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X-timestamp-map=local:00:00:00.000,mpegts:9000
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[ thunder crashing ]
[ drilling, sawing ]
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[ electricity crackling ]
>> it's alive!
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[ electricity crackling ]
>> it's alive!
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>> and despite his elfin size,
Hermey had bigger dreams.
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>> I want to be a dentist!
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>> you moron!
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You know nothing about
Dentistry!
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>> I want to be a baker.
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>> yecch! You idiot!
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This doughnut's filled with
Tinsel!
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You know nothing about baking.
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>> I-I-I want to be a
Millionaire.
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I'd have to say...
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"'d.' nutcracker."
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Final answer.
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>> a woman's reproductive organ
Is a nutcracker?!
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You know nothing about
Genitalia!
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>> c-can I please come back,
Santa?
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This is all I know.
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>> you're always welcome here,
Hermey.
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>> [ smooches ]
[ gunshot, splash ]
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>> the point being, you are more
Than welcome to pursue outside
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Interests.
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The choice is yours.
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>> ♪ do-do-do-do ♪
♪ I saw mommy kissing
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Santa claus ♪
>> I knew it!
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That [bleep] Whore!
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Where is he?!
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Where's that mother[bleep]
Santa claus?
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>> what the hell, man?
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He's not real.
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>> do you know how long it takes
To carve an ice door?
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>> ohh!
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>> aaaah!
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>> ohh! Oh, my brothers!
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>> now...Where's santa claus?
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>> [ whimpering ]
Oh, no!
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Ow! Ow! Ow!
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Okay, okay, okay!
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He's -- he's, uh, delivering
Gifts, you know.
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That's what he does.
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So he's not gonna be back for
Quite some time.
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>> oh, no, wait.
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H-he just walked in.
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Where have you been?
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>> I
know.
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>> know what?
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>> suzy saw you kissing
Santa claus!
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>> that's just a song, silly.
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[ music plays ]
>> oh!
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[ chuckles ]
That makes sense.
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Man, I got to start listening to
More music.
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>> I am [bleep] The neighbor,
Though.
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>> mike? How's he doing?
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>> [ panting ] Joseph, why
Couldn't you get us a room?
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>> there weren't any rooms left,
Mary.
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>> oh, my vagina's about to
Splat out an entire human being,
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And they couldn't find me a
Bed?!
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>> it's okay, honey.
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This will be fine.
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[ animals farting ]
>> [ coughs ] Ohh!
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Ew!
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Oh, joseph!
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Uhh!
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[ farts ]
>> oh, god!
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Whew! No more falafel for you.
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>> sorry.
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Aaaah!
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>> okay, okay, now push.
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Push.
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[ animals farting ]
Okay, that was good, honey.
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You're doing great.
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I'll go get you some water.
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>> joseph!
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>> [ squeals ]
[ farts ]
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>> ew!
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[ animals farting ]
Oh!
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Oh, here it comes!
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Aaaaah!
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[ farting continues ]
Aaaaaaah!
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>> okay, baby, keep breathing.
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This is it, now!
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Oh, honey, that's it!
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I can see it!
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I can see the head! Now push!
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>> aaah!
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[ farting stops ]
>> [ cries ]
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>> our baby!
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Little jesus...He's so
Beautiful.
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>> [ farts ]
>> hello? Is everything okay?
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I heard yelling.
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Oh, it's very dark in here.
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>> no-o-o-o-o!
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>> that must be the sign we're
Looking for!
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>> the lord jesus christ is
Born!
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>> wow! Awesome!
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Go, dad!
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>> oh, my goodness, dear!
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[ electricity crackles ]
Oh, my god!
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>> oh, my god!
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Oh, my god!
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>> oh, my god!
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>> oh-ho!
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>> oh, no!
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[ screaming ]
[ dog barking ]
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>> aaaaah!
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I'm on fire!
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[ both scream ]
>> and that's why I converted to
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Judaism.
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>> uh, dad, that's a great
Story, but I think you forgot to
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Blow out the menorah.
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>> damn it!
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>> blam!
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>> my studies!
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Oh! These are brand-new.
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>> slam! Ha!
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That's for...Uh...
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Ah, nerd!
