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[ grunts ]
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I know you said
Dressing on the side,
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But I got
A little excited.
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Dc approved!
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♪ they're just two best buds
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♪ friendship is complex
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♪ crime ain't gonna stop 'em
From metropolis to gotham ♪
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♪ wearing capes on their necks
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♪ well, one has an "S"
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♪ and you know one has a bat
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♪ one bangs a reporter
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♪ and the other bangs a chick
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♪ who's a fucking cat
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♪ oh, saving the day
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♪ having assloads of fun
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♪ the alien is stronger
'cause of our yellow sun ♪
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♪ they're two best buds
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♪ they're inseparable friends
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♪ they're never gonna argue over
Whose penis is longer ♪
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♪ 'cause they're bros
To the end ♪
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it's the "Robot chicken
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dc comics special 3 --magical friendship!"
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[ horns honking ]
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This is a nice ride,
Batman.
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-real leather?
-bat skin.
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It's expensive,
But, you know, billionaire.
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I get the theme,
But that seems a little cruel.
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I hate bats.
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You should see the cave
When alfred goes on vacation.
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Guano everywhere.
Fuck'em.
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Learning something
About my buddy.
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It's good
To catch up like this.
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How was your time
In space?
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Ah, you know, had to clear out
Some daxamites hiding on saturn.
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You ever
Get out to saturn?
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No,
I can't survive in space.
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Oh, right, because
You don't have any powers.
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Well, turns out
Saturn's a lot like daxam.
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-you ever realize that?
-I've never been to daxam.
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Oh, right, because
You don't have any powers.
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Well, as I'm rounding them up,
One goes,
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"Wait, this isn't daxam?"
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And I -- [laughs] --
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And I go,
"Do you think the west continent
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Was still celebrating
Lord daxam's third age,
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You filthy daxamite?"
Get it?
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I said
I've never been to daxam.
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Well,
Guess you had to be there.
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[ horns honking ]
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How long
Till the hall of justice?
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What was the name of that show
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That was just like
"Knight rider"
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Except with a motorcycle?
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I think frank fontana
From "Murphy brown" was in it?
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You remember that?
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-oh, "Street hawk."
-"Street hawk."
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[ computer clicking ]
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"Street hawk"!
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So, the legion of doom
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Is targeting
The strategic oil reserves.
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Wait, sorry,
Who's the new guy?
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That's the newest member
Of the justice league --
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Guy with a rock.
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Hey, pleased to meet you.
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-this guy's a superhero?
-of course.
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And just what
Are his powers?
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Show him,
Guy with a rock.
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[ grunting ]
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Hyah!
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Yeah!
All right!
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So "Guy with a rock"
Is just a guy with a rock?
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Hey, g-rock has been
Thoroughly vetted.
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Damn it, superman, is this more
Of your "Hilarious" commentary
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On how
I have no powers?
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Hey, hey,
This isn't all about you.
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Green arrow
Is also a powerless muggle.
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What?! "F" you in the "A"!
I'm out of here!
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[ grunting ]
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Damn door is stuck again!
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Hyah!
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Damn it!
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[ laughter ]
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Here's your hundred bucks.
Well spent.
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You know, I could really use
Steady employment,
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So if there's --
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Just get out of here!
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[ cheering ]
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[ clucking ]
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Ding, ding.
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[ squawks ]
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[ whimpering ]
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Man on tv: we now return to
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"Grumpy cat'sworst christmas ever."
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Grumpy cat: christmas is ruined,meow, meow.
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[ purring ]
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Hey, batman,
What's this locked file?
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[ sighs ]
I suppose it's time
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I shared this secret with you,
Robin.
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I keep a dossier
On every superhero.
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Oh, like birthdays,
Allergies?
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No, robin,
How to kill them.
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Superman has been earth's
Greatest champion --
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Just ask him.
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But if he turned evil, it could
Mean earth's total annihilation.
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That's why I built this --
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A batarang fashioned from
His one weakness --
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Kryptonite.
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I pray
Never to have to use it.
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Anyway, that's lunch.
So you want subway today or --
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What about
The other heroes?
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[ sighs ]
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The key to stopping the fastest
Man alive -- misdirection.
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Well, I'm out.
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[ screams ]
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Robin:
Fire is his one weakness!
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Yeah,
Fire is everyone's weakness.
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It's fucking fire.
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But I don't have
Enough cash.
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We'll work something out --
Wink, wink.
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Oops! That belongs in
A different folder!
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Ooh,
What about my file?!
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Why's my file empty?
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Uh, anyway, that's lunch.
Shakey's or --
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No, batman,
I want to know!
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If I turned evil,
What ingenious plan
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Have you devised
In order --
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Ow!
I give up, I give up!
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Just kind of like that.
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Ma, I got here
As quickly as I could.
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What's the emergency?
