All language subtitles for Robot Chicken - S00E20 - Freshly Baked The Robot Chicken Santa Claus Pot Cookie Freakout, Special Edition1 (1080p x265 EDGE2020).eng-en

af Afrikaans
ak Akan
sq Albanian
am Amharic
ar Arabic
hy Armenian
az Azerbaijani
eu Basque
be Belarusian
bem Bemba
bn Bengali
bh Bihari
bs Bosnian
br Breton
bg Bulgarian
km Cambodian
ca Catalan
ceb Cebuano
chr Cherokee
ny Chichewa
zh-CN Chinese (Simplified)
zh-TW Chinese (Traditional)
co Corsican
hr Croatian
cs Czech
da Danish
nl Dutch
en English
eo Esperanto
et Estonian
ee Ewe
fo Faroese
tl Filipino
fi Finnish
fr French
fy Frisian
gaa Ga
gl Galician
ka Georgian
de German
el Greek Download
gn Guarani
gu Gujarati
ht Haitian Creole
ha Hausa
haw Hawaiian
iw Hebrew
hi Hindi
hmn Hmong
hu Hungarian
is Icelandic
ig Igbo
id Indonesian
ia Interlingua
ga Irish
it Italian
ja Japanese
jw Javanese
kn Kannada
kk Kazakh
rw Kinyarwanda
rn Kirundi
kg Kongo
ko Korean
kri Krio (Sierra Leone)
ku Kurdish
ckb Kurdish (Soranî)
ky Kyrgyz
lo Laothian
la Latin
lv Latvian
ln Lingala
lt Lithuanian
loz Lozi
lg Luganda
ach Luo
lb Luxembourgish
mk Macedonian
mg Malagasy
ms Malay
ml Malayalam
mt Maltese
mi Maori
mr Marathi
mfe Mauritian Creole
mo Moldavian
mn Mongolian
my Myanmar (Burmese)
sr-ME Montenegrin
ne Nepali
pcm Nigerian Pidgin
nso Northern Sotho
no Norwegian
nn Norwegian (Nynorsk)
oc Occitan
or Oriya
om Oromo
ps Pashto
fa Persian
pl Polish
pt-BR Portuguese (Brazil)
pt Portuguese (Portugal)
pa Punjabi
qu Quechua
ro Romanian
rm Romansh
nyn Runyakitara
ru Russian
sm Samoan
gd Scots Gaelic
sr Serbian
sh Serbo-Croatian
st Sesotho
tn Setswana
crs Seychellois Creole
sn Shona
sd Sindhi
si Sinhalese
sk Slovak
sl Slovenian
so Somali
es Spanish
es-419 Spanish (Latin American)
su Sundanese
sw Swahili
sv Swedish
tg Tajik
ta Tamil
tt Tatar
te Telugu
th Thai
ti Tigrinya
to Tonga
lua Tshiluba
tum Tumbuka
tr Turkish
tk Turkmen
tw Twi
ug Uighur
uk Ukrainian
ur Urdu
uz Uzbek
vi Vietnamese
cy Welsh
wo Wolof
xh Xhosa
yi Yiddish
yo Yoruba
zu Zulu
Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,269 --> 00:00:07,907 ♪♪ 2 00:00:07,974 --> 00:00:10,443 ♪ it's a happy, Sappy christmas ♪ 3 00:00:10,510 --> 00:00:12,846 ♪ it's a sugar-coated dream ♪ 4 00:00:12,912 --> 00:00:14,047 [ music stops ] [ groans ] 5 00:00:14,114 --> 00:00:15,281 Everything okay Back there, chief? 6 00:00:17,751 --> 00:00:19,352 [ groans loudly ] 7 00:00:19,419 --> 00:00:21,121 [ cellphone vibrates ] 8 00:00:21,187 --> 00:00:22,856 [ groans ] What? 9 00:00:22,922 --> 00:00:26,092 Santa, you left before the elves Could say, "Good luck." 10 00:00:26,159 --> 00:00:27,627 All: good luck, santa! 11 00:00:27,694 --> 00:00:29,028 Oh. It must be nice To be off the clock. 12 00:00:29,095 --> 00:00:31,865 Whoops! Going through a tunnel. 13 00:00:31,931 --> 00:00:33,867 What the h-e-double-candy-canes? 14 00:00:33,933 --> 00:00:35,935 "Hejj"? 15 00:00:36,002 --> 00:00:37,170 [ grunting ] 16 00:00:37,237 --> 00:00:38,571 [ curtly ] Merry christmas. 17 00:00:40,173 --> 00:00:43,543 I need a break from staring At reindeer asshole. 