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>> santa? Is that you?
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>> shit...Shit!
What? No, no, no!
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Sally!
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Don't come in here!
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Sally?
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Sally, let me know if you're
There because it feels like my
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Pants are down, and if they are,
I'm going to quit struggling
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Because I'm almost certain when
I do you can see my penis and
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Testicles through my legs.
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Sally?
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Sally, answer me!
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>> ♪ it's painfully apparent
That it's xmas time ♪
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♪ the malls are filled
With assholes ♪
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♪ carolers sing so bold
♪ my testicles fear the cold
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♪ my penis looks like
An acorn with an afro ♪
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♪ it's so fucking obvious
That it's xmas time ♪
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>> ♪ xmas time
>> ♪ the family's
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'round the fire ♪
>> ♪ round the fire
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>> ♪ grandma drank a ton
♪ uncle joe might have touched
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My son ♪
♪ let's watch
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This "Robot chicken" ♪
♪ then I'm calling
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My supplier ♪
♪ let's watch
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This "Robot chicken" ♪
♪ then I'm calling
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My supplier ♪
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>> I sure am sorry about your
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Hand, harvey.
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>> aw, wendell, it was my own
Fault for marrying such a -- I
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Fell.
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[ door opens ]
>> hey, guys, I'd like to
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Introduce frankie fox, the
Newest member of the jug band.
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Go ahead, frankie.
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Give 'em a taste.
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>> wow!
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>> merry christmas, ears!
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>> uh...Emmet?
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>> hmm?
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>> a word?
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>> yeah, well, what's going on,
Charlie?
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>> well, I don't know how to say
This, but aren't foxes our
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Natural enemies?
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>> hmmph!
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Well!
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I don't judge other animals by
The color of their fur.
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>> but aren't we all
Colorblind?
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>> exactly.
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Case closed.
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All right, fellas, let's all do
"We're all the same on
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Christmas day."
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One, two, three...
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>> ♪ winter is
That time of year
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When we all gather 'round
For some christmas cheer ♪
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♪ let's celebrate
In the jug band way ♪
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♪ we're all the same
On christmas day ♪
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>> [ growls ]
>> [ gasps ]
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Thank you.
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Ah! Ah! Ah!
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>> w-wait!
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Ain't we all the same on
Christmas day?
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>> oh, we're not the same...
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'cause I ain't dead.
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Merry christmas!
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[ roars ]
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>> okay, I'm gonna go photocopy
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Your drivers' licenses while you
Guys watch this little video.
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>> welcome to santa's workshop!
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This isn't just the first day
Of your new job, it's the first
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Day of your new career!
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Let's talk about worker safety!
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>> the raw materials used to
Make christmas toys are
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Processed below ground by a race
Of lizard men called "Gar-lons."
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The gar-lons will eat you.
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[ laughing ] They love to eat
Elves.
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On nine separate occasions last
Year, elves took a wrong turn
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And were eaten.
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So, hang onto the map that comes
With your welcome packet, huh?!
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Everyone wants to know about
Reindeer.
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They will eat you.
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They eat elves like they're
Funyuns.
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And they don't just eat you.
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They play reindeer games with
You, and then they eat you!
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So, find the reindeer pen on
Your map and stay away from it.
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Crevasses.
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They are everywhere.
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>> aah!
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>> don't bother looking on your
Maps.
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We didn't put them in because
They are everywhere.
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And we no longer attempt to
Rescue fallen elves.
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Why, you ask?
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Just watch.
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>> [ roars ]
>> [ snorts ]
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[ elves whimpering ]
And now we honor all the elves
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Who were eaten last year.
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>> okay.
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Brought your I.D.S back and
Some --
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>> santa's coming!
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[ loud footsteps approaching ]
>> rarrrrrrghhhh!
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>> okay, it's time to talk
About santa claus.
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>> remember what you have
Learned this night,
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Ebenezer scrooge!
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Remember...
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Remember...
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>> [ gasps ]
I-it's christmas morning!
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Oh, thank god!
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It's not too late to share
What I've learned!
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>> ghosts are fucking real,
Guys!
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I just got visited by three --
Three son-of-a-bitching ghosts!
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Is everyone hearing me?!
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Some of them show you the past,
And they're not bad people, and
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Some of them show you the
Present, and they're like a
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Friend that's died.
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But I implore you.
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Don't get cocky, because there
Are also future ghosts.
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And fuck me, I hope you won't
Miss your balls when they climb
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Up into your body when you see
These sons of bitches!
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Ghosts!!
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>> mama, what do ants give each
Other for christmas?
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>> well, I don't know, dear!
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[ woman vocalizing ]
♪ yeah
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♪ oh-oh-oh
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>> ♪ over the river
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And through the woods,
To grandmother's house we go ♪
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♪ the horse knows the way
To carry the sleigh
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Through the white
And drifted sno-o-w ♪
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>> [ crying ] I didn't know the
Way!
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I'm just a horse!
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You guys had gps on your phones!
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Why wouldn't you use it?!
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[ stomach gurgling ]
>> uh-oh.
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Mowed down one cookie too many.
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Code brown, people!
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[ farting ]
Oh, phenomenal.
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[ farting continues ]
Oh, god.
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Shh-shh! Shut up.
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[ plop ]
Ah, fucking splashback!
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Dead-of-winter, east coast,
Midnight toilet splashback!
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Fuck!
It's like crapping into an
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Overturned igloo!
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Okay.
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Let's triage this disaster.
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Aw. Aw!
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This isn't two-ply.
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This isn't even a ply.
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This is a fraction of a ply!
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Great.
