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Going through a tunnel. 13 00:00:31,931 --> 00:00:33,867 What the h-e-double-candy-canes? 14 00:00:33,933 --> 00:00:35,935 "Hejj"? 15 00:00:36,002 --> 00:00:37,170 [ grunting ] 16 00:00:37,237 --> 00:00:38,571 [ curtly ] Merry christmas. 17 00:00:40,173 --> 00:00:43,543 I need a break from staring At reindeer asshole. 18 00:00:43,610 --> 00:00:45,612 Not me! 19 00:00:48,248 --> 00:00:49,682 A luna bar? 20 00:00:49,749 --> 00:00:51,484 What, like my tits Aren't big enough? 21 00:00:51,551 --> 00:00:54,320 Hello. Time for an upgrade. 22 00:00:55,355 --> 00:00:58,091 [ eating loudly ] 23 00:00:59,526 --> 00:01:01,227 Merry christmas, santa. 24 00:01:01,294 --> 00:01:02,862 Wha-- wha-- wha-- Oh, my god! 25 00:01:02,929 --> 00:01:05,165 [ distorted ] Merry christmas. 26 00:01:05,230 --> 00:01:07,500 What is happening? 27 00:01:07,567 --> 00:01:09,436 Buckle up, fat boy. [ laughs mischievously ] 28 00:01:11,237 --> 00:01:12,205 Oh! 29 00:01:12,272 --> 00:01:14,774 Whoa! 30 00:01:14,841 --> 00:01:16,075 [ moaning ] 31 00:01:16,142 --> 00:01:19,646 That's big. [ chuckles ] 32 00:01:19,712 --> 00:01:20,880 Yeah. 33 00:01:20,947 --> 00:01:22,816 Okay. This is weird, guys. 34 00:01:22,882 --> 00:01:24,984 Aah! 35 00:01:25,051 --> 00:01:31,024 ♪♪ 36 00:01:31,090 --> 00:01:32,225 [ bell rings ] 37 00:01:32,292 --> 00:01:34,127 Let's get a shine On my superstars. 38 00:01:34,194 --> 00:01:35,562 Last-minute change To the opening number. 39 00:01:35,628 --> 00:01:37,831 Verses two and three got Switched, use the alt on six, 40 00:01:37,896 --> 00:01:41,000 And s&p says, "Ah. Can't use the m-word." 41 00:01:41,067 --> 00:01:43,336 -what is the m-word? -attaboy! 42 00:01:43,402 --> 00:01:45,805 [ cheers and applause ] 43 00:01:45,872 --> 00:01:49,609 I don't know this song. Why -- why is my foot tapping? 44 00:01:49,676 --> 00:01:54,314 [ swing music playing ] 45 00:01:54,380 --> 00:01:56,348 ♪ oh, naughty and nice ♪ 46 00:01:56,416 --> 00:01:57,951 ♪ you better think twice ♪ 47 00:01:58,017 --> 00:01:59,619 ♪ I'm watching you ♪ 48 00:01:59,686 --> 00:02:00,887 ♪ watching you ♪ 49 00:02:00,954 --> 00:02:02,288 ♪ when you forget to flush ♪ 50 00:02:02,355 --> 00:02:03,923 ♪ 'cause you're in a rush ♪ 51 00:02:03,990 --> 00:02:05,558 ♪ when you torrent this song ♪ 52 00:02:05,625 --> 00:02:07,327 ♪ or you snapchat your dong ♪ 53 00:02:07,393 --> 00:02:09,062 ♪ you bogart that roach ♪ 54 00:02:09,127 --> 00:02:10,430 ♪ catfish your coach ♪ 55 00:02:10,497 --> 00:02:11,564 ♪ look out! ♪ 56 00:02:11,631 --> 00:02:13,399 ♪ I'm watching you ♪ 57 00:02:13,466 --> 00:02:14,901 ♪ I'm watching you ♪ 58 00:02:14,968 --> 00:02:17,036 ♪ you won't see me In your vent ♪ 59 00:02:17,103 --> 00:02:18,571 ♪ when you pitch a tent ♪ 60 00:02:18,638 --> 00:02:19,873 ♪ got a racist thought? ♪ 61 00:02:19,939 --> 00:02:21,908 ♪ oh, brother, you're caught ♪ 62 00:02:21,975 --> 00:02:23,576 ♪ just like your dead nana ♪ 63 00:02:23,643 --> 00:02:27,647 ♪ I'm always watching you ♪ 64 00:02:27,714 --> 00:02:31,117 ♪ hey, you know