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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,902 --> 00:00:10,043 [ up-tempo music plays ] [ thunder crashes ] 2 00:00:10,110 --> 00:00:12,011 [ wind howling ] 3 00:00:16,248 --> 00:00:20,019 Arkham asylum -- prison to the Greatest supervillains the world 4 00:00:20,086 --> 00:00:21,821 Has ever known. 5 00:00:21,888 --> 00:00:23,189 And mr. Banjo. 6 00:00:23,256 --> 00:00:25,625 Ever since the first "Robot chicken dc comics 7 00:00:25,692 --> 00:00:29,129 Special," #rcdc, Humanity has been safe from 8 00:00:29,195 --> 00:00:30,697 These deviants... 9 00:00:30,764 --> 00:00:32,531 Until... 10 00:00:32,598 --> 00:00:34,534 Tonight. 11 00:00:34,601 --> 00:00:36,503 [ march plays ] [ electricity crackling ] 12 00:01:08,067 --> 00:01:09,969 [ machine-gun fire ] 13 00:01:16,709 --> 00:01:21,181 And now the "Robot chicken Dc comics special 2: villains in 14 00:01:21,247 --> 00:01:22,449 Paradise." 15 00:01:22,515 --> 00:01:24,417 #rcdc2vip. 16 00:01:26,953 --> 00:01:29,155 Would you like to buy some Girl scout cookies? 17 00:01:29,222 --> 00:01:29,923 No! 18 00:01:29,989 --> 00:01:31,524 Okay. Thanks, mister. 19 00:01:31,591 --> 00:01:35,161 But bizarro...Said no. 20 00:01:35,228 --> 00:01:37,130 [ ominous music plays ] Oh, this commute is murder. 21 00:01:44,103 --> 00:01:45,003 Okay. 22 00:01:45,071 --> 00:01:48,741 [ breathes deeply ] Let's do this. 23 00:01:48,808 --> 00:01:51,344 [ flies buzzing ] Unh! 24 00:01:51,411 --> 00:01:55,315 Get aw-- Ow! You little vampires! 25 00:01:55,381 --> 00:01:59,919 [ grunting ] Unh! 26 00:01:59,985 --> 00:02:02,889 Oh, my moccasin. 27 00:02:02,956 --> 00:02:05,525 [ alligator roars ] Oh, no, not again! 28 00:02:05,592 --> 00:02:07,060 No, no! 29 00:02:07,126 --> 00:02:08,895 Just be gentle, mr. Snappy. 30 00:02:08,961 --> 00:02:11,498 [ beeps ] What is wrong with this piece 31 00:02:11,564 --> 00:02:15,802 Of shit Swipe it slower. 32 00:02:15,869 --> 00:02:17,537 [ beeps ] Ah, that's too slow. 33 00:02:17,603 --> 00:02:18,404 Aah! 34 00:02:18,471 --> 00:02:19,572 Is it facing the right way? 35 00:02:19,639 --> 00:02:22,075 Of course it's facing the Right -- 36 00:02:22,141 --> 00:02:23,209 Okay, it was not. 37 00:02:23,276 --> 00:02:24,844 Dad, this is total bull crap. 38 00:02:24,911 --> 00:02:26,212 It's spring break. 39 00:02:26,279 --> 00:02:28,882 My boyfriend invited me to his Family's place at the beach. 40 00:02:28,948 --> 00:02:31,451 Well, the court says I get You on weekends and holidays. 41 00:02:31,518 --> 00:02:33,786 Like it or not, we're spending This time together. 42 00:02:33,853 --> 00:02:34,787 Ugh! Doing what? 43 00:02:34,853 --> 00:02:38,057 Oh, I have a plan for you. 44 00:02:38,124 --> 00:02:40,994 Give me a double espresso Latte, half decaf, medium foam, 45 00:02:41,060 --> 00:02:42,829 With a dusting of dutch Chocolate. 46 00:02:42,896 --> 00:02:44,030 That bald son of a bitch. 47 00:02:44,097 --> 00:02:45,565 Does weather wizard want Coffee? 48 00:02:45,632 --> 00:02:47,000 I texted him. 49 00:02:47,066 --> 00:02:48,935 I think he's responding because Those three dots are hovering 50 00:02:49,002 --> 00:02:49,969 Right there. 51 00:02:50,036 --> 00:02:52,372 [ grunts ] Tall café latte, please. 52 00:02:52,438 --> 00:02:53,973 Okay. That's $3.95. 53 00:02:54,040 --> 00:02:56,175 [ chuckles ] You didn't ask me if I wanted 54 00:02:56,242 --> 00:02:57,243 Whip or no whip. 55 00:02:57,310 --> 00:02:59,612 Do you want whip? 56 00:02:59,679 --> 00:03:00,113 Whip. 57 00:03:00,179 --> 00:03:01,180 Great. 58 00:03:01,247 --> 00:03:02,682 Do I want an extra shot of Espresso? 59 00:03:02,749 --> 00:03:03,883 I don't know. Do you? 60 00:03:03,950 --> 00:03:05,184 We'll see. 61 00:03:05,251 --> 00:03:06,953 Oh, sorry. Hold on. 62 00:03:07,020 --> 00:03:09,322 It's -- it's in my keys. 63 00:03:09,389 --> 00:03:10,557 It's in my keys. 64 00:03:10,623 --> 00:03:11,758 It's on the house, okay? 65 00:03:11,824 --> 00:03:13,793 Free or not free has nothing To do with it. 66 00:03:13,860 --> 00:03:15,495 I don't know if I want it. 67 00:03:15,562 --> 00:03:17,829 Only the coin knows if I Want it. 68 00:03:17,897 --> 00:03:18,631 Ah. 69 00:03:18,698 --> 00:03:21,935 [ coins rattle ] Hang on. 70 00:03:22,001 --> 00:03:22,902 Oh, come on. 71 00:03:22,969 --> 00:03:24,737 The wi-fi password doesn't work. 72 00:03:24,804 --> 00:03:26,973 Aren't you a living Supercomputer? 