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[ thunder crashing ]
[ drilling, sawing ]
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[ electricity crackling ]
>> it's alive!
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[ electricity crackling ]
>> it's alive!
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>> oh, no, got an eyelash!
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Ugh!
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Oh, man, it's in my eye!
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Ugh!
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Oh, it hurts like hell!
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I can't get it -- uh-oh.
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Yeah, that's stuck in there.
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[ siren wailing ]
[ tires screech ]
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>> oh, I'm sorry, officer.
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Did I do something wro--
[ screams ]
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>> [ roars ]
[ women screaming ]
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[ whoosh ]
[ ding ]
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>> way to go, champ!
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That was a great shot!
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[ whoosh ]
[ ding ]
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>> come on, son!
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Are you even trying?!
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You got to get your head in the
Game!
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[ acoustic guitar playing ]
[ horse whinnying ]
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>> ♪ just some noble dukes ♪
♪ never mean to offend ♪
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♪ just screwing with the king
And doin' improper things ♪
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♪ near the century's end ♪
♪ drainin' the well ♪
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♪ untying the loop ♪
♪ wanna marry cousin fran, and
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In this era they can ♪
♪ so it ain't no big whoop ♪
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♪ not much more to say ♪
♪ after who, when, and how ♪
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♪ in fact, this song begins to
Repeat itself right about now ♪
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♪ just some noble dukes ♪
♪ why they do this is vague ♪
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♪ but let them have their fun,
'cause in no time they'll be
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Dead from the plague ♪
>> a-whoopie!
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[ splash! ]
>> I don't know.
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Seems like cheatin'.
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>> well, should we throw it
Back?
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>> let me know what you come up
With, fellas!
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>> thank you, my libertarian
Friends, for making us your
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Nominees for president and
Vice president of the
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United states of america!
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>> 1984 is the year of the
Libertarian party!
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We will be champions!
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>> yes, unfortunately, the rock
Band queen won't let us play
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Their hit "We are the
Champions," but enjoy this
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Soundalike, which we will play
In the white house!
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>> ♪ we are the victors of the
Globe ♪
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♪ and we'll continue doing
Stuff... ♪
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>> four years ago, I said we
Would be champions!
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How wrong I was.
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Ronald reagan soundly beat us.
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>> in fact, we received less
Than 1% of 1% of the vote.
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>> but it is 1988, and the
Country needs to come together
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Like a family!
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>> we are family!
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We are family!
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>> don't worry, sister sledge.
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This is not your
Copyright-protected musical hit
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"We are family."
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It's something better.
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>> ♪ we are a close-knit group ♪
♪ coworkers and acquaintances ♪
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>> four years ago, we asked
America to join our family.
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America said no.
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>> so we decided to make loving
Families of our own.
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Who else wants to get on board
The love train?!
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>> sadly, the o'jays won't let
Us use their hit song
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"Love train."
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>> even though it expresses
Every political ideal we stand
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For.
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>> next stop, the white house!
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>> toot toot!
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All aboard!
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>> ♪ citizens of the earth ♪
>> ♪ come on ♪
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>> ♪ ride the friend choo-choo ♪
>> ♪ ride ♪
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>> ♪ ride the friend choo-choo ♪
>> ♪ yeah ♪
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>> ♪ ride the friend choo-choo ♪
>> well, sadly, not a single
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Voter chose to board the
Friendship choo-choo.
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Worse, despite using the
Soundalike, the o'jays still
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Sued us.
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>> and during the 16-year legal
Battle, unsavory private matters
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Were revealed, resulting in the
Spectacular in-court suicide of
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My beautiful wife, jeanette.
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>> my wife, sarah, also
Committed suicide.
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But, uh, that was unrelated to
The trial.
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>> these tragedies taught us
That life, like voting for a
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Third party, are ultimately
Meaningless.
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>> so I-in the end, all we, the
Libertarian party, are is dust
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In the wind!
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>> dut! Dut! Dut! Dut! Dut!
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>> I mean, all of us is airborne
Mini dirt.
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>> airborne mini dirt, y'all!
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>> ♪ all of us is airborne mini
Dirt ♪
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>> so, as you can see, the
Square root of negative one is
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The imaginary number "I."
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>> I don't get it.
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Oh, now I ge--
>> [ vomiting ]
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>> clark! It's me -- lois!
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Oh, my god, what happened to
You?
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>> give me your boobs.
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>> ugh!
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>> they're in your head if you
Look inside of the microscope or
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Acutes if you're bound to find
Them, 'cause they're so
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Prevalent.
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I'm made of chocolate!
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>> oh, whillikers, mr. Kent!
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You look awful!
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Let's get you home.
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[ tires screech ]
>> you better drink up, fishes,
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'cause you need to be drinking!
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>> uh-oh, looks like clark was
Exposed to some red kryptonite.
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I better -- hey, wait a minute.
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Oh, hey, that looks like fun.
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Say, what do you guys do with
Your regular clothes when you
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Turn super?
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>> mine disappear when I spin
Around.
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>> mine just go into my ring.
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>> uh, I don't know.