-hello, superman.
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Or should I say kal-el?
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You are kal-el, right?
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Son of jor-el and lara.
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I'm transar. I'm a private
Investigator from krypton.
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I've been looking for you
All over the universe
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For many, many years.
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What?
No, no, krypton was destroyed.
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I'm really sorry
To tell you this.
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Krypton is fine.
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You see, your parents were in
The middle of a nasty divorce,
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And your mom's lawyer,
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A woman by the name of bar-el --
No relation --
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Well, she's
A hell of a divorce lawyer.
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And so your dad kept threatening
To put you in a rocket
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And blast you off into space
If your mom didn't back off.
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Nobody believed
He'd really do it.
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I mean,
Every once in a while,
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You read about
One of these custody battles
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Where a parent
Kills their own kid
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As a way of
Hurting the other parent,
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But obviously something
That horrific is pretty rare.
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But on the day of the mediation,
No one could find jor-el.
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And your mom's attorney
Asked jor-el's attorney,
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A guy named braun-el --
Again, no relation.
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She asked braun-el
Where the hell jor-el was.
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You see,
Everyone had agreed to meet
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On a time that jor-el
Had insisted on --
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At like 11:00 in morning
Or 10:00 --
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Whatever,
It makes no difference.
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I don't know why
I told you that part.
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So anyway, they're all
Standing in the driveway
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In front of the house, you know,
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And everyone's wondering
Where is jor-el.
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And then they hear someone
Shout, "Hey, you dumb bitch!"
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Sorry for the blue language,
Ma'am. That's what he said.
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And they all look up,
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And standing on the balcony
Is your dad.
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And he's holding
A remote-control thingie,
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And he says,
"Hey, you dumb bitch!"
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Again, I'm sorry, ma'am.
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Those were his words.
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"You can have the house
And the car,
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But you can't have
The fucking baby."
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And he presses a button
On the remote,
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And a goddamn rocket
Lifts off from the roof,
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And you were in it.
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I mean, it was unbelievable.
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So, of course, you know,
They took him right to jail.
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And your mom's attorney hired me
To go looking for you.
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And after searching
Half the goddamn universe,
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Here we are.
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That's probably a lot of
Information to take in,
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Isn't it?
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If it's not
Too much trouble,
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Could I have
Another cup of coffee?
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Come on!
We'll be safe in this alley!
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Bank robbers!
Always looking for a safe!
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Too bad plastic man's
Here to bounce your check.
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-rubber man!
-huh?
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Plastic doesn't stretch.
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You're rubber man.
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The robber is referring to
Plastic as a noun,
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But plastic as an adjective, for
Example in the name plastic man,
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Means easily shaped
Or molded.
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That's also where the term
Plastic surgery comes from.
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[ chuckles ]
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Who are you talking to?
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You're too late,
Detective.
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Once I enter the lazarus pit,
I'll become fully rejuvenated.
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[ laughing ]
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Wait, what?!
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Okay, very funny!
Now, help me out.
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Sure, let met just --
Oops!
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That was funny
For like a second.
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I should have
Put a ladder in here.
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Hey, this thing's, like,
Four feet deep!
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I'll kill you for this,
Mother fucker
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Well, I just killed a baby.
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Employee: uh, mr. Cy borg.
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-oh, here.
-oh, here.
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Oh, my fallen parents,
How I miss you.
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Batman, we've got to --
Oh.
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You're still doing this,
Huh?
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It's called a day of mourning,
Butthole, not 15 minutes.
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But you wouldn't know that
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Because you've never
Lost anyone close to you.
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Not true!
I lost lois!
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Then I turned back time
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By flying around the world
And fixing everything!
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Well, we don't all have
That power, now, do we?
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It's not about powers.
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It's about
How much love is in your heart.
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But, but --
Anyone can turn back time,
Even you.
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Huh?
For real?
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You've just got to want it.
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I do want it!
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Then run!
Run with your heart.
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[ panting ]
Get out of my way!
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[ grunting ]
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I'm coming, mommy!
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[ horn blares ]
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[ panting ]
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This seems really mean,
Superman.
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You know,
You're in his kill file, too.
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Yeah, you can do it, batman!
Faster!
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beware the mighty simon,whose vast mental powers
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allow him to controlvirtually anyone's mind
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and move any object throughhis incredible telekinesis.
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Oh!
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Uh...
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[ panting ]
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I hope
We're not disturbing you.
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Someone's got to inspire
You guys, right?
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Eh?
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Yeah, my dead parents
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And your armpits
Really push me forward.
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Batman, take care
With the cosmic treadmill.
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I use it to race beyond
The limits of time and space.
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Don't worry, flash.
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Batman's not gonna break
Any land speed records.
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[ grunts ]
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[ grunting ]
253
00:09:08,547 --> 00:09:10,383
Move your dicks,
I'm coming through!