73 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:28,675 Use the wi-fi in your brain. 74 00:03:28,741 --> 00:03:30,009 I don't have wi-fi. 75 00:03:30,076 --> 00:03:31,444 I have 3g. 76 00:03:31,511 --> 00:03:33,713 And I'm locked into a shity Family plan. 77 00:03:33,780 --> 00:03:36,516 Mom blows through all my data Netflixing episodes of "Castle." 78 00:03:36,583 --> 00:03:38,585 I have no minutes ever. 79 00:03:38,651 --> 00:03:39,619 Ever! 80 00:03:39,686 --> 00:03:41,554 Working here on your spring Break? 81 00:03:41,621 --> 00:03:43,923 That's total bull crap, lena. 82 00:03:43,990 --> 00:03:46,025 Yeah. Well, tell that to Daddy war-bald. 83 00:03:46,091 --> 00:03:47,293 "Daddy war-bald"! 84 00:03:47,360 --> 00:03:49,728 [ laughing ] We -- we should follow each 85 00:03:49,796 --> 00:03:50,829 Other on twitter. 86 00:03:50,897 --> 00:03:53,299 Damon lindelof favorited my Tweet once. 87 00:03:53,366 --> 00:03:58,237 [ whistles ] So, lena over there has to work 88 00:03:58,304 --> 00:03:59,539 On spring break. 89 00:03:59,606 --> 00:04:01,407 Did you even know it was spring Break? 90 00:04:01,474 --> 00:04:02,542 What does it matter? 91 00:04:02,609 --> 00:04:03,643 We don't get vacations. 92 00:04:03,710 --> 00:04:05,411 That's what I told lena! 93 00:04:05,478 --> 00:04:07,113 She says that's so unfair. 94 00:04:07,180 --> 00:04:08,781 Lena makes a lot of good Points. 95 00:04:08,848 --> 00:04:11,017 Oh! And you know she's vegan? 96 00:04:11,084 --> 00:04:15,054 [ grunting ] I really admire that lena. 97 00:04:15,121 --> 00:04:17,290 [ ringtone plays ] Weather wizard wants an 98 00:04:17,356 --> 00:04:19,325 Americano. 99 00:04:19,392 --> 00:04:21,160 Say we already left. 100 00:04:21,226 --> 00:04:25,064 I'd like to introduce you to Superboy, my, uh -- my clone. 101 00:04:25,131 --> 00:04:26,299 What up? 102 00:04:26,366 --> 00:04:27,700 "Clone"? 103 00:04:27,767 --> 00:04:30,203 Oh, I knew you wouldn't have the Guts to tell them the truth. 104 00:04:30,269 --> 00:04:31,704 I never should have had your Baby. 105 00:04:31,771 --> 00:04:34,641 That's what I've been telling You for 16 years. 106 00:04:34,707 --> 00:04:36,308 That's right -- a clone! 107 00:04:36,376 --> 00:04:39,278 A clone with no strings Attached. 108 00:04:39,345 --> 00:04:40,413 Ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff. 109 00:04:40,480 --> 00:04:42,148 Ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff Ruff ruff! 110 00:04:42,215 --> 00:04:44,350 Woof woof woof, woof woof. 111 00:04:44,417 --> 00:04:47,053 Woof woof woof, woof woof, woof Woof. 112 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:48,121 Ruff ruff! 113 00:04:48,187 --> 00:04:51,090 [ yelps ] Woof woof woof woof woof. 114 00:04:51,157 --> 00:04:54,761 By sending a targeted energy Pulse from our stealth drone, we 115 00:04:54,827 --> 00:04:57,330 Will deactivate the Justice league's power 116 00:04:57,397 --> 00:05:02,468 Generator, housed in the south Quadrant of the hall of justice, 117 00:05:02,535 --> 00:05:05,638 Rending those hapless heroes Completely defenseless and -- 118 00:05:05,705 --> 00:05:06,639 Meow! 119 00:05:06,706 --> 00:05:08,441 We're in the middle of a Meeting! 120 00:05:08,508 --> 00:05:11,110 Do you fools want to tell me What's so important? 121 00:05:11,177 --> 00:05:12,945 Well, if you insist. 122 00:05:13,012 --> 00:05:16,249 Welcome to the 1986 Smallville high school talent 123 00:05:16,315 --> 00:05:17,383 Show! 124 00:05:17,450 --> 00:05:22,121 My name is sexylexy, and we are Sexx luthor! 125 00:05:22,188 --> 00:05:23,256 Turn it off. 126 00:05:23,322 --> 00:05:25,658 ♪ oh, baby, baby ♪ with that ass so sweet 127 00:05:25,725 --> 00:05:29,028 ♪ we're the brainy studs That you're dying to meet ♪ 128 00:05:29,095 --> 00:05:32,198 ♪ sexx luthor Ha ha! 129 00:05:32,265 --> 00:05:35,668 ♪ sexx luthor Come on! 130 00:05:35,735 --> 00:05:38,838 ♪ lana lang, lana lang ♪ with that sweet poontang 131 00:05:38,905 --> 00:05:42,175 ♪ I wrote you a song ♪ now shake hands with my wang 132 00:05:42,241 --> 00:05:47,380 ♪ sexx luthor ♪ sexx luthor 133 00:05:47,447 --> 00:05:50,149 I said turn it off! 134 00:05:50,216 --> 00:05:54,087 ♪ sexx luthor Just made it my ringtone. 135 00:05:54,153 --> 00:05:55,855 I had a great time tonight, Iris. 136 00:05:55,922 --> 00:05:57,190 Reverse-flash! 137 00:05:57,256 --> 00:05:59,358 You're not the only one who's Good with the ladies. 