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[ thunder crashing ]
[ drilling, sawing ]
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[ electricity crackling ]
>> it's alive!
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[ electricity crackling ]
>> it's alive!
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>> and to all you kids under 18
Watching "Robot chicken," shame
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On your parents!
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>> okay, kids, who wants to
Learn about different types of
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Leaves?
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[ keypads clicking ]
Okay, who wants to play on your
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Cellphones and twitter your
Facebooks or whatever the hell
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While I go smoke behind that
Tree?
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See ya.
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[ clicking continues ]
>> [ lisping ] But what about
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The leaves?
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Oh, my gosh!
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Just like the classic anime
"Ranma nibunnoichi."
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Whoever bathes in the spring
Of drowned girl will become an
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Awesomely sexy lady!
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So, the question is, do I want
To be an awesomely sexy lady?
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Hmm.
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[ harp plays ]
[ gasps ]
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Oh, my gosh!
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I've got [gasps]
And I've [gasps]
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And this is [gasps]
These are m-- oh, it feels so
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Good to the hand!
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>> that will be $68.50.
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[ gasps ]
By which I mean "Free."
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>> what wonderful powers!
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Hee hee!
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[ rock music plays ]
Any tombs you'd like to raid?
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The frank miller one, not the
Jennifer garner one.
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This may be your final fantasy.
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How about a look at these
Jewels, batman?
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♪ oh, she-shoo she-shoo ♪
Hello, ladies.
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Yes, good to see you.
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Just another girl.
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Oh, gosh!
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These are so heavy!
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>> oh, let us help you!
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>> that's good! That's good!
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You're really helping, girls.
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Ahh g-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a.
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>> hey, doesn't hot water turn
Ranma into a boy again?
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>> hey!
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Yeah!
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>> ew!
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>> ohh!
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>> gross!
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>> well, it's still skin-on-skin
Contact.
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Whoopee!
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Yes, I do want to be an
Awesomely sexy lady!
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Hee hee hee!
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Mammarize me, forces of the
Universe!
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Splash! Splash! Splash!
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>> and, tragically, this is
Where a young lady drowned many
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Years ago.
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>> was she hot?
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>> the brochure says she was
400 pounds with a club foot and
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Chronic flatulence.
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So...No.
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Anyway, back on the bus,
Everybody!
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Move it around.
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>> oh, no.
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>> hey, you must be the new
Girl!
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My name's kaitlyn!
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>> [ farts ]
>> ew!
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>> dang it.
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[ farting continues ]
>> aah!
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♪ how how how how ♪
I stubbed my toe.
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[ whales singing ]
>> oh, no!
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You poor whale!
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[ whale singing ]
[ synthesizers playing ]
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>> ♪ mask! ♪
♪ no one knows what's underneath
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Their mask charade ♪
♪ mask! ♪
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♪ what's underneath are dudes
With regular faces ♪
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♪ mask! ♪
♪ helicopters that turn into
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Smaller helicopters ♪
♪ mask! ♪
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♪ cars open their doors, which
Sort of makes them airplanes ♪
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♪ mask! ♪
>> whose mask is this?
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Why do we call these "Masks," by
The way?
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This is a helmet, not a mask.
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>> [ snickering ]
>> ♪ mask! ♪
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♪ do they know "Command" doesn't
Start with a "K"? ♪
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♪ mask! ♪
♪ the things they turn into are
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Worse than they were before ♪
♪ mask! ♪
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♪ do they sell the gas to
Themselves? ♪
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♪ mask! ♪
♪ the show appears to take place
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In arizona or maybe rural
Nevada ♪
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♪ mask! ♪
>> yes, kim kardashian, soon my
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Plan will come to fruition.
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[ laughs evilly ]
Yes.
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>> the excitement of
"The black hole" now on dvd!
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[ suspenseful music plays ]
Don't miss all the action!
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On sale now!
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Action!
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>> [ growling ]
>> [ giggling ]
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>> don't throw it to me.
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Don't throw it to me.
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Oh, no, no, no, not to me.
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Don't throw it to me.
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>> [ giggling ]
[ suspenseful music plays,
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Crowd cheering ]
[ music swells ]
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[ crowd cheering ]
[ crowd booing ]
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[ buzzer sounds ]
[ air whistling ]
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>> [ growling ]
[ roars ]
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>> aw! [ snorts ]
Two for flinching!
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>> they don't hurt.
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See?
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>> mighty mouse!
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Why did you do that to him?
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>> he [bleep] My sister!
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>> slow and easy, max.
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We don't want to twist another
Pipe.
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>> whatcha doin'?
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>> whoa!
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>> aah!
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>> aah!
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>> whoa!
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So...
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Whatcha doin'?
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>> we're gonna drop a nuke down
This hole and blow up the
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Asteroid so it doesn't hit our
Planet and kill everyone.
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>> that's weird!
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>> why?
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>> well, my dad and his team are
Doing the same thing on that
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Planet so it doesn't hit us.