that time You saw your sister shower ♪ 65 00:02:31,184 --> 00:02:34,587 ♪ then you whacked off 15 times in an hour ♪ 66 00:02:34,654 --> 00:02:37,357 ♪ you were not alone With that guilty bone ♪ 67 00:02:37,423 --> 00:02:40,560 ♪ I was all up on you Like jack bauer ♪ 68 00:02:40,627 --> 00:02:42,695 ♪ you are not bound By human laws ♪ 69 00:02:42,762 --> 00:02:44,497 ♪ when your name Is santa claus ♪ 70 00:02:44,564 --> 00:02:49,469 ♪ I am watching you ♪ 71 00:02:49,536 --> 00:02:51,070 ♪ yeah ♪ 72 00:02:51,137 --> 00:02:53,773 ♪♪ 73 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:57,010 What if each atom in my hand Is a solar system, 74 00:02:57,076 --> 00:03:00,680 And that's made up Of tiny solar systems, and -- 75 00:03:01,848 --> 00:03:03,216 And what are you looking at? 76 00:03:03,283 --> 00:03:05,952 "Elf on a shelf." How about elf on life support? 77 00:03:06,019 --> 00:03:08,788 Aah! [ grunts ] 78 00:03:08,855 --> 00:03:10,590 I don't need elves. 79 00:03:10,657 --> 00:03:13,426 When we started out, There were only, like, 5,000 80 00:03:13,493 --> 00:03:15,028 Fuckin' christian kids On earth. 81 00:03:15,094 --> 00:03:17,030 Now, there's a billion Of those little shits. 82 00:03:17,096 --> 00:03:19,399 A good gift used to be A slide whistle. 83 00:03:19,465 --> 00:03:20,867 Now, Look at this shit! 84 00:03:20,934 --> 00:03:24,404 What do I know about programming Facial recognition software? 85 00:03:24,470 --> 00:03:25,905 I'm a cobbler. 86 00:03:25,972 --> 00:03:28,541 It used to be So fuckin' simple. 87 00:03:28,608 --> 00:03:30,977 ♪ a block of wood, Salt lick, hobby horse ♪ 88 00:03:31,044 --> 00:03:33,146 ♪ pogo stick, silly putty, Super balls ♪ 89 00:03:33,212 --> 00:03:34,614 ♪ lincoln logs And kewpie dolls ♪ 90 00:03:34,680 --> 00:03:37,650 ♪ yo-yo, hula hoop, Motorized ice cream scoop ♪ 91 00:03:37,716 --> 00:03:39,118 ♪ play-doh was a piece of cake ♪ 92 00:03:39,185 --> 00:03:40,620 ♪ viewmaster, easy-bake ♪ 93 00:03:40,687 --> 00:03:42,155 ♪ kaleidoscope, g.I. Joe ♪ 94 00:03:42,221 --> 00:03:43,790 ♪ holly hobbie, lego ♪ 95 00:03:43,856 --> 00:03:45,191 ♪ chatty cathy, barbie, ken ♪ 96 00:03:45,258 --> 00:03:46,726 ♪ things were so much better Then ♪ 97 00:03:46,793 --> 00:03:49,162 ♪ please have more abortions ♪ 98 00:03:49,228 --> 00:03:52,599 ♪ to help the kid-to-elf ratio, Consider fellatio ♪ 99 00:03:52,665 --> 00:03:55,301 ♪ or convert to islam ♪ 100 00:03:55,368 --> 00:03:57,003 ♪ or consider hindu ♪ 101 00:03:57,070 --> 00:04:00,340 ♪ or become a jew, A jew, a jew, a jew ♪ 102 00:04:00,406 --> 00:04:01,741 ♪ lawn darts, slip 'n slide ♪ 103 00:04:01,808 --> 00:04:03,276 ♪ elf-assisted suicide ♪ 104 00:04:03,343 --> 00:04:04,777 ♪ battleship, rubik's cube ♪ 105 00:04:04,844 --> 00:04:06,179 ♪ richard nixon underoos ♪ 106 00:04:06,245 --> 00:04:07,680 ♪ potato head, sit 'n spin ♪ 107 00:04:07,747 --> 00:04:09,248 ♪ teddy fuckin' ruxpin ♪ 108 00:04:09,315 --> 00:04:10,683 ♪ cabbage patch, nintendo ♪ 109 00:04:10,750 --> 00:04:12,218 ♪ pokémon and yu-gi-oh! ♪ 110 00:04:12,285 --> 00:04:13,686 ♪ tamagotchi, game