254
00:09:10,449 --> 00:09:13,152
Oh, gross, dude!
Get a towel!
255
00:09:13,219 --> 00:09:14,720
[ alarm blaring ]
Huh, what?!
256
00:09:14,787 --> 00:09:16,188
Fire, fire!
257
00:09:16,255 --> 00:09:18,791
Everybody out!
Fire alarm, people!
258
00:09:18,858 --> 00:09:20,226
Oh, hello, citizens.
259
00:09:20,293 --> 00:09:22,261
-is that batman?!
-I --
260
00:09:22,328 --> 00:09:23,462
Hey,
What the hell is that?!
261
00:09:25,364 --> 00:09:26,565
Nothing --
Nothing to watch here!
262
00:09:26,632 --> 00:09:27,700
I'm just taking a stroll!
263
00:09:27,767 --> 00:09:29,869
Uh, citizen, ma'am,
Good to see you.
264
00:09:29,936 --> 00:09:32,705
Hello, hello.
Yes, I am the night. Hello.
265
00:09:32,772 --> 00:09:35,875
Mongul's war machine has killed
Thousands in el salvador.
266
00:09:35,942 --> 00:09:37,944
Its next target
Appears to be --
267
00:09:38,010 --> 00:09:40,046
Batman's balls!
268
00:09:40,112 --> 00:09:41,180
[ laughter ]
269
00:09:41,247 --> 00:09:43,149
Who the hell
Pulled the fire alarm?!
270
00:09:43,215 --> 00:09:45,117
It's a regularly scheduled
Drill.
271
00:09:45,184 --> 00:09:46,953
Must not have cced you
On the old memo.
272
00:09:47,019 --> 00:09:48,054
Wait a minute!
273
00:09:48,120 --> 00:09:51,090
If you're batman,
Who's this guy?
274
00:09:51,157 --> 00:09:53,225
[ speaking spanish ]
275
00:09:53,292 --> 00:09:55,628
Hey, batman was a no-show,
So I grabbed the janitor.
276
00:09:55,695 --> 00:09:56,996
One guy
In a batman costume
277
00:09:57,063 --> 00:09:58,531
Is just as good as any other,
Right?
278
00:09:58,597 --> 00:09:59,865
[ growling ]
279
00:09:59,932 --> 00:10:01,467
[ speaking spanish ]
280
00:10:04,303 --> 00:10:06,605
Okay, so the league ordered you
Into mandatory therapy, eh?
281
00:10:06,672 --> 00:10:08,607
That's always fun for me.
282
00:10:08,674 --> 00:10:11,043
So, you two fight like
Cats and dogs --
283
00:10:11,110 --> 00:10:12,445
Yes, would that be
A fair way to put it?
284
00:10:12,511 --> 00:10:14,880
More like bats and dogs.
Up high.
285
00:10:14,947 --> 00:10:16,415
What does that even mean?
286
00:10:16,482 --> 00:10:19,051
Because bats rhymes with cats,
That's supposed to be a joke?
287
00:10:19,118 --> 00:10:21,187
See? He's just cranky because
I pointed out
288
00:10:21,253 --> 00:10:24,256
That a rich guy with no powers
In a bat suit is cosplay.
289
00:10:24,323 --> 00:10:26,225
At anime expo,
You're a dime a dozen.
290
00:10:26,292 --> 00:10:29,362
Cosplay? Anime expo?
Those aren't even words!
291
00:10:29,428 --> 00:10:32,131
Just garbage falling out
Of the stupid square-jawed face
292
00:10:32,198 --> 00:10:33,466
Of a super
Piece of shit!
293
00:10:33,532 --> 00:10:35,401
Guys, I'm excited.
294
00:10:35,468 --> 00:10:36,602
I'm gonna give you
Some strategies
295
00:10:36,669 --> 00:10:38,437
That are gonna get you both
Out of this rut,
296
00:10:38,504 --> 00:10:40,406
Because you're both
Tired of this, right?
297
00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:43,142
This isn't any fun, right,
The arguing?
298
00:10:43,209 --> 00:10:44,577
And it should be fun!
299
00:10:44,643 --> 00:10:47,313
Being a superhero
Should be a lot of fun!
300
00:10:47,380 --> 00:10:49,949
We save the day
And people look up to us,
301
00:10:50,016 --> 00:10:52,251
And we have these great bodies
And we're physical
302
00:10:52,318 --> 00:10:54,787
And we wear these tight clothes
And capes and boots that say,
303
00:10:54,854 --> 00:10:57,289
"Look at us,
We're having a ball!"
304
00:10:57,356 --> 00:10:59,125
But you two
Are not having a ball.
305
00:10:59,191 --> 00:11:00,826
But that's okay,
And we're gonna fix it.