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>> hit you?
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You're the one hurtling towards
Us!
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>> it's all relative, really,
Objects in space, and blah,
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Blah, blah.
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I just came up to watch the
Show.
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It should be a good one.
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>> franken berry is part of this
Nutritious breakfast.
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[ spitting and coughing ]
[ dialing ]
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>> hello?
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>> frankenstein's got his own
Cereal?!
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>> I take it you haven't seen
The count chocula commercial?
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>> [ spits ]
Shut the [bleep] Up!
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[ telephone beeps ]
Hand on a sec.
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Hello?
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>> ah-who-o-o-o-o do they think
They are?!
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>> I know!
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You're watchin' the
Franken berry commercial, right?
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>> no. Boo berry.
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>> [ spits ]
Who the hell is boo berry?!
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That does it!
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I'm making my own cereal!
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Baboon.
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Cocoon.
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Fafoon.
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Legume.
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Nanoom.
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Aha!
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>> take two-o-o-o-o!
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[ slate clicks ]
>> I'm frightened...
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That I won't find a delicious
Treat to snack on!
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>> why not turn those chills
Into thrills?
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>> [ gasps ] The creature with
The black macaroons?!
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>> and they're not just for
Snackin'!
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Dip them in a lagoon of milk to
Make them part of this
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Nutritious breakfast.
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Hope, hope, hope, hope!
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Black macaroons?
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Free samples.
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Straight from the lagoon.
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Ma'am, would you -- okay.
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Sir, would you like to try some
Fresh -- ma'am, could I interest
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You in a -- [bleep] You.
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Sir, they're black, like y--
Sorry.
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Sorry.
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Black macaroons?
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[ chewing loudly ]
Should have gone with "Legumes."
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>> writers, welcome back to the
Third season of
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"Star trek: next generation."
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As you know, the fans hate
Wil wheaton's character,
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Wesley crusher, and it's
Starting to get dangerous.
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>> dangerous how, mr. Berman?
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[ click ]
>> wow, that billboard company
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Will print anything.
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[ telephone rings ]
>> big al's big-ass billboards.
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Sure, let me write that down.
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"Pepsi makes you piss blood."
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Got it.
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Dr. Pepper gettin' aggressive.
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Big al likes it.
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>> so, what are we gonna do
About it?
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>> we could fire wil wheaton?
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>> can't!
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His contract is ironclad and
Dipped in gold, had all that
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"Stand by me" heat.
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We made some foolish choices.
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>> oh, I know!
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Let's introduce a character so
Bad, it'll make wesley crusher
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Look good!
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>> genius!
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>> uh, we could just make wesley
Better?
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>> you! Out!
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Now!
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[ beeping ]
>> snirkle! Snirkle! Snirkle!
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Let's have fun, wesley!
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Snirkle! Snirkle! Snirkle!
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>> darn it, snirkles, I can't
Have fun right now!
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I have important work to do!
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>> [ giggles ] Someone needs a
Space banjo song!
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♪ ah ahh ♪
>> snirkles, no!
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[ banjo playing ]
♪ snirkles snirkle banjo song ♪
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♪ we'll have fun the whole day
Long ♪
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♪ listen and you'll smile soon ♪
♪ snirkle snirkle banjo tune ♪
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Hee hee hee!
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Snirkle! Snirkle! Snirkle!
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>> snirkle-e-e-e-e-e-s!
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[ click ]
>> uh-oh.
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>> any, uh, last words?
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>> yes, please! Thank you!
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Tell my wife...
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>> [ laughs ]
I love doing that.
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>> john cena was supposed to
Challenge me for this
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Championship tonight.
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But apparently, he got lost on
His way here!
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[ crowd booing ]
>> that is a load of bull!
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We saw triple h let the air out
Of john cena's tires!
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Damn him!
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>> I guess if nobody's man
Enough to challenge me, I'll
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Just take my championship belt
And go home!
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[ rock music plays ]
>> it's her! It's her!
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Dakota fanning is in the
Building, and, man, she looks
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Pissed!
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>> and let's not forget that
Dakota's new movie, "Wishmagic:
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The horse that wrote poems,"
Opens friday in theaters across
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The country!
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>> I thought I was here to talk
About "Wishmagic: the horse that
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Wrote poems," but, apparently,
Some son of a bitch had to go
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And run his mouth!
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Hyah!
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Unh! Unh! Unh!
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>> it's on!
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It's on now!
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Triple h is in a world of hurt!
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>> here comes the good part!
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Unh!
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>> the dakota-nator!
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The dakota-nator!
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This match is over if she can
Pin him in the ring!
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It's john cena!
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>> he must want a piece of
Triple h, too!
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>> aah!
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>> ohh, it's a damn double
Cross!
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John cena and triple h must
Have set up dakota fanning from
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The beginning!
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>> oh, damn them!
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Damn them!
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"Wishmagic: the horse that wrote
Poems" opens friday!
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Damn them to hell!
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>> ♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
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