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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:18,718 --> 00:00:19,886 >> what are you doing? 2 00:00:19,953 --> 00:00:20,687 Put me down. 3 00:00:20,754 --> 00:00:21,755 Put me down! Ugh! 4 00:00:21,955 --> 00:00:23,089 Yah! 5 00:00:23,156 --> 00:00:24,891 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 6 00:00:24,958 --> 00:00:26,126 Do you ever have one of those 7 00:00:26,192 --> 00:00:27,394 Moments where you think, "How 8 00:00:27,460 --> 00:00:28,428 The hell did I get here?" 9 00:00:28,495 --> 00:00:29,896 [ the who's "Baba o'riley" 10 00:00:29,963 --> 00:00:30,697 Plays ] 11 00:00:30,764 --> 00:00:31,931 Geez, what happened to me? 12 00:00:31,998 --> 00:00:33,600 I was ruling the galaxy, had a 13 00:00:33,666 --> 00:00:35,268 Cherry-new battle station -- I 14 00:00:35,335 --> 00:00:36,936 Mean, this place had an omelet 15 00:00:37,003 --> 00:00:39,239 Bar -- a straight-up omelet bar! 16 00:00:39,305 --> 00:00:40,206 And now look. 17 00:00:40,273 --> 00:00:42,008 My former intern's tossing me 18 00:00:42,075 --> 00:00:44,277 Down a bottomless freaking pit. 19 00:00:44,344 --> 00:00:45,311 [ sighs ] 20 00:00:45,378 --> 00:00:46,846 You know, come to think of it, 21 00:00:46,913 --> 00:00:48,415 My whole life has been a series 22 00:00:48,481 --> 00:00:52,018 Of "What the [bleep]" moments. 23 00:00:52,085 --> 00:00:57,791 That, uh -- that was my out. 24 00:00:57,857 --> 00:00:59,092 I didn't always look like a 25 00:00:59,159 --> 00:01:00,994 Boiled cow hemorrhoid. 26 00:01:01,060 --> 00:01:02,662 Cast your eyes on that handsome 27 00:01:02,729 --> 00:01:03,763 Devil right there. 28 00:01:03,830 --> 00:01:05,432 Don't be alarmed if your undies 29 00:01:05,498 --> 00:01:06,966 Turn into a moist towelette. 30 00:01:07,033 --> 00:01:08,601 >> and that is where we'll put 31 00:01:08,668 --> 00:01:10,170 The skylight, mr. Palpatine. 32 00:01:10,236 --> 00:01:11,170 >> how exciting! 33 00:01:11,237 --> 00:01:12,872 Only 23 and already building my 34 00:01:12,939 --> 00:01:14,474 Dream home, right on the naboo 35 00:01:14,541 --> 00:01:15,108 Beach. 36 00:01:15,175 --> 00:01:17,243 [ crowd booing ] 37 00:01:17,310 --> 00:01:19,145 >> hey, man, stop harshing those 38 00:01:19,212 --> 00:01:20,045 Gungan eggs! 39 00:01:20,113 --> 00:01:21,748 Gungans are endangered, man! 40 00:01:21,815 --> 00:01:23,450 >> hippies suck ass in every 41 00:01:23,515 --> 00:01:24,350 Galaxy. 42 00:01:24,417 --> 00:01:25,518 What? Gungans aren't endangered. 43 00:01:25,585 --> 00:01:27,020 There's like a billion of them. 44 00:01:27,086 --> 00:01:28,154 They breed like guppies. 45 00:01:28,221 --> 00:01:31,758 >> boo! Boo! Boo on you, man! 46 00:01:31,825 --> 00:01:33,293 Boo on you, dude! 47 00:01:33,359 --> 00:01:35,695 [ engine turns over ] 48 00:01:35,762 --> 00:01:36,563 [ crowd screaming ] 49 00:01:36,628 --> 00:01:37,764 >> and that is why we should 50 00:01:37,831 --> 00:01:38,731 Change the zoning law. 51 00:01:38,798 --> 00:01:40,033 >> and what of the gungan eggs? 52 00:01:40,098 --> 00:01:41,334 >> we'll give 'em to the school 53 00:01:41,401 --> 00:01:42,902 Hot-lunch program. 54 00:01:42,969 --> 00:01:45,205 [ applause ] 55 00:01:45,271 --> 00:01:46,773 >> heesa say what now? 56 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:48,575 >> young man, you should 57 00:01:48,640 --> 00:01:50,710 Consider a career in politics. 58 00:01:50,777 --> 00:01:52,445 >> hey, yeah. I should. 59 00:01:52,512 --> 00:01:53,813 And I did. 60 00:01:53,880 --> 00:01:55,982 [ "Baba o'riley" continues ] 61 00:01:56,049 --> 00:01:57,851 You're welcome, galaxy. 62 00:01:57,917 --> 00:01:59,752 Never did thank that guy. 63 00:01:59,819 --> 00:02:01,387 >> and so, emperor palpatine has 64 00:02:01,454 --> 00:02:03,022 Followed up the bloodiest war in 65 00:02:03,089 --> 00:02:04,457 The history of the galaxy by 66 00:02:04,524 --> 00:02:05,625 Imposing a tyrannical 67 00:02:05,692 --> 00:02:07,260 Dictatorship and killing all the 68 00:02:07,327 --> 00:02:08,061 Jedi. 69 00:02:08,127 --> 00:02:09,996 >> I've ruined the galaxy. 70 00:02:10,062 --> 00:02:13,132 >> wheel! Of! Fortune! 71 00:02:13,199 --> 00:02:14,400 >> ooh! 72 00:02:14,467 --> 00:02:17,070 [ "Baba o'riley" continues ] 73 00:02:17,136 --> 00:02:18,471 See that little cub scout? 74 00:02:18,538 --> 00:02:19,739 Anakin skywalker, baby. 75 00:02:19,806 --> 00:02:21,341 Eventually, I pick him to rule 76 00:02:21,407 --> 00:02:23,376 The galaxy by my side. 77 00:02:23,443 --> 00:02:24,444 >> are you an angel? 78 00:02:24,511 --> 00:02:24,978 >> what? 79 00:02:25,044 --> 00:02:25,945 >> what? 80 00:02:26,012 --> 00:02:27,247 >> the deep-space pilots talk 81 00:02:27,313 --> 00:02:28,615 About how beautiful angels are. 82 00:02:28,681 --> 00:02:32,118 >> no, I'm not an angel. 83 00:02:32,185 --> 00:02:33,418 >> are you a fairy? 84 00:02:33,486 --> 00:02:37,423 >> fairies aren't real, either. 85 00:02:37,490 --> 00:02:39,058 >> are you an elephant? 86 00:02:39,125 --> 00:02:39,893 >> [ sighs ] 87 00:02:39,959 --> 00:02:41,094 >> I'm not gonna sugar-coat 88 00:02:41,160 --> 00:02:41,793 This. 89 00:02:41,861 --> 00:02:42,662 Mistakes were made. 90 00:02:42,728 --> 00:02:43,930 I really should have extended 91 00:02:43,997 --> 00:02:45,298 The selection process for... 92 00:02:45,365 --> 00:02:46,099 Oh, no. 93 00:02:46,165 --> 00:02:47,033 Please don't pick your -- 94 00:02:47,100 --> 00:02:47,767 [ sighs ] 95 00:02:47,834 --> 00:02:48,701 Ladies and gentlemen, 96 00:02:48,768 --> 00:02:50,537 Darth vader. 97 00:02:50,603 --> 00:02:51,337 >> [ laughs ] 98 00:02:51,404 --> 00:03:02,749 [ "Baba o'riley" continues ] 99 00:03:02,815 --> 00:03:04,117 >> I know you don't believe me 100 00:03:04,183 --> 00:03:05,351 Now, but I promise it's all 101 00:03:05,418 --> 00:03:06,085 Gonna be okay. 102 00:03:06,152 --> 00:03:07,086 >> apparently, we are 103 00:03:07,153 --> 00:03:08,288 Contractually obligated to 104 00:03:08,353 --> 00:03:09,455 Follow that dumb kid's story, 105 00:03:09,656 --> 00:03:10,423 Too. 106 00:03:10,490 --> 00:03:11,291 That's what happens when you 107 00:03:11,357 --> 00:03:12,525 Sell the most action figures. 108 00:03:12,592 --> 00:03:14,127 Thank you, fanboys. 109 00:03:14,193 --> 00:03:14,928 Who's this guy? 110 00:03:14,994 --> 00:03:15,828 He's not in my notecards. 111 00:03:15,895 --> 00:03:17,263 Is he gonna have a story, too? 112 00:03:17,329 --> 00:03:18,197 [ alarm beeping ] 113 00:03:18,264 --> 00:03:19,899 >> huh? Ugh. 114 00:03:19,966 --> 00:03:20,533 Argh! 115 00:03:20,600 --> 00:03:21,935 [ beeping stops ] 116 00:03:22,001 --> 00:03:23,503 >> gary, you'll be late for 117 00:03:23,570 --> 00:03:24,203 Work! 118 00:03:24,270 --> 00:03:25,138 >> his name's gary? 119 00:03:25,204 --> 00:03:26,539 I'm sorry, I'm confused. 120 00:03:26,606 --> 00:03:28,341 Are we doing my story, or are we 121 00:03:28,408 --> 00:03:29,709 Just doing some random, 122 00:03:29,776 --> 00:03:30,543 Pointless -- 123 00:03:30,610 --> 00:03:31,244 >> [ farting ] 124 00:03:31,311 --> 00:03:32,078 >> ah. 125 00:03:32,145 --> 00:03:33,079 Welcome to "Robot chicken," 126 00:03:33,146 --> 00:03:34,213 Apparently. 127 00:03:37,183 --> 00:03:40,053 >> [ laughs ] 128 00:03:40,119 --> 00:03:42,589 [ drilling, sawing ] 129 00:03:42,655 --> 00:03:45,525 [ electricity crackling ] 130 00:03:49,395 --> 00:03:51,197 >> [ mechanical breathing ] 131 00:03:51,264 --> 00:03:52,531 [ whimsical version of 132 00:03:52,599 --> 00:03:54,400 "The imperial march" plays ] 133 00:03:59,872 --> 00:04:05,111 >> [ laughs ] 134 00:04:05,178 --> 00:04:07,180 [ laughs ] 135 00:04:12,352 --> 00:04:13,453 >> whoo-hoo! 136 00:04:13,519 --> 00:04:15,488 Now, this is pod racing. 137 00:04:15,555 --> 00:04:16,956 >> did anyone else pick up that 138 00:04:17,023 --> 00:04:17,923 Transmission? 139 00:04:17,991 --> 00:04:19,125 It sounds like a little girl is 140 00:04:19,192 --> 00:04:20,125 On our comm channel. 141 00:04:20,192 --> 00:04:20,994 >> aw. 142 00:04:21,060 --> 00:04:22,962 >> much fear I sense in young 143 00:04:23,029 --> 00:04:23,863 Anakin. 144 00:04:23,930 --> 00:04:26,032 To be trained as a jedi, he must 145 00:04:26,099 --> 00:04:26,933 Not be. 146 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:28,601 >> he could bring balance to the 147 00:04:28,668 --> 00:04:29,302 Force. 148 00:04:29,369 --> 00:04:31,371 >> correct you are. 149 00:04:31,437 --> 00:04:33,139 >> I thought you said that would 150 00:04:33,206 --> 00:04:34,007 Be bad. 151 00:04:34,073 --> 00:04:35,375 >> from the prophecy, that boy 152 00:04:35,441 --> 00:04:36,142 Could be. 153 00:04:36,209 --> 00:04:37,377 >> can I ask what the 154 00:04:37,443 --> 00:04:38,177 Prophecy is? 155 00:04:38,244 --> 00:04:39,512 Why is that something I 156 00:04:39,579 --> 00:04:40,279 Don't know? 157 00:04:40,346 --> 00:04:41,581 >> I will tell him of the 158 00:04:41,648 --> 00:04:42,982 Council's decision tomorrow. 159 00:04:43,049 --> 00:04:44,450 >> oh, so it's a council now? 160 00:04:44,517 --> 00:04:45,918 It's not just the two of you? 161 00:04:45,985 --> 00:04:47,286 What about you, dogface? 162 00:04:47,353 --> 00:04:48,955 Did you know that now it was a 163 00:04:49,022 --> 00:04:49,922 Council? 164 00:04:49,989 --> 00:04:51,424 >> inform the senate we must of 165 00:04:51,491 --> 00:04:53,259 Our lessened ability to use the 166 00:04:53,326 --> 00:04:54,227 Force. 167 00:04:54,293 --> 00:04:55,662 >> who can't use the force now? 168 00:04:55,728 --> 00:04:57,263 I can still use the force. 169 00:04:57,330 --> 00:04:58,998 Let's put that one to a vote, 170 00:04:59,065 --> 00:05:00,800 Because I don't even know what 171 00:05:00,867 --> 00:05:01,601 That means. 172 00:05:01,668 --> 00:05:03,302 Does anyone realize that I'm 173 00:05:03,369 --> 00:05:06,539 Talking? 174 00:05:06,606 --> 00:05:07,874 >> enough for today. 175 00:05:07,940 --> 00:05:08,875 We should eat. 176 00:05:08,941 --> 00:05:10,543 >> getting pizza, yarel poof 177 00:05:10,610 --> 00:05:11,310 Should do. 178 00:05:11,377 --> 00:05:12,211 All in favor? 179 00:05:12,278 --> 00:05:13,079 >> all: aye! 180 00:05:13,146 --> 00:05:13,980 >> ugh! 181 00:05:14,047 --> 00:05:15,581 I just got the coffee yesterday, 182 00:05:15,648 --> 00:05:17,283 And I submitted the receipt, 183 00:05:17,350 --> 00:05:18,885 Have yet to be reimbursed. 184 00:05:18,951 --> 00:05:20,486 Is anyone else having this 185 00:05:20,553 --> 00:05:21,354 Issue? 