306
00:11:00,893 --> 00:11:02,361
It won't be fast
And it won't be easy,
307
00:11:02,428 --> 00:11:03,929
But if you're willing to
Do the work --
308
00:11:03,996 --> 00:11:07,400
Oh, no,
I hear the bat signal!
309
00:11:07,466 --> 00:11:08,734
[ engine turns over,
Tires screech ]
310
00:11:09,969 --> 00:11:11,203
That will be $400.
311
00:11:14,273 --> 00:11:16,142
Yeah, mr. Payday!
312
00:11:16,208 --> 00:11:18,577
Oh, come on!
313
00:11:18,644 --> 00:11:20,546
[ tone rings ]
314
00:11:20,613 --> 00:11:22,348
[ whistling and chirping ]
315
00:11:29,855 --> 00:11:32,058
[ grunting ]
316
00:11:32,124 --> 00:11:34,894
I understand losing to
The dark knight,
317
00:11:34,960 --> 00:11:36,362
But that little twerp?
318
00:11:36,429 --> 00:11:40,132
Yeah, something about
The boy wonder just
Throws people off.
319
00:11:40,199 --> 00:11:42,134
We'll see about tha...
320
00:11:42,201 --> 00:11:44,070
Eh?
321
00:11:44,136 --> 00:11:48,207
[ grunts ]
322
00:11:48,274 --> 00:11:55,014
So...Smooth!
323
00:11:55,081 --> 00:11:58,050
♪♪
324
00:12:05,758 --> 00:12:09,228
Mmm!
325
00:12:09,295 --> 00:12:10,663
Huh?
326
00:12:11,230 --> 00:12:13,199
[ grunts ]
327
00:12:13,666 --> 00:12:15,401
Call me a dime a dozen?
328
00:12:15,468 --> 00:12:17,470
You think you're the only
Superman in the universe?
329
00:12:17,536 --> 00:12:19,371
We'll see about that.
330
00:12:19,438 --> 00:12:21,507
Oh, what is this setting?
331
00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:23,042
Oh, mountain terrain.
332
00:12:23,109 --> 00:12:24,977
I'm trying to open
An inter-dimensional portal,
333
00:12:25,044 --> 00:12:27,780
Not bust some quads.
Come on!
334
00:12:27,847 --> 00:12:29,515
Oh, dear god,
I'm seriously out of shape.
335
00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:30,950
Oh, there we go!
336
00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:36,322
Why the hell
Is dr. Fate out of network?
337
00:12:36,388 --> 00:12:37,556
$400?!
338
00:12:37,623 --> 00:12:38,790
Thanks, obama.
339
00:12:38,858 --> 00:12:39,925
Oh, hey, everybody.
340
00:12:39,992 --> 00:12:42,094
Mind if my new friend
Sits in on a meeting?
341
00:12:42,161 --> 00:12:43,963
[ gasping ]
What? It's no big deal --
342
00:12:44,029 --> 00:12:46,832
Just another superman
I found on earth b.
343
00:12:46,899 --> 00:12:48,167
They're a dime a dozen.
344
00:12:48,234 --> 00:12:49,401
Nice try, bats.
345
00:12:49,468 --> 00:12:50,970
But that doesn't mean
He's as good as me.
346
00:12:51,036 --> 00:12:52,037
I brought muffins!
347
00:12:52,104 --> 00:12:53,973
-muffins!
-oh, muffins!
348
00:12:54,039 --> 00:12:57,042
Flash: I like this superman!
349
00:12:57,109 --> 00:12:58,577
Red velvet, huh?
350
00:12:58,644 --> 00:12:59,678
I'll show them.
351
00:12:59,745 --> 00:13:01,614
I can bake.
I just choose not to.
352
00:13:01,680 --> 00:13:03,682
I hope no one ate
The banana muffin,
353
00:13:03,749 --> 00:13:05,351
'cause that one's
Got my name on it.
354
00:13:05,417 --> 00:13:08,554
Better be more specific,
Or it might get eaten.
355
00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:09,755
You son a of a bitch!
356
00:13:09,822 --> 00:13:12,324
Another batman?!
Did you bring muffins, too?
357
00:13:12,391 --> 00:13:15,261
I did not,
My fine super companions.
358
00:13:15,327 --> 00:13:18,731
I didn't want to offend anyone
With a gluten allergy.
359
00:13:18,797 --> 00:13:20,199
He is very considerate.
360
00:13:20,266 --> 00:13:23,035
Oh, please, what can this batman
Do that I can't?!
361
00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:26,672
[ scatting ]
362
00:13:26,739 --> 00:13:28,641
What a dancer!
363
00:13:28,707 --> 00:13:30,376
-gah!
-oh, no, you don't!
364
00:13:30,442 --> 00:13:33,078
Get ready for a taste of
Superman from earth d --
365
00:13:33,145 --> 00:13:34,413
For dick!
