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X-timestamp-map=local:00:00:00.000,mpegts:9000
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>> so, to sum up, we basically
Co-opted santa claus and made
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Him synonymous with coca-cola.
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>> I have to say, it's a breeze
Signing endorsement deals with
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Fictional characters.
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[ laughter ]
>> are we sure we don't want to
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Replace him with britney spears?
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[ laughter ]
>> ho-ho-ho!
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Gentlemen, gentlemen, please.
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No need to get up.
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>> uh, who are you?
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>> why, I'm santa claus.
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I was just flying by and heard
Everyone having a good laugh in
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Here.
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Please, someone tell me what was
So funny.
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Make...
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Me...
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Laugh.
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Well, allow me to repeat a joke
My lawyers told me the other
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Day.
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It involved a large
Multinational corporation that's
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Been using my likeness without
Permission or compensation.
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Ho-ho-ho! Isn't that hilarious?
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>> n-now, you listen here!
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Santa claus doesn't exist!
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We all know that.
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>> now, why would you say that,
Larry?
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Is it because I didn't give you
The louisville slugger you asked
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For when you were 9?
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>> how did you know that?
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>> I know a lot of things,
Larry.
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I know that you've been on my
"Naughty" list since '72.
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I know that your company has
Been using my image to promote
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Your product since 1931, and I
Know I've never seen a dime, and
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You know what that means larry?!
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I know you're a [bleep] Thief!
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>> aah!
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[ all screaming ]
>> ♪ I lie awake ♪
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♪ till every dawn... ♪
>> aah!
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>> aah! Aah! Aaah!
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>> ♪ baby, please come home ♪
♪ baby, I'm so sad ♪
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♪ nothing... ♪
>> aaaah! Aaaah!
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Blea-a-a-rgh!
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>> aah!
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>> [ roars ]
[ screaming and roaring ]
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>> ♪ oh, you've finally come
Home ♪
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♪ yeah, you set me free ♪
♪ set me free ♪
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♪ set me free ♪
♪ set me free ♪
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>> I'll expect my check in the
Mail.
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[ all gasp ]
You [bleep] Can spell
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"North pole," can't you?
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Oh, and about that talk of
Replacing me with
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Britney spears...
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Think again.
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Ho-ho-ho!
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>>
christmas -- the birthday of
jesus.
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also the birthday of actor
dean cameron, who played
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chainsaw in the movie
"Summer school."
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now we celebrate both of these
equally important men with...
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the "Robot chicken christmas
special"!
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>> ♪ ho, ho ♪
♪ ho, ho, ho-ho-ho ♪
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♪ ho, ho ♪
♪ ho, ho, ho-ho-ho ♪
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♪ ho, ho ♪
♪ ho, ho, ho-ho-ho ♪
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♪ ho, ho ♪
>> shhhhhhhh.
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>> aaaaaaaaaaaah!
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Aaaaaaaaaaaah!
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>> [ growls ]
>> [ grunting ]
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>> raaaaaaaaah!
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Raaaaaaah!
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[ grunts ]
Raaaaaaaaaah!!
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>> and that's the story of the
Very first christmas.
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>> wait a minute, mama.
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How can there still be a
Christmas if they killed santa?
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>> hmm. You're right.
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No santa, no christmas, no
Christmas presents.
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>> [ crying ]
>> aw.
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You really would have liked this
One.
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>> oh!
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>> all: ♪ deck the halls with
Boughs of holly ♪
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♪ fa-la-la-la-la, la-la -- ♪
>> la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!
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Sorry.
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>> when those robbers try to
Break in, they'll be in for a
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Nasty surprise.
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Nails on basement stairs, check.
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Iron attached to string, check.
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Trucks, ornaments, check.
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Paint cans, check.
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Safe and sound.
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[ snoring ]
[ coughing ]
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Fire!
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[ coughing continues ]
Aaah! Aaaaaaaaaaah!
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Aaaaaaaaah!
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Aaaaaaah!
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Aaaaaaah!
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[ sizzling ]
Aaaaaaah!
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Ooh!
