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[ thunder crashing ]
[ drilling, sawing ]
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[ electricity crackling ]
>> it's alive!
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[ electricity crackling ]
>> it's alive!
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>> my son perseus, you have the
Advantage of a strong body and a
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Pleasing face, but you will need
The help of zeus!
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Here is an impenetrable shield
And a sword that will penetrate
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Any armor.
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Try not to get it too close to
The shield.
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Not sure which one beats the
Other.
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[ sighs ]
Bo-ring!
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What about this little baby?
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Yeah, git-r-done!
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>> ♪ over land ♪
♪ and shallow stream ♪
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♪ comes a clashing titan
Four-wheel dream machine ♪
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♪ perseus monster truck! ♪
[ swords clanging ]
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[ all scream ]
>> ♪ with the monster truck
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Custom chrome grill guard ♪
♪ you can smash through anything
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That's hard ♪
♪ perseus monster truck! ♪
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♪ ow! ♪
♪ calibos is in the swamp ♪
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♪ that's where his monster truck
Will stomp ♪
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♪ perseus monster truck! ♪
♪ turbo charged ♪
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♪ and diesel mean ♪
♪ a clashing titan four-wheel
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Dream machine ♪
>> aw [bleep]
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>> if you touch your sister one
More time, I am driving this car
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Into a lake!
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[ tires screech ]
>> I'm iron man!
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Ignite rocket boots!
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Whoosh!
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Vr-r-r-oom! Zho-zho!
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Repulser rays, go!
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Choo-choo-choo!
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[ laughs ]
I'm iron man!
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Holy crap!
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It's iron man for real!
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Hey, iron man!
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Iron man!
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Iron man, look at me!
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I'm iron man, too!
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>> what the -- whoa!
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>> hey, hulk, I'm iron man!
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>> works for hulk.
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[ grunts ]
>> whoa!
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Unh! Unh! Ow!
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Mommy?
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[ splat! ]
Unh!
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I'm...Iron man.
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>> well, works for giant-man.
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>> aaaaaaaaah!
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[ weakly ] I'm iron man.
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>> yay, iron man!
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>> nice job, avengers.
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Hey, what happened to that
Little kid?
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>> kid?
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[ thunk! ]
>> look on the bright side.
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Now he's a real iron man.
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[ clank! Clank! ]
[ chuckles ]
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Get it? Iron man.
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He's made of iron.
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>> [ grunts ]
>> what? What?
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>> too soon, tony, too soon.
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>> [ singing in italian ]
>> [ singing in italian ]
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>> [ singing in italian ]
[ all singing in italian ]
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>> ♪ khan ♪
♪ khan ♪
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♪ kha-a-a-a-n ♪
>> [ singing in italian ]
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>> [ singing in italian ]
>> [ singing in italian ]
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>> ladies and gentlemen,
Nascar's newest driver,
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Speed racer.
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[ techno music plays ]
>> it is my goal to drive my car
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The fastest, using all the rpms
At my disposal and cross the
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Finish line before the other
Cars, which will result in me
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Winning many races, mm?
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>> hey, mr. Racer, have you
Lined up any corporate
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Sponsorships?
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>> as a matter of fact, I've
Lined up japan's most popular
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Animé series to sponsor my car.
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[ all gasp ]
The english translation of
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The series is "Many-tentacled
Rapists from hell conquer the
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Innocence of schoolgirls," and,
As you can see, the production
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Values are extremely high.
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Ho-ho-ho.
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[ sproing! ]
>> oh, no! Speed, come quick!
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>> [ gasps ]
>> I thought southern
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Intolerance was a thing of the
Past.
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>> folks, hey, this isn't a hate
Cross.
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It's a welcome cross.
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>> wow, this particular gift
Basket contains a wide selection
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Of omaha steaks, plus a $50 gift
Certificate to best buy.
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Ahhh.
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>> hey, I never got a welcome
Cross.
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>> and the mach 5 makes an early
Push using a debatably legal
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Tactic.
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>> speed, those must be the
Jewel thieves that stole the
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Daytona 500 diamond.
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>> [ laughs evilly ]
>> this calls for a little
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Creative driving.
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[ engine revving ]
[ crowd shouting ]
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>> oh, my!
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Gonna have to check the rule
Book on that maneuver, race
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Fans.
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>> don't worry, speed.
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Help is on the way -- from a
Mysterious ally.
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>> hey, everybody, give
Speed racer's secret brother
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Some room.
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>> go help your secret brother,
Racer x.
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>> boy, I wish I had a secret
Brother like racer x.
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>> those drivers are persistent,
But they are certainly no match
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For the mach 5.
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[ laughs ]
>> whoa!
