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[ thunder crashing ]
[ drilling, sawing ]
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[ electricity crackling ]
>> it's alive!
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[ electricity crackling ]
>> it's alive!
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>> ♪ I wanna rock ♪
>> the strawberries taste like
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Strawberries.
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The snozzberries taste like
Snozzberries.
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>> ew! Pbht!
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These carrots taste musky.
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>> out! Damn oompa-loompas!
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>> hello, my dear.
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>> hello, father.
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>> and what does the day have in
Store for you today?
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>> well, I wanted to play
Hopscotch, but marie wants to
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Play skipping.
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>> didn't you play hopscotch
Yesterday?
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>> yes, and it was so much fun.
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>> well, if you ask me, skipping
Can be just as much fun.
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>> babar, the revolution has
Begun!
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>> oh, you heathens!
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[ indistinct shouting ]
Follow me!
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Run! Run!
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Unhand her!
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>> vive la revolution!
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>> [ trumpets ]
>> no, no, no!
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>> aah!
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>> save us.
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[ trumpets ]
>> aah!
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>> [ screeches ]
>> any last words?
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>> [ trumpets ]
[ crowd cheering ]
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>> hey, what's up?
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Um, listen, I know things got a
Little crazy last night, but I'd
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Really love to see you again.
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>> oh, gosh!
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Uh, you know, I'm really busy
With school and stuff.
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>> oh, sure, sure, yeah.
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I'm very busy, too.
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Um, but, I mean, I-I've
Slime-violated a lot of orifices
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With a lot of hotties in my day,
And -- and, um, you know, last
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Night was the first time it
Really meant anything to me.
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So, um, maybe...
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You...
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Maybe we'll go...See a movie or
Something.
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>> okay, look, I'll be honest.
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There is no way my dad will let
Me date a tentacle monster.
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>> I'm saying that I think I
Love you!
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>> wow!
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All right!
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Uh, I have homework, so take
Care of yourself, okay?
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>> oh! Stupid!
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[ camera shutter clicks ]
>> mary lou!
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Let me take your picture for the
Paper!
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[ screaming ]
>> an average teenage boy bitten
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By a radioactive white-tailed
Deer.
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His life is about to change by
Leaps and bounds.
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>> huh.
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Yeah! Yeah!
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Yeah!
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>> I'm a mugger!
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Give me your money!
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Ugh!
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>> kid venison!
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To be a hero, he'll risk
Everything he holds "Dear."
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>> you're very different,
Perry -- like, skittish.
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>> ha! That's absurd.
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>> [ backfires ]
>> aah!
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>> kid venison!
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>> now it's time to poach some
Poachers.
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[ horn honks, tires screech ]
>> kid venison!
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>> hey, boy, pull my finger.
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[ farting ]
[ laughs ]
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[ farting continues ]
Whoa!
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Let go! Let go! Let go!
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Let go! Let go!
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Whoa!
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>> hey, dude, what do you think
Bud bundy's up to right now?
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[ laughs ]
David [bleep] Faustino, bro!
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[ gunshot ]
[ all screaming ]
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>> I told you we'd liberate
Pakistan, samir.
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But first I had to liberate your
Head from your shoulders.
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[ cellphone rings ]
>> david, baby.
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It's your agent.
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Listen, apatow wants you for the
Lead in his new movie.
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>> pass.
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I'm already playing a lead.
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The movie is democracy.
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My character -- patriotism.
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>> mmm.
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Thanks for dinner, baby.
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Hope you left room to nurse.
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>> yeah, you too, doll.
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I got something for your mouth.
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>> boogie-boogie!
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>> ooh! O.J. Simpson?!
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>> gonna get cut, bitch.
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>> [ crying ]
[ train whistle blows ]
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>> excuse me.
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Is this seat taken?
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>> oh, sure.
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Help yourself.
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>> women, huh?
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Can't live without 'em.
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Or can you?
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>> what do you mean?
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>> my jessica's a cheating
Bitch, but I could never kill
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Her.
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I'd be the prime suspect.
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>> I'm not following you.
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>> but if we kill each other's
Wives, jeepers!
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It would be the p-p-p-perfect
Crime!
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>> well, nice talking to you,
I guess, but I really must be
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Going.
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>> oh, I got you.
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>> what?
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>> I got you.
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>> nicole!
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I brought you your child
Support.
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I know it's a few weeks early,
But you know how completely not
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Bitter I am about the divorce.
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>> oh, hey, there!
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>> oh, my!
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What did you do?!
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>> what did I do?
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We had a deal.
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Now it's your turn to kill my
Wife.
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>> I can't take the life of
Another human being.
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>> p-p-p-please?
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>> no!
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>> b-b-b-but we had a deal, see?
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You don't want to see me when
I'm steamed!
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[ steam whistle blows ]
Take care of my wife, or it's
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Curtains for you!
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>> oh, no!
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>> ...To nurse.
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>> yeah, you too, doll.
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I got something for your mouth.
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>> boogie-boogie!
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>> ooh! O.J. Simpson?!
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>> gonna get cut, bitch!
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>> [ crying ]
>> if you don't get out of
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Town.
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Your husband's trying to kill
You.
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>> da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da!
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I knew I couldn't trust your
Kind.