186 00:05:21,421 --> 00:05:22,855 But oh, look, if it's the will 187 00:05:22,922 --> 00:05:24,590 Of the council, then I'll go. 188 00:05:24,657 --> 00:05:25,758 >> all: aye! 189 00:05:25,825 --> 00:05:26,626 >> fine! 190 00:05:26,693 --> 00:05:28,361 Listen, yaddle, I'm gonna need 191 00:05:28,428 --> 00:05:29,662 To borrow your car. 192 00:05:29,729 --> 00:05:30,363 >> um... 193 00:05:30,430 --> 00:05:31,631 In the shop it is? 194 00:05:31,698 --> 00:05:33,800 >> I just saw it downstairs. 195 00:05:33,866 --> 00:05:35,401 >> well, insurance and... 196 00:05:35,468 --> 00:05:36,969 >> okay, then I am going. 197 00:05:37,036 --> 00:05:38,938 I am one of 12 jedi in the whole 198 00:05:39,005 --> 00:05:40,840 Galaxy on the jedi council, and 199 00:05:40,907 --> 00:05:42,642 Today, it's my job to get the 200 00:05:42,709 --> 00:05:43,443 Pizza. 201 00:05:43,509 --> 00:05:44,811 Sure. Yeah, my parents -- 202 00:05:44,877 --> 00:05:47,513 They're very proud. 203 00:05:47,580 --> 00:05:53,319 >> [ laughs ] 204 00:05:53,386 --> 00:05:54,954 >> bam! Rejected! 205 00:05:55,021 --> 00:05:57,123 Re-re-rejected! 206 00:05:57,190 --> 00:05:57,857 [ imitates gun cocking ] 207 00:05:57,924 --> 00:05:58,491 Ba-boom! 208 00:05:58,558 --> 00:06:01,027 Rejected! 209 00:06:01,227 --> 00:06:02,862 Bam! 210 00:06:06,299 --> 00:06:06,866 >> do-do doodle-do! 211 00:06:06,933 --> 00:06:07,633 Do-do doodle-do! 212 00:06:07,700 --> 00:06:08,868 Do-do do-do doodle-do! 213 00:06:08,935 --> 00:06:09,502 Do-do doodle-do! 214 00:06:09,569 --> 00:06:10,336 Do-do doodle-do! 215 00:06:10,403 --> 00:06:12,305 Do-do doodle-doodle-d-- 216 00:06:12,371 --> 00:06:13,740 >> this is my room for talking 217 00:06:13,806 --> 00:06:14,907 About nonsexual matters. 218 00:06:14,974 --> 00:06:18,845 Please, annie, sit. 219 00:06:18,911 --> 00:06:20,513 >> we need to talk about us, 220 00:06:20,580 --> 00:06:21,047 How... 221 00:06:21,114 --> 00:06:21,914 [ sniffing ] 222 00:06:21,981 --> 00:06:23,015 Is that lavender? 223 00:06:23,082 --> 00:06:24,183 >> do you like it? 224 00:06:24,250 --> 00:06:27,019 I like to smell senatorial. 225 00:06:27,086 --> 00:06:29,021 >> padmé, from the moment I met 226 00:06:29,088 --> 00:06:30,823 You, I've thought about you 227 00:06:30,890 --> 00:06:31,657 Every day. 228 00:06:31,724 --> 00:06:32,792 >> that's nice. 229 00:06:32,859 --> 00:06:34,627 I think of the senate almost 230 00:06:34,694 --> 00:06:35,461 Every day. 231 00:06:35,528 --> 00:06:36,996 I'm a senator, you know. 232 00:06:37,063 --> 00:06:38,931 >> I'm in agony, padmé! 233 00:06:38,998 --> 00:06:40,399 I can't breathe! 234 00:06:40,466 --> 00:06:42,335 >> have you tried yoga? 235 00:06:42,401 --> 00:06:45,772 All us politicians do it. 236 00:06:45,838 --> 00:06:48,808 Ungh. Ungh, that's tight. 237 00:06:48,875 --> 00:06:50,042 [ moaning ] 238 00:06:50,109 --> 00:06:52,712 >> if, uh, you're suffering as 239 00:06:52,779 --> 00:06:55,314 Much as I am, please tell me. 240 00:06:55,381 --> 00:06:56,682 >> oh, annie. 241 00:06:56,749 --> 00:06:59,352 You're a jedi, and I'm a queen 242 00:06:59,418 --> 00:07:01,654 And a handmaiden and a senator. 243 00:07:01,721 --> 00:07:02,655 [ moans ] 244 00:07:02,722 --> 00:07:04,223 >> ugh. 245 00:07:04,290 --> 00:07:05,258 >> whoops-a-daisy. 246 00:07:05,324 --> 00:07:07,693 >> uhh... 247 00:07:07,760 --> 00:07:09,629 >> let's get you clean, dirty 248 00:07:09,829 --> 00:07:10,463 Boy. 249 00:07:10,530 --> 00:07:11,764 >> [ whirs, beeps ] 250 00:07:11,831 --> 00:07:12,565 >> sorry. 251 00:07:12,632 --> 00:07:14,167 >> you're in my very soul, 252 00:07:14,233 --> 00:07:15,201 Tormenting me. 253 00:07:15,268 --> 00:07:16,102 >> ungh. 254 00:07:16,169 --> 00:07:17,870 >> I wish I could just wish away 255 00:07:17,937 --> 00:07:19,071 My feelings. 256 00:07:19,138 --> 00:07:20,039 But I can't! 257 00:07:20,106 --> 00:07:21,941 >> I will not get into this. 258 00:07:22,008 --> 00:07:24,510 And neither will you. 259 00:07:24,577 --> 00:07:26,879 >> throw it back, dad. 260 00:07:26,946 --> 00:07:27,780 [ clang ] 261 00:07:27,980 --> 00:07:29,882 Dad? 262 00:07:29,949 --> 00:07:32,218 >> henceforth, you shall be 263 00:07:32,284 --> 00:07:34,086 Known as darth vader. 264 00:07:34,153 --> 00:07:36,222 >> thank you, my master. 265 00:07:36,289 --> 00:07:38,024 >> hey, before you go, my face 266 00:07:38,090 --> 00:07:39,058 Is really warm. 267 00:07:39,125 --> 00:07:40,693 Is everything okay up here? 268 00:07:40,760 --> 00:07:41,761 >> I don't know. 269 00:07:41,828 --> 00:07:44,463 What do you mean? 270 00:07:44,530 --> 00:07:45,097 >> [ sniffs ] 271 00:07:45,164 --> 00:07:46,732 Ah. Ah-ah -- ow! 272 00:07:46,799 --> 00:07:48,801 Ah, ah, ow! My face! 273 00:07:48,868 --> 00:07:50,136 It's on fire! 274 00:07:50,203 --> 00:07:51,604 >> well, there is a possibility 275 00:07:51,671 --> 00:07:52,905 That when you were fighting 276 00:07:52,972 --> 00:07:54,440 Mace windu, he deflected some of 277 00:07:54,507 --> 00:07:55,842 Your force lightning back into 278 00:07:55,908 --> 00:07:56,742 Your face. 279 00:07:56,808 --> 00:07:57,977 >> are you kidding me? How much? 280 00:07:58,044 --> 00:07:59,011 >> [ laughing ] A lot. 281 00:07:59,078 --> 00:08:00,446 I don't think there was one bolt 282 00:08:00,513 --> 00:08:01,881 Of force lightning that didn't 283 00:08:01,948 --> 00:08:03,382 Bounce off master windu's light 284 00:08:03,449 --> 00:08:04,784 Saber directly back into your 285 00:08:04,851 --> 00:08:05,651 Face. 286 00:08:05,718 --> 00:08:06,519 >> and you just sat there and 287 00:08:06,586 --> 00:08:07,420 Watched? 288 00:08:07,486 --> 00:08:08,521 >> well, uh, turning to the dark 289 00:08:08,588 --> 00:08:10,890 Side was a pretty big decision. 290 00:08:10,957 --> 00:08:12,258 >> oh, my god, I look like -- I 291 00:08:12,325 --> 00:08:13,659 Look like I have a scrotum for a 292 00:08:13,726 --> 00:08:14,460 Face! 293 00:08:14,527 --> 00:08:15,261 What am I supposed to call 294 00:08:15,328 --> 00:08:16,996 Myself -- darth syphilis?! 295 00:08:17,063 --> 00:08:18,497 If you'd made up your mind five 296 00:08:18,564 --> 00:08:19,932 Seconds earlier, we could have 297 00:08:19,999 --> 00:08:21,300 Ruled the galaxy and maybe I 298 00:08:21,367 --> 00:08:22,768 Could have gotten laid one more 299 00:08:22,835 --> 00:08:23,769 Time before I died. 300 00:08:23,836 --> 00:08:25,104 >> uh, I can see you're upset. 301 00:08:25,171 --> 00:08:26,305 I'm just gonna go slaughter 302 00:08:26,372 --> 00:08:27,139 Those younglings. 303 00:08:27,206 --> 00:08:28,674 >> yeah, whatever. 304 00:08:28,741 --> 00:08:30,343 >> they didn't have calamari 305 00:08:30,409 --> 00:08:32,144 Pizza because mon calamari are 306 00:08:32,211 --> 00:08:34,713 People, and I did not know that. 307 00:08:34,780 --> 00:08:35,648 [ gasping ] 308 00:08:35,715 --> 00:08:37,783 Is everyone on the council dead? 309 00:08:37,850 --> 00:08:39,518 Oh, I better hurry, then. 310 00:08:39,585 --> 00:08:40,786 My time is short! 311 00:08:40,852 --> 00:08:42,855 [ as yoda ] "Hey, everyone, I'm 312 00:08:42,922 --> 00:08:43,588 Yoda. 313 00:08:43,655 --> 00:08:44,991 Mmm, talk weird, I do. 314 00:08:45,057 --> 00:08:47,026 Hate leads to anger, and anger 315 00:08:47,093 --> 00:08:48,995 Leads to never letting anyone 316 00:08:49,061 --> 00:08:50,062 Else talk!" 317 00:08:50,129 --> 00:08:52,531 Ah! Oh, no! 318 00:08:52,598 --> 00:08:53,499 >> [ laughs ] 319 00:08:53,566 --> 00:08:55,301 Hey, dummy, I'm gonna call you 320 00:08:55,368 --> 00:08:57,003 Darth mat from now on, as in 321 00:08:57,069 --> 00:08:58,838 "What do you call a guy with no 322 00:08:58,905 --> 00:09:00,640 Arms and no legs laying on the 323 00:09:00,706 --> 00:09:01,440 Front porch?" 324 00:09:01,641 --> 00:09:02,408 Mat. 325 00:09:02,475 --> 00:09:03,976 Darth mat. 326 00:09:04,043 --> 00:09:04,777 >> [ sobbing ] 327 00:09:04,844 --> 00:09:05,878 >> okay, okay, it's okay. 328 00:09:05,945 --> 00:09:07,079 We're gonna make this all 329 00:09:07,146 --> 00:09:08,047 Better. 330 00:09:08,114 --> 00:09:09,015 I'm hooking you up with a super 331 00:09:09,081 --> 00:09:10,349 Suit, life support, new gams... 332 00:09:10,416 --> 00:09:11,017 >> leather. 333 00:09:11,083 --> 00:09:11,884 >> you hear that? 334 00:09:11,951 --> 00:09:12,919 My boy gets the finest leather 335 00:09:12,985 --> 00:09:13,719 You've got. 336 00:09:13,786 --> 00:09:14,754 >> full-body... 337 00:09:14,820 --> 00:09:16,522 Black leather... 338 00:09:16,589 --> 00:09:18,157 >> I see what you're going for 339 00:09:18,224 --> 00:09:18,891 There. 340 00:09:18,958 --> 00:09:19,859 Kind of an s&m thing. 341 00:09:19,926 --> 00:09:21,494 >> oh, and a cape. Yeah. 342 00:09:21,560 --> 00:09:23,129 A cape would be pretty wizard. 343 00:09:23,195 --> 00:09:24,397 And a sweet voice box. 344 00:09:24,463 --> 00:09:25,564 And flashing lights. 345 00:09:25,631 --> 00:09:26,432 >> sure, sure. 346 00:09:26,499 --> 00:09:28,067 >> built-in helicopter blades. 347 00:09:28,134 --> 00:09:29,735 Remote-control flying fists. 348 00:09:29,802 --> 00:09:31,337 >> can we just put this idiot 349 00:09:31,404 --> 00:09:33,406 Under? 350 00:09:33,472 --> 00:09:37,310 Vader, rise. 351 00:09:37,376 --> 00:09:43,783 >> [ mechanical breathing ] 352 00:09:43,849 --> 00:09:45,618 [ "Star wars theme/cantina band" 353 00:09:45,685 --> 00:09:46,786 Plays ] 354 00:10:15,081 --> 00:10:16,248 Tarkin! 355 00:10:16,315 --> 00:10:21,387 >> let me go! 356 00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:22,621 [ stomach rumbling ] 357 00:10:22,688 --> 00:10:25,024 >> uh-oh. 358 00:10:25,091 --> 00:10:27,059 Hmm, is it one of these... 359 00:10:27,126 --> 00:10:28,961 Flip the switch... Or... 360 00:10:29,028 --> 00:10:30,329 [ soft music plays ] 361 00:10:30,396 --> 00:10:31,530 Ooh, that's nice. 362 00:10:31,597 --> 00:10:32,565 [ farts ] 363 00:10:32,631 --> 00:10:33,766 [ siren wails ] 364 00:10:33,833 --> 00:10:36,035 [ whimsical music plays ] 365 00:10:36,102 --> 00:10:37,336 [ boing! ] 366 00:10:37,403 --> 00:10:41,841 [ gasps, choking ] 367 00:10:41,907 --> 00:10:43,109 [ air hisses ] 368 00:10:43,175 --> 00:10:44,310 [ coughs ] 369 00:10:44,377 --> 00:10:44,977 Whew. 370 00:10:45,044 --> 00:10:46,012 [ toilet flushes ] 371 00:10:46,212 --> 00:10:47,279 No! 372 00:10:47,346 --> 00:10:51,650 [ auto-tuned ] No! No! No! 373 00:10:51,717 --> 00:10:53,119 >> you rang, lord vader? 374 00:10:53,185 --> 00:10:55,755 >> [ normal voice ] No. 375 00:10:55,821 --> 00:11:03,162 Oops! 376 00:11:03,362 --> 00:11:06,198 No! 377 00:11:06,265 --> 00:11:07,066 [ sobbing ] 378 00:11:07,133 --> 00:11:08,334 >> beginning to see a pattern 379 00:11:08,401 --> 00:11:09,435 Here, quite frankly. 