18 00:00:43,610 --> 00:00:45,612 Not me! 19 00:00:48,248 --> 00:00:49,682 A luna bar? 20 00:00:49,749 --> 00:00:51,484 What, like my tits Aren't big enough? 21 00:00:51,551 --> 00:00:54,320 Hello. Time for an upgrade. 22 00:00:55,355 --> 00:00:58,091 [ eating loudly ] 23 00:00:59,526 --> 00:01:01,227 Merry christmas, santa. 24 00:01:01,294 --> 00:01:02,862 Wha-- wha-- wha-- Oh, my god! 25 00:01:02,929 --> 00:01:05,165 [ distorted ] Merry christmas. 26 00:01:05,230 --> 00:01:07,500 What is happening? 27 00:01:07,567 --> 00:01:09,436 Buckle up, fat boy. [ laughs mischievously ] 28 00:01:11,237 --> 00:01:12,205 Oh! 29 00:01:12,272 --> 00:01:14,774 Whoa! 30 00:01:14,841 --> 00:01:16,075 [ moaning ] 31 00:01:16,142 --> 00:01:19,646 That's big. [ chuckles ] 32 00:01:19,712 --> 00:01:20,880 Yeah. 33 00:01:20,947 --> 00:01:22,816 Okay. This is weird, guys. 34 00:01:22,882 --> 00:01:24,984 Aah! 35 00:01:25,051 --> 00:01:31,024 ♪♪ 36 00:01:31,090 --> 00:01:32,225 [ bell rings ] 37 00:01:32,292 --> 00:01:34,127 Let's get a shine On my superstars. 38 00:01:34,194 --> 00:01:35,562 Last-minute change To the opening number. 39 00:01:35,628 --> 00:01:37,831 Verses two and three got Switched, use the alt on six, 40 00:01:37,896 --> 00:01:41,000 And sandp says, "Ah. Can't use the m-word." 41 00:01:41,067 --> 00:01:43,336 -what is the m-word? -attaboy! 42 00:01:43,402 --> 00:01:45,805 [ cheers and applause ] 43 00:01:45,872 --> 00:01:49,609 I don't know this song. Why -- why is my foot tapping? 44 00:01:49,676 --> 00:01:54,314 [ swing music playing ] 45 00:01:54,380 --> 00:01:56,348 ♪ oh, naughty and nice ♪ 46 00:01:56,416 --> 00:01:57,951 ♪ you better think twice ♪ 47 00:01:58,017 --> 00:01:59,619 ♪ I'm watching you ♪ 48 00:01:59,686 --> 00:02:00,887 ♪ watching you ♪ 49 00:02:00,954 --> 00:02:02,288 ♪ when you forget to flush ♪ 50 00:02:02,355 --> 00:02:03,923 ♪ 'cause you're in a rush ♪ 51 00:02:03,990 --> 00:02:05,558 ♪ when you torrent this song ♪ 52 00:02:05,625 --> 00:02:07,327 ♪ or you snapchat your dong ♪ 53 00:02:07,393 --> 00:02:09,062 ♪ you bogart that roach ♪ 54 00:02:09,127 --> 00:02:10,430 ♪ catfish your coach ♪ 55 00:02:10,497 --> 00:02:11,564 ♪ look out! ♪ 56 00:02:11,631 --> 00:02:13,399 ♪ I'm watching you ♪ 57 00:02:13,466 --> 00:02:14,901 ♪ I'm watching you ♪ 58 00:02:14,968 --> 00:02:17,036 ♪ you won't see me In your vent ♪ 59 00:02:17,103 --> 00:02:18,571 ♪ when you pitch a tent ♪ 60 00:02:18,638 --> 00:02:19,873 ♪ got a racist thought? ♪ 61 00:02:19,939 --> 00:02:21,908 ♪ oh, brother, you're caught ♪ 62 00:02:21,975 --> 00:02:23,576 ♪ just like your dead nana ♪ 63 00:02:23,643 --> 00:02:27,647 ♪ I'm always watching you ♪ 64 00:02:27,714 --> 00:02:31,117 ♪ hey, you know that time You saw your sister shower ♪ 65 00:02:31,184 --> 00:02:34,587 ♪ then you whacked off 15 times in an hour ♪ 66 00:02:34,654 --> 00:02:37,357 ♪ you were not alone With that guilty bone ♪ 67 00:02:37,423 --> 00:02:40,560 ♪ I was all up on you Like jack bauer ♪ 68 00:02:40,627 --> 00:02:42,695 ♪ you are not bound By human laws ♪ 69 00:02:42,762 --> 00:02:44,497 ♪ when your name Is santa claus ♪ 70 00:02:44,564 --> 00:02:49,469 ♪ I am watching you ♪ 71 00:02:49,536 --> 00:02:51,070 ♪ yeah ♪ 72 00:02:51,137 --> 00:02:53,773 ♪♪ 73 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:57,010 What if each atom in my hand Is a solar system, 74 00:02:57,076 --> 00:03:00,680 And that's made up Of tiny solar systems, and -- 75 00:03:01,848 --> 00:03:03,216 And what are you looking at? 76 00:03:03,283 --> 00:03:05,952 "Elf on a shelf." How about elf on life support? 77 00:03:06,019 --> 00:03:08,788 Aah! [ grunts ] 78 00:03:08,855 --> 00:03:10,590 I don't need elves. 79 00:03:10,657 --> 00:03:13,426 When we started out, There were only, like, 5,000 80 00:03:13,493 --> 00:03:15,028 Fuckin' christian kids On earth. 81 00:03:15,094 --> 00:03:17,030 Now, there's a billion Of those little shits. 82 00:03:17,096 --> 00:03:19,399 A good gift used to be A slide whistle. 83 00:03:19,465 --> 00:03:20,867 Now, Look at this shit! 84 00:03:20,934 --> 00:03:24,404 What do I know about programming Facial recognition software? 85 00:03:24,470 --> 00:03:25,905 I'm a cobbler. 86 00:03:25,972 --> 00:03:28,541 It used to be So fuckin' simple. 87 00:03:28,608 --> 00:03:30,977 ♪ a block of wood, Salt lick, hobby horse ♪ 88 00:03:31,044 --> 00:03:33,146 ♪ pogo stick, silly putty, Super balls ♪ 89 00:03:33,212 --> 00:03:34,614 ♪ lincoln logs And kewpie dolls ♪ 90 00:03:34,680 --> 00:03:37,650 ♪ yo-yo, hula hoop, Motorized ice cream scoop ♪ 91 00:03:37,716 --> 00:03:39,118 ♪ play-doh was a piece of cake ♪ 92 00:03:39,185 --> 00:03:40,620 ♪ viewmaster, easy-bake ♪ 93 00:03:40,687 --> 00:03:42,155 ♪ kaleidoscope, g.I. Joe ♪ 94 00:03:42,221 --> 00:03:43,790 ♪ holly hobbie, lego ♪ 95 00:03:43,856 --> 00:03:45,191 ♪ chatty cathy, barbie, ken ♪ 96 00:03:45,258 --> 00:03:46,726 ♪ things were so much better Then ♪ 97 00:03:46,793 --> 00:03:49,162 ♪ please have more abortions ♪ 98 00:03:49,228 --> 00:03:52,599 ♪ to help the kid-to-elf ratio, Consider fellatio ♪ 99 00:03:52,665 --> 00:03:55,301 ♪ or convert to islam ♪ 100 00:03:55,368 --> 00:03:57,003 ♪ or consider hindu ♪ 101 00:03:57,070 --> 00:04:00,340 ♪ or become a jew, A jew, a jew, a jew ♪ 102 00:04:00,406 --> 00:04:01,741 ♪ lawn darts, slip 'n slide ♪ 103 00:04:01,808 --> 00:04:03,276 ♪ elf-assisted suicide ♪ 104 00:04:03,343 --> 00:04:04,777 ♪ battleship, rubik's cube ♪ 105 00:04:04,844 --> 00:04:06,179 ♪ richard nixon underoos ♪ 106 00:04:06,245 --> 00:04:07,680 ♪ potato head, sit 'n spin ♪ 107 00:04:07,747 --> 00:04:09,248 ♪ teddy fuckin' ruxpin ♪ 108 00:04:09,315 --> 00:04:10,683 ♪ cabbage patch, nintendo ♪ 109 00:04:10,750 --> 00:04:12,218 ♪ pokémon and yu-gi-oh! ♪ 110 00:04:12,285 --> 00:04:13,686 ♪ tamagotchi, game boy ♪ 111 00:04:13,753 --> 00:04:15,288 ♪ what happened to the simple Toys ♪ 112 00:04:15,355 --> 00:04:16,723 ♪ beanie baby free fall ♪ 113 00:04:16,789 --> 00:04:18,124 ♪ nothing left to recall ♪ 114 00:04:18,190 --> 00:04:19,792 ♪ walkman, ipods ♪ 115 00:04:19,858 --> 00:04:21,293 ♪ technology is your new god ♪ 116 00:04:21,361 --> 00:04:23,630 ♪ let's be more like china ♪ 117 00:04:23,696 --> 00:04:27,100 ♪ where they limit the kids That come from your vagina ♪ 118 00:04:27,166 --> 00:04:29,268 ♪ let's be more like china ♪ 119 00:04:29,335 --> 00:04:33,172 The elves, they all hate me. I've got to apologize. 