138 00:05:59,425 --> 00:06:02,061 Flash, feast your eyes on Reverse-iris! 139 00:06:02,128 --> 00:06:04,530 My name is tina. 140 00:06:04,597 --> 00:06:07,400 Up, up, and away! 141 00:06:07,467 --> 00:06:08,534 Ugh! 142 00:06:08,601 --> 00:06:10,670 Uh, don't you think you Should sit down? 143 00:06:10,737 --> 00:06:13,072 [ sighs ] 'cause I'm gonna be flying 144 00:06:13,139 --> 00:06:14,107 Really fast. 145 00:06:14,173 --> 00:06:15,608 I just think it would be safer. 146 00:06:15,675 --> 00:06:18,277 I just -- [ sighs ] Isn't there another shape? 147 00:06:18,344 --> 00:06:19,779 Couldn't you make it more... 148 00:06:19,846 --> 00:06:21,214 Vehicular? 149 00:06:21,280 --> 00:06:22,014 Why? 150 00:06:22,081 --> 00:06:23,216 Look, it doesn't matter. 151 00:06:23,282 --> 00:06:25,251 Let -- let's just go in the Ball. 152 00:06:25,318 --> 00:06:26,719 Oh, because it's Emasculating. 153 00:06:26,786 --> 00:06:29,155 Oh, boy. You're one of those "Just put it right out there" 154 00:06:29,222 --> 00:06:30,022 Guys, aren't you? 155 00:06:30,089 --> 00:06:31,791 Yes! It is emasculating! 156 00:06:31,858 --> 00:06:35,328 It emasculating to show up With no superpowers in a 157 00:06:35,394 --> 00:06:36,696 Lime-green safety bubble! 158 00:06:36,763 --> 00:06:38,931 Oh. Well, no, let's talk About this for a second. 159 00:06:38,998 --> 00:06:41,868 Earlier, you said "Something More vehicular." 160 00:06:41,933 --> 00:06:42,568 Like a plane? 161 00:06:42,635 --> 00:06:43,436 Sure. 162 00:06:43,503 --> 00:06:45,138 Okay, yeah. No, jet or prop? 163 00:06:45,204 --> 00:06:47,039 Oh, a big prop plane, for Sure! 164 00:06:47,106 --> 00:06:49,475 And while you guys are fighting The robot, I'll get in a 165 00:06:49,542 --> 00:06:50,943 Dogfight with snoopy! 166 00:06:51,010 --> 00:06:52,011 Let's just go! 167 00:06:52,078 --> 00:06:53,546 I am sorry I ever said anything! 168 00:06:53,613 --> 00:06:55,782 Look, I'm not gonna fly you In the bubble. 169 00:06:55,848 --> 00:06:59,519 I know you hate it, and that's All I'll be thinking about. 170 00:06:59,585 --> 00:07:06,626 ♪ there does come a time ♪ when you must unwind 171 00:07:06,692 --> 00:07:10,496 ♪ and it's just the wind Yeah! 172 00:07:10,563 --> 00:07:21,674 ♪ and your superfriends ♪ be set free 173 00:07:21,741 --> 00:07:32,652 ♪ upon the sea ♪ and you're with your 174 00:07:32,718 --> 00:07:38,658 Superfriends ♪ ♪ until the super end 175 00:07:38,724 --> 00:07:47,767 ♪ just sailin' ♪ sailin' 176 00:07:47,834 --> 00:07:54,507 ♪ sailing! ♪ sailing! 177 00:07:54,574 --> 00:07:57,677 I...I got to call my dad. 178 00:07:57,743 --> 00:08:00,213 ...Which will bump eddie's Plan to the end of march, but I 179 00:08:00,279 --> 00:08:03,416 Don't think anyone loves "Malcolm in the riddle" anyway. 180 00:08:03,482 --> 00:08:04,350 All in favor? 181 00:08:04,417 --> 00:08:06,886 [ all murmuring ] All in favor? 182 00:08:06,953 --> 00:08:08,254 Okay. What's the problem? 183 00:08:08,321 --> 00:08:10,690 You're working us to the Bone, luthor! 184 00:08:10,756 --> 00:08:13,960 We've butt-polished these seats Into reflective surfaces. 185 00:08:14,026 --> 00:08:17,096 I pulled a chair out for grodd The other day and got into a 186 00:08:17,163 --> 00:08:19,165 Staring contest with his brown Eye! 187 00:08:19,232 --> 00:08:20,967 Why don't we get vacations? 188 00:08:21,033 --> 00:08:22,735 Together: vacation! 189 00:08:22,802 --> 00:08:24,303 Vacation! 190 00:08:24,370 --> 00:08:26,305 You idiots have plenty of Time off. 191 00:08:26,372 --> 00:08:27,440 It's called prison. 192 00:08:27,506 --> 00:08:29,207 Luthor is correct! 193 00:08:29,275 --> 00:08:33,078 I, starro the conqueror, require No vacation. 194 00:08:33,145 --> 00:08:36,182 Why when I'm defeated by the Justice league, I'm back to 195 00:08:36,249 --> 00:08:37,482 Business the next day. 196 00:08:37,549 --> 00:08:40,119 I was at the drawing board, not The shuffle board. 197 00:08:40,186 --> 00:08:41,687 I -- uh, h-hey, where we going? 198 00:08:41,754 --> 00:08:43,088 Oh! Two guys taking a leak. 199 00:08:43,155 --> 00:08:47,960 All right, well, it's odd -- [ toilet flushes, seat closes ] 200 00:08:48,027 --> 00:08:49,896 We're all on the same page, Right, guys? 201 00:08:49,962 --> 00:08:51,530 You shouldn't flush those Things. 202 00:08:51,597 --> 00:08:54,300 That's how new york got giant Alligators in the sewers. 203 00:08:54,367 --> 00:08:56,168 Ugh! That's just an urban Legend. 