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[ thunder crashing ]
[ drilling, sawing ]
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[ electricity crackling ]
>> it's alive!
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[ electricity crackling ]
>> it's alive!
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>> aaaaaaaaah!
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I don't know how to express my
Feelings!
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>> I hit my head in the bathroom
And had the inspiration to draw
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This!
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>> and how did you...
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Hit your head in the bathroom,
Doc?
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>> uhh...
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[ grunts ]
[ choking ]
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Ohh!
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Aah!
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>> hey, y'all.
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Recognize me?
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I'm the pen lying on your desk.
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We've never been properly
Introduced, I guess.
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Whoo-hoo!
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Boy, oh, boy, I sure do have a
Lot of fun when you're not
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Around.
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Hee-hee-hee!
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I have pen pals all around the
World.
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I always sign your name, though.
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Most of them are underage boys.
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What will I do with all those
Stacks of letters and photos?
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You'll find out soon enough.
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Whoo-hoo-hoo!
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I'm a really good artist.
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Here's a picture of your boss
Peeing into his own mouth.
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Think he'll be mad?
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[ train whistle blows ]
Well, nice chattin' with ya.
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See you later.
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Hey, there!
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Wanna make a quick $10?
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>> yeah. $10.
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That's great.
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>> oh, good!
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Stick me up your butt.
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Hope you like dysentery.
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Hee-hee-hee!
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>> [ screams ]
Help! Help! Help!
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>> screaming won't do you any
Good!
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[ laughs evilly ]
The walls are soundproof!
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[ pounding on door ]
>> [ muffled ] Hello?
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Are you okay in there?
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I'm calling the police.
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[ dial tone, keypad dialing ]
>> oh, well.
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That's what I get for going with
The lowing soundproofing
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Estimate.
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[ beeping ]
>> hello, what have we here?!
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Spearmint tic tacs, three for
$1.
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Billy dee, this is a red-letter
Day.
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>> oh, wow!
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Billy dee williams!
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Hey, I'm a huge fan.
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>> why, thank you.
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Where have you seen my work?
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"Lady sings the blues,"
"Mahogany," my episode of
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"The jeffersons"?
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>> uh...No, no, no.
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"Star wars," I would guess.
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>> oh, yes.
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That's where I play the hero,
Lando calrissian.
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>> well, I wouldn't call him a
"Hero" per se.
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He did betray all of his friends
To the empire.
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>> oh, no, no, no, no.
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No, no, no.
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>> the tic tacs need a coupon.
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>> the empire got there first,
And he had a whole city of
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People to protect.
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>> yeah, but it's working with
The enemy, like france did after
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The nazis invaded.
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>> no coupon?
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They're 99 cents each.
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>> you are comparing
Lando calrissian to
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Marshall philippe pétain --
France's greatest traitor?!
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>> I just think he could have
Practiced nonviolent resistance
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Or something.
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Even a wink to han when they
Landed would have been nice.
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Like, "[ coughs ] Look out.
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[ coughs ] Vader, trap.
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[ coughs ]"
You know, something.
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He's more of a sell-out than a
Hero.
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>> no coupon?
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>> will you wait about the damn
Tic tacs?!
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I'm billy dee [bleep] Williams,
And I'm tired of people saying
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Lando was a [bleep] Traitor!
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[bleep] You, damn it!
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>> uh, is there a problem here?
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>> [ laughs ]
No. Oh, my -- ohh.
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Hey, I'm sorry, everybody.
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[ laughs ]
I'll pay full price for the
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Tic tacs.
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>> good.
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Glad to see lando showing some
Integrity for once.
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>> [ italian accent ] You know,
Donkey kong, at $137 a barrel,
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This is a tremendous a-waste!
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[ grunts ]
I keep it a-now.
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>> [ laughs ]
♪ la, la, la, la, la ♪
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[ laughs ]
[ girl screams ]
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>> someone's stolen my black
Cherry!
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>> oh, no, black cherry pie!
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Your black cherry is gone?!
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>> yes!
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It was probably fudge turnover.
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He loves black cherries.
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>> I'd never take anyone's
Black cherry without their
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Consent.
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>> mm...That's not what I heard.
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>> oh, shut up, bitch pudding!
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[ glass breaks ]
>> [ italian accent ] Son of a
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Bitch!
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>> we're berry, berry mad at
You!
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>> get the hell off of my lawn,
You stupid bitches!
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>> you stole my black cherry!
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>> [ scoffs ]
Sorry, a-honey, I'm into asian
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Chicks.
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[ sniffs ]
What the...
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Fire?!
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Oh, fire!
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My valuables!
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Ay, mama and rachael-a-ray!
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Oh, no!
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Only time to save a'one of you!
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[ whoosh! ]
Aah, you [bleep]
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>> yeah!
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>> look at you!
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>> ooh!
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I'll kill you!
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>> I'm not sure how this gets my
Black cherry back.
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>> nobody says a [bleep] Word,
Or we all go to rikers island
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For a berry, berry, berry long
Time!
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>> hi.
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[ chomp! ]
What's up?
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>> my black cherry!
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Huckleberry pie, you asshole!