366
00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:36,815
Well, you're already the batman
From earth your mom!
367
00:13:40,019 --> 00:13:41,320
Yes!
Yes, I win!
368
00:13:41,387 --> 00:13:42,821
Come to papa!
369
00:13:42,888 --> 00:13:45,424
[ chuckles ]
370
00:13:45,491 --> 00:13:47,092
-what?!
-dear god!
371
00:13:47,159 --> 00:13:48,594
It's half a monster!
372
00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:50,563
He --
He's some sort of --
373
00:13:50,629 --> 00:13:52,131
Composite superman!
374
00:13:52,198 --> 00:13:54,433
Composite batman,
You bastard!
375
00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:55,834
Not if I tell people first!
376
00:13:55,901 --> 00:13:57,436
Fools!
377
00:13:57,503 --> 00:14:00,773
Soon this world and every world
In the multiverse
378
00:14:00,839 --> 00:14:03,509
Will bow to me!
379
00:14:03,576 --> 00:14:06,078
[ laughing ]
380
00:14:06,145 --> 00:14:09,515
Ooh!
"Bj and the bear"!
381
00:14:09,582 --> 00:14:10,816
You're not gonna believe this.
382
00:14:10,883 --> 00:14:14,153
Batman and I were --
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
383
00:14:14,220 --> 00:14:16,855
Did we
Break the multiverse?
384
00:14:16,922 --> 00:14:20,826
Wonder woman:
Uh, is this good or bad?
385
00:14:20,893 --> 00:14:22,661
-[ chimp screeches ]
-bad!
386
00:14:22,728 --> 00:14:24,563
[ whooping ]
387
00:14:28,234 --> 00:14:32,671
We've got a defcon red
Multiverse situation!
388
00:14:37,476 --> 00:14:39,111
-oh!
-I don't want to --
389
00:14:39,178 --> 00:14:40,913
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Not so fast.
390
00:14:41,680 --> 00:14:43,048
[ chuckling ]
391
00:14:43,115 --> 00:14:44,683
Hyah! I win!
392
00:14:44,750 --> 00:14:46,252
I'm unstoppable!
393
00:14:46,318 --> 00:14:48,287
Paper beats rock, bro.
394
00:14:48,354 --> 00:14:50,322
Not approved,
Not approved!
395
00:14:50,389 --> 00:14:52,358
[ snarling ]
396
00:14:53,259 --> 00:14:56,228
♪♪
397
00:15:02,201 --> 00:15:04,603
meanwhile,at the legion of doom...
398
00:15:06,071 --> 00:15:08,641
What in the --
Who the hell are you?
399
00:15:08,707 --> 00:15:11,143
I'm lex luthor,
Hairdresser to the stars.
400
00:15:11,210 --> 00:15:14,280
A criminal mastermind
Hairdresser to the stars?
401
00:15:14,346 --> 00:15:15,514
Criminal mastermind?
402
00:15:15,581 --> 00:15:16,849
That doesn't
Make any sense.
403
00:15:16,915 --> 00:15:18,017
People love me!
404
00:15:18,083 --> 00:15:20,252
I have hair!
Watch this!
405
00:15:20,319 --> 00:15:24,523
Boop, boop, boop, boop!
[ cheering ]
406
00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:26,225
[ grunting ]
407
00:15:28,661 --> 00:15:30,195
[ grunts ]
408
00:15:30,262 --> 00:15:31,196
[ grunts ]
409
00:15:31,263 --> 00:15:32,564
Hello, superman?
410
00:15:32,631 --> 00:15:34,333
Hey, ordinarily fuck you,
411
00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:36,568
But is there anything weird
Going on over there?
412
00:15:36,635 --> 00:15:38,270
Uh, define weird.
413
00:15:38,337 --> 00:15:41,340
Oh, I don't know, just weird --
Like, out of the ordinary.
414
00:15:41,407 --> 00:15:43,108
Nope.
Everything's good over here.
415
00:15:43,175 --> 00:15:44,510
And you?
-couldn't be better.
416
00:15:44,576 --> 00:15:45,778
Just checking.
Take care.
417
00:15:45,844 --> 00:15:47,246
Go fuck yourself.
Bye!
418
00:15:47,313 --> 00:15:48,080
[ grunts ]
419
00:15:48,147 --> 00:15:49,782
[ laughing ]
420
00:15:53,152 --> 00:15:54,820
First appearing in 1961,
421
00:15:54,887 --> 00:15:56,889
The cosmic treadmill
Allowed the flash
422
00:15:56,955 --> 00:15:59,692
To travel to the 21st century
To face professor zoom.
423
00:15:59,758 --> 00:16:00,693
[ grunts ]
424
00:16:00,759 --> 00:16:02,227
Actually,
It's a hollywood fallacy
425
00:16:02,294 --> 00:16:04,596
That a broken neck
Results in instant death.