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>> what the [bleep] Is that
Supposed to mean?
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>> real people!
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I meant real people!
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>> [ grunting ]
You killer! Die!
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Die, you killin' killer!
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Take that! And that!
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And some of this!
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Ooh, yeah!
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Hey, that's what you get when
You squeeze the juice.
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>> so, when you said, "You gonna
Get cut, bitch," it was a
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Warning, not a threat?
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>> you got it!
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>> why'd you have to call her a
Bitch?
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>> and that's how I tracked down
Your gammy's real killer.
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>> [ crying ]
>> something must have spooked
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The boy.
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>> oh, he can just sense evil.
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That's all.
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>> there's been a horrible
Accident.
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>> oscar, bring your shovel and
A can of gasoline.
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>> no, I want you to rebuild
Her, like you did me.
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>> steve, your bionics cost us
$6 million.
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We can't ju--
>> come on!
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You have the technology.
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You say it all the time.
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"Steve, we have the technology."
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You won't shut up about it.
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>> ah [bleep] It.
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Put her on the table.
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>> ha! Great!
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Now, while you're in there, I
Had a few ideas myself.
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[ monitor beeping ]
>> now, jamie, don't be alarmed.
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We've rebuilt you.
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You are now a bionic woman!
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>> wait.
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Wait.
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Did you give me breast implants?
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>> oh, uh, that's where we put
Your batteries.
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Steve said you had room to
Spare.
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[ whirring ]
>> my -- my arm.
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I can't feel my arm!
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>> relax, relax.
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It's now completely robotic.
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Let me just fire it up for you.
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>> what's wrong with it?
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>> oh, steve said your arm gets
Tired when you...Polish stuff.
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>> we also reinforced your
Knees.
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You could be on them for hours
Without getting sore.
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>> I want to talk to steve!
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>> right here, baby.
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Right here.
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Oh, wow!
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Great job, goldman!
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Ohh, didn't have time to fix her
Nose, huh?
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>> you son of a bitch!
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You made me into a monster!
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>> ohh!
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Hey, is she on the rag?
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I thought we were gonna tie her
Tubes.
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>> I'll [bleep] Kill you!
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[ monitor beeping ]
>> oh, god!
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I've spent my life creating
Bionic frankensteins.
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Now the shoe's on the other
Foot.
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>> we're alive, but we'll be
More machine than man.
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The irony is -- well, it's
Palpable.
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>> well, actually, you're not
Much more than head and stomach
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Right now.
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You won't live through the
Night.
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>> hey, but you can rebuild us,
Right?
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>> no.
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>> you mean you don't have the
Technology?
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>> [ laughing ] No!
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>> boo!
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>> aah!
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[ grunting ]
>> [ laughing ]
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>> mother[bleep]
You think it's funny?
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You think it's [bleep] Funny?!
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Yeah, this is [bleep] Funny!
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Yeah!
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Who's laughing now, stupid?!
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Huh?! Who's laughing now?!
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Ha ha!
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>> uh...Well, this is a little
Unprecedented.
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>> who's my special angel?
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Who's my special joy?
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>> [ vomits ]
>> geez, kid, you're such a
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Buzzkill.
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>> come with me, the terminator
Baby, if you want to live.
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>> you got to be kidding me.
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[ doorbell rings ]
>> don't you answer that!
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I will answer the door in this
Here situation here.
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Oh, no!
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Skynet has sent back the
Terminator puppy!
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Aah!
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>> and now we fight with the
Fist, and it will be a big
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Fight!
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>> you are ridiculous!
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Come on!
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>> wait for me!
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I got the little baby legs!
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[ beeping ]
That was a good idea,
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Sarah connor!
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Oh, no!
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You got to change me!
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Quickly, there.
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Take off the diaper.
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>> hold still.
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>> now clean the poo.
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>> I'm trying.
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>> the baby powder!
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>> stop telling me what to do.
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>> ...My gigantic baby balls.
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>> let's go.
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>> go! Go! Go!
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Go, go, go!
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Aah!
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Aaaah!
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Aah!
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Yeah! Yeah!
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Okay, good, good.
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Yeah. Oh.
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Ugh!
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[ grunting ]
Aah!
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You have been a naughty puppy!
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Ugh!
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Aaah!
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>> koo koo ka choo to you, the
Terminator puppy.
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Ugh!
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Aaah!
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[ electricity crackling ]
>> is it over?
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>> yeah.
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I'm thinking I need a little
Baby vacation.
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Ohh, that's so nice.
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Now I know the human feelings of
The family and the love and the
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Hug --
[ electricity crackling ]
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>> again, we've thwarted skynet,
And john is free to grow up to
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Be the savior of mankind.
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I think skynet is running out of
Ideas for terminators at this
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Point, but if a baby terminator
Can learn to love, then maybe
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There is hope for --
Holy [bleep]
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[ crash ]
>> ♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
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♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
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00:11:04,830 --> 00:11:06,665
Bawk bawk ♪
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
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♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
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Bawk bawk ♪
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
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♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
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Bawk bawk ♪
Ba-gawk! Bawk.
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>> ♪ I wanna rock ♪
[ cricket chirping ]
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Oh, come on!
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>> I can't applaud any louder
Than this.
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