boy ♪ 111 00:04:13,753 --> 00:04:15,288 ♪ what happened to the simple Toys ♪ 112 00:04:15,355 --> 00:04:16,723 ♪ beanie baby free fall ♪ 113 00:04:16,789 --> 00:04:18,124 ♪ nothing left to recall ♪ 114 00:04:18,190 --> 00:04:19,792 ♪ walkman, ipods ♪ 115 00:04:19,858 --> 00:04:21,293 ♪ technology is your new god ♪ 116 00:04:21,361 --> 00:04:23,630 ♪ let's be more like china ♪ 117 00:04:23,696 --> 00:04:27,100 ♪ where they limit the kids That come from your vagina ♪ 118 00:04:27,166 --> 00:04:29,268 ♪ let's be more like china ♪ 119 00:04:29,335 --> 00:04:33,172 The elves, they all hate me. I've got to apologize. 120 00:04:33,239 --> 00:04:34,574 Wait, who stole my phone? 121 00:04:34,641 --> 00:04:36,676 Was it jerry? Siri, fire jerry. 122 00:04:36,743 --> 00:04:38,578 Oh. Damn it. 123 00:04:38,645 --> 00:04:40,179 Sorry, jenny mccormick. 124 00:04:40,246 --> 00:04:42,415 Looks like you get A slide whistle. 125 00:04:42,482 --> 00:04:44,150 [ ringing ] 126 00:04:44,217 --> 00:04:45,551 All: santa! 127 00:04:45,618 --> 00:04:47,286 Oh, my precious, Loyal elves, I -- 128 00:04:47,353 --> 00:04:49,422 I haven't shown you Enough gratitude. 129 00:04:49,489 --> 00:04:51,624 As my idol helen keller Once said, 130 00:04:51,691 --> 00:04:53,058 "Walking with a friend..." 131 00:04:53,126 --> 00:04:57,163 [ groaning inanely ] 132 00:04:57,230 --> 00:04:58,831 What the fuck Is happening here? 133 00:04:58,898 --> 00:05:01,334 Screenshot that shit. 134 00:05:01,401 --> 00:05:03,202 [ babbling ] 135 00:05:03,269 --> 00:05:05,872 Hey, kids. Krampus and the coal humps here. 136 00:05:05,938 --> 00:05:08,508 Want a fun, practical gift In your stocking? 137 00:05:08,574 --> 00:05:09,642 Easy. 138 00:05:09,709 --> 00:05:11,611 ♪ just be bad ♪ 139 00:05:11,678 --> 00:05:14,280 ♪ b-b-bad ♪ ♪ make your sister cry ♪ 140 00:05:14,347 --> 00:05:17,150 ♪ that's bad ♪ ♪ moon a cop ♪ 141 00:05:17,216 --> 00:05:19,752 ♪ ooh, that's bad ♪ ♪ trip your grandma ♪ 142 00:05:19,819 --> 00:05:22,422 ♪ damn, that's bad ♪ ♪ pee in the pool ♪ 143 00:05:22,488 --> 00:05:25,024 ♪ so bad ♪ ♪ light your farts on fire ♪ 144 00:05:25,091 --> 00:05:27,660 ♪ pretty cool ♪ ♪ yell, "Bomb," in an airport ♪ 145 00:05:27,727 --> 00:05:30,930 ♪ oh, don't do that ♪ ♪ never return oral sex ♪ 146 00:05:30,997 --> 00:05:31,998 ♪ that's rude ♪ 147 00:05:32,065 --> 00:05:34,967 Yeah. It's the worst, jenna. 148 00:05:35,034 --> 00:05:37,303 Your friends at big coal Want you to know that coal 149 00:05:37,370 --> 00:05:40,440 Is part of the fabric Of christmas and america, 150 00:05:40,506 --> 00:05:42,875 So being a terrible person Isn't just good. 151 00:05:42,942 --> 00:05:44,644 It's patriotic. 152 00:05:44,711 --> 00:05:48,147 God bless us, every one. 153 00:05:48,214 --> 00:05:49,449 Oh, god. 154 00:05:49,515 --> 00:05:52,784 The world is A pile of wet garbage. 155 00:05:52,852 --> 00:05:55,154 [ echoing ] I'm so alone. 