120 00:04:33,239 --> 00:04:34,574 Wait, who stole my phone? 121 00:04:34,641 --> 00:04:36,676 Was it jerry? Siri, fire jerry. 122 00:04:36,743 --> 00:04:38,578 Oh. Damn it. 123 00:04:38,645 --> 00:04:40,179 Sorry, jenny mccormick. 124 00:04:40,246 --> 00:04:42,415 Looks like you get A slide whistle. 125 00:04:42,482 --> 00:04:44,150 [ ringing ] 126 00:04:44,217 --> 00:04:45,551 All: santa! 127 00:04:45,618 --> 00:04:47,286 Oh, my precious, Loyal elves, I -- 128 00:04:47,353 --> 00:04:49,422 I haven't shown you Enough gratitude. 129 00:04:49,489 --> 00:04:51,624 As my idol helen keller Once said, 130 00:04:51,691 --> 00:04:53,058 "Walking with a friend..." 131 00:04:53,126 --> 00:04:57,163 [ groaning inanely ] 132 00:04:57,230 --> 00:04:58,831 What the fuck Is happening here? 133 00:04:58,898 --> 00:05:01,334 Screenshot that shit. 134 00:05:01,401 --> 00:05:03,202 [ babbling ] 135 00:05:03,269 --> 00:05:05,872 Hey, kids. Krampus and the coal humps here. 136 00:05:05,938 --> 00:05:08,508 Want a fun, practical gift In your stocking? 137 00:05:08,574 --> 00:05:09,642 Easy. 138 00:05:09,709 --> 00:05:11,611 ♪ just be bad ♪ 139 00:05:11,678 --> 00:05:14,280 ♪ b-b-bad ♪ ♪ make your sister cry ♪ 140 00:05:14,347 --> 00:05:17,150 ♪ that's bad ♪ ♪ moon a cop ♪ 141 00:05:17,216 --> 00:05:19,752 ♪ ooh, that's bad ♪ ♪ trip your grandma ♪ 142 00:05:19,819 --> 00:05:22,422 ♪ damn, that's bad ♪ ♪ pee in the pool ♪ 143 00:05:22,488 --> 00:05:25,024 ♪ so bad ♪ ♪ light your farts on fire ♪ 144 00:05:25,091 --> 00:05:27,660 ♪ pretty cool ♪ ♪ yell, "Bomb," in an airport ♪ 145 00:05:27,727 --> 00:05:30,930 ♪ oh, don't do that ♪ ♪ never return oral sex ♪ 146 00:05:30,997 --> 00:05:31,998 ♪ that's rude ♪ 147 00:05:32,065 --> 00:05:34,967 Yeah. It's the worst, jenna. 148 00:05:35,034 --> 00:05:37,303 Your friends at big coal Want you to know that coal 149 00:05:37,370 --> 00:05:40,440 Is part of the fabric Of christmas and america, 150 00:05:40,506 --> 00:05:42,875 So being a terrible person Isn't just good. 151 00:05:42,942 --> 00:05:44,644 It's patriotic. 152 00:05:44,711 --> 00:05:48,147 God bless us, every one. 153 00:05:48,214 --> 00:05:49,449 Oh, god. 154 00:05:49,515 --> 00:05:52,784 The world is A pile of wet garbage. 155 00:05:52,852 --> 00:05:55,154 [ echoing ] I'm so alone. 