204 00:08:56,235 --> 00:08:58,137 Oh, you think so?! 205 00:09:02,041 --> 00:09:04,277 Moving on to new business -- I got four mochas, two 206 00:09:04,343 --> 00:09:04,877 Whipped, two naked. 207 00:09:04,944 --> 00:09:06,112 What? 208 00:09:06,178 --> 00:09:07,713 My daughter lena is supposed to Bring the coffee! 209 00:09:07,780 --> 00:09:08,814 Who the fuck are you?! 210 00:09:08,881 --> 00:09:10,149 Oh, that's my nephew calvin. 211 00:09:10,216 --> 00:09:10,983 Isn't he great? 212 00:09:11,050 --> 00:09:12,385 Trying to help my sister out. 213 00:09:12,451 --> 00:09:14,287 I'm taking lena's shift while She's on vacation with her 214 00:09:14,353 --> 00:09:14,854 Boyfriend. 215 00:09:14,921 --> 00:09:15,855 Wow. 216 00:09:15,922 --> 00:09:17,890 Lena does what she wants. 217 00:09:17,957 --> 00:09:18,891 No! 218 00:09:18,958 --> 00:09:20,960 This insubordination will not Stand! 219 00:09:21,027 --> 00:09:21,894 Well, you heard him -- go. 220 00:09:21,961 --> 00:09:22,762 It's over. 221 00:09:22,828 --> 00:09:23,729 I tried, but it didn't work out. 222 00:09:23,796 --> 00:09:24,897 It is what it is, okay? 223 00:09:24,964 --> 00:09:26,232 Tell sis I love her. 224 00:09:26,299 --> 00:09:27,967 What? What are you looking at? 225 00:09:28,034 --> 00:09:28,968 Get the fuck out of here. 226 00:09:29,035 --> 00:09:30,336 Brainiac, tap into the grid! 227 00:09:30,403 --> 00:09:32,471 We'll cross-reference the Database of every airline in the 228 00:09:32,538 --> 00:09:33,940 Country until -- [ ringtone beeps ] 229 00:09:34,006 --> 00:09:37,677 Whoa! Lena's instagram is Blowing up with vacay pics! 230 00:09:37,743 --> 00:09:39,645 Wow! That beach house looks Amazing! 231 00:09:39,712 --> 00:09:40,813 Gross, cross your legs. 232 00:09:40,880 --> 00:09:41,847 I can see your dick. 233 00:09:41,914 --> 00:09:44,350 Lena thinks she can defy me? 234 00:09:44,417 --> 00:09:45,918 You all wanted a vacation? 235 00:09:45,985 --> 00:09:48,721 Well, the legion of doom is Going to the beach! 236 00:09:48,788 --> 00:09:50,289 Flight mode engaged. 237 00:09:50,356 --> 00:09:51,190 What?! 238 00:09:51,257 --> 00:09:52,959 The hall of doom -- it flies. 239 00:09:53,025 --> 00:09:54,327 Meow! 240 00:09:54,393 --> 00:09:56,495 We've been commuting to the Okefenokee swamp when we could 241 00:09:56,562 --> 00:09:57,396 Have been anywhere else? 242 00:09:57,463 --> 00:09:58,864 Meow?! 243 00:09:58,931 --> 00:10:02,234 I wear fucking burlap, man, And the 20 pounds of swamp water 244 00:10:02,301 --> 00:10:03,769 It takes on every morning! 245 00:10:03,836 --> 00:10:06,639 I've got a case of trench foot That's marched halfway up my 246 00:10:06,706 --> 00:10:07,206 Balls! 247 00:10:07,273 --> 00:10:08,607 Buckle up! 248 00:10:08,674 --> 00:10:11,077 This bastion of evil upsets The delicate balance of the 249 00:10:11,143 --> 00:10:12,445 Green. 250 00:10:12,511 --> 00:10:15,281 You were right to summon me, the Swamp thing, for I am your 251 00:10:15,348 --> 00:10:16,282 Protector. 252 00:10:16,349 --> 00:10:17,650 Do you smell gasoline? 253 00:10:17,717 --> 00:10:18,451 Shit! Shit! 254 00:10:18,517 --> 00:10:19,585 This thing's taking off! 255 00:10:19,652 --> 00:10:21,520 Aah! Aah! Get the fuck out of My way! 256 00:10:21,587 --> 00:10:23,022 N-o-o-o-o! 257 00:10:23,089 --> 00:10:25,958 "The death of swamp thing" -- The most shocking comic book of 258 00:10:26,025 --> 00:10:28,060 The year, now on sale! 259 00:10:31,497 --> 00:10:33,132 "Swamp thing" #1! 260 00:10:33,199 --> 00:10:35,201 Now back to our show. 261 00:10:35,267 --> 00:10:36,302 Green arrow to tower! 262 00:10:36,369 --> 00:10:38,237 The turbulence knocked the pilot Out cold! 263 00:10:38,304 --> 00:10:39,472 I'm all alone up here! 264 00:10:39,538 --> 00:10:41,907 Easy, india juliet 32, we can Talk you down. 265 00:10:41,974 --> 00:10:43,976 First, tell me what it says on Your altimeter. 266 00:10:44,043 --> 00:10:45,778 I-I-I can't even see the Altimeter! 267 00:10:45,845 --> 00:10:47,146 I assure you it's there. 268 00:10:47,213 --> 00:10:48,280 I know it's there! 269 00:10:48,347 --> 00:10:49,648 I'm saying I can't see it! 270 00:10:49,715 --> 00:10:51,951 If you're having trouble Identifying the altimeter, you 271 00:10:52,018 --> 00:10:56,655 Need to look it up in the flight Manual. 272 00:10:56,722 --> 00:10:57,790 I can't read it! 273 00:10:57,857 --> 00:10:59,725 We're ejecting out of this Flying death box! 274 00:10:59,792 --> 00:11:01,327 [ clang! ] Fuel jettisoned. 