156 00:05:55,221 --> 00:06:00,626 ♪ what's the point Of santa claus? ♪ 157 00:06:00,693 --> 00:06:05,932 ♪ a big, fat flop Who's full of flaws ♪ 158 00:06:05,998 --> 00:06:08,968 ♪ jesus is king, You're just a pawn ♪ 159 00:06:09,035 --> 00:06:15,074 ♪ no one will miss You when you're gone ♪ 160 00:06:15,141 --> 00:06:19,011 ♪ no one over eight Believes you're real ♪ 161 00:06:19,078 --> 00:06:21,814 ♪ the world thinks You're a lie ♪ 162 00:06:21,881 --> 00:06:25,251 ♪ and your wife's side piece Is jerry ♪ 163 00:06:25,318 --> 00:06:26,886 ♪ he's an elf ♪ 164 00:06:26,953 --> 00:06:31,090 ♪ and tim allen plays you Better than yourself ♪ 165 00:06:31,157 --> 00:06:32,859 ♪ tim allen! ♪ 166 00:06:32,925 --> 00:06:37,196 ♪ it's weird how you were Made by coca-cola, ♪ 167 00:06:37,263 --> 00:06:39,665 ♪ corn syrup's favorite son ♪ 168 00:06:39,732 --> 00:06:45,171 ♪ you're just a corporate stooge Who lives up on an ice cube ♪ 169 00:06:45,238 --> 00:06:47,073 ♪ cube, cube, cube ♪ 170 00:06:47,140 --> 00:06:50,042 I hate being santa claus. 171 00:06:50,109 --> 00:06:57,784 Oh, my gosh. It's santa! 172 00:06:57,850 --> 00:06:59,218 Santa? Ah, fuck! 173 00:06:59,284 --> 00:07:01,020 What the fuck? -it's me. Remember? 174 00:07:01,087 --> 00:07:03,389 Last year, I visited your workshop. 175 00:07:03,456 --> 00:07:05,191 The elves Turned into zombies. 176 00:07:05,258 --> 00:07:08,027 In college, you and krampus Had a three-way with my mom. 177 00:07:08,094 --> 00:07:09,462 Don't let them Touch the ground. 178 00:07:09,529 --> 00:07:12,398 -what? -our memories will die. 179 00:07:12,465 --> 00:07:15,701 Oh. My mom's cancer cookies. 180 00:07:15,768 --> 00:07:17,470 Oh, fuck! Your mom has cancer? 181 00:07:17,537 --> 00:07:19,138 [ inhales sharply ] That sucks. 182 00:07:19,205 --> 00:07:22,375 She says it's more like Recreational cancer. 183 00:07:22,441 --> 00:07:25,845 I've looked into the void, kid, And you know what I saw? 184 00:07:25,912 --> 00:07:28,948 A fucking void. I'm empty inside. 185 00:07:29,015 --> 00:07:30,683 I'm putting christmas On ice. 186 00:07:30,750 --> 00:07:33,219 You just need to remember What christmas is all about. 187 00:07:33,286 --> 00:07:36,122 Let me tell you A little story. 188 00:07:36,189 --> 00:07:37,490 This story sucks. 189 00:07:37,557 --> 00:07:40,159 Well, not the way I tell it. 190 00:07:40,226 --> 00:07:43,696 Santa? Santa! 191 00:07:43,763 --> 00:07:45,231 [ gobbling ] 192 00:07:45,298 --> 00:07:46,999 -santa. -I'm coming down, kid. 193 00:07:47,066 --> 00:07:48,334 I got to chase this high! 194 00:07:48,401 --> 00:07:51,170 Well, a cocktail Of viagra, oxy, ritalin, 195 00:07:51,237 --> 00:07:53,272 Midol, and 50 packets Of emergen-c, 196 00:07:53,339 --> 00:07:55,608 Is not safe For a man your age. 197 00:07:55,675 --> 00:07:58,411 I'll be fine once I wash it All down with these mentos 198 00:07:58,477 --> 00:08:00,046 And a 2-liter of coke. 199 00:08:01,981 --> 00:08:02,748 No... 200 00:08:02,815 --> 00:08:05,051 [slow-motion]...Ooooo! 201 00:08:05,117 --> 00:08:08,588 [ screaming ] 202 00:08:10,756 --> 00:08:11,924 Another mall santa od. 203 00:08:11,991 --> 00:08:13,593 Every year, They drop like flies, 204 00:08:13,659 --> 00:08:15,294 Highest suicide rate Next to dentists. 