380 00:11:09,502 --> 00:11:11,003 Choose your apprentice in haste, 381 00:11:11,070 --> 00:11:12,605 Repent in leisure, as the saying 382 00:11:12,671 --> 00:11:13,305 Goes. 383 00:11:13,372 --> 00:11:14,607 It's like darth pl-- 384 00:11:16,709 --> 00:11:17,576 Talking before I realized you 385 00:11:17,643 --> 00:11:18,544 People were gone?! 386 00:11:18,611 --> 00:11:19,445 You could have told me that you 387 00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:20,312 Were gonna -- you know what, you 388 00:11:20,379 --> 00:11:21,113 Know what, I don't want to get 389 00:11:21,180 --> 00:11:22,515 Into this right now. 390 00:11:22,581 --> 00:11:24,050 Let's just keep going. 391 00:11:24,116 --> 00:11:25,051 >> excellent! 392 00:11:25,117 --> 00:11:27,153 Order 66 was a complete success. 393 00:11:27,219 --> 00:11:28,954 >> my master, what were the 394 00:11:29,021 --> 00:11:30,122 First 65 orders? 395 00:11:30,189 --> 00:11:31,657 >> I'm glad you asked! 396 00:11:31,724 --> 00:11:32,491 [ ding ] 397 00:11:32,558 --> 00:11:33,426 Ohh... 398 00:11:33,492 --> 00:11:34,727 ♪ capture me a wookiee, kick a 399 00:11:34,794 --> 00:11:35,728 Princess in the cookie ♪ 400 00:11:35,795 --> 00:11:37,329 ♪ sabotage the espionage of a 401 00:11:37,396 --> 00:11:38,330 Bothan spy ♪ 402 00:11:38,397 --> 00:11:39,598 ♪ activate the trash compactor, 403 00:11:39,665 --> 00:11:40,766 Let's protect the main reactor ♪ 404 00:11:40,833 --> 00:11:42,068 ♪ stab a smuggler in the jugular 405 00:11:42,134 --> 00:11:43,402 And watch him die ♪ 406 00:11:43,469 --> 00:11:46,038 ♪ corrupt a teen from tatooine ♪ 407 00:11:46,105 --> 00:11:47,573 ♪ manipulate a gungan and kill 408 00:11:47,640 --> 00:11:48,574 Naboo's queen ♪ 409 00:11:48,641 --> 00:11:49,942 ♪ trap a mon calamari, take a 410 00:11:50,009 --> 00:11:51,010 Tauntaun hoth safari ♪ 411 00:11:51,077 --> 00:11:52,478 ♪ hit a topless bar on mustafar 412 00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:53,746 With artist ralph mcquarrie ♪ 413 00:11:53,813 --> 00:11:55,281 ♪ ohh ♪ 414 00:11:55,347 --> 00:11:56,515 ♪ number 13, find investors ♪ 415 00:11:56,582 --> 00:11:57,917 ♪ number 14, make a death star ♪ 416 00:11:57,983 --> 00:11:58,918 ♪ while you're at it, draw some 417 00:11:58,984 --> 00:12:00,453 Plans up for my death star 2 ♪ 418 00:12:00,519 --> 00:12:01,554 ♪ unmask a dirty jawa ♪ 419 00:12:01,620 --> 00:12:02,822 ♪ crank-call general dodonna ♪ 420 00:12:02,888 --> 00:12:04,256 ♪ clone a load of cannon fodder 421 00:12:04,323 --> 00:12:05,291 Out on kamino ♪ 422 00:12:05,357 --> 00:12:06,559 [ string breaks ] 423 00:12:06,625 --> 00:12:07,426 You know what? 424 00:12:07,493 --> 00:12:08,527 I'll just e-mail you a pdf or 425 00:12:08,594 --> 00:12:09,395 Something. 426 00:12:09,462 --> 00:12:10,429 >> if you don't have the time, 427 00:12:10,496 --> 00:12:11,664 Then whenever you get around 428 00:12:11,730 --> 00:12:12,431 To it. 429 00:12:12,498 --> 00:12:14,100 [ hair dryer whirring ] 430 00:12:14,166 --> 00:12:16,102 >> you're an attractive man for 431 00:12:16,168 --> 00:12:16,969 Your age. 432 00:12:17,036 --> 00:12:18,637 I am an attractive man for my 433 00:12:18,838 --> 00:12:19,672 Age. 434 00:12:19,738 --> 00:12:21,340 You have a lot to offer a woman. 435 00:12:21,407 --> 00:12:24,276 I have a lot to offer a woman. 436 00:12:24,343 --> 00:12:25,611 [ elevator dings ] 437 00:12:25,678 --> 00:12:26,912 >> hold the elevator! 438 00:12:26,979 --> 00:12:28,147 I'll remember this! 439 00:12:28,214 --> 00:12:29,615 What's your I.D. Number? 440 00:12:29,682 --> 00:12:32,485 >> it's 1-1-4-2-eat-my-ass. 441 00:12:32,551 --> 00:12:34,120 >> [ sighs ] 442 00:12:34,186 --> 00:12:37,323 Come on, come on, come on. 443 00:12:37,389 --> 00:12:39,225 [ elevator dings ] 444 00:12:39,290 --> 00:12:40,626 Oh. I-I'll get the next one. 445 00:12:40,693 --> 00:12:41,594 >> plenty of room. 446 00:12:41,660 --> 00:12:43,062 >> no, no, I'll just take the 447 00:12:43,129 --> 00:12:43,696 Escalator. 448 00:12:43,762 --> 00:12:44,630 >> squeeze on in. 449 00:12:44,697 --> 00:12:46,065 >> I'd rather my robes didn't 450 00:12:46,132 --> 00:12:47,133 Smell like a [bleep] 451 00:12:47,199 --> 00:12:53,172 Filet-o-fish all day, thanks. 452 00:12:53,239 --> 00:12:54,273 >> that's hurtful, man. 453 00:12:54,340 --> 00:12:55,574 >> well, next time, just let 454 00:12:55,641 --> 00:12:56,108 It go. 455 00:12:56,175 --> 00:13:00,012 Let it go. 456 00:13:00,079 --> 00:13:02,081 [ sighs ] 457 00:13:02,148 --> 00:13:02,815 >> my lord. 458 00:13:02,882 --> 00:13:05,251 >> stormtrooper. 459 00:13:05,317 --> 00:13:05,885 >> my lord. 460 00:13:05,951 --> 00:13:07,219 >> stormtrooper. 461 00:13:07,286 --> 00:13:07,853 >> my lord. 462 00:13:07,920 --> 00:13:08,787 >> stormtrooper. 463 00:13:08,854 --> 00:13:09,321 >> my lord. 464 00:13:09,388 --> 00:13:10,122 >> yup. 465 00:13:10,189 --> 00:13:10,656 >> my lord. 466 00:13:10,723 --> 00:13:11,490 >> uh-huh. 467 00:13:11,557 --> 00:13:12,158 >> my lord. 468 00:13:12,224 --> 00:13:12,858 >> yo. 469 00:13:12,925 --> 00:13:13,492 >> my lord. 470 00:13:13,559 --> 00:13:15,427 >> mm-hmm. 471 00:13:15,494 --> 00:13:16,228 >> my lord. 472 00:13:16,295 --> 00:13:17,363 >> [ sighs ] Stormtrooper. 473 00:13:17,429 --> 00:13:17,997 >> my lord. 474 00:13:18,063 --> 00:13:18,564 >> stormtrooper. 475 00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:19,165 >> my lord. 476 00:13:19,231 --> 00:13:20,032 >> stormtrooper. 477 00:13:20,099 --> 00:13:20,699 >> my lord. 478 00:13:20,766 --> 00:13:21,667 >> stormtrooper. 479 00:13:21,734 --> 00:13:22,301 >> my lord. 480 00:13:22,368 --> 00:13:22,868 >> stormtrooper. 481 00:13:22,935 --> 00:13:23,502 >> my lord. 482 00:13:23,569 --> 00:13:24,069 >> stormtrooper. 483 00:13:24,136 --> 00:13:24,937 >> my lord. 484 00:13:25,004 --> 00:13:25,771 >> stormtrooper, stormtrooper, 485 00:13:25,838 --> 00:13:29,275 St-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah! 486 00:13:29,341 --> 00:13:30,276 >> my lord. 487 00:13:30,342 --> 00:13:31,310 >> ugh. 488 00:13:31,377 --> 00:13:32,077 >> my lord. 489 00:13:32,144 --> 00:13:33,212 >> go [bleep] Yourself. 490 00:13:33,279 --> 00:13:33,979 >> my lord. 491 00:13:34,046 --> 00:13:35,014 >> go [bleep] Yourself. 492 00:13:35,080 --> 00:13:35,781 >> my lord. 493 00:13:35,848 --> 00:13:36,615 >> go [bleep] Yourself! 494 00:13:36,682 --> 00:13:37,415 >> my lord? 495 00:13:37,483 --> 00:13:38,384 >> go [bleep] Yourself! 496 00:13:38,450 --> 00:13:41,253 >> aw. 497 00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:44,957 >> whazzup?! 498 00:13:45,024 --> 00:13:46,492 >> [ sighs ] 499 00:13:46,559 --> 00:13:47,793 >> good afternoon, ma'am. 500 00:13:47,860 --> 00:13:48,827 I'm selling fire insurance and 501 00:13:48,894 --> 00:13:49,428 Would love -- 502 00:13:49,495 --> 00:13:50,963 >> no, thanks. 503 00:13:51,030 --> 00:13:53,966 >> [ sighs ] 504 00:13:54,033 --> 00:13:57,903 We'll get one. We'll get one. 505 00:13:57,970 --> 00:13:59,405 >> so all the clones were like, 506 00:13:59,471 --> 00:14:00,272 "Pow, pow, pow!" 507 00:14:00,339 --> 00:14:01,240 And it was awesome. 508 00:14:01,307 --> 00:14:02,408 Jedi bodies everywhere. 509 00:14:02,474 --> 00:14:03,375 It was so awesome. 510 00:14:03,442 --> 00:14:04,810 >> I'm sure you killed all the 511 00:14:04,877 --> 00:14:05,711 Jedi, my master. 512 00:14:05,778 --> 00:14:07,079 >> of course I got them all, you 513 00:14:07,146 --> 00:14:07,813 Moron. 514 00:14:07,880 --> 00:14:08,714 I said it was awesome. 515 00:14:08,781 --> 00:14:09,582 It wouldn't have been awesome if 516 00:14:09,648 --> 00:14:10,249 I'd missed any. 517 00:14:10,316 --> 00:14:11,750 >> hmm. 518 00:14:11,817 --> 00:14:20,426 I'll have the bisque. 519 00:14:20,492 --> 00:14:21,827 >> and I'll have the cream of 520 00:14:21,894 --> 00:14:23,128 Spinach, but not with that 521 00:14:23,195 --> 00:14:25,798 Ladle, clumsy. 522 00:14:25,864 --> 00:14:30,035 >> [ chuckles nervously ] 523 00:14:30,102 --> 00:14:32,004 Ladle. Ladle, ladle, ladle. 524 00:14:32,071 --> 00:14:33,272 >> ooh, cobbler. 525 00:14:33,339 --> 00:14:35,407 >> "Ladle." that's a funny word. 526 00:14:35,474 --> 00:14:36,242 Wait. 527 00:14:36,308 --> 00:14:38,043 I sense a disturbance in the 528 00:14:38,110 --> 00:14:38,711 Force. 529 00:14:38,777 --> 00:14:42,514 >> [ whimpering ] 530 00:14:42,581 --> 00:14:43,549 >> you didn't give us any 531 00:14:43,616 --> 00:14:49,822 Crackers! 532 00:14:49,888 --> 00:14:51,090 >> everyone I know is dead. 533 00:14:51,156 --> 00:14:52,558 >> uh, have you got any more mac 534 00:14:52,625 --> 00:14:53,192 And cheese? 535 00:14:53,259 --> 00:14:54,893 >> yes, we do! 536 00:14:56,295 --> 00:14:57,162 >> [ humming ] 537 00:14:57,229 --> 00:14:58,864 >> hey, gary, could you cover 538 00:14:58,931 --> 00:15:00,499 For me while I hit the head? 539 00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:02,134 I'm sitting on a cigar here. 540 00:15:02,201 --> 00:15:03,769 >> you mean drive the death 541 00:15:03,836 --> 00:15:04,570 Star?! 542 00:15:04,637 --> 00:15:05,804 No, man, I can't do that. 543 00:15:05,871 --> 00:15:07,539 >> come on, man, I'm growing a 544 00:15:07,606 --> 00:15:08,240 Tail! 545 00:15:08,307 --> 00:15:09,441 >> all right, okay. 546 00:15:09,508 --> 00:15:11,143 >> oh, oh, it's gone from 547 00:15:11,210 --> 00:15:12,611 Prevention to triage! 548 00:15:12,678 --> 00:15:14,513 Clean-up on aisle my shorts! 549 00:15:16,482 --> 00:15:18,717 >> come on, man. Where are you? 550 00:15:18,784 --> 00:15:19,285 [ alarm blares ] 551 00:15:19,351 --> 00:15:20,019 >> warning. 552 00:15:20,085 --> 00:15:21,220 On course for impact. 553 00:15:21,287 --> 00:15:21,854 >> what?! 554 00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:25,591 Oh! No! Uh...Uh... 555 00:15:25,658 --> 00:15:32,264 No! Oh, no! Oh, no, no, no! 556 00:15:32,331 --> 00:15:34,133 [ metal screeching ] 557 00:15:34,199 --> 00:15:35,868 >> ow! 558 00:15:35,934 --> 00:15:37,136 >> ugh! 559 00:15:37,202 --> 00:15:38,337 >> aah! 560 00:15:38,404 --> 00:15:39,938 >> hungh! 561 00:15:40,005 --> 00:15:40,739 >> [ choking ] 562 00:15:40,806 --> 00:15:42,207 >> n-n-n-no! 563 00:15:42,274 --> 00:15:43,909 >> what the... 564 00:15:43,976 --> 00:15:51,083 >> aah! Oh. 565 00:15:51,150 --> 00:15:56,689 >> come on, gary! Use the force! 566 00:15:56,755 --> 00:15:58,624 >> go, go, go, go, go! 567 00:15:58,691 --> 00:16:00,659 >> all right, everybody. 