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A little anal sandpaper massage
Should get the rest of my night
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Off to a good start.
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Good thing my whip has a front
Seat that's basically a
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Fucking wooden plank.
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Hello, next nine hours of my
Life.
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[ toilet handle jiggles ]
Hmm. Can't flush.
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I'd wake them up.
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Sorry, kids.
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One of you is taking the heat
For this crime scene tomorrow
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Morning.
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>> well, call the cops!
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>> his name's heat miser!
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He's like a jew, but a jew about
Heat, not a jew about money.
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>> I see.
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>> his name is snow miser!
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He's like a jew, but a jew about
Cold, not a jew about money.
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>> I see.
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>> his name's hermie the elf!
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He wants to be a dentist!
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Pretty "Jewy," huh?
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[ telephone rings ]
Hello?
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The aryan brotherhood is
Pulling their funding?
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It's got to be a christmas
Movie now?
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Well, we ain't changing it!
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>> now, that's a snowman!
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>> hello, boys and girls!
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It's your old pal, frosty the --
Oh, kids, what have you done?
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What have you done?!
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>> now will you just hold still?
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>> aah!
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>> no, brah, no.
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Now, come on, brah.
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No, brah!
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No-o-o!
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>> christmas 2065.
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Physical gifts are obsolete.
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The distant uncle act now
Mandates the exclusive use of
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Gift cards.
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Funds are exchanged digitally,
Relegating christmas to a window
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Of 15 minutes between 8:45 and
9:00.
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>> your word is "Hannaka."
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>> please use it in a sentence.
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>> "'I'm too stupid to spell
Hannaka,' said the boy before
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He lost the spelling bee."
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Hannaka.
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>> okay.
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[ clears throat ]
Hannaka.
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H-a-n-a--
[ buzzer sounds ]
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>> spell "Hannaka."
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>> c-h-u--
[ buzzer sounds ]
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>> the word is "Hannaka."
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>> h-a-n-n--
[ buzzer sounds ]
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>> k--
[ buzzer sounds ]
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>> c-a--
[ buzzer sounds ]
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>> m--
[ buzzer sounds ]
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>> k-h-a--
[ buzzer sounds ]
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>> ♪ angelina jolie --
Not a jew ♪
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[ buzzer sounds ]
>> [ crying ] C--
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[ buzzer sounds ]
>> spell "Hannaka."
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>> hannaka.
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H-a-n-n-a-k-a.
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Hannaka.
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>> of all the children in all
The world, you are the only one
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Who knows the true spelling of
Hannaka!
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Shh-shh. I'm so sorry.
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>> you got to believe me.
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Your grandmother came out of
Nowhere!
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I think she was drunk!
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I didn't write that song!
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[ crying ] Why was she even on
The roof?!
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>> it's snowing!
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It's snowing!
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>> looks like it's going to be a
White christmas after all.
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>> but those weren't snowflakes.
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It was ash -- ash from the
Impact of a meteor that had
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Struck the other side of the
World...
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A collision so destructive that
All life would be wiped out,
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Save perhaps an isolated
Microscopic bacterium.
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And so to you, isolated
Microscopic bacterium --
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Merry christmas.
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[ soldiers coughing, crying ]
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>> well, didn't think you'd be
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Spending christmas throwing
Yourself against the german
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Line, eh, boys?
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>> did you ask santa for
Anything this year, sergeant?
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>> a pack of smokes would do
Nicely.
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>> I'd settle for a pair of warm
Socks!
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>> I'm asking santa to bust
Through that kraut line and
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Save us the trouble.
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>> ha!
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That's the spirit, doyle.
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>> guys, you're not going to
Believe this!
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We've called a christmas truce
With the germans!
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It's a miracle!
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[ all clamoring ]
[ all laughing ]
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>> I guess we're all human
Beings, after all.
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>> [ german accent ] We'll all
Be telling our children about
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The great christmas miracle
Truce of --
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>> ho, ho, ho!
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>> what was that?
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>> I'm looking for a
Private doyle.
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I have a very special gift for
Him...
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>> [ gasps ]
This is private doyle, my new
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Holiday friend!
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>> doyle!
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I brought you that present you
Asked for!
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Hiya!
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Merry christmas.
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Come on, men!
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We're busting through this line!
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[ gun clicks ]
Do it for doyle.
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>> nein!
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>> ho ho ho!
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[ reindeer snorting ]
Heads up, "Jerry."
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>> [ crying ] But we had the
Truce!
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[ gun clicks ]
>> oh, thank god.
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Look. There was a truce.
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>> god damn it! Stop!
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I don't care what I asked for!
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We made a christmas truce!
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It was a triumph of humanity!
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>> wha --?
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You're kidding me!
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Oh, damn.
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That really sounds like it would
Have been inspiring.
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Anyway, who had the socks?
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>> ♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk
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>> norad has located santa's
Sleigh over eastern europe!
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Kids better hurry up and get
To bed!
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>> can you believe santa
Delivers presents all over the
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World in a single night?
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He's incredible!
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>> you want to know what's
Incredible, mario?
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A rabbit that hides easter eggs.
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That's incredible.
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00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:33,766
And I don't have a fucking
Sleigh hitched up to flying
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Deer.
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I have to fucking hop all over
The world.
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I'd like to watch you hop all
Over the world, mario.
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And I'd like to see you carry
That fucking easter basket full
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Of fucking eggs and watch you
Hide those motherfuckers.
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And if you don't think that's
"Incredible," maybe you try it
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One time with no fucking
Opposable thumbs!
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You try to hold an egg and then
Hide that egg with these,
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Mario!
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I'm just saying it's not
"Incredible."
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