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[ thunder crashing ]
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[ drilling, sawing ]
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[ electricity crackling ]
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>> it's alive!
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Ladies and gentlemen, please
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Rise for the best 60 seconds in
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Television history.
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[ camera shutters clicking ]
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[ beep, whirring ]
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>> aaaaah!
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[ laughs confidently ]
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[ grunts ]
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[ poink! ]
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[ beeping ]
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[ engine revving ]
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[ ninjas shouting ]
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>> aaaah!
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[ buzzer sounds ]
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okay, lorraine, let's meet
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Your suitors.
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Bachelor number one is a peeping
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Tom.
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Bachelor number two is an
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Attempted rapist.
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And bachelor number three is
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Your own son.
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I'm becoming a nun.
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Hey, thanks for playing,
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Marty.
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[ tingle! ]
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my spider sense is tingling,
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But why?!
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Is it the green goblin?!
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[ laughs evilly ]
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the lizard?!
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[ hisses ]
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aunt may having another
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Stroke?!
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[ moaning ]
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[ record scratches ]
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nothing? Okay.
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[ chokes ]
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Oh, the milk went bad.
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Um, thanks, spider sense?
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[ tingle! ]
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Uh-oh, spider sense tingling!
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[ children laughing ]
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[ backup indicator beeping ]
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[ laughing continues ]
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Oh, no... those kids!
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[ scoffs ]
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You tingled me over a puddle?!
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[ tingle! Tingle! Tingle! ]
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face it, tiger...
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You're gonna get laid.
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[ thinking ] Yes!
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After tonight, the vulture can't
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Call me a virgin ever again!
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[ tingle! ]
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No, no! Shoo, shoo!
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Come on, let another part of me
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Tingle for once!
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Uh-oh!
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[ crying ]
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[ tingle! ]
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[ groans ] Be more specific!
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Of course I'm in danger!
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I'm hundreds of feet above
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Manhat... ugh!
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[ tingle! ]
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Whatever.
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Well, mr. Parker, it looks
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Like you broke your ankle.
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Also, x-rays show a tumor at the
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Base of your skull that is, for
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Lack of a better word, tingling.
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Remove it. Remove it now.
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[ tingle! Tingle! Tingle! ]
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[ flatline ]
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time of death... 3:47 p.M.
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[ melodic music playing ]
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I'm gonna make it rain!
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[ rock music playing ]
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so, I told the oompa-loompas,
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"Come live with me in peace and
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Safety, away from all the
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Wangdoodles and the
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Hornswogglers and snozzwangers
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And rotten vernicious knids.
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[ laughs ]
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[ birds chirping ]
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aaaaaaah!
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[ woman screams ]
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[ indistinct shouting ]
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[ baby crying ]
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and 5, 6, 7, 8!
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♪ Oompa-loompa, doopity ♪
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Arms, people!
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It's all in the arms! Come on!
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♪ Oompa-loompa ♪
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Hey, you... you there!
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[ record scratches ]
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Is this dance too challenging
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For you?
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Are you tired?
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You feeling faint?
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[ snaps fingers ]
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Why don't you just take a load
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Off, okay?
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>> aaaah!
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[ gunshot ]
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all right, people, here we go
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Again.
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This time, with feeling!
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And 5, 6, 7, 8!
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Welcome back to "Unwrapped."
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You know, nearly everyone has
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Enjoyed an ice-cream sundae on a
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Hot day, but the origins of this
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Tasty treat may just surprise
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You.
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It's commonly accepted that the
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Sundae was invented in evanston,
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Illinois, circa 1890.
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We went to dr. Peter yarbourgh
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For the real scoop.
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Here's how [bleep] Dumb these
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[bleep] Heads in illinois were.
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The ice-cream soda had just been
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Invented.
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Teenagers liked them.
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So, these [bleep] Religious
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Numbnuts sat around jacking off
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In church all day, thinking
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About how much they just hated
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Teenagers and decided... true
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[bleep] Story, people... that
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God therefore must hate
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Ice-cream sodas.
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That's right! [ laughs ]
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These illinois [bleep] Knobs
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Concluded that god, creator of
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The infinite universe who
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Probably had a trillion [bleep]
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Better things to do, actually
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Had an opinion about mother
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[bleep] Ice-cream sodas!
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So the state of illinois banned
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Ice-cream sodas on sundays, you
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Know, I guess so god wouldn't
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Make it rain crickets or some
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Ridiculous [bleep] Horse [bleep]
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Long story short, every sunday,
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The [bleep] Ice-cream stores,
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They'd just... ta da! they'd
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Just leave out the soda part,
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And these illinois [bleep] Sat
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Around, jacked off, thinking
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About how much they had pleased
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Their invisible master, who
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Lives on a [bleep] Flying cloud
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Or wherever the [bleep] He
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Lives!
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That's how ice-cream sundaes
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Were invented... dumb [bleep]
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Illinois assholes!
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Up next, skittles.
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Oh [bleep] Skittles!
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[ barking ]
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[ panting ]
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can't we try missionary just
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Once?
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[ whimpers ]
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krabby patties are made out
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Of crabs!
