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[ gulps ] >> all right.
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We've been doing this for four
Seasons.
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You know the drill.
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Fast and hard, people.
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[ gun cocks ]
[ gulps ]
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>> blam! Let's give them all a
Taste of the bitch pudding!
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I can't promise everyone
They'll survive season five, but
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I know you'll make me proud.
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Sunshine cowboy, you're new, so
I'm expecting great things.
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[ crash, clattering ]
Let's do it!
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>> aah!
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[ drumbeats ]
aw!
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>> [ sobbing ] I'll tell your
Story.
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>> [ sobbing ] I'll tell
Seth green's story.
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Your story has less commercial
Appeal.
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no! Water!
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My only weakness!
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Aw, bullets!
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My only weakness!
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Oh!
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[ hollow ringing, wind howling ]
[ muffled clanging ]
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geez, I can't believe they
Think a "Saving private ryan"
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Parody is still fresh and
Original.
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[ screams ]
I need a medic up in this bitch!
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>> looks like someone hasn't
Been flossing.
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>> ow! You one-dimensional son
Of a whore!
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our father, who farts in
Heaven, halloween thy name!
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>> oh! Who's even shooting at
Us?!
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>> it's just a metaphor for
Season five, stupid!
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Aw, "Parent trap," "Mean girls,"
"Herbie," "Georgia rule."
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"I know who killed me."
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>> [ breathing heavily ]
[ screaming ]
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[ machine-gun fire ]
ba-bawk!
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>> ♪ robot chicke-e-e-e-e-n ♪
♪ robot chicke-e-e-e-e-n ♪
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♪ thank you, jesus, we're
Renewed ♪
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♪ without a paycheck, we'd be
Screwed, oh! ♪
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♪ I spent mine on meth ♪
♪ so did matt and seth ♪
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♪ I'm not gonna lie to you ♪
♪ no! ♪
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♪ robot chicke-e-e-e-e-n ♪
♪ robot chicke-e-e-e-e-n, ow! ♪
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ah-choo!
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I-is someone there?
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[ warble! ]
[ chitters ]
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>> [ sobs ] I tried.
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sorry, honey, sorry.
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I just got to crap like a
Bastard.
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I can't wait.
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[ farting, water splashing ]
This is getting... oh, boy, that
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Is... here comes the second!
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Oh, god!
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so long, assholes!
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>> [ screams ] [ siren wailing ]
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>> I won't last 10 days in
Prison.
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blockheads, you are charged
With murder in the first degree
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Of glen gumberson, a.K.A. Gumby.
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[ splat! ]
[ crunch! ]
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[ whap! Whap! Whap! ]
[ pop! ]
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[ gavel bangs ]
How does the jury find?
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>> guilty as [bleep]
sentencing is scheduled
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For...
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Now, and it's death.
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[ gavel bangs ]
[ rattling ]
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>> [ farts ]
mom, can we have a snack?
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wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah.
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voldemort! Hey, no-nose!
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smell you later, sir.
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[ laughs ]
where's your [bleep] Nose,
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Man?
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>> [ sighs ]
I'm sick of all the stares.
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I want the nose job.
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this is a big decision.
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You need to be 100% sure you're
Ready.
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>> [ inhales deeply ] I'm ready.
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Cut me!
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A nice nose...
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that is a great-looking nose.
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>> nose.
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>> wonderful no... >> ow!
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>> thanks for the new wand,
Mr. Ollivander.
00:04:42.081 --> 00:04:44.917 position:20%
>> nothing's too good for
James potter.
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>> [ groans ]
Ow! My [bleep] No...
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Ow!
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oh, do you validate?
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sorry, no.
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>> I'll get you, potter,
Someday!
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>> hey, voldemort, why so bent
Out of shape?
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[ laughter ]
he looks angry enough to kill
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That guy's baby.
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[ rhythmic clanging ]
[ sighs ] I can watch my kids
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Bang on pots and pans at home
For free.
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[ clanging continues ]
please, god, make it stop.
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[ loud clanging ]
[ groans ]
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[ crowd murmuring ]
[ trash cans rumbling ]
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[ crowd grumbling ]
I can't do it anymore.
