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[ thunder crashing ]
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[ drilling, sawing ]
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[ electricity crackling ]
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>> it's alive!
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[ richard strauss's "Also sprach
Zarathustra" plays ]
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[ clanking ]
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well, sell the derivatives
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From the german account, not
From the...
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[ beep ]
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Oh, hey, doug, my cellphone's
About to go...
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[ beep ]
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Oh [bleep]
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Wharoo!
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[ panting ] Wharoo!
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Wharoo!
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[ bell chimes ]
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all those things I can do,
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All those powers, and I couldn't
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Even save him.
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>> huh.
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Guess I shouldn't have doubled
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Down on that kfc double down.
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[ rapid heartbeat ]
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Hmm.
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[ groans ]
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>> pa!
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[ gasps ] Oh, no!
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Uh... Uh...
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Whoa! Not good!
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Not good!
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Um... Oh, compressions!
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Maybe start compressions.
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>> [ groans ]
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>> [ inhales sharply ]
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Oh, if I can just...
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Sorry, dad.
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Just... oh, no!
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Uh, sparky, come back here!
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Sorry, pa.
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Doctor [inhales sharply]
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My penis doesn't work.
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What do you mean?
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Like it won't go "Wee-wee-wee"
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Or it won't go
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"Boi-oi-oi-oi-oing!"?
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>> hmm.
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[ rap music plays ]
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♪ oats ♪
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♪ oats, oats, oats, oats, oats,
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Oats, oats-oats-oats-oats oats
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Oats-oats ♪
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♪ oats, oats, oats,
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Oats-oats-oats oats, oats ♪
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♪ oats, oats, oats, oats, oats ♪
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♪ we've only got one life ♪
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>> oats!
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♪ We've got to
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Live it right ♪
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♪ oats, oats ♪
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♪ throw up your hands, keep
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Reachin' for the spotlight ♪
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♪ whoa ♪
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♪ baby, you're a king,
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You're a superstar ♪
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♪ baby, just show me
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Where the oats are ♪
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>> oats!
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♪ Oats are ♪
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>> oats!
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♪ Oats, oats, oats, oats,
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Oats, oats-oats-oats-oats
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Oats, oats-oats ♪
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♪ oats, oats, oats, oats, oats,
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Oats ♪
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♪ oats, oats, oats,
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Oats-oats-oats-oats ♪
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♪ oats, oats, oats, oats ♪
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now, rihanna, we're gonna
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Learn to canter.
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You'll need to know this for
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Your new video.
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I changed my mind.
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Horses are dumb as hell.
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I don't want my video to have
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A dumb-ass horse in it.
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[ gasps ]
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[ crunch! ]
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oh, man!
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My neck! My legs! My feet!
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My arms! I can't feel anything!
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My [bleep] Body's numb!
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♪ Oats, oats, oats, oats,
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Oats, oats-oats oats oats... ♪
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[ mid-tempo music playing ]
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"Twilight" the game!
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Raaaaaaaaaargh!
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Approaching bank robbers in
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their getaway tank, michael.
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I recommend jumping over it.
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I love you, kitt!
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[ explosions, tires screech ]
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[ people cheering ]
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we saved that busload of
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nuns, kitt, by jumping over it.
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I love you, michael knight!
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[ tv shuts off ]
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Man, I wish you were real, kitt.
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We'd have some awesome
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Adventures.
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[ yawns ]
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We'd fight all my enemies...
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And murder them.
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So cool.
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So... Cool.
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[ engine revs ]
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[ gasps ] Wow!
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I'm knight rider!
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I'm knight ri... aww, wait a
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Minute.
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Oh, you're that crappy kitt from
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That crappy "Knight rider"
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Remake from a few crappy years
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Ago!
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Greetings, michael.
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Let's go on an adventure.
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No, no, no, no, no!
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Wake me up right now!
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Please stop.
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Wake me up!
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Please stop.
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No! Let me out!