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Not sure that oil-slick
Dispenser is nascar regulation,
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Folks.
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>> good god!
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>> sir! Sir!
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The tv ratings are in!
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>> hot damn!
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Viewership has tripled!
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[ sproing! ]
>> yay, speed!
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>> oh, yeah! Hurray for speed!
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>> we did it -- first place!
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>> yay, speed!
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Say, where are spritle and
Chim chim?
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>> ho-ho-ho!
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Those scamps are probably stowed
Away in the mach 5 again.
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>> both: ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
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>> all: [ gasp ]
>> uh...
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Someone get a hose and a garbage
Bag.
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>> there's no place like home.
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There's no place like home.
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>> goodbye, dorothy.
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>> bye, dorothy!
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>> we'll miss you.
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>> so long!
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[ twinkle! ]
>> is that kansas skank gone?
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Sweet!
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Back to business as usual.
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>> but why?
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>> ohh, remember when I said I
Was a very bad wizard?
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Well, case in point.
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>> oh!
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>> I'll just take that brain
Back.
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>> aah! Aah!
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[ clank! ]
>> hmm.
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[ munch! ]
Mmm! Mmm!
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>> oh, but my courage is more of
A concept, really.
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Aah!
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>> yep. [ sighs ]
It's good to be the wizard.
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>> sir, glinda the good witch is
Here.
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>> ahh, bring me my rape shoes.
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>> I want to be just like daddy.
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>> [ crying ]
>> whoo! Yeah!
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>> previously on "The hills,"
Heidi tried to apologize, but I
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Wasn't ready to forgive her.
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>> it's hard to say you're
Sorry.
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>> you're sorry.
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See, I just said it.
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And my job at teen vogue was
About to change forever.
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>> we are sending you to paris!
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>> oh, my god. Paris?
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>> ♪ I'm just a girl ♪
♪ and paris is so far away ♪
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>> I'm sorry.
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I thought that song might go
Longer.
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Anyway, there's a catch.
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We're also sending heidi.
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>> but heidi doesn't even work
Here.
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>> what are you saying, that
This is a scripted show?
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>> I just don't know if I can go
To paris with heidi.
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>> ♪ a trip to paris ♪
♪ is what you've always wanted ♪
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♪ but there's a catch ♪
♪ and her name is heidi montag ♪
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>> it's really hard, but I want
You to go to paris.
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>> I don't know. It's hard!
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>> I like talking.
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>> ♪ I'm talkin' to you ♪
♪ about every little thing that
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You do ♪
♪ but I can't tell the
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Difference ♪
♪ between you two ♪
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>> spencer, I don't think you
Even know where paris is.
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>> leave him alone, lauren.
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He's trying.
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Driving is hard.
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Everything is so hard!
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>> heidi, other one, stop
Yelling!
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Ow! Noises hurt!
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Stop hurting me, baby!
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>> ♪ mistakes are easy to make ♪
♪ when you're young and on your
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Way to paris ♪
>> oh, great, the tires are
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Flat.
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>> no, they aren't.
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You just drove off the road.
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>> fine, lauren, fine!
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I can't do this with you right
Now!
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Frustrated grunt!
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>> you're jealous that I'm with
Spencer.
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This is hard, lauren!
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Seriously!
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>> getting to paris is hard!
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The keys!
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Either one of them could have
The keys.
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So...
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I should go...
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This way.
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>> ♪ sometimes you got to split
The difference ♪
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♪ between two people and then
You find the car keys ♪
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♪ but if someone's watching
Through binoculars ♪
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♪ it means the hills have eyes ♪
♪ and paris is so far away ♪
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>> the city of lights!
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[ gasps ]
I made it!
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>> ♪ looks like you made it to
The big time ♪
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♪ and it was such a hard climb ♪
♪ but paris can be lonely
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Without friends ♪
>> we gonna skin ya and wear
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Your skin and bake you in an
Oven and eat you, girl.
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>> [ muffled screaming ]
[ gasping ]
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That sounds hard!
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>> come on.
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Let's go warms up the oven.
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>> [ whimpering ]
>> shh.
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Be quiet, guys.
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Don't say anything.
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>> ♪ on the outside lookin' in ♪
♪ everything seems so
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Frightening ♪
♪ but just remember who you
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Are ♪
♪ a big, bright, shining star ♪
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>> aah!
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♪ hey, you're just a girl ♪
>> aah!
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[ thud! Crack! ]
>> ♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
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♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
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Bawk bawk ♪
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
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♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
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Bawk bawk ♪
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
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♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
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Bawk bawk ♪
Ba-gawk! Bawk.
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Bawk bawk ♪
Ba-gawk! Bawk.
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