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[ thunder crashing ]
[ drilling, sawing ]
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[ electricity crackling ]
>> it's alive!
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[ electricity crackling ]
>> it's alive!
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>> oh, looks like he was saying,
"Grape, grape ape."
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Now I understand.
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I didn't hear the "G," though.
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Did anybody hear the "G"?
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>> ♪ well, there are words that
You can say ♪
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Like nouns, adjectives, and
Verbs.
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♪ and there are things you just
Can't say ♪
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Like curses and racist remarks.
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♪ and people say it's not okay ♪
To ever confuse the two.
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♪ 'cause it makes them frown ♪
[ taser buzzes ]
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♪ but I think it's profound ♪
♪ 'cause my teacher tells my
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Folks I've got tourettes ♪
>> ♪ do, do, do, do, do, do,
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Do ♪
>> ♪ I say "Bitch" and "Pussy,"
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But I really mean two of my
Pets ♪
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>> ♪ do, do, do, do, do, do,
Do ♪
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>> ♪ I can say "Ass" 'cause it's
Something I saw ♪
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♪ some say it's a curse ♪
♪ I say, "Hee-haw" ♪
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♪ I talk in a way that no one
Gets ♪
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♪ 'cause there are words that
Sound the same ♪
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Like "Dam" and "Pecker" and
"Gay."
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♪ and then some words are
Spelled the same ♪
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Like "Knockers" and "Cock" and
"Snatch."
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♪ so people really can't
Complain when I use them as I
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Please ♪
♪ 'cause they're homonyms ♪
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♪ yes, they're homonyms ♪
♪ so, when I yell out "Fag" and
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"Chink" and "Dike" ♪
♪ they mean different things, so
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I'm clearly within my right ♪
♪ I could just yell out
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"Homonym," but I prefer the
"Homo" spin ♪
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♪ I'm teaching the world 'bout
Homo-nyms ♪
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Yeah!
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>> all: ♪ I'm teaching the world
'bout homo-nyms ♪
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>> everybody!
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>> all: ♪ I'm teaching the
World ♪
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♪ let class begin ♪
>> ahh, afghanistan!
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An appearance by the
Vice president should really
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Perk up the troops.
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>> sir, I'm concerned about the
Security risks.
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>> don't be such a bed-wetting
A-hole!
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We're totally incognito!
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[ rockets fire ]
>> aa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-h!
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>> mr. American vice president,
You have suffered a severe heart
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Attack!
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>> 35 and counting, jafar.
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>> I had to construct a
Pacemaker to keep your heart
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Beating.
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I'm afraid I did not have much
To work with, but on the bright
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Side, you can play simon on it.
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[ beeping ]
Ha ha ha, that's very funny.
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Could keep yourself occupied for
Hours.
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>> ugh!
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Now you will use your american
Military secrets to build us
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Weapons or die!
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>> look, I made one already!
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>> aah!
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>> I call it the cheney special.
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>> we'll take 1,000.
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>> mr. Vice president, is that
Really you?
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>> who wants to know?
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>> I'm tony stark.
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I've built weapons for the u.S.
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Military for decades.
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Don't worry.
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I have a plan.
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I've spent the last month
Secretly building this battle
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Armor right under their noses.
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I'll wear the armor, fight my
Way out of here, cross the
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Desert, find civilization, and
Get you rescued!
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>> ah-h-h.
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[ clang! ]
Booyah.
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[ crash! ]
[ crash! ]
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Go [bleep] Yourselves!
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[ all scream ]
Go [bleep] Yourself!
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Go [bleep] Yourself!
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Go [bleep] Yourself!
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Go [bleep] Yourself!
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Go [bleep] Yourself!
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Go [bleep] Yourself!
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Go [bleep] Yourself!
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Go [bleep] Yourself!
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Go [bleep] Yourself!
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[bleep] Yourself!
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[bleep] Yourself!
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[bleep] Yourself!
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[bleep] Yourself!
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Go [bleep] Yourself!
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[ screaming ]
[ gun cocks ]
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>> aah!
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>> eh, thought he was a bird.
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>> me chunk.
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Me friend!
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>> unh!
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Huh?
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[ gobbles ]
>> [ screaming ]
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No, stop it!
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Aah, aah!
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>> sloth love chunk!
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>> [ screams ]
>> I was wrong about you,
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Christmas jones.
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>> how so?
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>> I thought christmas only came
Once a year.
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>> [ giggles ]
Oh, james.
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>> there he is!
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>> oh, I heard you saved the
World -- again!
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>> so you and christmas jones,
Huh?
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I can't believe you're tapping
That!
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>> sorry to break it to you,
Boys -- miss jones is already
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Yesterday's news.
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>> this is me, up on the left.
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>> oh, that's odd.
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I'd have thought you lived on
34th street.
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>> oh, right, because of...My
Name.
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Ha.
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>> all right, love, time to deck
Your halls.
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>> could you maybe stop doing
The pun thing?
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>> I can't believe I made it
This far into christmas without
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Wrapping my present.
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>> wha-- wait a second!
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I'm not on the pill!
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>> well, I hope you've been
Dreaming of a white christmas.
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>> ugh!