426
00:16:04,663 --> 00:16:06,565
The circulatory --
[ grunts ]
427
00:16:06,632 --> 00:16:08,233
Whoa! Wow!
428
00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:10,135
-hey.
-you look like me!
429
00:16:10,202 --> 00:16:12,037
Name's ward --
Burt ward.
430
00:16:12,104 --> 00:16:13,505
Say,
You ever driven a car?
431
00:16:13,572 --> 00:16:15,341
Batman never lets me drive!
432
00:16:15,407 --> 00:16:18,444
Well, that's my cutlass ciera
Over there.
433
00:16:18,510 --> 00:16:19,545
Hop in the trunk.
434
00:16:19,611 --> 00:16:20,713
Oh, boy!
435
00:16:20,779 --> 00:16:22,781
Wait, how am I supposed to
Drive from here?
436
00:16:22,848 --> 00:16:25,284
It's burt time, baby!
437
00:16:27,286 --> 00:16:29,488
Who the --
What are your powers?
438
00:16:29,555 --> 00:16:31,724
There's not a batter
In the entire national league
439
00:16:31,790 --> 00:16:34,059
Who can hit my
Split-fingered knuckle ball.
440
00:16:34,126 --> 00:16:36,862
Oh. Well, I'm a criminal
Mastermind
441
00:16:36,929 --> 00:16:38,364
With the power of fear.
442
00:16:38,430 --> 00:16:40,999
Well, the way the bottom drops
Out of my breaking ball
443
00:16:41,066 --> 00:16:42,334
Should be a crime!
444
00:16:42,401 --> 00:16:44,303
It fills batters
With fear.
445
00:16:44,370 --> 00:16:46,672
I don't think we have
Anything in common at all.
446
00:16:46,739 --> 00:16:49,174
Wait a minute -- is that
A "Gilmore girls" blu-ray
447
00:16:49,241 --> 00:16:50,275
In your back pocket?
448
00:16:50,342 --> 00:16:51,710
Wait. Are you a gilly?
449
00:16:51,777 --> 00:16:54,380
Ha, gilly as charged!
450
00:16:54,446 --> 00:16:56,448
Riddle me this!
451
00:16:56,515 --> 00:16:59,752
Who's black
And owns his own steamroller?!
452
00:16:59,818 --> 00:17:01,987
[ laughing ]
453
00:17:02,054 --> 00:17:04,123
Another world to conquer.
454
00:17:04,189 --> 00:17:06,090
Another superman to destr--
455
00:17:06,157 --> 00:17:07,393
Damn it, tyler!
456
00:17:07,459 --> 00:17:09,060
You're a grim-looking bunch
457
00:17:09,127 --> 00:17:11,130
Compared to the villains
In my world,
458
00:17:11,195 --> 00:17:15,634
But I have a feeling
You fall down exactly the same!
459
00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:17,202
Ha ha!
460
00:17:18,837 --> 00:17:20,005
[ quacking ]
461
00:17:20,071 --> 00:17:22,174
Penguin gas, eh?
You never learn.
462
00:17:22,241 --> 00:17:23,308
It's anthrax.
463
00:17:23,375 --> 00:17:26,645
[ grunts ]
464
00:17:26,712 --> 00:17:30,449
[ gagging ]
465
00:17:30,516 --> 00:17:32,484
[ angelic vocalizing ]
466
00:17:38,757 --> 00:17:41,126
He died for our sins.
467
00:17:41,193 --> 00:17:44,930
This crisis on, I don't know,
Several earths is all our fault.
468
00:17:44,997 --> 00:17:47,800
We've got to set things right,
Whatever it takes!
469
00:17:50,035 --> 00:17:51,003
Are we here?
470
00:17:51,069 --> 00:17:52,671
Is it my turn to driv-- aagh!
471
00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:54,773
Another batman?!
472
00:17:54,840 --> 00:17:55,808
[ tires squeal ]
473
00:17:55,874 --> 00:17:57,342
You!
474
00:17:57,409 --> 00:17:58,811
Why are you doing this?!
475
00:17:58,877 --> 00:18:00,546
Isn't it obvious?!
476
00:18:02,014 --> 00:18:03,449
It is not.
477
00:18:03,515 --> 00:18:07,753
Once you super-powered fools are
Done extinguishing each other,
478
00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:09,455
I'll be
The only one left.
479
00:18:09,521 --> 00:18:15,761
I'll rule the entire
Multiverse -- like a god!
480
00:18:15,828 --> 00:18:18,664
Hey, superman, you thinking
What I'm thinking?
481
00:18:18,730 --> 00:18:19,865
You bet!
482
00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:21,366
Oh, god, that wasn't
What I was thinking!