568 00:16:00,726 --> 00:16:02,027 Back to class. 569 00:16:02,094 --> 00:16:05,364 >> aww! 570 00:16:05,431 --> 00:16:08,500 >> my daddy works there. 571 00:16:08,567 --> 00:16:12,504 >> he shot first. And last. 572 00:16:12,571 --> 00:16:14,206 He doesn't use the force. 573 00:16:14,273 --> 00:16:17,509 He just uses force. 574 00:16:17,576 --> 00:16:19,378 He has never called anything 575 00:16:19,445 --> 00:16:22,181 "Wizard." 576 00:16:22,247 --> 00:16:23,982 He has never "Had a bad feeling 577 00:16:24,049 --> 00:16:27,319 About this." 578 00:16:27,386 --> 00:16:31,657 >> line. 579 00:16:31,724 --> 00:16:32,858 >> boba fett is... 580 00:16:32,925 --> 00:16:34,560 The most interesting bounty 581 00:16:34,626 --> 00:16:37,262 Hunter in the galaxy. 582 00:16:37,329 --> 00:16:38,597 >> do you speak bocce? 583 00:16:38,664 --> 00:16:39,631 >> of course I do, sir. 584 00:16:39,698 --> 00:16:40,766 It's like a second language to 585 00:16:40,966 --> 00:16:41,700 Me. 586 00:16:41,767 --> 00:16:42,434 I'm as fluent in bocce -- 587 00:16:42,501 --> 00:16:43,302 >> all right, shut up. 588 00:16:43,369 --> 00:16:44,603 What about spanish? 589 00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:45,471 >> spanish? 590 00:16:45,537 --> 00:16:47,339 >> yeah. Do you speak spanish? 591 00:16:47,406 --> 00:16:48,774 >> um, I-I... 592 00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:50,743 I am c-3po, human cyborg 593 00:16:50,809 --> 00:16:53,078 Relations, and I'm fluent in 594 00:16:53,145 --> 00:16:55,280 Over 6 million forms of -- 595 00:16:55,347 --> 00:16:56,582 >> uh-oh! 596 00:16:56,648 --> 00:16:58,951 En este clase, nosotros hablamos 597 00:16:59,017 --> 00:17:00,386 En español. 598 00:17:00,452 --> 00:17:01,954 Bueno? Bueno. 599 00:17:02,020 --> 00:17:04,455 Me llamo alfonso. Y tu? 600 00:17:04,522 --> 00:17:06,191 Como te llamas? 601 00:17:06,258 --> 00:17:07,792 >> me...Llamo? 602 00:17:07,859 --> 00:17:08,460 >> sí. 603 00:17:08,527 --> 00:17:09,795 >> c-3po. 604 00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:12,164 >> sí. 3po. 605 00:17:12,231 --> 00:17:12,830 Bueno. 606 00:17:12,897 --> 00:17:14,933 >> no, no. C-3po. 607 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:16,502 >> sí. 3po. 608 00:17:16,702 --> 00:17:17,202 Sí? 609 00:17:17,269 --> 00:17:18,771 >> c-3po. 610 00:17:18,837 --> 00:17:20,873 >> sí! Mira! 3po! 611 00:17:20,939 --> 00:17:23,342 >> no, I'm saying my name begins 612 00:17:23,409 --> 00:17:25,042 With the letter "C." 613 00:17:25,109 --> 00:17:27,112 >> en este clase, hablas en 614 00:17:27,179 --> 00:17:27,980 Español. 615 00:17:28,046 --> 00:17:28,513 Entiendes? 616 00:17:28,580 --> 00:17:29,081 >> but -- 617 00:17:29,148 --> 00:17:29,615 >> sientate. 618 00:17:29,681 --> 00:17:30,382 >> but -- 619 00:17:30,449 --> 00:17:32,151 >> 3po! Andele! Andele! 620 00:17:32,217 --> 00:17:32,918 >> oh. 621 00:17:32,985 --> 00:17:33,919 >> [ whirring, beeping ] 622 00:17:33,986 --> 00:17:34,887 >> hey, arturito! 623 00:17:34,953 --> 00:17:37,189 En español, por favor! 624 00:17:37,256 --> 00:17:38,090 >> [ beeps sadly ] 625 00:17:38,157 --> 00:17:38,857 >> well, do you speak spanish or 626 00:17:39,057 --> 00:17:39,491 Not? 627 00:17:39,558 --> 00:17:39,892 >> sí... 628 00:17:40,092 --> 00:17:41,693 3po. 629 00:17:41,760 --> 00:17:42,895 [ channels changing ] 630 00:17:42,961 --> 00:17:44,163 >> what are you doing? 631 00:17:44,229 --> 00:17:45,531 You're supposed to be out 632 00:17:45,597 --> 00:17:46,598 Plowing the field. 633 00:17:46,665 --> 00:17:47,399 >> it's hot. 634 00:17:47,466 --> 00:17:48,567 I'll do it tomorrow. 635 00:17:48,634 --> 00:17:50,235 >> come on, man. It's your job. 636 00:17:50,302 --> 00:17:52,371 >> uh, not really feeling it. 637 00:17:52,438 --> 00:17:53,705 Hey, could you move a little? 638 00:17:53,772 --> 00:17:55,174 You're totally blocking my view. 639 00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:56,575 >> uncle owen, this droid has a 640 00:17:56,642 --> 00:17:57,509 Bad motivator! 641 00:17:57,576 --> 00:17:59,311 >> and then lord vader shows up, 642 00:17:59,378 --> 00:18:00,279 And he's all... 643 00:18:00,345 --> 00:18:02,014 "What's this little girl doing 644 00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:02,848 Here?" 645 00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:04,149 It was not a good day to be 646 00:18:04,216 --> 00:18:05,784 Wearing white armor -- let's 647 00:18:05,851 --> 00:18:06,785 Just put it that way. 648 00:18:06,852 --> 00:18:08,120 >> I haven't laughed this hard 649 00:18:08,187 --> 00:18:09,021 In ages. 650 00:18:09,087 --> 00:18:10,055 I'm so happy you two stopped by. 651 00:18:10,122 --> 00:18:11,323 >> you know, I thought going 652 00:18:11,390 --> 00:18:12,658 Door to door looking for those 653 00:18:12,724 --> 00:18:13,692 Droids was gonna suck. 654 00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:14,993 But if it gets me out of the 655 00:18:15,060 --> 00:18:16,361 Heat and filled up with cookies 656 00:18:16,428 --> 00:18:18,297 And blue milk, I'm all for it. 657 00:18:18,363 --> 00:18:19,932 And speaking of blue milk, could 658 00:18:19,998 --> 00:18:21,600 I use your bathroom, beru? 659 00:18:21,667 --> 00:18:22,534 >> of course. 660 00:18:22,601 --> 00:18:24,136 Down the hall on the left. 661 00:18:24,203 --> 00:18:26,138 >> [ humming ] 662 00:18:36,815 --> 00:18:38,116 "Apply directly to rectal 663 00:18:38,183 --> 00:18:38,684 Fissures"? 664 00:18:38,884 --> 00:18:42,888 Ugh! 665 00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:43,956 Uh-oh. 666 00:18:44,022 --> 00:18:45,023 Not good! 667 00:18:45,090 --> 00:18:46,225 Not good, not good. 668 00:18:46,291 --> 00:18:48,794 Uh... 669 00:18:48,861 --> 00:18:50,662 Oh [bleep] 670 00:18:50,729 --> 00:18:54,733 Uh, uh, uh, uh... 671 00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:57,169 Oh, it's spreading. Oh. 672 00:18:57,236 --> 00:18:58,403 Uh, carl, we should go. Now. 673 00:18:58,470 --> 00:18:59,505 >> don't be silly, gary. 674 00:18:59,571 --> 00:19:00,772 You haven't even seen the droids 675 00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:01,607 Yet. 676 00:19:01,673 --> 00:19:02,508 >> oh, that's okay. 677 00:19:02,574 --> 00:19:03,542 I don't think they're the droids 678 00:19:03,609 --> 00:19:04,409 We're looking for. 679 00:19:04,476 --> 00:19:05,777 >> all right, all right, gary. 680 00:19:05,844 --> 00:19:06,545 >> hi, beru. 681 00:19:06,612 --> 00:19:07,546 Ooh, it's hot out there. 682 00:19:07,613 --> 00:19:08,814 >> owen, these young men are 683 00:19:08,881 --> 00:19:09,982 Here to see the droids you 684 00:19:10,048 --> 00:19:10,849 Bought yesterday. 685 00:19:10,916 --> 00:19:11,550 >> [ sniffs ] 686 00:19:11,617 --> 00:19:12,518 Is something burning? 687 00:19:12,584 --> 00:19:13,218 >> got to go! 688 00:19:13,285 --> 00:19:14,219 Thanks for your time! 689 00:19:14,286 --> 00:19:15,621 >> gary, what's wrong with you? 690 00:19:15,687 --> 00:19:16,722 It's like 165 degrees -- 691 00:19:16,788 --> 00:19:17,422 >> look! 692 00:19:17,489 --> 00:19:18,323 >> oh, my god, owen! 693 00:19:18,390 --> 00:19:19,725 >> beru, what are you doing? 694 00:19:19,791 --> 00:19:20,993 Call the fire department! 695 00:19:21,059 --> 00:19:21,994 >> my photo albums! 696 00:19:22,060 --> 00:19:22,995 I can't leave them! 697 00:19:23,061 --> 00:19:23,896 >> no, baby, no! 698 00:19:23,962 --> 00:19:25,497 We'll make new memories! 699 00:19:25,564 --> 00:19:26,265 >> run. Just run. 700 00:19:26,331 --> 00:19:27,332 >> oh, now we're running. 701 00:19:27,399 --> 00:19:28,467 >> single file, single file! 702 00:19:28,534 --> 00:19:29,535 We'll blame it on the sand 703 00:19:29,601 --> 00:19:31,270 People! 704 00:19:31,336 --> 00:19:32,070 >> [ screaming ] 705 00:19:32,137 --> 00:19:34,806 >> oh, I'm burning alive! 706 00:19:38,076 --> 00:19:39,478 >> uncle owen and aunt beru -- 707 00:19:39,545 --> 00:19:40,245 They're dead. 708 00:19:40,312 --> 00:19:41,380 Just like those jawas. 709 00:19:41,446 --> 00:19:42,848 >> oh, the jawas weren't dead. 710 00:19:42,915 --> 00:19:44,016 They were just stunned. 711 00:19:44,082 --> 00:19:45,484 There's nothing you could have 712 00:19:45,551 --> 00:19:46,351 Done, luke. 713 00:19:46,418 --> 00:19:47,586 Had you been there, you would 714 00:19:47,653 --> 00:19:49,054 Have been killed, too, and the 715 00:19:49,121 --> 00:19:50,589 Droids would now be in the hands 716 00:19:50,656 --> 00:19:51,690 Of the empire. 717 00:19:51,757 --> 00:19:53,592 But look on the bright side. 718 00:19:53,659 --> 00:19:54,960 >> the bright side? 719 00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:56,962 >> yes, I'd say this makes you 720 00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:59,031 The proud owner of one kick-ass 721 00:19:59,097 --> 00:20:00,065 Sandcrawler! 722 00:20:00,132 --> 00:20:02,234 >> holy crap! Yeah! 723 00:20:02,301 --> 00:20:03,635 [ "Main theme from star wars" 724 00:20:03,702 --> 00:20:05,203 Plays ] 725 00:20:12,611 --> 00:20:13,845 >> [ roars ] 726 00:20:13,912 --> 00:20:18,817 [ "Yakety sax" plays ] 727 00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:19,918 >> boo-yah! 728 00:20:19,985 --> 00:20:20,586 >> look out! 729 00:20:20,652 --> 00:20:21,820 Filthy sand people. 730 00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:24,456 >> arr-duh! Arr-duh! 731 00:20:24,523 --> 00:20:25,390 >> hey, try digesting this 732 00:20:25,457 --> 00:20:27,125 Donut! 733 00:20:27,192 --> 00:20:31,096 >> oh, I'm old, remember. 734 00:20:31,163 --> 00:20:31,897 >> I can make it! 735 00:20:31,964 --> 00:20:32,931 >> no, luke -- it's too 736 00:20:32,998 --> 00:20:35,400 Dangerous. 737 00:20:35,467 --> 00:20:38,036 >> yee-haw! 738 00:20:38,103 --> 00:20:39,504 >> looks like luke and old ben 739 00:20:39,571 --> 00:20:41,239 Bit off a mite more than they 740 00:20:41,306 --> 00:20:42,074 Could chew. 741 00:20:42,140 --> 00:20:45,344 Right? "Dukes of hazzard"? 742 00:20:45,410 --> 00:20:45,944 [ sighs ] 743 00:20:46,011 --> 00:20:46,778 You know what? 744 00:20:46,845 --> 00:20:47,279 There's no need to drag this 745 00:20:47,479 --> 00:20:48,213 Out. 746 00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:49,081 The pay-off's pretty weak. 747 00:20:49,147 --> 00:20:50,115 So, um, let's see. 748 00:20:50,182 --> 00:20:51,483 Trying to find the "Pause" 749 00:20:51,550 --> 00:20:53,986 Button here. 750 00:20:54,052 --> 00:20:55,120 Whole thing was just a bull-crap 751 00:20:55,187 --> 00:20:55,988 Camera-angle trick. 