156 00:05:55,221 --> 00:06:00,626 ♪ what's the point Of santa claus? ♪ 157 00:06:00,693 --> 00:06:05,932 ♪ a big, fat flop Who's full of flaws ♪ 158 00:06:05,998 --> 00:06:08,968 ♪ jesus is king, You're just a pawn ♪ 159 00:06:09,035 --> 00:06:15,074 ♪ no one will miss You when you're gone ♪ 160 00:06:15,141 --> 00:06:19,011 ♪ no one over eight Believes you're real ♪ 161 00:06:19,078 --> 00:06:21,814 ♪ the world thinks You're a lie ♪ 162 00:06:21,881 --> 00:06:25,251 ♪ and your wife's side piece Is jerry ♪ 163 00:06:25,318 --> 00:06:26,886 ♪ he's an elf ♪ 164 00:06:26,953 --> 00:06:31,090 ♪ and tim allen plays you Better than yourself ♪ 165 00:06:31,157 --> 00:06:32,859 ♪ tim allen! ♪ 166 00:06:32,925 --> 00:06:37,196 ♪ it's weird how you were Made by coca-cola, ♪ 167 00:06:37,263 --> 00:06:39,665 ♪ corn syrup's favorite son ♪ 168 00:06:39,732 --> 00:06:45,171 ♪ you're just a corporate stooge Who lives up on an ice cube ♪ 169 00:06:45,238 --> 00:06:47,073 ♪ cube, cube, cube ♪ 170 00:06:47,140 --> 00:06:50,042 I hate being santa claus. 171 00:06:50,109 --> 00:06:57,784 Oh, my gosh. It's santa! 172 00:06:57,850 --> 00:06:59,218 Santa? Ah, fuck! 173 00:06:59,284 --> 00:07:01,020 What the fuck? -it's me. Remember? 174 00:07:01,087 --> 00:07:03,389 Last year, I visited your workshop. 175 00:07:03,456 --> 00:07:05,191 The elves Turned into zombies. 176 00:07:05,258 --> 00:07:08,027 In college, you and krampus Had a three-way with my mom. 177 00:07:08,094 --> 00:07:09,462 Don't let them Touch the ground. 178 00:07:09,529 --> 00:07:12,398 -what? -our memories will die. 179 00:07:12,465 --> 00:07:15,701 Oh. My mom's cancer cookies. 180 00:07:15,768 --> 00:07:17,470 Oh, fuck! Your mom has cancer? 181 00:07:17,537 --> 00:07:19,138 [ inhales sharply ] That sucks. 182 00:07:19,205 --> 00:07:22,375 She says it's more like Recreational cancer. 183 00:07:22,441 --> 00:07:25,845 I've looked into the void, kid, And you know what I saw? 184 00:07:25,912 --> 00:07:28,948 A fucking void. I'm empty inside. 185 00:07:29,015 --> 00:07:30,683 I'm putting christmas On ice. 186 00:07:30,750 --> 00:07:33,219 You just need to remember What christmas is all about. 187 00:07:33,286 --> 00:07:36,122 Let me tell you A little story. 188 00:07:36,189 --> 00:07:37,490 This story sucks. 189 00:07:37,557 --> 00:07:40,159 Well, not the way I tell it. 190 00:07:40,226 --> 00:07:43,696 Santa? Santa! 191 00:07:43,763 --> 00:07:45,231 [ gobbling ] 192 00:07:45,298 --> 00:07:46,999 -santa. -I'm coming down, kid. 193 00:07:47,066 --> 00:07:48,334 I got to chase this high! 194 00:07:48,401 --> 00:07:51,170 Well, a cocktail Of viagra, oxy, ritalin, 195 00:07:51,237 --> 00:07:53,272 Midol, and 50 packets Of emergen-c, 196 00:07:53,339 --> 00:07:55,608 Is not safe For a man your age. 197 00:07:55,675 --> 00:07:58,411 I'll be fine once I wash it All down with these mentos 198 00:07:58,477 --> 00:08:00,046 And a 2-liter of coke. 199 00:08:01,981 --> 00:08:02,748 No... 200 00:08:02,815 --> 00:08:05,051 [slow-motion]...Ooooo! 201 00:08:05,117 --> 00:08:08,588 [ screaming ] 202 00:08:10,756 --> 00:08:11,924 Another mall santa od. 203 00:08:11,991 --> 00:08:13,593 Every year, They drop like flies, 204 00:08:13,659 --> 00:08:15,294 Highest suicide rate Next to dentists. 205 00:08:15,361 --> 00:08:17,196 This is the real santa! 206 00:08:17,263 --> 00:08:18,664 We're losing him. Rib-spreader. 