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Michael.
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No, no, no! Let me out!
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Please stop. Michael.
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No! You suck ass!
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All you did in the whole pilot
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Episode was drive extra fast!
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It was boring!
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[ crying ] Let me out!
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>> fine.
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Hope you like ejector seats.
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[ beeping, buzzing ]
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I don't seem to have an ejector
Seat.
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>> boring!
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"Knight rider."
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A shadowy flight...
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go die, please.
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>> aww.
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Having a bad day?
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My stupid dream has the wrong
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"Knight rider" car in it.
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Oh. What'll it be?
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Hey... Can I have lobster with
Lots of butter sauce and oreo
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Ice cream served on a cookie the
Size of my head?
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Mmm!
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Uh... We don't have that.
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But... This is a dream!
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Yeah, but we kind of blew our
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Budget on that.
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Greetings, michael.
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Damn it!
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Welcome back, michael.
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[ sighs ] Hi, val kilmer.
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>> shall I turn into a pickup
Truck?
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I can do that.
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[ sarcastically ] Wow.
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One of your amazing features
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Is hauling cargo.
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I can also turn from this
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Kind of mustang into another
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Kind of mustang.
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Ugh, do whatever.
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I'm going to take a nap.
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>> you can't take a nap in a
Dream!
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Of course you can.
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Didn't you see inception?
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Only 100 million people saw it.
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It was so cool.
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[ yawning ] So... Cool.
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Oh, my gosh!
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I'm in the real kitt!
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You're the real knight rider!
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>> are you ready to [bleep] Do
This?
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Hell, yes!
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Press my turbo boost button.
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>> I will!
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Yeah!!
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Yeah!!
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Yeah!
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Yeah!
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Yeah!
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Yeah!
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Yeah!
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Yeah!
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Yeah!
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Yeah!
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Yeah!
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Yeah!
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Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
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Yeah!!
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[ people screaming ]
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I love you, real kitt.
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Oh. Ouch.
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[bleep] You, val kilmer.
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Swat your balls?
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Get a good ball swatting.
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Who doesn't want their balls
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Swatted?
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Come on, why don't you take
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Those pants right down?
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There you go, there you go.
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Let me swat those balls!
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May this golden spike
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Symbolize the power of the
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Railroad, which will last
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Forever!
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At least until people stop
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Giving a [bleep] About trains,
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Which I predict will never
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Happen!
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Today, that golden spike
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Resides at the who gives a
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[bleep] Museum, located directly
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Up my ass.
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Decepticons! Attack!
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What?
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♪ Mr. Mouth ♪
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♪ open, close your mouth ♪
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♪ got a real pretty mouth ♪
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♪ like your mouth ♪
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♪ maybe I'll just take you
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In another room ♪
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♪ let's have a date in here,
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Mr. Mouth ♪
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♪ gonna have a party
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Inside your mouth ♪
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hello, spock.
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Nice to meet you.
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I'm you, 30 years older, from
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The future.
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How did you get here?
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Through a black hole.
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Listen, in 10 years, you'll
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Fight against an evil klingon
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Named klorg.
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All right.
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And he'll swing his bat'leth
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To the right.
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So dodge left and you will
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Avoid spending a week in the
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Hospital.
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Oh, thank you.
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Oh, and also in about seven
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Years, dj zumura will release a
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Greatest hits album and it's
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Awesome, so you should
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Definitely get that.
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>> okay.
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But then two years after
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That, they're going to release a
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Dj zumura compilation album, and
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Even though it has a different
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Cover, it has all the same
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Songs, so don't buy it.
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All right.
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Not life-threatening, per se,
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But good to know.
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Do not go down that hallway.
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Who are you?
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I'm you, five minutes in the
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Future.
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Three minutes from now, kirk is
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Gonna drop a monumental deuce in
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The hallway bathroom.
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>> sure.
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And it's gonna smell really,
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Really bad.
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Trust me.