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I just got a headache.
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>> so, when do I get to meet
Your friends?
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>> uh...
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>> so I said, "I thought
Christmas only came once a
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Year."
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>> james...
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>> this guy's a tool.
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>> he's got a really cool car.
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>> you're breaking up with me?
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>> there's nothing wrong with
You, james.
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Maybe it's just an age thing.
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>> what, you think I'm too old
For christmas?
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>> if that helps you, yes.
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>> [ sobbing ]
[ pen clicks ]
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Oh, come on!
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One of these [bleep] Things has
To be loaded!
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[ groans, cries ]
So I just looked at her, and I
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Said, "Well, I'm sorry, dear,
But I'm canceling christmas."
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>> oh, you dog!
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>> you're always humping and
Dumping.
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You're the best, james!
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>> ah, you know me -- I got to
Be james.
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[ chuckles, whimpers ]
>> did you enjoy the movie, sir?
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[ all screaming ]
>> delete, delete!
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[ screaming continues ]
>> I'm on fire!
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[ all choking ]
[ gunshots ]
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[ both screaming ]
>> I've got the weekend
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Box-office numbers, sir.
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>> [ sighs ]
[ screams, laughs ]
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>> who wants to see where daddy
Works?
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>> me, me! I do, I do!
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[ all scream ]
>> the box-office returns from
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"The adventures of pluto nash"
Claimed over 57 lives.
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In 2003, the united states
Congress memorialized the
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Terrible tragedy by establishing
August 16th as pluto nash day.
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>> who packed my chute?
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>> I did.
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Why? Don't you trust me?
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>> are we gonna jump, or are we
Just gonna jerk each other off?
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[ door clangs shut ]
>> behold!
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An invitation to king randor's
Birthday party!
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This is our chance to conquer
Castle grayskull once and for
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All!
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>> I'm sure we're not on the
Guest list, skeletor.
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>> of course not, you stupid
[bleep]
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But what if we had a magical
Clone of he-man?
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>> well, I suppose,
Hypothetically.
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>> unh-unh-unh, we do!
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We have a magical clone of
He-man.
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>> ♪ da da-da daa ♪
>> what the hell is this,
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Beast man?
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He's blue!
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>> well, I'm half-dog.
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Everything's shades of gray to
Me.
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>> me he-man!
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>> oh, and his personal pronouns
Are all [bleep] Up.
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I mean, where's the verb in that
Sentence?
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[ groans ]
Eh, I'm a gambler.
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>> that's the thing about feudal
Agriculture.
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[ crash! ]
[ all gasp ]
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>> hey, just who the heck do you
Think you --
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>> out my way, homo!
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>> he hit that nail on the head.
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>> [ gobbling ]
>> [ gasps ]
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He-man!
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What a pleasant surprise!
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We weren't expecting you.
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>> nice boobies!
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>> oh!
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Oh, my.
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Thank you, he-man.
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>> he-man, you look cold!
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I brought you some piping-hot --
Aah, aah!
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My eyes are blistering!
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Why-y-y?!
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[ laughter ]
>> we'll see about this!
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Ha!
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[ muffled shouting ]
>> [ laughs ]
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You hear that?
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Faker must be going all
Blood-crazy on their asses!
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>> ♪ let's have a party ♪
[ up-tempo music plays ]
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>> what did I miss?
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>> he-man pulled the stick out
Of his butt, and he's whipping
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This party's ass with it!
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Whoo!
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>> what the hell, man?
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[ all gasp ]
Well, what do you have to say
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For yourself?
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[ all gasp ]
>> ♪ let's have a party ♪
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[ crowd chants "He-man" ]
>> oh, poopie.
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[ music continues ]
>> hey, everybody!
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I'm here!
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It's me, the real he-man!
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[ music stops ]
>> aah! Aah!
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You little turds!
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>> those -- those were my
Archenemies!
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How dare you!
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>> all: two he-mans?
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>> wouldn't the plural be
He-men?
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>> all: which one is the real
He-men?
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>> citizens of eternia, I am
Shocked at this behavior!
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Excessive violence?
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Binge drinking?
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Haven't I set a better example
Than that?
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[ crowd jeers ]
>> you stink!
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>> this he-man sure sucks the
Fun out of a room.
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>> you're ruining my party!
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>> I --
>> I'll make this simple.
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Everyone who thinks this is the
Real he-man, raise your hands!
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>> everyone who thinks this is
The real he-man, raise your
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Hands!
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>> well, then it's settled.
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>> ♪ let's have a party ♪
>> dance, dance, dance!
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Oh, yeah, I boogie, boogie!
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Dance, dance, dance!
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>> well done, prince adam!
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>> who prince adam?
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>> oops!
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>> boogie, boogie, boogie!
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[ up-tempo music plays ]
>> ♪ let's have a party ♪
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♪ don't you be tardy ♪
♪ let's have a party ♪
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♪ don't be a smarty ♪
>> go [bleep] Yourself!
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Go [bleep] Yourself!
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Go [bleep] Yourself!
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Go [bleep] Yourself!
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Go [bleep] Yourself!
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Go [bleep] Yourself!
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>> aa-a-a-a-h!
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>> booyah!
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