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[ creak! ]
[ stomp! Stomp! Stomp! Stomp! ]
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[ creak! ]
[ stomp! Stomp! Stomp! Stomp! ]
00:05:23.122 --> 00:05:24.733
[ creak! ]
[ stomp! Stomp! Stomp! Stomp! ]
00:05:24.757 --> 00:05:26.335
[ creak! ]
[ stomp! Stomp! Stomp! Stomp! ]
00:05:26.359 --> 00:05:27.660 position:20%
[ kaching! ]
[ smack! Smack! ]
00:05:27.727 --> 00:05:29.028 position:20%
[ kaching! ]
[ smack! Smack! ]
00:05:29.095 --> 00:05:30.830 position:20%
[ stomp! Stomp! Stomp! ]
[ smack! Smack! ]
00:05:30.897 --> 00:05:32.765 position:20%
[ stomp! Stomp! Stomp! ]
[ clanging continues ]
00:05:32.832 --> 00:05:34.500 position:20%
[ stomp! Stomp! Stomp! ]
[ smack! Smack! ]
00:05:34.567 --> 00:05:36.269 position:20%
[ stomp! Stomp! Stomp! ]
[ smack! Smack! ]
00:05:36.335 --> 00:05:38.971
[ stomp! Stomp! Stomp! ]
[ clanging intensifies ]
00:05:39.038 --> 00:05:45.578 position:20%
>> ♪ oh! Hoo-ah! ♪
♪ Oh! Hoo-ah! ♪
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I can't take it anymore.
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[ click! ]
[ bang! ]
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[ click! ]
[ bang! ]
00:05:50.783 --> 00:05:52.251 position:20%
[ click! Click! ]
[ bang! Bang! ]
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[ click! Click! ]
make it stop.
00:05:54.087 --> 00:05:55.922 position:20%
[ click! Click! Bang! ]
make it stop.
00:05:55.988 --> 00:05:57.824 position:20%
[ click! Click! Bang! ]
make it stop.
00:05:57.890 --> 00:05:59.625 position:20%
[ bang! Bang! Bang! ]
[ slice! ]
00:05:59.692 --> 00:06:01.394 position:20%
[ bang! Bang! Bang! ]
[ slice! ]
00:06:01.461 --> 00:06:04.497 position:20%
[ bang! Bang! Bang! ]
[ clanging intensifies ]
00:06:04.564 --> 00:06:05.565 position:20%
>> ho!
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>> [ sighs ]
[ bang! ]
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[ ding! ]
a skydiving proposal?
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Baby, of course I'll marry you!
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I wish my parents could see
This!
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>> then maybe you should turn
Around.
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mom, dad!
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congratulations, honey!
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now, you treat her right, you
Hear?
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this calls for a toast.
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Bubbly, anyone?
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champagne?
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what a surprise.
00:06:42.668 --> 00:06:43.469
amazing!
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[ doorbell rings ]
who is that?
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>> [ grunts ] >> [ gasps ] Ted!
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how could you do it, cindy?
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How could you say yes to him?!
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[ gun cocks ]
put the gun down!
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you're mine, cindy!
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[ grunts ]
You can't have her!
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She's mine!
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God damn it!
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Take it!
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Don't! Don't!
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[ screaming ]
[ sobbing ]
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No!
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oh, shh, shh!
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It's okay.
00:07:18.704 --> 00:07:20.339
It's all over now.
00:07:20.406 --> 00:07:24.143
It's all over now.
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[ splat! Splat! Splat! ]
[ splat! Splat! Splat! ]
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>> ♪ build, build, build ♪
♪ work, work, work ♪
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♪ without the work, we'd go
Berserk ♪
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>> good afternoon, my doozer
Brethren.
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Everyone working hard today?
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you better believe it.
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we love to work.
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you are preaching to the
Mother-f'ing choir there, my
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Friends.
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How about you?
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You like to work?
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>> y-yes.
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oh, yeah?
00:07:51.003 --> 00:07:53.015 position:20%
What do you like more, putting
Scaffolding up or taking it
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Down?
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me love the fraggle rock.
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yeah, yeah.
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Me love the fraggle rock, too.
00:08:00.613 --> 00:08:07.353
Let me see your work visa, son.
00:08:07.420 --> 00:08:10.256
me love the fraggle rock?
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all right, all right, okay.
00:08:11.924 --> 00:08:13.259
Get this guy out of here.
00:08:13.326 --> 00:08:15.862
m-me love...
that is a one-way ticket back
00:08:15.928 --> 00:08:17.163
Across the border, son.
00:08:17.230 --> 00:08:18.965
Shut it down, doozers!
00:08:19.031 --> 00:08:21.133
I think we almost won today.
00:08:21.200 --> 00:08:22.200
Good effort.
00:08:22.235 --> 00:08:23.502
oh, shut up, beast man!