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[ all gasp ]
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[ indistinct shouting ]
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[ chuckles ]
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Everyone knows krabby patties
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Are me family's secret recipe,
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Boy.
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Then explain this!
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[ all gasp, murmuring ]
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You said you fired carl, the
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Night janitor, but this is his
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Tattoo!
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You little yellow bastard!
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I treated you like a son, me
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Boy!
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And it's not just crabs!
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Squidward, those calamari rings
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Are squid!
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And your chicken-of-the-sea
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Salad... ha! tuna!
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Chicken of the sea is tuna!
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[ gasps ]
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you fed us to us!
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You let us pay you to kill
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Us?!
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You're disgusting!
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>> no!
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I'm the last honest man in
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Bikini bottom!
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We're all animals, boys and
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Girls!
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Eating each other is what nature
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Intended!
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[ all shouting,
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[ Punches landing ]
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I'm just glad nothing
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Disgusting happens to a sponge.
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Okay, just got to scrub deep
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Within your rolls of fat, and
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We're done.
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I said nothing disgusting ever
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Happens to a sponge!
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Ugh, I hope that's pudding in
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There.
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I sure was lucky to get a job
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After my first two nights at the
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Museums.
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Oh, hell, no!
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Today, I consider meself...
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The lou gehrig-est man on the
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Face of the earth.
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[ elevator dings ]
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[ thinking ] Well, if it
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Isn't this loser.
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Snarf, snarf!
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[ thinking ] Oh, man, please
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Don't let this fool start
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Talking to me.
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What are you hiding under
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That pointy hat, feeb...
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He-man's spray tanner?
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Snarf, snarf!
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This pathetic jackass can't
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Even go one sentence without
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Saying his own name.
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Nice bathrobe, douche!
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Snarf, snarf.
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What if I had a vocal
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Affectation that annoying?
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Hope it doesn't rain today.
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Orko, orko!
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Would you like fries with that?
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Orko, orko!
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I'd end up in a shallow grave.
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Asshole.
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>> snarf.
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[ elevator dings ]
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Oh, no!
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
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[ mumbling ]
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[ aloud ] Oh, okay.
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Snarf, snarf.
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[ thinking ] Speak english, you
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Half-wit!
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Snarf, snarf!
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[ aloud ] Uh-huh, yeah.
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I see.
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[ thinking ] Kill me, kill me,
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Kill me.
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[ elevator dings ]
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[ thinking ] [ mumbling ]
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Oh, crap!
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Do not turn around, please, you
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Son of a bitch!
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Oh, no, do not turn around!
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Don't turn around!
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Gleek, it's me...
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Andy richter!
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Oh, seeing you here reminds me
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Of a great conan story.
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[ indistinct shouting ]
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[ laughs ]
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[ sniffs ]
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A wonderful day to make
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Cookies... cookies with the
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Finest ingredients, the
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Smoothest chocolate.
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[ sniffs ]
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Oh, that I lived to see this
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Day.
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[ inhales deeply ]
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[ horn blowing ]
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are you sure, ernest?
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>> yes.
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Listen to the voice upon the
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Wind.
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You will know it to be true.
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>> cookie.
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[ all gasp ]
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>> cookie!
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[ all gasp ]
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>> cookie!
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[ all shout ]
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>> hold!
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[ roaring, chomping ]
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[ indistinct screaming ]
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>> hold!
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[ roaring, chomping
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[ Continue ]
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[ woman screams ]
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>> hold!
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I owed them overtime.
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[ chuckles nervously ]
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uh, b-b-b-but you owe
me
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Overtime, which is no big deal.
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[ roaring ]
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[ breathing heavily ]
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>> cookie!
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Cookie!
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Cookie!
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I didn't sign up for this!
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I just wanted to make cookies!
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I'm making cookies in my
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Pants right now!
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They're shaped like poo!
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Aah!
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>> cookie!
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[ growls ]
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Agh! Unh!
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Ohh! Ohh!
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Aaaaah!
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Now give the monster what he
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Wants!
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Diabetes?
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Good comment on modern
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Culture, but no... cookies!
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[ choking ]
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faster, buckets!
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Pack that fudge!
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Pack that fudge, damn it!
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[ giggles ]
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save your immaturity for when
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We're not about to be killed,
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You idiot!
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[ giggles ] Fudge.
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Cookie monster can't stop...
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Can't stop eating cookies!
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[ choking ]
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[ all cheering ]
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[ cries ]
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They didn't know he have cookie
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Addiction!
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It like they feed heroin to
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Junkie!
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It was a home invasion!
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They acted in self-defense!
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Order, please! Order!
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The court finds in favor of
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Keebler incorporated!
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I guess that's the way the
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Cookie crumbles.
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Me son is dead and you make
00:11:00.760 --> 00:11:01.360 position:20%
Pun?!
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Me kill you!
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Me [bleep] Kill you!
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[ roars ]
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>> ♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
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♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
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♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
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Bawk bawk ♪
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♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
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♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
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♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
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Bawk bawk ♪
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♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
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♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
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♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
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Bawk bawk ♪
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Ba-gawk! Bawk.21600
