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[ up-tempo music plays ]
[ thunder crashes ]
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[ wind howling ]
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Arkham asylum... prison to the
Greatest supervillains the world
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Has ever known.
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And mr. Banjo.
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Ever since the first
"Robot chicken dc comics
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Special,"
Humanity has been safe from
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These deviants...
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Until...
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Tonight.
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[ march plays ]
[ electricity crackling ]
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[ machine-gun fire ]
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And now the "Robot chicken
Dc comics special 2: villains in
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Paradise."
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Would you like to buy some
Girl scout cookies?
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No!
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Okay. Thanks, mister.
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But bizarro... Said no.
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[ ominous music plays ]
Oh, this commute is murder.
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Okay.
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[ breathes deeply ]
Let's do this.
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[ flies buzzing ]
Unh!
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Get aw...
Ow! You little vampires!
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[ grunting ]
Unh!
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Oh, my moccasin.
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[ alligator roars ]
Oh, no, not again!
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No, no!
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Just be gentle, mr. Snappy.
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[ beeps ]
What is wrong with this piece
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Of shit Swipe it slower.
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[ beeps ]
Ah, that's too slow.
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Aah!
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Is it facing the right way?
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Of course it's facing the
Right...
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Okay, it was not.
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Dad, this is total bull crap.
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It's spring break.
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My boyfriend invited me to his
Family's place at the beach.
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Well, the court says I get
You on weekends and holidays.
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Like it or not, we're spending
This time together.
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Ugh! Doing what?
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Oh, I have a plan for you.
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Give me a double espresso
Latte, half decaf, medium foam,
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With a dusting of dutch
Chocolate.
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That bald son of a bitch.
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Does weather wizard want Coffee?
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I texted him.
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I think he's responding because
Those three dots are hovering
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Right there.
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[ grunts ]
Tall café latte, please.
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Okay. That's $3.95.
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[ chuckles ]
You didn't ask me if I wanted
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Whip or no whip.
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Do you want whip?
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Whip.
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Great.
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Do I want an extra shot of
Espresso?
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I don't know. Do you?
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We'll see.
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Oh, sorry. Hold on.
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It's... it's in my keys.
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It's in my keys.
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It's on the house, okay?
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Free or not free has nothing
To do with it.
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I don't know if I want it.
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Only the coin knows if I
Want it.
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Ah.
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[ coins rattle ]
Hang on.
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Oh, come on.
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The wi-fi password doesn't work.
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Aren't you a living
Supercomputer?
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Use the wi-fi in your brain.
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I don't have wi-fi.
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I have 3g.
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And I'm locked into a shity
Family plan.
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Mom blows through all my data
Netflixing episodes of "Castle."
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I have no minutes ever.
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Ever!
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Working here on your spring
Break?
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That's total bull crap, lena.
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Yeah. Well, tell that to
Daddy war-bald.
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"Daddy war-bald"!
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[ laughing ]
We... we should follow each
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Other on twitter.
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Damon lindelof favorited my
Tweet once.
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[ whistles ]
So, lena over there has to work
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On spring break.
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Did you even know it was spring
Break?
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What does it matter?
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We don't get vacations.
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That's what I told lena!
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She says that's so unfair.
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Lena makes a lot of good Points.
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Oh! And you know she's vegan?
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[ grunting ]
I really admire that lena.
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[ ringtone plays ]
Weather wizard wants an
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Americano.
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Say we already left.
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I'd like to introduce you to
Superboy, my, uh... my clone.
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What up?
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"Clone"?
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Oh, I knew you wouldn't have the
Guts to tell them the truth.
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I never should have had your
Baby.
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That's what I've been telling
You for 16 years.
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That's right... a clone!
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A clone with no strings
Attached.
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Ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff.
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Ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff
Ruff ruff!
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Woof woof woof, woof woof.
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Woof woof woof, woof woof, woof
Woof.
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Ruff ruff!
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[ yelps ]
Woof woof woof woof woof.
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By sending a targeted energy
Pulse from our stealth drone, we
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Will deactivate the
Justice league's power
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Generator, housed in the south
Quadrant of the hall of justice,
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Rending those hapless heroes
Completely defenseless and...
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Meow!
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We're in the middle of a
Meeting!
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Do you fools want to tell me
What's so important?
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Well, if you insist.
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Welcome to the 1986
Smallville high school talent
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Show!
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My name is sexylexy, and we are
Sexx luthor!
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Turn it off.
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♪ Oh, baby, baby
♪ with that ass so sweet
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♪ we're the brainy studs
That you're dying to meet ♪
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♪ sexx luthor
Ha ha!