275 00:11:01,394 --> 00:11:02,795 Oh fuck You know, I was just off a 276 00:11:06,432 --> 00:11:09,235 Very hard breakup, but I have to Say, this actually feels -- 277 00:11:09,301 --> 00:11:10,569 [ chokes ] [ diners gasp ] 278 00:11:10,636 --> 00:11:12,104 Is there a doctor in the House? 279 00:11:12,171 --> 00:11:13,639 Oh! Right here -- dr. Fate! 280 00:11:13,706 --> 00:11:14,840 He's a doctor. 281 00:11:14,907 --> 00:11:17,176 I'm not, uh -- Actually, I'm not that kind of 282 00:11:17,243 --> 00:11:17,710 Doctor. 283 00:11:17,777 --> 00:11:18,310 What? 284 00:11:18,377 --> 00:11:20,746 You lied to me! 285 00:11:20,813 --> 00:11:30,623 I never meant to hurt you, Melanie! 286 00:11:30,689 --> 00:11:33,292 Ahh. 287 00:11:33,359 --> 00:11:35,461 Ugh! 288 00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:38,998 [ toilet flushes ] Ahh. 289 00:11:39,065 --> 00:11:42,368 Green arrow was a champion of Justice, but more importantly, 290 00:11:42,435 --> 00:11:43,402 He was my friend. 291 00:11:43,469 --> 00:11:46,439 And no amount of tears will -- Will... 292 00:11:46,505 --> 00:11:47,306 No, you know what? 293 00:11:47,373 --> 00:11:48,507 Fuck this! 294 00:11:48,574 --> 00:11:50,776 [ audience gasps ] Oh, don't act so shocked, you 295 00:11:50,843 --> 00:11:51,510 Phonies! 296 00:11:51,577 --> 00:11:52,878 You know how this works. 297 00:11:52,945 --> 00:11:55,548 In a few months, some magic Amulet will bring him back or 298 00:11:55,614 --> 00:11:57,783 We'll find some Alternate-dimension green arrow 299 00:11:57,850 --> 00:11:59,952 That's exactly like the one we Had before! 300 00:12:00,019 --> 00:12:02,555 How many of you here have Already died? 301 00:12:02,621 --> 00:12:03,722 Come on! Put them up! 302 00:12:03,789 --> 00:12:05,024 Exactly. 303 00:12:05,091 --> 00:12:07,660 So, all due respect to Green arrow or whoever bites it 304 00:12:07,726 --> 00:12:10,729 Next, but I'm done with your Memorials, your wakes, or flying 305 00:12:10,796 --> 00:12:13,466 To your home planets to scatter Your fucking ashes! 306 00:12:13,532 --> 00:12:15,134 I am done! 307 00:12:15,201 --> 00:12:18,437 [ cheers and applause ] [ gasps ] 308 00:12:18,504 --> 00:12:22,274 Wow! First day of my Internship at the daily planet! 309 00:12:22,341 --> 00:12:24,543 Oh, working at The daily planet is great! 310 00:12:24,610 --> 00:12:27,413 Mr. Kent's really nice, and Miss lane gets all the scoops! 311 00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:30,382 And if I ever get in hot water, I can call superman on my signal 312 00:12:30,449 --> 00:12:31,250 Watch! 313 00:12:31,317 --> 00:12:32,818 [ scoffs ] Good one, jimmy. 314 00:12:32,885 --> 00:12:33,752 It's true! 315 00:12:33,819 --> 00:12:35,087 Pfft! No way! 316 00:12:35,154 --> 00:12:36,956 I'll prove it, rookie! 317 00:12:37,022 --> 00:12:42,895 Superman will catch me before I Even hit the grou-ou-ou-ound! 318 00:12:42,962 --> 00:12:44,096 Is this your signal watch? 319 00:12:44,163 --> 00:12:46,465 [ metal crunching ] The bad news -- jimmy olsen 320 00:12:46,532 --> 00:12:47,333 Died. 321 00:12:47,399 --> 00:12:49,902 The good news -- I got promoted. 322 00:12:49,969 --> 00:12:52,071 Come on, you stupid gorilla. 323 00:12:52,138 --> 00:12:53,572 It's my first day. 324 00:12:53,639 --> 00:12:55,374 Do something cool! 325 00:12:55,441 --> 00:12:57,176 [ camera shutter clicks ] [ gorilla roars ] 326 00:12:57,243 --> 00:12:58,144 Aah! Help! 327 00:12:58,210 --> 00:12:59,545 Help me, superman! 328 00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:01,180 Aah-aah! 329 00:13:01,247 --> 00:13:05,818 [ watch beeping ] Jimmy? Jimmy! 330 00:13:05,885 --> 00:13:07,453 Jimmy! 331 00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:09,889 [ beeping continues ] [ breathing heavily ] 332 00:13:09,955 --> 00:13:11,257 What? Why? 333 00:13:11,323 --> 00:13:13,726 [ camera shutter clicks ] Look, mr. Kent! 334 00:13:13,792 --> 00:13:16,562 I got the front page on my very First day! 335 00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:18,130 Congrats. 336 00:13:18,197 --> 00:13:20,266 So, what made you respond to My profile? 337 00:13:20,332 --> 00:13:22,401 Well, you said you liked Fish. 338 00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:23,836 So? 339 00:13:23,903 --> 00:13:26,805 Ain't no poontang until date Six, and the hedge grows wild, 340 00:13:26,872 --> 00:13:29,308 My man -- like fangorn forest Wild. 341 00:13:29,375 --> 00:13:32,278 Hey, I just remembered I left The ocean running, so maybe 342 00:13:32,344 --> 00:13:33,946 Another time! 343 00:13:34,013 --> 00:13:35,915 [ beach music plays ] What a beautiful morning. 