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I just drop mine in the street,
I guess.
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I'm saving lives!
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>> hmm.
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I thought so.
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[ indistinct talking ]
>> ew!
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>> the leader of the band!
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>> his blood runs through my
Instruments!
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[ saxophone playing ]
[ video-game music playing ]
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>> this is boring!
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>> but it doesn't have to be!
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Wait till you try the latest
Wii fit game, "Humping robot."
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>> wow!
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[ fast-paced music playing ]
Awesome!
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>> can I play?
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>> sure!
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>> it's fun for the whole
Family.
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[ banging ]
[ dinging ]
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>> aah!
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[ match strikes ]
I want to play.
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>> "Humping robot" for wii fit.
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Get your copy today.
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Repetitive stress disorder may
Lead to total failure of the
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Pelvis.
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>> okay, our lead story is the
Zoning-commission scandal.
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Next up, metro section.
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Kent, what do you got?!
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>> the jeffersons are on saturn!
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The robot's in the foreground in
My head, screaming!
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>> good. Go with that.
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>> who says homeless people are
Useless?
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[ laughs ]
Up, up, and away.
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[ slurp ]
>> excuse me, frog.
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Can you help me get across the
River?
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I could ride on your back.
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>> oh, but you're a scorpion.
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You'll sting me!
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>> no!
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We'd both drown.
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Why would I do that?
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>> hmm.
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Okay!
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[ sword unsheathes ]
What the [bleep]
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>> it's in my nature!
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>> [bleep] You!
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>> ow! You shot me!
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>> blowing your brains out is my
[bleep] Nature!
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>> relax! We made it! Chill!
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>> chill this, asshole!
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[ panting ]
>> excuse me, sir, might you
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Give a tired gerbil a ride
Across?
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I promise not to crawl into your
Ass or anything.
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But why?
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>> it's in my nature.
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[ farting ]
>> ugh!
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Got to cut back on the
Smurfberries.
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All that fiber turns my
Intestines into a smurfing log
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Flume.
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Huh, wonder who the page-three
Girl is.
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Gee, smurfette.
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Shocker.
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[ toilette flushes ]
Uh-oh. Oh, no.
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Go down. Go down.
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Oh, no! Oh, no!
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Oh, oh! Smurf me up the smurf!
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>> the village septic tank is
Smurfed to hell!
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>> well, handy, we're a
Communist society, so hurry up
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And fix it for free.
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>> you don't understand!
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The tank ruptured.
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The sewage has smurfed into the
Water table.
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[ bubbling ]
>> ugh!
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Uncle gallio, I feel sick.
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Everything tastes like rotten
Smurfberries.
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>> our water has been
Contaminated, allstar.
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>> so how does a test tube work
Underwater, exactly?
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>> it doesn't take a scientist
To figure out those jerk-ass
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Smurfs are dumping crap in our
Lake again!
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>> are those flying fish?
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>> I hate flying fish!
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>> are those flying fish stuffed
With dynamite?!
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>> I hate flying fish stuffed
With --
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[ smurfs screaming ]
>> I really have an ethical
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Problem with this.
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>> what? They're volunteering.
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Just remember, 72 fish virgins
Await you in fish heaven.
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>> to me, my smurfs!
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It's war!
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War!
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[ smurfs screaming ]
[ ears ringing ]
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>> [ nasally ] I can't hear!
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I can't hear!
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>> you couldn't hear before!
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Your name is deaf smurf, for
God's sakes!
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>> oh, yeah!
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Well, it still sucks!
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>> see? Like "Braveheart"!
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>> a present!
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>> everyone, stop picking up the
Presents!
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[ slow-motion ] St-o-o-o-o-op!
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>> everyone listen to me.
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We're gonna outflank them with
A pincer maneuver!
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Then we'll encircle them with
A blitzkrieg!
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>> you don't know what you're
Smurfing about, brainy!
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>> papa smurf said I'm in
Charge, and papa smurf is always
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Right, because papa smurf --
[ whirl! ]
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Hey, it's true!
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The brain does stay alive after
De-smurfitation.
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>> [ gulping ]
>> aah!
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>> stop it, you stupid boys!
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This isn't accomplishing
Anything!
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>> are you a f-- are you a f--
A female?
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>> well, sure I am.
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Why?
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>> [ groans ]
>> we thought there was only one
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Girl in the whole world, this
Tired, old worn-out whore over
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Here!
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>> hey!
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>> so it's agreed.
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We'll stop smurfing our turds in
Your lake.
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[ snorks cheering ]
>> and in return, we shall give
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You photos of our women.
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[ smurfs cheering ]
>> to masturbate to.
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>> yes, to masturbate to.
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[ smurfs cheering ]
>> unbelievable!
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Rotten scum-bag men.
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Ugh!
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>> ♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
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♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
Bawk bawk ♪
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♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
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♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
Bawk bawk ♪
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♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
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♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
Bawk bawk ♪
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Ba-gawk! Bawk.
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>> [ gurgling ]
>> [ laughs ]
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Stupid fish!
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Get in the [bleep] Pan!
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[ sizzling ]
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