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♪ Sexx luthor
Come on!
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♪ Lana lang, lana lang
♪ with that sweet poontang
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♪ I wrote you a song
♪ now shake hands with my wang
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♪ sexx luthor
♪ sexx luthor
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I said turn it off!
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♪ Sexx luthor
Just made it my ringtone.
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I had a great time tonight,
Iris.
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Reverse-flash!
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You're not the only one who's
Good with the ladies.
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Flash, feast your eyes on
Reverse-iris!
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My name is tina.
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Up, up, and away!
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Ugh!
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Uh, don't you think you
Should sit down?
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[ sighs ]
'cause I'm gonna be flying
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Really fast.
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I just think it would be safer.
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I just... [ sighs ]
Isn't there another shape?
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Couldn't you make it more...
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Vehicular?
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Why?
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Look, it doesn't matter.
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Let... let's just go in the
Ball.
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Oh, because it's Emasculating.
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Oh, boy. You're one of those
"Just put it right out there"
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Guys, aren't you?
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Yes! It is emasculating!
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It emasculating to show up
With no superpowers in a
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Lime-green safety bubble!
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Oh. Well, no, let's talk
About this for a second.
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Earlier, you said "Something
More vehicular."
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Like a plane?
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Sure.
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Okay, yeah. No, jet or prop?
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Oh, a big prop plane, for Sure!
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And while you guys are fighting
The robot, I'll get in a
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Dogfight with snoopy!
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Let's just go!
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I am sorry I ever said anything!
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Look, I'm not gonna fly you
In the bubble.
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I know you hate it, and that's
All I'll be thinking about.
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♪ There does come a time
♪ when you must unwind
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♪ and it's just the wind
Yeah!
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♪ And your superfriends
♪ be set free
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♪ upon the sea
♪ and you're with your
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Superfriends ♪
♪ until the super end
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♪ just sailin'
♪ sailin'
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♪ sailing!
♪ Sailing!
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I... I got to call my dad.
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Which will bump eddie's
Plan to the end of march, but I
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Don't think anyone loves
"Malcolm in the riddle" anyway.
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All in favor?
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[ all murmuring ]
All in favor?
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Okay. What's the problem?
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You're working us to the
Bone, luthor!
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We've butt-polished these seats
Into reflective surfaces.
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I pulled a chair out for grodd
The other day and got into a
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Staring contest with his brown
Eye!
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Why don't we get vacations?
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Together: vacation!
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Vacation!
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You idiots have plenty of
Time off.
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It's called prison.
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Luthor is correct!
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I, starro the conqueror, require
No vacation.
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Why when I'm defeated by the
Justice league, I'm back to
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Business the next day.
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I was at the drawing board, not
The shuffle board.
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I... uh, h-hey, where we going?
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Oh! Two guys taking a leak.
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All right, well, it's odd...
[ toilet flushes, seat closes ]
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We're all on the same page,
Right, guys?
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You shouldn't flush those
Things.
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That's how new york got giant
Alligators in the sewers.
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Ugh! That's just an urban
Legend.
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Oh, you think so?!
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Moving on to new business...
I got four mochas, two
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Whipped, two naked.
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What?
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My daughter lena is supposed to
Bring the coffee!
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Who the fuck are you?!
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Oh, that's my nephew calvin.
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Isn't he great?
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Trying to help my sister out.
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I'm taking lena's shift while
She's on vacation with her
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Boyfriend.
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Wow.
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Lena does what she wants.
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No!
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This insubordination will not
Stand!
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Well, you heard him... go.
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It's over.
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I tried, but it didn't work out.
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It is what it is, okay?
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Tell sis I love her.
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What? What are you looking at?
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Get the fuck out of here.
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Brainiac, tap into the grid!
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We'll cross-reference the
Database of every airline in the
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Country until...
[ ringtone beeps ]
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Whoa! Lena's instagram is
Blowing up with vacay pics!
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Wow! That beach house looks
Amazing!
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Gross, cross your legs.
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I can see your dick.
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Lena thinks she can defy me?
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You all wanted a vacation?
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Well, the legion of doom is
Going to the beach!
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Flight mode engaged.
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What?!
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The hall of doom... it flies.
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Meow!
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We've been commuting to the
Okefenokee swamp when we could
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Have been anywhere else?
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Meow?!
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I wear fucking burlap, man,
And the 20 pounds of swamp water
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It takes on every morning!
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I've got a case of trench foot
That's marched halfway up my
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Balls!
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Buckle up!
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This bastion of evil upsets
The delicate balance of the
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Green.