207 00:08:18,731 --> 00:08:20,867 -but I hardly know her. -[ laughs ] 208 00:08:20,933 --> 00:08:22,602 This is why I take The christmas shift. 209 00:08:22,668 --> 00:08:24,437 That's the fattest heart I've ever seen. 210 00:08:24,503 --> 00:08:26,939 It looks like someone put A basketball in a microwave. 211 00:08:27,006 --> 00:08:28,808 -he's flat-lining! -you mean "Fat-lining." 212 00:08:28,875 --> 00:08:30,276 [ both laugh ] 213 00:08:30,343 --> 00:08:33,212 Oh, allen, marry me. 214 00:08:33,279 --> 00:08:35,780 Jesus: We meet at last. 215 00:08:35,847 --> 00:08:38,017 I can't believe it. I am a huge fan. 216 00:08:38,084 --> 00:08:39,485 Yes. Yes, my son. 217 00:08:39,552 --> 00:08:41,187 You're joker In the "Suicide squad." 218 00:08:41,254 --> 00:08:44,524 It was amazing. -I'm jesus, you fucking idiot. 219 00:08:44,590 --> 00:08:46,759 That's just what Jared leto would say. 220 00:08:46,826 --> 00:08:48,527 You've served me well For centuries, 221 00:08:48,594 --> 00:08:50,363 So many good birthdays. 222 00:08:50,429 --> 00:08:52,198 Christmas is A corporate racket 223 00:08:52,265 --> 00:08:54,033 Teaching kids The spirit of greed. 224 00:08:54,100 --> 00:08:55,735 Let me Break it down for you. 225 00:08:55,801 --> 00:08:57,637 Jesus magic, go! 226 00:08:57,703 --> 00:09:00,740 ♪ oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh ♪ 227 00:09:00,806 --> 00:09:02,375 ♪ ho, ho, yeah ♪ 228 00:09:02,441 --> 00:09:04,677 ♪ santa claus, got a message, You should hear it ♪ 229 00:09:04,744 --> 00:09:07,046 ♪ I heard that you lost Your christmas spirit ♪ 230 00:09:07,113 --> 00:09:09,115 ♪ your job is more Than just making toys ♪ 231 00:09:09,181 --> 00:09:11,751 ♪ you've also been Spying on little boys ♪ 232 00:09:11,817 --> 00:09:13,753 ♪ you're the reason snail mail Still gets written ♪ 233 00:09:13,819 --> 00:09:16,289 ♪ you and christmas go together Like a hand in a mitten ♪ 234 00:09:16,355 --> 00:09:20,259 ♪ oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh ♪ 235 00:09:20,326 --> 00:09:22,361 ♪ every x-mas, Christians be like... ♪ 236 00:09:22,428 --> 00:09:23,763 ♪ happy birthday ♪ 237 00:09:23,829 --> 00:09:26,132 ♪ but I know my peeps Are really looking your way ♪ 238 00:09:26,198 --> 00:09:28,134 ♪ I got famous for Dying up on a cross ♪ 239 00:09:28,200 --> 00:09:30,803 ♪ you got famous because You're a big pimping boss ♪ 240 00:09:30,870 --> 00:09:33,139 ♪ the big papa, the loaded Locker, the red menace ♪ 241 00:09:33,205 --> 00:09:35,775 ♪ ask any girl, they'll say I ain't got a micro-penis ♪ 242 00:09:35,841 --> 00:09:37,977 ♪ they call me peter rabbit Because I make it rain lettuce ♪ 243 00:09:38,044 --> 00:09:40,479 ♪ and all the shorties know I make it rain presents ♪ 244 00:09:40,546 --> 00:09:42,915 ♪ dropping christmas joy Like legal grade-a kush ♪ 245 00:09:42,982 --> 00:09:45,351 ♪ got my white trim, Trimming christmas bush ♪ 246 00:09:45,418 --> 00:09:47,553 ♪ santa is back to life, Just like mr. Spock ♪ 247 00:09:47,620 --> 00:09:49,522 ♪ let me reiterate I have a massive... ♪ 248 00:09:49,588 --> 00:09:51,557 Yeah. We got it. Cool. 249 00:09:51,624 --> 00:09:54,527 I'd love to stay, but my Mission on earth isn't done. 250 00:09:54,593 --> 00:09:57,330 Happy birthday, jesus, And merry christmas. 