344 00:13:44,623 --> 00:13:45,858 You're welcome. 345 00:13:45,925 --> 00:13:48,661 You gonna make that joke Every fucking day, 346 00:13:48,727 --> 00:13:49,728 Weather wizard?! 347 00:13:49,795 --> 00:13:51,830 Your power's not called "July"! 348 00:13:51,897 --> 00:13:54,400 Hey, man, you're really Sunburned! 349 00:13:54,466 --> 00:13:55,768 You should go inside. 350 00:13:55,834 --> 00:13:56,936 This is my natural skin tone. 351 00:13:57,002 --> 00:13:57,670 You know what? 352 00:13:57,736 --> 00:13:58,637 Mind your own business. 353 00:13:58,704 --> 00:14:01,507 Okay. All right. 354 00:14:01,574 --> 00:14:03,242 Cute mermaid, girls. 355 00:14:03,309 --> 00:14:04,343 Damn cute. 356 00:14:04,410 --> 00:14:05,811 Hey, here's $5. 357 00:14:05,878 --> 00:14:08,914 Why don't you girls go get Yourself some ice cream? 358 00:14:08,981 --> 00:14:09,715 Hey, there, baby. 359 00:14:09,782 --> 00:14:10,950 From around here? 360 00:14:11,016 --> 00:14:16,488 Clayface don't get to meet a lot Of -- [ gurgling ] 361 00:14:16,555 --> 00:14:20,726 Wah! Hey, fellas, "Private Beach" is code for "Nude beach." 362 00:14:20,793 --> 00:14:22,127 Wah-ha! 363 00:14:22,194 --> 00:14:24,630 Keep your visibly-mangled and Misshapen sausage cock in 364 00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:25,965 Your pants, penguin. 365 00:14:26,031 --> 00:14:29,201 Guys, at a nude beach -- Hey, that really hurt. 366 00:14:29,268 --> 00:14:30,436 [ clears throat ] Wah. 367 00:14:30,502 --> 00:14:34,006 Guys, at a nude beach, there's Nude women. 368 00:14:34,073 --> 00:14:36,742 Wah, wah wah wah! 369 00:14:36,809 --> 00:14:38,877 Oh, my god! 370 00:14:38,944 --> 00:14:39,878 Wha-- huh?! 371 00:14:39,945 --> 00:14:41,347 Dude, you got fried! 372 00:14:41,413 --> 00:14:42,982 I told you, my skin is Naturally -- 373 00:14:43,048 --> 00:14:45,818 Holy fucking shit Problem? 374 00:14:45,884 --> 00:14:48,187 Oh, n-no. 375 00:14:48,254 --> 00:14:50,856 Oh -- [ grunts ] [ chuckles nervously ] 376 00:14:50,923 --> 00:14:53,592 [ groaning loudly ] Aah! 377 00:14:53,659 --> 00:14:55,027 Ohh! Ohh! 378 00:14:55,094 --> 00:14:57,763 [ skin crackling ] Is it sunburn? 379 00:14:57,830 --> 00:14:59,632 N-- no-no-- nope! 380 00:14:59,698 --> 00:15:01,300 Oh-ho-ho! 381 00:15:01,367 --> 00:15:03,168 I'm perfectly bronzed. 382 00:15:03,235 --> 00:15:04,436 Aaaaah! 383 00:15:04,503 --> 00:15:07,473 Hey, I think this guy is Dead. 384 00:15:07,539 --> 00:15:09,942 I think I'm finally Comfortable in my own skin. 385 00:15:10,009 --> 00:15:11,610 So take off your mask. 386 00:15:11,677 --> 00:15:13,045 Uh, no, no, no. 387 00:15:13,112 --> 00:15:14,480 I'm a real "But-his-face." 388 00:15:14,546 --> 00:15:16,682 There's no judgment here, Scarecrow. 389 00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:18,684 We're all beautiful in our own Way. 390 00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:20,152 Look at those dudes' dicks! 391 00:15:20,219 --> 00:15:24,356 [ laughter ] Wait. So "Private" doesn't 392 00:15:24,423 --> 00:15:25,457 Mean "Nude"? 393 00:15:25,524 --> 00:15:28,060 "Private" means "Private." 394 00:15:28,127 --> 00:15:29,662 What are you fools doing?! 395 00:15:29,728 --> 00:15:31,030 Where are your clothes?! 396 00:15:31,096 --> 00:15:32,898 What the hell kind of freak Show are you running here, 397 00:15:32,965 --> 00:15:33,999 Luthor? 398 00:15:34,066 --> 00:15:35,367 I'm just here looking for my Daughter. 399 00:15:35,434 --> 00:15:36,268 Daddy? 400 00:15:36,335 --> 00:15:37,136 Lena! 401 00:15:37,202 --> 00:15:38,203 "Daddy"? 402 00:15:38,270 --> 00:15:40,005 Lena, you are never to see Him again. 403 00:15:40,072 --> 00:15:41,340 No! 404 00:15:41,407 --> 00:15:43,676 Conner, you are never to see That girl again. 405 00:15:43,742 --> 00:15:44,476 No! 406 00:15:44,543 --> 00:15:45,644 Hey, a quarter. 407 00:15:45,711 --> 00:15:49,148 N-o-o-o-o! 408 00:15:49,214 --> 00:15:50,582 Oh, golly, superboy! 409 00:15:50,649 --> 00:15:53,986 How'd you ever land a high-class Snail trail like lena luthor? 410 00:15:54,053 --> 00:15:56,355 Well, talking about teenagers Having sex would be cheap 411 00:15:56,422 --> 00:15:57,389 Exploitation. 412 00:15:57,456 --> 00:16:00,559 But singing about it is another Story. 