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You were right to summon me, the
Swamp thing, for I am your
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Protector.
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Do you smell gasoline?
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Shit! Shit!
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This thing's taking off!
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Aah! Aah! Get the fuck out of
My way!
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N-o-o-o-o!
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"The death of swamp thing"...
The most shocking comic book of
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The year, now on sale!
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"Swamp thing"
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Now back to our show.
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Green arrow to tower!
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The turbulence knocked the pilot
Out cold!
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I'm all alone up here!
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Easy, india juliet 32, we can
Talk you down.
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First, tell me what it says on
Your altimeter.
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I-I-I can't even see the
Altimeter!
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I assure you it's there.
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I know it's there!
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I'm saying I can't see it!
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If you're having trouble
Identifying the altimeter, you
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Need to look it up in the flight
Manual.
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I can't read it!
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We're ejecting out of this
Flying death box!
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[ clang! ]
Fuel jettisoned.
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Oh fuck
You know, I was just off a
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Very hard breakup, but I have to
Say, this actually feels...
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[ chokes ]
[ diners gasp ]
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Is there a doctor in the House?
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Oh! Right here... dr. Fate!
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He's a doctor.
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I'm not, uh...
Actually, I'm not that kind of
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Doctor.
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What?
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You lied to me!
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I never meant to hurt you,
Melanie!
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Ahh.
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Ugh!
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[ toilet flushes ]
Ahh.
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Green arrow was a champion of
Justice, but more importantly,
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He was my friend.
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And no amount of tears will...
Will...
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No, you know what?
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Fuck this!
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[ audience gasps ]
Oh, don't act so shocked, you
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Phonies!
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You know how this works.
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In a few months, some magic
Amulet will bring him back or
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We'll find some
Alternate-dimension green arrow
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That's exactly like the one we
Had before!
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How many of you here have
Already died?
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Come on! Put them up!
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Exactly.
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So, all due respect to
Green arrow or whoever bites it
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Next, but I'm done with your
Memorials, your wakes, or flying
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To your home planets to scatter
Your fucking ashes!
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I am done!
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[ cheers and applause ]
[ gasps ]
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Wow! First day of my
Internship at the daily planet!
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Oh, working at
The daily planet is great!
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Mr. Kent's really nice, and
Miss lane gets all the scoops!
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And if I ever get in hot water,
I can call superman on my signal
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Watch!
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[ scoffs ] Good one, jimmy.
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It's true!
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Pfft! No way!
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I'll prove it, rookie!
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Superman will catch me before I
Even hit the grou-ou-ou-ound!
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Is this your signal watch?
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[ metal crunching ]
The bad news... jimmy olsen
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Died.
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The good news... I got promoted.
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Come on, you stupid gorilla.
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It's my first day.
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Do something cool!
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[ camera shutter clicks ]
[ gorilla roars ]
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Aah! Help!
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Help me, superman!
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Aah-aah!
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[ watch beeping ]
Jimmy? Jimmy!
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Jimmy!
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[ beeping continues ]
[ breathing heavily ]
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What? Why?
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[ camera shutter clicks ]
Look, mr. Kent!
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I got the front page on my very
First day!
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Congrats.
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So, what made you respond to
My profile?
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Well, you said you liked Fish.
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So?
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Ain't no poontang until date
Six, and the hedge grows wild,
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My man... like fangorn forest
Wild.
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Hey, I just remembered I left
The ocean running, so maybe
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Another time!
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[ beach music plays ]
What a beautiful morning.
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You're welcome.
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You gonna make that joke
Every fucking day,
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Weather wizard?!
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Your power's not called "July"!
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Hey, man, you're really
Sunburned!
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You should go inside.
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This is my natural skin tone.
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You know what?
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Mind your own business.
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Okay. All right.
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Cute mermaid, girls.
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Damn cute.
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Hey, here's $5.
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Why don't you girls go get
Yourself some ice cream?
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Hey, there, baby.
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From around here?
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Clayface don't get to meet a lot
Of... [ gurgling ]
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Wah! Hey, fellas, "Private
Beach" is code for "Nude beach."
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Wah-ha!
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Keep your visibly-mangled and
Misshapen sausage cock in
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Your pants, penguin.
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Guys, at a nude beach...
Hey, that really hurt.
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[ clears throat ] Wah.
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Guys, at a nude beach, there's
Nude women.
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Wah, wah wah wah!
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Oh, my god!
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Wha... huh?!
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Dude, you got fried!
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I told you, my skin is
Naturally...
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Holy fucking shit Problem?
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Oh, n-no.