752 00:20:56,054 --> 00:20:56,922 Sorry to string you along like 753 00:20:56,989 --> 00:20:57,789 That. 754 00:20:57,856 --> 00:20:58,557 Tell you what -- we'll take a 755 00:20:58,624 --> 00:20:59,725 Break, come back fresh. 756 00:21:02,527 --> 00:21:03,996 Imperial bread to feed my 757 00:21:04,062 --> 00:21:05,430 Starving grandchildren. 758 00:21:05,497 --> 00:21:07,065 How can they execute me for 759 00:21:07,132 --> 00:21:07,733 That? 760 00:21:07,799 --> 00:21:09,468 [ lasers firing ] 761 00:21:09,534 --> 00:21:10,802 >> aren't you a little short for 762 00:21:10,869 --> 00:21:11,536 A stormtrooper? 763 00:21:11,603 --> 00:21:12,537 >> I'm luke skywalker. 764 00:21:12,604 --> 00:21:13,538 I'm here to rescue you. 765 00:21:13,605 --> 00:21:18,844 [ lasers firing ] 766 00:21:18,910 --> 00:21:21,847 [ silence ] 767 00:21:21,913 --> 00:21:23,615 >> they'll be back. 768 00:21:23,682 --> 00:21:24,683 I'll just wait. 769 00:21:24,750 --> 00:21:26,318 >> I'll totally check the 770 00:21:26,385 --> 00:21:27,085 Basement. 771 00:21:27,152 --> 00:21:27,886 >> oh, no! 772 00:21:27,953 --> 00:21:32,791 Don't you go in there, girl! 773 00:21:32,858 --> 00:21:33,759 [ buzzing ] 774 00:21:33,825 --> 00:21:35,027 >> uh, mr. Feet? 775 00:21:35,093 --> 00:21:37,763 Mr. Bob a. Feet? 776 00:21:37,829 --> 00:21:40,565 >> sure, whatever. 777 00:21:40,632 --> 00:21:42,434 >> it sounds like the rebels are 778 00:21:42,501 --> 00:21:43,168 Attacking! 779 00:21:43,235 --> 00:21:45,103 They came back for me! 780 00:21:45,170 --> 00:21:46,438 >> all right, kid, now let's 781 00:21:46,505 --> 00:21:47,739 Blow this thing and go home! 782 00:21:47,806 --> 00:21:49,675 [ lasers firing ] 783 00:21:49,741 --> 00:21:52,611 >> what was that, now? 784 00:21:52,678 --> 00:21:56,581 >> [ screaming ] 785 00:21:56,648 --> 00:21:57,282 Uh-oh. 786 00:21:57,349 --> 00:22:01,219 [ screaming ] 787 00:22:01,286 --> 00:22:04,990 Ah, crap. I am in trouble. 788 00:22:05,057 --> 00:22:05,824 [ metal pinging ] 789 00:22:05,891 --> 00:22:07,192 Ooh, there's that quarter I 790 00:22:07,259 --> 00:22:08,226 Dropped earlier. 791 00:22:08,293 --> 00:22:09,728 Oh, this is gonna drive me 792 00:22:09,795 --> 00:22:11,096 [bleep] Bananas. 793 00:22:11,163 --> 00:22:13,432 Gotcha! Oh, missed it. 794 00:22:13,498 --> 00:22:15,467 Gotcha! Missed it. 795 00:22:15,534 --> 00:22:17,169 I have you now. 796 00:22:17,235 --> 00:22:19,371 Oh! The club soda dispenser! 797 00:22:19,438 --> 00:22:20,305 Aw, hell. 798 00:22:20,372 --> 00:22:22,708 They told me it was a bad idea, 799 00:22:22,774 --> 00:22:24,376 And I didn't listen. 800 00:22:24,443 --> 00:22:27,079 Then I choked them with magic. 801 00:22:27,145 --> 00:22:27,913 Oh, man. 802 00:22:27,979 --> 00:22:29,614 Oh, this is -- this is 803 00:22:29,681 --> 00:22:30,315 Nauseating. 804 00:22:30,382 --> 00:22:30,982 Whew. Uh... 805 00:22:31,049 --> 00:22:31,883 [ unzipping ] 806 00:22:31,950 --> 00:22:33,351 I think I have some dramamine in 807 00:22:33,418 --> 00:22:35,587 My shaving kit. 808 00:22:35,654 --> 00:22:37,723 Nope, that's hotel soap. Whoops. 809 00:22:37,789 --> 00:22:39,691 Well, that's what I get. 810 00:22:39,758 --> 00:22:42,227 I never use that hotel soap, but 811 00:22:42,294 --> 00:22:46,631 I steal it every time. 812 00:22:46,698 --> 00:22:48,333 >> oh, I know I should help him, 813 00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:50,402 But I can't look away. 814 00:22:50,469 --> 00:22:53,772 >> damn it! 815 00:22:53,839 --> 00:22:55,373 >> I'll see you in hell. 816 00:22:55,440 --> 00:22:56,041 >> did you say something? 817 00:22:56,108 --> 00:22:57,309 >> what? No. 818 00:22:57,375 --> 00:22:59,077 No, uh, I was just... 819 00:22:59,277 --> 00:23:01,179 No. 820 00:23:12,224 --> 00:23:14,426 >> maurice, you must go 821 00:23:14,493 --> 00:23:15,560 To the -- 822 00:23:15,627 --> 00:23:18,063 Oh, looks like I missed my 823 00:23:18,130 --> 00:23:20,832 Window here. 824 00:23:20,899 --> 00:23:21,867 >> the guy who sold it to me, he 825 00:23:21,933 --> 00:23:22,801 Was like, "Well, you know, it 826 00:23:22,868 --> 00:23:23,668 Flies like this," and I was 827 00:23:23,735 --> 00:23:24,669 Like, "That doesn't seem exactly 828 00:23:24,736 --> 00:23:25,537 Right," but you know what? 829 00:23:25,604 --> 00:23:26,338 Pretty damn comfortable. 830 00:23:26,404 --> 00:23:27,005 >> did I do okay on 831 00:23:27,072 --> 00:23:27,839 Hors d'oeuvres? 832 00:23:27,906 --> 00:23:29,307 Everyone get enough to eat? 833 00:23:29,374 --> 00:23:30,308 >> hey, guys. 834 00:23:30,375 --> 00:23:32,210 I brought my cousin thx-1138. 835 00:23:32,277 --> 00:23:33,378 Hope that's cool. 836 00:23:33,445 --> 00:23:42,420 [ loud harmonic thx effect ] 837 00:23:42,487 --> 00:23:43,655 >> hey, I don't want to be a 838 00:23:43,722 --> 00:23:44,956 Jerk, but your cousin's got to 839 00:23:45,023 --> 00:23:47,959 Get the [bleep] Out of here. 840 00:23:48,026 --> 00:23:48,794 >> you know, I've never met 841 00:23:48,860 --> 00:23:49,628 Another wookiee, chewie, so 842 00:23:49,694 --> 00:23:50,529 It'll be great to finally meet 843 00:23:50,595 --> 00:23:54,766 Your family. 844 00:23:54,833 --> 00:23:56,301 You mean to tell me you've been 845 00:23:56,368 --> 00:23:57,469 Naked all these years. 846 00:23:57,536 --> 00:23:59,738 >> [ growling ] 847 00:23:59,805 --> 00:24:00,939 >> what's in the cave? 848 00:24:01,006 --> 00:24:04,776 >> only what you take with you. 849 00:24:04,843 --> 00:24:06,344 >> your weapons -- you will not 850 00:24:06,411 --> 00:24:10,615 Need them. 851 00:24:10,682 --> 00:24:12,250 Stutter, did I? Hmm? 852 00:24:12,317 --> 00:24:14,219 Ugh, no use there is. 853 00:24:14,286 --> 00:24:16,788 Do what luke will do, luke will 854 00:24:16,988 --> 00:24:18,156 Do. 855 00:24:18,223 --> 00:24:20,292 [ lightsaber humming ] 856 00:24:20,358 --> 00:24:21,960 >> [ screaming ] 857 00:24:22,027 --> 00:24:23,395 >> oh [bleep] 858 00:24:23,461 --> 00:24:24,663 Oh, no! No! 859 00:24:24,729 --> 00:24:25,997 Killed him you did! 860 00:24:26,064 --> 00:24:27,098 >> I-I-I-I thought it was 861 00:24:27,165 --> 00:24:27,899 Darth vader! 862 00:24:27,966 --> 00:24:28,967 >> just some dude it was! 863 00:24:29,034 --> 00:24:30,268 The reason I say no weapons 864 00:24:30,335 --> 00:24:31,136 This is! 865 00:24:31,203 --> 00:24:32,037 >> in my defense, you phrased 866 00:24:32,103 --> 00:24:33,238 That as more of a suggestion. 867 00:24:33,305 --> 00:24:34,539 >> think you would straight cut 868 00:24:34,606 --> 00:24:35,907 His head off I did not! 869 00:24:35,974 --> 00:24:37,475 >> he kind of looks like me. 870 00:24:37,542 --> 00:24:39,144 >> yes, kind of look like you he 871 00:24:39,344 --> 00:24:40,178 Did! 872 00:24:40,245 --> 00:24:41,479 Jump out and scare you he would, 873 00:24:41,546 --> 00:24:43,181 Then reveal his face he would, 874 00:24:43,248 --> 00:24:45,150 And blown your mind would be! 875 00:24:45,217 --> 00:24:46,718 >> what was the point? 876 00:24:46,785 --> 00:24:48,220 >> to make you think! 877 00:24:48,286 --> 00:24:50,021 >> oh, like I was fighting 878 00:24:50,088 --> 00:24:51,957 Myself or something like -- 879 00:24:52,023 --> 00:24:52,691 What? 880 00:24:52,757 --> 00:24:55,260 >> to make you think! 881 00:24:55,327 --> 00:24:56,695 >> oh, did you hear that, 882 00:24:56,761 --> 00:24:57,362 Chewie? 883 00:24:57,429 --> 00:24:58,330 He had no choice! 884 00:24:58,396 --> 00:24:59,898 >> wait, wait, wait, wait -- 885 00:24:59,965 --> 00:25:03,301 >> [ growls ] 886 00:25:03,368 --> 00:25:05,503 >> I'm backwards, you idiot! 887 00:25:05,570 --> 00:25:06,872 Oh... [ chuckles ] 888 00:25:06,938 --> 00:25:09,407 But look at that caboose. 889 00:25:13,812 --> 00:25:15,780 >> oh, aye-aye, captain, durr! 890 00:25:15,847 --> 00:25:16,648 Odd choice, man. 891 00:25:16,715 --> 00:25:17,782 I guess you're under a lot of 892 00:25:17,849 --> 00:25:18,984 Pressure at the moment, so I 893 00:25:19,050 --> 00:25:24,556 Shouldn't judge. 894 00:25:24,623 --> 00:25:25,290 Oh, oh, god! 895 00:25:25,357 --> 00:25:26,258 What the [bleep] Man?! 896 00:25:26,324 --> 00:25:27,659 What the [bleep] Just hit me in 897 00:25:27,726 --> 00:25:28,326 The eye? 898 00:25:28,393 --> 00:25:29,160 Who's doing that? 899 00:25:29,227 --> 00:25:30,395 Who's shooting [bleep] At my 900 00:25:30,462 --> 00:25:31,129 [bleep] Face? 901 00:25:31,196 --> 00:25:32,063 Oh, is this yours? 902 00:25:32,130 --> 00:25:33,031 Oh, I'm sorry, man. 903 00:25:33,098 --> 00:25:34,532 My face seemed to get in the way 904 00:25:34,599 --> 00:25:35,867 Of your flying metal massage 905 00:25:35,934 --> 00:25:37,502 Wand -- sorry about that. 906 00:25:37,569 --> 00:25:39,471 >> don't skimp on my umbrellas! 907 00:25:39,537 --> 00:25:41,439 You know what they say -- let a 908 00:25:41,506 --> 00:25:42,941 Smile be your umbrella. 909 00:25:43,008 --> 00:25:44,676 Well, my face is a big letter 910 00:25:44,876 --> 00:25:46,778 "T." 911 00:25:46,845 --> 00:25:48,680 I forget the point. 912 00:25:48,747 --> 00:25:50,615 I forgot the point. 913 00:25:50,682 --> 00:25:53,151 You got any more umbrellas, 914 00:25:53,218 --> 00:25:54,719 Ellas, ellas? 915 00:25:54,786 --> 00:25:56,688 [ laughs ] 916 00:25:56,755 --> 00:25:58,590 Whoops. I got it. 917 00:25:58,657 --> 00:26:00,425 >> hey, you okay to fly, man? 918 00:26:00,492 --> 00:26:01,993 >> hey, trust me, isaac. 919 00:26:02,060 --> 00:26:07,032 I drunk better when I drive. 920 00:26:07,098 --> 00:26:08,867 Whoa, leave no child behind. 921 00:26:08,934 --> 00:26:10,835 On dancer, on prancer, on java 922 00:26:10,902 --> 00:26:12,404 And blitzen. 923 00:26:12,470 --> 00:26:14,105 Whoa, oh. Party foul. 924 00:26:14,172 --> 00:26:16,174 You made me drink my spill. 925 00:26:16,241 --> 00:26:18,543 I mean, you made me drink my -- 926 00:26:18,610 --> 00:26:20,011 I'm gonna shoot you. 927 00:26:20,211 --> 00:26:20,946 Hey! 928 00:26:21,012 --> 00:26:23,315 You, sir, are an asshole. 929 00:26:23,381 --> 00:26:25,383 [ laughs ] 930 00:26:25,450 --> 00:26:26,718 I called jodie foster an 931 00:26:26,785 --> 00:26:27,953 Asshole. 932 00:26:28,019 --> 00:26:28,820 Whoa! 933 00:26:28,887 --> 00:26:30,188 And now, a sweet treat that's 934 00:26:30,255 --> 00:26:31,957 Hard to beat, and I don't mean 935 00:26:32,023 --> 00:26:35,894 My teat meat! 936 00:26:35,961 --> 00:26:37,662 >> are these hypoallergenic? 937 00:26:37,729 --> 00:26:39,197 >> why do I have a t-shirt 938 00:26:39,264 --> 00:26:39,798 Cannon? 939 00:26:39,864 --> 00:26:40,432 >> boba fett! 940 00:26:40,498 --> 00:26:41,066 >> present. 