483
00:18:21,433 --> 00:18:22,768
[ grunts ]
484
00:18:27,639 --> 00:18:29,708
Oh, you can't harm me.
485
00:18:29,775 --> 00:18:33,145
But I can kill you
Without lifting a finger.
486
00:18:33,212 --> 00:18:34,913
What?!
What are you doing?
487
00:18:34,980 --> 00:18:38,951
Giving you cancer
With my x-ray vision.
488
00:18:39,017 --> 00:18:40,452
Stop! Stop it!
489
00:18:40,519 --> 00:18:43,355
[ laughs ] I wasn't even
Doing it, you idiot!
490
00:18:43,422 --> 00:18:46,959
Back off, batman!
This is a powers party.
491
00:18:49,027 --> 00:18:50,162
Sorry!
492
00:18:50,229 --> 00:18:51,363
-[ grunts ]
-oops, sorry!
493
00:18:51,430 --> 00:18:52,431
Sorry!
494
00:18:52,498 --> 00:18:54,299
-sorry!
-sorry.
495
00:18:54,366 --> 00:18:55,667
-sorry!
-sorry.
496
00:18:55,734 --> 00:18:57,302
All right, just stop
With the heat vision already!
497
00:18:57,369 --> 00:18:58,770
-my bad!
-think, batman.
498
00:18:58,837 --> 00:19:01,740
He must have a weakness --
On his superman side, obviously,
499
00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:03,408
Because his batman half
Wouldn't have any.
500
00:19:03,475 --> 00:19:04,810
[ laughs ] Except --
501
00:19:04,877 --> 00:19:06,979
[ gasps ] That's it!
Superman!
502
00:19:07,045 --> 00:19:07,913
Kind of busy here.
503
00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:09,281
If my calculations are correct,
504
00:19:09,348 --> 00:19:11,450
His bat-side is human
And, therefore, vulnerable.
505
00:19:11,517 --> 00:19:12,684
So the best way
To defeat him
506
00:19:12,751 --> 00:19:14,520
Is to attack his left
External carotid artery.
507
00:19:14,586 --> 00:19:16,755
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
But what's the most fun way?
508
00:19:18,290 --> 00:19:19,558
Both: bat-nards!
509
00:19:19,625 --> 00:19:20,726
[ grunts ]
510
00:19:20,792 --> 00:19:22,194
Super balls.
511
00:19:22,261 --> 00:19:23,662
Super balls.
512
00:19:23,729 --> 00:19:24,997
-what?
-fulfill your purpose!
513
00:19:25,063 --> 00:19:26,498
[ grunts ]
514
00:19:26,565 --> 00:19:29,635
Let's get nuts!
515
00:19:29,701 --> 00:19:32,137
[ grunts ]
516
00:19:34,873 --> 00:19:36,174
-oh!
-[ laughs ]
517
00:19:36,241 --> 00:19:38,644
I hope you learned your lesson,
You son of a --
518
00:19:38,710 --> 00:19:40,612
[ grunts ]
Oh, I'd say he learned it.
519
00:19:40,679 --> 00:19:43,448
What the --
Superman doesn't kill!
520
00:19:43,515 --> 00:19:44,683
I don't know,
It just felt right.
521
00:19:44,750 --> 00:19:47,719
Hey, man, about
All that, uh, you know,
522
00:19:47,786 --> 00:19:49,821
"Batman sucks"
Stuff earlier...
523
00:19:49,888 --> 00:19:50,822
Ah, forget it.
524
00:19:50,889 --> 00:19:53,125
-friends?
-super friends!
525
00:19:55,827 --> 00:19:56,728
Uh-oh.
526
00:19:56,795 --> 00:19:57,763
Oh, that can't be good.
527
00:19:59,331 --> 00:20:02,334
It must be the treadmill that's
Causing our worlds to converge!
528
00:20:02,401 --> 00:20:04,770
That's a dumb sentence,
But you're right!
529
00:20:04,836 --> 00:20:06,071
[ electricity crackling ]
530
00:20:06,138 --> 00:20:08,273
Damn it!
He smashed the controls!
531
00:20:08,340 --> 00:20:09,374
We can't stop it!
532
00:20:09,441 --> 00:20:11,176
Wait!
I have an idea.
533
00:20:11,243 --> 00:20:12,945
Flash, quick,
Get on the treadmill
534
00:20:13,011 --> 00:20:14,179
And run in
The opposite direction.
535
00:20:14,246 --> 00:20:15,514
It worked
In "Ferris bueller."
536
00:20:15,581 --> 00:20:17,716
"A," that was a movie.
"B," it didn't work.
537
00:20:17,783 --> 00:20:18,750
Cameron
Got in big trouble.
538
00:20:24,222 --> 00:20:27,025
Well, this is it --
The end of everything.
539
00:20:27,092 --> 00:20:30,228
Only one thing
We can do now.