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So, just maybe take another
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Hallway.
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Okay, thanks.
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>> spock.
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Who are you, my sister?
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No, I'm you, spock.
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One night 12 years from now, you
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Have one too many zingaro shots,
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Lose a bet, and get a sex
Change.
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Why is old spock a man?
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I changed back.
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There are some problems with
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The equipment, though.
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Not going to lie.
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Hey, spock.
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Don't tell me.
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You're me, from the future, but
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Somehow I turn into an
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Overweight black guy.
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Uh, no, I'm ernie.
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Just heading down the hallway.
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Live long and bite me.
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Damn, someone set their phaser
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To stank back here!
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I don't understand.
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Why are all you spocks meeting
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Me at this exact moment?
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Didn't you get the note?
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It's all of our birthdays.
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We're throwing a surprise
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Birthday party for super-old
Spock.
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He turns 2,000 years old today,
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And this was the best place we
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Could all meet up.
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Are all the other spocks
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Ready?
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>> ready!
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It seems so illogical to
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Travel through time to this
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Location.
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Happy birthday!
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[ groans ]
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[ monotone ] Go spock.
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It's your birthday.
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It is the day of your birth.
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>> by the year 2013, due to an
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Insatiable desire of audiences
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Everywhere, almost every
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Television show involved
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Vampires, and the ones that
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Didn't failed miserably.
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Now we offer you a glimpse of
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This very bloody future.
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This week on
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"Vampire medical"...
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gunshot wound.
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He's losing blood fast.
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Let's get him a blood
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Transfusion, stat.
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We're all out of blood again,
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Doctor.
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Damn it!
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Who here keeps drinking all
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The blood?
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All right, we're probably gonna
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Lose him, then.
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Might as well get together and
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Drink all of his blood.
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[ shink! ]
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[ all hiss ]
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aaaaaaah!
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Is it "I want to suck your
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[bleep]"?
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[ laughter ]
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help! Help me!
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We've got to save that kid!
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We can't!
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We'll be burned in the sunlight!
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I'm wearing spf 100.
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I'll give it a shot.
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[ panting ]
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[bleep]
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it's 3 and 2 to derek jeter.
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Here's the pitch, and...
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It's a base hit straight up the
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Middle but jeter trips on his
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Cape!
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So does rodriguez!
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Martinez runs to make what
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Should be an easy stop, and he
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Trips on his cape, too!
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Again, the cape issue rears its
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Ugly head in major league
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Baseball.
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>> ow!
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>> it's literally impossible to
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Make good pasta without garlic.
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But since I'm a vampire or
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Whatever, I don't use garlic,
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Because vampires don't use
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Garlic and my producer said I
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Need to be a vampire.
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This is ridiculous.
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Do I really need to be a
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Vampire?
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>> yeah, martha,
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It's a network rule.
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Sorry, got to...
00:10:00.967 --> 00:10:01.967 line:20%
Yeah it's vampire.
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>> fine, I'm a stupid vampire.
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[ shink! ]
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[ hisses ]
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>> vampires are very big right
Now.
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Would you say reo speedwagon
00:10:10.109 --> 00:10:11.277 line:20%
Are a lot like vampires?
00:10:11.344 --> 00:10:13.646 line:20%
You know, 'cause you suck?
00:10:13.713 --> 00:10:14.513 line:20%
>> [ sighs ]
00:10:14.580 --> 00:10:16.415 position:20% line:20%
Oh, great, another ambush
Interview.
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[ whistles ]
00:10:17.316 --> 00:10:19.051 position:20% line:20%
Hey, bring the speedwagon
Around.
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We're out of here.
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>> ♪ you've got to go with the
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Flow when there's nowhere to go
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And your music flows, yeah ♪
00:10:26.125 --> 00:10:29.795 line:20%
♪ yeah, your music flows ♪
00:10:35.067 --> 00:10:36.936 position:20% line:20%
>> whoo!23978
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