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[ thunder crashing ]
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[ drilling, sawing ]
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[ electricity crackling ]
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>> it's alive!
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Lift-off in 3...
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2...
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1...
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Ignition.
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Sir, launch failure!
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Launch failure!
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Oh, my kids 6 to 12!
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Scramble emergency crews!
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And someone better get me
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Answers... and now!
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We're trying, sir.
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Most of these computers are just
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Painted on!
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Damn budget cuts!
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[ explosions ]
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>> aah!
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[ siren wails, horn blares ]
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[ both screaming ]
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>> the pilots are still inside!
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It's no use!
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The window and the axe are made
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Of the same material!
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They're done for.
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[ horn honks ]
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out of my way!
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[ engine revving ]
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Let's see how this door likes
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450 horsepower.
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[ poink! ]
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oh, it's a no go!
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The cable snapped like it was
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Made of thread!
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>> aah! They're burning alive!
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Their faces!
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Their horrible faces!
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>> well, it would appear that
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There was a missing 1x2 brick
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From the space-shuttle assembly
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Kit.
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It was believed at the time that
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We could finish the vessel
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Without affecting the demanding
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Launch schedule.
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In hindsight...
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aah! It's all our fault!
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We were playing god, and you
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Know it!
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[ people gasping, screaming ]
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[ camera shutters clicking ]
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>> oh!
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>> and then, at the funeral, the
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Lego astronaut's wife meets her
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Husband's mistress.
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Does she have big tits?
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May I join you?
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Of course, mr. Bond.
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>> aah!
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>> aah!
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Ungh!
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[ thud ]
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[ all cheering ]
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awesome!
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>> that was the best movie ever!
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I've never...
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[ muffled screaming ]
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>> and top off that happy meal
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With a tasty apple pie.
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Warning... apple pies are hot.
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Do not stick your [bleep] In
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The mcdonald's apple pie.
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What do you call
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Wilmer valderrama's mom?
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A fez dispenser!
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Oh!
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I'll be here all week!
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>> mommy, those people look like
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Ants.
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Oh, that's because we're
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Landing in the kingdom of the
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Ants!
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>> aaah!
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Ah-ha! I got you.
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I'm just kidding.
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>> would you mind keeping it
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Down?
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I'm trying to read.
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[ both scream ]
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[ both slurping ]
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oh, what the [bleep]
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[ wood creaking ]
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oh, no! No, no, no!
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Okay, guys, andy's almost
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Home from college for spring
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Break!
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[ all cheer ]
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>> why would they celebrate a
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Spring breaking?
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That's the saddest time for me.
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[ chuckling ] Oh, slink.
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Silly canine.
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What a freaking jerk.
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Andy's here!
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All right, ladies!
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Single file, front and center!
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Commander in chief on the
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Premises!
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You mean obama?
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He's not my president.
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[ both smooching, moaning ]
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tell my story!
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>> etch!
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What's going on up there?
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[ all groan ]
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oh, lord!
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[ vomits ]
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>> you've got to help that girl,
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Sarge.
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Oh, god!
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She won't stop screaming!
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What does "[bleep] My [bleep]
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Box dry" even mean?!
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This is awesome!
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[ squish ]
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oh! Oof!
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Aw, damn it!
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I left my favorite toy back at
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The dorm.
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His favorite toy?
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Time to improvise.
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>> aah!
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>> what's he doing with buzz?
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[ plastic creaking ]
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>> yes!
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And ready for a test drive.
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[ lighter flicks ]
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he didn't. Not buzz.
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[ inhaling deeply ]
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[ water bubbling ]
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[ exhaling ] To infinity and
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Beyond!
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Domino, mother [bleep]
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[ laughs ]
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>> buzz?
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Buzzed by buzz!
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You okay?
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>> [ goofy voice ] Hello, woody!
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[ gasps ]
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Do you know what my daddy did?
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Poop!
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He pooped!
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♪ Boop-de-doop doop boop ♪
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Ah, somebody left some poop in
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His pants.
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It's okay, pal.
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We're here for you.
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>> and the farmer, he hauls...
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Another load away!
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Bye, load! Bye, load!
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[ cries ]
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[ voice breaking ] Good night,
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Sweet prince.
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>> we gonna play tomorrow?
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You bet, pal. You bet.
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To infinity...
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[ muffled shouting ]
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[ shouting stops ]
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and beyond.
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[ cries ]
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>> garfield, we have some bad
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News.
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>> oh, someone got a case of the
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Mondays?
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You have type-2 diabetes.
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Oh, garfield!
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Your love of lasagna was your
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Undoing.
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>> actually, his astoundingly
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Irresponsible owner was his
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Undoing.
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>> whoa!
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Garfield plays by his own rules,
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Liz.
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>> we need to remove all four
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Feet.
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W-what? Hands, too?
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You don't have hands,
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Garfield.
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You're not people.
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You're a pet with no job or
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Income who somehow managed to
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Consume enormous quantities of
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Italian cuisine year after year.