941 00:26:41,132 --> 00:26:41,866 >> boba fett? 942 00:26:41,933 --> 00:26:43,068 >> tastes like your mama's 943 00:26:43,134 --> 00:26:43,568 Kisses. 944 00:26:43,635 --> 00:26:44,669 >> where?! 945 00:26:44,736 --> 00:26:46,438 >> aah! 946 00:26:46,504 --> 00:26:47,272 Hey, good lookin'. 947 00:26:47,339 --> 00:26:48,106 I'll be back to pick you up 948 00:26:48,173 --> 00:26:50,642 Later. 949 00:26:50,709 --> 00:26:52,510 >> [ chokes ] 950 00:26:52,577 --> 00:26:57,015 >> [ grunting ] 951 00:26:57,082 --> 00:27:00,819 Wow. I'm kind of a badass. 952 00:27:00,885 --> 00:27:01,886 >> we're going to the dagobah 953 00:27:01,953 --> 00:27:02,754 System, r2. 954 00:27:02,821 --> 00:27:03,488 But first, we better get some 955 00:27:03,555 --> 00:27:04,189 Fuel. 956 00:27:04,255 --> 00:27:06,057 >> [ beeps, whirs ] 957 00:27:15,300 --> 00:27:17,802 >> [ groaning ] 958 00:27:43,294 --> 00:27:43,762 [ buzz ] 959 00:27:43,962 --> 00:27:46,731 Ugh. 960 00:27:46,798 --> 00:27:47,465 [ buzz ] 961 00:27:47,665 --> 00:27:54,639 Ugh. 962 00:27:54,706 --> 00:27:55,306 [ ding ] 963 00:27:55,373 --> 00:28:03,481 [ sighs ] 964 00:28:03,681 --> 00:28:07,819 Ugh! 965 00:28:07,886 --> 00:28:16,995 [ groans ] 966 00:28:17,195 --> 00:28:19,264 Ugh! 967 00:28:19,330 --> 00:28:24,335 [ groaning ] 968 00:28:24,402 --> 00:28:26,404 [ groaning ] 969 00:28:39,851 --> 00:28:41,619 [ engine turns over ] 970 00:28:55,366 --> 00:28:57,068 Ugh! 971 00:28:57,135 --> 00:28:58,069 Argh! 972 00:28:58,136 --> 00:29:00,138 [ growling ] 973 00:29:22,293 --> 00:29:24,496 >> back from the dead, assholes! 974 00:29:24,562 --> 00:29:25,330 >> no! 975 00:29:25,396 --> 00:29:26,498 >> how about a little fire, 976 00:29:26,564 --> 00:29:27,198 Scarecrow? 977 00:29:27,265 --> 00:29:28,166 >> [ screaming ] 978 00:29:28,233 --> 00:29:29,434 >> take it like a man, 979 00:29:29,501 --> 00:29:30,135 Snowflake. 980 00:29:30,201 --> 00:29:31,035 >> [ screams ] 981 00:29:31,102 --> 00:29:32,504 >> hey, I guess this deal's 982 00:29:32,570 --> 00:29:34,005 Getting worse all the time. 983 00:29:34,072 --> 00:29:34,706 [ laughs ] 984 00:29:34,772 --> 00:29:35,840 Hey, sarlaac! 985 00:29:35,907 --> 00:29:37,308 Here come the fudge! 986 00:29:37,375 --> 00:29:39,377 Now, don't you go swimming for 987 00:29:39,444 --> 00:29:40,879 At least 20 minutes. 988 00:29:40,945 --> 00:29:42,046 >> [ growling ] 989 00:29:42,113 --> 00:29:44,048 >> sit, cujo, sit. 990 00:29:44,115 --> 00:29:44,682 Good dog. 991 00:29:44,749 --> 00:29:45,517 >> boba fett! 992 00:29:45,583 --> 00:29:46,551 >> I know, I know. 993 00:29:46,618 --> 00:29:47,752 I shouldn't wear fur. 994 00:29:47,819 --> 00:29:49,354 But I saw it, and I just had to 995 00:29:49,420 --> 00:29:49,954 Have it. 996 00:29:50,021 --> 00:29:50,889 Do you hate me? 997 00:29:50,955 --> 00:29:51,856 >> I can't see. 998 00:29:51,923 --> 00:29:53,591 >> oh, right, the carbon freeze. 999 00:29:53,658 --> 00:29:55,160 Oh, it took your sight for a 1000 00:29:55,226 --> 00:29:56,127 Tick. 1001 00:29:56,194 --> 00:29:57,328 Let me be your seeing-eye fett. 1002 00:29:57,395 --> 00:29:58,163 >> aah! 1003 00:29:58,229 --> 00:29:59,297 Boba, you got your money for 1004 00:29:59,364 --> 00:30:00,198 Turning me in -- 1005 00:30:00,265 --> 00:30:01,032 >> shh. 1006 00:30:01,099 --> 00:30:02,100 Don't spoil it, sweetheart. 1007 00:30:02,167 --> 00:30:03,635 This one's for the love of the 1008 00:30:03,701 --> 00:30:04,435 Game. 1009 00:30:04,502 --> 00:30:05,370 >> what are you gonna do? 1010 00:30:05,436 --> 00:30:06,938 >> if only you could see what I 1011 00:30:07,005 --> 00:30:07,539 Hear. 1012 00:30:07,605 --> 00:30:08,373 >> tauntauns? 1013 00:30:08,439 --> 00:30:10,141 >> couple of funny facts -- 1014 00:30:10,208 --> 00:30:12,110 You're heavier than I thought, 1015 00:30:12,177 --> 00:30:13,878 And tauntauns never forget. 1016 00:30:13,945 --> 00:30:15,280 >> [ screaming ] 1017 00:30:15,346 --> 00:30:17,248 >> whoa, and I thought he 1018 00:30:17,315 --> 00:30:19,484 Smelled bad -- say it with me 1019 00:30:19,551 --> 00:30:22,120 Now -- on the outside! 1020 00:30:22,187 --> 00:30:25,723 It's beautiful! 1021 00:30:25,790 --> 00:30:27,892 Hey, hey, let me go! 1022 00:30:27,959 --> 00:30:29,194 Let me go! 1023 00:30:29,260 --> 00:30:30,228 No, no! 1024 00:30:30,295 --> 00:30:31,729 [ screaming ] 1025 00:30:31,796 --> 00:30:32,597 >> boba. 1026 00:30:32,664 --> 00:30:33,665 >> the whole thing was just a 1027 00:30:33,731 --> 00:30:34,566 Dream? 1028 00:30:34,632 --> 00:30:35,633 >> "Yes" with an "If," "No" with 1029 00:30:35,700 --> 00:30:36,301 A "But." 1030 00:30:36,367 --> 00:30:37,202 We are in the pit. 1031 00:30:37,268 --> 00:30:38,403 >> but I took solo and the whiny 1032 00:30:38,469 --> 00:30:39,370 Blond kid out, right? 1033 00:30:39,437 --> 00:30:40,872 >> uh, no, you didn't. 1034 00:30:40,939 --> 00:30:41,839 [ rumbling ] 1035 00:30:41,906 --> 00:30:43,007 Well, the sarlaac ate some more 1036 00:30:43,074 --> 00:30:44,008 Sand people, though. 1037 00:30:44,075 --> 00:30:45,210 You feel like tusken food 1038 00:30:45,276 --> 00:30:45,743 Tonight? 1039 00:30:45,810 --> 00:30:46,611 >> [ sighs ] 1040 00:30:46,678 --> 00:30:48,513 I guess. 1041 00:30:48,580 --> 00:30:50,114 >> what was your dream about? 1042 00:30:50,181 --> 00:30:51,783 >> I don't -- I don't remember. 1043 00:30:51,849 --> 00:30:54,152 >> was it a naughty dream? 1044 00:30:54,219 --> 00:30:55,954 >> uh... 1045 00:30:56,020 --> 00:30:56,854 >> was I in it? 1046 00:30:56,921 --> 00:30:58,022 >> the [bleep] Weequay?! 1047 00:30:58,089 --> 00:30:59,457 >> [ chuckles ] 1048 00:30:59,524 --> 00:31:02,060 Yeah, you know I was in it. 1049 00:31:02,126 --> 00:31:04,295 >> leia...Leia, hear me. 1050 00:31:04,362 --> 00:31:05,663 >> I got you. 1051 00:31:05,730 --> 00:31:08,333 >> leia...I think I'm about to 1052 00:31:08,399 --> 00:31:09,467 Be mugged. 1053 00:31:09,534 --> 00:31:11,336 >> about to be what? 1054 00:31:11,402 --> 00:31:13,204 Man [bleep] You. 1055 00:31:13,271 --> 00:31:17,408 Enjoy the view, weather vane. 1056 00:31:17,475 --> 00:31:18,343 >> [ groans ] 1057 00:31:18,409 --> 00:31:19,277 Come on, man! 1058 00:31:19,344 --> 00:31:21,079 Get this mother [bleep] Off me! 1059 00:31:21,279 --> 00:31:21,579 Ugh! 1060 00:31:21,779 --> 00:31:23,648 No! 1061 00:31:23,715 --> 00:31:25,083 Man! [bleep] Man, we got a gig 1062 00:31:25,149 --> 00:31:25,984 Tonight! 1063 00:31:26,050 --> 00:31:27,151 How we supposed to play some gig 1064 00:31:27,218 --> 00:31:28,620 With the horn guy dead and the 1065 00:31:28,686 --> 00:31:29,420 Singer woman dead? 1066 00:31:29,621 --> 00:31:30,321 Man! 1067 00:31:30,388 --> 00:31:31,956 [bleep] Man! 1068 00:31:32,023 --> 00:31:32,957 Come on! 1069 00:31:33,024 --> 00:31:33,891 Aw, no! 1070 00:31:33,958 --> 00:31:36,227 Piano all busted up, man! 1071 00:31:36,294 --> 00:31:38,963 Them dead, the piano all dead. 1072 00:31:39,030 --> 00:31:41,432 Mother [bleep] Man, we got a gig 1073 00:31:41,499 --> 00:31:42,634 Tonight, man! 1074 00:31:42,700 --> 00:31:45,103 What the [bleep] Is that thing?! 1075 00:31:45,169 --> 00:31:46,771 Giant old [bleep] Thing with 1076 00:31:46,838 --> 00:31:48,373 Teeth gonna eat me up, man! 1077 00:31:48,439 --> 00:31:49,774 >> yo, jazz stereotype! 1078 00:31:49,841 --> 00:31:51,576 How about tossing down a rope?! 1079 00:31:51,643 --> 00:31:53,311 >> ain't no rope up here, man. 1080 00:31:53,378 --> 00:31:54,512 >> we're not picky. 1081 00:31:54,579 --> 00:31:56,214 >> ain't nobody up here, man. 1082 00:31:56,281 --> 00:31:57,649 You talking to you self. 1083 00:31:57,715 --> 00:31:59,117 You having a dream, man. 1084 00:31:59,183 --> 00:32:00,218 I got a gig tonight, man. 1085 00:32:00,285 --> 00:32:01,252 >> I will [bleep] Kill you. 1086 00:32:01,319 --> 00:32:02,320 Don't you leave me down here 1087 00:32:02,387 --> 00:32:04,188 With this talking walnut! 1088 00:32:04,255 --> 00:32:05,623 >> you know what? That hurts me. 1089 00:32:05,690 --> 00:32:06,691 That is one of the 10. 1090 00:32:06,758 --> 00:32:07,625 >> one of the what? 1091 00:32:07,692 --> 00:32:08,459 >> one of the 10? 1092 00:32:08,526 --> 00:32:09,761 9 times out of 10, I enjoy a 1093 00:32:09,827 --> 00:32:11,029 Good joshing, but one out of 1094 00:32:11,095 --> 00:32:11,863 Every 10 -- 1095 00:32:11,929 --> 00:32:13,164 >> I will pay you 10 million 1096 00:32:13,231 --> 00:32:14,565 Space dollars for a [bleep] 1097 00:32:14,632 --> 00:32:15,266 Rope! 1098 00:32:15,333 --> 00:32:16,367 >> aw, man. 1099 00:32:16,434 --> 00:32:17,602 I'm so [bleep] Tired. 1100 00:32:17,669 --> 00:32:19,737 I got my feet hurting, man. 1101 00:32:19,804 --> 00:32:21,172 But I got to make it to the gig, 1102 00:32:21,372 --> 00:32:22,073 Man! 1103 00:32:22,140 --> 00:32:23,841 Don't never miss no gig! 1104 00:32:23,908 --> 00:32:26,778 I'm here, man! I made it! 1105 00:32:26,844 --> 00:32:28,713 I walked across the desert, man! 1106 00:32:28,780 --> 00:32:31,082 [ "Cantina band" plays ] 1107 00:32:31,149 --> 00:32:34,419 No! You gave the gig away, man?! 1108 00:32:34,485 --> 00:32:35,987 That's [bleep] Up, man! 1109 00:32:36,054 --> 00:32:37,689 I'm 30 minutes late, man! 1110 00:32:37,755 --> 00:32:39,223 That's jazz time, man! 1111 00:32:39,290 --> 00:32:41,693 Sy snootles and droopy mccool 1112 00:32:41,759 --> 00:32:44,228 Dead in vain, man! 1113 00:32:44,295 --> 00:32:45,530 You know what? You all suck. 1114 00:32:45,596 --> 00:32:46,831 I'm gonna go throw myself in 1115 00:32:46,898 --> 00:32:48,700 That desert [bleep] 1116 00:32:48,766 --> 00:32:53,371 [ saxophone playing ] 1117 00:32:59,310 --> 00:33:00,478 >> the emperor has made a 1118 00:33:00,545 --> 00:33:01,846 Critical error, and the time 1119 00:33:01,913 --> 00:33:03,348 Is -- 1120 00:33:03,414 --> 00:33:04,515 I'm sorry, who the hell are you? 1121 00:33:04,582 --> 00:33:06,984 >> prune face, ma'am. 1122 00:33:07,051 --> 00:33:08,419 >> anyway. 