413 00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:04,697 ♪ I met lena ♪ went to a movie 414 00:16:04,763 --> 00:16:08,400 ♪ fell for conner ♪ I let him super do me 415 00:16:08,467 --> 00:16:12,137 ♪ we made out ♪ started to bone 416 00:16:12,204 --> 00:16:16,175 ♪ you'd be surprised what They've enhanced on this clone ♪ 417 00:16:16,241 --> 00:16:19,044 ♪ super teens ♪ who cares what they mean? 418 00:16:19,111 --> 00:16:22,081 ♪ when all you need are super Nights ♪ 419 00:16:22,147 --> 00:16:24,116 ♪ a-pow, a-bam, a-boom, A-crack ♪ 420 00:16:24,183 --> 00:16:26,018 ♪ give us dirt, give us Dirt ♪ 421 00:16:26,085 --> 00:16:27,953 ♪ did you find out their Scheme? ♪ 422 00:16:28,020 --> 00:16:29,922 ♪ give us dirt, give us Dirt ♪ 423 00:16:29,988 --> 00:16:31,523 ♪ does his dick shoot red Beams? ♪ 424 00:16:31,590 --> 00:16:35,627 ♪ good thing my panties are 10% lead ♪ 425 00:16:35,694 --> 00:16:38,464 ♪ and she's no stranger to Dicks with smooth heads ♪ 426 00:16:38,530 --> 00:16:39,565 Gross. 427 00:16:39,631 --> 00:16:42,468 ♪ my super dad, He'll get super mad ♪ 428 00:16:42,534 --> 00:16:48,707 ♪ but it's worth it for those Super ♪ 429 00:16:48,774 --> 00:16:54,747 ♪ n-I-I-I-I-I-I-ights I let you finish that song as 430 00:16:54,813 --> 00:16:56,014 A professional courtesy. 431 00:16:56,081 --> 00:16:57,116 That was a mistake. 432 00:16:57,182 --> 00:16:59,318 Lena, you're too good for that Super-trash. 433 00:16:59,385 --> 00:17:01,920 My clone's too good to date a Filthy luthor! 434 00:17:01,987 --> 00:17:04,156 Lena's got more class in her Little finger than you -- 435 00:17:04,223 --> 00:17:06,657 [ grunting ] I'm cool, I'm cool. 436 00:17:06,724 --> 00:17:07,792 Silence, fools! 437 00:17:07,859 --> 00:17:09,795 It's over. 438 00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:11,296 [ coughing ] Slut! She's a Slut! 439 00:17:11,363 --> 00:17:12,196 Oh! You! 440 00:17:12,263 --> 00:17:13,365 Oh, hell, no! 441 00:17:13,432 --> 00:17:17,502 [ grunting ] Check me out now, mother 442 00:17:17,569 --> 00:17:20,606 Fuckers It's starro! 443 00:17:20,672 --> 00:17:24,309 Like a mighty new york city Sewer alligator! 444 00:17:24,376 --> 00:17:26,944 I'd hate to say I told you So. 445 00:17:27,012 --> 00:17:27,813 That is a lie. 446 00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:30,716 [ screaming ] I tol-- 447 00:17:30,783 --> 00:17:33,886 Only our combined forces can Defeat a foe that size. 448 00:17:33,952 --> 00:17:36,755 All right, luthor, I'll bring My super-strength, laser eyes, 449 00:17:36,822 --> 00:17:39,191 Invulnerability, and Super-speed, and you bring your 450 00:17:39,258 --> 00:17:40,993 Slightly above-average Intelligence. 451 00:17:41,059 --> 00:17:41,860 You know what? 452 00:17:41,927 --> 00:17:43,829 Fuck you, superman. 453 00:17:53,806 --> 00:17:55,541 I've got this one, mr. J! 454 00:17:55,607 --> 00:17:57,376 Hyah! 455 00:17:57,443 --> 00:17:59,378 N-o-o-o-o-o-o! 456 00:17:59,445 --> 00:18:01,580 "Death of a joker," now on sale! 457 00:18:01,647 --> 00:18:03,882 Collect all 18 variant covers! 458 00:18:03,949 --> 00:18:05,217 I got mine! 459 00:18:05,284 --> 00:18:07,186 Hey, sinestro, you remember Your lantern corps basic 460 00:18:07,252 --> 00:18:08,187 Training? 461 00:18:08,253 --> 00:18:10,689 The old bow-and-arrow Maneuver? 462 00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:12,958 Both: you idiot! 463 00:18:13,025 --> 00:18:15,828 This parasol's more than just A fashion statement. 464 00:18:15,894 --> 00:18:16,562 Wah wah! 465 00:18:16,628 --> 00:18:18,163 Ohh! Wah! Sorry! Sorry! 466 00:18:18,230 --> 00:18:19,498 Wah! Wah. Wah. 467 00:18:19,565 --> 00:18:21,366 Wah w-a-a-a-ah! 468 00:18:21,433 --> 00:18:22,601 Riddle me this! 469 00:18:22,668 --> 00:18:24,002 Can anybody hear me?! 470 00:18:24,069 --> 00:18:25,370 Riddle me this! 471 00:18:25,437 --> 00:18:26,538 Aah! 472 00:18:26,605 --> 00:18:29,508 It's time starro learned that Speed kills! 473 00:18:29,575 --> 00:18:30,809 Sorry! Sorry! 474 00:18:30,876 --> 00:18:32,511 I got this, guys! 475 00:18:32,578 --> 00:18:34,446 Aah! 476 00:18:34,513 --> 00:18:37,850 Maybe I can turn the tide of This battle with the aid of my 477 00:18:37,916 --> 00:18:40,219 Ocean friends! 478 00:18:40,285 --> 00:18:44,990 [ dolphin squeaks ] [ whale sings ] 479 00:18:45,057 --> 00:18:49,728 Aquaman calls us, the horses Of the sea, to fight! 