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I can't believe you took my...
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>> [ laughs ]
>> I heard she left home because
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Her daddy took her black cherry.
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Blam!
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You all get a taste of the
Bitch pudding!
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>> and now, afro-bot...
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Speak!
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[ whirring ]
>> where the white women at?
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>> success.
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Success!
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>> goodbye, harry.
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>> the henderson family will
Never forget you.
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>> rarr-rar-rar.
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[ birds chirping ]
[ sentimental music plays ]
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>> rarr.
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Err-r-r?
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>> both: [ gasp ]
>> mm...
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Err.
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>> oh.
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Is he...
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>> [ grunting ]
>> oh, my god.
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Okay. Let's go.
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Everyone, we're leaving.
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>> rarr-rar-rar-rar-rar-rar!
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>> okay.
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Uh, uh, everyone, just stay
Still.
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Maybe he'll leave us alone when
He's done.
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>> uh, no, we're watching.
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We're watching.
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>> ugh!
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>> [ moaning ]
[ breathing heavily ]
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[ grunting intensely ]
>> [ crying ]
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[ splatter! ]
Ohhhhh, god!
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>> okay? Uh...
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>> oh, god.
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Be brave. Be brave.
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>> it's okay, kids.
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[ sniffs ]
This never happened!
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It never happened!
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>> if we maintain this
Velocity, we should arrive --
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>> [ farts ]
>> oh, for the love of god,
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Michael.
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>> hey-hey!
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What's the point of having a
Talking car if you can't fart in
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It?
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[ farts, laughs ]
Turbo boost! Ohh!
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[ camera shutter clicks ]
[ whoosh! ]
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>> [ shouts in native language ]
[ asian-themed music plays ]
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>> hi, I'm breckin meyer.
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You might remember me.
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[ whoosh! ]
You know what this is?
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This is $12,000.
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[ ka-ching! ]
Now, what would you do --
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You know what?
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Before you answer that,
Let me tell you what our
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"Co-head writer,"
Doug goldstein, did with
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$12,000.
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[ chuckles ]
He bought a time share!
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True story!
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And, no, no, this isn't 1978,
And doug isn't a 63-year-old
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Retiree from boca!
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Check this out.
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>> you still look fat.
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Hi-ho!
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[ insects buzzing ]
Hey, if flies were nickels...
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Am I right?
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Their capes are vinyl!
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What?
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I ran out of chicks.
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Am I right?!
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It's outrageous lately!
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>> handjobs, $5!
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Get your handjobs, $5.
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>> heh-heh!
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That's your mom!
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[ indistinct conversations ]
Hey, shut the [bleep]
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Hannah montana's the only friend
I need.
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[ bones crunch ]
>> ow!
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What the [bleep] Man?!
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>> the necklace costs a
Blumpkin.
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Now say you're a whore.
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>> I am a whore!
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>> [ laughs ]
Yeah, you are!
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[ ting! ]
You know, I was raised jewish,
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So this really hurts me.
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>> can I help you, sir?
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>> nope.
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>> warrior need food badly.
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>> wow, that never gets old.
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[ laughter, indistinct talking ]
>> attention, joes.
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I'd like to introduce you to our
Newest member, calvin.
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>> welcome to the team, calvin.
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You can call me gung-ho.
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>> um, actually, I've never
Really been too crazy about
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"Calvin."
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So if we could get to the
Code-name part sooner rather
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Than later...
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>> ah, will do. Will do.
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So, what do we think, gang?
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>> well, as you can see, I like
To wear black.
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And, uh, not to boast, but I was
At the top of my sniper class at
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West point.
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So maybe deadeye, or how about
Killshot?
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A-and you know what -- I have a
Phd, so it could be
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Dr. Killshot!
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Huh?
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"Paging dr. Killshot."
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Pa-pow!
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Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
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Aah! Aah! Aah!
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[ zing! ]
[ crash! ]
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[ laughter ]
>> looks like someone had an
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Accident!
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>> way to go, fumbles!
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>> "Fumbles"! That's perfect!
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>> ah, that settles it!
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Welcome to the team, fumbles!
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>> what?! No, no, no, no.
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I'm an insanely talented sniper.
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I'm a doctor, for god's sake.
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>> did everyone hear that?
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It's dr. Fumbles.
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[ laughter ]
>> I think we should cancel our
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"Who's gonna [bleep] The new guy
First?" contest.
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>> no, no, no!
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Wait, wait, wait!
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Not -- not fumbles!
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Come on, you could call me --
You could call me sureshot or,
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Uh, triggerman!
266
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Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
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[ zing! ]
[ crash! ]
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[ laughter ]
>> that is some classic fumbles
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There!
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[ alarm blaring ]
>> enough fun, joes.
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Cobra's on the move.
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Fumbles, I want this mess
Cleaned up by the time we get
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Back.
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[ laughter ]
>> no.
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[bleep] This!
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No, I quit!
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00:09:08,347 --> 00:09:10,383
>> welcome to cobra, calvin.
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You need a code name, and, my,
Those are some fancy trousers
279
00:09:14,887 --> 00:09:16,122
You're wearing.