540
00:20:30,295 --> 00:20:32,364
[ smooching ]
541
00:20:32,431 --> 00:20:35,400
♪♪
542
00:20:35,467 --> 00:20:36,735
Oh, god, I am good.
543
00:20:36,802 --> 00:20:37,970
We doing this?
544
00:20:38,036 --> 00:20:40,872
Let's just start with a hug
And see where it goes.
545
00:20:40,939 --> 00:20:41,974
Come here, brother.
546
00:20:42,040 --> 00:20:44,042
Both: world's finest hug!
547
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:49,615
[ grunts ]
548
00:20:49,681 --> 00:20:51,316
Awkward.
549
00:20:53,185 --> 00:20:56,521
[ whirring ]
550
00:20:56,588 --> 00:21:00,459
The crisis on a couple of earths
Has been averted.
551
00:21:00,525 --> 00:21:02,227
All thanks to batman!
552
00:21:02,294 --> 00:21:04,196
Thanks, guys, but I really
Couldn't have done it
553
00:21:04,262 --> 00:21:05,998
Without my partner
Superman!
554
00:21:06,064 --> 00:21:08,133
-whoo!
-yeah, way to go, batman!
555
00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:10,402
Oh, this is some bullshit
Right here!
556
00:21:10,469 --> 00:21:12,638
Lex luthor:
Sex luthor is dead.
557
00:21:12,704 --> 00:21:16,642
Now I'm all about
Sexx ii men!
558
00:21:16,708 --> 00:21:18,644
I'm still not crazy
About the name.
559
00:21:18,710 --> 00:21:21,113
Oh, eat a dick fabio.
One, two, three, four.
560
00:21:21,179 --> 00:21:23,081
♪ there's four of us
And one of you ♪
561
00:21:23,148 --> 00:21:25,350
♪ but you don't have to choose
562
00:21:25,417 --> 00:21:27,686
♪ baby,
We're the ninja turtles ♪
563
00:21:27,753 --> 00:21:29,221
♪ you're the secret ooze
564
00:21:29,287 --> 00:21:31,423
♪ sexx ii men
565
00:21:31,490 --> 00:21:33,825
♪♪
566
00:21:33,892 --> 00:21:35,994
♪ we're four locomotives
567
00:21:36,061 --> 00:21:37,996
♪ and you're a sexy tunnel
568
00:21:38,063 --> 00:21:40,065
♪ now it's time to play a game
569
00:21:40,132 --> 00:21:41,933
♪ we hope you brought a funnel
570
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:44,202
♪ sexx ii men
571
00:21:44,269 --> 00:21:46,538
♪ sexx ii men
572
00:21:46,605 --> 00:21:48,573
♪ four hot dudes
And one hot chick ♪
573
00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:50,776
♪ that makes
A five-way highway ♪
574
00:21:50,842 --> 00:21:52,978
♪ we're gonna drive
A tongue-mobile ♪
575
00:21:53,045 --> 00:21:57,282
♪ directly up your thigh way
576
00:21:57,349 --> 00:21:59,217
♪ get down into
A three-point stance ♪
577
00:21:59,284 --> 00:22:01,219
♪ as if it's first and 10
578
00:22:01,286 --> 00:22:03,288
♪ we're headed for
Your end zone ♪
579
00:22:03,355 --> 00:22:07,092
♪ it ain't pretty
But it's sexx ii men ♪♪
580
00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:08,326
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk
581
00:22:08,393 --> 00:22:09,594
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk
582
00:22:09,661 --> 00:22:11,296
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
Bawk bawk ♪
583
00:22:11,363 --> 00:22:12,364
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk
584
00:22:12,431 --> 00:22:13,632
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk
585
00:22:13,699 --> 00:22:15,534
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
Bawk bawk ♪
586
00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:16,668
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk
587
00:22:16,735 --> 00:22:17,936
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk
588
00:22:18,003 --> 00:22:19,971
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
Bawk bawk ♪
589
00:22:20,038 --> 00:22:21,740
Ba-gawk! Bawk.
590
00:22:24,109 --> 00:22:27,112
[ scatting ]
591
00:22:27,179 --> 00:22:31,016
Yes! Original batman and robin
Together again!
592
00:22:31,083 --> 00:22:34,052
Batman, robin, and robin --
The three amigos!
593
00:22:34,119 --> 00:22:36,655
Right, guys?!
-sorry, third wheel.
594
00:22:36,722 --> 00:22:40,559
In the dynamic duo,
There's no room for you-o.
595
00:22:40,625 --> 00:22:41,493
[ chuckles ]
596
00:22:41,560 --> 00:22:45,230
♪♪
597
00:22:45,297 --> 00:22:46,898
Aw, darn it!
598
00:22:52,003 --> 00:22:53,872
Superman: another job well done!
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