480 00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:54,700 So if any of ye wishes to leave, Go now, and let no seahorse hold 481 00:18:54,766 --> 00:18:56,969 In judgment he that does! 482 00:18:57,035 --> 00:19:03,775 You are free -- all of ye -- to Do as you choose. 483 00:19:03,842 --> 00:19:05,544 Aye, lads. 484 00:19:05,611 --> 00:19:08,547 Even slow-witted steve stayed. 485 00:19:08,614 --> 00:19:10,182 And crippled kevin. 486 00:19:10,249 --> 00:19:13,552 Kevin, whose tail was gripped by A crab. 487 00:19:13,619 --> 00:19:17,923 Look upon one another and know That on this day, ye all chose 488 00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:22,194 To fight for the one in the Tight-green leggings and orange 489 00:19:22,261 --> 00:19:26,832 Shirt, the one who sometimes Carries a trident but mostly no, 490 00:19:26,899 --> 00:19:31,503 The one with the locks of gold Fairer than any maiden! 491 00:19:31,570 --> 00:19:36,241 We fight for the one they call Aquaman! 492 00:19:36,308 --> 00:19:39,945 [ all cheering ] So, ride the currents as though 493 00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:44,049 Your tails were set alight, for Your names shall be remembered 494 00:19:44,116 --> 00:19:46,051 From this day and forevermore! 495 00:19:46,118 --> 00:19:56,094 [ all cheering ] All: for aquaman! 496 00:19:56,161 --> 00:20:05,370 [ all cheering ] All: for aquaman! 497 00:20:05,437 --> 00:20:09,908 If this is the end, I want to Die here, in your arms, among 498 00:20:09,975 --> 00:20:11,376 All these dead sea horses. 499 00:20:11,443 --> 00:20:13,145 For aquaman! 500 00:20:13,211 --> 00:20:15,714 So many dead sea horses. 501 00:20:15,781 --> 00:20:17,182 I love you. 502 00:20:17,249 --> 00:20:18,617 I love you! 503 00:20:18,684 --> 00:20:19,918 Could it be? 504 00:20:19,985 --> 00:20:24,122 True love has touched even this Old starfish's heart? 505 00:20:24,189 --> 00:20:27,693 We have no reason to fight, my Friends! 506 00:20:27,759 --> 00:20:30,095 Smile, you son of a bitch! 507 00:20:30,162 --> 00:20:31,163 Aah! 508 00:20:31,229 --> 00:20:34,566 ♪ sailin' [ starro screaming ] 509 00:20:34,633 --> 00:20:39,404 ♪ sailin' I guess we learned something 510 00:20:39,471 --> 00:20:40,138 Here today, luthor. 511 00:20:40,205 --> 00:20:41,540 Indeed, we have. 512 00:20:41,607 --> 00:20:44,176 For all our combined powers, we Were fools to think we could 513 00:20:44,242 --> 00:20:47,746 Defeat the greatest power in the Universe -- love. 514 00:20:47,813 --> 00:20:50,382 [ mendelssohn's "Wedding march" Plays ] 515 00:20:50,449 --> 00:20:52,250 It's so beautiful. 516 00:20:52,317 --> 00:20:54,186 It's a little gross. 517 00:20:54,252 --> 00:20:56,722 The bride and groom will now Read the vows they have written. 518 00:20:56,788 --> 00:20:59,091 When I met lena... 519 00:20:59,157 --> 00:21:03,128 I never realized one person Could teach me so much about 520 00:21:03,195 --> 00:21:06,365 Life and love and following my Own passion. 521 00:21:06,431 --> 00:21:09,668 That's how I finally found the Courage to ask... 522 00:21:09,735 --> 00:21:11,870 Bizarro, will you marry me? 523 00:21:11,937 --> 00:21:14,706 And -- and bizarro say yes! 524 00:21:14,773 --> 00:21:16,775 Oh! This is beautiful! 525 00:21:16,842 --> 00:21:18,777 Bizarro say yes! Yes! 526 00:21:18,844 --> 00:21:21,346 Yes, yes, a thousand times yes! 527 00:21:21,413 --> 00:21:23,281 You may now kiss the bride. 528 00:21:23,348 --> 00:21:25,017 Yes! Me want kiss! 529 00:21:25,083 --> 00:21:27,285 Yes! Yes! 530 00:21:27,352 --> 00:21:32,391 [ all cheering ] This is how we're ending the 531 00:21:32,457 --> 00:21:35,260 Second "Robot chicken dc comics Special," with a bullshit 532 00:21:35,327 --> 00:21:36,228 Fake-out wedding? 533 00:21:36,294 --> 00:21:37,729 Damn it! Aren't you dead?! 534 00:21:37,796 --> 00:21:40,232 Oh, I got the magic amulet. 535 00:21:40,298 --> 00:21:42,167 Drop your cocks and grab your Flip-flops. 536 00:21:42,234 --> 00:21:45,070 We are sexx luthor. 537 00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:47,673 ♪ oh, baby, baby ♪ with that ass so sweet 538 00:21:47,739 --> 00:21:51,043 ♪ we're the brainy studs That you're dying to meet ♪ 539 00:21:51,109 --> 00:21:54,212 ♪ sexx luthor Ha ha! 540 00:21:54,279 --> 00:21:56,848 ♪ sexx luthor The joker's back and better 541 00:22:03,055 --> 00:22:03,722 Than ever! 542 00:22:03,789 --> 00:22:05,691 On sale now. 543 00:22:09,761 --> 00:22:11,663 Another job well done. 38009