1123 00:33:08,486 --> 00:33:09,454 The emperor has made a cr-- 1124 00:33:09,520 --> 00:33:10,521 >> when the face is a prune, 1125 00:33:10,588 --> 00:33:12,757 Then action goes boom! 1126 00:33:12,824 --> 00:33:15,226 >> ♪ action! Excitement! ♪ 1127 00:33:15,293 --> 00:33:17,929 ♪ slaying loads of sweet ass ♪ 1128 00:33:17,995 --> 00:33:19,230 ♪ prune face ♪ 1129 00:33:19,297 --> 00:33:23,134 ♪ prune face ♪ 1130 00:33:23,201 --> 00:33:24,435 ♪ prune face ♪ 1131 00:33:24,502 --> 00:33:28,339 ♪ prune face ♪ 1132 00:33:28,406 --> 00:33:29,307 ♪ prune face ♪ 1133 00:33:29,374 --> 00:33:30,908 ♪ prune face ♪ 1134 00:33:30,975 --> 00:33:32,076 ♪ prune face ♪ 1135 00:33:32,143 --> 00:33:35,880 ♪ prune face ♪ 1136 00:33:35,947 --> 00:33:37,181 ♪ prune face ♪ 1137 00:33:37,248 --> 00:33:38,349 ♪ prune face ♪ 1138 00:33:38,416 --> 00:33:40,451 [ ding ] 1139 00:33:40,518 --> 00:33:42,186 >> well, then, glad to have you 1140 00:33:42,253 --> 00:33:43,354 Aboard, prune face. 1141 00:33:43,421 --> 00:33:44,856 You'll be a great asset to 1142 00:33:44,922 --> 00:33:45,556 This -- 1143 00:33:45,623 --> 00:33:46,624 >> actually, I lied. 1144 00:33:46,691 --> 00:33:48,359 I'm just here to fix the copier 1145 00:33:48,426 --> 00:33:49,527 Machine. 1146 00:33:49,594 --> 00:33:51,596 >> [ sighs ] 1147 00:33:51,662 --> 00:33:52,397 [ clears throat ] 1148 00:33:52,463 --> 00:33:53,264 The emperor has -- 1149 00:33:53,331 --> 00:33:55,032 >> it's your toner, probably. 1150 00:33:55,099 --> 00:33:56,234 >> ♪ prune face ♪ 1151 00:33:56,300 --> 00:33:58,302 ♪ prune face ♪ 1152 00:33:58,369 --> 00:34:00,004 >> [ humming "Cantina theme" 1153 00:34:00,071 --> 00:34:01,672 Seductively ] 1154 00:34:08,746 --> 00:34:10,181 ♪ it's a ♪ 1155 00:34:10,248 --> 00:34:12,016 ♪ tra-a-a-a-p ♪ 1156 00:34:12,083 --> 00:34:13,717 You're thinking of eating me, 1157 00:34:13,784 --> 00:34:14,518 Aren't you? 1158 00:34:14,585 --> 00:34:16,154 I'm thinking the same thing, 1159 00:34:16,219 --> 00:34:17,321 [bleep] 1160 00:34:17,388 --> 00:34:18,589 >> are you sure this is okay? 1161 00:34:18,656 --> 00:34:19,824 >> you're in-country, dude. 1162 00:34:19,891 --> 00:34:20,792 Live a little. 1163 00:34:20,858 --> 00:34:21,893 Now, she's pretty sensitive, so 1164 00:34:21,958 --> 00:34:23,895 Go easy on the throttle, okay? 1165 00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:24,762 >> all right. 1166 00:34:24,829 --> 00:34:27,498 Whaaaaaaaaaaaa! 1167 00:34:27,565 --> 00:34:29,167 >> oh, crazy kid. 1168 00:34:29,233 --> 00:34:31,068 >> this is so awesome! 1169 00:34:31,135 --> 00:34:32,904 It's like a dream! 1170 00:34:32,969 --> 00:34:35,672 It's like a dream! 1171 00:34:35,739 --> 00:34:37,507 Whoo! [ laughs ] 1172 00:34:37,574 --> 00:34:39,177 Yeah! 1173 00:34:39,243 --> 00:34:42,280 Bear! 1174 00:34:42,346 --> 00:34:43,414 >> [ screaming ] 1175 00:34:43,481 --> 00:34:44,382 >> uh... 1176 00:34:44,449 --> 00:34:46,650 God, oh, man, I hit that little 1177 00:34:46,717 --> 00:34:47,385 Thing. 1178 00:34:47,452 --> 00:34:48,286 >> [ screaming ] 1179 00:34:48,351 --> 00:34:49,120 >> oh, my god. 1180 00:34:49,187 --> 00:34:50,221 Oh, geez, I'm sorry. 1181 00:34:50,288 --> 00:34:51,489 I'm so sorry. 1182 00:34:51,556 --> 00:34:52,322 Listen. 1183 00:34:52,389 --> 00:34:54,559 This is my first ride on -- 1184 00:34:54,625 --> 00:34:55,760 Oh, god, oh. 1185 00:34:55,827 --> 00:34:57,295 Oh, god! 1186 00:34:57,361 --> 00:34:58,096 Okay, pal. 1187 00:34:58,162 --> 00:34:59,063 You know what? 1188 00:34:59,130 --> 00:35:00,798 I'm gonna take care of this. 1189 00:35:00,865 --> 00:35:02,233 I'm gonna take care of this. 1190 00:35:02,300 --> 00:35:03,301 >> yeah, yeah, yeah. 1191 00:35:03,367 --> 00:35:04,902 >> I'm just gonna put you out of 1192 00:35:04,969 --> 00:35:06,904 Your furry misery, okay? 1193 00:35:06,971 --> 00:35:07,738 >> [ screaming ] 1194 00:35:07,805 --> 00:35:10,174 >> oh, god! Oh, god! Oh, no! 1195 00:35:10,241 --> 00:35:11,676 I'm sorry! I'm sorry! 1196 00:35:11,742 --> 00:35:12,643 I'll fix it! 1197 00:35:12,710 --> 00:35:14,312 No more pain, I promise! 1198 00:35:14,378 --> 00:35:15,346 No more pain! 1199 00:35:15,413 --> 00:35:17,215 You're going to a better place 1200 00:35:17,415 --> 00:35:18,216 Now. 1201 00:35:18,282 --> 00:35:18,883 >> gary, where'd you go, man? 1202 00:35:18,950 --> 00:35:19,550 >> [ screams ] 1203 00:35:19,617 --> 00:35:21,919 >> oh! Ew. 1204 00:35:21,986 --> 00:35:23,321 >> gary? 1205 00:35:23,387 --> 00:35:24,589 >> all good here. Be back soon. 1206 00:35:24,655 --> 00:35:25,623 It's like a dream. Over. 1207 00:35:25,690 --> 00:35:27,225 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 1208 00:35:27,291 --> 00:35:28,125 >> [ screaming ] 1209 00:35:28,192 --> 00:35:29,527 >> you got to shut up, man. 1210 00:35:29,594 --> 00:35:30,795 I know it hurts. I know. 1211 00:35:30,862 --> 00:35:32,029 Just -- just keep it to 1212 00:35:32,096 --> 00:35:32,630 Yourself! 1213 00:35:32,697 --> 00:35:35,233 >> [ screaming ] 1214 00:35:35,299 --> 00:35:37,068 >> sorry. 1215 00:35:37,134 --> 00:35:45,109 >> [ screaming ] 1216 00:35:45,176 --> 00:35:46,911 >> [ sobbing ] 1217 00:35:46,978 --> 00:35:48,613 I'm so sorry. 1218 00:35:48,679 --> 00:35:52,917 You were so cute. 1219 00:35:52,984 --> 00:35:54,452 Okay, okay. 1220 00:35:54,519 --> 00:35:57,788 Pull it together. You're okay. 1221 00:35:57,855 --> 00:36:03,694 It's over, g. 1222 00:36:03,761 --> 00:36:05,596 [ laughs nervously ] 1223 00:36:05,663 --> 00:36:07,265 What's up, y'all? 1224 00:36:07,331 --> 00:36:08,633 Oh, schnizzle. 1225 00:36:08,699 --> 00:36:11,269 Me and chief drinks-a-lot over 1226 00:36:11,335 --> 00:36:13,404 Here, we was just putting back a 1227 00:36:13,471 --> 00:36:14,805 Few, and, you know. 1228 00:36:14,872 --> 00:36:16,140 Glug-glug-glug-glug-glug! 1229 00:36:16,207 --> 00:36:16,874 [ laughs ] 1230 00:36:16,941 --> 00:36:17,608 Right?! 1231 00:36:17,675 --> 00:36:19,143 Right? 1232 00:36:19,210 --> 00:36:20,778 Right? 1233 00:36:20,845 --> 00:36:23,347 Right. 1234 00:36:27,818 --> 00:36:31,088 >> and now, young skywalker, you 1235 00:36:31,155 --> 00:36:32,823 Will die. 1236 00:36:32,890 --> 00:36:35,326 >> [ screams ] 1237 00:36:35,393 --> 00:36:36,460 [ screaming ] 1238 00:36:36,527 --> 00:36:38,563 >> wow, I feel like my entire 1239 00:36:38,629 --> 00:36:40,565 Career led up to this moment. 1240 00:36:40,631 --> 00:36:41,365 Feels good. 1241 00:36:41,432 --> 00:36:42,500 I see you, buddy. 1242 00:36:42,567 --> 00:36:44,235 Crazy. This is your son, huh? 1243 00:36:44,302 --> 00:36:46,137 Guess you owe me one for getting 1244 00:36:46,203 --> 00:36:47,972 You out of 20-odd years of back 1245 00:36:48,039 --> 00:36:49,173 Child support, huh? 1246 00:36:49,240 --> 00:36:51,075 >> god, his teeth are so yellow. 1247 00:36:51,142 --> 00:36:52,743 I guess when you look like a 1248 00:36:52,810 --> 00:36:54,445 Melted candle, flossing would 1249 00:36:54,512 --> 00:36:56,180 Just seem like pissing in the 1250 00:36:56,247 --> 00:36:56,814 Wind. 1251 00:36:56,881 --> 00:36:58,182 >> [ screaming ] 1252 00:36:58,249 --> 00:36:59,650 Father! 1253 00:36:59,717 --> 00:37:00,618 >> oh, man. 1254 00:37:00,685 --> 00:37:02,520 Was I that whiny when I was a 1255 00:37:02,720 --> 00:37:04,789 Kid? 1256 00:37:04,855 --> 00:37:06,424 How come no one says "Wizard" 1257 00:37:06,490 --> 00:37:07,391 Anymore? 1258 00:37:07,458 --> 00:37:09,126 >> [ screaming ] 1259 00:37:09,193 --> 00:37:11,028 Wow, this lightning really 1260 00:37:11,095 --> 00:37:11,696 Hurts. 1261 00:37:11,762 --> 00:37:13,030 Like, really bad. 1262 00:37:13,097 --> 00:37:15,199 I know it's probably not cool, 1263 00:37:15,266 --> 00:37:17,335 But I'm thinking about playing 1264 00:37:17,401 --> 00:37:19,470 Dead. 1265 00:37:19,537 --> 00:37:20,371 [ screaming ] 1266 00:37:20,438 --> 00:37:21,572 Nope, can't do it. 1267 00:37:21,639 --> 00:37:23,374 This is so painful, I literally 1268 00:37:23,441 --> 00:37:24,775 Cannot stop screaming. 1269 00:37:24,842 --> 00:37:26,510 I can't lie -- if the emperor 1270 00:37:26,577 --> 00:37:28,179 Asked me to kill my dad, I'm 1271 00:37:28,245 --> 00:37:29,447 50/50 on saying yes. 1272 00:37:29,513 --> 00:37:31,949 That's how bad this hurts. 1273 00:37:32,016 --> 00:37:33,417 Meh! Looked right in the 1274 00:37:33,484 --> 00:37:34,285 Lightning. 1275 00:37:34,352 --> 00:37:35,853 God, it's like looking into a 1276 00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:36,821 Laser pointer. 1277 00:37:36,887 --> 00:37:38,623 It's a completely different but 1278 00:37:38,689 --> 00:37:40,324 Equally painful type of pain. 1279 00:37:40,391 --> 00:37:42,026 Oh, I'm gonna be seeing spots 1280 00:37:42,093 --> 00:37:43,160 For like an hour. 1281 00:37:43,227 --> 00:37:44,495 >> hey, wait a minute. 1282 00:37:44,562 --> 00:37:46,063 How is that my kid if this 1283 00:37:46,130 --> 00:37:47,565 Knob-job says I killed my 1284 00:37:47,632 --> 00:37:49,066 Pregnant wife? 1285 00:37:49,133 --> 00:37:51,602 It's a madhouse! A madhouse! 1286 00:37:51,669 --> 00:37:54,238 >> wow, you're really looking 1287 00:37:54,305 --> 00:37:56,207 Into my soul there, buddy. 1288 00:37:56,273 --> 00:37:58,075 Seriously, dude, what is it? 1289 00:37:58,142 --> 00:37:59,310 Oh, my god, is he... 1290 00:37:59,377 --> 00:38:00,945 Is he gonna try and kiss me? 1291 00:38:01,012 --> 00:38:02,513 >> is my dad gonna kiss the 1292 00:38:02,580 --> 00:38:05,016 Emperor? 1293 00:38:05,082 --> 00:38:05,650 >> oh, my god. 1294 00:38:05,716 --> 00:38:06,517 This is happening. 1295 00:38:06,584 --> 00:38:08,085 Stay away from me, you idiot! 1296 00:38:08,152 --> 00:38:09,954 >> hey, listen, I don't mean to 1297 00:38:10,021 --> 00:38:11,889 Be a pain, but I'm gonna have to 1298 00:38:11,956 --> 00:38:12,623 Ask for a raise. 1299 00:38:12,690 --> 00:38:13,324 >> what are you doing? 1300 00:38:13,391 --> 00:38:14,058 What are you doing?! 1301 00:38:14,125 --> 00:38:14,792 >> you guys are busy. 1302 00:38:14,859 --> 00:38:15,559 >> put -- put me down! 1303 00:38:15,626 --> 00:38:16,193 >> I'll come back later. 1304 00:38:16,260 --> 00:38:17,094 >> put me down! 1305 00:38:17,161 --> 00:38:19,397 [ screaming ] 1306 00:38:19,463 --> 00:38:20,398 >> father! 1307 00:38:20,464 --> 00:38:22,500 >> that was pretty wizard, 1308 00:38:22,566 --> 00:38:24,368 Wasn't it, son? 1309 00:38:24,435 --> 00:38:25,136 >> what? 1310 00:38:25,202 --> 00:38:28,706 >> I'm bringing it back! 1311 00:38:28,773 --> 00:38:29,640 >> put me down! 1312 00:38:29,707 --> 00:38:31,108 [ screaming ] 1313 00:38:31,175 --> 00:38:32,810 [ "Baba o'riley" plays ] 1314 00:38:32,877 --> 00:38:34,412 You know, looking back, it all 1315 00:38:34,478 --> 00:38:36,247 Makes sense. 1316 00:38:36,313 --> 00:38:39,917 Dream big... 1317 00:38:39,984 --> 00:38:43,421 Live big... 1318 00:38:43,487 --> 00:38:47,591 Love big... 1319 00:38:47,658 --> 00:38:49,193 Fall to your death down a giant 1320 00:38:49,260 --> 00:38:50,361 [bleep] Hole. 1321 00:38:50,428 --> 00:38:53,197 Now I know, which is exactly 0% 1322 00:38:53,264 --> 00:38:54,398 Of the battle, apparently. 