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Okay, everyone, buckle up for the Disney+ Mother's Day outing.

[starter grinds, backfires]

No, no, no! Not another hunter. Take Bambi, not me!

No, no. You're fine. It's not my fault. It's Homer's note.

[groans] Now how will we get there?

[ship approaches]

Problem solved.

Marge, you okay with hyperspace travel?

Oh, sure. I never get carsick.

[gagging] How embarrassing.

[droid shrieks]

[barking]

Not so fast.

First, we must go to the Disney Parking Planet.

[horn honks]

[chuckles]

This park is so clean.

[Darth Vader breathing] The penalty for littering is death.

Uh, maybe we should get the kids a snack.

[groans] No.

Copyright Crunch, please.

Unintelligible.

My sandcastle was ruined by that big, fat monster.

No fat-shaming on Disney Playground Planet, brat.

[automated voice] Parental consent is required to slice people in half.

Consent granted.

[stormtroopers grunting]

-[stormtrooper 1 screams] -[stormtrooper 2] Cute kid. [screams]

[trumpets]

[stormtrooper 3 screams]

You just made a mom mad.

[shudders]

[grunting, groaning]

-[stormtrooper 4] Ma'am? Ma'am? -[grunts]

Oh, lousy knockoff bag.

You realize this is just a simulation, ma'am? It happens every 15 minutes.

Sorry, folks.

I'm afraid this incredibly overprotective mother

ruined the simulation for everybody.

It happens all the time.

[booing]

Gee. Sorry everyone.

I-- How do you say, "I apologize" in Wookiee?

[speaks Shyriiwook]

Apology party at our place.

[jazz playing]

You know "Moon River"?

["Moon River" playing]

[sniffling] Aw.

Ow. Well, at least I'm at a party.

-[slurping] -Wait a minute. Who let the Hulu kids in?

Yo! Can someone vodka up my juice box?

[chuckles] Marge, I'm taking this warped little laugh-getter to Moe's.

[Stewie] Hey, let me out or I'll use foul language.

We're a 9:30 show.

Why, you God[bleep] stupid [bleep] synergy.

[bleep] 35 years on the air, my [bleep].

[Homer] Cheap laughs, kid.