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[ sighs ]
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How much is this going to cost?
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Oh, about $2,200.
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Uh, no. No.
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>> jon?
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You did this to him!
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>> that's like a used car, man!
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I can't drop that kind of cash
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Into a 13-year-old cat!
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Unh-unh.
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No.
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No!
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Negatory, good buddy.
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Not givin' you... no.
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What's it gonna be,
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Garfield two... dry food or
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Spaghetti and meatballs?!
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[ kitten meows ]
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Excellent.
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I knew you'd make the right
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Choice.
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Attention, everyone.
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We are now in orbit around the
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Planet of hot chicks who turn
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Out to be monsters.
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But they're friendly monsters,
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And they're very horny.
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Unfortunately, they have
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Razor-sharp teeth in their
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Vaginas.
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Although they do have 10 breasts
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Each.
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Oh, and the ship is on fire.
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[ metallic banging ]
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>> everyone remembers the heroic
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Heroism that made
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Captain "Sully" sullenberger a
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Hero.
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But while one hero was born,
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Another died in the bowels of
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The jet engine...
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Launchpad mcquack.
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For not filing an faa flight
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Plan, he and 17 seagulls paid
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The ultimate price.
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All too common.
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The decade we called the '90s
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Introduced characters we thought
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We'd never forget, and then we
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Did.
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Darkwing duck remembers.
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Launchpad was his sidekick from
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1991 to 1995.
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>> oh, that idiot!
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I lost everything in the flight
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1549 class-action lawsuit.
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And life, being a cruel bitch,
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Now my daughter gosalyn here
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Needs money for a kidney
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Transplant.
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So I've donated my body.
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To science?
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>> to this chinese restaurant.
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Let's get dangerous.
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Hey, hey, hold on! Wait!
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Hold on!
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You said this would be humane!
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Wait! Wait! Stop! Stop!
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What the hell?!
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Hey, at least slit my throat
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First!
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Aah! Kill me!
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Come on, what the [bleep]
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Aah! Aaaaaah!!
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Live ones cook better.
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There's waldo.
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He hid from our eyes, but never
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From our hearts.
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Later, he became a follower of
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The reverend moonrise sunbeam
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And took up permanent residence
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On his compound.
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Well, I got tired of always
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Standing out in the crowd.
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From now on, I just want to be
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Part of something bigger, man.
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>> brother waldo, come join us
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For some fruit punch.
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>> on august 12, 1998, all of
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America played "Where's waldo"
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One last time on cnn.
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There he is.
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Mesagog planned to send the
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Earth back to the mesozoic
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Era... that is, until the
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Power rangers defeated him with
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Mild gymnastics.
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Turning humanity into
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Dinosaurs... how's that going?
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>> well, I assume you're being
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Facetious, since as you can
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Clearly see, I'm now the manager
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Of a wendy's.
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I'm trying to treat it like a
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Minor setback.
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The big roadblock was the
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Dinosaur dna...
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>> mr. Mesagog! Mr. Mesagog!
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Yo, triple stack... does it go
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Cheese, bacon, meat, cheese,
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Bacon, meat, cheese, bacon,
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Meat; or meat, bacon, cheese,
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Meat, bacon, cheese, meat,
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Bacon, cheese; or bacon, bacon,
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Cheese, bacon, meat, cheese,
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Meat, meat?
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I always forget, yo.
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>> cheese, bacon, meat, meat,
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Meat, bacon, cheese, bacon,
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Cheese.
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>> for a different perspective,
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I caught up with pinky and the
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Brain, still incarcerated at
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Acme labs as test subjects.
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>> oh, the glory days when me
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And brain was mates.
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Narf!
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Moved him to a different cage,
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See?
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'member his big noggin? Zort!
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Thought he was smart, but it was
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Paget's disease.
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>> side effects include
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Crippling arthritis.
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Oh, and I'm blind.
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>> so, pinky...
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>> what'd you say, friend?
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You'll have to speak into the
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Giant human ear!
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Troz!
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>> ooh!
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Remember daria?
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I know. Yuck!
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I was anxious to get an
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Acerbic, dry-witted take on
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The tumultuous '90s from this
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Anti-feminine, basically
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Asexual, boy-repelling
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Train wreck.
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Thanks for sitting down with us,
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Daria.
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>> it's daryl now.
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All those years, I thought I was
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An exceptionally gross girl,
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When, in fact, I was a beautiful
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Man.
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>> I see. How did this happen?
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>> well, first they enlarged my
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Clitoris with androgenic
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Hormones.
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Then they fashioned my labia
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Into a makeshift scrotum.
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[ vomits ]
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life's a crazy ride,
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Especially if you have your
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Urethra rerouted.
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[ vomits ]
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Sad fates for beloved characters
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From such a recent era.
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Let us forever hold them in our
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Hearts.
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Dinner is served!
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>> dad?
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This... Still has a face on
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It.
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[ echoing ] E-e-e-e-e-e-e!
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[ mid-tempo chinese music
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