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>> [ groans ]
[ sighs ]
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[ rumbling ]
Whoa...
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Oomph!
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My goodness!
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I've fallen into a strange and
Magical land.
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Well, you're no excalibur, but
Then again, I'm no king arthur.
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>> hello, there, stranger.
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I'm mr. --
>> aah!
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M-m-m-monster!
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Monster!
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Monster, die!
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[ panting ]
Wow...
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I killed that creature.
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I'm a hero!
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Good job, excalibur ii!
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But I'm freezing.
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>> I, the white witch, have
Sensed a new --
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Holy [bleep]
>> my queen!
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>> oh, uh...
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Care to come to my castle and
Enjoy some turkish delight?
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>> oh, boy!
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My first sexual experience
Without a computer!
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>> turkish delight is a
candy.
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>> oh, boy! Candy!
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>> and now, my champion, we will
Defeat my enemy, the talking
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Lion!
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>> what?! A talking lion?
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Pbht!
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You mean there's no dragons or
Balrogs or ringwraiths?
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>> no, just a talking lion...
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Who's an allegory for jesus.
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>> well, I don't know.
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Even a talking lion is pretty
Scary, and I'm not all that --
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[ gasps ]
Your wish is my command.
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Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
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This is the best larp ever!
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>> later, I'll show you how to
Cross swords!
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>> and now, young children, may
These guide you through your
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Journeys.
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>> why is santa claus giving us
Lethal weapons?
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>> there he is, children!
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Kill him!
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>> whee!
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>> [ groans ]
>> eat your heart out,
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"Worlds of warcraft"!
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>> [ sighs ]
this is why kids should read
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Good christian fantasy instead
Of "Harry potter."
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>> you see that play with
Daniel radcliffe's penis?
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>> what kind of question is that
To ask the jesus-allegory lion?
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But, yes.
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>> whoo-hoo! Hoo-hoo!
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300 experience points for me!
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Great job, excalibur iii!
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>> I'm bored.
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Where'd I leave that nerd?
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>> [ gasping ]
Oh, thank you, sir.
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It's very tight in there.
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>> oh, not
that nerd!
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[ horse galloping ]
>> what the --
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>> yeah! Hoo-hoo!
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>> [ whinnies ]
>> you're both in big trouble!
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>> it was worth it, my queen.
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>> I hope you know that this
Will go down on your permanent
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Records!
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>> you can't tell my parents.
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>> do you even
go to this
School?!
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>> do
you?
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>> whoo!
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I love office christmas parties!
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>> [ laughs ]
Oh, dave is a riot at these
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Things!
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>> but
I'm dave.
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>> then who's --
>> dude, we are falling way
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Behind.
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Let's get out of here.
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[ "O tannenbaum" plays ]
>> aaaah!
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Oomph!
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>> oh, no!
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We're late for christmas play
Rehearsal.
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>> don't worry.
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Charlie brown's in charge.
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We can just ignore him and dance
Repetitively.
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>> I love dancing repetitively.
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[ crickets chirping ]
[ footsteps ]
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>> linus! You're awake!
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>> uh...Why am I tied up?
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>> because you're going to write
Me the love letter I always
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Wanted!
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>> love letter?
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I need to go to a hospital.
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>> I always wanted to be a
Nurse.
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They have such pretty white
Shoes.
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>> things look bad for ol'
Linus.
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>> snoopy, have you seen linus?
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He was supposed to walk me to
Chemo.
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Can you help me find him?
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[ "Batman" theme plays ]
[ sighs ]
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Good grief.
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>> I made snowflake soup!
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I know how much you like
Catching snowflakes on your
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Tongue!
00:09:00.206 --> 00:09:02.608 line:79% position:10% size:78% align:start
>> so, basically, you made me a
Bowl of hot water?
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[ doorbell rings ]
Aaah!
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>> val kilmer?
00:09:06.979 --> 00:09:08.547 line:85% position:15% size:10%
Hey!
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You're my brother's dog!
00:09:18.324 --> 00:09:21.027 line:79% position:10% size:75% align:start
I should've known you'd figure
It out.
00:09:21.093 --> 00:09:22.728 line:85% position:40% size:60%
You're always so snoopy!