251 00:09:57,396 --> 00:09:58,531 Happy holidays. 252 00:09:58,597 --> 00:10:00,533 You son of about bitch. 253 00:10:00,599 --> 00:10:02,068 I feel it again. 254 00:10:02,134 --> 00:10:04,837 The christmas spirit Lives within me. 255 00:10:04,904 --> 00:10:07,039 Ho Ho Ho! 256 00:10:07,106 --> 00:10:08,474 [ chuckles lightly ] 257 00:10:08,541 --> 00:10:09,842 Where the hell am I? 258 00:10:09,909 --> 00:10:11,010 [ screams ] 259 00:10:11,077 --> 00:10:12,178 Again? 260 00:10:12,244 --> 00:10:13,579 This place is a Necrophiliac's nightmare. 261 00:10:13,646 --> 00:10:15,281 There's a man in here! 262 00:10:15,348 --> 00:10:17,350 -so you really met jesus? -yeah. 263 00:10:17,416 --> 00:10:20,553 And all I can say is 264 00:10:20,619 --> 00:10:22,521 And you love Christmas again? 265 00:10:22,588 --> 00:10:25,057 Hey, does an elf Shit in the snow? 266 00:10:25,124 --> 00:10:27,526 I really should build them An outhouse or something. 267 00:10:27,593 --> 00:10:30,363 Santa! Santa! Baby! 268 00:10:30,429 --> 00:10:33,632 Merry christmas to all, And one more thing -- 269 00:10:33,699 --> 00:10:35,434 Legalize it! 270 00:10:35,501 --> 00:10:38,104 Ho-ho-ho! Marijuana. 271 00:10:38,170 --> 00:10:39,939 Is anyone going to deliver The fucking presents this year? 272 00:10:40,006 --> 00:10:42,708 You're just dying for my face In your ass again, aren't you? 273 00:10:42,775 --> 00:10:43,642 Fuck you. 274 00:10:43,709 --> 00:10:44,643 Fuck you. 275 00:10:44,710 --> 00:10:45,578 Fuck you! 276 00:10:45,644 --> 00:10:50,950 ♪♪ 277 00:10:51,017 --> 00:10:53,285 ♪ it's a happy, Sappy christmas ♪ 278 00:10:53,352 --> 00:10:55,654 ♪ it's a sugar-coated dream ♪ 279 00:10:55,721 --> 00:10:58,357 ♪ eating gingerbread And candy canes ♪ 280 00:10:58,424 --> 00:10:59,425 ♪ with an enema Of whipped cream ♪ 281 00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:00,826 Fuck yeah! 282 00:11:00,893 --> 00:11:03,195 ♪ dog shorts, diabetes ♪ 283 00:11:03,262 --> 00:11:05,531 ♪ you should lose a few l-bs ♪ 284 00:11:05,598 --> 00:11:07,967 ♪ I heard him moan But then drove home ♪ 285 00:11:08,034 --> 00:11:10,236 ♪ and ate my christmas cheese ♪ 286 00:11:10,302 --> 00:11:13,606 ♪ then I munched on deep-fried Fruitcake for a snack ♪ 287 00:11:13,672 --> 00:11:16,609 Huh? ♪ shot another can Of whipped cream up my ass ♪ 288 00:11:16,675 --> 00:11:20,079 You have got to be Shitting me right now, jenna. 289 00:11:20,146 --> 00:11:22,081 ♪ when the surgeon Cut me feet off ♪ 290 00:11:22,148 --> 00:11:24,417 ♪ he gave me such a frown ♪ 291 00:11:24,483 --> 00:11:26,852 ♪ but you'll never stay Unhappy ♪ 292 00:11:26,919 --> 00:11:29,055 ♪ with a whipped cream Can around ♪ 21145

Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.