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Oh... [ grunts ]
[ chuckles nervously ]
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[ groaning loudly ]
Aah!
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Ohh! Ohh!
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[ skin crackling ]
Is it sunburn?
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N... no-no... nope!
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Oh-ho-ho!
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I'm perfectly bronzed.
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Aaaaah!
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Hey, I think this guy is Dead.
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I think I'm finally
Comfortable in my own skin.
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So take off your mask.
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Uh, no, no, no.
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I'm a real "But-his-face."
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There's no judgment here,
Scarecrow.
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We're all beautiful in our own
Way.
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Look at those dudes' dicks!
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[ laughter ]
Wait. So "Private" doesn't
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Mean "Nude"?
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"Private" means "Private."
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What are you fools doing?!
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Where are your clothes?!
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What the hell kind of freak
Show are you running here,
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Luthor?
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I'm just here looking for my
Daughter.
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Daddy?
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Lena!
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"Daddy"?
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Lena, you are never to see
Him again.
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No!
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Conner, you are never to see
That girl again.
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No!
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Hey, a quarter.
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N-o-o-o-o!
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Oh, golly, superboy!
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How'd you ever land a high-class
Snail trail like lena luthor?
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Well, talking about teenagers
Having sex would be cheap
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Exploitation.
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But singing about it is another
Story.
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♪ I met lena
♪ went to a movie
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♪ fell for conner
♪ I let him super do me
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♪ we made out
♪ started to bone
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♪ you'd be surprised what
They've enhanced on this clone ♪
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♪ super teens
♪ who cares what they mean?
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♪ When all you need are super
Nights ♪
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♪ a-pow, a-bam, a-boom,
A-crack ♪
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♪ give us dirt, give us
Dirt ♪
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♪ did you find out their
Scheme? ♪
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♪ Give us dirt, give us
Dirt ♪
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♪ does his dick shoot red
Beams? ♪
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♪ Good thing my panties are
10% lead ♪
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♪ and she's no stranger to
Dicks with smooth heads ♪
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Gross.
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♪ My super dad,
He'll get super mad ♪
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♪ but it's worth it for those
Super ♪
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♪ n-I-I-I-I-I-I-ights
I let you finish that song as
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A professional courtesy.
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That was a mistake.
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Lena, you're too good for that
Super-trash.
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My clone's too good to date a
Filthy luthor!
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Lena's got more class in her
Little finger than you...
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[ grunting ]
I'm cool, I'm cool.
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Silence, fools!
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It's over.
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[ coughing ] Slut! She's a
Slut!
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Oh! You!
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Oh, hell, no!
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[ grunting ]
Check me out now, mother
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Fuckers It's starro!
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Like a mighty new york city
Sewer alligator!
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I'd hate to say I told you So.
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That is a lie.
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[ screaming ]
I tol...
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Only our combined forces can
Defeat a foe that size.
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All right, luthor, I'll bring
My super-strength, laser eyes,
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Invulnerability, and
Super-speed, and you bring your
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Slightly above-average
Intelligence.
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You know what?
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Fuck you, superman.
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00:17:53,806 --> 00:17:55,541
I've got this one, mr. J!
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Hyah!
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N-o-o-o-o-o-o!
456
00:17:59,445 --> 00:18:01,580
"Death of a joker," now on sale!
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Collect all 18 variant covers!
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I got mine!
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Hey, sinestro, you remember
Your lantern corps basic
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Training?
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The old bow-and-arrow Maneuver?
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Both: you idiot!
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00:18:13,025 --> 00:18:15,828
This parasol's more than just
A fashion statement.
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Wah wah!
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Ohh! Wah! Sorry! Sorry!
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Wah! Wah. Wah.
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00:18:19,565 --> 00:18:21,366
Wah w-a-a-a-ah!
468
00:18:21,433 --> 00:18:22,601
Riddle me this!
469
00:18:22,668 --> 00:18:24,002
Can anybody hear me?!
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Riddle me this!
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Aah!
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00:18:26,605 --> 00:18:29,508
It's time starro learned that
Speed kills!
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Sorry! Sorry!
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00:18:30,876 --> 00:18:32,511
I got this, guys!
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Aah!
476
00:18:34,513 --> 00:18:37,850
Maybe I can turn the tide of
This battle with the aid of my
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Ocean friends!
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[ dolphin squeaks ]
[ whale sings ]
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Aquaman calls us, the horses
Of the sea, to fight!
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So if any of ye wishes to leave,
Go now, and let no seahorse hold
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In judgment he that does!
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You are free... all of ye... to
Do as you choose.
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Aye, lads.
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Even slow-witted steve stayed.