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[ crying ]
[ screaming ]
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Aaa--
[ clang ]
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>> [ crying ] Oh, my baby.
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>> we were just driving by, and
We saw the flames.
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Is that kid gonna be okay?
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>> aaaaaah!
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>> how did it go?
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Did you deliver all the
Presents?
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Are the reindeer okay?
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>> ho-ho-ho!
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How about two seconds to
Decompress before you voice
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[bleep] My ear holes?
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>> joseph, remember when I said
That even though we're married,
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I never want to have sex with
You?
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>> yeah. Black tuesday.
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>> well, I don't understand it
Myself, but I'm pregnant!
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>> hey, joe, how goes the plan
To bang mary in her sleep?!
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Oh, hey, mary.
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I, uh -- I didn't see you there.
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>> ♪ jingle bells, batman
Smells, robin laid an egg ♪
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♪ the batmobile lost its -- ♪
[ gasps ] Batman?!
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[ patter! Patter! ]
>> oh!
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>> keep singing, boys.
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We were learning a lot.
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>> yeah. I never knew batman had
An odor problem.
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>> [ sniffs ]
Hmm. Weird.
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I don't smell anything.
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Do you, dougie?
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>> [ muffled screaming ]
>> I can't hear you.
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>> [ voice breaking ] I want my
Mommy!
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>> yeah? Me too.
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>> I may be named after a bird,
But that doesn't mean I'm
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Dropping eggs!
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Huh?
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You want to check these shorts
For some eggs?
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Huh? You see any [bleep] Eggs in
There?
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>> we got to go! Run!
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Get out of here!
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>> they're getting away, batman.
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>> not on my watch.
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[ beeps ]
The rats are scattering.
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>> holy "These [bleep] Aren't
Going anywhere."
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>> [ sobs ]
>> aah.
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>> [ voice breaking ] Sorry!
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>> you can tell your dentist I'm
Sorry.
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>> and the police didn't even
Investigate the children's
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Disappearance, because batman is
Above the law.
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But please, troy, keep singing
Your hilarious version of
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"Jingle bells" and [bleep] Up my
Christmas program.
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No? All right, then.
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From the top.
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[ crank! Crank! Crank! ]
[ bubble! ]
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[ gun cocking ]
[ bubble! ]
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>> [ screams ]
[ gun cocks ]
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[ screams ]
[ gun cocks ]
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[ screams ]
[ gun cocks ]
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[ screams ]
[ bubble! ]
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>> [ screaming ]
>> hey, kyle.
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Have any big plans for the
Holiday break?
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>> yes.
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>> o-o-o-o-o-o-kay.
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>> aw, come on, come on!
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Do it!
00:07:12.799 --> 00:07:13.499 line:85% position:25% size:30%
Look at you!
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>> you're not gonna do it.
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Chicken!
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>> ha ha, shut up.
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I'll do it, I'll do it.
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[ laughs ]
Ho, ho...
00:07:26.779 --> 00:07:27.680 line:85% position:15% size:8%
Ho.
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[ wind gusts ]
[ muffled shout ]
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[ creak! Poink! ]
>> it looks like, somehow, your
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Heart grew three sizes this
Day.
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>> it's a christmas mirac--
>> it's terminal.
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>> dad, is santa claus real?
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>> of course santa claus is
Real.
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Who do you think brings you
Your presents?
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>> did he always live in the
North pole?
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>> actually, he grew up right
Here in chicago.
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He even played for the cubs.
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[ crowd cheering ]
>> wow!
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Tell me more about santa.
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>> well, let's see.
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Oh! H-he loves "Robot chicken."
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He's even done voices on the
Show.
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>> you worthless d-bags wouldn't
Let him play your reindeer
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Games.
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>> he sounds funny.
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Do you think we would've been
Friends growing up?
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>> sure.
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He was just like you -- the
Apple of his parents' eye.
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He had a huge crate of toys and
Loved to play.
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[ hip-hop music plays ]
And he was very funny -- always
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A barrel of laughs.
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>> santa's the coolest!
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>> he sure is, billy.