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00:09:16,188 --> 00:09:17,657
I shall call you...
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00:09:17,723 --> 00:09:18,791
Trousersnake.
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00:09:18,858 --> 00:09:21,560
>> heh, I don't even care
Anymore.
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00:09:21,627 --> 00:09:23,029
>> go, joe!
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>> all: go, joe!
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00:09:26,232 --> 00:09:28,134
>> wind -- 3.8 miles southwest.
286
00:09:28,200 --> 00:09:30,836
Mark velocity -- 7.8 kilometers
Per hour.
287
00:09:30,903 --> 00:09:32,838
>> what's -- what's hap--
>> my god.
288
00:09:32,905 --> 00:09:34,307
I don't even hear the shots.
289
00:09:34,373 --> 00:09:36,809
[ parrot squawks ]
>> for the love of all that's
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00:09:36,876 --> 00:09:38,110
Holy, get behind a tank!
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00:09:38,177 --> 00:09:40,579
[ sputters, coughs ]
[ metal unsheathes ]
292
00:09:40,646 --> 00:09:42,882
[ whish! Whish! ]
[ bullet zings ]
293
00:09:42,949 --> 00:09:43,816
>> I don't want to die!
294
00:09:43,883 --> 00:09:44,617
I don't want to die!
295
00:09:44,684 --> 00:09:45,952
>> hey, gung-ho.
296
00:09:46,018 --> 00:09:47,019
Hold that thought.
297
00:09:47,086 --> 00:09:48,788
[ bullet zings ]
[ whish! Splat! ]
298
00:09:48,854 --> 00:09:50,189
Ooh-ooh-ooh.
299
00:09:50,256 --> 00:09:51,057
Fumble.
300
00:09:51,123 --> 00:09:53,159
>> [ wailing ]
[ bullet zings ]
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[ eagle screams ]
[ bullet zings ]
302
00:10:01,067 --> 00:10:02,902
>> make it stop!
303
00:10:02,969 --> 00:10:04,503
Make it stop!
304
00:10:04,570 --> 00:10:05,705
Is -- is he gone?
305
00:10:05,771 --> 00:10:08,074
[ bullet zings ]
[ splat! ]
306
00:10:08,140 --> 00:10:11,477
>> you [bleep]
You killed everything I love!
307
00:10:11,544 --> 00:10:12,578
Take me, too!
308
00:10:12,645 --> 00:10:13,646
Take me, too!
309
00:10:13,713 --> 00:10:14,513
>> no.
310
00:10:14,580 --> 00:10:16,549
No, you live with it.
311
00:10:16,615 --> 00:10:21,454
>> wow, uh, great job, uh,
Trousersnake.
312
00:10:21,520 --> 00:10:23,456
>> it's fumbles.
313
00:10:23,522 --> 00:10:26,959
It was always fumbles.
314
00:10:27,026 --> 00:10:29,362
>> ♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
315
00:10:29,428 --> 00:10:31,497
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
Bawk bawk ♪
316
00:10:31,564 --> 00:10:33,632
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
317
00:10:33,699 --> 00:10:35,801
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
Bawk bawk ♪
318
00:10:35,868 --> 00:10:37,937
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
319
00:10:38,004 --> 00:10:40,139
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
Bawk bawk ♪
320
00:10:40,206 --> 00:10:42,208
Ba-gawk! Bawk.
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00:10:44,610 --> 00:10:45,911
>> I just want to be clear here.
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00:10:45,978 --> 00:10:47,847
I'm not saying lando's perfect,
But who is?
323
00:10:47,913 --> 00:10:48,881
Am I right?
324
00:10:48,948 --> 00:10:50,683
I'm just saying it wasn't an
Easy decision to make.
325
00:10:50,750 --> 00:10:51,917
Remember "Schindler's list"?
326
00:10:51,984 --> 00:10:52,885
Same thing.
327
00:10:52,952 --> 00:10:54,620
"One to save millions."
328
00:10:54,687 --> 00:10:57,656
"One to save millions."
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00:10:57,723 --> 00:11:00,459
Saved leia and chewie when vader
Altered the deal, right?
330
00:11:00,526 --> 00:11:02,395
Nobody mentions that one, do
They?
331
00:11:02,461 --> 00:11:05,464
Went undercover for months in
Jabba's palace to save han, huh?
332
00:11:05,531 --> 00:11:06,532
¿no recuerdo?
333
00:11:06,599 --> 00:11:09,068
Blew up the second death star
With the pancake kid!
334
00:11:09,135 --> 00:11:10,403
I'm a [bleep] Hero, man!
335
00:11:10,469 --> 00:11:13,639
I'm not saying I need a street
Named after me, but it wouldn't
336
00:11:13,706 --> 00:11:16,776
Hurt to throw a penny into a
Calrissian wish fountain every
337
00:11:16,842 --> 00:11:17,610
Now and then!
338
00:11:17,676 --> 00:11:19,078
You know what I'd wish for?
339
00:11:19,145 --> 00:11:20,279
Peace and love, baby.
340
00:11:20,346 --> 00:11:23,215
Peace and love.
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