205 00:08:15,361 --> 00:08:17,196 This is the real santa! 206 00:08:17,263 --> 00:08:18,664 We're losing him. Rib-spreader. 207 00:08:18,731 --> 00:08:20,867 -but I hardly know her. -[ laughs ] 208 00:08:20,933 --> 00:08:22,602 This is why I take The christmas shift. 209 00:08:22,668 --> 00:08:24,437 That's the fattest heart I've ever seen. 210 00:08:24,503 --> 00:08:26,939 It looks like someone put A basketball in a microwave. 211 00:08:27,006 --> 00:08:28,808 -he's flat-lining! -you mean "Fat-lining." 212 00:08:28,875 --> 00:08:30,276 [ both laugh ] 213 00:08:30,343 --> 00:08:33,212 Oh, allen, marry me. 214 00:08:33,279 --> 00:08:35,780 Jesus: We meet at last. 215 00:08:35,847 --> 00:08:38,017 I can't believe it. I am a huge fan. 216 00:08:38,084 --> 00:08:39,485 Yes. Yes, my son. 217 00:08:39,552 --> 00:08:41,187 You're joker In the "Suicide squad." 218 00:08:41,254 --> 00:08:44,524 It was amazing. -I'm jesus, you fucking idiot. 219 00:08:44,590 --> 00:08:46,759 That's just what Jared leto would say. 220 00:08:46,826 --> 00:08:48,527 You've served me well For centuries, 221 00:08:48,594 --> 00:08:50,363 So many good birthdays. 222 00:08:50,429 --> 00:08:52,198 Christmas is A corporate racket 223 00:08:52,265 --> 00:08:54,033 Teaching kids The spirit of greed. 224 00:08:54,100 --> 00:08:55,735 Let me Break it down for you. 225 00:08:55,801 --> 00:08:57,637 Jesus magic, go! 226 00:08:57,703 --> 00:09:00,740 ♪ oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh ♪ 227 00:09:00,806 --> 00:09:02,375 ♪ ho, ho, yeah ♪ 228 00:09:02,441 --> 00:09:04,677 ♪ santa claus, got a message, You should hear it ♪ 229 00:09:04,744 --> 00:09:07,046 ♪ I heard that you lost Your christmas spirit ♪ 230 00:09:07,113 --> 00:09:09,115 ♪ your job is more Than just making toys ♪ 231 00:09:09,181 --> 00:09:11,751 ♪ you've also been Spying on little boys ♪ 232 00:09:11,817 --> 00:09:13,753 ♪ you're the reason snail mail Still gets written ♪ 233 00:09:13,819 --> 00:09:16,289 ♪ you and christmas go together Like a hand in a mitten ♪ 234 00:09:16,355 --> 00:09:20,259 ♪ oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh ♪ 235 00:09:20,326 --> 00:09:22,361 ♪ every x-mas, Christians be like... ♪ 236 00:09:22,428 --> 00:09:23,763 ♪ happy birthday ♪ 237 00:09:23,829 --> 00:09:26,132 ♪ but I know my peeps Are really looking your way ♪ 238 00:09:26,198 --> 00:09:28,134 ♪ I got famous for Dying up on a cross ♪ 239 00:09:28,200 --> 00:09:30,803 ♪ you got famous because You're a big pimping boss ♪ 240 00:09:30,870 --> 00:09:33,139 ♪ the big papa, the loaded Locker, the red menace ♪ 241 00:09:33,205 --> 00:09:35,775 ♪ ask any girl, they'll say I ain't got a micro-penis ♪ 242 00:09:35,841 --> 00:09:37,977 ♪ they call me peter rabbit Because I make it rain lettuce ♪ 243 00:09:38,044 --> 00:09:40,479 ♪ and all the shorties know I make it rain presents ♪ 244 00:09:40,546 --> 00:09:42,915 ♪ dropping christmas joy Like legal grade-a kush ♪ 245 00:09:42,982 --> 00:09:45,351 ♪ got my white trim, Trimming christmas bush ♪ 246 00:09:45,418 --> 00:09:47,553 ♪ santa is back to life, Just like mr. Spock ♪ 247 00:09:47,620 --> 00:09:49,522 ♪ let me reiterate I have a massive... ♪ 248 00:09:49,588 --> 00:09:51,557 Yeah. We got it. Cool. 249 00:09:51,624 --> 00:09:54,527 I'd love to stay, but my Mission on earth isn't done. 250 00:09:54,593 --> 00:09:57,330 Happy birthday, jesus, And merry christmas. 