1323 00:38:54,465 --> 00:38:59,170 [ screaming ] 1324 00:38:59,236 --> 00:39:02,640 [ screaming ] 1325 00:39:02,707 --> 00:39:03,874 [ screaming ] 1326 00:39:03,941 --> 00:39:04,809 Think, palpatine! 1327 00:39:04,875 --> 00:39:06,077 How do they do this in the 1328 00:39:06,143 --> 00:39:06,610 Movies?! 1329 00:39:06,677 --> 00:39:07,378 Oh, yeah! 1330 00:39:07,445 --> 00:39:09,280 "Point break," bitches! 1331 00:39:19,290 --> 00:39:20,958 Hmm, this looks promising. 1332 00:39:21,158 --> 00:39:22,960 Aah! 1333 00:39:23,027 --> 00:39:26,664 [ squeaking ] 1334 00:39:26,731 --> 00:39:27,431 >> my lord. 1335 00:39:27,498 --> 00:39:29,100 >> go [bleep] Yourself! 1336 00:39:29,166 --> 00:39:30,835 >> aw. 1337 00:39:30,901 --> 00:39:32,937 This is the same chasm! 1338 00:39:33,003 --> 00:39:34,939 Wait a minute. 1339 00:39:35,005 --> 00:39:38,042 Execute order 67. 1340 00:39:38,109 --> 00:39:41,212 [ electronic music plays ] 1341 00:39:41,278 --> 00:39:42,947 >> ♪ like this ♪ 1342 00:39:43,013 --> 00:39:44,215 ♪ like this ♪ 1343 00:39:44,281 --> 00:39:44,915 >> that doesn't sound like 1344 00:39:44,982 --> 00:39:45,816 Order 67. 1345 00:39:45,883 --> 00:39:48,185 No, no, wait, yes. Yes, it does. 1346 00:39:48,252 --> 00:39:49,086 Yes, it does. 1347 00:39:49,153 --> 00:39:49,887 I meant 68. 1348 00:39:49,954 --> 00:39:50,955 Execute order 68! 1349 00:39:51,021 --> 00:39:52,256 What am I doing, man? 1350 00:39:52,323 --> 00:39:53,324 What am I doing? 1351 00:39:53,390 --> 00:39:54,358 This is the end. 1352 00:39:54,425 --> 00:39:56,093 I've got to make amends for my 1353 00:39:56,160 --> 00:39:57,528 Life. 1354 00:39:57,595 --> 00:39:58,929 [ telephone rings ] 1355 00:39:58,996 --> 00:40:00,397 >> muy muy. 1356 00:40:00,464 --> 00:40:01,832 >> jar jar, it's palpatine. 1357 00:40:01,899 --> 00:40:03,334 Look, I need to apologize for 1358 00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:04,902 Manipulating you into granting 1359 00:40:04,969 --> 00:40:06,036 Me emergency powers. 1360 00:40:06,103 --> 00:40:07,505 It was wrong, and I'm sorry. 1361 00:40:07,571 --> 00:40:08,405 >> oh, say yes! 1362 00:40:08,472 --> 00:40:09,206 Right, palpy. 1363 00:40:09,273 --> 00:40:11,142 Yousa manipulated me. 1364 00:40:11,208 --> 00:40:13,110 Okay, palpy. 1365 00:40:13,177 --> 00:40:15,346 [ chuckles ] 1366 00:40:15,412 --> 00:40:18,749 [ laughs evilly ] 1367 00:40:18,816 --> 00:40:21,886 [ cackles evilly ] 1368 00:40:21,952 --> 00:40:23,254 >> wow, that felt pretty good. 1369 00:40:23,320 --> 00:40:24,555 [ "Baba o'riley" continues ] 1370 00:40:24,622 --> 00:40:25,856 Maybe that skywalker kid was 1371 00:40:25,923 --> 00:40:26,757 Right. 1372 00:40:26,824 --> 00:40:29,460 Okay, palpatine, if you're gonna 1373 00:40:29,527 --> 00:40:30,961 Do this, do it. 1374 00:40:31,028 --> 00:40:32,930 Let go of your anger. 1375 00:40:32,997 --> 00:40:34,799 Let go of your hate. 1376 00:40:34,865 --> 00:40:36,467 Oh, hey, there it goes. 1377 00:40:36,534 --> 00:40:37,501 Whew, that's nice. 1378 00:40:37,568 --> 00:40:38,936 I definitely feel a little 1379 00:40:39,003 --> 00:40:40,204 One-ier with the force. 1380 00:40:40,271 --> 00:40:41,872 Ooh, maybe I'll get to come back 1381 00:40:41,939 --> 00:40:43,707 As one of those blue ghosts. 1382 00:40:43,774 --> 00:40:45,142 You were right, luke. 1383 00:40:45,209 --> 00:40:46,210 You were -- 1384 00:40:46,277 --> 00:40:47,444 [bleep] 1385 00:40:47,511 --> 00:40:50,281 [ both scream ] 1386 00:40:50,347 --> 00:40:52,049 >> oh, my god. 1387 00:40:52,116 --> 00:40:53,717 You might want to try a little 1388 00:40:53,784 --> 00:40:54,985 Manscaping down there. 1389 00:40:55,052 --> 00:40:57,288 >> [ laughs ] 1390 00:40:57,354 --> 00:40:58,622 >> you're like a short stack of 1391 00:40:58,689 --> 00:41:00,691 Pancakes. 1392 00:41:06,630 --> 00:41:09,300 >> ugh. 1393 00:41:09,366 --> 00:41:10,467 Oh, you stuck around. 1394 00:41:10,534 --> 00:41:11,836 Great, you didn't miss the 1395 00:41:11,902 --> 00:41:13,470 Visual treat of my frozen corpse 1396 00:41:13,537 --> 00:41:14,972 Floating naked in a vacuum -- 1397 00:41:15,039 --> 00:41:16,607 Just what mama palpatine dreamed 1398 00:41:16,674 --> 00:41:17,675 For her little boy. 1399 00:41:17,741 --> 00:41:19,310 Sorry, ma. 1400 00:41:19,376 --> 00:41:20,744 Anyway, if you stuck around this 1401 00:41:20,811 --> 00:41:22,179 Long, you'll probably want some 1402 00:41:22,246 --> 00:41:23,614 Final words of wisdom, so listen 1403 00:41:23,681 --> 00:41:25,015 Close. 1404 00:41:25,082 --> 00:41:30,521 [bleep] You. 1405 00:41:30,588 --> 00:41:31,789 >> ♪ ba-bawk ba-bawk ba-bawk ♪ 1406 00:41:31,856 --> 00:41:33,157 ♪ ba-ba-ba-ba-bawk ♪ 1407 00:41:33,224 --> 00:41:35,693 ♪ bawk, ba-ba-ba-ba-bawk ♪ 1408 00:41:35,759 --> 00:41:37,428 ♪ ba-ba-ba-ba-bawk ♪ 1409 00:41:37,494 --> 00:41:39,430 ♪ ba-ba-ba-bawk ♪ 1410 00:41:39,496 --> 00:41:40,431 >> ♪ ba-bawk, ba-ba-ba-ba 1411 00:41:40,497 --> 00:41:42,666 Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-bawk ♪ 1412 00:41:42,733 --> 00:41:44,335 >> [ groans ] 1413 00:41:44,401 --> 00:41:45,703 What happened? 1414 00:41:45,769 --> 00:41:47,137 Oh, I was hurt. 1415 00:41:47,204 --> 00:41:49,406 I-I think I must have passed 1416 00:41:49,607 --> 00:41:50,341 Out. 1417 00:41:50,407 --> 00:41:52,343 Did I take my mask off or 1418 00:41:52,409 --> 00:41:53,944 Something? 1419 00:41:54,011 --> 00:41:55,312 Oh, my god. 1420 00:41:55,379 --> 00:41:56,447 Oh, my god! 1421 00:41:56,513 --> 00:41:59,917 Oh! Oh, god, oh! 1422 00:41:59,984 --> 00:42:02,353 [ screaming ] 1423 00:42:02,419 --> 00:42:04,154 >> do you hear screaming? 1424 00:42:04,221 --> 00:42:06,290 >> that's just the hiss of the 1425 00:42:06,357 --> 00:42:08,025 Steam escaping the logs. 1426 00:42:08,092 --> 00:42:09,226 >> [ singing in native 1427 00:42:09,293 --> 00:42:11,996 Language ] 1428 00:42:12,062 --> 00:42:14,431 >> [ roaring ] 1429 00:42:14,498 --> 00:42:17,368 [ coughing ] 1430 00:42:17,434 --> 00:42:19,770 Oh! Finally! 1431 00:42:19,837 --> 00:42:21,705 Two trilogies and I couldn't say 1432 00:42:21,772 --> 00:42:23,207 A damn word! 1433 00:42:23,274 --> 00:42:25,442 Now, where's that bitch that 1434 00:42:25,509 --> 00:42:27,578 Called me a walking carpet? 1435 00:42:27,645 --> 00:42:29,613 >> aah! Aah! I'm on fire! 1436 00:42:29,680 --> 00:42:30,514 I'm on fire! 1437 00:42:30,581 --> 00:42:33,584 >> you're not on fire. 1438 00:42:33,651 --> 00:42:35,219 >> blows, this party does. 1439 00:42:35,286 --> 00:42:37,054 >> look at that poor bastard, 1440 00:42:37,121 --> 00:42:38,889 Praying his friends don't see 1441 00:42:38,956 --> 00:42:39,623 Him here. 1442 00:42:39,690 --> 00:42:40,891 >> let's just jet. 1443 00:42:40,958 --> 00:42:42,393 Luke won't even notice. 1444 00:42:42,459 --> 00:42:43,327 >> hi, guys. 1445 00:42:43,394 --> 00:42:44,128 >> [bleep] 1446 00:42:44,194 --> 00:42:45,663 >> oh, hey, yeah, hi. 1447 00:42:45,729 --> 00:42:47,097 Wrap it up already. 1448 00:42:47,164 --> 00:42:49,199 We're not getting any younger. 1449 00:42:49,266 --> 00:42:50,701 [ loud harmonic thx effect ] 1450 00:42:50,768 --> 00:42:52,770 Oh, you special edition [bleep] 1451 00:42:52,836 --> 00:42:53,504 >> up yours! 1452 00:42:53,570 --> 00:42:54,338 [ laughs ] 1453 00:42:54,405 --> 00:42:55,539 >> you're a walking carpet, 1454 00:42:55,606 --> 00:42:56,340 Bitch! 1455 00:42:56,407 --> 00:42:57,341 >> our one chance this is. 1456 00:42:57,408 --> 00:42:58,008 >> sweet. 1457 00:42:58,075 --> 00:43:00,110 >> let's do this. 1458 00:43:00,177 --> 00:43:01,412 >> whazzup, whazzup? 1459 00:43:01,478 --> 00:43:03,314 Fourth-quarter conversion to the 1460 00:43:03,380 --> 00:43:04,515 Light side, y'all! 1461 00:43:04,581 --> 00:43:05,783 My story's not over! 1462 00:43:05,849 --> 00:43:07,084 We partying or what? 1463 00:43:07,151 --> 00:43:08,786 [ laughs ] 1464 00:43:08,852 --> 00:43:10,254 Oh, this is completely 1465 00:43:10,321 --> 00:43:11,322 Un-wizard. 1466 00:43:11,388 --> 00:43:12,589 >> ♪ bawk bawk bawk bawk 1467 00:43:12,656 --> 00:43:14,091 Ba-ba-ba-bawk ♪ 1468 00:43:14,158 --> 00:43:15,893 ♪ ba-ba-bawk ♪ 1469 00:43:15,960 --> 00:43:20,264 ♪ ba-bawk, bawk bawk bawk ♪ 1470 00:43:20,331 --> 00:43:23,334 >> bawk. 1471 00:43:23,400 --> 00:43:25,402 >> okay, give me a color. 1472 00:43:25,469 --> 00:43:26,770 >> pink. 1473 00:43:26,837 --> 00:43:28,439 >> p-I-n-k. 1474 00:43:28,505 --> 00:43:29,974 Okay, now give me a number. 1475 00:43:30,040 --> 00:43:30,641 >> three. 1476 00:43:30,708 --> 00:43:31,809 >> one, two, three. 1477 00:43:31,875 --> 00:43:32,576 Okay. 1478 00:43:32,643 --> 00:43:33,410 Ooh, you live on naboo. 1479 00:43:33,477 --> 00:43:34,578 You're married to a bookish 1480 00:43:34,645 --> 00:43:35,245 Brunette. 1481 00:43:35,312 --> 00:43:36,013 Her name is tina. 1482 00:43:36,080 --> 00:43:36,847 And you work -- 1483 00:43:36,914 --> 00:43:38,048 >> does she have big boobs? 1484 00:43:38,115 --> 00:43:38,983 >> it doesn't say. 1485 00:43:39,049 --> 00:43:40,184 >> ooh, make that a thing. 1486 00:43:40,250 --> 00:43:41,618 >> I'm not making that a thing. 1487 00:43:41,685 --> 00:43:42,987 Okay, you do me now. 1488 00:43:43,053 --> 00:43:43,988 [ rumbling ] 1489 00:43:44,054 --> 00:43:44,955 >> guys. 1490 00:43:45,022 --> 00:43:48,158 Guys, it's me, the sarlaac pit. 1491 00:43:48,225 --> 00:43:49,026 >> uh, hi? 1492 00:43:49,093 --> 00:43:50,361 >> hi. Yeah, look. 1493 00:43:50,427 --> 00:43:52,296 Uh, don't mean to be a prick, 1494 00:43:52,363 --> 00:43:54,431 But you two guys have got to get 1495 00:43:54,498 --> 00:43:55,632 The [bleep] Out of here. 1496 00:43:55,699 --> 00:44:01,205 >> both: wh-o-o-o-oa! 1497 00:44:01,271 --> 00:44:02,806 >> we're... 1498 00:44:02,873 --> 00:44:03,707 We're free! 1499 00:44:03,774 --> 00:44:04,675 >> [ laughs ] 1500 00:44:04,742 --> 00:44:05,576 We made it! 1501 00:44:05,642 --> 00:44:07,277 >> free! 1502 00:44:07,344 --> 00:44:08,345 Whoo-hoo-hoo! 1503 00:44:08,412 --> 00:44:09,246 >> yeah! 1504 00:44:09,313 --> 00:44:11,015 All right! 1505 00:44:11,081 --> 00:44:15,185 So...Now what? 1506 00:44:15,252 --> 00:44:21,125 [ piano riff plays ] 1507 00:44:21,191 --> 00:44:26,196 [ "Lapti nek" plays ] 1508 00:44:34,004 --> 00:44:35,672 >> "Episode siete, boba on the 1509 00:44:35,739 --> 00:44:36,507 Hunt"! 1510 00:44:36,573 --> 00:44:37,741 Semicolon, "Watch your ass, 1511 00:44:37,808 --> 00:44:39,610 Solo." 1512 00:44:39,676 --> 00:44:41,111 And for the love of all that's 1513 00:44:41,178 --> 00:44:42,646 Holy, do not smash cut to that 1514 00:44:42,713 --> 00:44:44,214 [bleep] Orangu-- 91188