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And crippled kevin.
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Kevin, whose tail was gripped by
A crab.
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Look upon one another and know
That on this day, ye all chose
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To fight for the one in the
Tight-green leggings and orange
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Shirt, the one who sometimes
Carries a trident but mostly no,
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The one with the locks of gold
Fairer than any maiden!
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We fight for the one they call
Aquaman!
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[ all cheering ]
So, ride the currents as though
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Your tails were set alight, for
Your names shall be remembered
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From this day and forevermore!
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[ all cheering ]
All: for aquaman!
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00:19:56,161 --> 00:20:04,161
[ all cheering ]
All: for aquaman!
497
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If this is the end, I want to
Die here, in your arms, among
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All these dead sea horses.
499
00:20:11,443 --> 00:20:13,145
For aquaman!
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00:20:13,211 --> 00:20:15,714
So many dead sea horses.
501
00:20:15,781 --> 00:20:17,182
I love you.
502
00:20:17,249 --> 00:20:18,617
I love you!
503
00:20:18,684 --> 00:20:19,918
Could it be?
504
00:20:19,985 --> 00:20:24,122
True love has touched even this
Old starfish's heart?
505
00:20:24,189 --> 00:20:27,693
We have no reason to fight, my
Friends!
506
00:20:27,759 --> 00:20:30,095
Smile, you son of a bitch!
507
00:20:30,162 --> 00:20:31,163
Aah!
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00:20:31,229 --> 00:20:34,566
♪ Sailin'
[ starro screaming ]
509
00:20:34,633 --> 00:20:39,404
♪ sailin'
I guess we learned something
510
00:20:39,471 --> 00:20:40,138
Here today, luthor.
511
00:20:40,205 --> 00:20:41,540
Indeed, we have.
512
00:20:41,607 --> 00:20:44,176
For all our combined powers, we
Were fools to think we could
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00:20:44,242 --> 00:20:47,746
Defeat the greatest power in the
Universe... love.
514
00:20:47,813 --> 00:20:50,382
[ mendelssohn's "Wedding march"
Plays ]
515
00:20:50,449 --> 00:20:52,250
It's so beautiful.
516
00:20:52,317 --> 00:20:54,186
It's a little gross.
517
00:20:54,252 --> 00:20:56,722
The bride and groom will now
Read the vows they have written.
518
00:20:56,788 --> 00:20:59,091
When I met lena...
519
00:20:59,157 --> 00:21:03,128
I never realized one person
Could teach me so much about
520
00:21:03,195 --> 00:21:06,365
Life and love and following my
Own passion.
521
00:21:06,431 --> 00:21:09,668
That's how I finally found the
Courage to ask...
522
00:21:09,735 --> 00:21:11,870
Bizarro, will you marry me?
523
00:21:11,937 --> 00:21:14,706
And... and bizarro say yes!
524
00:21:14,773 --> 00:21:16,775
Oh! This is beautiful!
525
00:21:16,842 --> 00:21:18,777
Bizarro say yes! Yes!
526
00:21:18,844 --> 00:21:21,346
Yes, yes, a thousand times yes!
527
00:21:21,413 --> 00:21:23,281
You may now kiss the bride.
528
00:21:23,348 --> 00:21:25,017
Yes! Me want kiss!
529
00:21:25,083 --> 00:21:27,285
Yes! Yes!
530
00:21:27,352 --> 00:21:32,391
[ all cheering ]
This is how we're ending the
531
00:21:32,457 --> 00:21:35,260
Second "Robot chicken dc comics
Special," with a bullshit
532
00:21:35,327 --> 00:21:36,228
Fake-out wedding?
533
00:21:36,294 --> 00:21:37,729
Damn it! Aren't you dead?!
534
00:21:37,796 --> 00:21:40,232
Oh, I got the magic amulet.
535
00:21:40,298 --> 00:21:42,167
Drop your cocks and grab your
Flip-flops.
536
00:21:42,234 --> 00:21:45,070
We are sexx luthor.
537
00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:47,673
♪ Oh, baby, baby
♪ with that ass so sweet
538
00:21:47,739 --> 00:21:51,043
♪ we're the brainy studs
That you're dying to meet ♪
539
00:21:51,109 --> 00:21:54,212
♪ sexx luthor
Ha ha!
540
00:21:54,279 --> 00:21:56,848
♪ Sexx luthor
The joker's back and better
541
00:22:03,055 --> 00:22:03,722
Than ever!
542
00:22:03,789 --> 00:22:05,691
On sale now.
543
00:22:09,761 --> 00:22:11,663
Another job well done.
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