♪
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♪ Go, go, power forest... ♪
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what the [bleep] Is
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Happening?!
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And
that is how you bring
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Yogi bear to japan!
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You're welcome!
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[ door closes ]
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they called me mad, but I did
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It!
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Egypt shall forevermore be known
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As the land of giant boobies!
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>> ha ha!
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They're like giant boobies!
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Don't be an idiot!
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I just don't think that we're
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Ready for this, not... not right
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Now.
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Okay. I understand.
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It's okay.
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[ both sobbing ]
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[ clucks ]
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[ clucks in surprise ]
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[ static ]
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[ snaps fingers ]
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[ static ]
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[ shower running ]
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[ static ]
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[ squawks ]
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[ clucking fearfully ]
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it's no big deal.
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[ indistinct voices ]
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[ static ]
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[ clucks angrily ]
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[ thunder rumbles ]
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[ clucks angrily ]
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[ all screaming ]
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>> are you on your way to a
Fancy party?!
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That was my line from our first
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Appearance on this show!
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[ clucks ]
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eyegorp!
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[ buzzing ]
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I deserve it!
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[ gulping ]
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oh-ho, man.
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You seem so ruthless.
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Time to make you toothless!
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Oh! Aah!
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Bah-bah!
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[ neighs ]
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Your beak looks ribbed for my
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Pleasure!
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Ow!
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Aah!
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That's not half bad, actually.
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Whoa!
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♪ I'm so happy 'cause you are
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Gonna die, gonna die! ♪
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No, no, no! No! Stop!
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[ chomp! Chomp! ]
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Aaaaaaaaaaaah!
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Aah!
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Aah!
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Aah! Aah!
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Aaaaaaaaah!
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[ drumroll ]
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a drumroll?
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It's so suspenseful!
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Aah!
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What an ironic death!
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I'm a champion!
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>> hmm!
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Looks like someone's been
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Watching tony jaa's
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"The protector."
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Ooh!
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Looks like someone just peed in
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His gatchaman boxer shorts!
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[ metal whirring ]
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[ electricity whirs, crackles ]
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>> he he!
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[ sighs ]
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[ gunshot ]
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suck my sleigh balls!
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Aah! Oh!
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My only weakness!
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♪ Duh da-da-da-da-da-da
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Daaaah! ♪
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Bitch pudding!
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B-b-b-blam!
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How do you like the taste of
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Bitch pudding?!
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Your mama sure liked it when she
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Ate it out of my butthole!
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[bleep]
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Blam! Bitch pudding!
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Blam, blam, blam, blam!
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Whoo! Blam!
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Oh! Oh!
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Blam!
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[ splat! ]
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[ coughs ]
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You saved me?
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My life has value after all!
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Oh!
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>> ooh!
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Ding, dang!
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This is gonna be one dilly of a
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Slobberknocker!
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Ow!
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These ratings... Will be
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Glorious.
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[ both moaning ]
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let me just get that for you.
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[ door hinges creak ]
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I wish
I was a bionic chicken.
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That would be so cool.
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[ static ]
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[ clucks inquisitively ]
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[ clapping slowly ]
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[ clucks impatiently ]
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[ snaps fingers ]
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[ clucking angrily ]
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[ metal clinking ]
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[ clucking angrily ]
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[ electricity crackling ]
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[ glass shatters ]
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[ panting ]
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[ clucks softly ]
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[ clucks happily ]
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>> ♪ we love you ♪
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>> ♪ what a journey we've been
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Through so far ♪
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>> ♪ we've been through so far ♪
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>> ♪ because of you, we've had
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To raise the bar ♪
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>> ♪ raise the bar ♪
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>> ♪ toys and violence ♪
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♪ molesting your brain
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And then buying your silence ♪
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>> ♪ silence ♪
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>> ♪ and you were there and
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Nothing was taboo ♪
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>> ♪ yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
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>> ♪ we love you ♪
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>> ♪ we love you ♪
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>> ♪ nerds on unicorns ♪
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♪ dirty, filthy puppet porn ♪
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>> ♪ we love you ♪
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>> ♪ we love you ♪
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>> ♪ robotic sexual assault ♪
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♪ it's not the washing
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Machine's fault ♪
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>> ♪ five whole seasons of
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Nothing but pleasing ♪
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♪ when our cold hearts
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Are freezing, you give
00:11:02.862 --> 00:11:04.130 line:20%
Our lives a reason ♪
00:11:04.196 --> 00:11:05.731 line:20%
♪ thank you ♪15478