251 00:09:57,396 --> 00:09:58,531 Happy holidays. 252 00:09:58,597 --> 00:10:00,533 You son of about bitch. 253 00:10:00,599 --> 00:10:02,068 I feel it again. 254 00:10:02,134 --> 00:10:04,837 The christmas spirit Lives within me. 255 00:10:04,904 --> 00:10:07,039 Ho-ho-ho! 256 00:10:07,106 --> 00:10:08,474 [ chuckles lightly ] 257 00:10:08,541 --> 00:10:09,842 Where the hell am I? 258 00:10:09,909 --> 00:10:11,010 [ screams ] 259 00:10:11,077 --> 00:10:12,178 Again? 260 00:10:12,244 --> 00:10:13,579 This place is a Necrophiliac's nightmare. 261 00:10:13,646 --> 00:10:15,281 There's a man in here! 262 00:10:15,348 --> 00:10:17,350 -so you really met jesus? -yeah. 263 00:10:17,416 --> 00:10:20,553 And all I can say is #heavensowhite. 264 00:10:20,619 --> 00:10:22,521 And you love Christmas again? 265 00:10:22,588 --> 00:10:25,057 Hey, does an elf Shit in the snow? 266 00:10:25,124 --> 00:10:27,526 I really should build them An outhouse or something. 267 00:10:27,593 --> 00:10:30,363 Santa! Santa! Baby! 268 00:10:30,429 --> 00:10:33,632 Merry christmas to all, And one more thing -- 269 00:10:33,699 --> 00:10:35,434 Legalize it! 270 00:10:35,501 --> 00:10:38,104 Ho-ho-ho! Marijuana. 271 00:10:38,170 --> 00:10:39,939 Is anyone going to deliver The fucking presents this year? 272 00:10:40,006 --> 00:10:42,708 You're just dying for my face In your ass again, aren't you? 273 00:10:42,775 --> 00:10:43,642 Fuck you. 274 00:10:43,709 --> 00:10:44,643 Fuck you. 275 00:10:44,710 --> 00:10:45,578 Fuck you! 276 00:10:45,644 --> 00:10:50,950 ♪♪ 277 00:10:51,017 --> 00:10:53,285 ♪ it's a happy, Sappy christmas ♪ 278 00:10:53,352 --> 00:10:55,654 ♪ it's a sugar-coated dream ♪ 279 00:10:55,721 --> 00:10:58,357 ♪ eating gingerbread And candy canes ♪ 280 00:10:58,424 --> 00:10:59,425 ♪ with an enema Of whipped cream ♪ 281 00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:00,826 Fuck yeah! 282 00:11:00,893 --> 00:11:03,195 ♪ dog shorts, diabetes ♪ 283 00:11:03,262 --> 00:11:05,531 ♪ you should lose a few l-bs ♪ 284 00:11:05,598 --> 00:11:07,967 ♪ I heard him moan But then drove home ♪ 285 00:11:08,034 --> 00:11:10,236 ♪ and ate my christmas cheese ♪ 286 00:11:10,302 --> 00:11:13,606 ♪ then I munched on deep-fried Fruitcake for a snack ♪ 287 00:11:13,672 --> 00:11:16,609 Huh? ♪ shot another can Of whipped cream up my ass ♪ 288 00:11:16,675 --> 00:11:20,079 You have got to be Shitting me right now, jenna. 289 00:11:20,146 --> 00:11:22,081 ♪ when the surgeon Cut me feet off ♪ 290 00:11:22,148 --> 00:11:24,417 ♪ he gave me such a frown ♪ 291 00:11:24,483 --> 00:11:26,852 ♪ but you'll never stay Unhappy ♪ 292 00:11:26,919 --> 00:11:29,055 ♪ with a whipped cream Can around ♪ 21201

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