00:08:23.569 --> 00:08:26.806
He-man put his heel right in my
Balls, did a [bleep] Pirouette!
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I can still feel them unwinding.
00:08:28.140 --> 00:08:29.140 position:20%
What?!
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>> well, I'm sorry, choppers,
But your adjustable-rate
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Mortgage came due.
00:08:34.380 --> 00:08:37.483
but... but... but this
Balloon payment is astronomical!
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You never told me that I was...
it's called "Fine print,"
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Chuckles.
00:08:41.254 --> 00:08:42.664 position:20%
Maybe you need some eyeballs
Instead of those eye...
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Holes.
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oh, I'll get the money...
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When I crush he-man once...
bud, lie to me, but don't lie
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To yourself.
00:08:50.129 --> 00:08:52.598 position:20%
You really gonna crush he-man by
The 15th of this month?
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eeeeaaaaah!
00:08:53.833 --> 00:08:54.700 position:20%
Well...
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that property's, what, 12,000
Square feet?
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Duplex that bitch.
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okay, well, rent's due on the
First of the month, and I will
00:09:02.875 --> 00:09:05.044 position:20%
Hold your security deposit in
Escrow...
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>> dude, I've never got a
Security deposit back in my
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Life.
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>> what?
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>> bros!
00:09:10.516 --> 00:09:12.785 position:20%
Our landlord is
Jack skellington!
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all: whoo!
00:09:14.921 --> 00:09:19.325 position:20%
[ thudding, rock music playing
In distance ]
00:09:19.392 --> 00:09:24.497 position:20%
[ crash! ]
[ crash! ]
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oh, damn it!
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What the... panthor!
00:09:29.235 --> 00:09:32.672 position:20%
[ cheering ]
toga! Toga! Toga! Toga!
00:09:32.738 --> 00:09:40.713
[ music continues ]
hey! Douche bag!
00:09:40.780 --> 00:09:42.548
Turn this crap down!
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how do you hear music with no
Ears?
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magic, asshole.
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Is that my havoc staff?!
00:09:50.056 --> 00:09:53.225
This is a mystical artifact!
00:09:53.292 --> 00:09:57.163 position:20%
You can't just... >> uhhhhh!!
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right... Into... My... Eyeholes.
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ah, skellington!
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You are always grinning, man!
00:10:04.637 --> 00:10:06.806
I'm not grinning!
00:10:06.872 --> 00:10:08.574
I'm furious!
00:10:08.641 --> 00:10:11.077
Absolutely furious!
00:10:11.143 --> 00:10:12.078
naw-haw-haw!
00:10:12.144 --> 00:10:13.546
You grinnin', man.
00:10:13.612 --> 00:10:14.613
You here to party!
00:10:14.680 --> 00:10:16.649
no! I'm here to...
00:10:16.716 --> 00:10:21.754
Tell you... There's a rival frat
That's totally talking crap all
00:10:21.821 --> 00:10:22.755
About you, man!
00:10:22.822 --> 00:10:23.522
say what?
00:10:23.589 --> 00:10:25.057 position:20%
[ record scratches ]
[ gasps ]
00:10:25.124 --> 00:10:27.994 position:20%
>> [ belches ] >> no way!
00:10:28.060 --> 00:10:29.128 position:20%
>> yep.
00:10:29.195 --> 00:10:31.731
They say you're not the
Number-one frat at eternia tech
00:10:31.797 --> 00:10:32.698 position:20%
Anymore.
00:10:32.765 --> 00:10:33.866
the hell we aren't!
00:10:33.933 --> 00:10:35.434
We'll show those assholes!
00:10:35.501 --> 00:10:37.036
together: yeah!
00:10:37.103 --> 00:10:37.970 position:20%
Whoo!
00:10:38.037 --> 00:10:44.510 position:20%
[ all cheering ]
who's the number-one frat
00:10:44.577 --> 00:10:45.778
Now, retards?
00:10:45.845 --> 00:10:48.681 position:20%
[ splat! ]
we'll be right down.
00:10:48.748 --> 00:10:53.786 position:20%
[ indistinct shouting ]
ahh.
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you're still overdue on that
Mortgage, smurfy.
00:10:56.222 --> 00:11:00.226 position:20%
>> oh, I've got a solution for
That, too.
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what are you doing?!
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oh, I don't know.
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What
am I doing?
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mr. Skeletor, I don't know
What you're suggesting, but...
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Close the door.
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No teeth, okay?
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yeah, good luck with that.17341