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Now, you better go to sleep so
Santa can do his job.
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>> good night, dad.
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Merry christmas.
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[ suspenseful music plays ]
>>
he grew up right here in
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chicago.
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he even played for the cubs.
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he loves "Robot chicken."
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the apple of his parents' eye.
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a huge crate of toys.
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barrel of laughs.
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[ ominous music plays ]
[ door closes ]
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[ whip! ]
[ ominous music plays ]
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>> the greatest trick that
Billy's father ever pulled was
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Convincing his son that santa
Exists.
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>> santa's so fast, he delivers
Presents to the whole wide world
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In one night.
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>> aw, superman is faster!
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He circled the planet and made
Us all forget about that
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Earthquake that killed
Lois lane.
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>> what earthquake?
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>> exactly, bitch!
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>> kids, kids, take it easy!
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>> both: superman!
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>> it's not important who's
Fastest.
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>> spoken like a true puss.
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>> what did you [bleep] Say?
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I would whip santa's fat ass!
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Is that what you want to hear,
You little [bleep] Turd?!
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[ glass shatters ]
You come at me, you come at me
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Like a [bleep] Man!
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>> I've got to blog about the
[bleep] That just went down
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Right here.
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>> old supes thinks he's the
Fastest, eh?
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Ho-ho-ho!
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>> so who is the fastest, santa?
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>> ho-ho-ho!
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That's not important.
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>> spoken like a true puss.
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[ glass shatters ]
>> we doing this, blue balls?
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>> you got that right,
St. Dick!
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Hey, no fair using reindeer.
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>> oh, okay, no fair using our
Yellow sun, then, you [bleep]
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Alien.
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[ whoosh! ]
[ clock ticking ]
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[ bells jingle, hooves screech ]
[ whoosh! ]
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>> it's a tie!
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>> what a complete and total
Waste of everybody's time!
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>> well, even a tie has some
Entertainment value.
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>> all: [ booing ]
>> ha ha!
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Sorry we took so long, folks.
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>> ho-ho-ho!
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We ran into a few race hazards.
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>> lex luthor here tried to d.Q.
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Us both permanently.
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>> luckily, we stopped him, but
Only by working together.
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[ applause ]
>> I think they're buying it.
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Bump it.
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>> reciprocated!
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>> up, up, and away.
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>> huh?
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W-where am I?
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I-I was at my mother's doing
Laundry, and --
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>> weaponizing anthrax, luthor?
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Not on my watch!
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>> what?!
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Weaponizing --
>> boom!
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[ ting! ]
>> ♪ you're my brother ♪
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♪ you're my slave ♪
♪ you're my dog ♪
00:10:55.654 --> 00:10:58.257 line:10% position:35% size:50%
♪ don't I love it? ♪
♪ you're my lover ♪
00:10:58.324 --> 00:11:00.926 line:10% position:10% size:53% align:start
♪ take it off ♪
♪ you're my brother ♪
00:11:00.993 --> 00:11:03.029 line:10% position:10% size:48% align:start
♪ you're my slave ♪
♪ you're my dog ♪
00:11:03.095 --> 00:11:05.698 line:10% position:35% size:50%
♪ don't I love it? ♪
♪ you're my lover ♪
00:11:05.765 --> 00:11:08.534 line:10% position:10% size:53% align:start
♪ take it off ♪
♪ you're my brother ♪
00:11:08.601 --> 00:11:10.436 line:10% position:10% size:48% align:start
♪ you're my slave ♪
♪ you're my dog ♪
00:11:10.503 --> 00:11:13.305 line:10% position:35% size:50%
♪ don't I love it? ♪
♪ you're my lover ♪
00:11:13.372 --> 00:11:16.042 line:10% position:10% size:53% align:start
♪ take it off ♪
♪ you're my brother ♪
00:11:16.108 --> 00:11:18.144 line:10% position:10% size:48% align:start
♪ you're my slave ♪
♪ you're my dog ♪
00:11:18.210 --> 00:11:19.912 line:10% position:35% size:50%
♪ don't I love it? ♪
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