00:09:22.795 --> 00:09:24.063 line:85% position:20% size:20%
Oh, hey!
00:09:24.130 --> 00:09:26.332 line:85% position:45% size:68%
snoopy -- that's your name!
00:09:26.399 --> 00:09:28.234 line:85% position:40% size:58%
It all makes sense now!
00:09:28.301 --> 00:09:29.969 line:79% position:10% size:30% align:start
[ laughter ]
Aah!
00:09:35.107 --> 00:09:36.809 line:79% position:10% size:35% align:start
[ grunts ]
>> oh, my god!
00:09:46.652 --> 00:09:48.387 line:85% position:48% size:73%
She just murdered val kilmer!
00:09:48.454 --> 00:09:52.258 line:79% position:10% size:80% align:start
>> where's my love letter, sweet
Baboo?
00:09:52.325 --> 00:09:54.060 line:85% position:43% size:63%
This isn't a love letter.
00:09:54.126 --> 00:09:55.528 line:85% position:35% size:50%
It's a cry for help.
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Did you think I'd let you mail
It?!
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>> but, sally, it's christmas.
00:10:00.299 --> 00:10:01.434 line:85% position:30% size:40%
>> you're right.
00:10:01.500 --> 00:10:03.169 line:85% position:30% size:40%
I almost forgot.
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Does this tree look sturdy
Enough?
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>> uh...F-for what?
00:10:07.773 --> 00:10:08.207 line:85% position:18% size:15%
>> ah!
00:10:08.274 --> 00:10:10.876 line:85% position:33% size:45%
>> sch-u-u-u-ultz!
00:10:13.779 --> 00:10:16.282 line:79% position:10% size:40% align:start
[ sighs ]
It -- it's done.
00:10:16.349 --> 00:10:17.249 line:85% position:25% size:28%
>> really?!
00:10:17.316 --> 00:10:18.384 line:85% position:28% size:35%
Can I read it?
00:10:18.451 --> 00:10:21.320 line:79% position:10% size:73% align:start
"Dear sally, see the words on
This page?
00:10:21.387 --> 00:10:25.157 line:79% position:10% size:80% align:start
Please keep your eyes on them so
You don't notice the thing I'm
00:10:25.224 --> 00:10:26.158 line:85% position:28% size:33%
About to do."
00:10:26.225 --> 00:10:30.596 line:79% position:10% size:38% align:start
Wow, I'm hook--
[ gagging ]
00:10:30.663 --> 00:10:32.598 line:79% position:10% size:35% align:start
>> [ strains ]
Shh. Shh.
00:10:38.337 --> 00:10:41.073 line:85% position:38% size:55%
It's almost over. Shh.
00:10:41.140 --> 00:10:42.475 line:79% position:10% size:35% align:start
[ thud ]
[ door opens ]
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>> linus, thank goodness!
00:10:44.143 --> 00:10:45.945 line:85% position:50% size:78%
I've looked everywhere for you.
00:10:46.012 --> 00:10:48.581 line:79% position:10% size:68% align:start
>> I was in your
house, you
Blockhead!
00:10:48.647 --> 00:10:49.648 line:85% position:30% size:40%
>> good grief...
00:10:49.715 --> 00:10:51.217 line:85% position:43% size:65%
I can't do anything right.
00:10:51.283 --> 00:10:52.785 line:85% position:43% size:65%
Even my sister's a psycho.
00:10:52.852 --> 00:10:55.087 line:79% position:10% size:78% align:start
>> I never thought she was that
Bad.
00:10:55.154 --> 00:10:57.323 line:79% position:10% size:68% align:start
She wasn't that bad at all,
Really.
00:10:57.390 --> 00:10:59.592 line:79% position:10% size:75% align:start
Maybe she just needed a little
Love.
00:10:59.658 --> 00:11:03.496 line:79% position:10% size:68% align:start
>> [ coughs ]
>> by the way, val kilmer's
00:11:03.562 --> 00:11:04.563 line:85% position:18% size:13%
Dead.
00:11:04.630 --> 00:11:06.866 line:10% position:10% size:68% align:start
[ drums and triangle play ]
[ drumming stops ]
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[ triangle dings ]
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